Once Upon an Apocryphal Christmas...
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Жыл бұрынChristmas in the Apocryphal Gospels is strange. In this video, we’ll explore the festive stories and Christian writings that didn’t make it into the Bible. After all, the Christmas story in the Bible is very brief, so delving into these unofficial texts reveals colourful extra details. Like dragons, a walking/talking baby-Jesus, and an obedient tree giving Mary its fruit.
Ever heard of the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, The History of Joseph the Carpenter, The Gospel of Pseudo Matthew, or the amazingly named Protoevangelium of James? Nowadays, we’ve largely forgotten that these hidden stories even exist. But they’ve always been there, especially in religious art. Had the apocryphal gospels been included in the Bible, they would have dramatically changed how the Christmas story is told. Something to think about: to what extent were the Apocryphal Gospels part on an original Christmas story?
I really hope you enjoy this one, and do check out my new podcast The Interruption. I’m so excited to share it with you all - it’s been a year in the making. Thank you for a great year here on KZfaq and for 730k subscribers!
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#benotafraid
@hochelaga Жыл бұрын
👽📺 Hey! Check out my podcast series, The Interruption: stak.london/shows/the-interruption/
@storming. Жыл бұрын
Sure
@storming. Жыл бұрын
Why
@certifiedjojofan Жыл бұрын
ok
@aflow- Жыл бұрын
Hello
@storming. Жыл бұрын
Not
@purplehaze2358 Жыл бұрын
There's something oddly adorable about a donkey and ox taking one look at a baby and instantly being like "Aight, we're your pets now".
@godofthecob1127 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, if I was a donkey, I would want to be baby Jesus’s donkey
@hunterball7938 Жыл бұрын
The donkey probably only did it because he didn't want to be an *ass*. eh I'll see myself out
@amaravazquez8591 Жыл бұрын
"And in the morning, I'm makin' waffles!" - the donkey...probably.
@bluevanga30 Жыл бұрын
They imprinted on him?
@TheArtofKAS Жыл бұрын
YESSSS. So good honestly. 😂
@aszazaferiana Жыл бұрын
ProtoEvangelium could be such a cool band name
@aszazaferiana Жыл бұрын
we are PROTOEVANGELIUM and this song is called "The Bible Accurate Angels Took my Baby Away"
@deathbywords Жыл бұрын
Do it girl!
@aszazaferiana Жыл бұрын
@@deathbywords I just need some bandmates, I've been coming up with bandnames in the same way in the last couple years, mixing 2 words togheter since all the cool names have already been taken by a century of bands. :v
@Kitsaplorax Жыл бұрын
I think the band would be a sort of Yemenite metal folk fusion sound. But all acoustic.
@vvinterwulf Жыл бұрын
I call dibs
@OrdonWolf Жыл бұрын
We need to start adding dragons to nativity scenes ASAP
@MothOnWall Жыл бұрын
No need. Seraphim has that covered. The Nativity is about Jesus though.
@stripedlisarrd25yt 10 ай бұрын
yes
@monus782 6 ай бұрын
That's exactly what I'll try to do this year
@MichaelJones-ni5pb 5 ай бұрын
Crocodiles inhabited the area & that's where dragons came from.
@philtkaswahl2124 Жыл бұрын
It always amuses me about how between the othodox texts and apocrypha you basically have a fully fledged cinematic universe, complete with sequels, prequels, interquels, and multiple continuity snarls and retcons.
@viljamtheninja Жыл бұрын
Same thing with ancient Greek and Roman mythology; they could AT LEAST make a Game of Thrones-style show about it.
@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Жыл бұрын
Start dipping into the non cannon stuff from other local faiths
@christianclausen9969 Жыл бұрын
As Marc Maron said, they both came out of the old Jewish writer's room.
@KatiTheButcher Жыл бұрын
@@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 thats what is so fascinating it was all part of the lore back in those days. Many different "religions" had stories of a messiah, a sacrifice.
@MichaelJones-ni5pb 5 ай бұрын
@@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 Islam uses Jesus commanding the palm tree & making birds from clay in the Qu'ran so, in a way it's already been done. Looks like the Council of Nicaea voted out some valid writings, as Pseudo-Matthew does confirm Isaiah.
@purplehaze2358 Жыл бұрын
"If we're going to include apocryphal creatures, where's the kid dressed up like a dragon?" ...Looking back on my childhood, I would _absolutely_ be that kid provided the opportunity to do so.
@5peciesunkn0wn Жыл бұрын
I think there'd be a riot among the kids who *weren't* picked to be the dragon lol.
@thisisrex1676 Жыл бұрын
@@5peciesunkn0wn for real
@crusader.survivor Жыл бұрын
Going with your namesake, you'd dress up as 'Puff the Magic Dragon'
@jamesflames6987 Жыл бұрын
I've got an image in my head now of a nativity play where the kids have to bring in their own costumes and the one playing the angel comes in with the flaming wheels of eyes.
@crusader.survivor Жыл бұрын
@@jamesflames6987 That would be awesome!
@svenbungy3801 Жыл бұрын
It was a hochelaga Christmas… and all through the street Not a creature was stirring Not even the sheep And then came along The jolly old hoch Telling every boy and girl of Hieronymous Bosch
@AC-hj9tv Жыл бұрын
Killed it
@homo.incurvatus Жыл бұрын
@@AC-hj9tv Fuck. Yes.
@saurdalaire Жыл бұрын
I started watching this channel when you made Twas a bible accurate Christmas, and now it's pretty much gone full circle! Love it!
@inciucio Жыл бұрын
Me too!
@euansaayman8789 Жыл бұрын
Heh... Full Circle
@CourtneyCoulson Жыл бұрын
"Things get apocryphal again", I've got to use that phrase at some point in my life. "How'd the date go?" "It got apocryphal".
@txin999 Жыл бұрын
Ok but they should have never removed that part about the donkey and the ox =)) It made the Christmas story even more wholesome
@andrewternet8370 Жыл бұрын
Take a look at an Orthodox icon. It's in there.
@duckmeat4674 Жыл бұрын
Orthodox icons have the donkey and ox! The NT apocrypha isnt included but it exists in the icons
@nicolegorring9761 Жыл бұрын
Its referenced in some of the carols - "the ox and the lamb come around him", and "oh come let us adore him"
@sandradermark8463 Жыл бұрын
@@andrewternet8370they appear in the Spanish nativity
@wincification Жыл бұрын
I've always felt like something is missing in all the Christmas narratives. And it's a dragon!
@rylack5608 Жыл бұрын
So... In my country, is a tradition to make a christmas manger in the houses or in the town blocks, so neighbours and familes can pray togheter and share food until 25 morning... I always noticed that a donkey and a bull figure are always put near Jesus crib, but we never questioned it nor really think about it. So for now on, i'll never see those animals again in the same way, and probably tell everyone about this. Greetings from Colombia
@abdielrainbowhellsangel2256 Жыл бұрын
Make a dragon to add to it this year 😅
@nunyabiznes33 Жыл бұрын
Belen
@daniimariin Жыл бұрын
this goes SO WELL with the last Wendigoon video, like this is the ""light"" version, and wendigoon went to the depths of the biblical fanfiction 🤩 Please collab!! Edit: I added quote marks because I understand it's a lot of work nonetheless ^^
@LagrangePoint0 Жыл бұрын
daniela, hablas español?
@kta_0187 Жыл бұрын
I will marry you
@97Corvi Жыл бұрын
I see that you are a woman of colture as well 😎
@cristianzuniga569 Жыл бұрын
Wendigoon is overrated
@epmcgee Жыл бұрын
It's not a lot of work. This is bare minimum and contains inaccuracies.
@achmaddaru9456 Жыл бұрын
I love ancient people, I mean they saw a strange creature to tell them what to do and their reaction was like "yeah that's legit"
@wolfiemuse Жыл бұрын
Heavy air quotes on “saw” LOL. nobody saw shit except maybe in dreams which they interpreted as from god/gods
@kewajdf Жыл бұрын
@@wolfiemuse Prove it
@thrithgolden2748 Жыл бұрын
Better than us following the lies of the CDC, NIH and FAUCI. 🤣🤣🤣
@MrPrius-fy1sc Жыл бұрын
@@thrithgolden2748 so true! i too would rather listen to a heffalump i saw in a dream once than peer-reviewed medical professionals
@duckmeat4674 Жыл бұрын
@@MrPrius-fy1sc then why did these peer review medical professionals prevent anyone suing pharmecutical companies producing these vaccines? If its so safe then why safeguard?
@Wrigsthelegend Жыл бұрын
I love the way he says “thats nice”
@sird2333 Жыл бұрын
I read your comment just as he said that! 😄
@Wrigsthelegend Жыл бұрын
@@sird2333 😆
@SeraphimKnight Жыл бұрын
I hear that in the protoevangelium of james a young man named Shiloh is made to fight angels against his will by his father. Canonical angels are pretty weird but they have some gnarly described appearances in there. "Mount the war chariot, Shiloh!" is a fairly famous quote from that gospel.
@tiramisucocolands7952 Жыл бұрын
I thoughy the kid forced to fight angels because of is father forced him to called Shinji Ikari
@forestprophet 2 ай бұрын
Oh my Lord this took me a while lmao
@jevinday Жыл бұрын
This stuff is fascinating. I was raised Mormon so I know all about Biblical fan fiction, that's what the book of Mormon is. When are they gonna make a Christmas movie about baby Jesus taming dragons?
@weirdo9958 Жыл бұрын
Are you still a Christian?
@jevinday Жыл бұрын
@@weirdo9958 no I'm not. I left when I was about 15. I consider myself agnostic I guess, nontheistic to be a little more specific. I have differences in agreement with a lot of the core doctrine of Christianity. I do find a lot of value in the concept of Jesus and look up to what they say he was. I say that I believe in Jesus in a figurative sense but not in a literal sense, I don't know if that makes SENSE or not? Hahaha
@weirdo9958 Жыл бұрын
@@jevinday are you trying to say that you don't believe Jesus existed but you believe in the values of Christianity?
@jevinday Жыл бұрын
@@weirdo9958 yeah exactly. Sorry I was trying to figure out how to put how I feel into words
@DankAlien2580 Жыл бұрын
I don’t understand the concept of Christmas. Jesus was not born anywhere near Christmas, atleast according to the bible
@SEMIA123 Жыл бұрын
Lowkey a little scary that jesus drops the be not afraid line.
@profile1674 Жыл бұрын
That image at 02:22 had me in stitches! Great channel, keep up the good work, dear sir.
@nategracci9035 Жыл бұрын
Bro’s got that light skin stare
@wulf5891 Жыл бұрын
@@nategracci9035 the one brow at a 90° angle lmao
@kennethrapp1379 Жыл бұрын
The question is, does the Proto-evangelion contain a cruel angel's pre-thesis?
@takeagalbythehand Жыл бұрын
They've presented their thesis statement at the very least, but the requests for revisions led to the neon genesis version.
@whathell6t Жыл бұрын
@@takeagalbythehand You mean the one where the gay angel is the proofreader.
@aroguebard Жыл бұрын
2:23 I'm sorry but that angel doing 'the people's eyebrow' made me lose it 💀
@DankBoyy00 Жыл бұрын
Why was I forced to be a Sheppard in my Christmas play when I could have been a dragon :( come on man
@xtr80 Жыл бұрын
Sad
@AC-hj9tv 2 ай бұрын
Commander Shepard
@Sound557 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for some teens to make a biblically accurate nativity play, it'll be the best Christmas prank ever.
@landrypierce9942 Жыл бұрын
Well, this ISN’T the Bible. These accounts are from the books that were rejected by the early church councils that determined the Biblical canon.
@williamtyson3401 Жыл бұрын
Imagine your kids first words were to be not afraid
@IceHammer872 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@TheArtofKAS Жыл бұрын
Loved this too much. The young Jesus stories are just beautiful and despite their positioning in the Canon. It's nice to see that many people, even at the time, liked the stories.
@Donutearthpodcast Жыл бұрын
It's amazing how there was fan fiction back then too.
@Caerulis Жыл бұрын
I see the donkey and ox depicted as art in my Orthodox Church, I always thought they represented good/evil. I’m sure my dad will like it when I tell him it’s not biblically accurate.
@calebshoemaker Жыл бұрын
They're in almost every icon of the nativity
@Caerulis Жыл бұрын
@@calebshoemaker I don’t see them at Catholic Churches
@calebshoemaker Жыл бұрын
@@Caerulis but RC art and an Orthodox icon aren't the same thing. And EO icons of the nativity, no matter how sparse the characters, will have the ox and donkey because of that verse in Isaiah
@sandradermark8463 Жыл бұрын
They also appear in Spanish nativity dioramas
@HarlanDaleAbsher Жыл бұрын
As an atheist this just sounds like the wildest fever dream to ever exist
@nunyabiznes33 Жыл бұрын
As an ex-Catholic, I love how trippy this was.
@colinsmith1288 Жыл бұрын
A gin and tonic can usually help . Clarity assured.
@monus782 6 ай бұрын
@@nunyabiznes33 after I stopped being a Catholic myself I didn't know what to make of the story but these wild stories are making me like the holiday again, now I just want to add a dragon to the nativity scene to make it more fun
@MSK.ofAlexandria 5 ай бұрын
@@monus782 Seeing as how much the original Christian doctrine was changed by the Catholics, no wonder people leave the faith... I always see "As an ex-Catholic" but never "As an ex-Protestant" If I may ask, why did you leave? Im Christian myself, and I evangelize quite often, so I like to know arguments against it.
@vee1267 Жыл бұрын
7:22 I actually remember this from an obscure Christmas carol we sang in youth choir! It’s called “the cherry tree carol” and it’s from the Middle Ages when weird theology was all over the damn place. The only difference between the song and the story in the video is, in the song Jesus hasn’t been born yet. The tree is commanded to bow by unborn fetus-Jesus so his momma can snack on some cherries. Also, Joseph is salty because he literally just found out that Mary’s pregnant and it’s not his kid, but then the tree bows for her and Joseph is all like “holy crap, she really WAS knocked up by god. This is kinda awesome. Alright, we’re cool Mary, I’m okay with this”.
@joz6683 Жыл бұрын
More roles for children in their Nativity. A dragon would be awesome in any play but in the Nativity, it beats being a shepherd...
@vproject2564 Жыл бұрын
If you have fanfiction, fanart is usually close behind.
@Yormond857 Жыл бұрын
if my toddlers first words were do not be afraid u cn be sure as hell thats exactly what im gunna be
@takeagalbythehand Жыл бұрын
Yup I would run screaming
@ampersand2001 Жыл бұрын
I love your work, and the Interruption has been simply FANTASTIC. I cannot wait to see what is next!!
@theirtheyrethere7946 Жыл бұрын
6:30 I chuckled so hard at this Of course those are his first words lmao I think i have lost my mind.
@ashtonndlovu9470 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Heavenly beings will jumpscare the living daylight out of u then gaslight u 😂
@theamericane2655 Жыл бұрын
Twas an apocryphal accurate Christmas and all through the house No ones was screaming Except for the catholic mouse
@hackman669 Жыл бұрын
Oh 😄🤣😂😆😄🤣
@4Usuality Жыл бұрын
Christmas is a lovely holiday, it's Christian, it's norse, it's english, its everything :) I'm glad even as a lapsed Christian I can really appreciate a good holiday. Speaking of, I'd love it if you do similar videos on other Christian or even or religious holidays! Even ones we might not celebrate anymore. That would be really extra cool in my opinion :p
@jonprive430 Жыл бұрын
Herod's slaying of the children (often "childer") is in the deep verses of many carols: "Coventry Carol" and especially "Unto Us is Born a Son"
@LOFTY301 Жыл бұрын
I hope Hochelaga will do a more recent lore explanation, like explaining the entire Monument Mythos or telling us the actual story of Death Stranding.
@PatrickRsGhost Жыл бұрын
King Herod is mentioned in one song often played at Christmas, although not as often as others. "The Coventry Carol", quite possibly one of the oldest known carols ever written, mentions King Herod. "Herod the king, in his raging Charged he hath this day His men of might in his own sight All young children to slay"
@chasecash1363 10 ай бұрын
Going from wendigoons apocryphal video to this is awesome
@JustBcozx84 Жыл бұрын
I got in trouble as a kid during my church nativity play for dressing up as a dragon.
@hackman669 Жыл бұрын
🐉🐲🀄🐉🐲🀄
@kxttenxteeth Жыл бұрын
Love this video, you answered a few questions I always had about specific stories left out of the Bible! Thank you for all you do
@Salvatoreguglielmo_ Жыл бұрын
I love your channel. Mainly your personality and how its expressed in your motion graphics. It's both educational and entertaining.
@user-fc7yi4ud3m Жыл бұрын
During Christmas dinner my grandmother would always choose as table decoration a manger with baby Jesus surrounded by his parents and a few animals, including a donkey and an ox. I remember looking at the animals and thinking they looked in awe. We're from South America.
@richardwolff71 Жыл бұрын
Christmas came around on 325 A.D Jesus was born on 9/11/3 B.C.
@BeHappy-ky5ft Жыл бұрын
I love these videos. Very informative without being biased. Interesting stuff. Great work!
@chucklebutt4470 Жыл бұрын
Listening to The Interruption right now! It's really great so far. Congrats on your success, man!
@user-ec2rc3lr7v Жыл бұрын
I was so happy when I saw this in my notifications. Thank you!
@DavidHarberRadio Жыл бұрын
Loving your work. Thanks for doing these - and well done on your work solving the Southern TV mystery.
@B_A-tr Жыл бұрын
The "jesus bending a tree for mary to eat from it" bit is also in the Qu'ran to my knowledge, but there, she was still pregnant
@rosiethomas310 Жыл бұрын
im not even religious but i eat these videos up so much.
@Nodim1er Жыл бұрын
Another great video, Tommie! Thank you very much.
@sebastianhoesing1749 Жыл бұрын
I have to say I absolutely love your podcast about the southern television interruption.
@nicholaszacharewicz693 Жыл бұрын
For some reason that old dancing baby gif popped into my head when told that seconds-old baby J could already stand 😂
@amayuk9016 Жыл бұрын
This was a super interesting video! Also really loving the podcast. Keep up the excellent work!
@sonyslyer9946 Жыл бұрын
Ah, truly a great and cozy video on a such a cold night… thank you for this! I always learn something new from you
@katrinakeith8066 Жыл бұрын
Yes! Happy holiday to you Hoch! Thanks for the gift of this video :)
@owliloquy4385 Жыл бұрын
Yet another Christmas special! An early xmas gift perhaps?
@allirain3901 Жыл бұрын
I would love if you could upload your podcast to KZfaq, even with just a blank screen in the back. Thank you for always making very interesting and well made videos.
@kta_0187 Жыл бұрын
This is the only video upload by you that I didn't watch instantly, yet I am watching it now Hochelaga, and my insomnia is getting calm. I can sleep with your voice lullaby.
@Hartmansgrad Жыл бұрын
I thought it was weird enough when three Zoroastrians turn up but I wasn't ready for Neo-Gospel Evangelium
@Jambi14 Жыл бұрын
I so enjoy your videos. Please keep them coming. Thank you for yet another fascinating tale.
@tom23rd Жыл бұрын
I just finished The Interruption, it was absolutely amazing, well done sir. Heres to (not spoiling it)❤️
@GalaxyWarrior2099 Жыл бұрын
I love your voice, I’m sure gonna enjoy the podcast man
@christinearmington Жыл бұрын
Haha just what I’ve always felt missing from “the Christmas Story” - dragons 🐉! 🤬🎄👍
@alethealopez4475 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for this. I really enjoyed it. Merry Christmas 🐂🌟
@hartfartpoptart Жыл бұрын
The date of Christmas actually comes from a calculation by one of the early church leaders, who believe Jesus was conceived during one of the feast days, and based on his calculation, Jesus' birth landed on Dec 25th. Interestingly, some others in the east made similar calculations, but landed on Jan 6th as the date, and from what I understand, the twelve days of Christmas was created to bridge the gap between the two points of view.
@stephaniefogelvik4756 Жыл бұрын
You might want to re-check your facts. Jesus was not born in the winter, and "Christmas" has nothing to do with Jesus.
@Pollicina_db Жыл бұрын
@@stephaniefogelvik4756you gotta solve that child mormon trauma of yours my friend
@hartfartpoptart Жыл бұрын
@@stephaniefogelvik4756 I'm not saying He was or wasn't, I'm simply saying we got the date Dec 25th from earlier church leaders who had a theory about when it was.
@giordy9013 Жыл бұрын
I just LOVE this video, best Christmas gift Dungeons and dragons quote got me lol
@Winteramen 11 ай бұрын
Listening to The Interruption right now! Great start man!
@trowabarton101 Жыл бұрын
Perfect timing for my commute. 🥰
@Tehinstrumentalist Жыл бұрын
One note on the slaughter of the innocents, it is in a Carol: the Coventry Carol. It isnt very often performed for obvious reason though.
@bety6009 Жыл бұрын
Ohmygod I love your videos so so so much! Thank you for the podcast, I am looking forward to listen to it! Btw in my country, Czechia, we have traditions of making little "Betlehems". Those are tiny sceneries made from paper, wood, ceramics or basically anything you can imagine and they present the picture of the holy family right after a birth of baby Jesus. We always include donkey and the ox in those, it´s a necesity and quite literally I´ve never thought where did they come from. So thank you for explanantion!
@AC-hj9tv 2 ай бұрын
❤❤
@balloonga4541 Жыл бұрын
It's really fun to watch this video on Christmas eve.
@thetechnologicalsingularity Жыл бұрын
Always looking forward to a notification from you!!
@greebler2 5 ай бұрын
This awesome video has now joined my yearly Christmas traditions. I absolutely Love your videos!!!!
@mariochavez9963 Жыл бұрын
Praise be Saklas! Another upload has arrived!
@wolfiemuse Жыл бұрын
Tommy I just wanted to say since this is the first video you’ve released in a bit - I ADORE the Intereuption. I’m addicted to it and each episode I’m trying to guess who we’ve heard that may have actually been the guy. My current theory is it’s the older British gentleman who was knowledgeable about aerials and said he was putting one up the day of the event!! That guy. Think you talked to him from the Facebook page. Don’t remember the guys name. Just wanted to give you my appreciation. A very very good podcast
@theJevin Жыл бұрын
Great one. So excited to listen to the podcast
@wuba5456 Жыл бұрын
thank you so much you're comforting
@celtofcanaanesurix2245 Жыл бұрын
may I mention that its actually more likely that the Christmas tree was a German innovation, as the Teutonic knights whose job it was to wipe out Baltic paganism are recorded as having set up a tree in Christmas and danced around it. If it were pagan, that'd be an odd thing for devout Christian crusaders to do. It could've been a Germanic pagan tradition, but if so it was integrated into Christian lore early in Germany, early enough to allow holy crusaders to think it was just fine and not heretical in the slightest
@SlapstickGenius23 11 ай бұрын
F54king true!
@joshuab4586 Жыл бұрын
Didn’t the midwife’s hand shrivel and die from checking Mary’s hymen? (Obviously according to Apocryphal stories)
@jackmiller1209 Жыл бұрын
Wonderful video! Such an elegant delivery of obscure data and superb imagery. Mega like!!
@CalumCarlyle Жыл бұрын
4:25 - wow, you have phrased this very delicately. In the text, I don't think it's the baby that's being inspected. Here's the passage: "...A virgin has conceived, a virgin has brought forth, and a virgin she remains." And hearing these words, Salome said: Allow me to handle thee, and prove whether Zelomi have spoken the truth. And the blessed Mary allowed her to handle her. And when she had withdrawn her hand from handling her, it dried up, and through excess of pain she began to weep bitterly, and to be in great distress, crying out, and saying: "O Lord God, Thou knowest that I have always feared Thee, and that without recompense I have cared for all the poor; I have taken nothing from the widow and the orphan, and the needy have I not sent empty away. And, behold, I am made wretched because of mine unbelief, since without a cause I wished to try Thy virgin."
@Leash_Canada Жыл бұрын
I love your videos. Thanks for putting your efforts into them!
@Tupacandme Жыл бұрын
Excited to listen to the podcast
@amynicholecervantes3065 Жыл бұрын
I ❤️❤️❤️❤️ all your videos and content. Amazing!
@juanamaral7134 Жыл бұрын
merry christimas, you guys!!! 💖💖
@xtr80 Жыл бұрын
Thx man
@geekdivaherself Жыл бұрын
Excellent angle on Christmas!
@OriginalDonutposse Жыл бұрын
One of the gnostic gospel Christmas traditions I like best is when the holy family share their recipe for a nice hot cup of hochelaga.
@forceghostburtreynolds7597 Жыл бұрын
fascinating, thank you. merry Christmas
@CaptnScott Жыл бұрын
Another great video. Happy Christmas to you sir.
@boninandclonen8543 Жыл бұрын
My hoodie looks great, thank you for a biblically accurate Christmas
@bookerrobinson5679 Жыл бұрын
I got chills when he said, "Be not afraid.". That phrase is low-key terrifying. I do like how this story highlights how powerful a diety living on earth would be.
@lykenben Жыл бұрын
Love your videos and looking forward to listening your podcast
@kingofcards9516 Жыл бұрын
God bless you. Merry Christmas.
@raynerhandrian1486 Жыл бұрын
Proto Genesis Evangalium show is gonna be lit 🔥
@boninandclonen8543 Жыл бұрын
My hoodie looks great. Thank you for a biblically accurate Christmas.
@kugell Жыл бұрын
I NEED EP 7 OF INTERRUPTED!!!!! So amazing great work 🤙🤙
@datepicboi4870 Жыл бұрын
When will your podcasts be out? We're excited
@DoomTown92 Жыл бұрын
Amazingly done
@nickhurr69420 Жыл бұрын
This is some really cool fairy tale stories.
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