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I want Seagal and Breen to collab on the least self-aware movie ever

The Breenverse is legitimately mind boggling

RIP Dana. You flew too close to the sun. Without enough ammo to kill it.

Dana is the first person I've ever seen who is actually capable of giving 110% effort. She is acting at maximum capacity.

Breen casting: Can you act? No Breen casting: You're hired.

I swear with every "Worst Movie Ever" review Space Ice grows more and more disenchanted with reality

The budget for this film was a stack of Monopoly money, the change from the cup holder in Breen’s car, and exactly three candy bar wrappers.

The guy who was trying to escape and got killed before he even stood up got me rolling on the floor laughing 😂 😂😂

We have two options: 1. Breen somehow managed to create a realistic effect in one of his scenes. 2. The girl actually conked him in the head with a rock.

Every Neil Breen movie in a nutshell: -Neil Breen plays a character who is portrayed as a messianic savior -Neil Breen will always hook up with women younger than him -Some of the worst acting ever seen in film -Dialogue that feels like it came from Oblivion -No sense of space or logic -Not so subtle commentary on politics and corruption -Terrible special effects -Plot threads that go unsolved -Characters who appear at random -Terrible writing -Terrible sound design -Will contain lots of filler -Movies will abruptly end

Imagine moving into an abandoned mine because you just want to be left alone, only to have a Neil Breen movie trespass on your shit.

"She was smuggling burritos." 🤣🤣🤣

After watching that rock throw a dozen times I'm convinced it wasn't a special effect, and that "Ow!" was totally genuine...that girl has all my respect

4:31 The bullet came out of the flashlight instead of the gun barrel, proving once again that Neil Breen's CGI is the most realistic CGI in the history of cinema.

Funny how Breen is some sort of mystic being in all his movies

Dana is so good at shooting that the muzzle flashes are on the flashlight instead of the gun barrel. 😂

Space Ice is the only one that can make sitting through Neil Breen's movies an enjoyable experience. 😂

Breen's movies are the perfect depiction of what films would be like if they were written and performed by A.I. Dana's performance was exhilarating. You could see how impressed Neil was when she adlibbed "OH, I'M DONE?". She needs her own prequel.

The fact that Breen always credits his stock photo animals is pure gold. Gotta love the man.

“She’s trying to outstupid Breen” 😂😂

"The power is out on my phone" Seriously, does Breen write a script in normal English and then translate it into another language and then back into English with Google translate?

I love how Space Ice can always put Steven Seagal in every "shitty movie" reviews he make.

Disney should hire Breen. That would save the company.🎉

The professor rolling on Molly had me crying

Unlike Seagal, Breen actually tries hard.

That guy trying to escape with a gun man right in front of him had me dying 🤣

"I won't hurt you--" **stock punch sound effect** "Oh!" Space Ice is right, I could watch that part over and over again.

It absolutely KILLS ME every time he says "and it's never mentioned again" or a variation.

"No, YOU are done!" "I'M Done?!" 😂 Never gets old.

Neil Breen is truly one of a kind. He just films whatever he feels like filming at any given moment

That rock throw to the Breen Melon was dedication. I hope it doesn't cause damage to his acting and script writing skills in the future.

I watched this dumpster fire of a movie yesterday. I've never been more confused in my life. Thank you ice for helping me make sense of what I witnessed. Godspeed

"Sorry guys, he's not Steven Seagal, you're way too young for him "......that was effin gold man!!!!😂😂

7:46 I’m positive throwing a rock at Neil’s head is how most people greet him on a daily basis.

I plan on saying to my nephew when he grows up " your father was my brother, he was murdered, you're my nephew!"

When you show it in pieces like this it doesn't make much sense. When you watch the film as Breen intended, it makes absolutely no sense at all.

"Sorry guys he's not Steven Seagal you're way too young for him" 🤣🤣

Neil Breen may be one of the filmmakers of our generation. He makes some of the films ever made.

I read Breen is an architect by vocation. I’d love to see his designs, I wonder if they are as whacked as his films.

I bet anything he said to that girl “throw the rock but just miss my head, I’ll make it look like you hit me” and of course she hit his head. They used it anyway.

The hilarious part is that these are 100% serious movies that someone took the time to hire actors, finance production and write a script for.

Dana is a far better actor than Segal ever will be "I will kill you" lol, Segal has never had Dialogue that good

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂THE STONE TO THE FACE REPEAT IS SO FUNNY.....I THINK THE GIRL PICKED UP A REAL STONE AND JUST WENT FOR IT😅😅

1:31 "The professor is rolling on molly...."😂😂😂😂

These are special effects that nobody besides Neil Breen and maybe Wakaliwood can produce. Absolutely stunning professionalism.

I love how Neil Been has the actors deliver lines the way he does lmao

Neil Breen movies should be shown in schools as a drug-prevention strategy.

Wish I knew more about psychology so I could attempt to diagnose Neil Breen. There's GOT to be something going on there...

Neeil Breen movies are what I imagine runs through a coma patients brain. God help us all if he ever does a movie with Seagal.

Your work inspired me to watch one of these movies. It was the one where he was hit by a car and suddenly decided to become the "world's greatest hacker". I forced myself to watch it all the way through. Doing that gave me a tremendous amount of respect for you and your ability to watch these movies all the way through and spend hours working with the content. Unfortunately, I don't have that patience. I can't stand his "acting", his directing and his special effects. These movies aren't just bad. They are horrible and unbearable. Thank you for bearing the torture and bringing us an entertaining way to consume theem

The rock throwing girl is smokin

The Professor rolling on molly was hilarious!!!

Truly one of the Neil Breen's films ever. The kids make this an instant film of the year this was made.

I wonder if the cast ask to see the final product or they don't even dare to watch it 😂

"Get out of the shower!"....But I'm in the bath.... 🤣

I actually admire Breen. He keeps going with his films and does not GAF. He’s the king of bad green screen.

The world doesn't deserve such a magnificent director

When the guy shoots the handgun, it's funny how the slide doesn't even move for empty shell casings to be ejected out the side of the gun and they used the most cheapest muzzle flash which looks like was made by a 3rd grader.

I lost it when he said, "she's actually smuggling burritos"🤣

I've been waiting for another Neil Breen masterpiece. Time to rewatch this unironically at least 50 times like the other 4 Neil Breen reviews.

"I always thought I was doing the right thing in preparing for life. I joined the military and became a fighter pilot. I won many medals for distinguished service. I'm now a covert agent, mercenary for any nation that wants to control another. I joined my country's Secret Strategic Support Branch of the Defense Intelligence Agency, to fight terrorism around the world, and became the best agent they ever had. I work as a freelance agent now for many countries, making millions of dollars on many various covert assignments. I've been giving away the money to children's support charities all over the world - orphanages, hospitals and schools - and to support the evacuees of natural catastrophes all over the world, like hurricanes." - Neil Breen, or maybe Steven Seagal.

Jajaja smuggling burritos 3:04 😂😂I lost it at 6:50 😂😂

Holy shit! When he got hit with the rock I spit out my coffee!

OMG I laughed my ass off when I heard the phrase "Your mother is my sister. She was murdered. You're my niece". Never in my life have I ever heard a more ridiculously pathetic bad dialogue line than this phrase. I am still spilling my drink out of my nose as I cannot get it out of my mind, this is so grotesquely bad bad so so bad it is beyond meta-ironically-hilarious, it's just mindbogging.

When you're drunk and with friends, these movies are great for the wtf and lols. I firmly believe that this is the target audience. Everyone remember, it it wasn't for guys like Neil Breen, we would not have been introduced to Mr Ice.

The guy who gets obliterated before he could even stand up is god-tier comedic timing

4:11 I play this at my kids when they're taking forever getting ready.

A new Space Ice review is just what I needed

Breen needs to expand Dana into a full Cinematic Universe

"Steven segal numbers" "I've eliminated 300 million people today" Lmfaooooo

These movies always involve computers, hacking, and technology, but it seems like he's never even turned a computer on before

“Major blockbuster hit movie where he showed the world desert tigers” “Now that they live there they spend most of their time huddled in the corner like they’re afraid Breen wants to wear their skin like a mask and I’m pretty sure they’re right 😂😂💀

It’d be interesting to see any of the actors in a Neil Breen movie ever actually shake the stigma of having been in a NB movie, and actually gain any success… but given the acting quality in his films, it would likely be in adult films.

"I wiw kiw u" is now my phone alarm. Gets me out of bed!

"How many months pregnant are you?!" That feels like it started out in English, was put through Google Translate to something like Japanese, then copy-pasted the output to be translated back into English.

The time has come that Neil Breen and Steven Seagal must make a movie together. It will create a new big bang and universe, and we shall name it SEABREEN.

“… GET OUTTA THE SHOWER!!!” 😭😭😭

I really appreciate your interpretations on all of the Breen movies at the end. Good stuff!

this is the most realistic movie of all time, it was so good, the writing, the acting, the visuals it was all perfect

Imagine what the quality of the stuff that DOESN'T make the final cut looks like!?

Hands down my favorite movie review channel, or better yet, hands down my favorite Steven/breen/vandam movie review channel!! Keep up the work man I’m glad you exploded, I remember watching you when you had like 2k subscribers and now you’re taking off, well deserved sir!!!

I love how the "bullets" coming out of Dana's gun come out of the flashlight and not the barrel right above it 😂

06:23 sneaking in that back story made my sides explode into orbit

4:30 The Muzzle flash is coming out of the Flashlight LMFAO i'm Dying😂

I love the channel's fan-theory roots shining through with all the Neil Breen movie "true plots" 😂

5:03 ah yes, insta-kill with a weird belly wound. Bremen movie confirmed.

I wanna see Neil Breen RPG that uses clips from his movies like Sega CD cutscenes. They’d fit perfectly.

Best channel on youtube by far i binge watched all of your videos in 2 days keep it up man

This has to be your funniest video yet. THE BEST!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Neil Breen and Steven Seagal join forces in the action THRILLER: Hard to Watch 😂😂

"She was just playing the tie a noose game with this totally normal guy who lives in an abandoned mine" - rofl

2:22 I think what you meant to say is, too old.

4:57 this f!cking floored me😂

Breen is a master of storytelling.

Imagine getting your hands on some of the stuff that made Neil Breen the way he is. What a trip that would be !

5:25 his movies may be terrible, but at least he respects electrical codes.

"rolling on molly now and is amped the f- up" LMAO

Neil Breen made movies just for Space ice to do commentary on. Guy is a comedy genius

He missed that the professor is clearly in the same room the kids use with the same damn posters.