is it just me or does even the sanest most logical take become instantly invalidated, by getting excited over receiving reddit awards?

I hungy for react court, I sore out of laughter, my sides hurt, I'm shitting myself.

Being ejected into space without an EVA suit literally makes my blood boil.

I don't know why but it always cracks me up when he reads out the spelling mistakes completely unfazed

'Life threatening butt allergy' Absolutely Incredible NL

"It's not like I'm gonna make a habit of getting cremated" is one of the most bussin things NL has ever said

I sore, I hungry, I require more React Court, I pog.

I genuinely dont believe a restaurant would charge hundreds of dollars because you have an allergy without telling you. Im not sure thats even legal

“Gordon Ramsay discovering the human sous vide” is an instant all-timer bit

the best thing about aquamation is that when it's done, they dispose of the gooey part in the sewers/water treatment system. i can finally realize my dream of being flushed down the toilet

NL is the most relatable insane person I’ve ever not met.

I have recently started watching the last few react courts and I gotta say this is probably the best content NL puts out. Can't believe I slept on this.

Comment spam: anyway. As a dude with several different food allergies that’s from a rural town - restaurants go out of their way to fuck with food allergies. That woman was on point. She shouldn’t have paid for a cleaning fee either. They knew *exactly* what they were doing the first two times.

Kind of funny the restaurant insinuates they clean half assedly on a daily basis but ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS they actually do a good job

My dad was a licensed Respiratory Therapist for several years, and was always extremely adamant that allergies were a thing that literally did not exist, and would never give me medication for allergy attacks. People definitely believe that allergies straight up do not exist or are just some strange product of kids not eating enough dirt or whatever.

3 hours cleaning to make a spaghetti without animal products... Seems normal

NL has the right take on the vegan. You can't order a salad if they keep adding ranch and butter to it

I'm giving a strong NTA to the titular post. I work in fine dining and all dietary restrictions are heavily accounted for. Food runners aren't even allowed to take the dishes with dietary alterations to the tables, the server must. Charging an insane fee seems super dramatic, all kitchen staff should know what ingredients they are using and how to safely and efficiently accomodate allergies. It can be annoying but it doesn't take an army or hours.

Loved the bit on cremation. TBH, worrying about the carbon footprint of cremation seems like staying 5 days wothout showering just to save water

That whole cremation bit had me dying. Only once, since I'm already dead.

"as someone with food allergies... *proceeds to mention two food intolerances*"

NL: "This post is sad, I'm putting myself in their shoes and I'm sad now..." Random reply: "This post is sad" NL: "The fuck are you talking about no it's not!" The egg has malfunctioned.

Unfortunately there is a thing where people don't take people's allergies seriously and would try to test people's allergies by putting things they are allergic to in their food for instance, with obvious results. I'll never forget that heartbreaking story with the girl with the coconut allergy. Her grandma didn't take it seriously and used it in her hair. She died in her sleep. Allergies are nothing to joke with, yet people will insist it isn't that bad and play around with you til you stop being able to breathe. Same thing with invisible conditions, they don't believe you unless they can see it for themselves.

Can we talk about the fact that if someone who actually has a life-threatening food allergy ate at that place, they would fucking charge them hundreds of dollars or whatever without warning them beforehand?! Restaurant is the asshole for hating people with food allergies.

The anaphylactic sensitivity to peanuts is wild. Had some family friends come over and use our controllers and they went into shock because there was peanut butter in the cracks of the controller

I have a life threatening allergy to peanuts and all other tree nuts as well. You’d be amazed how many kids in grade school take it for a laugh and wave their PB&J in your face at lunch time or joke about slipping peanut butter into your food while you’re up from the table. People don’t understand that it’s literally akin to me just jokingly hold a gun to their face and saying “what if I pulled the trigger? Wouldn’t that be hilarious?”

I (M24) told a restaurant that I was deadly allergic to decaying human flesh. As a result, they had to spend 2 hours scrubbing cremation ashes out of their pizza oven and charged my parents for it. AITA?

I wanna be tree bagged when I die. When they put you in a bag and put a sapling in the bag sticking out. I can finally become something useful!

How do you know someone's a vegan? Their meat eating friend will tell you.

Holy smokes, the only reason that chef should feel humiliated is because he runs such a mismanaged kitchen. Two hours and the cleaning of the entire kitchen and appliances that aren't even being used all to serve a dish with a single product that you need to check the ingredient list. Then the audacity to put that "cost" onto the customer (who they also lied to btw). If they served something inventive and vegan then maybe I'd understand, but at it stands that is attrocious customer service.

There's something just so satisfying hearing NL read these stories and pick them apart with logic and reason.

I worked in a restaurant during college that catered to people with severe food allergies. We had extensive rules about how to treat every guest with an allergy and even the most mild allergies were treated with care. And even we didn’t do anything as crazy as that restaurant. I suspect they knew she was lying and in an attempt to be as petty as humanly possible they went through that process to justify charging her more money. I mean worst case scenario should’ve been they go buy a new pan/pot specifically to cook the food if they are concerned about cross contamination but honestly that’s not necessary. For allergies someone would thoroughly handwash the cooking utensils and pot/pan before any cooking occurred. And we would notate the allergy on every course no matter what. Like if the allergy was to lamb and then ordered one scoop of ice cream, we’d still notate their allergy to be extra extra safe. It’s annoying to lie about your allergy but it also is insane they took her reasonable food preferences and ignored them completely to serve her food she did not want to eat. This post makes me pissed off because I am not vegan but it’s bare minimum decency to not serve someone animal products if they do not want to eat animal products.

THE RUMORS ARE FALSE I LIVE FOR TWO REWCT COURT UPLOADS BACK-TO-BACK LETS GO

what kind of hellhole puts a 200 dollar extra on the bill without warning? also since the family issue is being "humiliated" they probably would have made a big deal if she brought her own food

Requiring a person to pay extra for a food allergy does not sound legal

Asking a steakhouse to serve something they dont have would be insane, but asking them not to use buttter is totally reasonable, and any place unwilling to make such a small substituion is shitty.

I'm just happy that "lord of the manor" reappeared. 5:03 for my reference

I never have life threatening butt allergy, but may the rumours of react courts demise always be greatly exaggerated

RTA (resturants the asshole) The resturant should be responsible for having their resturant ready for allergies, its outragous to charge the customer insane unexpected prices for their incompetence. If they are not ready to accomodate the request they should either deny the request or be upfront about what it would be take for them to do it.

Do you remember that episode of kitchen nightmares where they slow boiled a body but then some of the broth spilled out ? I heard it was quite good with McDonald's sprite

23:00 this is so true, I have been vegetarian for a while but avoid talking about it even with friends because they always freak out about it lmao. the two steaks thing in particular is dead on

TBH, as someone who has worked in multiple restaurants and lived in a very conservative area my whole life, we still respect those with food allergies/intolerances. To be frank, it’s quite jarring that restaurant lied twice about the food content, someone definitely could have been sued over that. Also, cleaning the fryers/kitchen appliances is a weekly thing, they shouldn’t have charged the family labor for something that is mandatory given food safety regulations. IMO she was not the ashole, since she gave money to her parents, but they’re more worried about their image? To me going vegan shouldn’t be that big of a deal.

The entire ashes question cremation/sous-vide/kitchen nightmares rant may be the best bit NLs ever done.

As soon as he said pregnant wife was lazy. I'm kinda concerned. That made it a really rough argument.

my revelation from this episode is that i now know people are making people-stock instead of cremating them

"I can only eat home cooked food" the audacity lol.

I was vegetarian for a year and the hardest part was people asking why all the time

The human sous vide bit is honestly outstanding. I would love to see Ryan do stand-up

So.. guessing the “lord of the manor“ is a meme to stay :D

NL blessing my ears with his opinion of theoretical situations, with the perfect amount of baldness in the bottom right corner is the best 2 days a month to me. Long live the react court

if somebody who can only eat peanuts and somebody who is deathly allergic to peanuts meet on a plane, does the plane just stop being?

It's so interesting how different the vibe is when you are not seeing chat disagree with him on half of these.

Bruh. Where I work (A clothing factory. We make clothes and stuff from textile), people work until the fucking baby is knocking on the door. There was someone last year and a woman this year with a fucking huge belly just working 8 hours shift. It is insane.

I really really do not say this lightly but the aquamation-sous vide bit is possibly one of his funniest bits, the gordon Ramsay transition oh man

That one comment that said "They probably don't have easy means to make a vegan meal" Anyone ever hear about pasta? What about beans? Anyone? Maybe some fungi, like mushrooms or something? Anyone?

the way he talks about being cremated next to a pizza, BROTHER WE'RE NOT BAKING YOUR DEAD BODY 😭😭

commenting for the engagement and not because I feel morally compelled to: Reddit is so wrong about the vegan situation. Yes, saying that you have "life threatening" food allergies was a dumb soultion to that problem but here's why I don't blame them: Like any normal person OP didn't start off with the idiotic C plan but instead (firstly) simply informed the kitchen of their vegan diet and then (secondly) really tried to bring home to the person most responsible that they do not want animal products. Instead of just refusing these wishes the kitchen tried to trick OP into eating something they explicitly twice told them they do not want to eat. In other words, they betrayed the first two sane choices from OP so I, again, really don't blame OP for not thinking of a third sane choice (for example NL's take to simply eat before the dinner) but to go with basically the "spicy" version of what they originally wanted. Afterwards OP didn't hesitate to recompensate all parties involved, just like what would've happened if they really had food allergies to begin with. So what's left is basically that the people in the kitchen had to work twice as hard for nothing. Only that they wouldn't have had to do any of that if they simply respected the wishes of a customer *not* to put something in their food. The people who were responsible for that are assholes, OP's family who are still mad at them despite having the expenses covered are assholes and OP themselves might've acted stupidly but is, by no means, the asshole here

The final post is a great example of how psychotic reddit users always take it way too far. I don't understand how they can do it with every topic thought up by mankind.

This is the most GOATed react court episode. His power level is too high.

Love how he inserted 'proud' in front of 20 year vegan 😂

NL’s curb impression is golden haha

life threatening but allergy has the same energy as let's gopoo

The Top comment in the allergy one doesn’t realize lactose intolerance and gluten intolerance aren’t allergies. Oof.

Let the record state, I don't want to be sous vide when I'm dead ☠

Idk why but the Gordon Ramsey bit about the goopy human had me laugh crying.

Wait, what about the rumors of React Court's demise? Could they possibly have been... exaggerated?

Most watch streamers to own in video games, I watch streamers to own in the marketplace of ideas.

nl golfclapping whenever someone pats themselves on the back without thinking about it never fails to make me laugh

The Gordon Ramsay finding the human soup bit will go down as an alltime great.

That restaurant is 100% the asshole. They lied to her, then didn't tell her that they'd charge hundreds of extra dollars until after the fact. Highly unethical in both instances

He could just be saying +2 and we would have no idea on youtube

that curb your enthusiasm bit was golden holy shit

That "His???" absolutely sent me.

I don't get much sunlight and my breath stinks for circumstances beyond my control. I've overheard people refer to me as a literal butthole. Am I the AH?

My ex brother-in-law almost died because they did not listen to him about his shrimp allergies and cocked his food with out sanitizing before hand.

NL pogging out my gourd. Ty NL

many people with food allergies r not taken serious. i used to be a waiter and our cook often didn’t care u wrote on the order NO SCALLION STRONG ONION ALLERGY and then tried to blame me when she left in an ambulance but i had the order for proof i included that in order

The Larry impressions are always on point.

I love how Reddit loves home owners but hates landlords. Truly the dichotomy of man.

If I'm dead you can do whatever you want with what's left. If science man says sous vide is best for the environment, go for it. Not like I'm gonna complain about it.

A lot of these posts really do feel like Curb Your Enthusiasm bits

Person who is pretending to have a gluten allergy: don't pretend to have allergies

Cremate me next to the pizza

The sous vide human gordon ramsay bit was true comedic genius, especially when he switched gear from gordon ramsay teaching the recipe to gordon ramsay finding out the recipe

Wow, that bit about the aquamation was both hilarious and slightly nauseating, haha. Maybe it was cos I was in the middle of making dinner. LOL

It took that restaurant that long to clean for allergies. That's a really poorly managed restaurant allergy wise. This is coming from someone with a life threatening egg allergy.

The Larry David impression is so good but the Gordon Ramsay is so bad! 😂

Ok I know this is from over a year ago, but the redditor who claims they worked in a restaurant and doesnt understand why they'd do that deep a clean either hasn't actually worked with food or has never encountered a serious allergy. If someone is as deathly allergic to such a wide variety of their foods as the OP had claimed they absolutely had to do a thorough clean of their kitchen. Any cross contamination could result in that person being seriously injured or dying and they can't cut corners when it comes to that, even if their food wouldn't be near it they can't take that chance. That's also why some foods have labels that they are made/processed near peanuts or other common allergens, because even just existing in the same room as the allergen can affect people with serious allergies.

the cremation bit is the best northernlion bit. was fucking funny

tbf, the thing about kids remembering whether people are there instead of whether things are clean - that's like TRUE true

Every time NL laughs I just can't, my sides hurt from laughing

Life threatening mcdonalds sprite allergy

gordon ramsey human aquamation bit went hard

Top ten worst Gordon Ramsay impressions on twitch

The part about the slow boiling had me rolling

10/10 Curb Your Enthusiasm bit

All of this is emotional to watch just as a bystander!

The fucking Lord of the Manor bit is so hysterical to me for some reason.

The Joker bit had me in tears😂😂

My wife worked through 2 pregnancies as a nurse, which obviously sucked for her, but it is possible to work even physically demanding jobs while being pregnant. Assuming it isn’t a super complicated pregnancy, it is still possible to work, idk why that dudes partner just decided to stop working all together.