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@judeofford5 жыл бұрын
"The attack option is greyed out in society"
@largetea84755 жыл бұрын
>Walk into work 30 mins late >Nobody saw you so big exhale >Walk into sign in room with intention to write that you were on time. >Boss is in sign in room >Collective Consciousness begins to play
@revu345 жыл бұрын
The fire's of greed will BUUUUUUUURN
@WeaponOfMyDestructio5 жыл бұрын
Depending on how your job is layed out say you was on the can before sign in and you forgot. Make it sound as disgusting and embarrassing as you can. No one questions shiting you pants.
@convolutedclarity5 жыл бұрын
@@WeaponOfMyDestructio "Looks like a brown paint grenade went off in there. Whole bathroom looks like some horrifying Jackson Pollock painting, my intestines will never be the same and the janitor is gonna be scarred for life. Can I get a raise?"
@WeaponOfMyDestructio5 жыл бұрын
ask for the raise when you say you got crabs from the employee mens room.
@RanMouri825 жыл бұрын
That's why my job has hand scanners. We don't play that game.
@SkitariiRoro5 жыл бұрын
>Woolie starts talking about black stereotypes when it comes to tipping >Pat remembers a real life example >Realizes at the same time that his choice of words is VERY IMPORTANT >FFXI's Depths of the Soul begins playing
@technocrat405 жыл бұрын
+ Peregrine I am sure so long as you don't use a racial slur, most black people would handle it. So, no need to write off an entire race of people as "fragile".
@silverwolfe36365 жыл бұрын
+ Technocrat40 it isn't that just black people are fragile. Its everyone on the internet. EVERYONE nowadays is ready to tear someone else apart for being offensive. And honestly, as someone in the position of the zaibatsu, who already walk the line on so many controversial things, especially on the podcast, it makes sense for them to make an effort to polite and politically correct as possible. Remember that they got disqualified for podcast awards because of the names of their episodes were found too offensive.
@Raven_Frame5 жыл бұрын
Pat handle himself fine, and there's still a bunch of fragile people reacting from all over the spectrum.
@Dan_the_Druid5 жыл бұрын
Peregrine yeah it’s usually overly sensitive white people that care too much about this kind of stuff
@SonicMegaKing5 жыл бұрын
White fragility is an anthropological concept that describes how conversations about race and racism are often conducted in a way to avoid hurting the feelings of white people or inspiring personal feelings of guilt. This often leads to talking around subjects and never getting to the heart of social problems.
@LightningZerker5 жыл бұрын
So, basically once the old person pulls their change purse out it should blast One Winged Angel.
@AspyreN75 жыл бұрын
LightningZerker lmao *frantically looking around for a quick escape into another line*
@miscmer80305 жыл бұрын
No, it should blast *Dancing* *Mad* 'cause you're going to be there for at least 17 and a half minutes.
@SugarMicebyAB5 жыл бұрын
"Shall I give you despair? "
@metaldragon86325 жыл бұрын
FantomOmega then that deserves “You will know our names”
@BroBro...5 жыл бұрын
>Needing to use the bathroom in heavy traffic >Secret of Mana boss theme [danger!] plays
@TheBiscuitStreet5 жыл бұрын
Jeremy The Only Personally when I need to use the toilet badly the conflict music from Heavy Rain plays
@convolutedclarity5 жыл бұрын
*Chocolate rain plays* "Fission mailed, well get em next time."
@AmazingAutist5 жыл бұрын
False. Sonic drowning theme
@DevonPalmer985 жыл бұрын
Everytime I cough too many times. The battle music plays as I fight within myself
@thirdeye96985 жыл бұрын
*Inside the Final plays*
@Maioly5 жыл бұрын
someone needs to animate pat's tale with woolie singing the battle music.
@PaladinGuy5 жыл бұрын
Plague, 2Snacks, Cranky: get on it!!!
@LeocobraRM5 жыл бұрын
Woolie Versus please.
@edwardramasamadesiderio4715 жыл бұрын
>Get to class with five minutes to spare >Sit at desk, surf phone for memes >Classmate leans over >”Hey, do you have today’s homework written down?” >Ace Attorney’s Cornered! starts pumping
@Reionder5 жыл бұрын
I relate
@PepeOPT15 жыл бұрын
"Cornered!" fits in every tense scenario.
@Raven_Frame5 жыл бұрын
Every time your doorbell rings is a random encounter. It could be your friend who was coming over to hangout, or that one annoying salesman who comes by every now and then.
@Raven_Frame5 жыл бұрын
Ringing someone else's doorbell is the anxiety you feel when someone rings yours, put to the power of ten.
@cyberninjazero56595 жыл бұрын
Woolie uses RACE CARD Matt uses hide Pat has Fear Debuff
@JeffMustDie5 жыл бұрын
Pat activates Race War
@ChetManley15 жыл бұрын
Woolie gets PSYCHED UP!!! for three turns.
@WeaponOfMyDestructio5 жыл бұрын
>At checkin counter > Family comes in line with 7 bags all larger than each member >Cuts in front of priority > No one has passport ready >Each bag is over weight >Only one family member "the eldest child" speaks english > Informs head parent of fee price >Arguing ensues among the family > Trys to barter with a wad of old american dollars Armored core 4 Answerer Spirit of Motherwill starts playing hardmode >no one has ETAs > Flight closes in closes in 5 minutes > We only have one flight a day This is my life...
@Chagogo5 жыл бұрын
With all the airport stories I hear from comedians, KZfaqrs and whatever it’s interesting to hear a story from the other side of the desk.
@WeaponOfMyDestructio5 жыл бұрын
@@Chagogo I have war story's. I once had a guy tell me it was my problem that we do accept his card. Then proceeds to ask does he need to make scene. I informed him that was his decision. He did then was removed from the flight. Twist he was traveling with the teenage kids 18- 15. They left him behind.
@Chagogo5 жыл бұрын
WeaponOfMyDestructio Ah nothing like good old karma.
@WeaponOfMyDestructio5 жыл бұрын
@@Chagogo I have seen God hit people instanlty like girlfriend asks to be moved to another flight right in front of the boyfriend cause her told her "just shut the fuck up and eat a salad." This was over an upgrade that was denied due to lack of points for a three hour flight.
@ScorpioTheScorpion15035 жыл бұрын
One of my coworkers just told me about some asshole that was literally teaching his teenage son how to scam us. He threw some fit and got a $50 coupon.
@N00BSYBORG5 жыл бұрын
Old people arguing over coupons is the final boss of waiting in line at the grocery store. Which then proceeds into its final form once they start trying to pay with a check.
@N00BSYBORG5 жыл бұрын
@@totaldestruction152 That's a strong one. The bag full of coins goes from being their ultimate attack to a regular move in that fight.
@ManMadeGod45 жыл бұрын
I had an old person argue with me because I had to do extra steps on my register to make their coupon work. "Why doesn't it work?!" "It will, just give me a few moments." "BUT WHY DOESN'T IT WORK!?"
@N00BSYBORG5 жыл бұрын
@@totaldestruction152 "Shin" and "Violent" have always been my favorite thing to put before a name to make it sound cooler. Violent Grandma will never not be an intimidating name.
@N00BSYBORG5 жыл бұрын
@@totaldestruction152 It's kind of happened. Dan can and has tapped into the power of the Satsui no Hado at least once.
@furyberserk5 жыл бұрын
I was in a line to buy something and the register accidentally adds the thing from the guy behind me to mine. I had to get back to work and was willing to buy it for him. He started arguing with the cashier to pay him for the grocery I was in a rush buy to avoid being fired. Cashier needed supervisor and key to fix it. Took 12 mins. Almost late by literal seconds as I had to clock in.
@Mirykasmos5 жыл бұрын
>Doing Shopping >Asian lady and her kids in front of me >Lady has incorrect amount of money and apparently doesn't speak a word of english >Cashier attempt to explain this >Lady unable to understand because no english >Kids immediately start crying and screaming, making a huge racket >Lady attempts to leave with shopping to get her kids out of there which obviously attracts security >Security Guard comes over and attempts to explain once again >Lady does not understand and keeps trying to leave >Security says "Look you can either leave everything here and get out or pay the correct amount >Lady undergoes miracle and now understands english "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!" pays correct amount, kids immediately stop crying and she leaves with her shopping. This all took approximately 10-15 minutes.
@GermanKinsmen5 жыл бұрын
What a hustle
@SolarBeamGleam5 жыл бұрын
Sonic drowning theme when I'm out in public and have to use the restroom. I have IBSD so I end up hearing it in my head a lot.
@DaSquareful5 жыл бұрын
Idk if thats what I have but my strat is to just overdress and start sweating to slow down my kidneys, air conditioning becomes a debuff zone for me though, coffee is a time sensitive consumable.
@sokumotanaka92715 жыл бұрын
The best thing that plays in my head is when me and my friend get into an anime and talk about it then eventually argue about it nothing beats the black and white gym leader battle music.
@SolarBeamGleam5 жыл бұрын
Walking in a mall just trying to get from point A to point B and the free sample/"would you like to try?" person attempts to communicate with you and the Pokemon Spotted! theme plays.
@DaSquareful5 жыл бұрын
*Clerk uses sexy soothing european accent* *You can no longer escape!*
@Hy93Ri0n5 жыл бұрын
Donutgirl ok but sometimes that's pretty great, I discovered one of my favorite snacks with that
@Graysett5 жыл бұрын
> Walking down the street after running an errand. > Person with a slight stagger at corner / walking towards me. > Accidentally make eye contact because there's no way I'm gonna take my eyes off them but they're also in my field of view. > Literally any song with vocals from Madworld or Anarchy Reigns kicks in. BONUS: If any of the above happens and / or I notice I'm being followed then Darkeater Midir's theme starts drowning out everything else. I've literally lost more money to random "homeless" people than to actual muggers and thieves.
@manuelmateo33925 жыл бұрын
"If y'all ready to ride If y'all ready to fly If y'all ready to live If y'all ready to (c'mon) die".
@miscmer80305 жыл бұрын
>Wake up >look at clock 7:45 > *Blink* >9:40 >Class starts in 20 minutes, at least a 20-30 minute drive on average. (drums in the distance) >Group presentation today (drums suddenly much louder and closer) >"Won't Stop, Just Go!" (Green Forest) from SA2.
@kinoleogeo79985 жыл бұрын
>Study the review packet for the Final Exam >Day of the Exam, Teacher uses new format with radical different material. >>”Burn my Dread” -final battle intensified
@manuelmateo33925 жыл бұрын
"Justice to the man with no life!"
@PPJedi695 жыл бұрын
Working retail >coworker is late > 4 people in line > Persons buying smokes at 9ish dollars > All Change > Hasn't counted it out >Cue menacing pre boss music >Then buys stuff with food stamps >CUE CHRONO TRIGGER BATTLE MUSIC
@Tiomasta5 жыл бұрын
The DMC1 psycho siren plays when you leave your door open and realize your dog is missing
@adriannaalpern51645 жыл бұрын
> Strollin thru the mall > walks a few feet too close to one of the mall kiosks > looks at the kiosk products for one nanosecond > kiosk salesman teleports in front of me to talk about the product for 20 min > fight or flight response kicks in > Pokémon battle music starts playing
@howiewong70575 жыл бұрын
When you’re arguing with your sibling, Two Dragons starts its build up until you eventually charge at each other.
@OmegaRedMage5 жыл бұрын
>navigating through a crowded area while running late for something >Clash on the Big Bridge starts playing
@RGcrasyRG5 жыл бұрын
And thanks God for the Pat's grocery stories. Always love 'em.
@artthefarter5 жыл бұрын
Hey to anybody reading this. I wish you all the best and if things aren't going good for you i hope everything gets better real soon
@scary_fu5 жыл бұрын
Go fuck yourself and remember what channel you're on
@matthewrobertson62495 жыл бұрын
I love these chronicles of Montreal
@Tyberes5 жыл бұрын
man that bit right at the beginning "you see your roommate's out of hand pile of dirty dishes, and the fucking P3 battle theme starts" That's a real thing guys I've felt it in my SOUL
@Kaalcite5 жыл бұрын
Pat frequently convinces me that we are nearly the same person aside from physical attributes, and when he talks retail it becomes magnified.
@CrownlessKingIX5 жыл бұрын
>Working retail >Doing job >Customer looking around >Makes eye contact >Walks towards me >FFXII Battle music starts playing
@unclebayou535 жыл бұрын
Waffle House is the designated PVP zone for the southern US.
@JmasterPullmizter5 жыл бұрын
10:48 Pats Spider Sense goes off! Cue the battle MUSIC! Da da da🎶
@Grievousish5 жыл бұрын
Can't say what the actual event would be but my "danger incoming/spidey sense" music would be Bazelgeuse's theme from MH:W
@purplelemondoesstuff30445 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I blocked out the bagel theme from my memory.
@Vashu6275 жыл бұрын
There's music underneath the sound of constant roars and explosions?
@6powersofM5 жыл бұрын
Depending on how scary and or nerve racking the incoming situation will be, it's either Bazelgeuse's theme, Deviljho's or (save us all) Rajang's
@SteelBallRun18905 жыл бұрын
Pledge of Demon should play when you get into a fight with your grandparents.
@mindshuffler33325 жыл бұрын
"How many times do we have to TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?!"
@N00BSYBORG5 жыл бұрын
And they should be ripped as fuck when they take their shirts off.
@gameb9oy5 жыл бұрын
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 do hope you aren’t talking physical... guess that could count as the joke fight some games have
@SteelBallRun18905 жыл бұрын
it's a joke, since Kuze is an old man. Though, I have gotten into fights with my grandparents, since I grew up with them and they were like parents to me, I've never raised any arm against them. That's just super wrong.
@Yang32135 жыл бұрын
"Two Dragons" play in my head everytime I have 10 minutes before I get offa work and next day is an off day.
@siefer1175 жыл бұрын
And the lesson of this story is that there are rarely winners when stereotypes are validated.
@FrustratedJacob5 жыл бұрын
I thought that Pokemon GO would be "real life random battles." Main reason I never even downloaded it was because I found out you couldn't just stand on the street corner, staring forward, and challenge random kids walking by to battles.
@Hy93Ri0n5 жыл бұрын
Frustrated Jacob that would've been a great experience, why wasn't this it
@3slicessenpai3 жыл бұрын
That moment where you run into someone and you're both trying to get out of each other's way, but you keep sidestepping to the same side should trigger "You Will Know Our Names"
@EarthGainX5 жыл бұрын
>Walk Home same road everyday >cross dressing man standing in the streetlight about to ask for a drink >can’t cross road >Independence for Violence starts
@magnumbadguy93545 жыл бұрын
> standing in line to order food > constantly going over what I want to order > get to front of the line where the server is waiting for my order > the whole time pledge of the demon is playing
@sloavonentertainment28015 жыл бұрын
>Person mistakes me for being a minor while I'm in my 20s >Person tries treating me badly >Person is shocked at my rejection of their treatment >"Rivers in the Desert" starts playing
@manuelmateo33925 жыл бұрын
"When the hope of new beginnings burned our feet!"
@jcace135 жыл бұрын
My battle music would be Ganondorf’s Wind Waker Final Boss Theme.
@Tiomasta5 жыл бұрын
>Meeting girlfriend's father for the first time alone >DMC3 Cerberus theme slowly begins
@Dasaltwarrior5 жыл бұрын
Thats strong.
@Shiratto5 жыл бұрын
“You’ve got nothing, and nothing’s got you. I can see your fear, it surrounds you.”
@ScorpioTheScorpion15035 жыл бұрын
Don’t know about the trigger, but I want my theme to be BATTLE from One Punch Man.
@dragamation32665 жыл бұрын
Anytime I try to talk to someone I dont know much about, Earthbound's Otherwordly foe plays
@MrAnthraxes5 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or are parts of this PRIME "Best Friends Animated" material?!
@TemplarKnight9125 жыл бұрын
Man Woolie mentioning Golden Sun really takes me back
@justletmelistthese5 жыл бұрын
Patt, man you are past the danger zone mang, lose some of that lubber...
@justletmelistthese5 жыл бұрын
shit man Patt got it the worst when it comes to aging with Matt staying more or less the same and Woolie getting younger...
@DioGoodguy5 жыл бұрын
what happened to his gym adventures
@EggBastion5 жыл бұрын
Pat, quick, sit up, _you look like a fucking blob of goop!_ Oh, too late...
@PaladinGuy5 жыл бұрын
Pat's not on the highway to the danger zone, he's taking the walkalator...and not walking on it.
@JojoDigitalArtist5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I didn’t want to be mean but I thought he looked bigger hopefully Paige kicks his ass into losing more weight don’t want anything happening to him
@BasicSub5 жыл бұрын
Sit in class minding own business "Okay class, now we're going to work in groups for the next part." *Kingdom Hearts Night of Fate starts playing*
@LunchBreak8055 жыл бұрын
The boss music from Blue Dragon seems to activate when I have to awkwardly overtake someone walking slowly in front of me
@Rudero35 жыл бұрын
As a retired Toys R Us cashier of 5 years straight, a veteran of 4 Christmases, 2 of which I was in a supervisory position, I agree with Pat. Age is always your first hold up. But in both ways, look at the age of the cashier and their build. Now, groceries are one thing but bags of toys, or worse, the big box items, like a fucking toy kitchen. That is not the line you want to be in since it would require another person to help take that out. I can easily say that my "random battles" were the transactions when someone wanted a fucking big ticket item, my boss fights are when someone wants a swing set ordered and delivered, and my final boss, Christmas Eve lmao.
@jonnysac775 жыл бұрын
Outlaw's Lullaby from Yakuza 2 is just prefect for this
@qazimod5 жыл бұрын
There are the weird awkward politeness ones too. Boxed in on the pavement (sorry, I'm English) and someone else is coming the other way. You step aside and gesture for them to move through. But they do the same. So you go to move through but then so do they. _"Unnecessary Tension" from Undertale plays._
@HoosteenoLives3 жыл бұрын
The battle theme that plays in my head is Kiryu's street battle theme from Yakuza 5
@dominiccorrea93425 жыл бұрын
couldn't help but lol watching Matt slowly being defeated by sleepiness
@abarainosa5 жыл бұрын
Been working Retail and I feel this talk...
@br85815 жыл бұрын
> Standing at street corner waiting for signal to change > Look down the road > See your bus two blocks away > Stare at the crosswalk signal as "Miracle Matter" starts playing
@CyberShinobiX5 жыл бұрын
>Goes in for a job interview >Fills out the forms and such for the interview to begin >Interviewer finally calls me in or arrives and begins asking questions >Suddenly End of Raging Waves starts playing
@zacharycooke76295 жыл бұрын
My battle music would start when the phone rings at work
@ConradTheLonelyStump5 жыл бұрын
>Working register at dollar store, making conversation with customers >Topic comes up regarding potential flu outbreak in neighborhood >Mention on planning to get flu shot to avoid getting sick and missing work >Female customer questions "if I really believe that crap" >Respond that I do, then ask customer how many kids they have >They have three, none are vaccinated because she doesn't want to risk "the autism" >Tekken 4 Parking Lot theme plays
@unclebayou535 жыл бұрын
Hey dude, she's trying to save her kids from the Predators.
@ConradTheLonelyStump5 жыл бұрын
The kids need to learn to how to protect *themselves* from the Predators, but they can't do that if they ain't vaxxed.
@RedLightning3065 жыл бұрын
>spider in my bathtub >skyrim theatrical music kicks in
@Crusader8205 жыл бұрын
>walking down a narrow footpath >people ahead are blocking the entire lane and walking just a little bit slower than I am >I’m gaining on them fast and I don’t want to look like a creeper or purse-snatcher >”Gravity” from the Lucky Star OST kicks in
@trenchcoatjoe18915 жыл бұрын
Pat flinched!
@playstation645angie5 жыл бұрын
WOW I got the french frase. My French classes are working :D
@ThePrincessAsshole5 жыл бұрын
-Get on train -Try to find seat, but all are taken -Has to stand the entire ride -Shit ton of people come onboard, standing very close to yo -All of them vary heavily in odor -Bass boosted Uncontrollable plays
@grifferman5 жыл бұрын
It's gotta be the Encounter theme from MGS 2's Tanker chapter.
@martinilongboye85665 жыл бұрын
Return to Ashes starts playing when cops catch you jaywalking
@ytgehtingsberg59415 жыл бұрын
11:10 pats fuck face had me roflmaoing
@theaceofspades565 жыл бұрын
Battle with Geetz from Megaman Legends 2 is my battle theme.
@bobbyc91195 жыл бұрын
It's 9:02, We close at 9. Customer comes in and orders, manager says we cant say no. Rivers in the desert starts playing
@TheDarkshadow195 жыл бұрын
In my town there are three things to look out for they are old, disheveled, and/or do they know the cashier if one of these are true then you know it's going to take forever.
@manuelmateo33925 жыл бұрын
"Hunting ~Surprise Raid~" begins playing when things start getting tense.
@UltraChimera5 жыл бұрын
> some guy cuts you off on the road > you get mad and flip him off > he stops his car and gets out > Final Fantasy 9 battle theme plays
@TheDehlome5 жыл бұрын
The grocery store I go to has a lottery ticket machine, its like a big bright pepsi machine but for gambling
@joycehayes14545 жыл бұрын
>Going into son's room to tiddy it up, notices something underneath his bed. >Son comes home just in time to notice me about to discover a pack of condums. >chases him through house with a wooden spoon. >Ninja Gaiden 3: Razor's Edge Eacape plays.
@Mr.2Dirty5 жыл бұрын
I see my brother fuckin with my food, Matt Helms’ theme form No More Heroes starts playin.
@devin52015 жыл бұрын
This is tuna with bacon! This is tuna with bacon!
@skizzmt62915 жыл бұрын
Summoned Beast Battle from FFX would probably go well with life's "oh fuck" moments
@thugnificent2105 жыл бұрын
I think mine would be the golden sun theme
@n0ha3r5 жыл бұрын
Pat looks like one of those beanbag chairs
@kennethmoore0115 жыл бұрын
Lady Maria's theme from bloodbourne is mine
@GreedAndSelfishness5 жыл бұрын
Fine. I get ludwig's.
@ly0n3ss5 жыл бұрын
Metro has been great with groc delivery. You can allow or disallow substitutes for each item and if you don't like the sub, you just tell the delivery person and get reimb. Delivery (at least where I live in ndg) is 6-10$ and you don't tip because it's incl in their pay.
@dsfrreerg5 жыл бұрын
the best part of these comments is looking up the sweet ass osts
@joshyeldham5 жыл бұрын
If I've accidentally purchased 'too much' food, and someone is going away ('off schedule') and I hadn't realised, and I think other people will moan, and there is limited freezer space, the Kazuya/Heihachi (Heat Haze Shadow) battle music now kicks in so that I am focused, up to the task of processing, sorting and combining food items into meals with very little waste (if any). "Get ready for the next Fridge Sortout... Sortout... Sortout..."
@HollywoodActorRyanGosling5 жыл бұрын
My battle theme would probably be Eternal War from Final Fantasy XIII-2.
@sinnerssandwich41405 жыл бұрын
>Am going about my usual business >Have my service dog with me, and she suddenly starts acting up and alerting me that I'm about to pass out >Frantically try to find a place to sit, set down my shit, get my pup ready to wake me up, and let people nearby know that I'm not about to die, I'm just blacked out in the span of about and do all of this in 1 minute and a half >Metal Gear Solid's "Encounter" starts playing
@FiveTiger5 ай бұрын
An older woman stopped me as I was starting my car once to warn me sbout the impending incursion of the Dark One into our world, and You Will Know Our Names was playing in my earbuds
@richardnajera5455 жыл бұрын
“do you want to pay with your credit or debit cards” I think is what Pat said😂😂
@badwolfdubOfficial5 жыл бұрын
This whole thing just proves to me that life is just a game to woolie
@namegoeshere52205 жыл бұрын
A moment of my life: Wake up: Groose Theme. Driving to Work: "THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I! I'LL LAUGH LAST CAUSE YOU CAME TO DIE!" Walking into work: Silph Corp Theme. Oh no, that manager you don't like: Deviljho Theme!! Hour Long Break to talk nerd shit with other nerds: Have A Short Rest (P5) Theme. Going home, freedom: Chocobo Theme! Getting into the house to do whatever I want: Moon (Ducktales) Theme.
@Jay-ln1co5 жыл бұрын
Tip goes up, but Woolie go down.
@RanMouri825 жыл бұрын
* Female walking home in NYC * Male standing on street corner doing nothing * Female passes by * Male hits on female and/or asks for money * Danganronpa class trial music intensifies
@mitchelldrake60695 жыл бұрын
>night before paper is due >crunching until early morning >pass out >awaken half an hour before class >paper needs ten more pages worth of processed, cited information >kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p7V-h8p8rKvYfIU.html
@fien1115 жыл бұрын
Pat and Woolie are missing a key variable in Old Person Checkout Time (OPCT).....the card reader. I have seen old men threaten to beat their wives at the self-checkout over not being able to understand >insert or swipe card >Enter PIN or hit credit >Cash back or no? >Maybe OK amount >Remove card, and take your bags >GO HOME IT'S ON THE SCREEN IN STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS, JUST READ IT AND CHILL OUT. Also a general rule of thumb for tipping in the US to not be an asshole; Give them the item cost with exact change, then 15%, then however many 1s you have left over until it becomes about 20% or more. Adjust up (AND ONLY UP) if service was excellent, because they literally will barely make minimal wage even with that level of tipping.
@erikwilliams15625 жыл бұрын
My brother Woolie, I feel your pain and tip 20 as well.... Its bullshit
@darkturnwabler5 жыл бұрын
I usually dont tip since i really carry cash on me when im out. Unless when im swipping my card im able to add the tip when im doing that.
@supercookie8075 жыл бұрын
>Walk into 7-11 for a snack >It's 1am >drunk Homeless man walking the isles >he decides to knock absolutely everything off the shelf >Looks over to me and makes eye contact. >13th Struggle starts blasting
@HibariSama5 жыл бұрын
is there something wrong with the camera on Pat? Because he seems.... wider than I'm pretty sure he actually is in this video for some reason.
@Txouci5 жыл бұрын
I had just gotten back from China. Taking the free airport shuttle bus to a hotel. There's a sign that says that tips are appreciated--an appropriate tip is $1 per bag. I had two bags. I had $1 and $10. I was leaning towards giving them the $1 tip and apologizing. However, the bus ends up picking up lots of Chinese passengers. Tipping doesn't exist in China. So, after everyone else had gotten off the bus, I handed the driver my $10 and dragged my own bags into the hotel.
@notverygood47455 жыл бұрын
I love Pat-hmatics
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Жыл бұрын
1:04 continuously cutting me off will elicit “battle with evil incarnate” from mgs3