You might enjoy the *actual* worst horror movie ever made: 'The Cars That Ate Paris'. Not Paris, France... Paris, Australia. You should treat yourself. Happy New Year.

microwave massacre

Please make a video on Samurai Cop 2.

This is the worst movie I think I have ever witnessed. And I only saw your video on it lol.

i think it's insane you havent touched "adam chaplin" and "hobo with a shotgun" yet

That makes Neil Breen even more awesome.

Props for sticking for his shtick

You just don’t understand genius

Honestly I like him even more. He's proud of his work and no one can take that from him 👏

I've known a couple of people like that. One guy was pretty weird, but always was getting lots of women. Fuckin cringe, but great to be them.

That and we can actually tell what words he's saying

@@Hundeputzmunter And he doesn't use a body double for walking.

Probably because *he's an American! He loves this country!*

That's syphilis

Well, a blade of grass that's been passed through a cow's gut would have more passion than Sensei Seagal. It's really a low bar.

Or good looking women.

To be fair, Most of them have better acting, and blocking, and budget.....

Cmon dude lol. Breen actng is far worse than Kay Parker and Mike Ranger!

Normally Breen finds some girls to have a sex scene with, though this is a very special movie

@@dan_hitchman007 That fairy was kinda cute.

Because they aren’t actual actors.

😂😂 noice!!!

🤣

😁😆 Nice. You actually got a laugh from me. 😂😂

Because it looks like it would be hilarious. I'd do it to kill time. 😂

@@GangstaStan010 I'd without a doubt agree to be in a Breen film. Be forever a part of cinematic history.

Hahahaha

😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I firmly refuse to believe that Breen doesn't suffer from some kinda of undiagnosed brain malfunction. I can already hear people telling me to not joke about that but seriously though. His movies look like it was written by an alien that was supposed to study human behavior but who dropped out of alien college after the first week and still decided to use in his movies the few concepts he thought he could grasp about humans during that one week of college. That brain is wired differently.

I think he tried. The movie has a lot of symbolism but it's sooo cluttered and scatterbrained that I'm unsure how to analyze it. To be honnest Breen movies are like the weird dreams I used to have all the time. All the weird imagery, characters and scenes are pretty dream-like and oniric...

It's time to give up acting, and go work for in some grocery store... 😂

LMAO

You reminded me of Richard Dreyfuss in The Goodbye Girl, playing a gay Richard III in a pink dress, off Broadway. "I'm making a horseth asseth of myselfeth!"

😂😂😂

I take it that would be awesome

😀

Breen's universe was cheap af

Hahahaha

its genius he was trying to tell her go live in another country where 47 dollars are worth way much more !

That's half the film budget! 🤣

Same here lol

I already lost it at the "abducted by Windows 95 wallpaper" moment.

@@lodxmas it was all down hill after the wallpaper remark

😂😂😂😂

Of course you did, because that's probably how you address your girlfriend, or boyfriend.. it's allowed you know..

He's a great writer and so clever lmao

A true inspiration! But not for me.

Right?! AMAZING! Even more amazing is his film making course where he spends hours teaching you literally less than you could learn for free from literally ANY random 10 minute KZfaq video on the subject.

Can't forget his boundless enthusiasm that he brings to every role

Agreed

I wanna know how he keeps getting funding for all his projects and if any of those donors have ever even seen these movies he is making LOL..cause if I saw even 1 movie he's made, I wouldnt give him another dime LOL

For the 2 rubber rats.

Because he bought 2 fake rats....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Too generous an estimation

The actors on these don't ask to be paid: they do it for the prestige.

Pmsl

You had me in the first half not going to lie

It's a box office disaster if one decides to release a movie the same day Neil releases his.

Well to make it you have to suck it

After the Teixeira leaks we are sure that's what American government does too... except with more white supremacists smearing crap over secret documents while shouting racist slurs.

Trust me dude. You're not far off at all.

The drugs to make it make sense would kill a village of 1000 people.

Torturous

Written by David A.R White

A cross-over this epic would disrupt the time-space continuum and undo the Unvierse itself.

Imagine if we could divide 0 by 0? that would break the universe and beyond

Dum best

Wise words indeed.

That’s what Neil was betting on.

And this guy claims he handles all his own legal matters with that level of attention to detail

It would melt the Space Ice

Ok ok....BUT under one condition: only if at the end they are both killed at the same time by a roundhouse kick from JCVD. Otherwise...unwatchable.

The fact that you suggested this marks you as a tool of Satan.

Hahaha

Throw in a phoned in performance from Bruce Willis and we'd have an unholy trinity.

😂🤣💀

🤣🤣🤣🤣

And his fake leather jacket

Lol

Seagal had a hair transplant. That’s real hair

I'VE NEVER HAD A BEARD!!

I feel the sams

🤣 That's amazing 🤣

And rightfully so 😂😂😂

Neil at least has passion

Better rating than 99% of Seagal's movies too.

Too soon man, too soon 🤣🤣

isnt that corrupt?

"i can't help you out of this one Jim"

You really post that same thing on every video?

@@wezilman somebody’s gotta

Hell yea

Hey, all those Stallone, Arnold, JCVD, and Nicholas Cage movies were dope af even the bad ones, and even if they aren't they still are.

You ain't seen nothing yet. I have seen movies like Feeders. Now that's terrible!

VIRTUAL DNA!!! JANET JACKSON DROPPED A SNICKERS BAR IN MY SHOE!!! THE CAPITAL OF BOLIVIA IS LA PAZ!!! ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TRANSMITTERS!!!!

Maybe that’s a good thing since the room is half windows that it’s too dark to see through and people could easily be listening in on this top secret government meeting by just standing outside

Get over here🤣🤣

If u can't make good movies u might as well make horrible ones , if it wasn't so bad I wouldn't have heard of him

Listen he's doing something significant

@@rabih1978 his movies are pretty good after a bottle of whiskey and few blunts....just kidding. it doesn't get any better.

@@asharista3152 probably needs acid

His movies are a metaphor for what he believes, which people won't understand. They take it at face value. So, yes it is intentional.

I'm doing the exact thing right now😁

Mathematical logic since Double Impact

JVCD is addition Neil Breen is like…

Reality is often disappointing. ..there's only 1 Neil Breen in this movie

@@dillasoul2228 Nope there are definitely two of them. Both of them are twin brothers.

2 multiplayed with 0 is still 0

Same as with the Segal movies. He creates something infinately more entertaining than the actual movies.

Agreed. Everyone knows your movie is going tank without Cage or Van Damme dancing...🙃

15 min run time certainly helps, too.

Exactly. Space Ice provides

It is only a waste if your time is valuable.

That HAS to be a self-aware joke.

Same here.

I respect his creativity . Forcing those who can't pay the rent to play in his movies...Now that's genius !

@@spiritualanarchist8162 how my god, is that how he actually does it? Get people to be in his movies by trading rent for it?!?

One said he's an architect in the comment section on previous space ice's video, and now real-estate agent!. You people really weird af, just like the movie maker 🤣😅

@@berembah He's a licensed architect.

Never knew this existed

@@donaldpump3072 Me too and I'm amazed^^

Now I kinda want to trick my friends into watching it just to see the wtf look on their faces!🤣

Seagal movies give the impression that everyone involved is a victim or perpetrator of human-trafficking. Though, they were all lured under the auspices of an acting career. Neil Breen movies give the impression that everyone involved in his films knows him through some sort of eldritch lobotomy cult.

i think they are d list actors. time and eric awesome show great job does the same thing.

This is why I'm convinced these movies are intentionally bad and everyone is in on it. They're being directed to be this bad. If you took anyone off the street and said you'd pay them to be in a movie, you would probably get some people who actually understand how to act even if they're not good at it. Nearly everyone in Breen's movies at the same. Awful timing with dialogue, shouting their lines, weird unnatural pauses. It's like a Director is telling them to act like that.

​@@consistentlystupid4726ngl this is a convincing argument 😂😂 because ain't no way anyone is this delusional

It's the old "its so bad it's good mindfuk".

It's kind of genius lol

What about weed? 😜

@@alycefrench5753 Not powerful enough 😂

@@travlishallingquest5719 Fair enough 😏

Even Scientology makes more sens.

@@alycefrench5753 weed laced with angel DUST! 😂

Fr lmao

your just too dumb to understand breen. he is a misunderstood genius.😫😫😫😫🐷. he he he.

Yup, I'd understand using stock images for voiceover narration but for ACTION scenes? Like have some dignity film the fights on empty streets, a warehouse, friend's apartment. Like the soldier scene, put it into the house where he wrestled a girl in. Have it a hostage rescue situation or something, and for the factories that got blown up find an abandoned one or rent something for a day of filming. FFS, the cringe level of these greescreen scenes is beyond belief.

Neil Breen is the Harry Maguire of film making.

Ignore those voices and write your book

Absolutely

Though to be fair the only reason any of us are here is to laugh at his efforts, so there is that.

Take some writing novels courses to help you. Write your book under a false name. Publish it as an e-book.

Write it. Then edit it and revise it. You might be surprised by how good it turns out.

LMFAO

True

😂😂😂😂

He's like: What the fuck is wrong with this guy, I need to call the police

Except Breen is trying.

Try wearing _your_ shirt inside-out. I promise no one will recognise you! 😂

Me too

Same, I was crying

Quantum computers are processing...

Neil was sent by AI, from the future, to save humanity. 😉

I watched angry beavers on lsd and it was hilarious.

@@georgezuniga6298such a genius show that was funny on a kid’s level with adult level humor at the same time. My mom, my little sister, and I still quote and do rewatches.

Couples who watch Neil Breen films together stay together

He also does the catering

@@ArtVandelayOfficial beat me by a minute 😂

I think his films are a breath of fresh air. Kind of like the punk rock of filmmaking.

it might could be an illusion

*Tommy Wiseau has entered the chat*

Yes true 😂😂

That's the best/worst part. Anyone can now make a movie vs *_Anyone_* can make a movie.

I watched Avatar 2 yesterday and it's good... ...but not as good as twisted pair!

Avengers has nothing on the top tier CGI and action Twisted pair has

At least the tropical fish if not the awards…

@@markiangooley Every Neil Been film deserves awards and tropical fish.

oscars for worst performer,ect.

That might just be an illusion!

@@DrakeBarrow That might could be!

"kill every mf birthday"

It’s like a monkey trying to fuck a football.

Sorry, but it's 'two governments INSIDE a government'. Clearly a lot of thought went into this line, so let's try and be respectful? Or I might could get mad.

Go for it! I believe in you

I hope you do. Good luck 🤞

It's freeing, really.

I advise people to ALWAYS follow their dream ideas, ESPECIALLY in the case they think they might turn out bad. Like, you won't know unless you try and if you end up being super bad then you'll know and stop worrying.

It's cause Reagan shut them all down and now next to nothing will ever get you put in one. You can pretend to be a bug and run around demanding people use bug or rabbit pronouns and they won't treat you like the insane person you would be being.

Coaxial cable. 😏

lol first thing I thought