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@PMSeymour 10 күн бұрын

www.makeship.com/products/cosmic-wonders-kev Better do what the disembodied voice says, he's crazy-

@YourWaterDispenser 10 күн бұрын

Disembodied voice: I HEARD YOU

@puddlel1ama327 10 күн бұрын

Crazy? I was crazy once

@PMSeymour 10 күн бұрын

The Blurred Username was someone I had previously kept off videos for privacy reasons, but they recently changed handles when it was submitted and I made a lapse in error, so I had to quickly blur it out. Sorry about that guys.

@phroexx 10 күн бұрын

Cause of death: what are you, a cop?

@lunameriweather7693 10 күн бұрын

Cause of death: shut the frick up and let me hyperfixate in peace

@VannyBeumer 9 күн бұрын

There's a non-zero chance they are, in fact, a cop.

@SuperTux20 10 күн бұрын

I didn't expect to get called out the instant I opened the video

@JustARandomDude027 10 күн бұрын

Same

@Fellkun 10 күн бұрын

I literally got up at 11 am like 4 minutes ago

@LuneWatcher 10 күн бұрын

literally laid in bed all day and now it's 4am

@Sparksol 10 күн бұрын

I woke up, saw that a new pmseymour video happened while i slept, opened it up and very first thing,

@RoseKindred 10 күн бұрын

I love "debating" with professors on semantics. I had a whole paper on the validity of the word "Ain't" and that there is no such thing as a "wrong word" because all language is a construct of art and social cues.

@phastinemoon 10 күн бұрын

I had one professor who was awesome, because he taught creative writing, and let you do what-the-fuck-ever as long as he could get the idea you were going for, but would start other writing classes with “this isn’t about what’s right or wrong, but what’s most likely to get you a good grade from other professors who will just fail you instead of debate.” He was a fellow ND giving all of us cheat codes

@Gamesaucer 10 күн бұрын

is not -> isn't are not -> aren't am not -> ain't That's literally it. We don't have "amn't" because it turned into "ain't" lol

@silentglacierfang 10 күн бұрын

@@Gamesaucer Slightly more complicated than that as ain't also means 'is not', 'are not', 'have not', 'has not', 'does not', 'did not', in addition to 'am not' and probably other usages that I am not aware of. It is a collapse of many different words and contractions into one word with weird sound shifts from multiple dialects through history. Edit: also, amn't is a word, along with an't but they're much more dialectally-restricted than ain't.

@Aura_Mancer 10 күн бұрын

Literally me telling my professor arriving on time was a privilege because public transportation is left barely working for the poor (in our country at least) and my family couldn't drive me to our college (in my country staying in dorms isn't a thing). Arguing with teachers was incredibly fun, I miss it

@Shythalia 9 күн бұрын

If "ain't" is "not a real word", then "innit" isn't as well (since they're both the same thing).

@havochellian1248 10 күн бұрын

I’m not just laying in bed, I’m restoring my mana so I can get through the day

@gameboy3d943 10 күн бұрын

Except that takes the whole day

@LucaTheStar 10 күн бұрын

Surviving a conversation does feel like it requires the use of magic spells

@deadlydingus1138 10 күн бұрын

Cause of death: I don’t fucking know.

@pokeninjafireemblem 10 күн бұрын

Cause of death: fucked around and found out

@junothomas5039 10 күн бұрын

wAIT _I'M_ A LEFT-HANDED NONBINARY PERSON-

@thatonegaminglatias4345 10 күн бұрын

Well, are you?

@toothfairy10133 10 күн бұрын

congrats on the gender affirmation

@firstlettersecondpower 10 күн бұрын

JESUS IS BACK????

@thatonegaminglatias4345 10 күн бұрын

@@firstlettersecondpower back again

@junothomas5039 10 күн бұрын

@@firstlettersecondpower AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

@DarkWizardFoxo 10 күн бұрын

lets go more tumblirs that gives us the chortles

@benstevens44 10 күн бұрын

I still prefer the "what's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question" version, but either way that's my favorite anti-joke. Always takes a minute for people to catch on, giving you just enough time to get behind cover before things start flying.

@Chaosrunepownage 10 күн бұрын

Cause of death: Fuck if I know!

@Techno_Idioto 10 күн бұрын

Cause of Death: How the hell am *I* supposed to know?!

@mysticz3686 10 күн бұрын

“wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy” is one of the best jokes ever made

@stm7810 10 күн бұрын

Cause of death: Are you a cop?

@samurexatlas7373 10 күн бұрын

3:58 Cause of death: taxes

@Ethan13371 10 күн бұрын

Cause of death: unnatural causes

@Sparksol 10 күн бұрын

Cause of death: Yes

@King_of_Clovers 10 күн бұрын

Cause of death: Reasons.

@logantharp6066 10 күн бұрын

cause of death: wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy that's just cain

@coruscaregames 10 күн бұрын

"Do I look like a brother-keeper"

@TotoDG 10 күн бұрын

From what I can find, the J and G in JG Wentworth stand for the first initials of the founders, James Delaney and Gary Veloric; as far as I can tell, there isn't even anyone named "Wentworth" involved in the company. **HOWEVER,** I _have_ been able to find that, around 2010, their CFO was one Mr. John J. Calamari. Now, as funny as "Jared Gerald Wentworth" is, it *pales* in comparison to John J. Calamari.

@Jacob-Sophia 10 күн бұрын

Apparently Mr. Wentworth was a fictional character used for advertising. THEY NAMED THE COMPANY AFTER THE MASCOT.

@901craft5 6 күн бұрын

Ah well this would have been a better post

@that1guyglitch947 10 күн бұрын

The run-on sentence one also doubles as Pm's attempt at a Bedman impression

@AbadonXXX 10 күн бұрын

Cause of death: so as a joke…

@CommissarMitch 10 күн бұрын

I do the opposite of run-on sentence; I tend to add a lot of punctuations and commas and such.

@benracer 10 күн бұрын

Remember that person who had the button to buy a Kia SUV and accidentally pressed it?

@QueenMonoChrome 10 күн бұрын

why would one even make that button?

@lilliematthews7922 10 күн бұрын

@@QueenMonoChromewhy would someone even buy that button?

@SolidSnakeFromMetalGear 10 күн бұрын

To buy a Kia SUv, what are yall confused about?

@omnomou81 9 күн бұрын

@@QueenMonoChrome Why do we even HAVE that lever

@OctopusOwl 10 күн бұрын

That tiny turret "gotcha" was cute

@kaelin_cherise 10 күн бұрын

Love when you're so early all the stats are broken. The video is 4 minutes old, yet PM's pinned comment is 5 minutes old. Love it

@Orchid_Merryweather 10 күн бұрын

Video is now 42 minutes old and the comment is 43 minutes old. It's still going

@crushermach3263 10 күн бұрын

That's not broken. You can add a comment before a video is published.

@QueenMonoChrome 10 күн бұрын

Cause of death; their head just did that

@leothebackgroundsheep3010 10 күн бұрын

Cause of death: It all started the day of my actual birth...

@lexslate2476 10 күн бұрын

JG Wentworth's full name is Jentworth Gentworth Wentworth. And I genuinely doubt he'd buy out your settlement if he wasn't ripping you off somehow. Why? Finance industry has more weasels in it than Harold's House of Weasels, and Harold's House of Weasels has a *LOT* of weasels.

@LordDarthHarry 10 күн бұрын

Name: Heavy Cause of death: Was killed

@AnInnocuousBlueCube 10 күн бұрын

Cause of Death: [this page has been intentionally left blank]

@tverdyznaqs 10 күн бұрын

That sneaky merch plug was good, respect! 👌

@brianroberts783 10 күн бұрын

Cause of Death: Where are your parents?

@firstlettersecondpower 10 күн бұрын

3:39 dave strider

@AnonymousButNott 10 күн бұрын

*clears throat* There was supposed to be a comma after write/read

@Octy_in_Boots 10 күн бұрын

2:29 maybe leaving this in the tags was a Mississippitake.

@samurexatlas7373 10 күн бұрын

1:41 This is like the idea of tech implants solely used to buy. Like yes I would like my right forearm to be a panel that I can use to purchase lays snack packs in bulk

@justagiraffe9434 10 күн бұрын

im lefthanded and have been questioning my gender(apparently if you're aromantic and/or asexual, feeling detached from your gender is common), so ive got about 8 years until i can try that wine party trick

@user-hl1tx7wl9b 3 күн бұрын

cause of death: stopped living

@DeathDealer_1021 9 күн бұрын

3:16 my cousin got accepted into one of the most prestigious aerospace schools in the country off of nothing but a talk with the dean, but she still dropped out and is now an unemployed chainsmoker!

@brendaneichler5244 10 күн бұрын

3:54 I mean, not giving a shit is what killed Elvis

@aurorealis5563 10 күн бұрын

As a leftie, yes I am jesus.

@electricbluetiramisu3713 10 күн бұрын

Ok I can admit that PM got me good at the end there with the weather boy reference. Well played

@maybeher0 10 күн бұрын

nobody expects a Kirby post in PM Seymour video

@bluelfsuma 9 күн бұрын

It may look like laying in bed, but it is actually some real in depth writing. I am giving my grey matter so much exercise. Coincidentally, that's also why I didn't get any sleep last night, despite laying completely still with my eyes shut for several hours. ;~;

@ryanbusch2885 10 күн бұрын

The edit on the word “mind” is like the show Lost with its title

@thefreshestbean 9 күн бұрын

cause of death: watched a P.M. seymour video while eating

@philippeleonspangenberger189 10 күн бұрын

0:30 OMG I AM exactly what you described :D

@joeblack6379 10 күн бұрын

Cause Of Death: "I need another vacation." Edit: Virtual cookie to anyone who can figure out my reference.

@emilygratz9203 9 күн бұрын

2:20 i wanna see more lol, this is hilarious.

@QueenAstrowaffles 9 күн бұрын

1:57 OMG I CANT BELIEVE IT ITS A KIRBY REFERENCE

@RasheedaParker-qn9ec 9 күн бұрын

Awesome 🤩

@curvingfyre6810 10 күн бұрын

I *hate* the concept of run on sentences, they make me chop up my ideas. If you can't comprehend me, then you need to read more of my sources.

@NODNS_n_M.ORD11630 10 күн бұрын

Fun fact: Marx's (Kirby Super Star) name in Japanese is Mark. Just Mark oh, hi Mark.

@dreamwolf7302 10 күн бұрын

Not me, a dual doctorate holding, Ph.D possessing, three different master degree having pathologist, lurking in the dark underbelly of Tumblr...nope not me at all.

@CIoudStriker 10 күн бұрын

What is this? A youtube comment section direly lacking in bees? My button that summons angry *BEES* ought to put a stop to that!

@rockgirl6786 10 күн бұрын

When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was Bill Wurtz at first

@YaBoyMiz 10 күн бұрын

I feel very called out as I lay in bed not bb knowing if it’s currently 8am or 8pm

@PlayrR3D156 10 күн бұрын

2:15 *Blows up pancakes with my autism*

@RinTheSpaceAce 6 күн бұрын

Nooooo, my pancakes D:

@queendiscombra 10 күн бұрын

the amount of dopamine i get when onw of my submissions gets read shouldn't be this high and yet

@hijklmnop777 10 күн бұрын

as a left handed nonbinary person yes

@kevinwillems8720 9 күн бұрын

1:54 had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

@syrennon5149 7 күн бұрын

What do ya mean? I love punctuation! Commas are my favorite :]

@UrWeirdCoreNeighbor 10 күн бұрын

0:27 Wha- Wait- WAIT I DON'T WANNA BE- NO I DON'T WANNA BE SOME GOD ON EARTH THAT NEVER GOES WELL SOMEONE HELP ME

@JustARandomDude027 10 күн бұрын

I just opened the video and was like “Yeah, and what about it”

@hiwaga7399 10 күн бұрын

omg it's the funny voice man

@sketchyskies8531 10 күн бұрын

As a lefty, I feel validated. Now if only the rest of the world would make scissors,pencils,and other items that would be accessible to us that’d be great

@insertcheesypunhere 10 күн бұрын

as a left handed nonbinary person, i can confirm my existence as The Messiah

@andrewollmann304 10 күн бұрын

1:42 Don’t worry…I’m pretty sure those Amazon things never took off.

@apuffofpink8484 10 күн бұрын

:0 VERMONT MENTIONED!!!!

@MaDmanEXE 10 күн бұрын

The "intercal" reference broke me

@ineedahandlemam 10 күн бұрын

I don't get reblogged often 👉 👉 But when I do I get scared.

@wreckitremy 10 күн бұрын

0:28 as an agnostic nonbinary lefty, I feel conflicted

@coruscaregames 10 күн бұрын

Stop being agnostic and believe in yourself

@SupersuMC 9 күн бұрын

I would have watched this yesterday, but asdfmovie 15 came out. Priorities.

@Smok_Argus 10 күн бұрын

❤

@TK-_-GZ 10 күн бұрын

Algorithmic Punch!

@definitelyjustahuman 10 күн бұрын

As a leftie, we are oppressed

@LegorocketsAnimation 10 күн бұрын

0:24 I'm nb but right handed. Do I get to duel wield like Asajj Ventress!?!?!

@_StarlightRose_ 10 күн бұрын

Poyo

@ihavenoclevername8300 10 күн бұрын

I dont use punctuation for shit! I speak English! But writing it? Forget it

@tacticalderpy2077 10 күн бұрын

Hey, hey, don't be looking at my link below. My eyes are up here.

@twojuiceman 9 күн бұрын

That run-on sentence person is correct the example isn't even a run-on sentence it's just really long this is a run-on sentence a run-on sentence is two or more independent clauses joined together without proper punctuation or conjunctions do you see the difference the original has correctly applied conjunctions and is grammatically correct albeit unwieldy.

@astralmarmaux 10 күн бұрын

@HporpedCat 10 күн бұрын

@godfrey_approves 10 күн бұрын

0:25 As a non-binary left handed person I am _dying of laughter_ 😂😂😂

@Sporefan9599 10 күн бұрын

I hate to disappoint that guy but J.G. Wentworth stands for James Gary Wentworth

@VeryMauricius 10 күн бұрын

Cause of death: i forgor

@notagoat281 9 күн бұрын

0:45 I want you to find that teacher and make her read Moby Dick. Seriously, do you have _any idea_ how long that book can go without a period? I've never read the whole book myself. Technically speaking, I've only read one sentence of it for school. But the thing is, that one sentence was _multiple pages long._ And I don't mean it started halfway through one page and ended halfway through the next, I mean it went on for several _FULL_ pages.