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This is so relatable. This is the exactly the same movie I would have made if somebody had given me money to make a film when I was 8

I feel that if you fell asleep half way through a Neil Breen movie and wake up half way through another one, you wouldn't even notice something isn't right.

The complete lack of self-awareness is what makes Breen such a true artist.

Neil Breen is like a little kid who can't decide if he wanted to play superhero, secret agent, bad guy or robot so he decides to take turns while the other kids are perplexed what the hell he's doing.

Neil Breen is the gift that refuses to start giving.

Neil Breen is truly one of a kind. He just films whatever the hell he feels like filming and edits it in whatever order he feels like

This guy makes Seagal's movies look competent which is an extraordinary achievement in itself.

"By killing their loved ones, we'll destroy their spirit." Excellent plan. I can't think of a single example of a story where someone brutally avenges the violent death of a loved one.

Neil was that one kid in the playground that always had a counter measure for any attack when playing cops & robbers.

How Space Ice manages to sit through an entire Neil Breen movie without suffering a major stroke and PTSD is beyond me..😅

His ability to use four laptops at once is unparalleled. This movie is comedy genius

Dude has a gift for filming beautiful landscapes in unimaginable ways.

Every Neil Breen movie in a nutshell: -Neil Breen is always portrayed as a messianic figure who has superpowers -Breen will hook up with women who are significantly younger than him -Horrible special effects and green screen -Neil will portray himself as a hero but will do plenty of illegal activities -Subplots that are immediately introduced and dropped -Scenes that drag on forever -Poor attempts at social commentary -Oblivion style dialogue -Some of the worst acting ever seen in cinema -Scenes that were filmed in areas without any permits -Characters who appear at random -Movies contain lots of filler -Movies will abruptly end -Stock footage -Neil Breen is the writer, director, producer, editor, casting director, accountant, makeup director, special effects person, and location manager -Neil Breen will make up fake companies to include in the credits Anything else I forget?

Him accidentally murdering/paralysing the wrong couple had me howling 🤣🤣🤣

I can't believe I've never thought of sleeping on the dirt road outside of my car, that looks so comfortable.

That's what mercury poisoning from eating only tuna looks like kids.

I want Neil Breen to write and be a villain in a Steven Seagull movie. Imagine the possibilities

Neil Breen is the gift that refuses to stop giving

Neil Breen & Steven Seagal are so inspirational, they prove that truly anyone can make movies if they’re narcissistic enough

I heard Breen made a movie starring along Tommy Wiseau, but the CIA confiscated the movie and locked it up in Area 51, apparently its the megaest blockbuster movie ever. Anyone who watches it, their brains explode. Experts say, human mind just isn’t powerful enough to comprehend such masterpiece.

This guy makes Seagul movies look insanely well written

*Reporter:* How much was the budget for this movie? *Neil Breen:* 300 *Reporter:* 300 million dollars? *Neil Breen:* No, 300 dollars.

"And none of this is ever mentioned again." 😂😂😂 Bruh, copyright this phrase! Get your paper!!

I start writing half assed stories and then lose interest, but when people like this pop up it makes me feel like my writing is actually as good as James Cameron. I honestly respect people like Breen and Seagal for that.

Fun fact: Neil Breen always hires an editor for his movies, and every one dies of a brain aneurysm before they finish.

On May 17, 2024, Breen announced via Twitter that he has begun to write a script for his new film, claiming it is "totally different than his previous films."[14]

One of the weirdest things about NB’s ‘movies’ is when you see some technology or they make a reference to something after the 1980s, since the movies look so old. Also, I think his magic rock is pyrite aka fool’s gold lol

"This is an anthrax dealer" - only in a Neil Breen mega-blockbuster can we get such superb script writing.

This movie must've cost hundreds of coupons to make.

"A female FEMALE impersonator." I'm dying.

"Breen" is a whole movie genre in its own right that should have its own category at the Oscars.

I love how Space Ice, unlike all other Neil Breen viewers, can actually find ways to make the plots of his movies somewhat coherent and slightly logical. Slightly.

Legend has it that Breen taught Seagal everything he knows about running.

all the plot about killing a couple and picking the wrong one was some award worthy 🤣🤣

The sleeping next to the car is hilarious

Space Ice’s tenacity at understanding the weaving of plot lines and intricate editing to gift us at the end with the explanation that what seemed like a long fever dream was actually a non-linear masterpiece was astounding. You, sir, deserve my thanks

The amount of mercury he ingested from all that tuna explains everything in this movie.

12:17 his gun is so advanced its slide doesn't need to move.

Many of us have dreams of making a movie, this guy actually did it. Fair play to him.

Imagine how beautiful of a train wreck Breen could make with a big studio budget.

"I'm just a simple person. I've received bioelectromedical implants to assist me in carrying out my attacks." - Neil Breen

Wow! Not only was this video hilarious but you actually gave a Niel Breen movie a narrative and helped it make sense (in an abstract and metaphoric sort of way)

7:49 The "Mark Zuckerberg" part had me in stitches.

Respect to Neil Breen he realized there was an audience of people who enjoyed bad movies, Especially good content for KZfaqrs

I've often wondered what it would look like if schizophrenia could just make movies unfiltered... thank you Neil Breen for pushing that brave new frontier.

His Wikipedia is awesome. He literally did every roll for the film 😂 including catering 😂

The movie industry needs people like Neil Breen so that normal folks can actually see how bad it can get.

90% of the budget for this movie was used to rent those cars

This movie is so confusing that I don't even know if Space Ice's explanation of the plot at the end was real or a joke

I feel like it’s a red flag that a man makes his own movie and stars as the leading role and the whole story basically being a ego stroke

Bro, the denim vest with medals😂😂😂. This guy definitely lives in a trailer park

Isn't a movie, it's like a medieval torture machine

"Will you marry me?" "Yes" BANG "Oh. Jeez..!" Stunning.

This is the real threat level midnight. Cardboard cutout dialogue, hilarious over and underacting and a plotline about as straight as Freddie mercury.

11:10 The guy on the left has his magazine in backwards. I don't know how that's possible, even on a toy gyn.

9:03 " what do u mean i picked up the wrong couple " I died 😭😭💀💀

Released in 2005 but looks like it was made in the early 90s. Classic Breen movie

Dude looks like Garry Shandling w/ Chuck Norris' voice 😂😂

“He’s going to do it … tomorrow!” 🤣🤣🤣

Breen is either the highest level troll in filmmaking, or he’s so bizarrely narcissistic, inept, and self-oblivious that he makes Seagal look like Jackie Chan.

When a movie has a antrax dealer, you know you have a winner in your hands. Niel Breen never cease to amaze.

Quentin Tarantineel Breen was a stroke of genius..Kudos Space Ice...Kudos Sir...

His monologues remind me of my 10 year old myself. Those were the times... when i could give myself any cool superpower without consequences.

Breen really does have a priceless gift: the imagination of a 10-year-old. I totally remember daydreaming crazy shit like this. Love you Ice!

Neil BREEN is the cautionary tale of why you don’t tell people they’re good at something just to save their feelings - 3 movies 🤮

I'm not so concerned about why Neil put the eating tuna while driving scene as much as I am concerned that Neil thought the audience wanted to see his ass

Neil Breen:”I’m just a simple person” Anyone that has seen any of his movies: “press X to doubt”

We all know Breen is trolling us but does Breen himself know he's trolling us? 🤣

"After 3 days, he finishes the 23 mile drive" that killed me

Direct TV dishes and laptops with no power in the trunk of your car can create a EMP

My favorite part is where the old couple left a $400,000 vehicle in the street with its doors open and the key in the ignition

all jokes aside..Breen is the EPITOME of Narcissi. Gives me huge closet deviant/ sociopath/ serial killer vibes

@9:42 the knee-punch to the jaw bone is awesome !!

15:54 Quentin Territoneal what?! 😭😭😆

"Yay, more Neil Breen!" -Said only by Space Ice viewers

Neil Breen is truly a master at his craft. In his hands, he and he alone holds the gold standard of modern cinema. To say otherwise is laughable.

I never heard if Neil Breen before this, and thank god I didn't

A man so staggeringly unaware of his lack of talent. He makes Ed Wood look like Alfred Hitchcock.

The size of the old man's grave 😂😂😂😂

I wonder if the "it's a stupid rock, it's the best day ever" bit was a call back to the other Neil Breen movie where the kids found a equally stupid rock and wrote "it's a magical day" in the diary lol anyway these videos are the funniest thing on KZfaq 😂

0:53. They turned the scope the wrong way. 🤣😂😆 I almost choked on my beer .

Imagine someone kills your love infront of your eyes, and you say oh Jesus. Man the emotions

That guy didnt die from a force field. He died from having an aneurism realizing Breen wrote him a bad check for his role in the movie.

"Didn't mean to disturb your lunch" line is one of the greatest ever.

I like how he keeps stopping to check his MySpace at random places

Honestly, this is one of the more sensical breakdowns of any Breen mega blockbuster hit movie. Well done!

My man, I cannot watch you high anymore. I think I cracked a rib laughing so hard. Holy shit.

Neil Breen is the hero we need, and the hero we deserve.

I think this is the only video I found that has understood the amazing talent of Neil Breen, amazing job at explaining the movie

The tracking device is nothing else just a schottky diode😂.. that was cool 😂🤣😅

It only took 3 movies but it's about time space ice understood the majestic regal nature of Neil Breen.

This movie is basically what I hallucinate when I am stoned

13:10 His Chinese cyborg implants are reacting to the 200 cans of canned tuna he's eaten.

Can you imagine what that car has to smell like with 200 empty tuna cans out in the desert?

The really weird thing is how the helll does he find all these people, willing to play on his movies. I believe it is either blackmail or hypnosis.

This is a classic tale. People have been telling this story for centuries.

I thought I had reached my entertainment quota with videos, but that all changed after I stumbled onto this gem. The way the narrator breaks down the nonsensical happenings and storyline inconsistencies along with the bad acting was genius, and that voice is the perfect fit for this. If MST 3K ever needs to add a character to their mix i would highly recommend this guy. Him together with Crow and Tom Servo would be golden. Neil Breems bad acting was one thing, but him trying to show off his non existent aging physique by wearing a muscle shirt when there wasn't a muscle to be found tells me that he has no sense of self awareness at all.😂 You can tell this guy actually believes he's an action hero stud muffin, and that made this even funnier. I look forward to watching more of your content. Well done! 👍

His movies are like some crazy dream where a bunch of stuff happens but none of it makes any sense

Another Breen masterpiece! No expense was spared for this gem of a movie including script, plotline, special effects and acting. With Breen's rippling new muscles, a testament to his seriousness of Breen's important role as a multi-talented Cyborg, government super-agent, hit man, terrorist, Anthrax distributor, DIRECTV installer, 90s flip phone and car collector. Breen also collects tuna cans. Plus, Breen would beat Usain Bolt in a sprint any day! An Academy Award! 🏃‍♂