NEIL BREEN is BACK with his WORST movie yet?! - Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023)

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On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about Neil Breen's new movie, Cade: The Tortured Crossing (2023) I also talk about his 5 film retrospective. A lot of you have been waiting for this one so enjoy!
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Credits Music by: OVERWERK
Chapters:
00:00 Introduction
01:58 Breen There, Done That
04:14 Breen Lucas
04:56 Cade's Quest 2
05:17 Breen On Brand
07:36 Tiger Time
08:20 The Tortured Crossing...of the Street
09:06 Warehouse Rescue
10:00 Breen Wayne
10:37 Field Trip
12:15 Quentin Tara-Breen-O
14:39 Cade's Castle
15:41 Whole Lotta Nothing
16:55 No Middle Ground
17:38 More Nothing
18:18 Fade Me
19:06 Wouldn't be a Breen Film Without This
19:27 Honey, I Breened the Kids
20:46 5 Film Retrospective
23:09 Final Thoughts
24:11 End Skit
24:24 Outtakes / Credits
#neilbreen #cadethetorturedcrossing #comedy

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@theshyestsasquatch
@theshyestsasquatch 3 ай бұрын
The CGI Artist that made the tiger: You don’t need to put me in the credits. Neil: Don’t worry, I’ll put you in the credits. The CGI Artist: You don’t need to.
@dr.burtgummerfan439
@dr.burtgummerfan439 3 ай бұрын
Where's Alan Smithee when you need him?
@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub
@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub 3 ай бұрын
CGI Artist: Breil Nreen
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 3 ай бұрын
I'd make a funny reply, but I don't yet have my PHD.
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 3 ай бұрын
"PLEASE DON"T"!!!!!
@KarolHaltenberger
@KarolHaltenberger 3 ай бұрын
The CGI Artist: I'm changing my name.....and profession.
@johnnythewalrus
@johnnythewalrus 3 ай бұрын
13:00 I love that Mark can make interacting with the actors in Neil's movie more natural than Neil interacting with actors in his own movie.
@AMortalDefiant
@AMortalDefiant 3 ай бұрын
It probably doesn't hurt that Mark can talk like an actual human being...
@BGNOLA
@BGNOLA 3 ай бұрын
Breen should hire Mark as his CGI guy, which would be a great movie in itself.
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 3 ай бұрын
Mark actually gives af, as we are lucky enough to know.
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf 3 ай бұрын
I mean absolutely no disrespect to Mark when saying this, but that's not the highest bar to clear....
@Boonehams
@Boonehams 3 ай бұрын
This must've been his easiest self-insert yet.
@seaoftranquility7228
@seaoftranquility7228 3 ай бұрын
I’m trying to imagine a house designed by Breen back in his architect days. Corridors that go nowhere, stairs that just stop halfway between floors, the front door opens onto the bathroom which also has an oven in it. I’d actually love to see one.
@reiterated
@reiterated 3 ай бұрын
I’m now picturing one of his ancestors working on the Winchester Mystery House
@swagromancer
@swagromancer 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like he would be a real-life version of Bloody Stupid Johnson.
@RoloT007
@RoloT007 3 ай бұрын
@@reiteratedsounds more like HH Holmes place in New York.
@reiterated
@reiterated 3 ай бұрын
@@RoloT007 I had never heard of that place before. Looking it up now. Thank you. Looking crazy houses up is interesting. Maybe not at the level of screwed up the Holmes and Winchester houses are, sure, but what do you think of the Kerr house?
@RoloT007
@RoloT007 3 ай бұрын
@@reiterated It a crazy one alright, what the contractors building it were playing at I do not know! I dont think Im familiar with the Kerr house, let me have a look see and Ill get back to you.
@gysgtholpp
@gysgtholpp 3 ай бұрын
Alzheimer's, Dementia, memory loss, Brain fog and Bad acting all come with age... But Neil proves it is possible to get them all at the same time, and then make a movie... And I have to give Neil credit for finding additional Actors and Actresses with the same talent.
@shadowwalkers-cp9td
@shadowwalkers-cp9td Ай бұрын
he does drive a Ferrari. The joke is on ALL of us
@Dendarang
@Dendarang 3 ай бұрын
Neil Breen movies are just an eternal arms race of "is he trolling" or "is he serious". Hostages being played by the same actors as kidnappers is borderline genius.
@youtubegarbage7876
@youtubegarbage7876 3 ай бұрын
trolling.
@Cindy.Wulan.Saputra
@Cindy.Wulan.Saputra 3 ай бұрын
I sometimes think he's the ultimate mind of the universe and his movies and thought process is so deep that we can't comprehend them and see them as primitive
@patryk6242
@patryk6242 3 ай бұрын
This hostages/kidnappers thing is a deep reflection on the Stockholm syndrome.
@Mmmmilo
@Mmmmilo 3 ай бұрын
He’s 100% not trolling. Watch his “course”. He legitimately thinks he’s doing something coherent.
@JoJo-vg8dz
@JoJo-vg8dz 3 ай бұрын
He's just a psychopath with zero self-awareness who makes movies in order to get chicks.
@edwardx4979
@edwardx4979 3 ай бұрын
Mark's comment about Breen using green screen like an old point and click game is spot on!
@gaylordfocker7990
@gaylordfocker7990 3 ай бұрын
Yep, looks like Dark Seed or Harvester.
@robotrix
@robotrix 3 ай бұрын
Another review mentioned a Simpsoms cartoon maker game where you'd drag characters to a spot on the screen
@koppsr
@koppsr 3 ай бұрын
It certainly gives off a lot Gabriel Knight 2 Vibes 😁😁👍
@samholdsworth420
@samholdsworth420 3 ай бұрын
😂 holy shit that's spot on
@KaarloMedia
@KaarloMedia 3 ай бұрын
And the graphics are super well done!
@SnapEtaco
@SnapEtaco 3 ай бұрын
"The Tiger ripped my clothes, I should take them off..." LMFAO
@StephenAndrewsPTL
@StephenAndrewsPTL 3 ай бұрын
"Casper the Busty Ghost shows up" lmao
@thezone3946
@thezone3946 3 ай бұрын
You know the old saying, " never turn your back on a Breen" ~Romulans
@aMartianSpy
@aMartianSpy 3 ай бұрын
😊
@michellefernandez3155
@michellefernandez3155 3 ай бұрын
this one was so f up that even Mark couldn't insert himself on any scene
@thomasgallipoli8376
@thomasgallipoli8376 3 ай бұрын
Well done 👍
@jamesmacleod671
@jamesmacleod671 3 ай бұрын
Beware of Breen bearing gifts.
@STOCKHOLM07
@STOCKHOLM07 3 ай бұрын
Trek fans know.
@rickmartin7596
@rickmartin7596 3 ай бұрын
We need Neil to keep making movies ... so we know where he is.
@Joecbg100
@Joecbg100 3 ай бұрын
EYES on Breen, he must be studied. Cause he's fucking crazy
@DoctorBiobrain
@DoctorBiobrain 3 ай бұрын
Good luck with that. With Neil’s magical greenscreen powers, he can be anywhere at any time. He could be standing right behind you, naked. BOO!
@YouTube-tied
@YouTube-tied 3 ай бұрын
That's not always a bad thing.@@Joecbg100
@iamamaniaint
@iamamaniaint 3 ай бұрын
😂
@spacecat3198
@spacecat3198 3 ай бұрын
@@DoctorBiobrainOh god that would be terrifying. I'm in my hidden little flat in the UK, I even have a front door cam but imagine turning around and Neil Breen is there just naked without setting off any alerts I'd run out screaming.
@robderiche
@robderiche 3 ай бұрын
This video doubles down as a great intro to Breen in general. I don’t know if he’s just getting lazy or genuinely suffers from the Lucas delusion that green screen is the best way to make a film, but I miss seeing him eat tuna and run around in the actual desert. One thing I will say for him: he sets the bar so low for what a movie is that he inspired me to make my own no-budget feature film (free here on youtube) without getting hung up on its flaws. Neil empowers and liberates! If he can do it, so can you….
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 3 ай бұрын
Neil empowers and liberates! No, he doesn't.
@iamamaniaint
@iamamaniaint 3 ай бұрын
​@@pretorious700I think that was sarcasm bud
@DarlingMissDarling
@DarlingMissDarling 2 ай бұрын
I'm definitely gonna check out your film! (Btw, this was the best example I've ever seen of someone talking about their own work without it being some weird spammy ad. People could learn a thing or two from you. Well done 😉)
@DarlingMissDarling
@DarlingMissDarling 2 ай бұрын
*Update: (I had to double back real quick) Only one minute in on your film and, "Half wizard, half mad scientist, half spiritual guru..." really got me 😂😂😂 it's just so gloriously stupid that I'm now fully all in!
@MrCobalt
@MrCobalt 3 ай бұрын
That point and click adventure game gag was a 10/10
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 3 ай бұрын
I like how you can’t stop Neil from getting naked. 😂
@PC-dh7mu
@PC-dh7mu 3 ай бұрын
There's an interview out there with Emily Brixey. According to her, Neil was very rigid in what he wanted and turned down suggestions she had for improving the appearance of the cgi. Apparently, he also initially wanted the tiger to be entirely white but eventually relented on that aspect.
@tiagopt
@tiagopt 3 ай бұрын
You mean this one? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/q7p-gZBiqLmtXac.html
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 3 ай бұрын
He wanted a white tiger with white stripes?
@pillow4casestudies
@pillow4casestudies 3 ай бұрын
Who is she to question Neil Breen, the most gifted storyteller of our age?
@robotrix
@robotrix 3 ай бұрын
​@@markiangooleyWhy am I not surprised by that. I am surprised she's not under a non-disclosure agreement. Everyone else he works with is.
@robbieracer3294
@robbieracer3294 3 ай бұрын
Wait really? His past actors can't talk about the films? That explains why I couldn't find any..." I was in a Neil Breen movie story" lol​@@robotrix
@donnierussellii4659
@donnierussellii4659 3 ай бұрын
You know a great prank would be to include bloopers on the DVD that are better than the actual scenes.
@anthroparion
@anthroparion 3 ай бұрын
I want to know how the editor would know a good take from a bad one.
@ibeethatoneguy7807
@ibeethatoneguy7807 3 ай бұрын
I don't think there are bloopers. Seems like it's all done with the first take
@AllisonMiller30
@AllisonMiller30 3 ай бұрын
That would imply Neil does more than one take.
@franciscodanconia4324
@franciscodanconia4324 3 ай бұрын
I think the whole movie is a blooper.
@plunderpunk2
@plunderpunk2 3 ай бұрын
“Breen blooper” is a redundant phrase
@paladinfoxx6574
@paladinfoxx6574 3 ай бұрын
Breen lives here in Las Vegas, he's a local living legend, we love you Neil. We see him shopping at Target!
@outaspaceman
@outaspaceman 3 ай бұрын
If you see him again could you touch the hem of his garment for me..? 😃👍
@YouTube-tied
@YouTube-tied 3 ай бұрын
For props on his next film, for sure.
@12345.......
@12345....... 3 ай бұрын
I would love to have a drink with Neil.
@jevinday
@jevinday 3 ай бұрын
That's cool to hear that he's a local legend in his community
@EvolMuzik4ever
@EvolMuzik4ever 3 ай бұрын
77777778😮8😮😅😮⁷​@@KZfaq-tied
@RolandDeschain1
@RolandDeschain1 3 ай бұрын
I get the feeling Neil Breen probably teaches film-making at a local community college and ropes his students into being in his movies.
@rachelaries7240
@rachelaries7240 3 ай бұрын
"Casper the Busty Ghost" bloody hilarious 😂
@mattpierre891
@mattpierre891 3 ай бұрын
I always pick "get naked" whenever my computer gives me options.
@ct3131
@ct3131 3 ай бұрын
Who doesn't?
@marcpatheiger5331
@marcpatheiger5331 3 ай бұрын
My computer is telling me now, get "pick naked". But I can't find it on the app store. Help!!!
@Vox-Multis
@Vox-Multis 3 ай бұрын
ERROR: File is in use by another user [Retry] [Cancel] [Get Naked]
@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk
@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk 3 ай бұрын
"pick naked".?@@marcpatheiger5331
@chrono817
@chrono817 3 ай бұрын
Generate nude Tane
@Snordix
@Snordix 3 ай бұрын
As an architect it really is telling of Neill's awareness and intellect that he thinks a building can't make you emote or think; just look at any pre-20th century classical or monumental architecture, and if you have an iota of curiosity, soul and imagination you'll feel something. Sure the world of modern architecture is filled with soulless trash made for money (which I'm convinced is what Neill made himself as architect), but in the end this just ties together with his obvious lack of insight, capacity for criticism and awareness with what he creates.
@FlawedCoil82
@FlawedCoil82 3 ай бұрын
That ending with the tiger and his disappearing clothes while Mark desperately tried closing out the window killed me! 😂
@adarg2
@adarg2 3 ай бұрын
I love how he walks on top of the grass like Jesus walking on water.
@voltijuice8576
@voltijuice8576 3 ай бұрын
Damn straight! Walking on the bottom of the grass is for has-beens
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 3 ай бұрын
Jesus H. Breen
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 3 ай бұрын
Breenius on the grass, alas.
@GoADHDGo
@GoADHDGo 3 ай бұрын
I don’t know which is weirder… this movie or the fact that Mark never ages.
@ThreeFatCats
@ThreeFatCats 3 ай бұрын
I was just watching an episode from like 10 years ago and the biggest difference is that now he has more facial hair.
@TerryBernadinofromReno
@TerryBernadinofromReno 3 ай бұрын
Watch some of his videos from 2014 and you will see a difference.
@finalshock5685
@finalshock5685 3 ай бұрын
Right? I've thought the same thing. You'd think he'd of aged quicker from all the stress of watching all these shit films
@crowlynna
@crowlynna 3 ай бұрын
His fountain of youth are bad movies.
@loubloom1941
@loubloom1941 3 ай бұрын
Black don't crack 😎
@henningsvensson4665
@henningsvensson4665 2 ай бұрын
The point and click thing with the forced option killed me!😄
@edgiraffr1352
@edgiraffr1352 3 ай бұрын
I have to say the line “I’ll be right here” as he points to his glowing alien heart may be one of the greatest most iconic moment in a movie I’ve ever seen. So emotional!!!
@Springbok295
@Springbok295 3 ай бұрын
You know Neil needs to cut to the chase and replace all the other characters with himself. Perhaps include one CGI version of Neil wearing a t-shirt with Neil's face on it. as an added bonus.
@DeathBYDesign666
@DeathBYDesign666 3 ай бұрын
Surely there has to be a real picture of that somewhere, he's too much of a narcissist to not have worn a T-shirt with his own face on it.
@classz123
@classz123 3 ай бұрын
Just like how Lucas couldn’t keep the originals the same. Neil will release a special edition with him as all the characters
@LwJohnL
@LwJohnL 3 ай бұрын
​@DeathBYDesign666 I don't think that picture exists... yet. And don't call me Surely. Sorry 😂, I couldn't resist.
@DeathBYDesign666
@DeathBYDesign666 3 ай бұрын
@@LwJohnL It's is a classic and still funny! You're forgiven! 😂
@mpagirobin3805
@mpagirobin3805 3 ай бұрын
24:21 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg i have never laughed so hard. The pre 2000s OS and trying to close the app with no luck is the cherry on the cake.
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 3 ай бұрын
*[GET NAKED]* lol pls don't, not again!
@hannahblurp9360
@hannahblurp9360 3 ай бұрын
Pre 2000s? You forget the word nineties?
@baxterwilson368
@baxterwilson368 3 ай бұрын
I could’ve sworn that when I looked Breen up on IMDb a few years ago, it said he played a cop (uncredited) in “Scream,” but when I looked again recently, it wasn’t there. Now I’m going crazy.
@andrewgwilliam4831
@andrewgwilliam4831 3 ай бұрын
Probably somebody's joke edit to their database that got spotted.
@grahamkristensen9301
@grahamkristensen9301 2 ай бұрын
No, I remember that too. It also said he was a background dancer in Madonna's Vogue video. I actually watched that video immediately after to see if it was true, but it wasn't. I'm pretty sure it was just someone trolling.
@Watcher4111
@Watcher4111 15 күн бұрын
​@@grahamkristensen9301anyone can edit anything in imdb trivia section
@mattbrendlen
@mattbrendlen 3 ай бұрын
I'm ready for Neil Breen to start re-making Hollywood classics in his style, or for competent directors to re-make his filmography in a style that's good. I'll take either one. Just imagine... "Neil Breen's the Muppets Take Manhattan" "Neil Breen's Braveheart" "Neil Breen's The Godfather" I mean the possibilities are endless!
@jeffaltier5582
@jeffaltier5582 3 ай бұрын
Dear God, my last name is Altier. I disown any knowledge of Neil.
@mallemattias5612
@mallemattias5612 3 ай бұрын
Nice try Neil.
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 3 ай бұрын
Don't worry, next time he'll spell it differently.
@choosetolivefree
@choosetolivefree 3 ай бұрын
That's exactly what Neil trying to trick people would say
@youtubegarbage7876
@youtubegarbage7876 3 ай бұрын
Hi, God here. Send money. I love money.
@zachbos5108
@zachbos5108 3 ай бұрын
Mark's last name is Lammert and he doesn't recognize Amsterdam.
@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat 3 ай бұрын
Thanks, mark. Somewhere high above us e.d. wood is looking down, gently smiling at neil, and whispering, "well done, my son. Well done" 😊
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 3 ай бұрын
Ed Wood never approached Neils' incompetence level.
@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat 3 ай бұрын
@pretorious700 ed had in camera effects, but if he had green screen it would look like Neil's stuff..."Who am i?? What am i?!?"
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 3 ай бұрын
@@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat Eds' work was comical and awkward, but at least there was some attempt at a plot.
@Undeadpriest94
@Undeadpriest94 2 ай бұрын
Ed's movies are honestly much more fun to watch and I honestly feel for the guy's efforts. Ed was always struggling with having any money to make his movies at all, maintaining creative control and never bothered with making ego projects. Neil is a man with too much money of his own, has full control over his films and all his movies are designed to present how amazing and desirable.
@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
@Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat 2 ай бұрын
@@Undeadpriest94 you're right, but the improvement would be in special effects, etc. Ed would have still directed, wrote, etc...and it wouldn't be less funny. He'll, the dialog alone is gold, "you see? Your minds! Your stupid, stupid MINDS!!" Lol
@heyitsvonage2768
@heyitsvonage2768 3 ай бұрын
While we've been waiting for a new Neil Breen movie to come out, I have been uncovering all kinds of government secrets, and corruption... I am of course the top scientist, computer hacker, and secret agent in the world.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 2 ай бұрын
But, were they the most secret government secrets? 🧐
@Xlappahony
@Xlappahony 3 ай бұрын
I thaught I had lost my ability to cry after my wife left. Thanks for bringing that back at 24:11 Mark! Thank you!
@nachgeben
@nachgeben 3 ай бұрын
He's the progression of Hollywood, going from on-site shooting to total reliance on CGI and green screen, to the detriment of all. Bless you, Neil Breen.
@kai_plays_khomus
@kai_plays_khomus 3 ай бұрын
Interesting observation, thanks.
@joelzsheridancomedy3983
@joelzsheridancomedy3983 3 ай бұрын
That’s so true
@colonelmustard2652
@colonelmustard2652 3 ай бұрын
It’s a meta commentary on the corruption of Hollywood by technology.
@reignfire85
@reignfire85 3 ай бұрын
Those point-and-click game scenes were hilarious. And I love that both you and Space Ice covered this film recently (his review is from a month ago).
@bleuefish
@bleuefish 3 ай бұрын
I'm always so happy to see new reviews from Mark. He just keeps getting better and better. Something which can't be said of Breen
@idahomike4254
@idahomike4254 3 ай бұрын
"Casper the Busty Ghost". Love it!
@hiraldosternflyer7112
@hiraldosternflyer7112 3 ай бұрын
Baffles me how you don't have more subscribers, Mark. Your channel is absolute comedy gold.
@ianitor
@ianitor 3 ай бұрын
15:34 They were going on a field trip... that's a trip to that field...
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 24 күн бұрын
It was a literal field trip!
@liverpoolfcslayer4290
@liverpoolfcslayer4290 27 күн бұрын
I Don't Know How or Why fanboy came up on my Recommends, 2Days Ago. Absolutely No Fucking Idea.... But this channel has me in Stitches. His Reviews are exactly my kind of Humor! Subbed for a Great Channel!
@POWERtothePEOPLE-GP78
@POWERtothePEOPLE-GP78 3 ай бұрын
I love your channel! I only found it a few weeks back and I'm still working through your older stuff. It still makes me laugh every time you say 'Welcome back TOOOOOO the show!' for some reason! LOL
@fernandoorozco3751
@fernandoorozco3751 3 ай бұрын
Man this one's a really tough one for me. On one hand I always wait for new videos by you Mark. You're one of my favorite KZfaqrs of all time. A "goat" as the kids say. On the other hand I'm not really sure that I can take even a small dose of "The Breen-machine" . I guess I am a little curious whether he gets naked in this one. I hope so, because it will give me all the more reason to never watch this movie. But because I love you Mark, I will watch this episode. I mean that platonically of course.
@endaoconnor
@endaoconnor 3 ай бұрын
I love that Mark edits himself into the film and it looks way more realistic than the actual actors.
@northprime_unlimited
@northprime_unlimited 3 ай бұрын
It does!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏽
@ve2vfd
@ve2vfd 3 ай бұрын
I mean it's a Breen movie so a 12 year old with an old iphone can make a more realistic movie... :)
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 3 ай бұрын
He takes more care than Breen does!
@spretten
@spretten 3 ай бұрын
Whyyy is the "Ah we just missed him" so funny lmao
@lobodesade6780
@lobodesade6780 3 ай бұрын
So good to see this channel still going, had to resubscribe due to losing my phone on a week long drug binge, so I had to make a whole new youtube cause I also forgot my password, so yea here I am now.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 2 ай бұрын
You are here…. Now
@mateblaga
@mateblaga 2 ай бұрын
​@@karnerblue7658😂😂
@shanester1832
@shanester1832 3 ай бұрын
The guy is inspirational. Don't look at the best, getting depressed at how much better they are than you. Look at people that make you go, "well I can do better than that."
@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk
@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk 3 ай бұрын
I think that the whole idea behind "The Jerry Springer Show" and other trash TV.
@eeyorehaferbock7870
@eeyorehaferbock7870 3 ай бұрын
Definitely underrated advice, at least on an individual level.
@eeyorehaferbock7870
@eeyorehaferbock7870 3 ай бұрын
@@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk probably Seinfeld as well even though it was well-made?
@mikemckenna4778
@mikemckenna4778 3 ай бұрын
I am a Vegas indie film maker that just completed my first film... I just realized I know three of these actors in this lol (none were in my film).
@Agesilaus.88
@Agesilaus.88 2 ай бұрын
I'm glad your channel is still going man, I found you through your Twilight reviews with your buddy. I hope you're well.
@skyesfury8511
@skyesfury8511 3 ай бұрын
Mark, you joke about waiting, but I have actually been eager for another Breen film cuz I know several channels that love covering his .... unique.... movies. Yours is one. So.... \o/ 😁
@RudiW1510
@RudiW1510 3 ай бұрын
"The vehicle seems to be corrupted. What should I do? Repair it. Get naked." I died laughing.
@voltijuice8576
@voltijuice8576 3 ай бұрын
The vehicle is corrupt? *_Isn’t that immoral?_*
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 3 ай бұрын
😂
@stephen70edwards
@stephen70edwards 3 ай бұрын
Yes. This may be your best joke yet, Mark
@foo219
@foo219 3 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, I'd play Cade's Quest. It wouldn't be the worst I played.
@edpoe1108
@edpoe1108 3 ай бұрын
It would be a game with no rules, no way to win, and no point.
@foo219
@foo219 3 ай бұрын
@@edpoe1108 That's just life. I deal with that every day.
@rojh9351
@rojh9351 3 ай бұрын
It’s kind of impressive to have the whole cast at exactly the same level of acting talent.
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 2 ай бұрын
The Neil Breen point-and-click game had me rolling! 🤣
@BlackburnBigdragon
@BlackburnBigdragon 3 ай бұрын
Frankly, I think that Neil Breen, and Tommy Wiseau should get together and do a collab. It would be a cinematic masterpiece.... in some way....
@chaossmith3864
@chaossmith3864 3 ай бұрын
I feel like they'd be too set on their vision to remotely be able to do that.
@jamesdrummond7684
@jamesdrummond7684 3 ай бұрын
they're both auteurs, neither would accept each other's vision. i'm not kidding.
@algomaone121
@algomaone121 3 ай бұрын
Tommy is a better actor...😂
@chaossmith3864
@chaossmith3864 3 ай бұрын
@@algomaone121 His anguished does at least resemble being anguished tbf.
@basilbaby7678
@basilbaby7678 3 ай бұрын
I feel like, if they met…it would create a singularity…
@Mr_Porter
@Mr_Porter 3 ай бұрын
How in thee actual fuck did Breen get worse at filmmaking?! He took a few dozen "actors" from a Craigslist ad, $500, and a Gateway Desktop computer running Windows Vista OS and decided to make this masterpiece. 🤣😄 Gawd dammit Neil!
@Maxrepfitgm
@Maxrepfitgm 3 ай бұрын
Not Vista! Lol 😂😂
@BGNOLA
@BGNOLA 3 ай бұрын
Looks like he found an abandoned buildings stockshot page and yelled "PAYDIRT!"
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 3 ай бұрын
I imagine shooting outside with natural backgrounds is WAY more time consuming and expensive than screening in shutterstock Jpegs
@lads.7715
@lads.7715 3 ай бұрын
Looks more like he used windows screen savers.🤣
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 3 ай бұрын
@@lads.7715I’d have had a little more respect for Breen if he’d used that famous screen background of a hill used as default in Windows XP, known as Bliss (originally Bucolic Green Hills). Except that Microsoft bought all rights to it from the original photographer, and I don’t think he could have bought the right to use it at all!
@DaveDuncanMusic
@DaveDuncanMusic 3 ай бұрын
Just grilled some corn, Brussels sprouts, mashed the potatoes, and three BIG ribeye. Much beers and greenery to go around. Watched Trancers 1and2 and thought of you brother!!! "WHO AM I? WHAT AM I?"🍻💨🤘🏼
@ScowlieMeerkat
@ScowlieMeerkat 3 ай бұрын
Mark, you cant even know how much I need this tonight. You have my thanks.
@way2dead4u
@way2dead4u 3 ай бұрын
15:17 the absolute despair and annoyance in the "GODdamnit, again?" is just priceless
@MrAlsachti
@MrAlsachti 3 ай бұрын
The point-of-click sequences are hilarious!
@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV
@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV 3 ай бұрын
Breen has invented programmable virtual filmmaking.... Genius!
@nicholaspaularnold
@nicholaspaularnold 3 ай бұрын
Mark I’ve never heard so much anger and frustration and confusion in your tone of voice before in any other review. I think it’s safe to say Neil Breen finally broke our brains with this sizzler 😂😂😂😂
@Ba1th1azar
@Ba1th1azar 3 ай бұрын
i love how it seems like neil breen is breaking you mentally, that being said i used to love these "theyre so bad its surreal" type of movies but ive steered clear of breen because im actually scared of them inducing a flashback. there is such a thing as too much surreal...
@ImmortalRimas
@ImmortalRimas 3 ай бұрын
Not only is Neil obviously getting hit by a tram in front of Amsterdam Central Station in The Netherlands but I’ve actually walked exactly where he gets struck in this movie!🤣
@zubiproductions9440
@zubiproductions9440 3 ай бұрын
Would love to hear some interviews from some of the actors who have been in his films. Just to hear how they were directed. Some of those stories have to be entertaining. 😂
@karnerblue7658
@karnerblue7658 2 ай бұрын
Same. Would love to hear what they had to say! 🤣
@ripley_hicks_newt_86
@ripley_hicks_newt_86 2 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure Breen requires them to sign NDAs.
@jankarieben1071
@jankarieben1071 3 ай бұрын
A vanity project superhuman special agent who defends the world from Bla Bla and is irresistible to young women? Sounds like Steven Segal has some competition. 🍻❤️🤣
@Necrowolf81
@Necrowolf81 3 ай бұрын
Lol
@vlexonkol8466
@vlexonkol8466 3 ай бұрын
It was direct competitor to Steven Seagal. Though unlike Seagal, Breen doesnt use any body double
@theangryholmesian4556
@theangryholmesian4556 3 ай бұрын
Just wait till Breen records a dancehall album...#justbleedgang.
@basilbaby7678
@basilbaby7678 3 ай бұрын
It’s like Hemingway and Fitzgerald…
@eeyorehaferbock7870
@eeyorehaferbock7870 3 ай бұрын
Space Ice actually did a Breen vs Seagal matchup video if you really wanna see the two compared.
@AMortalDefiant
@AMortalDefiant 3 ай бұрын
How the fuck does this movie have a 6.6 rating on IMDb (that's the median rating on IMDb, implying that this POS is better than *HALF* the movies produced)?! People must have been trolling... Also, the point-and-click video game edit was great! :)
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 3 ай бұрын
IMDB ratings for pure shit films almost always are higher than makes any sense. It's the purely ironic comedy crowd padding the numbers.
@andrewgwilliam4831
@andrewgwilliam4831 3 ай бұрын
That's not how ratings work.
@IsmailofeRegime
@IsmailofeRegime 3 ай бұрын
There aren't many people who see Neil Breen movies, and even fewer who bother to rate them on IMDB, and of the latter there's no doubt plenty who give it high marks out of humor (much like you can see plenty of sarcastic five-star reviews of notoriously terrible films.)
@iamamaniaint
@iamamaniaint 3 ай бұрын
I guarantee you he has some reviewers on the payroll.
@andrevivedmysoul
@andrevivedmysoul 3 ай бұрын
Haven't commented for (wholly deserved) engagement in a while so popping in to thank you for all the effort in your vids. I've been hyped for this movie for a while and def want to see your review first before I subject myself to it lol. The point and click bit already has me hooked lmao.
@badchannelname
@badchannelname 3 ай бұрын
You introduced me to Neal waaay back, thank you!
@JustRideTheVibe
@JustRideTheVibe 3 ай бұрын
I just noticed that Mark did his own Neil Breen impression in the 'Tier 4 Supporter' list in the credits for this video, where it includes: Rob Vardaro Rob Vardaro Robert Vardaro Breenius.
@AdamFriedberg
@AdamFriedberg 3 ай бұрын
now I see your post, beat me to it
@andrewgwilliam4831
@andrewgwilliam4831 3 ай бұрын
The listing at the end repeated quite a few names as well. Maybe some people paid twice?!
@abowlofsangria3412
@abowlofsangria3412 3 ай бұрын
I watched Fateful Findings with my friend last night where she proceeded to tear the movie to shreds. So seeing this new upload is an absolute treat!
@basedelon
@basedelon 3 ай бұрын
I can't believe you watched that movie. How could you have done this! How could you have watched this movie!
@tommayrant2279
@tommayrant2279 3 ай бұрын
Waiting for a Breen and Wiseau team-up movie.
@jankyartist
@jankyartist 3 ай бұрын
I get so excited when a new Neil Been movie drops. I will never watch them but love, love love when my favourite channels review them. Mark your review was by far the best and funniest. Great as always.
@Boonehams
@Boonehams 3 ай бұрын
4:25 - I love your editing skills and timing. Never change.
@FeastForThought
@FeastForThought 3 ай бұрын
5:00 that one killed me 😂 It reminds me of that Simpsons sketch when Homer tries to vote lol
@slasherdope8065
@slasherdope8065 2 ай бұрын
Ok. His movies are stupidly unintentionally funny and I live for it. He is the only one that takes his movies seriously. These movies are great to get stoned to and laugh at them. Nothing more
@timymax
@timymax 3 ай бұрын
9:24 out of all the things you pointed out, the thing I want to know most badly is why the window was rolled down in the first place XD
@timymax
@timymax 3 ай бұрын
my money is on that they wanted that close up shot but the camera mans relation was in the window
@TheRogueWolf
@TheRogueWolf 3 ай бұрын
Neil Breen seems to envision himself as a cross between James Cameron and George Lucas, but he's more of a cross between James Nguyen and George Costanza.
@andrewgwilliam4831
@andrewgwilliam4831 3 ай бұрын
Unfortunately KZfaq only allows me to "like" your comment once. 😢
@mjwittr21
@mjwittr21 3 ай бұрын
Breen is the gift that keeps giving.
@krikeydial3430
@krikeydial3430 3 ай бұрын
These movies are better than anything on Disney Plus.
@Shadeogray1113
@Shadeogray1113 3 ай бұрын
Kind of like herpies.
@DAveweDidntAsk
@DAveweDidntAsk 3 ай бұрын
I just want to say thanks Mark!! I've enjoyed your reviews for years and they never disappoint. I was waiting for this one in particular ever since Neil announced he was making it. Great work!
@3ggh3ad
@3ggh3ad 3 ай бұрын
this character is named Cade Altier, OMFG there's 3 of them he is just building towards his BCU team up film like the avengers or Justice League
@uptown710
@uptown710 3 ай бұрын
Cades quest : The triple A adventure game that we never knew we needed.
@50shadesofbeige88
@50shadesofbeige88 3 ай бұрын
4:25 back in the "Oh Hai Mark" era. Good times. 😂
@sirloco1979
@sirloco1979 3 ай бұрын
I love your videos!! Makes me laugh all the time! Btw, did you know that theodd1sout did a video featuring your channel? It was like 3 years ago when he was talking about The Dark Crystal
@TheJoshuamooney
@TheJoshuamooney 3 ай бұрын
I used to worry about when the machines became self aware. Now? I’m worried about when Neal becomes self aware.
@aaronlambert9297
@aaronlambert9297 3 ай бұрын
This film won "Best Fantasy Film" and "People's Choice Award", at the Hollywood Reel Independent Film Festival in February of 2023. Now having watched the entire review, I think Mark is truly angry at Neil's inability to improve over the years.
@jeffm3925
@jeffm3925 3 ай бұрын
Yet another indictment of this wretched timeline...
@GorillaLancaster
@GorillaLancaster 3 ай бұрын
But, HOW?
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 3 ай бұрын
Prestigious institutions right there.
@scotsmith2391
@scotsmith2391 3 ай бұрын
How many people attended this festival and were they all the hostages and bad guys from the film?
@basilbaby7678
@basilbaby7678 3 ай бұрын
No “Neil Breen Choice Awards”, sponsored, produced, and hosted by Neil Breen?
@joseyglesias3743
@joseyglesias3743 3 ай бұрын
But Mark, Neil is a movie genius. Born before his time ❤😂❤😂
@obi-wankenobi2630
@obi-wankenobi2630 3 ай бұрын
It makes me happy that Neil is still making movies, but it makes me happier to see Mark is still covering them.
@pretorious700
@pretorious700 3 ай бұрын
I've seen buildings that evoke 100x the emotions of any Neil Breen film.
@marienbad2
@marienbad2 3 ай бұрын
Non-chronological; dream sequences; flashbacks; unusual narrative structure; ambiguous meaning; baffling? Holy cow! He's making his own version of L'année dernière à Marienbad! Good luck with that, Mr Breen.
@EvilGrin
@EvilGrin 3 ай бұрын
Neel Breen makes me yearn for the cinematographic genius of such video games as Harvester, Dark Seed 2 or Phantasmagoria. All of which btw. had protagonists appearing to be more human then Neil Breen. And probably had higher production values. And reached a bigger audience, even though all of those games were fringe games in the 90s.
@natelax1367
@natelax1367 3 ай бұрын
Breen could easily be a character in phantasmagoria
@IsmailofeRegime
@IsmailofeRegime 3 ай бұрын
I'd pay for Harvester to be turned into a film. It may face daunting challenges like "having to avoid being a soulless cash-grab" and "Steve's actor went on to become a convicted pedophile," but it could be done.
@BeardRubEnjoyer
@BeardRubEnjoyer 3 ай бұрын
Clicking this video is one of the most exciting things I've done with my thumb today.
@eddiebruv
@eddiebruv 3 ай бұрын
Does Breen deliberately seek out people with zero ability to act, or does he direct them to act flat and emotionless?
@michaelv3340
@michaelv3340 3 ай бұрын
It looks like he was having the actors do auditions, then he used the audition tapes to make a movie so he didn't have to actually pay them.
@jevinday
@jevinday 3 ай бұрын
Lol I've wondered about how he casts his films. I would gladly do it for free. I was watching one of his movies once and the whole time I was just sitting there wondering about this very thing to be honest hahaha
@umbrellacorp.
@umbrellacorp. 3 ай бұрын
0:24 Our Anticipation for one of Breen's Movies. Neil Breen's consistency is pure Skill at this point. 😉👌 12:51 Mark in the movie makes it Sooo much better. 😂
@2nd3rd1st
@2nd3rd1st 3 ай бұрын
Is this the Breenaissance, y'all? He'll win an Oscar eventually!
@jennifer_mertens
@jennifer_mertens 3 ай бұрын
It has to be intentional, it has to be. He's intentionally trying to create something akin to The Room or even Birdemic and it won't work. He mimics all the quirks of those films, but falls so short of any type of entertainment, it's frightening. Breen's films fill you with nothing but frustration, boredom, and irritation. At least the other films had a semi cohesive plot and didn't make you want to punch someone after watching them. The most entertaining thing about this film is watching WMWM pick it apart. "Thanks Mark"😂.
@emberparadox458
@emberparadox458 3 ай бұрын
I have a feeling this may be that last of the Breen films. Everything about the movie smacks of a last, desperate effort to capitalize on the "cult-classic, so bad it's good" status he managed to cultivate with his previous ones. This one, with the 100% green screen usage and no real locations, even more utter nonsense of a "story" that one can't even try to follow, and the off-a-cliff level of acting using the same actors for multiple roles even more than his previous films... I think he might have run out of money. I honestly don't think he has any money to make films anymore and going 100% green screen was his last ditch effort to try and save cash in the making of this one. Based upon the different reviews I've seen, this last movie isn't going to make him any money because it's not even a "so bad it's good" film that you can put on with a bunch of friends to laugh about. It's just flat out bad and would probably get turned off after the first 10 or 20 minutes. I think the time of Breen may have come to an end with this one.
@ian_b
@ian_b 3 ай бұрын
It reminds me of that saying, "All bad things must come to an end".
@deffjhfhjaabc
@deffjhfhjaabc 3 ай бұрын
The movie was made during the pandemic, thus it only used green screens. You may be right that this may be his last film because Neil is about to turn 80 if a new movie is made.
@ian_b
@ian_b 3 ай бұрын
@@deffjhfhjaabc Then he'll be a has-Breen.
@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk
@KarthikNarasimhan-jg3mk 3 ай бұрын
Neel looks good for 80, though.@@deffjhfhjaabc
@basilbaby7678
@basilbaby7678 3 ай бұрын
An artiste doesn’t create to live, but lives to create… Time to start a GoFundMe for this auteur!
@ji9oli7
@ji9oli7 3 ай бұрын
In order to improve, the first step is to accept your mistakes and failures. I don't think this filmmaker has done that at any point.
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 3 ай бұрын
I think he would accept them if he recognized them. People mentioned his broken laptop computers and his more-recent films have had none.
@yellowblanka6058
@yellowblanka6058 3 ай бұрын
Assuming his whole movie canon isn't some giant troll, if he's being earnest, he's mentally stuck somewhere in Middle School.
@wilhelmschmidt7240
@wilhelmschmidt7240 Ай бұрын
13:11 You edited yourself into the movie more seamlessly than the actual movie effects 😂😂😂
@breenpauwer74
@breenpauwer74 3 ай бұрын
It is shot in Amsterdam at Centraal Station! What an honour 8:52
@zachbos5108
@zachbos5108 3 ай бұрын
Yeah he was totally here lol. Leuke naam btw, brain power=breen power?
@SomeRPGFan
@SomeRPGFan 3 ай бұрын
Amsterdam where people have no reaction whatsoever to someone getting hit by a tram 😂
@silkewessels2080
@silkewessels2080 2 ай бұрын
@@SomeRPGFan Clearly he has been there before
@madamlt5758
@madamlt5758 3 ай бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this movie. I need something new to fall asleep to when my insomnia kicks in.
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