Right ? lol 😂

Well, thats a good one, gotta remember that, hahaha

LOL where I live there is no car thief that is intimidated by a stick shift. In fact I drive an 04 F-150 because any car thief will take one look at it and say "yeah I'm not getting far in that" so it's a good theft deterrent and no one asks to borrow my ride LOL

Yep. Haven’t had an automatic in a decade and I’d prefer to keep it that way. It’s just unfortunate that most vehicles don’t come with a manual anymore

Can I barrow your ride? I could steal it too but I'd prefer to ask 😋

Eeeeeeh, you underestimate a can do attitude and no f*cks given about a clutch that I didn't pay for

I think more than a few of us have realized this 😂

Wait, what am I missing?? ...why wouldn't you know you're a millennial??

@@thingwhatever I just thought millennial were .. younger people (a.k.a more into their phones, staying at their parents house longer, not wanting to put effort into work ethics .ect...I actually know a lot of people like that....and yes it is VERY judgmental of me) so when I actually discovered that I "made the cut" It was a slap in the face...and a good dose of humility. Not all millennials are like that....I'm sorry 😔

@@thingwhatever thought millennial were people born after 2000

@@victoriagledhill5872 Millennials are those born between 1982 and 2002.

Indeed, however we'll conveniently forget to mention that due to autocorrect the recipient generally had no idea what we were actually trying to say. 😂

Kids: You have to use your HANDS? It's like a baby's toy

This is true but thankfully it's not the entire population otherwise car accident deaths would rise astronomically, when it's already the leading cause of death in America. It's more the younger generations (anyone who was a kid when computers and smartphones became the norm). The thing is, the ones who weren't here when flip phones were introduced and in everyone's pockets have no idea how easy they have it and how their generation is being destroyed by "smart" devices. Texting on a smartphone while driving isn't as dangerous as texting on a flip phone. Lol Now that's some irritating crap, I hated texting on those phones but luckily muscle memory sets in and it becomes quite easy to remember how many times you have to press the same # button to get the correct letter and where they're placed. The generation that grew up with smartphones our intelligence and common Sense has declined. People are desensitized to violence so instead of calling the cops to help someone they get out their phone and videotape it and a lot of them are laughing. Usually just so they can put it up on the internet and get a few views and lights it's quite disgusting and they don't see what they're doing because their parents haven't taught them anymore morals their schools and smartphones taught them and raised them. It's BS. And everybody wonders why teachers feel emboldened to groom our children and discuss their sexuality and their sexual preferences with children in elementary schools. This is unacceptable children shouldn't even know their teachers sexual preferences or politics they're there to learn not learn about your life and things that are being posted on the internet. They need to be taught math, reading\english, science, real American and world History and be in sports or some type of elective. That's it. Social media post, KZfaq videos and political activism shouldn't be part of their curriculum. All I can say is parents need to start requesting their children's curriculum and going to board meetings and expressing your concerns there are literally indoctrinated our children and they admit to it. For Pete's sake they have a room that kids who have been brainwashed into identifying as the opposite gender or a non gender to change their clothes once they get to school without their parents' knowledge so they get to walk around their school and the opposite genders clothing WITHOUT their parents knowing. This is 100% grooming and indoctrinating. They're taking the parents ability to parent their children away and not allowing them to raise them as they see fit. They shouldn't be taught the way the world, society and these new trends see fit. We're screwed once these ignorant children and less than mature adults start to take office when they get older. Ugh idiocracy is on its way.. playing live in America! Lol braces yourself

Yes and we could go as fast as we wanted. A much better trade off

In a few decades kids will ask "what's texting?"

It's the same with black comedians, or gay comedians, or Asian comedians. It seems that all they can talk about is what they are.

Hey that his bit he does in the show! How funny would it be it he just said iam a millennial! 😮 None 🎭

So am I, and I'm a middle aged woman....lol!

Me too! Even before he started!

@@rtother420 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

The only advantage I can think of is you can bring a stick shift car to a stop even without brakes.

Because it's fun. Do you stop everything because you have a little stress?

@@debbylou5729 well, I have five children and am carrying a sixth, soooo - obviously not. 🤪 I might've been better off if I hadn't been trying to learn in an exceptionally crazy (rich and road ragey) region of Southwest Florida (+ their pop up torrential rain storms where you instantly lost ALL visibility). The (imo marginal) fun factor simply did not outweigh THAT much stress. 😂

@@ngashjr I seem to remember being able to push start a manual car if the battery was dead, but you kind of need friends and a clear path. Of course now you can just buy a power bank that can jump your car.

You can watch the full special on the Dry Bar Comedy + App.

But you are free to change your own tire, and you are still sad?

They season their steak with the sweat of their brow

You are absolutely right. My first instinct when something is broken is to fix it.

Nothing like turning a comedy bit into bullying and suicide awareness.

What are you on about?

A little bit of teasing wouldn't be a problem if you guys weren't so thin skinned and reliant on you safe spaces. Every generation through history has deal with the generation before them disapproving of some of their characteristics, millennials are just the first generation to be such cry babies about it. Other generations felt that a little adversity in life built character, you guys think that if someone says something that offends you in the slightest you'll have PTSD for the rest of your lives.

@@Primalxbeast do you forget the same time your generation is like why should you care it's just a nuclear apocalypse why should you care it's only hell!

@@brandongovreau9218 Who the heck ever thought that? And I'm Gen-X, those nukes were already around long before I was born.