I like how whenever mr. kong starts starving, he puts on his epic snapback

I love how "He's starving", yet instead of eating the millions of bananas he comes across ("His favourite food") he decides to become a carnivore and instead eat the rare meat bone

it's been years and i'm still not over "the tree blasted slowly"

It's not a bootleg unless it has the bootleg classic dialogue. "Oblige me with the benefit of your!"

This might be the only real instance of "Watch as I beat the whole game" in the history of this channel.

"I have Donkey Kong 6 if you finish this one" dear lord this has me in stitches laughing

"This is one of hardest games I've ever played" said Chris, as he played literally just 1-1 from Super Mario bros.

Pretty sure Donkey Kong himself wrote the intro.

Chris got so mad that he briefly reverted to his native Irish accent

"The flower bloomed no longer, and the tree blasted slowly." - William Shakespeare

19:54 the start of the brilliant but short lived Bobert O'Neil saga

The only old man voice julian knows is Dracula

For anyone wondering, the into said: 'The Pretty and virtuous girl Sod- oma was Donkey Ko- ng's friend, she w- as the spirit what charge of all the Plant in the world , she distributed sunlight air and water to each Pla- nt everyday, so th- at they could grow up healthy and st- rongly… But the Lombado lived in the dark- some comer didn't like the darksome comer didn't like the world full of green grass and b- loomy flowers. So t- he evil Lombado a- bducted Sodoma, to amest the growth of the life. From then on. The flower bloo- med no longer, and the tree blasted slowly...… the b- anana and the wild fruit the donkey kong loved had be- en lacked too. The world became deso- late at once...… There were no a- ny thing to eat, D- onkey Kong fely v- ery hungry, and the famine made him t- hinner and thinner , finally he became a monkey. The poor Donkey kong can but left the forest, begun his difficult jou- mey to search for food and save Sod- oma…...'

I love how you guys took this game more seriously than you took Cuphead

I love how they ripped 90% of the enemies from Tiny Toon Adventures.

Oney: *beats donkey Kong 5 flawlessly* Also oney: *falls into the same hole 4 times in super Mario bros*

Should have pressed no on the continue screen because all these bootleg games always have really fucked up gory pictures when you press no

Every once in a while I keep coming back to the Ding Dong and Julian era and it's always as funny as I remember

The grandpa O'neil bit, issa Mastapiece.

The armadillos and item boxes are from Tiny Toons on gameboy. This game is a weird clusterfuck of sprites..

Oney vs Bobert O'Neil must be animated.

Why is Julien upset in the thumbnail? We all know he would be excited at the thought of getting rekted by Donkey Kong.

"Finally he became a monkey" has been stuck in my lexicon for 5 years.

Has Julian just been replaced by a recording?

Anyone else think its funny that the plot is he's hungry but the coins in this game are bananas?

Okay, I've watched a *lot* of OneyPlays since discovering it years ago, and Bobert O'Neill might be the funniest thing they've ever done.

*GUIDE ME BANANAS*

Ding Dong's old man tangent had me red in the face from laughing so hard.

The part with Bobert O'Neill was killing me.

Why does Julian sound like he's been recorded off a recording

there's only two kinds of people in this world: stinkies, and funnies

"Monkey!" - Dennis Hopper

It's so validating to me to hear another human even mention Xavier: Renegade Angel. It's ten years now that I've been the only person I know to talk or think about it.

can't wait for bobert o'neill to be animated

I never understood why the meat makes him grow, but all those bananas you collect mean nothing

dingong: "Bobert o'neil is on his deathbed." Me: "OY I DIE!!"

"I am the fourth Donkey Kong"

I fucking love the game has Pokémon pinball music hahahaha

Bobert O’Neil’s horny, dying words will never cease to make me laugh, even years later

st- rongly

I love how DK cosplays as his friend Diddy when he is harmed or hungry.

I love Donkey Kong 5. The dynamic between the final boss, Dracula, and Donkey is really interesting

If I had to find one positive thing about this bootleg, it would be that when you game over it just starts you over back at the same level.

I loved playing this as a young boy back on the Nintendo gameboygirl during the world war 1 in 1999

16:30 I wanted to hear what Julian was talking about.

"That's very funni" "It's not" "Ehehehe" 😂😂😂

The Pokemon Pinball music opened deep crevasses of my memory

Ding Dong was extra special in this one. I love him. lmao

16:20 HE DIDN'T FINISH!

Ah yesss my favorite area on Donkey Kong Island.. Monument Valley, Utah

Dingus made me spit my milk in to Sodoma's corona. Ding dong was so funny this episode had my sides splitting!

The last bit with Grandpa Bobert O'Neil was probably the hardest i've laughed in a while.

Donkey Kong came Through all kinds of difficulties, conquered Lonbadoba, and saved Sadoma.

10:58 i love how happy julian gets when he sees the skull fellas

I always find myself coming back to this video for the Grandpa storyline.

thanks for the username btw

"Christopher, it was meant for you--BLEH!"

1:11 No no, that's "The journey OF over time and space"! Also, I like how you can't go left past parts of the screen that have been scrolled past, except for sometimes when you can, like when using the tornado move.

"what have you done to my brain after a year of being around you" That's exactly how i feel after becoming a fan of Chris, dingdang...

To this day I have no idea what those piranha plant replacements were supposed to be

The background music during the Bobert O'Neil bit is so fitting.

Is that some new Oney™ music in the beginning? Have a boy

I believe that The Stinkies (or some alternate spelling, like Skinkees) are a race of tiny humanoids with massive, long feet and toes longer than their legs, long pointy ears and noses and prehensile tails.

7:18 I can’t believe Julian actually likes a meme. That’s great.

That grandpa bit is *GOLD*

i use your videos to drown out my parents arguing. thnx

It's got scary music at the end because it's a creepypasta

I *need* to stop eating food while watching oney, I almost choked and died because I was laughing like 15 times.

If this was real instead of slapping someone silly you can slap someone starving

How the fuck is there a tighter screen crunch than the original super Mario bros that came out in 1985? HAAAAAOOOOOWWWW??!!!

Monkey when has meat 🍖 Monkey when has no meat ❌

I like that Bobert was genuinely apologetic that he gave Chris the family teeny weeny peeny.

10:16 I legit though the Family Guy theme song started playing

Was that final boss Dracula? "He did the SpOoKy SpLaSH"

I think it would be hilarious if the boys played VRChat.

Chris kinda sounded like Joel or vargskelethor when he was trying to keep up with the text at the beginning.

This has got to be my most returned to series, lol.

I can't wait for Donkey Kong 6: Diddy's Salty Man-Water Misadventures.

So epic, it uses sprites from at least four games: Donkey Kong Country, Darkwing Duck, some kind of Mario game, that one game with the Tazmanian Devil There's tons of stolen stuff, impressive!

Have an HD remake of this game called hungerilla

I was about comment on what a masterpiece this video is, then I realized I do that with every OneyPlays. God, OneyPlays just gives me a reason to live, it's too good.

Like the sudden abbreviated Andy Sweetie scream at the end, now that's true joy

Chris's family crest is the Official Nintendo Power Donkey Kong 2 Strategy Guide free poster.

This music is insanely nostalgic to me...I think it's crazy the feelings that a song, a smell, even a game can invoke

22:33 "Save me" "I don't want to"

Holy shit, I never watched this video from beginning to end and the Bobert O’Neill plot is giving me headaches from laughing

I love how the level design is copy pasted from Super Mario Bros

I had to stop watching the intro made me have back spasms from laughter. It hurt so funny.

The game where Donkey Kong defeats Count Chocula.

GUYS REMEMBER FUCKING PUHSKINTI DAY! NOV 28. IT COMES SOON!

This is one of my favorite bootlegs, glad to see the boys playing it!

19:56- The Chronicles of Bobert O'neil

22:03 "Fingor"

Bobert O'Neil is my favorite character. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

It's not donkey kong 5, it's donkey kongs There are multiple

I really do wonder if anyone has any fond memories of playing these bootleg games when they were kids cause most of my experience with NES games when I was a tot was from a bootleg plug and play thing that just pirated a ton of the library

Man, the pokemon pinball music sent me back

Chris is channeling his inner arin in this game

i love me some koinky ding 7

2 years later and I'm still trying to determine what the perspective of Ding-Dongs eyes in the the thumbnail are supposed to be