SOME NEWS: Vladimir Putin's War Against America, Paul Ryan's War Against Himself & More!

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So... Vladimir Putin has been using non-linear warfare against America, Donald Trump shared top secret info with Russia, and Paul Ryan is fine with all of this? Don't forget that Betsy DeVos is awful, Trump is still bad at Twitter, Roger Ailes died, and more on this week's news roundup. Whew....
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@d_r317 7 жыл бұрын

I love how he keeps getting more frustrated with each episode.

@nobodyuknow2490 7 жыл бұрын

Hopefully by the end of the fourth year, he will be borderline suicidal right before Trump wins his second term, then he'd finally be funny!

@2cleverbyhalf 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, so funny to see the despair of your fellow man.

@lwatchingvids1059 7 жыл бұрын

For the sake of the world, I hope he doesn't even try running ever again

@nobodyuknow2490 7 жыл бұрын

Well, he seems to be building his career around it... and pretending as if it's comedy...

@nicolelindsay4996 7 жыл бұрын

Nobody Uknow I really don't know if you don't realize the irony in how that statement applies to trump, or if that's the joke. someone help me out here

@mogillis4120 7 жыл бұрын

You are performing a great service, Dr Mister Cody, Thank you. Please keep doing Some News until the world has stopped hurting.

@ayoutubechannel2048 6 жыл бұрын

Haiden wtf

@andreascovano7742 7 жыл бұрын

I have a feeling you're not happy with the current unfolding of events....

@kakashi76767 6 жыл бұрын

Im a time traveller and if you think now is bad, just wait until May of 2018.... WOW

@Xenolaothe67 7 жыл бұрын

The way this man uses sarcasm and bodily expression to get his point across is facinating. He makes his disdain for these event clear from the start.

@Xenolaothe67 7 жыл бұрын

Ur TheDuke That is true. Perhaps 'bias' wasn't the right word. But I ment in the context of his tone of voice, facial expressions, and body language. He makes his point of view on the matters at hand very clear.

@scylax7669 7 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, can you pull an Alex Jones and spin this is a way that sounds positive?

@danielgehring7437 7 жыл бұрын

Xeno Firegrove Personally, the only other new video from my subscription feed I got this Sunday morning is about whether 1000º Knife is gonna make a comeback, so I'm choosing not to look a gift horse in the mouth.

@NewMessage 7 жыл бұрын

In Donnie's defense, he was allowed to drive the golf cart, and they went down a little hill... He just felt the need to share his joy with the world , and didn't know quite how to spell: "Weeeeee!"

@psychoround6764 7 жыл бұрын

"Send you thanks to Rodger Ailes, deceased." That line alone killed me. No pun intended. Got another golden series here.

@Dr.HouseMD 7 жыл бұрын

"...Ailes is survived by ghouls and demons"

@ayoutubechannel2048 6 жыл бұрын

Dr. House I laughed so hard at that

@arifike 5 жыл бұрын

Legit burst out laughing!

@brookelopez1977 3 жыл бұрын

I love Cody

@BrisingrFan55 7 жыл бұрын

0:46 That's "He's WHAT?!" is probably the best delivery of any line I've seen you guys do!

@a.j.kinney7991 7 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine died from dehydration and malnourishment in jail. Those who were responsible were fired and then, just a few months ago, given their fucking jobs back. It is disgusting the shit people can get away with in this country.

@materg7505 7 жыл бұрын

"He's What?!?!" Thanks Cody Johnston I needed that you beautiful man.

@isaacofprimm 7 жыл бұрын

this is a really good series

@kattastic9999 7 жыл бұрын

The history books are gonna be weird

@headsworthtg3585 4 жыл бұрын

lol, if you think this makes for weird history, google "medicinal cocaine" or check out Sam O'Nella on KZfaq(funny guy)

@kattastic9999 4 жыл бұрын

@@headsworthtg3585 already know both of those things! The discovery of laughing gas' anesthetic properties is my favorite though

@ordanarymods4990 7 жыл бұрын

I regret that I have but one like to give.

@zethkall 7 жыл бұрын

"We.... The rich and wealthy, wish to remind you, the people; who really owns you." - Pr. Trump "P.S Keep blaming each other, it helps me a lot! Huge love, Trump"

@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 7 жыл бұрын

0:39 Your acting is so damn good here. It really makes the bit so much funnier than it otherwise might have been. Good shit.

@MikefromTexas1 7 жыл бұрын

SOME NEWS is awesome and I really hope y'all keep it up.

@Nikki-qi4ki 7 жыл бұрын

"HE'S WHAT?!?" I died!! xD

@drakkenmensch 7 жыл бұрын

I think "humanitarian" doesn't mean what Prez in Chief think it does... he might be thinking of MERCENARY.

@thewigglytruth 7 жыл бұрын

Sheriff David Clark sounds like an actual movie villain. He sounds like he should be setting himself up as the warlord of a small town in the country somewhere. And then we find out that The Rock was born there and is coming back home, only to have to fight against the evil forces of Sheriff Clark all culminating in a huge, brutal showdown between the two. Preferably with 100% more explosions than are possible or necessary. I think a good chunk of this is an actual movie already. I would still watch it though.

@celticwolff5429 7 жыл бұрын

Imagine if Cody could work with John Oliver. The internet would explode. Thanks to Sawri M: Lets add Colbert to this.

@likeag6lover 7 жыл бұрын

celticwolff LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN

@sawrirocks 7 жыл бұрын

celticwolff Or Stephen Colbert!!!

@ringo1692 7 жыл бұрын

sonicsweetie lets not and say we did, theres enough poeple complaining and not enough people doing anything about it...

@moneym0ney 7 жыл бұрын

celticwolff why are we blowing up interns with internet comedians? I mean I'm not opposed to the idea, just think I missed the memo or something.

@nomoremaybes 7 жыл бұрын

*cucking intensifies*

@OsirisMalkovich 7 жыл бұрын

This is currently the best American news show. That says more about the state of news in America than anything else, but keep up the good work, Cody.

@nigelbennington4565 7 жыл бұрын

This series is the best thing you've ever done for Cracked Cody, my thanks.

@Redheadsknowbest 7 жыл бұрын

These Some News segments are AMAZING. Keep them coming please please please.

@abdulrahmanaltabbaa3502 7 жыл бұрын

I must say, this series' writing and pacing have really improved and Cody's delivery has gotten much better compared the first episodes. I'm actually looking forward to this series now.

@Orphacctrm 7 жыл бұрын

I literally love this segment. looking forward to the next one

@Crimsin19937 7 жыл бұрын

The Mitch Hedburg skit was awesome! Was not expecting that xD

@kikic4899 7 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this. Seriously Cody, this is my new favorite thing.

@PatrickHogan 7 жыл бұрын

Never stop this.

@chrissandoval7675 6 жыл бұрын

when some news started coming out i avoided them because i didn't like cody's previous solo videos but i was wrong. cody's nailing with this show and i'm watching the back episodes i previously ignored. well done to cody and crew.

@doesntMetter1 7 жыл бұрын

"He's WHAT?!" I lost it there :D

@dwtardisallonsy 7 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad that this is a weekly series!!!

@NEB3310 7 жыл бұрын

Great series, I really like the format and delivery.

@tubeuser2222 7 жыл бұрын

this series is amazing, thank you!

@shwzang 7 жыл бұрын

Good to see Weekend Update is back and better than ever

@darealvit0240 7 жыл бұрын

I'm really liking these "SOME NEWS" videos. Pretty much captures my reaction whenever I'm reading the news.

@asgardiangod23 7 жыл бұрын

i freaking love these news updates..

@Pandor25 7 жыл бұрын

More accurate than fox news. :D

@8523wsxc 7 жыл бұрын

A random word generator is more accurate than Fox News.

@TalesStahl 7 жыл бұрын

i met an homeless guy with an foil around his head speaking to him self and that guys got more Facts right then Fox News.

@febijaimon7466 7 жыл бұрын

Pretty low bar

@jeffc5974 7 жыл бұрын

I had a fly trapped in my bedroom, and I got better news from it than from Fox News.

@louiecosmi3611 7 жыл бұрын

I can get more accurate news from a rotting corpse who only speaks in some random dead language

@dionpaulperegoy 7 жыл бұрын

I genuinely love this content. it's nice to see my frustrations are shared by someone else, thank you cody!

@PhoenixGodwin 7 жыл бұрын

Amazing work here, y'all. Great writing, anchoring, and editing.

@Ladykofnyc2 6 жыл бұрын

I can not tell you how hard I laughed at your Roger Ailes bit. Even 5 months later.

@thoughtlesskills 7 жыл бұрын

"There is no satisfying answer to this sentence." That was pretty close.

@Rawyr 7 жыл бұрын

This is my new favorite cracked series. I can't remember laughing out loud this much by myself

@Kj16V 7 жыл бұрын

I thought POTUS was the dumbest sounding acronym ever - and then I heard FLOTUS. It's sounds like something you fish out of a pond to keep it clean.

@braindeadgenius2 7 жыл бұрын

The bit at :35 is me most days. I remind myself what my 2015 self would say and scream into a pillow

@0eulogra0 7 жыл бұрын

I really love this serie. Please keep it up :)

@the3pista1c 7 жыл бұрын

Cody's great, he's equal parts savage and genuinely worried

@mandudepersondudeman 7 жыл бұрын

This is such a brilliant segment

@TheInselaffen 7 жыл бұрын

Cody has found his niche*. *Neesh, not nitch you duffus.

@openaardvark419 6 жыл бұрын

I think it’s Nitch if you’re talking about a noun. Neesh is for an adjective. Idk though

@ProletariatPrince 6 жыл бұрын

Spooky McSpookster That is not it at all.

@djisar-official 7 жыл бұрын

CRACKED you guys have been doing a great job, keep it up!!!

@Raz.C 7 жыл бұрын

I love these "News Bits" so much! They're my new reason for waking up in the... for waking up!

@ArtDocHound 7 жыл бұрын

keep em comin Cody!

@ThePhantomphan11 7 жыл бұрын

These are the best!

@nakenmil 7 жыл бұрын

Anyone get Elder Scrolls vibes from the music during the "credits"?

@delugesofgrandeur 7 жыл бұрын

Keep this up! Digging it.

@bluesquare001 7 жыл бұрын

This is fantastic! Please do not stop making this. It's both hilarious and informational (and a bit sad).

@MrTrill409 7 жыл бұрын

I demand more!!!! MOAR!!!!! Great job guys!!!

@STEVENMASSO 7 жыл бұрын

Cody, I'll be honest; I initially wanted Sorin back for these news videos, but HOT DAMN! You did a great fucking job! Please keep going with these, but we do need some more Scott Bug every now and then.

@meghanvega6204 5 жыл бұрын

"Chuck Schumer's cigar exploded again" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@abhishakedas 7 жыл бұрын

America really is redefining cross media reality shows. The whole world is logged in, whether they want to or not. It's funny bcoz America has nukes, and we all are in range :)

@tobereed 7 жыл бұрын

More of these, please!

@DanielRieger 7 жыл бұрын

I'm liking this weekend update

@taelonar5973 7 жыл бұрын

Thank you Cracked, please keep doing this show.

@hedonology 7 жыл бұрын

Best new show. Thanks Crackedaddy!

@Neuroticmancer 7 жыл бұрын

Putin is playing 5D chess against the whole world and we're letting him win

@fkrkf 7 жыл бұрын

No, he's not doing anything smarter then holding a cookie in front of a dog or better yet a gold coin in front of greedy, amoral business people and saying "you want the money, you want some money yes you do now roll over, play dead, tell everyone how awesome I am!!! GOOD BOY! Now fetch!!! " It's a tale as old as time

@4exgold 7 жыл бұрын

No, he's just defending Russia's interests whilst you Yanks defend the interests of Israel and Saudi Arabia. It's not rocket science.

@Neuroticmancer 7 жыл бұрын

beccabunny09 yeah but it's working and he's gloating. Let's hope pride comes before a fall

@frankman2 7 жыл бұрын

errrr.... like in the US? I hoped for that and it's happenning now ;-)

@austinkonrad 7 жыл бұрын

Is he? And are ''we''. I have no clue why you use the phrase ''we''. I'm not arming and funding real fascist Right Sector militias in Ukraine, that would be the US government. I'm not arming and funding Wahabi war lords in Syria who's only goal is to kill every single Druez, Yazidi, Alawite, ''godless commie Kurd'' Christian, Shia and Suni who doesn't adhere to their exteremist version of Sunisim that would be the US government. I have have nothing to do with that. That ain't in my interest, it is in the interest of Raytheon and Boeing though. God dam I can't go a single day with out hearing PNAC talking points.

@djwoske 7 жыл бұрын

lmao the constant wipes betwixt the Roger Ailes clips. .... Gold

@wolfinwool 7 жыл бұрын

Cody killin' it.

@f.d.gallowitz 7 жыл бұрын

More of this. Keep it coming

@Err18u5 7 жыл бұрын

More of this guy, I honestly think this is the only sane way to face the news these days, with humor and squarely fighting your corner. These actions being taken by the leaders in the world around us are too divisive to sit on the fence and try to be objective anymore. He is still stating factual dates, people and events ,but also adding his own personal sense of indignation and horror to that, which Im pretty sure the majority of us around the world feel as we watch events unfold. I take my cap off to you, sir.

@erinjackobssss 7 жыл бұрын

These are fantastic

@peterborzillo456 7 жыл бұрын

I love this new series

@MariaVosa 7 жыл бұрын

These are so damn good! Daily Show level good.

@samanthabailey02 7 жыл бұрын

thank you! keep it up!!!

@yuudaemones2624 7 жыл бұрын

The Ailes bit was gold.

@Jack_Wolfe 7 жыл бұрын

I want this news system to never end.

@seanperry1411 7 жыл бұрын

good job to everyone involved making this.

@UrpleDeath 7 жыл бұрын

SOME NEWS is second best skit behind Pop Culture OCD

@caseywhite7830 7 жыл бұрын

thank u cody

@WesTV 7 жыл бұрын

I love this series. Watching from Australia and it's nice to know there are Americans who realise how fucked they have it right now. You have to visit here and experience how good we have it. I took it for granted.

@AndyJP 7 жыл бұрын

This is funnier than weekend update!

@AlexMyers69 7 жыл бұрын

"HE'S WHAT" 😂

@celticwolff5429 7 жыл бұрын

Please keep this going.

@Gman1920 7 жыл бұрын

excellent episode.

@tarak8732 7 жыл бұрын

this is my new favorite cracked series tbh

@rheller_82 7 жыл бұрын

"A Tough Leader Who's Not At All Acting Suspicious" lol

@mthlay15 7 жыл бұрын

"please don't hurt people."

@vazak11 7 жыл бұрын

Love this show.

@BillMacklin 6 жыл бұрын

so I'm serious, i think Cody may be my favorite comedian.

@puuuuuuch 7 жыл бұрын

This show is so great, I can't even

@k_a_y_l_e_e 7 жыл бұрын

for just over five minutes i was legit laughing like this was a skit and then this big, heavy, black cloud settled over my head when the sad reality set in that this is real. this is all really happening. like, for real. then i stopped laughing (...so hard. i still giggled a little..)

@lumpy0100 7 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Cracked.:)

@cillianbrouder 7 жыл бұрын

Cracked just released another video on the news on US politics. I wonder if today will be the day where everything is finally sorted out and everything is finally okay.... No, today was not that day.

@unvergebeneid 7 жыл бұрын

I hope when Trump goes down, he takes Paul Ryan down with him. Ryan _so_ deserves it.

@demetriusmccray1574 7 жыл бұрын

I LOVE THIS!

@amefuraggamuffin 7 жыл бұрын

i like this series!!!

@LnPPersonified 7 жыл бұрын

I think I give up on the US. We're fucked and it's only going to get worse.

@AquariusRisen 7 жыл бұрын

deathcoremat Actually they didn't. More Americans who voted in the election voted for Clinton than Trump. Why does everyone keep saying this? Trump lost the popular vote.

@Dr.Spatula 7 жыл бұрын

Actually, most of us didn't

@herrschneider5310 7 жыл бұрын

Nobody deserves Trump. Especially not when most of the voters didn't vote for him. Saying this as a german btw, spare me the Hitler please

@gerhardhofer5031 7 жыл бұрын

deathcoremat Hillary won the popular vote by about 2 - 3 million votes. We have the idiotic and antiquated Electoral College around to screw everything up tho

@Nikki-qi4ki 7 жыл бұрын

But isn't that what those who are against the US want? For us to give up on our freedoms and let things fall into chaos, to be controlled by those who don't care about human rights above the almighty dollar? I know things are not where they should be as far as politics go but we still have the choice to give up or speak up! Our voice as citizens of the United States matters and our politicians and leaders are here to serve us not the other way around. If we don't do anything or stand up for one another, our country and our rights will be gone before we've even realize what's happened.

@bjammin4013 7 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see what he says about Dwayne Johnson and Tom Hanks next week

@snoarange 7 жыл бұрын

This is gold

@TheGeniuschrist 7 жыл бұрын

we need these 5 days a week.

@gelotologistgrandma3791 7 жыл бұрын

GOOD SHIT

@LetralXIV 7 жыл бұрын

I didn't laugh at any of this. Not because it wasn't funny, but because my sense of humor is slowly being quelled by my ever-growing anger. Still gave it a like, though.