The only rumors from Woolie's school are "Hey did you hear about that guy Woolie killed? He was killed by Woolie. "

Woolie treats the rival school as Vergil Academy. What if the guy Woolie killed was originally from that school, and when they fused the schools together Woolie got into a fight with that guy while shirtless in the rain, and THAT is what Woolie remembers?

"Break kayfabe and break a child" is some fried gold.

The dead hobo was the same guy Woolie killed during football

"Vergil Academy"

In elementary school, we had a classmate named Leonardo, whom we called Leonardo the Liar. Leonardo the Liar would lie all the time, even in situations where succeeding would bring him no benefit. We loved Leonardo the liar, because his lies were entertaining, and he knew it. One day, he told us that they were hiding an SCP outlet facility in the furnace room where the students weren't allowed. The next day, he told us that the kindergartners were being experimented on with Jenova cells during nap time. The next day, he told us that our campus was a giant transmutation circle. Perhaps Leonard the Liar's words had more merit than we thought, for you see, the greatest lie of all...was reality itself.

Story time - this is a long one. One rumor I remember from high school was about this kid who went on a "blood rage" in the library. The rumor goes that he leapt over 3 tables (as in, from a standstill, jumped over 3 tables, length wise, like he was superman or some shit) while making this ungodly roaring sound. He landed on some kid with a drop kick, and broke the kid's collar bone and some ribs. The Blood Rager then proceeded to punch another kid so hard that flew back into a this very nice, very sturdy wooden chair; it broke the chair and the kid. When a third kid tried to punch this absolute mad man, the berserker grabbed his arm, and broke every bone in it. The security office was next to the library, so by this time, a guard had shown up, and tried to subdue the kid, to which the kid did this like, leg sweep on the guard, and then punched him in the face, reports being "He instantly killed the guard". The on campus cop then came in, and the story goes that the kid was hit with a taser, but it didn't even effect. He made another throaty roar, ripped one of the prongs out, and stabbed the cop with it. He was stopped by 5 teachers holding him down. … Now the fucked up part - that rumor was about ME. I recall getting mad at some kid talking shit about something petty thing that kid me didn't like, but adult me doesn't even care about, I don't even remember what it was. I did this kind of, like, slide over the edge of the table, one corner of it. I did throw a punch, but I hit my best friend instead. The 5 teachers that held down "The Blood Rager"? It was just my 5 buds I played magic the gathering with calming me down. The Liberian had seen me punch my friend, so I was sent home for the day. My older brother comes home, looks at me, and just starts laughing. He then tells me about what a badass I am, and what the rumor was when he first heard it 5 minutes after the event, to what it was during lunch. It took had apparently taken FOUR HOURS for the story to go from "Slid over the width of the table" (About 3 feet), to "Leapt over 3 tables". It was crazy. Moral of the Story? The game of Telephone is AMAZING in the hands of anime watching, small town living, bored teenagers who want excitement and shit in their lives. 10/10, would be declared "the blood rager" again.

Yellowcard, dead hobos, child marriage, child PUNCHING, and Jeff Jarrett. This segment had it all.

The rumors i heard in school were just about Pikablue. ........Also in middle school that the school called the police way too many times.......and by rumor, I mean I overheard 2 guards (Or they might have been cops, not sure.) during lunch complaining how often they got called, and that more than a few of the things they got called on weren't against the law and thus their presence was pointless.

The one rumor that I remember from high school was that one of the teachers had a habit of dating students. He was a psychology teacher I had and he split two classes thusly: 1 class of 30 kids, and 1 of like maybe 15 with only like 2 guys (1 was one of the guys). He was also the football coach and our senior year quarterback came back as a teacher years later and was fired for? Dating students.

We once had a rumor that this one kid used to take baby chicks home from the wild chickens and duck tape them to his rc cars to drive them to death. Turn out its was true, last i heard of him he ran past customs since he tried to bring in wee and then swam across the causeway to escape the police and use just picked up on the other side. P.S. Another rumor was he wasn't allowed in science class because he keep trying to make flammables to use on cats.... which turned out to be true.

There's a pool on the roof

My english-teacher was an ex-boxer. Nobody tried to mess with him, but he got big angry when he found some kids in the hallway boxing eachother in the face without any headgear. There were some rumours about the juvenile arsonist and the juvenile burglar in my school, especially after arsonist-kid tried to push a girl into a lockable room and she came out crying.

There were so many good rumours from my childhood. I think the most insane one though was about the Jones'. So, my primary school (elementary school for the yankees) had this big oval, and at the end of the oval there was a fence. Over the fence there was a house where the Jones' lived. There were alot of lies surrounding that family due to the actual scary shit they did. They were the only people in my area who owned a gun, first off, and from what I understand there were "domestic incidents" on a couple of occasions. They used to actually threaten and talk shit to the students from over the fence and generally scared the piss out of the student body. But, this all culminated in the most stupid lie you can imagine. One day, I think it was Mr Jones, threw a toy truck over the fence. Not at anyone, but it was kind of an aggressive sentiment. The kids however, thought that because the Jones' are scary, that the toy truck must be a bomb. That rumour spread like wildfire during one lunch session which actually lead to the principal holding an impromptu assembly where he had to tell a bunch of rabid kids that there was no bomb. My school was weird.

Just wanted to say that I appreciate these clips. I don't often have time for a 3 hour podcast, so it's nice to see some of the best clips.

My high school was built in place of an old hospital, that was torn down literally two years before the school opened. So there were a bunch of rumors going around during its first three years that the people who died in the hospital were haunting the campus. I think I heard someone say that the surgery room/morgue used to be where the auditorium was or something like that

The rumor at my school was that there were dead bodies under the sports field. From what I can remember, before the school was built, the area was a spot where soldiers loaded up cannons to defend the shores during some war I can't remember right now. Of course, a ton of soldiers died and were buried en mass without any kind of markers to indicate where their bodies were. It was actual historical unmarked grave shit, with preserved documents showing the strategic positioning of soldiers and their weapons during the bloody battle. The corpses were later dug up and moved to a war cemetary and the school was built in its place, but since no one could tell for sure just how many bodies were supposedly dumped there, the rumor spread that some bodies were left unearthed. Of course, the teachers wouldn't let anyone skip the sports carnival just because the football field was "fucking haunted by war ghosts".

Did it resemble a war of the *_race_* kind at all?

The dumbest rumor I heard during elementary was that, "game arcade owners spread crystal meth or other drugs through the air conditioner, that's how they make people stay / want to return."

There are cops, just EVERYWHERE at my high school. I believe this is because of the weekly bomb threats.

In our courtyard we had a tree that at its center had what it looked like the face of a teenager, because he/she died outisde of the school due to a Traffic accident. So the face was her ghost stuck on a tree never being able to pass on to afterlife.

In my high school there was a rumor that one kid in a military trench coat with really bad pizza face was going to shoot up the school, I only found out about this after high school ...and I was that kid

My school rumor was that there was a ghost in the old music room cause it used to be a science lab back in the 50s and someone died according to the rumor which is why it was turned into a music room (our school building was 100 years old) but kids only say they saw it at the end of every school year where there would be a big party in the yard with a bunch of music playing

My high school apparently had a rumor about the health teacher called "the piano story". I never heard about it from anyone else or learned what it actually was, but she made a point of telling all her students that the rumor existed and that it wasn't true.

I gave a punk kid a bloody nose in senior year physics class as he was blinding me with his hands. The teacher called me Karate Kid for the rest of the year. It was my proudest moment.

"Break kayfabe, break a child" is gonna appear in somebody's court case files eventually.

My senior year we had ten fights in one week and the rumor was that if we had more that the school will close for a day. It got so bad that the principal hold an assembly to tell everyone that it wasn't going to happen; most of the fights stopped that day

Sadly I grew up moving around from state to state a lot, and I was pretty anti-social so i never got to hear any rumors. The closest to something weird that happened was in one school in Virginia where a kid got suspended to singing Christmas carols in the hallway, and another time when in New Jersey the school got locked down because someone was throwing hammers at cars in the parking lot.

So ya’lls playthroughs of DMC finally got me into the series and confident enough to play them. I beat DMC 3 and loved every minute of it. And am currently playing 4. I just beat Credo Angelo and encountered the new version of that armor enemy. They popped that spirit bomb attack almost immediately and I managed to buster it back in one try. Immediate SSS...I am in love with these games now

There was a kid in the same grade as me in elementary that kept hitting me in the back in the lunch line so I turned around and grabbed him by the neck and picked him up in front of the entire lunchroom, teachers and all. I was scared as hell of getting in trouble. Nothing happened, went back to class and the teacher just kind of generally announced that we shouldn't be picking up other students by the neck and strangling them. I remember she even mimed choking someone in the class too, lol. Deep down I think her and every other teacher wished they were me for that one moment. He was a spoiled kid with wealthy parents, owned a jewelry store if I remember correctly. Ah, memories.

Part of my school was a old hospital building and the rumor was that the lower floors were haunted because of the old morgue in the basement.

Beelzebub was underappreciated.

I've never had rumors at any of the schools I've been to but I still saw some weird shit. Some kid at my middle school was chewing gum from the bottom of a table during lunch. I turned to tell my friends about it and they already knew and weren't fazed at all by it. I went up to the kid and said "what's with the gum?" and he denied all of it.

I didn't know both Rival Schools and Vergil from the Devil May Cry series were both canon within the Woolieverse

In 4th grade there was a rumor that in each classroom there was a tiny camera on the tip of a nail monitoring the classroom at all times.

the rumor at my school was that a teacher threatened a murder suicide and showed up the next day with a loaded gun. except it wasn’t actually a rumor.

There was a rumor one day that I was telling other kids that I was planning to blow up the school. I was called to the principal's office where two cops where waiying to have a chat with 7 or 8 year old me. I just said "why would I tell anybody?"

Nothing like Babby Adventures of the Best Friends.

This Is a true story,a man was hanged on a tree 40 to 50 meters away from my elementary school soccer field , for many years you could see part a rope tied to one of the higher branches, a few years ago a man was shot and killed 15 to 20 meters away from that tree, the property has been on sale for nearly 20 years

3rd floor is super haunted. Don't go up there. You can see green lights in the windows at nite.

Much like Woolie only without dead hobos, we had a police investigation happen during school hours. News spread fast that it was because someone couldn't hide their edibles well enough, so all stufents were told to stay in their class rooms past dismissal. Thing is, this was supposed to be a half day, and we wound up getting dismissed around 1 instead of at 11:30, so we were all pissed. A buddy of mine was actually nervous because she picked up brownie mix on her way in for a bake sale the next day, and she thought they'd get her on the grounds of having brownies. And this is like pot story 1/12 for me, american Catholic Schools just be like that sometimes.

There was a rumour that one of the problem students at my school was a registered sex offender. The sex crime was real and he did leave shortly after the school called a 45 minute assembly about it but I could never confirm if the registry had happened. I knew him in primary school and honestly I wouldn't be schocked if he was actually on a list of some kind.

1:52 Damn Daniel I'm sorry

Man, all these stories make me really miss school, specifically elementary school. I was so much happier then than I am now. I regret not enjoying those times when I could. We didn't really have any bullying as far as I saw, we were just being dumb kids, being carefree, but ultimately having fun. Adulthood is extremely overrated. :(

Awesome!

Just the usual cliche "Bloody Mary in the bathroom" rumors for me

Can't believe pat went to school with Shizuo Hewajima

I don't remember many rumors, but we did have some fucking weird teachers in my district. The band teacher always looked like he was ready to snap at any given moment, the gym teacher was rumored to be on drugs because he was strung out all the time, and in middle school, there was history teacher we had all deemed crazy. He once spent an entire class telling us about how aliens most likely built the pyramids. At one point that year, someone started to collect student signatures for a petition to get him fired. It didn't work, but at least one other teacher had actually signed it too.

Dude, what the hell? The only memory of a rumour in my school is that some teachers were having an affair. None of this goddamn Fusion Dance and Ryuji Goda as a kid shit.

Went from playground school rumors to "fuck Jeff Jarrett".

When i was in Middle School there were these rumors that there was this one white kid that didn't really talk to no one and was planning to shoot up the school, so once that rumor got spread around more people started to talk to this kid and become friends with him because they wanted to get the "yo, your cool stay home today" but just turns out that being a kinda edgy looking kid in a Ghetto Middle School really makes you stand out as a potential shooter so its understandable why people mistook me for one. yeah i was the Rumored shooter but its okay cause everyone of the people who talked to me just to get the text ended up becoming some of my closest friends so i don't feel too bad about looking back on it

Jesus Christ dudes! Anglo-Montreal schools are hardcore, and I went into a St-Michel ghetto high school! I mean, the worst story I remember from there is that kids from a nearby Anglo school were planning an invasion during school hours to beat the shit out of students and teachers alike and some kids were looking to pre-empt them that day after school. Turns out, one of the dealer from our school started that rumor to rile people up so he could get revenge after he got snitched. It did help that there was already some rivalry there, but the ploy got exposed, cops were waiting at that school and the dealer got banned and might've gone to juvie. Don't know, don't really care either, I've always found those school rivalry dumb.

0:38 - 1:07 so the rival schools were united by fate? (sorry)

The rumor at my 100+ year old highschool was the janitor saw a fuckin ghost in one of the windows after everyone had gone home

We had a music teacher in middle school named Mr. Mathis and he was cool on some points but after my second year had started he went and straggled a kid in my grade for cracking notes on his trumpet during a performance, in front of the whole class. He got fired the next day

I wish I went to High School in America or Canada. UK High School is fucking lame.

Jesus Pat is tall lmao

This is a little dark so keep that in mind before you read. There were rumours in my school back when I was in 7th grade that the P.E. teacher was a paedophile. Everyone laughed it off because the guy looked creepy, but a few years later we found out that he took an unconscious girl to the infirmary and undressed her. I hope nothing else happened but I can't be sure. All I know is that filthbag was a piece of shit and if I ever came across him again I would beat the shit out of him. I don't want to come off as if I'm trying to be cool or some shit. That creature is a genuine piece of shit and he deserves to die.

My rumour that was spead was that Kevin Nash and Bill Goldberg were gonna show up and have a match, and me being a dumb shit kid believed it. so like 6 students hyped me the fuck up for like an hour and laughed at me when they dropped the curtain.

Doesn’t Pat realize we’re all sick fucks who thrive off human misery and would probably love hearing his tales of high school woe?

I don't know if it was a rumor or a tragic story, but my High School may have had a prostitution ring going among the students. No teachers were involved, thank God

Someone spread a rumour about me that I had herpes. Note, I was a virgin until after highschool. Not only that, but the person who initially spread the rumor, told me this after being friends with me for a couple years. Needless to say, I stopped being her friend after that.

Why does Matt finish others' sentences?

Why don't you upload the full Podcast to KZfaq?

Ok can someone explain the joke about woolie killing a guy

I remember hearing this guy in my class had nailed his girlfriend a week before her birthday that made her of legal age. Couldn’t keep it in his pants for a *week.*Turned out to be true and I avoided him for the rest of that year. Not interested in knowing a guy who performed statutory rape.