cuz they are already dead by blue necks

*Skaven slave raises his paw* Does that mean-

I guess wolfmen don't count?

I thought Rule #1 was Karl Franz is a poopy head?

I have never seen any horde Faction in middenland territory. If there Is something they are Better than EVERYONE else at, that Is giving some Mercy to the beastmans to put an end to Their suffering..

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MIDDENLAND BEST! MIDDENLAND BEST! FK U REIKLAND! :P ps. TODDY IS EMPEROR!

Reikland best! Franz is our emperor!

more than just accepted for units sake they became close friends and trusted allies.

@@the_dropbear4392 but lately Boris been losing his mind and that worries Karl

Sounds like a fantastic place to live.

Alex Jones: Legendary Lord. Trait: Goblin Slayer Effects: All infantry do 50% more damage and have a 50% more chance of hitting Goblin units.

*Norscland

@@randomkrieger2625 "Those rats turned the freaking wolves gay."

@@randomkrieger2625 passive faction effect: -75% replenishment rate for River trolls BECAUSE THEY PUT CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FREAKING FROGS GAY

No, this shit just happens every week in Altdorf.

Remember these videos when you recruit a utility hero that wanders around your territories raising public order, or boosting income, or what have you. While not fighting horrible monsters, swarms of rats, and whatever else, they are probably the single most stressed people in your army. I mean, besides the garrisons being placed in front of everyone that matters, but they don't count anyways.

@@aprinnyonbreak1290 pfft everyone knows if you work in a garrison you become immortal as part of your training, how else do they come back at full fucking health 1 FUCKING TURN AFTER I SACK YOUR SETTLEMENT!

I wonder if his office was moved to middenland because a hobbit stole the cathayan restaurant under his office fucking again

I feel like he deserves some freshly cooked fries, the best of Tilean meatballs, and a refreshing milkshake to wash it all down. It's the least we could do.

*Ghal Maraz' Bonk*

Athel Loren, anyone? Edit: Could even do it glade-by-glade.

I'm Boar Thrills and I'll show You how to survive in the harshest environment of the Old World.

I want to know why every region in ulthuan just train one thing.

@@deni140492deni An excellent question! You see, the answer is simple. Elves are arrogant douchebags. (Ngl, I love them for it, but still)

Can't wait for Marienburg

Nordlanders, most of whom have Norscan ancestors are somehow more chill and generally cool to hang with than many Middenlanders, maybe it's the lack of obsession over wolves.

Only with less mutants and trolls.

@@navilluscire2567 Nah, Nordlanders are even more OTT than Middenlanders.

It's Carlos!

they give their childs good names like ska, skweel, queek or thanquol and tell them rat conspiracy theories

There is one kid in Middenland with name Karl So Middenlanders could say that Karl from Middenland is still better than Karl Franz and certainly better than Stirland

Ikit Claw briefly goes pale(er), and silently scolds himself that he wasn't supposed to start that yet. Oops.

Says the guy who named his newly founded country in the new world after his country of origin lmao

Naming

Does have presedence after all (Old chinese name for china meaning Middle Kingdom... Meanthing it's the center of the world)

@@chaospacemarine8330 Bruh that was the joke.....

Shouldn't you be crying in your cold castle or something?

To be fair, if Boris lost Middenland in a BEASTMEN raid he doesn't deserve to have it back.

Karl Franz is the kind of Emperor who would punch you in the face and then explain how hypocritical it would be if you called him out on it.

lets not mistake middenheim with middenland! middenheim, with boris at its head, is actualy an independant city-state in the empire. Carroburg is the capital of middenland

Fffffuccck Karl Franz and the Empire! Beastmen are our new best friends!

The right war has started

MIDDENLAND BEST !!!

Go on SFO !

They do know, but the bad thing is they think worshipping Sigmar is “not right” since Sigmar worshipped Ulric and blessed by him. Why worshipping Sigmar instead of Ulric? *cough cough real life religion coflicts* They prefer the mono-god worshipping system than worship both of the gods.

@@TamLe-bj2yl actually some do not even think sigmar became a god, thinking the new religion(cult of sigmar) was based on a lie. and even those that think he is a god, are perfectly happy with the other imperial gods (taal, mors, etc) its just sigmar they take issue with. so its not that they prefure mono-god system but that they dislike the new god on the block. its more of a conservativist vs progressive conflict more than anything else. also religious conflicts in general are not particularly different from any other social conflict.

@@matthiuskoenig3378 Man... I bet they felt dumb when Sigmar returned during the End Times

@@TamLe-bj2yl Which strikes me as being odd, it's like I get that Ulric is a pretty important diety and all but *have people (both in-universe and outside) forgotten that the religion of the Empire IS in fact still polytheism,* there's more (arguably more) important gods besides Ulric and Sigmar. *It's why I find the terms "Sigmarite" and "Ulrican" so gods damned bizarre,* because these terms implies monotheism or monotheistic tendencies between worshippers of an agian polytheistic religion with many gods. What use is a god of war like Ulric to the growth of crops and the harvests? What does a warrior turned god like Sigmar know of the waterways and seas? That's where the other gods come in, a goddess like Rhaylla blessings of the harvest feed the soldiers of the Empire, It is Mannan, lord of the waters, the rivers and seas of the greatest realm of man in the Old World that are it's vital arteries, yet neither of these gods and the others in the Imperial Pantheon don't seem to get nearly as much respect or praise as the two war gods. Heck stranger still the self appointed heads of the two most 'prominent' gods get tons of political leverages and boons even with the Arch Lector of the Sigmarite Church and the Ar-Ulric of Ulric's Temple each get their own frickin Elector votes thus giving two cults vast influence on politics and theocracy within the Empire at the dismal expense of the other cults. *the cults of Sigmar and Ulric act more like wannabe competing monotheistic religions than parts of the same bloody pantheon!* Its a miracle the two cults haven't gone into any serious religious wars with each other over their dogma, more miraculous still they haven't tried to outlaw the other cults where their rule and grip is strongest Riekland for the Sigmarites and Middenland for the Ulricans, they both seem like just a few steps away from doing so and even going a step further by trying to do the same to the rest of the Empire through bloody repression.

the middenlanders think that the cult of sigmar forgets that, because the sigmarite cult is more prominent and they think that its disrespectful to their god. I'm pretty sure they still respect sigmar, but they have conflict with the sigmarite cult because the sigmarites hold more political and social influence.

Oh no, Texas is FAR worse. After all, Ulricans aren't generally pro-life.

He's a reiklander actually.

He's from a farm village outside Ubersreik and then went to Ostland as part of his job as a soldier.

@@Kirbyoto2098they must have changed his fluff then thats weird that he worships taal when he was born in the Reik Saltspyre should be very cautious of him but almost looks to him as a friend...even though Kruber worships Taal

@@Troupe_Master No, he says he grew up outside Ubersreik in the first game, it comes up a lot. Also, the Empire's religion is polytheistic, people worship multiple gods not just one. Tilea and Estalia share the same gods as the Empire (apart from Sigmar), and peasants in Bretonnia worship some of them too. Kruber probably focuses on Taal because he's from a farm community and Taal is the god of the wilds.

@@Kirbyoto2098Saltzpyre has no problem with Taal, Rhya, Myrmidia and the Dwarf Ancestor gods. However he does hate the Elven Gods which is reasonable.

nah, the book is full of pictures

Makes sense, seeing as he's a Middenlander (more specifically from senden) according to a little blurb between him and Kruber.

@@BLS31 now that explains the screaming!

Who cares what that furry thinks

@@malekiththeeternityking5433 shut up malekith go cry to mommy/girlfriend

@@alvarodebarrio7718 At least I'm banging the hottest woman in the world. Leman finds wolves attractive....

@@malekiththeeternityking5433 but at least his people are useful and doesn't spread chaos, need blood to be young, have a demon in her ass you want to continue

@@alvarodebarrio7718 Useful? It's entirely his fault that an entire loyalist chapter fell to Chaos

More like "Middle finger to the empire"

I would say "heart" of the Empire and It's best province. With best ruler and best God.

@@user-no1nj9ji1d said middlelanders

Middenland does have a certain magnetic quality to it. Whenever I just kind of wander around the Old World, I end up inevitably drown to Middenland.

oof, finally it stays. KZfaq automatically deletes everything with Dep0rt or W4ll, not very freedom of them.

No but those who know are rewuired to keep it secret or the witch hunters will roast them.

I'm a lizardman fan, but their lore is pretty undercooked, so they probably won't get them. We pretty much have Mazdamundi, Mazda-adjecent, and then the Cult of Sotek. Unless I'm missing something huge. Skaven clans were already done with Team Fortress, but there are an absolute ton of minor clans that could still be defined. As an aside, Clan Mors is always kinda funny, since it's technically a small, minor clan, but is sort of the poster child for the Skaven. Dwarfs, High Elves, Brettonia, and Tomb Kings seem to have the most on hand material to define the various lesser territories and sub factions.