Neil Breen's I Am Here.... Now Is So Bad It Refuses To Turn Right On Red

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Neil Breen's I Am Here.... Now Is So Bad It Refuses To Turn Right On Red - Worst Movie Ever

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@SpaceIce Жыл бұрын

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@Mwwwwwwwwe Жыл бұрын

Mr ice- I need to know is breen for real and genuinely devoid of any self awareness or is he trolling us by sarcastically making movies while appearing serious!???? I have scoured the Internet and found 7 reddit and one quora discussion all seem inconclusive..

@chadwickerman Жыл бұрын

@@Mwwwwwwwwe based on some people's irl encounters and convos with him, I think he completely buys into what he's making and isn't trying to troll. I think he genuinely believes the messages in his movies will change the world. I can respect that more than someone just making trolling content tbh.

@Mwwwwwwwwe Жыл бұрын

@@chadwickerman aaw that's adorable and admirable...but still...doesn't he twig that we watch it for the cringe factor!?!!!...unless bearded breen makes movies troll us but shorn breen does it to spread love🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@viljamtheninja Жыл бұрын

Holy shit, Space Ice, you did the impossible with this video: present a plausible interpretation of a Neil Breen movie.

@nickkeogh Жыл бұрын

Did you blur out breens tits or is that actually in the movie?

@fatcat3211 Жыл бұрын

The most amazing thing about a Neil Breen movie, is how he is able to get people to participate in creating them.

@jeanpaulmichell7243 Жыл бұрын

Indulgent friends and family? Poor people on the brink of homelessness who desperately need the $20 Breen offers? Could be any of those.

@Skinnyd4 Жыл бұрын

At this point, I have to think they are all in on the joke and are just effing with him.

@SafetyBriefer Жыл бұрын

$20 is $20.

@itrorev Жыл бұрын

Breen is probably one of those guys who just "knows everybody" and is really good at networking.

@Humongous420 Жыл бұрын

I would totally be in a Neil Breen or Tommy Wiseau movie

@Humongous420 Жыл бұрын

You know the budget is through the roof when they can't even put water in the beer bottles

@waclawjarzabek6311 Жыл бұрын

budget ? 😂😂 i made better movies with just 1 cam when we were 10. People make better with their phones. i think his mentaly ill and thinks his movies r cheap but funny when infact they r cheap boring and stupid and not even remotly funny

@Romanov3579 Жыл бұрын

Definitely lol

@paulroberts3639 Жыл бұрын

They should piss in them. At least then, after sipping, the actors will have some form of expression on their faces….

@prxnceanime6335 Жыл бұрын

Right lmfaooo🤣🤣 Not to mention the gun scene makes no sense like how can he shoot in the air and the trunk door is there and the roulette part OMG🤣🤣🤣

@Mitch_Conner75926 Жыл бұрын

@@prxnceanime6335 Lol they got up and left in the same truck he left in 😂

@bozojoe197 Жыл бұрын

The blurring of Neil Breen's moobs was a purely genius move by Space Ice. 10/10

@ww2guy782 Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say the same thing 😂

@luisbalderrama8145 Жыл бұрын

Came here for this comment. It was a brilliant move from Space Ice.

@user-gt8me2jv5q 9 ай бұрын

And yet still not enough to spare us the trauma.

@budfug8691 6 ай бұрын

hahahahaha!!!!

@TheJoeyboots 2 ай бұрын

😂👏 Ha ha

@docsays Жыл бұрын

Breen is literally like, “i got a few extra hundred dollars today. I think I’ll make a movie.”

@FaceFamous 6 ай бұрын

Lmao😂😂😂😂

@joannkirk-il3mo Жыл бұрын

The fact that the bad guys participated in their own crucifixion by holding themselves to the 2x4s is next level sh!t

@masindi5969 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@wisdomprepper Жыл бұрын

I legit read this in Space Ice's voice it was so good! lmao

@MrBaldypete1 Жыл бұрын

It's the Breen effect: "I'll gladly die, just get me out of here"

@rich_rich90 Жыл бұрын

I noticed that! Holding themselves to the cross is beyond Jesus level martyrdom!

@RedSiegfried Жыл бұрын

I've tried it like hundreds of times. It's impossible because you can never nail in that last nail. - Neil

@davidgessin-mccully3919 Жыл бұрын

“And it’s the first time I can ever remember rooting for cancer” “He gives him a really douchey haircut and makes him live the rest of his life with the insane crackwhore” 😂😂 keep it up Space Ice

@CarinoGamingStudio Жыл бұрын

crackwhore got me. 😂😂😂😂

@karnerblue7658 Жыл бұрын

And raising someone else’s kid. 😂

@favoritemustard3542 6 ай бұрын

@@karnerblue7658*plastic kid lol

@MaesterMike Жыл бұрын

I can never get enough of Neil Breen. I've never seen one filmmaker so utterly incapable of writing a coherent plot.

@ralphwiggum1982 Жыл бұрын

An gets the most terrible actors to play in the movies

@Docta_Tma 10 ай бұрын

I love these awful movies too! If not for Space Ice, Weird Movies with Mark, and other channels making these funny videos, I'd never have attempted to watch them myself! I suffered through 40 agonizing minutes of *Pass Thru* where not only was it even dumber then they said, it was such a shitty movie, terrible on acting, editing, and every other film related term and was horrible to go through it! 😂

@Soupy_loopy 6 ай бұрын

You should watch Naked Lunch.

@philiphunn194 2 ай бұрын

Neil Breen is such an inept filmmaker that he makes Ed Wood look like Orson Welles.

@The_Haruspex Ай бұрын

@@ralphwiggum1982 From what I've heard they are mostly just random people that he hires, people who are known, and brought in by other people Breen knows. Essentially, he fills out the cast of his movies with friends of friends.

@alistdetail5006 Жыл бұрын

Breen is amazing. He directs, acts, writes, edits. IS THERE NO BEGINNING TO HIS TALENT?

@alejandrowaizel3750 Жыл бұрын

Just like Chaplin.

@iandawe948 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@freeedward8 Жыл бұрын

It's AMAZING that you think he has talent! LOL!

@skechij5856 Жыл бұрын

@@freeedward8 Read again, y’all on the same page 😊

@KasumiRINA Жыл бұрын

@@freeedward8 you missed the joke.

@gameon71 Жыл бұрын

Recapping a Neil Breen movie is the best way to start April Fool's day.👍

@BrockLee3 Жыл бұрын

Saying a Neil Breen movie is good would be great April Fools joke.

@andreamagni8017 Жыл бұрын

@@BrockLee3 A good April's Fools has to be somehow believable

@vectorfox4782 Жыл бұрын

God yes.

@You_Eat Жыл бұрын

@@andreamagni8017 it doesn't, if it's good, you can pull of the Unbelievable, isn't that what it's all about? ✌️

@vin1701 Жыл бұрын

Imagine receiving a call from your agent about a role and learning it’s for a Neil Breen movie on a $3,000 budget.

@ThunderboltWisdom Жыл бұрын

Whatcha talking about? He could make two movies and their trailers for 3 grand!😂😂😂

@LegendaryAnejo 8 ай бұрын

@@ThunderboltWisdom😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Bigedub101 7 ай бұрын

@@ThunderboltWisdomu mean 3

@henrydupuis5648 16 күн бұрын

Lmfao!😆😭

@someguy2653 Жыл бұрын

"I get her first!" BANG "ARRRGGHHH!" I've watched that 15 times now, and I can't stop laughing. That's comedy gold!

@zombiedodge1426 Жыл бұрын

The comic timing in that scene is absolutely perfect, even if achieved by accident.

@ShaunHopkinsAVFC Жыл бұрын

The irony of Breen telling anyone to “Have some self-respect.” 😂😂😂

@HellonearthlABB Жыл бұрын

😂

@RepublicConstitution Жыл бұрын

I busted out laughing at this comment

@favoritemustard3542 6 ай бұрын

That's why he had to wear the zombie Steven Tyler mask ~ she refused to kiss him lol Now _that's_ some self-respect!

@Chipotleadvisory Жыл бұрын

Can we all agree that it is probably for the best that Neil Breen is making these films because we really don’t want to see what happens when he has a bunch of free time.

@jeanpaulmichell7243 Жыл бұрын

Agreed. Perhaps Breen himself is giving us clues throughout his movies of what sort of shenanigans he would get up to in real life.

@Mwwwwwwwwe Жыл бұрын

Yep if he didn't have an outlet for his bizarreness he would be known as niel the ripper

@banacek8675 Жыл бұрын

Idle hands are the devils playground. And Breen is one lazy Sunday away from climbing the monkey bars.

@jeanpaulmichell7243 Жыл бұрын

@@banacek8675 That says it right there. Wouldn't want to guess what other skylarkings Breen would commence on that playground.

@nicduusify Жыл бұрын

I think these films are what happens when he has a lot of free time.

@Lavthefox Жыл бұрын

I am a "space ice" veteran, and I take sadistic pleasure in welcoming new people to this channel. A friend of mine loved the Steven Seagal movies, so I had to introduce him to The Brien. The pain, confusion, and Internal conflict trying to figure out what the hell he was watching was absolutely amazing. "It's like.... He got an idea from an edgy teenager.... used a bunch of plot points described to him from other movies.... And.... Just.... I don't know what I'm watching!?!?!"

@letkidsbkids9327 6 ай бұрын

Thanks for the welcome! I have my son to blame for this! 😅

@koryhardy9594 4 ай бұрын

😭😭💀💀 I thought Seagal was bad 💀💀💀

@lucavelli9723 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@paintedsky3879 Жыл бұрын

Many film makers looked for it, but Breen has found rock bottom here. Setting a new standard for bad movies that will stand for years to come.

@carldzoga1348 Жыл бұрын

This channel is a GODSEND! Space Ice is the ONLY reason that I hope Seagal and Breen continue to make 'movies'! 😂😂😂❤

@dddddd211 Жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@amberwayneburton4044 Жыл бұрын

I couldn't agree more

@raktar1 Жыл бұрын

FFFUUUcccc kkkk

@EBMZEQUENZER Жыл бұрын

I wish he'd review Disney Star Wars tv Shows :

@johnjohn-rv1id Жыл бұрын

100% agree with u

@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd Жыл бұрын

A Neil Breen/Steven Seagal collaboration movie will either destroy society or cure it.

@montango Жыл бұрын

@space ice would become a leader of a new world order religion.

@rgerber Жыл бұрын

@@montango directed by Tommy Wiseau

@AsadKhan-ic9qi Жыл бұрын

@@rgerber produced by the ghost of Ed Wood.

@sanguiniusi8187 Жыл бұрын

Its not the movie we deserve, but the the one we need right now

@montango Жыл бұрын

@@rgerber hahaha

@jroberts2nd Жыл бұрын

Man in Wheelchair becoming Young Man In Wheelchair is actually better plotting than Seagal ever managed. 😂

@agochoa Жыл бұрын

I like how the extras pretended to freeze while the rest of society CLEARLY OUT OF THEIR BUDGET, continues on with real life. Lol

@Optical219 11 ай бұрын

The people are frozen when they look at the Vegas sign, but there are tons of cars flying by.

@MooncricketsInc Жыл бұрын

A Neil Breen and Seagall movie is the only thing missing in our lives...

@rickardedman8836 Жыл бұрын

Two unstoppable egos colliding, it would create a black hole eating up the multiverse

@SilverbackGorilla69 Жыл бұрын

Throw some Wiseau in there too for good measure, and JCVD dance scene.

@danieljames8183 Жыл бұрын

Neil been vs Van Damme ? Who u got ??

@T0tenkampf Жыл бұрын

don't wish for that, that would be some divide by zero shit

@johnking9942 Жыл бұрын

Can you imagine Steven Seagal trying to "Out mystically" speak Neil Breen ?

@jovalleau Жыл бұрын

Niel Breen has an uncanny ability to find people worse at acting (I won't call them actors) than he is.

@pokehybridtrainer Жыл бұрын

Co-workers, friends, family, and associates?

@markiangooley Жыл бұрын

I’m not convinced of that. I think that many of them are pretty good actors, closely following his very exacting direction, resulting in exactly the performances Breen wants. Maybe.

@jovalleau Жыл бұрын

@@markiangooley Like, "I want all your performances to be as stiff and awkward as mine, if not moreso," kinda deal?

@Rondo2ooo Жыл бұрын

The girls may be a bang for the buck. He comes across creepy enough.

@nakeemautrey2861 Жыл бұрын

What if they are knowingly acting terribly as a style? Would that make them good actors?

@khukri_wielderxxx1962 Жыл бұрын

This is VERY quickly becoming one of my all time favorite channels, the humor is just too damn spot on!

@mikemurdoch9653 Жыл бұрын

Likewise non stop laughter

@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord Жыл бұрын

Humour? He's being literal, surely?

@jamesross9724 Жыл бұрын

mine too but my Wife is not a fan so i'm divorcing her....no really.

@kaaronhudson8112 Жыл бұрын

@@jamesross9724 please do

@MrDarksbane Жыл бұрын

Space Ice is so clever too - and I love his voice.

@oldmanballs787 Жыл бұрын

5:01 Absolute Legend. Blurring out God's Nipples is a sign of respect, and to not do this would have been a death sentence in a few countries. good call.

@captainthunderbuns677 11 ай бұрын

God’s Nipples would be a great band name.

@oldmanballs787 11 ай бұрын

@@captainthunderbuns677 amen. I'd suck on them, that's for sure.

@sirrob6017 Жыл бұрын

You deserve more subscribers. These are the best movie reviews ever made. And you have to sit through these movies for us.

@civil_villain Жыл бұрын

Breen's paranoia about getting arrested for soliciting/prostitution is so intense, that he makes these "movies" as a cover up.

@theRealestVorynDagoth 11 ай бұрын

Too plausible

@SeenGod Жыл бұрын

Breen is one of those guys that somehow has unlimited resources to make movies, but has no idea how to make a movie 😂👍

@DresdenShuffle Жыл бұрын

He’s a successful architect in Vegas apparently so I’m assuming he uses his money from that to fund his movies

@SilverbackGorilla69 Жыл бұрын

@@DresdenShuffle I always wondered how he made his money. He's not so great at film making, but at least he's doing what he loves.

@vincelang3779 Жыл бұрын

Hum. I don't think I'd call what ends up in the can (so to speak) is "unlimited resources" !

@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg Жыл бұрын

@@vincelang3779😂

@BabyKobeeee Жыл бұрын

“Unlimited resources” are you joking 😂😂😂😂

@nielsison1831 Жыл бұрын

I lost it when the guy shot the other guys hand that was holding a gun. 🤣🤣💀

@charlesseverance5571 Жыл бұрын

Blurring out his moobs at 5:00 was genius

@F40PH-2CAT Жыл бұрын

This is the next best thing to a Seagal movie takedown. Every girl got their blouses barely buttoned 😂

@vincentshadetree Жыл бұрын

I noticed this too, I was like why the hell does every woman have a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen 😂 I gotta watch one of these movies from this guy 😂😂😂

@Absynthe23 Жыл бұрын

Neil Breen may be horrible at filmmaking, but he's definitely a man of culture.

@anikmonette2140 Жыл бұрын

No woman needs breast support either in these movies... 🙃

@brunospfc8511 Жыл бұрын

I hope you're not complaining about the only good part of the movie

@Jogyot3260 Жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal and him have a similarity

@brandonbeal Жыл бұрын

I lost at the misspelling of Detective. Thank you Space Ice

@jogo1666 Жыл бұрын

"Your crazy " Lmao bro you stoooopid and you got me rolling😂😂😂😂

@bartylobethal8089 Жыл бұрын

I'd never heard of Neil Breen until I watched this but I can immediately see he has a purpose: to make Steven Seagall look like a master movie maker.

@simearsov Жыл бұрын

Heres a review I found that really gets to me every time: "A challenging and thought-provoking film - Yes, it's a challenge just to sit through this crazy thing, and the thoughts it provokes are, What the hell?"

@BrutalJambon Жыл бұрын

The Crime Syndicate Boss has to be he one having the most fun playing his character in this film lmao

@doctorfunkopolis7311 Жыл бұрын

"Your weapons cannot harm me." He says. Bleeding.

@GIBBO4182 Жыл бұрын

I wish I had Neil Breen’s confidence

@samholdsworth420 Жыл бұрын

You would be a confident fool

@GIBBO4182 Жыл бұрын

@@samholdsworth420 better than just being a fool 🤣

@samholdsworth420 Жыл бұрын

@@GIBBO4182 a confident fool, i see your point lol

@wcsxwcsx Жыл бұрын

No one should have that much confidence.

@borisp9163 Жыл бұрын

Its not confidence, its retardation, if he could realise the truth just for split of second, he would kill him self reather then face that cringiness

@latarribell4152 Жыл бұрын

“I’d like to do any of those 2 guys at the same time” is the best worst line in the history of the universe.

@HumungusO_o Жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo

@niccolorichter1488 Жыл бұрын

it so goood it doesnt even make sense

@brunomenezes9011 Жыл бұрын

One of them, yet "at the same time" looool

@rottenhead8385 Жыл бұрын

the most unnatural slutty talk ever..

@sygmarvexarion7891 Жыл бұрын

Oh thank god someone else sees it too. I could have gotten an aneurysm trying to figure out what the hell is that line supposed to say.

@mdedes9891 11 ай бұрын

"your weapons cannot harm me." Proceeds to show us 1 gun and 2 bleeding bullet holes.

@elijahfrancis2520 Жыл бұрын

“She’s desperate for more of that Zombie Breen ass!” 🤣🤣🤣

@henrydupuis5648 16 күн бұрын

Lmfao!😭😆

@mancuniangamecat8288 Жыл бұрын

Guy at the beginning managed to shoot into the air through the cars rear window without smashing it. 😂

@daved8858 Жыл бұрын

I figured I was the only person noticed that

@scotthirschausen177 Жыл бұрын

It was also my first thought 🤣

@alexmuenster2102 Жыл бұрын

Also managed to NOT permanently deafen himself by discharging a fire arm *inches* from his ear!

@johnherbert1431 Жыл бұрын

@@alexmuenster2102and in a car

@alexmuenster2102 Жыл бұрын

@@johnherbert1431 To be fair, he and his girlfriend were sitting on the tailgate, so it isn't as bad as sitting inside a vehicle with the windows rolled up.

@Trashcanman135 Жыл бұрын

“The fat kid from the sandlot who is all grown up now” 😂😂😂😂😂

@KillateralDamage Жыл бұрын

Thank you for introducing me to these amazing Neil Breen films.

@wreck-creation Жыл бұрын

For a movie named "I am here", I've never asked "where the fuck am I?" So many times.

@skipperson4077 Жыл бұрын

Now!

@DresdenShuffle Жыл бұрын

Reason Neil wore a mask during the sex scene was because there was no way the actress was going to let his old man lips kiss her so she requested the mask

@docwho2828 Жыл бұрын

I see!

@christhesmith Жыл бұрын

He's really a "two masker".

@colonelkurtz2269 Жыл бұрын

I feel like some of these girls have adult films on their resumes.

@mattjargon Жыл бұрын

@@colonelkurtz2269 wouldn't doubt it at all

@user-uy7bn4kt2b Жыл бұрын

@@colonelkurtz2269 source?

@jasonvorhees7853 7 ай бұрын

Beheaded babies in the desert is another level of diabolical 😂

@Rainbow_Shogun Жыл бұрын

Neil Breen is Tommy Wiseau’s final form.

@sapphail2410 Жыл бұрын

Have we ever seen Neil and Tommy in the same room?? Dun dun DUNNNNN

@IndigoPhoenix21 Жыл бұрын

The censoring of Neil's breens took me out 😂😂😂

@ayara8157 Жыл бұрын

How does Neil Breen get away with making these atrocities???

@diehardeaglesfansince1994 11 ай бұрын

He literally glued a computer board to his chest

@DANRYX Жыл бұрын

I have his first 5 films and even had him sign my copy of Twisted Pair. He is the epitome of film making and is so talented in a bizarre way where I honestly cannot tell if his films are intentionally the way they are, or if he honestly is unaware of how his movies look to the world. I hope this is never answered. This is one mystery box I do not want to open, my world could shatter...

@bigtech6321 Жыл бұрын

The fact you own 5 of them and even a signed copy leads me to believe you are really, really, reaaaaallly stupid.

@Hunne2303 Жыл бұрын

I´ve seen much, much better student made flicks (some Memento-style stuff), done in under a year than this...shite.

@ChrisHuppey Жыл бұрын

He is 100% unaware. Best to keep him that way. Wouldn't been a Breen movie without it.

@DANRYX Жыл бұрын

@@ChrisHuppey if he is aware, that would make him the greatest actor of our time.

@TheTransitmtl Жыл бұрын

No. He is not talented

@everwake2689 Жыл бұрын

Breen has a weird god complex. He's always a supernatural perfectman in his movies, like someone else we know.

@KasumiRINA Жыл бұрын

TBH I had to pause after your comment because I had an entire list of narcissists flashing through my head, from politicians to movie stars... you meant Seagal? Cause he fits, but so do Wiseau, Trump, Musk, Dalai Lama...

@shokujinki Жыл бұрын

@@KasumiRINAMusk? What you think he have a god complex?

@DarkAnon100 Жыл бұрын

@@shokujinkiMusk? He CLEARRRRLY has a God Complex, it's complicated to see, just watching how he acts since he bought Twitter, or his attitude in general and everything about him and Tesla and you can pretty much see how much of a God Complex he has

@bennyb6071 5 ай бұрын

always gets laid too

@ItsHyomoto 8 ай бұрын

I didn't notice that Ice blurs out Neil's chest. Fucking legend. Protect us from that filth.

@rickwong9049 Жыл бұрын

2:06 the fact that the guy also wear an oversized pants makes it even more uncanny.

@03cobra4 Жыл бұрын

Great vid as always. Surprised you didn't mention that in the beginning when the Gandolfini/Romo guy shot his gun into the sky, the window on the hatch was flipped up and clearly would have been shattered. Maybe could have worked in a no-look shooting Segal reference. Also, the Steven Tyler and Sandlot lines were gold. Keep'em coming.

@mymai5859 Жыл бұрын

Lol...I had to go back to see the back window that the gunman would've shot through.

@Pichustrikesback Жыл бұрын

And also he can't decide if the recoil would push his arm up or down

@francescobicci3314 Жыл бұрын

Yes! Was totally expecting a comment on how he shot the back window 😂

@tomorrowisthedayaftertoday Жыл бұрын

And didn't Breen take the truck that they were sitting in? How did they get up and drive away? Also, you can see the truck again parked at 3:06, and in the very next shot it is missing. Then it shows up again at 3:12.

@444mopar Жыл бұрын

@@tomorrowisthedayaftertoday I guess Breen brought the truck back. Wouldn't want the people I left for dead, to die.

@x401 Жыл бұрын

0:34 I can't believe he did not mention how the guy shots into his trunk lid! lol

@amjan Жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@jlc5639 2 ай бұрын

that's what i'm sayin

@cybergothika6906 Жыл бұрын

Hiding Neil's boobs was funny as hell, I laughed to death.

@Phnxsmv Жыл бұрын

Any time I recall "or he just misspelled his own name" I crack up. 😂

@chuckn4851 Жыл бұрын

The best part about this video and Ice said it at the start, is that Breen's "narratives" and "stories" are so irreparably chaotic that they can only be broken down by each individual character's arc 😅

@umakanthan76 Жыл бұрын

Never heard of this guy. But having seen this, I can perhaps quote in your style "I am Here is the Neil Breen movie where he finally showed the world that it is possible to make a movie worse than Seven Seagal".

@actionjackson4982 Жыл бұрын

Neil Breen is as narcissistic as it comes, but it's fucking awesome 😂😂

@KasumiRINA Жыл бұрын

After Segal visited freshly-blown up Olenivka PoW camp I don't think anyone has the same lack of self-awareness. I mean tons of washed-up celebs cheer up for dictators, from Depardieu, to Monson to Stone, and there's standing on a war crime scene fresh with charred corpses around, as part of occupying army, inside another country you are illegally in, and saying to camera that you checked and it's all right... like the sheer insanity, I hope he ends up on some war crime trial... one "adoption" (that's who russians call kidnapping) of a kid from Mariupol would do it.

@mynameismud888 5 ай бұрын

"Steven Seagal who just ate Weird Al..." 😆😂😆😆😂🤣🤣🤣

@fanalittletruthincog8168 Жыл бұрын

OMFG!!!!!!!! Gotdamn Space Ice........you made my day man. Thanks for the laughs! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@seanwilks7712 Жыл бұрын

Even Steven Seagal is like “damn these movies are bad”.

@JoeMama-yd1ve Жыл бұрын

To be fair, Seagal would hate most good movies for their piss poor acting and confusing plots where characters don’t describe how great the protagonist is so the viewer knows who to worship.

@Mitch_Conner75926 Жыл бұрын

@@JoeMama-yd1ve Or have sex with their clothes on 😂

@johnnysimandjuntak Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DJ-wl5qo Жыл бұрын

At least Breen has one drop of creativity as opposed to Seagal who has zero.

@seanwilks7712 Жыл бұрын

@@DJ-wl5qo if you think that then you are about as brain dead as Seagal.

@civil_villain Жыл бұрын

The "real plot" wrap ups at the end of the Breen videos are so plausible, and so much better than the actual plots, that I bet if Neil saw these he'd kick himself for not thinking of them first.

@commanderkeen3787 Жыл бұрын

Neil Breen is just thankful he isn't Steven Seagal

@AlphachadEpicCollector Жыл бұрын

I was invited to see a Neil Breen movie at the Hard Rock Cafe in NYC, a couple of years ago, because hardly anyone showed up. I just said: "No, thanks!" and walked away. I knew what I would be in for.

@josiahwyncott7519 Жыл бұрын

Even psychedelic drugs cannot explain how this was made.

@XmadbeastX Жыл бұрын

Neil Breen is an amazing, uncompromising film maker and actor. He manages to convey his distinct cinematic editing style in all his pieces while playing a variety of iconic lead personas

@SirWilliamKidney Жыл бұрын

haha yes a... "variety" lol and definitely not the same one over and over again!

@BrockLee3 Жыл бұрын

APRIL FOOLS!!!

@jackscratch785 Жыл бұрын

Fuck that.

@ThunderboltWisdom Жыл бұрын

Okay Neil, everyone knows that's really you.

@masindi5969 Жыл бұрын

"Then after a few drinks from their empty beer bottles, they see Breen and do the *normal* thing of lighting him the fuck up." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@camdirigo 10 ай бұрын

Space Ice, you son of a gun, you did it again! 😂😂😂😂

@engcristiano10 Жыл бұрын

Neil Breen is so cool that he can convince people to join him on his movies! He deserves all the best ever!

@chuntoon1 Жыл бұрын

If only he got JCVD to do a cameo dance scene .. I think it'd have really tied the whole movie together and made it a classic

@TripleR765 Жыл бұрын

I’ve never even heard of Neil Breen until I started watching this channel.

@corteztheinfinite9440 3 ай бұрын

I Love How He Steals The Truck Yet The Truck Is Still Sitting There For The Couple To Take😂😂😂😂

@Kroggnagch 5 ай бұрын

*Breen bleeding from his chest: "You cannot harm me." But, youre bleeding there, guy.

@kjchoi7730 Жыл бұрын

Breen is my hero. Life is still worth to live and i am not a failure compare to his movies

@sergeipohkerova7211 Жыл бұрын

4:55 her Filipino boyfriend looks like he's dead inside and is rethinking all his life choices listening to her yammer at him 😂

@jezebel8551 Жыл бұрын

I've seen a lot of bad movies, but I've never even heard of Neil Breen before watching videos on this channel. Now I wish I could go back to never having heard of Neil Breen.

@megthe_misunderstood_rebel9779 Жыл бұрын

Have you’ve seen fateful findings? That’s a banger too 😂! Great job on this video

@nemocurson2753 Жыл бұрын

Your channel is humorous gold in the form of 90's jump kicks and early 2k slap fighting. I appreciate what you do thanks.

@raphaelcalado4335 Жыл бұрын

Thank you Neil Breen, because of people like you we have this treasure of a channel. No way I gonna thank Seagull!

@cuber9320 Жыл бұрын

They have a unique system for calling dibs alright. 😂😂😂 I’m dying!

@TT-rt2kh Жыл бұрын

Holy crap, Space Ice rips this movie apart, THEN turns around and reinterprets it as a riff on Jacob's Ladder, which almost makes it AWESOME. WOW!!!

@oragamiowl5031 Жыл бұрын

You know it’s going to be a good day when you see a new Space Ice upload.

@veganbutcherhackepeter Жыл бұрын

One day I am going to see an actual Neil Breen movie and sit all the way through it to wipe and reset my brain to factory settings. It's going to be epic.

@ezet Жыл бұрын

No one actually knows what happens when you see a full Neil Breen movie

@stealthattack2209 Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@stealthattack2209 Жыл бұрын

@@ezet why is that? Do they all magically disappear?

@KasumiRINA Жыл бұрын

@@stealthattack2209 we don't know. Since nobody watched them fully and told the tale.

@MonkeysKatzen Жыл бұрын

God bless you Space Ice. This channel makes everyones day.

@MrSporkster Жыл бұрын

Everything about Neil Breen's movies is amazing, in both the worst and best possible ways. I hope he continues to delight us for years to come.

@frankiestein78912 Жыл бұрын

I just keep skipping after the first 10 seconds of every video and start cracking up cuz I’ve watched them all ten times. You’re a genius brah, thank you

@NoxAtlas Жыл бұрын

Oh, I was excited about this. This movie was my first Neil Breen experience, and it was mind-blowing on so many levels 😂

@DresdenShuffle Жыл бұрын

Sheer Breenius

@jeanpaulmichell7243 Жыл бұрын

No doubt my mind was blown into a state of perpetual regression by watching it.

@SirWilliamKidney Жыл бұрын

This might be my favourite Space Ice video so far. You can tell he put a ton of work into it. I laughed my Breen off!

@chadchristopher4969 Жыл бұрын

“Steven Segal who just ate Weird Al” Bro, that had me wheezing😭😭😭

@dorota- 5 ай бұрын

There must have been a sale at Ross Dress for Less because desert girl and the crack sisters are all wearing the same top in different colours, unbuttoned in an identical manner.

@whatisbestinlife8112 Жыл бұрын

Arguably the best part of these videos is I get a laugh out of them by simply reading the title in my feed.

@mrmhj9925 Жыл бұрын

I always can’t tell if these movies are meant to be a spoof or it’s Neil’s dream.

@TaylorFalk21 Жыл бұрын

There is no fucking way Neil Breen is a human being. Like... He either has a whole section of the DSM-5 dedicated to him, or he's some kind of alien cyborg.