Finally, Cornette Mudshow

I was hanging Christmas lights on my 20'+ high gutter while listening to this, and there were moments of uncontrollable laughter where I thought "Fuck, I'm gonna fall off this ladder and this is how I'm gonna meet my end".

This is the quality content that I tune into to hear every week.

20 minutes of Jim Cornette talking about taking a shit. Life is good

Jim is gold. Whether shittin in the woods, or shittin on Elite, he's the guy who can cure depression, or make my day. Brilliant!

How casually he mentions having a "burger towel" in his car gets me. Sure, I have a few napkins in my glove box. Nothing I refer to that indicates a size or specific job though. Classic.

This is one of the greatest 22 minute segments ever in the history of podcasting . The man is a national treasure.

Imagine driving along and look over to see Jim Cornette holding on to his bumper like he’s water skiing and shitting himself.

"What happened to your socks?" "Shut up!" 🤣

You just know Jim is gonna give you a funny story when he prefaces it with "But on the one time..." In the words of the late Robin Harris: "...Gotta go, gotta go!"

I thought this would be a story about Jim taking a bump and shitting himself. This is even funnier

This is classic! - your on the beach with tennis shoes and socks? Thank you again Jim and Brian !!!

AS an adult man who has shit himself more times than I like to admit, food poisoning at a music festival is not fun. Socks make terrible wiping material.

Friend of mine was playing in the woods, forgot to pull his shorts out of the way and laid an epic King Kong's finger sized dump right into the gusset

I needed this gem today.. Thanks guys!

The clarification of the beach and the tube socks. I keep rewinding, it's making me laugh so hard. Hope I actually get to the end of this 🤣🤣🤣

Jim’s gotta do more stories like this

As much as I despise Hulk Hogan, his movie “No Holds Barred” has one joke, one juvenile stupid joke, that I will never stop laughing at; *WHAT’S THAT I SMELL?!* “D-D-Dookie!”

This clip had me in tears laughing. It also reminded me of my father. Dad had had his gallbladder removed when he was in his 20s or 30s. As a result greasy food would go right through him. As he got older it got worse. He developed some form of IBS or something. He got to the point where he could go to a restaurant on a completely empty stomach and empty bowels and before the meal was finished he'd have to go to the bathroom. When it struck him that he needed to go number 2, he needed to go. We drove across Canada one summer and he marked a trail from one end of the country to the other. The sad thing is that the last few years of his life didn't have to be as difficult as they were in that regard if only his family doctor had listened to him. His family doctor always thought he was exaggerating when Dad would tell him how bad his bowels were. It took my Mom going into an appointment with my Dad and getting angry with the doctor and telling him that Dad wasn't exaggerating about his bowels. A trip to a specialist later and he was give a prescription that changed his life. A prescription that had been available for years and years. As a result of that medication Dad's last couple of years were much easier in relation to his bowels.

"The perpetrator of the shart" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cornette’s droppings still would put on a better match than Twinkletoes and the trampoline gymnasts

This is the content I keep coming back for

I’m full of flu but had to work today and legitimately almost shit myself on the drive home while listening to this

Jimbob Cornpants: *”SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!”*

As someone who could basically care less about modern wrestling, this is the kind of content I stick around for.

Wow this is interesting how the s*** off the bumper of a car I better write this down🤔🙂😲🤭🤣🤣🤣🍻👍

it’s happened to the best of us, jim.

I will never, ever, EVER buy or use a burger towel EVER again. I will NEVER be able to undo these images in my brain. The awfulness will never be forgotten.

Shit stories are some of the best stories to tell, we’ve all shit ourselves at least once.

As a man with Crohns, yeah ive been there Jim i feel for you

Jim Cornette keeps that same Energy with AEW because he Soils on them whenever he Reviews their Product

LMFAO this is Absolutely Hilarious this story is no pun intended Such Good Shit Pal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All that hiding in the house still didn't pay off? Hum?

I remember when I was on a hike with the Boy Scouts. One of the juniors needed to go, so we stopped, gave him some toolet roll, and sent him into the bushes to do his business. 10 minutes went by, and he hadn't come back. We called out to him and got no answer. Me and another senior scout went into the bushes to find him. Thankfully he wasn't too far from the trail. He was dressed, and the toilet roll hadn't been used. We asked him if he was OK and if he was too nervous to go. He shook his head and said, "I was trying to go, and then the poo fell into my pants!" He then started balling his eyes out. We left that one for the Scout Leader to sort out.

Reminds me of Steve Austins story when Yokozuna slammed him and he shit himself lol.

Jim you want to go for a witte boat wide 😂

I used to be in a band and we were staying at this dude's house we practiced in, anyway his toilet was backed up so I went outside to shit and conveniently placed myself two cinder blocks to sit on and shit between, not only did I have explosive diarrhea and get it all over myself but it was so goddamn cold outside the ice cold cinder blocks pulled the skin off my ass when I got up

Literally in tears the entire time

This clip made me…. … wait for it… … wait for it… … sh!t mys@lf!!!!!!

“My wife saud what “happened to your socks? “I said shut up.”

I remember the story when Jim was calling the debut match of Boogeyman in OVW and when he shit himself while scream to the fans to get out of the way, so the Boogeyman could walk through the crowd😂😂🤣 this is basically where the problem between him and Santino started.

Well, forget about the bear. "Does Corny shit in the woods?" Also... The way Jim says "Poopy." 😂

Thoughts and prayers with Barry Windham and he's family

Is that a bush or a shart cloud creeping from behind the tree?? Lol

Tree or walking all the way back to the house. Walking back to the house every time. But I’m a secret crapper. No one ever knows.

The level of thought on how best to shit behind a car. I love it. 👍

Irony is I did this at work the other day. I work at a hospital. It was terrible but hysterical

"Even if your pants are above the knees there's drippage when you go to wipe" Nah just wipe before standing up.

Cornette never fails to make me laugh.

If a wrestling manager shits in the wood does it make a sound?

-- “Mark Schlereth’s Stinkin’ Good Green Chili Sauce” --

This clip and the clip that Jim spoke about the guy trapped in the chimney are his funniest clips. 😂 😆 😂

Man I majorly sharted my pants last week it was SOOOOOO terribly embarrassing!!!

Reminds me of the story when Yokozuna had to shit outside a plane due to Mr Perfects patented cookies

hahahaha does Jim poop in the woods joke :P

Prayers up for Barry Windham

Dear Jim and Brian I live in the UK and was wondering when the phrase "burger towel" is said. Do you mean hand wipes?

Up until now if I ever popped for a Cornette Action Figure or photo I always thought I'd get it autographed "Thank you, Fuck you, Bye!" but now I'm strongly considering "Shit Happens"

when i did it once no one noticed, havent ate a lot since unless its in my house..

Crappin' In TheWoods Creates TheBiggestChance to "Fall Back In It".😜

The best there is,the best there was, the best there ever will be - the Shitman Wet Fart. 😂😂😂 Good ol' Cornolhio

I’m gonna try that bumper technique. Cheers corny!

This is the funniest corny segment I've ever heard. I'm dying laughing and driving lol

As a kid I used to shitn the road of my development and watch cars drive over it. I was 19 then, good times!

This is just as good as George Brett's story about shitting himself at the Mirage.

Now this is the s**t I tune in for.

New “Experience” is online. Now I’M running late.

The best thing to happen to the wrestling business in 20 years is a 22 minute Jim Cornette video about pooping. I'll take it as a win💩🤘

Most People have ran into [ Toilet Troubles] one time in their life 😅😅

Somewhere in the Caribbean lie Corny's shitty socks, like a horrible pirate treasure.

💩 Jimmy got a poo poo🤣🤣🤣 I swear just hearing Brian's laugh is just worth it all even if it was in my story telling him being s*** myself it would be worth hearing Brian's laugh

"Gawd damn now I'm dizzy!" 😂

Everyone has missed judged a fart at least once. And don't forget those instances where you have a bad cough and diarrhea at the same time....

Jim is somehow even more funny when he's sick 😆

Jim Cornette is the best any story he tells is funny as fuck but this is one of his best

Think this is my new favourite segment.

There are no words….

Corny beyond wrestling is why a lot of us stick around.

The Zubaz. That's good stuff.

Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted

Why the fuck did I listen to this 😂

If you're going to fall asleep to Jim Cornette clips, make sure this isn't the one, or that you have youtube autoplay off.

Did Jim shit in my town of Las Vegas? So somewhere here there is a corny crumble hanging out? Lol

That was the hardest I've ever laughed listened to Jim. That's saying a lot. 😂😂

This was a perfect episode to listen to while getting ready. I laughed so hard that I pooped myself twice but it's ok because I was in the shower.

"Urine the forest" oh and the White Tiger approves of Travis' interpretation of Jim's zoomba pants

Old school rasslin and taking dumps .... More entertaining than anything on wrestling these days!

“You see Matthew” I caught that

he forgot his napkins hahahaha

I have a whole new respect for Jim after this conversation!! 😂😂😂😂😅😅 Love u JC!!!

Instead of the saying does a bear shit in the woods it should be does a Corney shit in the woods.

These stories made me laugh so hard at work people were staring at me. I was dying listening to to explain how to shit while hanging on to the car. So classic

I shit myself twice in last 5 years in ocean city and it hit me like a freight train on the wrong track with no heads up hahahaha shitting yourself is always great great stories!!!

I hadn't had a deuce accident since I was a baby and Jim is doing it regularly... What's wrong with me?

This is funny shit no pun intended lmao.

Oh, Jim, if you were from Eastern KY or Southwestern WV or VA, out to about Beckley or Bristol, you would know to tear a sleeve off of your shirt to do your business in nature.

Shitting yourself is apart of life.

Jim on a boat is worse than boarding a Death tube airplane!!

I hope this is the story tony schiovanni told about cornette having to pull over and shit in the woods and wipe with the burger towel.

Bad idea trying to sip a seltzer listening to this like I just did...