So did Noah at some point share his organizational and transportation skills with Santa Claus?
@whiterabbit756 жыл бұрын
Where do you think Santa came from? Both are old, breaded white men (according to white Christians) who are good at logistics for impossible tasks.
@jilliansmith71236 жыл бұрын
whiterabbit: Old breaded white men are especially delicious if you pound them thoroughly with a meat mallet before breading and frying.
@whiterabbit756 жыл бұрын
Damn autocorrect...
@agentblack41456 жыл бұрын
:" ".
@kelthekonqrr6 жыл бұрын
Catfish Cave Plot twist: Noah is Santa
@sinbov8719 жыл бұрын
This video is the only anti-Christian video where I have looked in the comments and and found no pro-Christian arguments.
@CrasherTxT9 жыл бұрын
I saw someone use the "god dunnit" argument
@GeoDetective6 жыл бұрын
Here's one: unicorns (mentioned in the video) did exist. They only got extinct a couple of centuries ago. They weren't horse like, but rhino like. The only rhino species still left are bicorns.
@BrainDamagedBob5 жыл бұрын
This video is full of misconceptions, the fact that majority Christian belief is compatible with those misconceptions doesn't mean that the Bible asserts them. The Bible doesn't mention cages. Animals populate the Earth without anyone segregating them, feeding them or cleaning up after them. The vast percentage of animals that ever existed are now extinct, something pretty heavy duty occurred that caused that. There is abundant geologic evidence of a global watery catastrophe. Every creationist point ridiculed in parts 1 & 2 of this series has a credible defense or is a misconception if what the Bible actually asserts. A KZfaq comment isn't the proper venue for serious discussion however.
@ShadowGeo1175 жыл бұрын
@@BrainDamagedBob you obviously are brain damaged
@BrainDamagedBob5 жыл бұрын
@drc3po Alright, perhaps you missed the point where I said that the Bible doesn't mention cages and that animals populate the Earth without anyone segregating them, feeding them or cleaning up after them. That actually addresses a point raised over and over in both of the videos. The humans did not have to feed or protect the animals from each other any more than humans have to look after the needs of wild animals anywhere today. They feed themselves, and avoid predators well enough without our help. Think open rooms on three floors with large quantities of vegetable matter strewn about that served as food and habitat. Animals ate and were eaten, enough survived though to give us what we have today. There was probably a human controlled area where the people lived and kept domestic animals but the bulk of everything else was on its own. This is just one tiny point, the video was rapid fire and it takes several orders of magnitude more of a word count to refute a falsehood than it does to state it, hence my comment about venue.
@EdGloss9 жыл бұрын
The fact that there are adults who defend this garbage is among the saddest facts I know.
@isaacm65596 жыл бұрын
Ed Gloss maybe in a few centuries or decades we will have advanced so much in our understanding on how the universe functions and all those scientific facts will overwhelm faith and faith will just be a thing of the past
@MRayner596 жыл бұрын
Fundamentalists who take this stuff literally are among the most credulous and ignorant people in the world.
@supercool13126 жыл бұрын
Martin Rayner exactly
@Kumite_Champ19885 жыл бұрын
It’s called being brainwashed. It is psychologically ingrained in your head along with the fear that you will be burned alive for all eternity if you disagree.
@jax12965 жыл бұрын
Imagine living in a house filled with these adults.
@timfischer81654 жыл бұрын
pfft obviously he put all the animals in a compressed folder and uploaded it to the cloud, checkmate atheists
@neoneonize4 жыл бұрын
Thank GOD for zip files 🙏
@stika10553 жыл бұрын
@@neoneonize amen
@krimsonkarma84123 жыл бұрын
Libsharts destroyed
@late39523 жыл бұрын
@@krimsonkarma8412 goddamnit.... stole my idea
@morrisonnolan56873 жыл бұрын
Pfte, wrong clearly all the water in the firmament fell in the flood and with no water in the sky, there are no clouds
@AaronParker197710 жыл бұрын
"It's a bit like herding atheists".... Classic.
@Gerroditus10 жыл бұрын
The least factual statement of all....Noah had a dream job compared to herding atheists.
@Kumite_Champ19885 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@viddork5 жыл бұрын
Nice to see atheists being favourably compared to cats.
@Call_Me_Echelon10 жыл бұрын
The story of Noah's Ark makes complete sense. You just can't think about it, or try to rationalize it, or use common sense like realizing that one elephant alone would require over 183,000 lbs of food in one year.
@richardneel69539 жыл бұрын
I think there's some kind of crazy explanation to this that God "magic'd" the animal's digestive systems in order to explain all the problems with food and waste management. It's shocking that the need to believe is so strong that there's no level of preposterous that creationists won't go to to hang onto the knot in the end of the rope of their belief system.
@Call_Me_Echelon9 жыл бұрын
Richard Neel It's like when you need a lie to cover up another lie and then so on and so on. Noah's Ark is a perfect example. At first you hear what it says in the bible and you accept it. Then you ask a question and the answer itself is questionable. Then you ask another question and the answer is even stranger. By the time you ask your last question you get answers like, Noah had magical food and the animals were all trained to take dumps off the side of the boat and all the animals could drink salt water so that Noah didn't have to carry the 800,000 gallons of fresh water needed to sustain all the animals. When I was little I believed in the Ark and a worldwide flood because I believed in God and and I didn't know any better. When I got older and learned more about the real world I started questioning religion and the stories that just didn't make any sense. That's when the answers to those questions get stranger and have less base in reality. Once the answers became, you just have to believe, I was done with religion.
@louistournas1205 жыл бұрын
@@Call_Me_Echelon: LOL, Oh man, that is exactly the way it is. It just non sense on top of non sense. The funniest thing I have heard is "hydroplate theory". The idea that the tectonic plates were all gliding on water. Then the water comes out. Ok, but how hot was this water? Was it 1500 C, which is the same temperature as lava? At that temperature, you don't even have liquid water no matter what the pressure is. It would be so hot that Noah and all with be cooked. You can find that "hydroplate theory" on conservepedia that org, which is a type of wiki. Then there was the how did animals get back home part. Some guy came up with a "theory". Volcanic explosions blew the animals back to Africa, Madigascar, Hawai, Australia, New Zeland. Then I read the talk page on conservepedia that org. A creationist wrote: WTF? I am a creationist but this explosion theory doesn't make any sense. And they were arguing over it. Here you go! www.conservapedia.com/Post-Diluvian_Diasporas They removed the volcano thing from the main page but you can find them discussing in the talk page. Fortunately, I kept the original text on the main page: "Explanation for spread of animals The events of the Great Flood would kill all land-dwelling life on earth save for a 'seed' population at a single location - the landing point of the ark. The land area today is discontiguous - this presents a problem for the flood account, as there is no apparent means by which animals may migrate to disconnected land." "Volcanoes The Post-Noachian Flood Volcano Theory comes from the example of Krakatoa, which, in 1883, erupted and destroyed most of the island, thus remaining lifeless for many years. Still the same life that was there before the eruption eventually came back. It is possible that volcanoes in the Mount Ararat region were able to transport the smaller animals over much greater distances than the animals could get just by walking.[Biblical Citation Needed] "
@HarryNicNicholas4 жыл бұрын
i love ken ham claiming lions were vegetarian before the flood.
@Jambuc8294 жыл бұрын
Harry Nicholas Their digestive system is way too short they have to eat meat. They are made to keep plant eaters numbers in check. Christians obviously have no idea on how ecosystems work, or biology.
@TheLonelyGoomba10 жыл бұрын
this is my new favorite channel
@kayseek12486 жыл бұрын
TheLonelyGoomba if only he didn’t upload once every 2 FUCKING YEARS!!!!!
@Max-xl5kx6 жыл бұрын
TRUE
@Lanceolson45866 жыл бұрын
Mighty Raccoon nor did i
@mattwolf76985 жыл бұрын
Cool seeing you here.
@melanienebula25505 жыл бұрын
Holy... you’re an atheist?
@divinecurrent90535 жыл бұрын
I've been a "born again" Christian for nearly 9 years. Just a few months ago, I stopped taking the bible literally and actually started to think for myself. I stopped believing what most of Christianity says and I now have my own beliefs about this universe. I'm not an atheist, but I certainly don't believe in the horrible, insane God of the bible anymore.
@lwazim87545 жыл бұрын
So you turned agnostic?
@MemeGang4204 жыл бұрын
Congratulations to you.
@lordgodamenra80754 жыл бұрын
I think you have just become nonbeliever instead of a brainwashed believer!
@JohnSmith-xf1zu4 жыл бұрын
Congrats! I just turned away from Christianity to Atheism myself a few months back. Hope you're still doing well!
@dodojesus45294 жыл бұрын
Sooo deism?
@3rebornxd9 ай бұрын
I'm a professor at a Theological school. One of the Christian professors told me the story of Noah's Ark is just a myth. So I said "If this story is a myth, the entire bible is false." His eyes got big and he walked away lol
@joeshabe4 ай бұрын
and you were right, hehe :D it's not easy to realise your whole life's been a lie tho. saying it as a former Christian who found out that the Bible is actually nonsense after almost 20 years! left my church and my faith disappered as I learned more and more about history, biology, space, origins of the Bible and Christianity (Jahweh being only a son of El), etc.
@stevekaczynski37933 ай бұрын
You basically deconstructed how he makes a living.
@iamdog35403 ай бұрын
I mean biblical fundamentalism isn’t the only interpretation of the texts, it’s mainly a Protestant thing
@joeshabe2 ай бұрын
@@iamdog3540 true. but then there's the question of where to draw the line. who's to decide which biblical story is made up and which one's legit. (spoiler: they're all myths and legends, Christianity is a lie, just like all other religions.)
@iamdog35402 ай бұрын
@@joeshabe The Catholics. The Orthodoxy. They have their sacred traditions. For some people its not about a strict whether its legit or not but the emphasized meaning that the story is trying to teach.
@spliter889 ай бұрын
Having noah be this chronically tired old man verging on insanity trying to complete an impossible task is such a great touch.
@Marcomanexists10 ай бұрын
“We’re taking 14 of each animal clean” “Oh for food?” “No to slash their throats when we get a shore” “Oh yeah of course” 😂😂
@woodyh46509 жыл бұрын
Logic. It got me into trouble in church when I was a kid. Whenever I would ask, what I thought was a reasonable question. I'd almost always received the obligatory..."the Lord works in mysterious ways."Or..."you just have to have faith."
@STEVENFRYFRY3 жыл бұрын
Lucky you. I got to kneel on pencils until l conformed.
@willdavey15653 жыл бұрын
@@STEVENFRYFRY the fuck, that’s child abuse
@rsyvbh7 ай бұрын
@@STEVENFRYFRY I love religious tolerance :)
@tetrofita178729 күн бұрын
That feels like the religious version of “Because I said so”…
@Robbie324 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to start on the slippery slope towards a meaningless, worthless, atheistic life of only believing in things that make sense." 😂 👏👏👏
@davemwangi054 жыл бұрын
Meaning? YOu better remain a christian?
@proculusjulius70353 жыл бұрын
Hg
@joeshabe4 ай бұрын
@@davemwangi05 yeah, that's a quote from the video :D unfortunately, so true for many Christians..
@jonathanodom3538 жыл бұрын
I can't get over the constant detailed lists of all the species. NEVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDEOS.
@iREPda60910 жыл бұрын
This is GOLD, pure comedic GOLD! I literally had tears coming down my face when moses' eyes popped out hahaha
@NonStampCollector10 жыл бұрын
iREPda609 Excellent!
@phil395410 жыл бұрын
You should watch the "High Stakes Intelligent Design" one. It too is GOLD. It is Gold plated gold.
@victor99 жыл бұрын
Noah!
@danielprime94369 жыл бұрын
You mean Noah
@jj13jet8 жыл бұрын
Yet another ignorant comment. This is Noah, not Moses, it you don't know something like that what makes you think your right about bigger things such as the Big Bang or evolution?
@sinephase8 жыл бұрын
so, only like 50% of people who watched the first part were actually interested in seeing the second part? kinda sad :/
@R3tr0v1ru58 жыл бұрын
It takes effort to click buttons I suppose.
@kuldeepgill68418 жыл бұрын
The videos are pretty intellectual and I don't think a halfwit can even understand an iota of the videos. I liked both the videos because of the factual arguments presented, specially the part about the rainfall.
@baileycrawford44928 жыл бұрын
maybe everyone watched the first video twice and the second video once
@24magiccarrot8 жыл бұрын
Probably the Christians, you know how they like to cherry pick.
@korayacar14447 жыл бұрын
sinephase The satire in the video gets repetitive after a while, which may explain the discrepancy.
@pillowbugg10 жыл бұрын
And to think Christians can rationalize this fable as truth...
@RKZX210 жыл бұрын
sorry mate. but they really do. i've met several. it blows my mind.
@jeffhart99165 жыл бұрын
Yes. They actually believe despite the mountains of evidence that this fairytale is really true. It's absolutely asinine.
@JoBo02094 жыл бұрын
Jeff Hart You can throw around the word evidence but it means nothing unless you present some
@HarryNicNicholas4 жыл бұрын
well like god, believers can do anything.
@rs720984 жыл бұрын
You believe humans came from rocks...and the universe came from literally nothing. Only 7 billion humans after 250,000 years, ever try to rationalize that? Were we fighting lions, apes and bears for 150,000 years without a written language? Held back by farming and fire? You know planting a seed is so tricky to figure out for grown adults.
@foolmetwice3745 жыл бұрын
Somehow, every single part of this is still brilliant and has aged amazingly. This is just as awesome as the day it came out. Goes to show how writing is the key to motion picture quality, not fancy CGI to distract from the shit writing. At least for the intellectually-inclined...
@STEVENFRYFRY3 жыл бұрын
This would make for a block buster animated movie for dreamworks
@ramsaval3 жыл бұрын
Oh oh... And you're the intellectually inclined..? The creative people are all somehow dumb...
@chrisccc222 жыл бұрын
Did you watch the newest release doing the breakdown of this vid. It was gold. Now I Have watched this one about 12 times looking for the Stanley Kubric like editing inserts. Truly Brilliant!!!!
@scottbignell10 жыл бұрын
Screw the Russell Crowe Movie. THIS is the definitive Noah's Ark movie!!
@GReid-ol5gk8 жыл бұрын
My goodness, this is brilliant. I mean, seriously. Whoever is behind this account has talent.
@HarryNicNicholas4 жыл бұрын
they certainly know a) their bible and b) their species. precious. this is like the jordan peterson of cartoons.
@STEVENFRYFRY3 жыл бұрын
@@HarryNicNicholas except the cartoon has personality
@zeshdawg5 ай бұрын
Ngl Harry, you had me in the first half
@InShadowsLinger8 жыл бұрын
"Where is Cuba?"
@brasso4u10 жыл бұрын
What a hilarious video. Logic is so much fun. I remember listening to my sunday school teacher talking about noah's ark.....and he was dead serious. I was about ten years old and I recall asking how did noah fit all the animals in the boat. I think that the answer was magic, but I don't know for sure. Maybe it was 'god's will', or 'god will provide' or something. It's all magic fairy dust and moonbeams anyway.
@catsalive19 жыл бұрын
Jeff Lucky Funny you mention that. I remember asking that question when I was 7 years old and being told, "There was room because the boat didn't have a motor"
@catsalive19 жыл бұрын
LOL
@sierrasouthwell92376 жыл бұрын
My strong preference for fantasy stories did me a disservice when it came to critically thinking about the bible. I, for one, had not problem believing that Noah fit all those animals into the boat because "God made it so." At 10, I had a poor concept of the line between fantasy and reality, and if Harry Potter could fit several large living areas and bedrooms into a tent, why couldn't God fit all those animals into the ark?
@MusicalInquisit6 жыл бұрын
My extent of animal knowledge was pretty limited when I was 5-years-old, but even then, I didn't really pay attention to what happened in the story; instead, I was mostly looking at the pictures, so I was actually never paying attention over what was said in Noah Ark's story, which I find hilarious now that I look back on it.
@mattwolf76985 жыл бұрын
I was questioning this story was well as a few other ones back when I was 7-8 to. I gave up religion in my mid teens.
@-ED-8 жыл бұрын
You need an Oscar for these video's / cartoons... they are so well done and utterly kill anything from the Bible.
@BabaJeez9 ай бұрын
They kill Bible literalism. Noah's Ark is a parable.
@juliachristinacamargo93504 жыл бұрын
man i just wanted to thank you for your work, these weeks have been weird to me because i've been struggling over leaving my parents' religion and it's been making me anxious for a thousand reasons... when i watch your videos i can feel all of that go away and just laugh over the mess these stupid things have made in my life, and honestly knowing the bible just makes these videos even funnier. i'm really thankful for that!
@tecca83034 жыл бұрын
glad to know other people are going through the same but as i’m in my teenage years i’m still worried about the reactions of me telling them the truth
@juliachristinacamargo93504 жыл бұрын
tecca ? me too... it does depend on your parents’ religion, though. for some they will just get mad at you but eventually get over it, but if it’s a fundamentalist religion, like jw, mormons or adventists, it gets kind of worse... but we’re not alone in this and maybe it will get better over time...
@jaspercuyvers31633 жыл бұрын
People often overlook the fact that the fish and mammals in the sea would be crushed and drowned by the huge amount of water being add on top of them. I once asked someone "what about the trees?" He said they like water -_-
@mattiassollerman9 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say I watch most of your videos like once every few months and they always stay fresh. The dialogue is ultra-sharp and the attention to detail is mind boggling.
@thedoctor5068 ай бұрын
Sure, 29000 feet of water would be a lot of rain. But also, the top of the tallest mountains are covered in ice. And it doesn't rain at that altitude, it snows. So by the end of the fortieth day the ark would be encased in ice and everyone and everything inside would freeze to death. Which is not that big a deal. They would all suffocate from the methane and ammonia from the animal waste long before then.
@sinbadaz4 жыл бұрын
"-Have you ever seen a clean one?" this line and the reaction kills me every time.
@NonStampCollector4 жыл бұрын
Give him credit, he does have a point.
@vanadium07284 жыл бұрын
@@NonStampCollector jesus, you're still active? Quarantine must be interesting.
@K1nGMaN7229 жыл бұрын
This was so hilarious. The rage faces totally cracked me up LOL.
@BAwesomeDesign8 жыл бұрын
+Kenneth Prichett I like the shit-eating grins they get.
@jagoep10 жыл бұрын
What if Noah took one of the 10% that were gay?
@adobotachibana7326 жыл бұрын
Then there will be 10% gay.
@crimsonscarlet59395 жыл бұрын
yeah like 74percent of girraffes are gay
@kaczynskis57215 жыл бұрын
@@crimsonscarlet5939 A minor but amusing sub-plot in Gladiator...
@rs720984 жыл бұрын
Ummm 10% that were gay? What are you talking about? You realize every human being has a mother and father, even you right? In fact the human race would disappear if humans were gay. There is nothing scientific about a male mating with a male. You atheists are the most UNscientific people on the planet. You believe everything came from nothing, that life begins at birth, humans came from rocks, and gay sex is scientific. That's insane.
@VinceMenger4 жыл бұрын
@@rs72098 Good points man. Though i don't believe in Noah's story either, their scientism religion is even worse while they don't even realize it.
@byzantanium97117 жыл бұрын
Exactly 1 year ago, after watching this video I declared myself agnostic. :) best step I have ever taken. Shortly after I went full atheist, thanks so much Non Stamp!
@IAmTheLord37 жыл бұрын
Same here but I didn't wait a year. Find & watch DarkMatter2525 vids. NonStampCollector must know DarkMatter.
@williamprice34865 жыл бұрын
Byzantanium Were you Christian or Jewish?
@ChristianRodriguez-fs3ch4 жыл бұрын
Be sure to check out the atheist experience on KZfaq. And The Thinking Atheist as well.
@stephs86654 жыл бұрын
Just a quick note Belief: Theism and Atheism Knowledge: Gnostic and Agnostic
@KinguCooky10 жыл бұрын
If there was any truth to this undertaking it was that a man called Noah saved a few of his livestock when there was a breaking of the banks where he lived - and people exaggerated. That's as far as I am willing to go.
@rob-vc1pb10 жыл бұрын
Yeah mate, I'd agree with that. Also I think religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.
@pootzeketzi12334 жыл бұрын
@@rob-vc1pb that would be mark twains quote
@sfdgdrgdvxff3 жыл бұрын
Back then that was revolutionary, stunning, brave, and #relatable
@LiberatedMind13 жыл бұрын
Its based on Sumerian legend.
@JFrazer43032 жыл бұрын
We do know that there was global flooding, of every low-lying region and coastline. 120 meters lower, were the sea levels during most of human history. Ancient city sites would be at the coastline near rivers, and that's all ~400 feet deep now. Between 8k-6k years ago, we lost a meter per century, fast enough for humans to notice it. This was also the timespan when every major river system had a glacial dam break, releasing truly catastrophic flooding that washed parts of mountains down to form off-shore reefs. This was when the Med went from freshwater outflowing, to sea water. Everything was different; What we call lowlands today were inland uplands to them. Look up Doggerland, about which we've learned a lot. Similarly, the Agean and Adriatic were dry land, as was the Persian gulf. Practically dry land with a few deeper channels, all the way from Asia to Aus. Japan almost connected to Asia and Russia and Korea. Everyone 7k years ago knew about it, knew somebody who'd bee displaced by it. Stories of ancient kingdoms being taken by the sea were literally true, everywhere. It's no wonder flood myths are prevalent, but none of them quite got any facts right.
@diaz529210 жыл бұрын
And why wouldn't the all powerful god just instantly recreate all the animals after the flood has receded? He is all powerful. He can just instantly will the animals back into existence whenever he wants. So why bother with Noah and his ark?
@diaz529210 жыл бұрын
thomas brady Not drown innocent children and animals? Pffft.. that's just crazy talk. LOL.. Just kiddin'..
@SuperKidSonic10 жыл бұрын
thomas brady Because if it isn't cruel, over-reactive, petty, and inefficient. It isn't the Will of God
@adambirkholtz445310 жыл бұрын
Stop making so much sense, damnit!
@jeffhart99166 жыл бұрын
So are we expected to believe that the animals were sinners too. I am surprised that so many people believe in the complete garbage of the fairytale Noah's Ark. 😊
@SuperNovaJinckUFO3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this is that it shows how Creationists actually put more blind faith in the theory of evolution than Atheists
@paulmadryga9 жыл бұрын
2:00: "...Think of how long it took Shem just to load in the cat species - it was a bit like herding Atheists, the way they just went off all in different directions..." Priceless!! Keep 'em coming, mate!!
@syentific9 жыл бұрын
I never got that joke. Whats the meaning behind it?
@TheEvolNemesis9 жыл бұрын
DarkEnergy7 Atheists don't really have anything in common other than a lack of belief in a deity... There's a famous quote about this from someone, not sure who (might be Hitchens or Dawkins)... but they said that "atheists are like a herd of cats", in the sense that you can't really group them together... we all have our own totally different opinions and go our own way.
@killgriffinnow10 жыл бұрын
You forgot to point out that creationists say that we can trace our ancestory to 1 person with genetics, but animal genetics show there was no bottleneck in the vast majority of species.
@robskii5068 ай бұрын
My family and I rewatch this every Christmas. Can’t believe some people believe this! 🤣
@fourstones18608 ай бұрын
It's actually depressing that grown adults believe this shit
@robskii5068 ай бұрын
@@fourstones1860 evolution and the Big Bang totally make zero sense yet somehow their talking snake does?
@O.Reagano7 ай бұрын
@@robskii506Funny thing is that they can’t even keep even a snake straight, originally the story was ripped from the Epic of Gilgamesh, where the snake was actually a women. Even in the Sistine Chapel, the snake was portrayed as a women instead of just a talking snake. It’s only recently where we altered the story to make it so it’s a dust-eating magic snake
@titanic45studios10 жыл бұрын
Wow. Shem, a desert wandering farmer in the ancient Middle East, is one of the worlds smartest mathematicians!
@videosumski210 жыл бұрын
Noah I feel your pain.... I work in logistic myself :)
@GodofToast Жыл бұрын
“Have you ever seen and unclean unicorn?” “Have you seen a clean one?” That finally killed me lmao
@MarvelousLXVII10 жыл бұрын
Very Monty Pythonish. Love it!
@QuantumRipple7 жыл бұрын
Now we just need John Cleese to narrate
@amazinggrace56923 жыл бұрын
The umbrella in the corner slays me.
@xiaowei13 жыл бұрын
Of all the videos on all of youtube, this 2 parter wins every time. I've watched it many times over the years, and it's still pure gold! Loved the commentary for it too. :-)
@yaboiramses4 жыл бұрын
Funny how christians say evolution is not real but then use evolution as an excuse for all the species on earth from Noah’s ark
@joelmacinnes23914 жыл бұрын
Evolution _is_ real, any fool knows that, but the idea that life simply happened, and from a single celled organism evolved into all the millions of species around today (atheistic evolution) is _very_ far fetched
@yaboiramses4 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Not if you take into account mutations within the DNA and natural selection. Those single celled organisms became more complex making multicellular life. This took over a billion years to make simple animals like sponges and jellyfish. Some million years later fishes evolve to walk on land and breathe. We know this because all DNA in every single organism is similar, like how it’s all carbon-based and all structures of DNA look like this 🧬. It’s not at all far-fetched, and I wouldn’t say I’m an atheist. I think God made that one cell able to reproduce and become us one day. However I don’t believe in the Bible, I believe in science.
@kagakai77293 жыл бұрын
@@joelmacinnes2391 I wouldn't take input from anyone who believes in a magic space wizard, calling anything else "far-fetched"
@the_kraken65494 жыл бұрын
I love that for a few minutes, Noah was suddenly the reasonable one.
@argonoth757 жыл бұрын
One way or another for Noah's Ark to actually work it would require so many miracles by God's hand the Ark would be pointless and God might as well magic all the animals back to life after the flood.
@argonoth757 жыл бұрын
I suppose all he'd have to do is bend space inside the Ark so it had infinite room and bend time inside the Ark so only a couple hours pass inside while a year passes outside, totally "Easier" than bringing them all back to life later.
@joeshabe4 ай бұрын
@@argonoth75 lmao xD he'd also need all the toxic gases to magically disappear in this infinite space, as well as all the tons of poop and pee, also infinite food and health, also all animals should be brain-controlled not to eat one another, so yeah, definitely easier than to just click them all away and back
@goodvibrato10 жыл бұрын
All the expressions of Noah crack me up. Especially when it cuts to him with the reading glasses on. I've watched this 3 or 4 times and that part always gets me. This really deserves more views than it has gotten.
@Lugmillord9 жыл бұрын
I love how thorough your videos are. There's hardly any ground where Christians could even start to think about standing on ^.^
@barryisland59423 жыл бұрын
The umbrella leaning in the corner is a brilliant touch!
@jugzster7 жыл бұрын
"It was a bit like herding atheists" lol this is remarkably hilarious!
@hitman578211 ай бұрын
Nobody ever talks about how all these animals including 2 million species of insects and parasites should have even reached the arc, let alone getting back to where they came from. 8 people would have needed about 1000 years and modern technology only to get them all collected, and most of these creatures only have a lifespan of some months. This fairytale is so dumb, everybody who thinks about this more than 2 seconds should realise that it can´t be true.
@tallchief2210 жыл бұрын
And this is how the stack of cards of religion fell apart for me
@Pechanni8 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video year after year, it's just hilarious and so well thought out.
@gregoryjones95423 жыл бұрын
the unicorns ..literally had me fall out my seat gasping for air.i never laughed so hard in my life!
@bensadikin95138 жыл бұрын
i fucking love all this animations and script ! more likely also cuz Noah's facial expression of confusion, desperation and disbelief. LOL !
@YoungOddo4 жыл бұрын
I brought up these points to my religion teacher who believes that Noahs ark is literal, and she still believes it! I honestly dont know what more i could do. Some people are blinded by faith and love being blind.
@genehall88956 жыл бұрын
You definitely have world class wittiness.
@katar90904 жыл бұрын
I'd love to play this in a church and watch all of them watch this.
@katar90904 жыл бұрын
The parenta would be shielding the children's eyes lmao
@nathanmckenzie9043 жыл бұрын
That would be awesome
@oberonpanopticon9 ай бұрын
Thank goodness he didn’t forget the Pallas cats
@NonStampCollector9 ай бұрын
I'm more relieved about the orange-spined hairy dwarf porcupines.
@RuminatingRaptor Жыл бұрын
Trying to herd cats onto a boat alone disproves Noah’s arc. 😂
@ronaldkretzerii93399 жыл бұрын
These facts are out there literally everywhere, yet even in the debates or lectures that tackle this subject head on, the point isn't driven home so well. Even if the comedic aspect was completely removed there's something about seeing people (albeit cartoon versions) in the actual situation trying to deal with it that reattaches the part lost in translation when it's discussed nowadays & just makes it click. It helps to remove most of the abstract-ness (yes I know that's not a real word). Excellent, excellent job sir!!
@petrri3239 ай бұрын
"Abstractness" is a word. Just drop the hyphen. Google is quick to use huh...
@princeofbohemia11 жыл бұрын
This rendition of Noah is one of my favorite things in the whole world.
@Tucker263 ай бұрын
I can only imagine the amount of research and Bible study it took to create this two part series is crazy.
@Maharani19917 ай бұрын
Noah with glasses on to read the Yahpad fucking slayed me :D
@RickPzazz3 жыл бұрын
Wow, masterfully done, dude! I swear I come up with new arguments against the Flood every time I think of it, but found dozens of new ones here. Also, you inspired a new one - if they were floating around at 29,000ft for a few weeks/months, wouldn't they (and the animals) have needed oxygen tanks too? 😆
@locky73473 жыл бұрын
You assholes are so stupid! If you want to got to hell then that's fine, frankly I would prefer it, bit don't drag the rest of us they're with you
@bradleyhandsonjoehallschro54193 жыл бұрын
@@locky7347 i like how your Copy paste has a spelling error in it. It doesn't mean anything really, just that u blindly copie and pasted it all those times without even reading it.
@michaelw622210 жыл бұрын
This is the best Noah's Ark video I've seen. I haven't laughed that much in a long time. Thanks, NSC. You are absolutely the best. Extreme attention to detail and extremely entertaining. That is truly a rare combination.
@davidhoffman69803 жыл бұрын
NonStampCollector you're not being fair claiming the flood would have to be 29,000 feet deep to cover the top of the world's highest mountain. Mt Everest grows at a rate of about 16 inches per century, so 4,000 years ago Mt Everest was 54 feet shorter at 28,978 feet tall. Checkmate atheist!
@chinggiskhan66783 жыл бұрын
God helped Noah, checkmate Atheists.
@Joemamahahahaha8213 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 that is great. Let me go get my Bible now it all makes sense!
@presto7092 жыл бұрын
This video is just overthinking it. God can just magic it all to work. Wait a minute....If God can just magic everything why does he need to use the Ark anyway? And for that matter why would he drown all the people and babies and animals instead of just snapping his metaphorical finger and making everything right? Ok, maybe now I'm overthinking it. Stop thinking, believe, believe, stop thinking...
@charlestownsend92802 жыл бұрын
God is dumber than thanos.
@tvzone28 ай бұрын
You know Christians can just argue that God can make every of their problems disappear
@tvzone28 ай бұрын
I'm an atheist btw
@Ex_christian7 ай бұрын
And I’m still waiting for god to make my problems go away, and it has never happened, just like god has never happened, except in the religious cults minds…..
@jessd9459 Жыл бұрын
I just remember being really confused why god spent so much time on getting noah to save all the animals but let all the babies of the "sinful" people die in the flood. Apparently, I had a bigger heart as a 7 year old than the god I was taught about.. I now see the stories within bible in it's original language as a beautiful analogy of something taking place in us, but not literal stories as I was taught.
@badger12964 жыл бұрын
I love this. You out did yourself. I often come back and watch it.
@prptheawesome49113 жыл бұрын
The worst about debating Christians is that at any time they can say “It was magic” then turn their ears off
@christina77023 жыл бұрын
As a biology major and (former) Christian, I can confirm this
@silvertail7131 Жыл бұрын
I love the stark, reality of trying to deal with the logistics of simply storing all those animals, never mind tending them, never mind literally everything else
@jonathancrowder34249 ай бұрын
How in the shit did i ever consider this possible
@chriscrowder57310 жыл бұрын
This is bloody genius! Bravo fellas!
@MoonlitHistory9 жыл бұрын
That unicorn part was flippin' perfect.
@sandyposs26934 жыл бұрын
In 9th grade the vice principal of our private Christian school would give us Bible classes the same as regular classes, and one of the things he said that proved the Bible was true was that scientists found ancient dolphin skeletons in the Sahara desert. Which proved that the whole world was underwater. Which proved that the flood of Noah's arc happened. To this day, it still blows me away what they were allowed to get away with teaching us. We were also taught literal six day creationism too. And that rainbows literally didn't exist before the one God sent to Noah's family after the flood.
@ArKritz843 жыл бұрын
Thank the flying spaghetti monster for kitzmiller vs dover.
@stika10553 жыл бұрын
in primary school, which is the uk version of the one for kids aged 5-10/11 we were forced to pray for anything. the teachers wouldnt let you eat unless you pray, and one day i didnt pray because even a childs mind knew how retarded it is so they threatened me with no food for the whole class if i didnt pray. you can guess how everyone thought of me for weeks after that, i had no friends lol, i had a woman come in and talk to me because i had trouble making friends, so much for a god that loves all
@stika10553 жыл бұрын
@Hans von Zettour no
@PraiseTheFSMonster Жыл бұрын
The ark was also covered with pitch inside and out, so they'd be high off the fumes the entire time.
@kristinburton495320 күн бұрын
One would want to be high to cope with that shitful situation.
@deanyt36972 жыл бұрын
I cannot overstate just how much I love these two videos. Thank GOD they exist. By God, I mean NonStampCollector.
@NoTrueFace19 жыл бұрын
1. the fact that Noah is just handling this shit like a pro is awesome. 2. I believe "unicorn" was an old word for a rhinoceros
@sinbov8719 жыл бұрын
A rhinoceros has two horns though. And unicorn means "one horn" or something like that.
@bthornRPL10 жыл бұрын
A masterpiece...
@MrEdwardCollins7 жыл бұрын
I'd like to see a prequel on how that ship was built. Who built it, how did they get the knowledge to do so, how long it took, etc. :)
@Chris.Davies4 жыл бұрын
Probably the two all-time best videos on the subject.
@ajstutz6911 ай бұрын
@7:50 the ark is exactly what triggered my deconversion
@Knowthetruth20247 жыл бұрын
man I love this.... and how they go down the list of animals... AND THE UNICORN BIT WAS GREAT
@tsopmocful19589 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my workplace. Ten impossible things to do before breakfast.
@josephbelisle5792 Жыл бұрын
Oh this is brilliant. I love it. My new favorite channel. I especially like the adverts for Prager U and the ones trying to impress the viewer with fear of damnation for watching possibly the best video ever.
@Road_Rash3 жыл бұрын
They love to shy away from the unicorns in church...& I've never heard anyone mention the 3 verses that mention the cockatrice either...
@artman403 жыл бұрын
And behemoths.
@JFrazer43032 жыл бұрын
And dragons and witches and devils. But not dinosaurs.
@invisiblegorilla863110 ай бұрын
If I could like this 1,000 times, it still wouldn't be enough.
@kristinburton495320 күн бұрын
If I could *like* your comment 1,000 times, it still wouldn't be enough.
@TheGreatestVoice19588 ай бұрын
The character of Noah is so funny in this
@adrianpetyt9167 Жыл бұрын
Rabbits aren't rodents and hyenas aren't dogs, but otherwise spot on!
@NonStampCollector Жыл бұрын
Noah didn't know that.
@kyle--85911 ай бұрын
Rabbits not being rodents was truly shocking to me when I saw this comment. I went and fact checked it and it's right.
@RoyalSubjectsMusic4 жыл бұрын
The story is based off possibly a very large regional flood in the Mesopotamian region that was exaggerated to extreme proportions. Also based off of many "Flood stories" written before it in the same geographical region. Such as in the Epic of Gilgamesh. Could there have been a flood that killed a lot of people and animals in that region and to their primitive understanding of the world around them make it feel like it was a god wiping out everything on earth? Yeah its possible and its most likely the situation that arose to create such a tale.
@Joemamahahahaha8214 жыл бұрын
And also with all the ancient river valley civilizations their gods personalities and attitudes lined up with frequency of floods... so flood heavy river valleys had wrathful angry gods while the more tame river valleys had peaceful benevolent gods
@paganphil1003 жыл бұрын
Royal Subjects: Yes....the Sumerians wrote the same story 1000 years earlier and the biblical writers "borrowed" it.
@dinamosflams Жыл бұрын
"relligion is the biggest bullshit story ever told, no contest" -george carlin
@rainbow240199010 жыл бұрын
That's why he didn't take me in. He thought taking a golden eagle would be enough. Moron! Left me flying in the rain with nothing to eat for 20 days (the first 20 the water level wasn't high enough to reach my nest). And, in the end he named the colored thing that appeared in the sky after me. That bastard! How I survived? I told Yahweh that if he doesn't do some magic on me and help me survive, I'll join Satan's army. He gave me immortality, but on the bad side of the deal gave me no partner so I cannot multiply. It's not that bad. I can still mate with other eagles... just have no impact on the eggs. I told T-Rex to accept the deal as well. The idiot was too much in love with that new girl he met while he was haunting. Said he wanted both of them surviving or no deal...
@13enwarner10 жыл бұрын
So how is Yahweh planning on dealing with the rise of hell's dinosaurs against him? Also, could you ask him if I have a soul?
@rainbow240199010 жыл бұрын
Don't know what the dinos are planning. Haven't seen any of the guys since the flood. And, guess what, Yahweh doesn't know either... so much for his omniscience. About your soul, he said he gives the soul to the eggs. do you guys come out of eggs? I wanted to ask him, but he didn't listen... he said something was going on with the humans... He was pretty angry about it. That guy is completely nuts when he is angry... so I thought better not to push him.
@paulhutchins2699Ай бұрын
Parts 1 and 2 - works of genius!
@recordgames1534 ай бұрын
Imagine you got on the ark successfully and then got kicked back off to drown because you’d probably evolve again
@JoeSmith-cy9wj Жыл бұрын
How did the eight people distribute approximately 10,000 diseases amongst themselves?
@NonStampCollector Жыл бұрын
Not cheerfully, I'm guessing.
@aprettyboringguy89634 жыл бұрын
This is the classic content I come on KZfaq for
@moemunny49038 жыл бұрын
Ok Mr Tyrannosaurus Rex, off the boat you go - you AND Mrs T Rex