MST3k 511 - Gunslinger

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12 жыл бұрын

You found Gunslinger. You know you can watch every full episode of MST3k at www.club-mst3k.com right?
Cult bombshells Beverly Garland and Allison Hayes star in this low-budget panthecolor feminist Western directed by Roger Corman. When the marshal of Oracle, Texas, is killed by a hired gunman, his quick-shooting widow, Rose, straps on his gun and star, puts on some pants, and aims to find out who did the hiring. (from wikia)

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@Evertide05 12 жыл бұрын

RIP Beverly Garland (1926-2008), MST's favorite actress.

@stellamarie1065 Жыл бұрын

"Most people are morally ambiguous which explains our random dying pattern" my favorite riff in this episode

@LoneKharnivore 5 жыл бұрын

"Honey, don't." I love when Joel talks to the bots as his kids.

@tutorjulslee2357 7 жыл бұрын

I feel badly for her husband. He dies within the first 5 minutes, she doesn't even cry and within a few days, she is making out with an outlaw.

@SeanP7195 Жыл бұрын

So like most relationships when they end.

@vlpwby 5 жыл бұрын

"It’s a hallway and don't you forget it!" 😂 Love the bedroom door gags!

@alexiaNBC Жыл бұрын

"Why don't you drink in your room?" (Slurred) It's a hall!

@applemask Жыл бұрын

What it is, little wormy guy

@BrooklynJackBlue 12 жыл бұрын

I love how they say "sammich" throughout the whole of the show.

@Jesse__H 2 жыл бұрын

Mitchell ... with his eyes on the sammich 🎵 Maybe my favorite single line in the series? Definitely up there.

@K4RN4GE911 3 жыл бұрын

The first MST3K I ever watched with my grandfather. He had good taste and I'm glad he shared this series with me.

@mattpierce5009 2 жыл бұрын

Tom's quantum physics skit is possibly my new fav host segment, this episode is seriously underrated

@howardmctroy3303 3 жыл бұрын

“Joel, is there anyway I can be mummified and placed next to Stalin?” “Sure, honey.”

@GlitchanBlack 4 ай бұрын

“Well, that’s what I want. To be mummified and placed next to Stalin.”

@mauricedavis8261 3 жыл бұрын

Beverly Garland and Allison Hayes directed by Roger Corman...Apparently I've been a very good boy, indeed!!!🙏😘

@douglasmcdonough7783 3 жыл бұрын

A lot of times how they introduce dr F and Frank escape me so I decided to start googling it. Peter Lynn Hayes and Mary Healy were a H&W vaudeville / acting team from the 40- 50s +. Performed almost exclusively together and were married until his death in 1998.

@crk2600 12 жыл бұрын

"It's so hot in here! We're so sessy! We did not mean to do that but we did it!" Love the riffing on the dancers.

@nothing-2-live-4 3 жыл бұрын

"ive never known more about what isnt going on in the movie" -Mike Nelson on Corman's movie The Undead (ep. 806)

@BrooklynJackBlue 8 жыл бұрын

I love the Crow-beak shaped bite marks out of his sandwich!

@jean-paulaudette9246 Жыл бұрын

I feel like that sammich made another appearance, maybe in "Pod People"? I seem to remember hime asking Joel to 'Here, hold my sammitch." when he was taking a turn on the Wall of Keyboards.

@PositronRobo 8 жыл бұрын

Joel: Man, this movie is just sitting on my head and crushing it. ACCURATE.

@rarecatsnake 4 жыл бұрын

I'm just wingin' it here, lord

@kevinbarksdale7897 6 жыл бұрын

"Looks like a nice, quiet little town you've got here." "Well, that's because in the last week we killed more than half the town's population. But property values are really low right now, so we expect it will grow pretty fast once word gets out."

@iworkout6912 Ай бұрын

And plenty of extra horses now.

@brianfuller5868 6 жыл бұрын

MST3K riffed it well but this honestly is one of Cormans better efforts. The acting is serviceable with an actual plot. Beverly Garland and Allison Hayes☺

@Mekboy_ComputerMonster Жыл бұрын

We need the Best Minds to come together in a room, and discuss which Coreman films are ranked Best to Worst. (Red Masque is at the Top, no doubt about it)

@tugboat2030 Жыл бұрын

Why is all your stuff in the hallway?

@JoeEnglandShow 7 жыл бұрын

Y'know, I will admit this strikes me as one of Corman's better attempts. Which might not be saying too much, but it's got multifaceted characters, some acceptable action, some cute dialogue... and... well it's not as bad as some of his others, anyway. If you're feeling generous.

@JohnDoe-vm5rb 4 жыл бұрын

I actually like corman's work (mostly). Sure, they're often not great but the man is operating on what were (and are, he's still working) budgets that are 'shoestring' at best. I'm far more forgiving-and sometimes they even become charming-when I remember that.

@HylianFox3 4 жыл бұрын

This movie actually has a sort of Shakespeare feel to it. Morally ambiguous characters; even our heroine Rose looks the other way when it's obvious that Erica & Kane are plotting her murder, not to mention the deaths of others. Even when Jake aka Little Man aka Wormy flat-out tells her everything she chooses not to act because of her feelings toward Kane. And much like 'Hamlet' the film ends with 95% of the characters dead. "I thought you were dead!" "The good die first." "Most of us are morally ambiguous, which explains our random dying patterns."

@Jesse__H 2 жыл бұрын

Definitely his most watchable, of the ones I've seen. No horrendous acting, decent costumes and sets, and a completely coherent plot. It was only his second year as a director too!

@johnmccormick4719 11 жыл бұрын

I was in a community theater near Detroit in the 80s and there was a photo on wall of John Ireland, he was member of same theater before he went to hollywood

@tbohrer01 8 жыл бұрын

You can't watch the saloon dancing scene without laughing "Naughty Spank" 😂

@lastcathar 4 жыл бұрын

I'll lie in state for several days at the Corn Palace while "Hooked on a Feeling" is sung by a choir of castratis.

@YoshiAngemon 7 жыл бұрын

"He made MY head explode! Thank you, Dr. Forrester! Thank you!" "OHHH! WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!" "Thank you!" Yep, Tom Servo was really relieved to have that balloon pop.

@giantlobsterboy644 4 жыл бұрын

I love it when Frank points at the screen and Forrester stops scanning him to scan the movie (and Tom's balloon head).

@RiflemanIzzie 12 жыл бұрын

I love how she just apparently shoots at anyone that looks remotely anything evil.

@quester09 7 жыл бұрын

'ever see a peace officer in a corset?' 'yeah, your husband.'

@williammatthews693 4 жыл бұрын

Dr Forrester: Hey boobie. Do you want to make people's heads explode? Sure we all do.

@TimelordR 8 жыл бұрын

Seeing both Allison Hayes & Beverly Garland in this Roger Corman oater reminds me of an old joke from The Benny Hill Show when Benny in a sketch as a gunslinger says to a saloon gal, "I'll show you my 45's if y'all show me your 38's".

@mikezylstra7514 3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@alexewing7264 2 жыл бұрын

39:41 “Hey this is moving to fast for me,” when it looks like she is dropping to her knees in front of him is the best part of the episode. Mike was sexual often but it was always a treat whenever Joel did it because he was so subtle.

@stirnersretrowave5094 4 жыл бұрын

Crow: Joel, is there any way I can be mummified and placed next to Stalin? Joel: Sure, honey. Crow: Well, that's what I want: mummified and placed next to Stalin.

@VoicesByZane 9 жыл бұрын

happiness is finding an episode of MST3K you haven't seen before

@jeffreyriley8742 8 жыл бұрын

+Zane Especially at this point in the series.

@BlackMasterRoshi 7 жыл бұрын

me three!

@wedgewizard5429 6 жыл бұрын

i've been searching for a while,... i have to agree

@samuelstephens6163 5 жыл бұрын

Same. But admit addiction to a few episodes: Cave Dwellers in particular is hilarious, the mellow toned riffs, the flying sequence, the Shakespeare-wannabe villain, puppet snake wrestling, hubcap girl, the unrelated title sequence...I'll watch it any day.

@AmyLSacks 5 жыл бұрын

@@desktorp For me it's *Secret Agent Super-Dragon* and *Puma Man* .

@desktorp 5 жыл бұрын

I feel so lazy for being here because I have every episode of MST3K on disc, but it's boxed up and I don't feel like digging for it.

@troywright359 5 жыл бұрын

Can't comment on your dvds either

@fucktardmst3kfan144 6 жыл бұрын

What kills me is, I lived in a shed attached to a trailer home that looked like a hallway. I basically lived in a hallway! Hahaha!

@GoblinXXX 12 жыл бұрын

Wiifle cat, wiffle dog, wiffle Claude Akins! Wiffle!

@Piper8Bit 4 жыл бұрын

Toms bit at the end is one of my favorites on the show. Absolute gold.

@horrorfan888 7 жыл бұрын

"Hey, Lady, you forgot to tell me where the... OH MY GOD! AHHHHHHHH!"

@HylianFox3 4 жыл бұрын

"Third dead body on the left."

@tonychristo8393 3 жыл бұрын

Movie's almost to good to be a mst3k show!!

@timcook1928 9 жыл бұрын

"Booze! It's what's for dinner."

@tamcon72 9 жыл бұрын

When does this marshal[l] lady sleep? From the anachronistic hair and undergarments, to the ludicrous romanticizing of the Confederacy, to the erratic calendar sequences--as an aside, her husband's been dead a week and she's canoodling with a felon?--this film IS maddening to watch. Thanks, MST3K, thanks a lot!

@samtownend6744 8 жыл бұрын

You're expecting realism from a Roger Corman film? As my own aside, for some reason the fifties women's hairstyles really annoy me

@tamcon72 8 жыл бұрын

Sam Townend Consistency! All I ask for is consistency! P.S. That hair is a feat to actually achieve. It requires that one refrain from washing one's hair for about five days, after which one must apply pints of aerosol hairspray. You finally get it right, gazing at yourself in the mirror in triumph, before suddenly realizing you look like that bust of Beethoven. And you're not Beethoven.

@samtownend6744 8 жыл бұрын

Well consistency is rare with any MST3K movie, you've got to shut off your normal expectations. But their hair is so curly, and the colours so false! Sometimes I like to imagine that punk hair had happened in the 50s and I try to picture them all with mohawks and spikes and shaved bits

@tamcon72 8 жыл бұрын

Sam Townend "shaved bits" [snort!]

@samtownend6744 8 жыл бұрын

tamcon72 naughty

@greenranger8884 3 жыл бұрын

"Whoa, we've got movie sign!!!"

@jeffreyriley8742 11 жыл бұрын

42:29 "You, a, Joel Robinstone?" "Uh, that's Joel Robinson..." "Whatever."

@zrxdoug 7 жыл бұрын

"I'll see you in your room tonight." "It's a hallway and don't you forget it!" Stomps out of the bar past Wormy.. "What it is, little wormy guy?" (In Droopy Dawg voice) "I never liked him."

@drido 12 жыл бұрын

Roger Corman pushes my buttons, too. Thank you MST3K!

@ElveeKaye 10 жыл бұрын

This Western town has a population of, what, 12? And four of them are horses.

@ericm1839 9 жыл бұрын

Matrix29bear this movie had character development? every time a supporting character opened their mouth to show motive for anything the crazy pms sheriff shot them

@LoneKharnivore 5 жыл бұрын

Ass.

@clibinarium 10 жыл бұрын

In fairness, the mayor was only one or two civil war stories away from being shot by someone in town

@WeerdMunkee 8 жыл бұрын

38:31 "There's Jack Nicholson's place!" That's brilliant! LOL!!! The moment he said that, it became very clear to me that scene was shot in the Hollywood Hills!! Lol!!

@LoneKharnivore 5 жыл бұрын

90% of Hollywood's output was filmed in the area. At least the SW US is reasonably appropriate here - it's pretty funny how many alien planets and bits of Europe and Africa in old TV and movies look suspiciously like California.

@najhoant 10 жыл бұрын

"Cue the horses!"

@iworkout6912 Ай бұрын

Especially the horses that have reapostered.

@applemask Жыл бұрын

No-one was a better little wormy guy than Jonathan Haze.

@stevej71393 7 жыл бұрын

This movie was pure garbage, but if it wasn't for garbage movies, there would be no MST3k.

@scitsalcoryp 7 жыл бұрын

eh, compared to a lot of ' pure trash ' before my eyes on TV today....this might be pure gold :) i mean the original movie . Of course our update with our friends is great too !

@TheStapleGunKid 6 жыл бұрын

The "hallway room" is easily one of the most memorable running riffs ever done on MST3K

@HylianFox3 4 жыл бұрын

*drunkenly* "Come out!"

@EternalBooda 8 жыл бұрын

I don't know about you, but there are a lot of situations I could rectify with the line, "You tried to make my head explode you freaked out maniac!"

@LoneKharnivore 5 жыл бұрын

"rectify" I don't think that word means what you think it means.

@auntiec6294 5 жыл бұрын

"Shut up, little man." ("You've got mending to do.")

@carlabamford9154 7 ай бұрын

Corn Palace, Wall Drug, Mt. Rushmore, what fun memories I have of the Midwest & Dakotas. MST3K Wayback Machine!

@StevenGresser 7 жыл бұрын

I guess the producers of this movie didn't know the pony express only existed from 1860-61.

@LoneKharnivore 5 жыл бұрын

It's part of America's foundation myth.

@jayjaycajun9735 12 жыл бұрын

"He killed my four brothers." 'And my forefathers!"

@KRhetor 11 жыл бұрын

She was the best actress to make multiple appearances in 50s science fiction films.

@ErichoTTA 8 жыл бұрын

"She won't even show her face""Doodley, doodley, doodley, her face!"

@WayWardWonderer 9 жыл бұрын

Huh, Joel's first western movie was also his last western movie!

@hamursh 5 жыл бұрын

And it was his only Western movie!

@HylianFox3 4 жыл бұрын

what about The Painted Hills? that was the episode right before this maybe Lassie movies don't count as westerns...

@douglasmcdonough7783 3 жыл бұрын

@@HylianFox3 I thought the same thing. Short memory. Maybe they were shot differently than they aired

@Jesse__H 3 жыл бұрын

@@douglasmcdonough7783 Yeah that's definitely possible. Happens to shows all the time.

@phillipdietzen5637 12 жыл бұрын

Bev. Garland: Her own series, "DECOY" (CASEY the Undercover Cop) "My 3 Sons"(Fred Macmurry's 2nd Wife. ) All A -List stuff. The Cardshark, that taught Rachel and monica to play poker on "Friends".

@AJF786 10 жыл бұрын

I'd like to think that Rockdale is actually Rock Ridge and that this movie and Blazing Saddles take place in the same canon.

@sertorrhenclegane 10 жыл бұрын

Or maybe, they're sister cities.

@garymccammon6696 6 жыл бұрын

"You'd do it for Randolph Scott."

@HylianFox3 5 жыл бұрын

In fact, this movie's plot is very similar to Blazing Saddles. Mainly in that a corrupt business person is trying to buy up (or otherwise seize) all the land in hopes that the railroad will come though, making them a fortune. But at least Hedley knew the railroad was going through Rock Ridge.

@gohawks3571 5 жыл бұрын

@@garymccammon6696 Ran Dolph Scott!🎶🎶🎶

@jeffreyriley8742 8 жыл бұрын

45:20 "Doors don't open like that...there's a number...he's in the hall!"

@johnathanreynolds8221 8 жыл бұрын

+longhairfan , "Wait a minute! She's in my room! Where do I go??" lol!

@jeffreyriley8742 7 ай бұрын

@@johnathanreynolds8221 "Now get outta my hall!"

@prometheusunbound7628 2 жыл бұрын

May 21, 1878, was a Tuesday, not a Friday, so all the days are wrong. For shame, Corman.

@nicholasmoose6574 7 жыл бұрын

Roger Corman movies of the ooooooold West.

@TGCRVT 3 жыл бұрын

Yes, riff on her all you want, but damn, Beverly Garland was a fox.

@43nostromo 11 жыл бұрын

Boy, it's really blue out today.

@insectoidinheritor896 9 жыл бұрын

I think a wiffle hat would actually have a chance of catching on.

@oldfan1963 8 жыл бұрын

+Insectoid Inheritor what about whiffle underpants? So cool, so breezy!

@JohnDoe-vm5rb 4 жыл бұрын

Well, Crocs are essentially wiffle shoes...

@phylliselizahb1041 2 жыл бұрын

The chairs @ the Lakewood library are waffle chairs (computer dept).

@raymondboxraymondbox972 7 жыл бұрын

well, i'm British and i love it. and sorry about the Benny Hill thing. please don't shoot me. ;)

@AmyLSacks 5 жыл бұрын

I think in the modern era many Brits must have come around. Several one-time Best Brains have done show in England, right?

@RatelHBadger 5 жыл бұрын

Sorry for Jimmy Saville?

@troywright359 5 жыл бұрын

@@RatelHBadger I don't understand the question Badger...

@RatelHBadger 5 жыл бұрын

I don't understand this thread either...

@number1fool 9 жыл бұрын

movie would be over much quicker if rather than killing the guy that beverly garland shoots at her husband's burying, they follow him and interrogate him.

@jorgezarco9269 Жыл бұрын

The Scanner Planner? Scanners(1981) is an amazing science fiction-horror film. There's a drawing of a screaming Michael Ironside on the book!

@Giggity55555 11 жыл бұрын

"Say what you want, Reverend; this brings in the parishioners!" I seriously almost did a spit-take.

@joeywall4657 5 жыл бұрын

One of the best in the whole series.

@auntiec6294 5 жыл бұрын

"How am I gonna explain this to...oh, that's right."

@Unclejoe420 9 жыл бұрын

A Roger Corman western? This is gonna hurt..

@julietfischer5056 9 жыл бұрын

He made films in many genres. Master of exploitation.

@Unclejoe420 9 жыл бұрын

Juliet Fischer his films are always good for a laugh, even if they're not meant to be!

@jacobclausen3364 9 жыл бұрын

Back then, money was a lot of money.

@phylliselizahb1041 2 жыл бұрын

Nice close up of Trace's gorgeous copper colored eyes . . .

@CaptainJZH 12 жыл бұрын

The last regular Joel episode.

@muthesquirrel 10 жыл бұрын

The final scenes filmed on location everywhere in the world.

@LoneKharnivore 5 жыл бұрын

One of the reasons California was great for movie-making.

@mikezylstra7514 3 жыл бұрын

It's a pity MST3K never did "I Saw What You Did" It was made for this show.

@smulktis 4 жыл бұрын

Haha “la croix please” @19:29

@Tareltonlives 11 жыл бұрын

Confederate Courage at Shiloh-stopping to grab a bite to eat after routing part of the US army, and then getting their butts kicked the next morning.

@TheSecurityCamChannel 4 жыл бұрын

"It's a hallway and don't you forget it!"

@coravidae9479 7 жыл бұрын

Oh god, they inspired crocs.

@AdamBlackArts 2 жыл бұрын

"WIFFLE!"

@uVueD2b Жыл бұрын

Watching this yet again 😅😅😅....just thought that the opening animation probably took longer to make than the actual movie..

@Tareltonlives 11 жыл бұрын

OJ Simpsons of the Ollllllllld West!

@georgewilson7432 2 ай бұрын

RIP Roger Corman.

@phillipdietzen5637 12 жыл бұрын

John Ireland ,was a major Star and leading man! He kept doing these movies for Corman, because Roger let him Direct! He wanted to Direct more than act!(Shades of Eastwood!) He finally got dis-enchanted and went back to being a star! And made "A Movies" for another 20 years! (One of his last: "Farewell My Lovely" with Mitchum, in the 70 s! 2 of his big credits were "All the kings Men" and a little film called; SPARTACUS!!!

@10moisanc 3 жыл бұрын

How are we supposed to sympathize with the leading man when he was (and in his mind still is) a confederate soldier?...times sure do change.

@t1p9d 9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it was totally Lookout Mountain that lost the war for the South. Not the conquest of the Mississippi or the March to the Sea or the fall of Northern Virginia or the surrender at Appomattox. Nor was it the blockade nor the Union's control of New Orleans nor the South's lack of industrial capacity nor the fact that Britain discovered it could meet its need for cotton in Egypt rather than importing from the South.

@stacyhamilton2619 9 жыл бұрын

Egypt? If anybody but Joe Derosa is your nonFake first and last name, you are ridiculous. India was providing nearly 70% of Britain's cotton by 1862. Also Brazil, China & other Asian and African nations exported cotton to Britain. And, only 1 out of 6 blockade runners were halted. The real reason Jeff Davis lost the war was Lincoln's vampire hunting abilities.

@michaelccozens 5 жыл бұрын

@@stacyhamilton2619 I'd point out that "number of attempted blockade runners" is likely far-enough below "number of merchant ships lawfully trading in peacetime" to make the number of runners actually caught essentially meaningless. Additionally, your points about Britain's overall cotton imports, while interesting, aren't germane to the question of whether Egypt replaced the South's market-share in said market.

@stacyhamilton2619 5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelccozens The Germans have nothing to do with it. Just ask Jackie Gleason. Additionally, was part of Steve Ohm's post excised in the intervening three years? It would seem something is missing in said post.

@dirtydave2691 5 жыл бұрын

Yea Look Out Mountain Tennessee..............over looking Chattanooga which has been infested with bearded hipsters!

@ProjectFlashlight612 5 жыл бұрын

@@dirtydave2691 Are there any other sort, sir?

@onikoneko 27 күн бұрын

"And naughty spank and naughty spank and you've been bad in the tushy! Now, naughty naughty naughty this way, naughty naughty naughty that way, higher girls!" "Hey lady, you forgot to tell me about the- OH MY GOD, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" By far my favorite riffs of this episode

@horrorfan888 9 жыл бұрын

Hey lady, you forgot to tell me where the... OH MY GOD! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

@pbriffy 5 жыл бұрын

You've been bad in the tushie

@thepikapikaaa 12 жыл бұрын

Frank with an exploded head . . . the first decent special effect I've ever seen on the show 0_o

@only257 5 жыл бұрын

Hiliarous episode good riffing and good host segments👻

@sw2953 Жыл бұрын

Sad thing about the new GPC model is they can't do skits like the pony express bit with her anymore. It just wouldn't be as funny.

@Anynom 11 жыл бұрын

"He's in the hall!"

@alanclements9137 2 ай бұрын

Rip Roger Corman

@sonicranger8481 6 жыл бұрын

He made my head explode! Thank you Dr Forrester! Thank you!

@fairfortune67 Жыл бұрын

The intro just takes me back to simpler times

@CCNuck 11 жыл бұрын

Isn't Erica . . . she IS! She's Livia the hot witch from The Undead!

@Tareltonlives 11 жыл бұрын

Sam Bass? The bandit? What, was Butch Cassidy and the Wild Bunch busy? Okay, if you were with Bedford Forrest at Fort Donelson, there's no way you'd be manning the artillery at Chickamauga (Forrest's artillery didn't do much) or Lookout Mountain (which was lost by Bragg, and the rebel artillery was badly placed and ineffective in that fight). Oh get over it, Chattanooga wasn't that big compared to Vicksburg and Gettysburg (I could have just said Corman is no Shelby Foote, but it's too fun!)