Where do you think Santa came from? Both are old, breaded white men (according to white Christians) who are good at logistics for impossible tasks.

whiterabbit: Old breaded white men are especially delicious if you pound them thoroughly with a meat mallet before breading and frying.

Damn autocorrect...

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Catfish Cave Plot twist: Noah is Santa

I saw someone use the "god dunnit" argument

Here's one: unicorns (mentioned in the video) did exist. They only got extinct a couple of centuries ago. They weren't horse like, but rhino like. The only rhino species still left are bicorns.

This video is full of misconceptions, the fact that majority Christian belief is compatible with those misconceptions doesn't mean that the Bible asserts them. The Bible doesn't mention cages. Animals populate the Earth without anyone segregating them, feeding them or cleaning up after them. The vast percentage of animals that ever existed are now extinct, something pretty heavy duty occurred that caused that. There is abundant geologic evidence of a global watery catastrophe. Every creationist point ridiculed in parts 1 & 2 of this series has a credible defense or is a misconception if what the Bible actually asserts. A KZfaq comment isn't the proper venue for serious discussion however.

@@BrainDamagedBob you obviously are brain damaged

@drc3po Alright, perhaps you missed the point where I said that the Bible doesn't mention cages and that animals populate the Earth without anyone segregating them, feeding them or cleaning up after them. That actually addresses a point raised over and over in both of the videos. The humans did not have to feed or protect the animals from each other any more than humans have to look after the needs of wild animals anywhere today. They feed themselves, and avoid predators well enough without our help. Think open rooms on three floors with large quantities of vegetable matter strewn about that served as food and habitat. Animals ate and were eaten, enough survived though to give us what we have today. There was probably a human controlled area where the people lived and kept domestic animals but the bulk of everything else was on its own. This is just one tiny point, the video was rapid fire and it takes several orders of magnitude more of a word count to refute a falsehood than it does to state it, hence my comment about venue.

Ed Gloss maybe in a few centuries or decades we will have advanced so much in our understanding on how the universe functions and all those scientific facts will overwhelm faith and faith will just be a thing of the past

Fundamentalists who take this stuff literally are among the most credulous and ignorant people in the world.

Martin Rayner exactly

It’s called being brainwashed. It is psychologically ingrained in your head along with the fear that you will be burned alive for all eternity if you disagree.

Imagine living in a house filled with these adults.

Thank GOD for zip files 🙏

@@neoneonize amen

Libsharts destroyed

@@krimsonkarma8412 goddamnit.... stole my idea

Pfte, wrong clearly all the water in the firmament fell in the flood and with no water in the sky, there are no clouds

The least factual statement of all....Noah had a dream job compared to herding atheists.

😂😂😂

Nice to see atheists being favourably compared to cats.

I think there's some kind of crazy explanation to this that God "magic'd" the animal's digestive systems in order to explain all the problems with food and waste management. It's shocking that the need to believe is so strong that there's no level of preposterous that creationists won't go to to hang onto the knot in the end of the rope of their belief system.

Richard Neel It's like when you need a lie to cover up another lie and then so on and so on. Noah's Ark is a perfect example. At first you hear what it says in the bible and you accept it. Then you ask a question and the answer itself is questionable. Then you ask another question and the answer is even stranger. By the time you ask your last question you get answers like, Noah had magical food and the animals were all trained to take dumps off the side of the boat and all the animals could drink salt water so that Noah didn't have to carry the 800,000 gallons of fresh water needed to sustain all the animals. When I was little I believed in the Ark and a worldwide flood because I believed in God and and I didn't know any better. When I got older and learned more about the real world I started questioning religion and the stories that just didn't make any sense. That's when the answers to those questions get stranger and have less base in reality. Once the answers became, you just have to believe, I was done with religion.

@@Call_Me_Echelon: LOL, Oh man, that is exactly the way it is. It just non sense on top of non sense. The funniest thing I have heard is "hydroplate theory". The idea that the tectonic plates were all gliding on water. Then the water comes out. Ok, but how hot was this water? Was it 1500 C, which is the same temperature as lava? At that temperature, you don't even have liquid water no matter what the pressure is. It would be so hot that Noah and all with be cooked. You can find that "hydroplate theory" on conservepedia that org, which is a type of wiki. Then there was the how did animals get back home part. Some guy came up with a "theory". Volcanic explosions blew the animals back to Africa, Madigascar, Hawai, Australia, New Zeland. Then I read the talk page on conservepedia that org. A creationist wrote: WTF? I am a creationist but this explosion theory doesn't make any sense. And they were arguing over it. Here you go! www.conservapedia.com/Post-Diluvian_Diasporas They removed the volcano thing from the main page but you can find them discussing in the talk page. Fortunately, I kept the original text on the main page: "Explanation for spread of animals The events of the Great Flood would kill all land-dwelling life on earth save for a 'seed' population at a single location - the landing point of the ark. The land area today is discontiguous - this presents a problem for the flood account, as there is no apparent means by which animals may migrate to disconnected land." "Volcanoes The Post-Noachian Flood Volcano Theory comes from the example of Krakatoa, which, in 1883, erupted and destroyed most of the island, thus remaining lifeless for many years. Still the same life that was there before the eruption eventually came back. It is possible that volcanoes in the Mount Ararat region were able to transport the smaller animals over much greater distances than the animals could get just by walking.[Biblical Citation Needed] "

i love ken ham claiming lions were vegetarian before the flood.

Harry Nicholas Their digestive system is way too short they have to eat meat. They are made to keep plant eaters numbers in check. Christians obviously have no idea on how ecosystems work, or biology.

TheLonelyGoomba if only he didn’t upload once every 2 FUCKING YEARS!!!!!

TRUE

Mighty Raccoon nor did i

Cool seeing you here.

Holy... you’re an atheist?

So you turned agnostic?

Congratulations to you.

I think you have just become nonbeliever instead of a brainwashed believer!

Congrats! I just turned away from Christianity to Atheism myself a few months back. Hope you're still doing well!

Sooo deism?

and you were right, hehe :D it's not easy to realise your whole life's been a lie tho. saying it as a former Christian who found out that the Bible is actually nonsense after almost 20 years! left my church and my faith disappered as I learned more and more about history, biology, space, origins of the Bible and Christianity (Jahweh being only a son of El), etc.

You basically deconstructed how he makes a living.

I mean biblical fundamentalism isn’t the only interpretation of the texts, it’s mainly a Protestant thing

@@iamdog3540 true. but then there's the question of where to draw the line. who's to decide which biblical story is made up and which one's legit. (spoiler: they're all myths and legends, Christianity is a lie, just like all other religions.)

@@joeshabe The Catholics. The Orthodoxy. They have their sacred traditions. For some people its not about a strict whether its legit or not but the emphasized meaning that the story is trying to teach.

Lucky you. I got to kneel on pencils until l conformed.

@@STEVENFRYFRY the fuck, that’s child abuse

@@STEVENFRYFRY I love religious tolerance :)

That feels like the religious version of “Because I said so”…

Meaning? YOu better remain a christian?

Hg

@@davemwangi05 yeah, that's a quote from the video :D unfortunately, so true for many Christians..

iREPda609 Excellent!

You should watch the "High Stakes Intelligent Design" one. It too is GOLD. It is Gold plated gold.

Noah!

You mean Noah

Yet another ignorant comment. This is Noah, not Moses, it you don't know something like that what makes you think your right about bigger things such as the Big Bang or evolution?

It takes effort to click buttons I suppose.

The videos are pretty intellectual and I don't think a halfwit can even understand an iota of the videos. I liked both the videos because of the factual arguments presented, specially the part about the rainfall.

maybe everyone watched the first video twice and the second video once

Probably the Christians, you know how they like to cherry pick.

sinephase The satire in the video gets repetitive after a while, which may explain the discrepancy.

sorry mate. but they really do. i've met several. it blows my mind.

Yes. They actually believe despite the mountains of evidence that this fairytale is really true. It's absolutely asinine.

Jeff Hart You can throw around the word evidence but it means nothing unless you present some

well like god, believers can do anything.

You believe humans came from rocks...and the universe came from literally nothing. Only 7 billion humans after 250,000 years, ever try to rationalize that? Were we fighting lions, apes and bears for 150,000 years without a written language? Held back by farming and fire? You know planting a seed is so tricky to figure out for grown adults.

This would make for a block buster animated movie for dreamworks

Oh oh... And you're the intellectually inclined..? The creative people are all somehow dumb...

Did you watch the newest release doing the breakdown of this vid. It was gold. Now I Have watched this one about 12 times looking for the Stanley Kubric like editing inserts. Truly Brilliant!!!!

they certainly know a) their bible and b) their species. precious. this is like the jordan peterson of cartoons.

@@HarryNicNicholas except the cartoon has personality

Ngl Harry, you had me in the first half

Jeff Lucky Funny you mention that. I remember asking that question when I was 7 years old and being told, "There was room because the boat didn't have a motor"

LOL

My strong preference for fantasy stories did me a disservice when it came to critically thinking about the bible. I, for one, had not problem believing that Noah fit all those animals into the boat because "God made it so." At 10, I had a poor concept of the line between fantasy and reality, and if Harry Potter could fit several large living areas and bedrooms into a tent, why couldn't God fit all those animals into the ark?

My extent of animal knowledge was pretty limited when I was 5-years-old, but even then, I didn't really pay attention to what happened in the story; instead, I was mostly looking at the pictures, so I was actually never paying attention over what was said in Noah Ark's story, which I find hilarious now that I look back on it.

I was questioning this story was well as a few other ones back when I was 7-8 to. I gave up religion in my mid teens.

They kill Bible literalism. Noah's Ark is a parable.

glad to know other people are going through the same but as i’m in my teenage years i’m still worried about the reactions of me telling them the truth

tecca ? me too... it does depend on your parents’ religion, though. for some they will just get mad at you but eventually get over it, but if it’s a fundamentalist religion, like jw, mormons or adventists, it gets kind of worse... but we’re not alone in this and maybe it will get better over time...

Give him credit, he does have a point.

@@NonStampCollector jesus, you're still active? Quarantine must be interesting.

+Kenneth Prichett I like the shit-eating grins they get.

Then there will be 10% gay.

yeah like 74percent of girraffes are gay

@@crimsonscarlet5939 A minor but amusing sub-plot in Gladiator...

Ummm 10% that were gay? What are you talking about? You realize every human being has a mother and father, even you right? In fact the human race would disappear if humans were gay. There is nothing scientific about a male mating with a male. You atheists are the most UNscientific people on the planet. You believe everything came from nothing, that life begins at birth, humans came from rocks, and gay sex is scientific. That's insane.

@@rs72098 Good points man. Though i don't believe in Noah's story either, their scientism religion is even worse while they don't even realize it.

Same here but I didn't wait a year. Find & watch DarkMatter2525 vids. NonStampCollector must know DarkMatter.

Byzantanium Were you Christian or Jewish?

Be sure to check out the atheist experience on KZfaq. And The Thinking Atheist as well.

Just a quick note Belief: Theism and Atheism Knowledge: Gnostic and Agnostic

Yeah mate, I'd agree with that. Also I think religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.

@@rob-vc1pb that would be mark twains quote

Back then that was revolutionary, stunning, brave, and #relatable

Its based on Sumerian legend.

We do know that there was global flooding, of every low-lying region and coastline. 120 meters lower, were the sea levels during most of human history. Ancient city sites would be at the coastline near rivers, and that's all ~400 feet deep now. Between 8k-6k years ago, we lost a meter per century, fast enough for humans to notice it. This was also the timespan when every major river system had a glacial dam break, releasing truly catastrophic flooding that washed parts of mountains down to form off-shore reefs. This was when the Med went from freshwater outflowing, to sea water. Everything was different; What we call lowlands today were inland uplands to them. Look up Doggerland, about which we've learned a lot. Similarly, the Agean and Adriatic were dry land, as was the Persian gulf. Practically dry land with a few deeper channels, all the way from Asia to Aus. Japan almost connected to Asia and Russia and Korea. Everyone 7k years ago knew about it, knew somebody who'd bee displaced by it. Stories of ancient kingdoms being taken by the sea were literally true, everywhere. It's no wonder flood myths are prevalent, but none of them quite got any facts right.

thomas brady Not drown innocent children and animals? Pffft.. that's just crazy talk. LOL.. Just kiddin'..

thomas brady Because if it isn't cruel, over-reactive, petty, and inefficient. It isn't the Will of God

Stop making so much sense, damnit!

So are we expected to believe that the animals were sinners too. I am surprised that so many people believe in the complete garbage of the fairytale Noah's Ark. 😊

I never got that joke. Whats the meaning behind it?

DarkEnergy7 Atheists don't really have anything in common other than a lack of belief in a deity... There's a famous quote about this from someone, not sure who (might be Hitchens or Dawkins)... but they said that "atheists are like a herd of cats", in the sense that you can't really group them together... we all have our own totally different opinions and go our own way.

It's actually depressing that grown adults believe this shit

@@fourstones1860 evolution and the Big Bang totally make zero sense yet somehow their talking snake does?

@@robskii506Funny thing is that they can’t even keep even a snake straight, originally the story was ripped from the Epic of Gilgamesh, where the snake was actually a women. Even in the Sistine Chapel, the snake was portrayed as a women instead of just a talking snake. It’s only recently where we altered the story to make it so it’s a dust-eating magic snake

Now we just need John Cleese to narrate

Evolution _is_ real, any fool knows that, but the idea that life simply happened, and from a single celled organism evolved into all the millions of species around today (atheistic evolution) is _very_ far fetched

Anonymous Not if you take into account mutations within the DNA and natural selection. Those single celled organisms became more complex making multicellular life. This took over a billion years to make simple animals like sponges and jellyfish. Some million years later fishes evolve to walk on land and breathe. We know this because all DNA in every single organism is similar, like how it’s all carbon-based and all structures of DNA look like this 🧬. It’s not at all far-fetched, and I wouldn’t say I’m an atheist. I think God made that one cell able to reproduce and become us one day. However I don’t believe in the Bible, I believe in science.

@@joelmacinnes2391 I wouldn't take input from anyone who believes in a magic space wizard, calling anything else "far-fetched"

I suppose all he'd have to do is bend space inside the Ark so it had infinite room and bend time inside the Ark so only a couple hours pass inside while a year passes outside, totally "Easier" than bringing them all back to life later.

@@argonoth75 lmao xD he'd also need all the toxic gases to magically disappear in this infinite space, as well as all the tons of poop and pee, also infinite food and health, also all animals should be brain-controlled not to eat one another, so yeah, definitely easier than to just click them all away and back

The parenta would be shielding the children's eyes lmao

That would be awesome

I'm more relieved about the orange-spined hairy dwarf porcupines.

"Abstractness" is a word. Just drop the hyphen. Google is quick to use huh...

You assholes are so stupid! If you want to got to hell then that's fine, frankly I would prefer it, bit don't drag the rest of us they're with you

@@locky7347 i like how your Copy paste has a spelling error in it. It doesn't mean anything really, just that u blindly copie and pasted it all those times without even reading it.

God helped Noah, checkmate Atheists.

😂😂😂 that is great. Let me go get my Bible now it all makes sense!

God is dumber than thanos.

I'm an atheist btw

And I’m still waiting for god to make my problems go away, and it has never happened, just like god has never happened, except in the religious cults minds…..

Thank the flying spaghetti monster for kitzmiller vs dover.

in primary school, which is the uk version of the one for kids aged 5-10/11 we were forced to pray for anything. the teachers wouldnt let you eat unless you pray, and one day i didnt pray because even a childs mind knew how retarded it is so they threatened me with no food for the whole class if i didnt pray. you can guess how everyone thought of me for weeks after that, i had no friends lol, i had a woman come in and talk to me because i had trouble making friends, so much for a god that loves all

@Hans von Zettour no

One would want to be high to cope with that shitful situation.

A rhinoceros has two horns though. And unicorn means "one horn" or something like that.

And behemoths.

And dragons and witches and devils. But not dinosaurs.

If I could *like* your comment 1,000 times, it still wouldn't be enough.

Noah didn't know that.

Rabbits not being rodents was truly shocking to me when I saw this comment. I went and fact checked it and it's right.

And also with all the ancient river valley civilizations their gods personalities and attitudes lined up with frequency of floods... so flood heavy river valleys had wrathful angry gods while the more tame river valleys had peaceful benevolent gods

Royal Subjects: Yes....the Sumerians wrote the same story 1000 years earlier and the biblical writers "borrowed" it.

So how is Yahweh planning on dealing with the rise of hell's dinosaurs against him? Also, could you ask him if I have a soul?

Don't know what the dinos are planning. Haven't seen any of the guys since the flood. And, guess what, Yahweh doesn't know either... so much for his omniscience. About your soul, he said he gives the soul to the eggs. do you guys come out of eggs? I wanted to ask him, but he didn't listen... he said something was going on with the humans... He was pretty angry about it. That guy is completely nuts when he is angry... so I thought better not to push him.

Not cheerfully, I'm guessing.