Kermit is a npc, there's a error in his code so he's on an endless crying loop.

The postmate can't be an npc. They're literally completing a fetch quest that you've tasked them with. That would make you the npc

Julien later apologizing about making the little “postmates are npc’s” joke is so wholesome. Like it’s ok Julien, we know you’re just messing around. It’s all in good fun🥺🥺

me: scrolling comments trying to find some intellectual conversation yall: kermit is an npc

Jennas energy levels are DRASTICALLY different every single episode

There’s nobody’s thoughts I wanna know more than JENNA’S.

Julien cannot handle Jenna when she gives back his aries chaotic energy. Hahah

“This is a judgment free zone. Like planet fitness.” *me watching while at planet fitness* “Well this is awfully meta.”

Jenna: Sometimes I have a thought and Julien’s just like, “sick babe.” 3:04 Julien: *actually gives his own take* Jenna: “sick.” 18:58

Jenna: “That sounds like a coping mechanism.” Her master’s degree: 👀👀👀

“hey you walk really well, are you programmed to do that?” LMAOOOOOOOOO

Jenna: “I don’t know, this is hard” Julien: gives 100 clues. Jenna: guesses the KZfaqr right after Julien practically telling her. Julien: “ Oh my god, how did you get that? You’re so amazing. You haven’t got one wrong yet”

Julien: "Take care of that noise" Jenna: *picks up Kermit* Kermit: immediately shoves his head in Jenna's armpit Happy Monday everyone :)

"You don't have to keep convincing us that you're not crazy, that makes you sound crazier" 💀💀💀

next merch design: "not a npc (front) but nEeD sOmEtHiNg? (back)"

Dear Jenna and Julien, I was listening to this episode on my drive home from work and at several points heard a weird squeaking noise. Thinking there was something wrong with my car, I pulled over and inspected the exterior. When I didn’t find anything I got back into my car and continued the podcast, only to realize the noise I was hearing was Kermit crying. The affects of Kermits cries are felt far and wide.

julien acts like he’s meeting marbles for the first time every tile he sees him

Plot twist: marbles is an npc and when he’s “buffering” it’s a glitch in the game

Okay I just want to appreciate Julien actually feeling bad about calling Postmates NPCs. I know that exact feeling Julie. Maybe not on as big of a range as you do but still. And then around 28:35 Jenna assuring him it was ok really made my heart smile. I get social anxiety sometimes and worry that people might take something I've said the wrong way and it is so helpful when my boyfriend assures me that I'm okay.

Jenna: "AaaAAhhHHH it's toRtURe iN HeRE!!" Also Jenna: I need more coffee. This is me.

When you order postmates you are actually the NPC giving a quest

I’m feeling A LOT of Aries energy from Jenna today

i literally thought that "free solo" was the han solo prequel film for at least 10 minutes...

marpel: *take me home country roads plays over and over in head while staring at unmoving road*

jenna: other people are NPCs who have one tag line also jenna: HELL YEAH

Jenna being slightly unhinged for 51 minutes

When taking about the “dawn wall” Julien missed his opportunity to say “when the light hits”

My therapist: so how was your week Me: uh well I watched a podcast and now I’m pretty sure I’m an NPC

I recently learned that not everyone has an internal monologue so what if those people are NPCs

Me: flashbacks to Jennas Thoughts from the Bath

When Julien says "OH my GOD, stop getting upset" that's me watching every single J&J podcast ever

Can we get a podcast of Julien’s thoughts in a week? I just wanna hear the irrelevant little things his brain whisper/yells at him. The relevant ones can come too just don’t tell them about the sleepover so they’ll leave by 8:00... Wait no I feel bad for excluding them they can spend the night too if they want. I’ll tell my dad to make extra pancakes in the morning. Do you want blueberries in yours? No? Oh you’re allergic? That sucks. You should probably do something about that...

The amount of energy Jenna was giving off in this podcast triggered my fight or flight response

Then Mr. Marbles gets up at 4:05 and walks over to Jenna’s mic. It looks like he has something to say about space.

When Jenna said “We are NASA!” (4:40) my brain immediately went to the “we are farmer’s” jingle, “We are nasa, dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum” 😂😂

Bobby giving us his back is a *mood*

your NPC discussion reminded me of the feeling of sonder; the profound realization that every single person that has ever lived, and will ever live, has a life, thoughts, memories, and emotions just as complex and unique as one's own

Wow watching this again I can see how Jenna was really worried about offending or upsetting people almost 5 months before she left. Makes me sad she was dealing with that pressure so long, but glad she's doing better now!

I’m a gifted education author and researcher- & although I can’t speak to the savant component, just for your interest in it, Jenna, let me just say that there are multiple theories about intelligence, and, by extension, giftedness. One theory was put forward by Dr. Howard Gardner- the theory of multiple intelligences, which differed from a lot of classic theories because it stepped away from the concept of intelligence as one, general “g”, or general intelligence. Instead, Gardner theorized that there are different forms of intelligence (& giftedness, by extension, though he didn’t mean to lend it to giftedness necessarily). One of those intelligences IS kinesthetic. So you’re correct- someone could be considered to be kinesthetically gifted, but not gifted in other intelligences (such as mathematic/spatial, linguistic, etc.). And there’s no real term for it, to answer your question- you’d just say gifted in the area of “x”. Hope that gives you a nice rabbit hole to fall down. Some of the intelligences he posited are pretty interesting!

Me: expecting a nice "dink dink, dink, dink dink" Julien: *dindindindindindindink* Jenna: gooo gooooo gooooo GOOOOO

plot twist: jenna is an alien trying to throw us off

It's 2023 and I'm so sad inside. This was the beginning of the end. I miss your thoughts and personality Jenna. 💜

Bretman Rock is the most Leo Leo that has ever Leoed

I say NPCs are Non Playable Characters so technically everyone who isn’t me is a NPC

Marbles still isn’t floating, I’m not mad, just disappointed

Should we talk about how some people treat people who work in the service industry likes npc's

jenna & julien: “what if there are human NPCs?!?” me: “what if *i’m* a human NPC?!!”

Marbles: *leans closer to Julien* Julien: *doesn't see him* Me: PET HIM PLEASE GOD PET MORBLE

This is the most Aries chaotic energy I've ever seen from Jenna.

*i genuinely cackled at the “i love the way this cake is cut” at the beginning*

the word you’re looking for is solipsism. -the belief that you’re the only person with consciousness and everyone around you is an npc

Julien: “you know who could be an NPC, a postmates” Me a postmates driver: “crap, am I?”

*Jenna:* I have thoughts! *Me:* Oh, did something important happen? Did I miss something in politics or culture? *Jenna:* uoıɹO uoıʇɐllǝʇsuoɔ ǝɥʇ ǝʞıl sǝıʇıɔ uooɯ ɹıǝɥʇ ʇlınq uooɯ ǝɥʇ ǝpısuı ǝʌıl ʇɐɥʇ suǝılɐ ǝɥʇ ɟı ʇɐɥM

Lately this should be called the Jenna and Julien Bicker for an hour show 😆

Simone Biles has got to be the epitome of a kinetic savant. She does moves that no one else will ever even attempt, let alone complete with the perfect form she has

When I worked in fast food I felt like a NPC all day I'd be like- "Hi! How can I help you?" "Small medium or large?" Chocolate or vanilla?" "Have a great day!" Was pretty bad for my mental health

Julien: How do you measure gravity? Jenna: I don't know a thing. Me: *sent*

Just something to consider: Savants are extremely rare and don’t really represent a huge population in the neurotypical brain community let alone the support needs community. I think that there is a possibility that those who do not have strengths in academics but who do in sports are often encouraged in that because it’s what they are good at. Which might be why we over look that some athletes are not as strong in that language. I don’t think athletic savants are anomaly but I think in reference to savants I think that has to do with more parts of the brain rather than the body. This is a very interesting point. Also while people are socially awkward is doesn’t mean they have a exceptionalities. I love y’all and you make me think!

I love how much they are making sure they aren’t upsetting people like it just shows that they are actually good people🥺🥺

25:53 Hey Jenna! Savant syndrome ~generally~ involves those with a neurodevelopmental disorder & an above average skill in music, spatial skills, math, memory, & art. But the word "savant" in & of itself means "one with detailed knowledge in some specialized field (as of science or literature)". A lot of people shorter "Savant syndrome" to just "savant", so to avoid confusion, you could call them a "kinetically adroit" - "clever or skillful in using the hands or mind" or "kinetically deft" - "neatly skillful and quick in one's movements". K bye have fun :)

Jenna: i usually have two thoughts a week Julien (sounding genuine): that's good. 😂😂😂 and to think 4 seconds ago they were talking about Julien being supportive or not

I love you guys :-)

Jenna talking about possibility that Sailor Moon lives in her Moon Kingdom and her ancestors built the moon haha

Uh oh Jennifer’s beanie is covering her half shaved eyebrows, She’s caffeinated

Nobody: Jenna: I LOVE the way this cake is cut

I could listen to Jenna and Julien have conversations all day. I like how it can go from joking to a full on intellectual back and forth between them ❤️

Julien is looking and sounding like hes more and more done with Jenna in this podcast lol living

“You don’t have to keep convincing us you’re not crazy that makes you sounds crazier” I’ve been trying to put this idea into words for the longest time and he did it in seconds.

alright, after years of being brain washed into buying meUndies, i finally gave in and i am here to say that it was well worth my time and they fit perfectly- julien was not lying about the softness

this is definitely my favorite kind of podcast i love jenna's brain it's such a cool place

julen: *gives jenna the answer* also julen: wow uve gotten them all right!! battin 1000

Crazy energy going into the dinks. I wasn’t ready

Im a npc Only talks when spoken to Can only say “wow” “that’s crazy” “what do you mean” and “huh” Little to no emotion

“what if there are human NPCs?” me: *Westworld flashbacks*

Jenna’s so energetic because this is the type of stuff she finds invigorating. Ideas about the unknown or unacknowledged possibilities of the universe without falling down the pit of finding their significance, their meaning, or how these ideas could be applied irl. She loves “what if” thoughts but not thinking about applying them to her real life, instead applying them to a hypothetical yet identical (besides the “what if” variation) copy of her life that remains a reality only inside her head. It’s the amazement without the stress or dissatisfaction. I love hearing her ideas and seeing her get so hyped about them!

Jenna’s thoughts = helping me write this self-reflection essay due tomorrow

As a former Postmate, I can confirm we are all, in fact, NPC's

These are my favourite videos, just chillin out talking about the best things!

I love that you talk about Wikipedia deep dives and I’m glad I’m not the only one who does this and you sent me on such a long one but thank you I love learning about occult things and love both of you ❤️❤️

"Can't dispute Crazy." - Jenna Marbles, Circa 2020

honestly love jenna and julien so much

Miss Jenna GORL, I believe you have gone through a spiritual awakening. I’m currently going through one, and your videos and your energy help naturally raise the vibration of this planet. And your videos plant small seeds in others that over time bloom. You are a blessing and I hope you are somewhere enjoying the fruits of this existence.

I feel like if npc's exist, they'd be the people who can never change their thoughts on things. Like those angry people on twitter who will always find something to be angry about, no matter how small it is. And no matter what you say, no matter how respectful you are to them,or even if you make a legitimate point against their argument, they will not accept any of it. They only repeat the exact same argument over and over and over again, often using the exact same or similar wording. It would make sense for a person like that to be an Npc, since they only have a few dialogue options and dont seem to have any sort of life/purpose outside of getting mad about stuff

Wait wait, “I have two thoughts a week then my brain stops working” that perfectly describes marble

This is crazy, I come here after a few years and you're talking about my favourite subject!

I feel like you guys should google pristine inner thought or inner monologues, idk the exact research but it was going around that not everyone has a voice in their head and I wanna hear how you two react/think ab that

If anyone cares, my favorite Jenna jingle is: 32 year old lady

“i love the way this cake is cut” is the new “i gotta basketball game tomorrowwww”

Thank you guys for making videos they are helping me through a rough time right now! ❤️

Bro I'm an earth science major and it makes me very happy to hear you guys talk about the shit I be learning in class ❤️

Me, when a celebrity mentions my hometown/state: "Tee-hee that's where we from beech"

Cermet isnt spitfire he's spitcrier

23:48 i'm glad jenna mentioned this cuz i was thinking this exact same thing and was about to comment about it

I love the way they look at eachother, its so dam sweet.

#bunnyonthetable2020

I love how respectful you guys are. It's so nice to witness a beautiful, intellectual conversation like yours.

I just woke up from a dream about my city on fire. I can’t stop thinking about how chaotic and scary it was. I’m so glad that you’re both safe..my heart goes out to those in those fires. I’m also getting renters insurance in the morning. Love you guys.

julien: “the dawn wall” me: the Don Wall. Sir Wall

Wow how did I manage to refresh right when this came out

Jenna said "I can hear some rage typing" right as I was complaining to a friend about family issues and that FREAKED ME OUT like "woah she psychic too much ancient aliens her third eye is TOO CLEAR"