Hit that muh fuckin like jank for the GOAT of this prison channel shit!!

💯 bro

Aye....that CHAIR tho! 😂

It’s all persuasion ha ha!!!

Got that knowledge on deck

Icey ez for you. Many people have no street smarts.

Damn

That's generally called the BOO GAME!!!

You def stole that from OZ bruh

@@A.Tips.306 Where do you think OZ got it from? 🤔

In the South we say "bless your heart"....then the insult! 😘

"Bless your heart" I like that

@@jesusromero9732 If you hate their cooking....."why bless your heart you tried to cook for us" HUGE insult! 😉😉😉 Southern womans translation = your cooking sucks ass! 😘

Can you say "with all due respect" get fucked asshole

hahaha, older head I knew from the halfway house would do something similar, hed say "Yo no disrespect BUT..." and I always knew whenever I heard that that the next words out of his mouth were about to be totally disrespectful to that person, great guy tho

Usually, if you’re completely indigent, someone will look out for you with a couple soups and some coffee or a phone call. But- if you’re completely indigent, you’re gonna have to develop a steady hustle (drawing envelopes, re-writing letters, etc.)

The human animal most vile thing created thats why jesus said he will separate the sheep from the goats too much evil in this world.

Trust your damn self! Unless you're drunk, then you should proceed with caution. Lmao

Ever!! Ppl will be your friend till they see you get that $$ order..

The thing about it is the real ones can see right through the BS but you got to earn the respect. When I was locked up I knew my buddies had my back and they knew I had theirs. I don't want a coward that's gonna tuck tail cause when shit goes down he gonna be a target. I want someone that's gonna fight for theirs. That's how you earn respect. The cowards get preyed on. Predators always go for the ones they know won't fight back.

@Adam Adams I'm somebody's bitch! *Squirrel Master stare intensifies*

I would like to see you on the show also

I got you beat, did about 3.5 hours in a single holding cell with 500 cash bond. I felt like a douchebag because i started doing dips like an hour into my sentence because i was so bored haha

@@spenck7740 your sentence LMAO

spenc k man did an eighth in the county

Lmaoooo this is funny af

😂😂😂

I'll be your huckleberry

LOL!

Only here in USA and of course Mexico and other countries around here prisons/jails are the worst . Europe NOT AT ALL when u in the prison in Europe u don’t even mind at all . I’m not saying in every country however in many of em tho . In Germany i was in one prison where I had a cell by myself, toilet that’s separate from ur shower , nice bed , tv , phone and guess what else I had in that prison I had a DAMN KEY 🔑 TO MY CELL . Every time we’d leave the cell you take that key you lock it so nobody can go in there and steal shit from you or set you up . Since we was on this little island we wasn’t able to go home over the weekend however your wife , Parents , gfs could come and spend time with you , there was restaurant , ice cream place where you guys could go together to eat , hung out , visitors just couldn’t stay the night with you , they would stay at this little hotel . Than when I was in prison in Switzerland , I had a huge cell by myself , clean as hell , my own bathroom with shower of course and the bed was a huge queen size bed with a mattress , nice phone with a video , my own cable tv and the computer. The food we’d get was great , steaks , chicken , anything you’d eat outside we had it inside . Toilet paper , tooth paste , and everything else would be given to us when ever we ran out all ud have to do is ask for it and you get it ! On top of that if you behaved u could leave for the weekend to the home Or wherever u want to go and of course we had visits and if ur wife / gf is coming , you could request a Love Room ! So it’s nothing like it is here , were when they lock u up nobody gives a shit bout you ! Even in jail or prison guys are not suppose to shower together , or shit together . We should have to BUY toilet paper . We should be able to leave for the weekend if we have behaved . We should be able to have visits and a love room ! But no they treat us like animals don’t matter what you have done . How can u punish someone who did something little or self defense but somehow ended up in jail ( that happens a lot ) and he/she would be put with same ppl serving life sentences for doing crazy crimes . Shit don’t make sense at all !

That's not always case I fought for someone on the streets and stood up for a disabled guy in the pen so somtimes your moral compass kicks in ya know but you right for most part

Yeah in dat type of situation, its different, now if he was disabled and not a pedophile, yeah I am dat kinda guy too !

Dont work like that in the pen. You get down w your people, period. It dont matter if they're a bitch. If they are, time will sort them out and they'll be sighing in. Period. And if you didnt help him, youd get marked by your own people.

@@choddieclark9706 why do people hate pedophils so much????? I think gang bangers, serial killers and sociopaths are worse and far more worthy of being executed.

@@vice2versaI agree, and I respect your honesty. Most people wouldn't say that because it isn't what you are supposed to think. Immature vultures is the culture.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

He knows how to do 3 ways! Haha

Me to lol

Me2

"How'd u know how to do a 3way?" "he guided me thru it"

In social norms it is called Bullying or Harassing.

Intent differentiates every act.

Also overt Vs covert execution. Manipulation with bad intent is usually covert imo. Unless it's a straight threat.

That doesn’t make any sense.

Yea he is...

You should hear his bedtime stories;)

Caro Dry yes he is! fascinating 😁😎

Story teller is right anyone can tell a story this dude needs to know how prison really works what was he in a girls camp shhh. Fake to me

Only here in USA and of course Mexico and other countries around here prisons/jails are the worst . Europe NOT AT ALL when u in the prison in Europe u don’t even mind at all . I’m not saying in every country however in many of em tho . In Germany i was in one prison where I had a cell by myself, toilet that’s separate from ur shower , nice bed , tv , phone and guess what else I had in that prison I had a DAMN KEY 🔑 TO MY CELL . Every time we’d leave the cell you take that key you lock it so nobody can go in there and steal shit from you or set you up . Since we was on this little island we wasn’t able to go home over the weekend however your wife , Parents , gfs could come and spend time with you , there was restaurant , ice cream place where you guys could go together to eat , hung out , visitors just couldn’t stay the night with you , they would stay at this little hotel . Than when I was in prison in Switzerland , I had a huge cell by myself , clean as hell , my own bathroom with shower of course and the bed was a huge queen size bed with a mattress , nice phone with a video , my own cable tv and the computer. The food we’d get was great , steaks , chicken , anything you’d eat outside we had it inside . Toilet paper , tooth paste , and everything else would be given to us when ever we ran out all ud have to do is ask for it and you get it ! On top of that if you behaved u could leave for the weekend to the home Or wherever u want to go and of course we had visits and if ur wife / gf is coming , you could request a Love Room ! So it’s nothing like it is here , were when they lock u up nobody gives a shit bout you ! Even in jail or prison guys are not suppose to shower together , or shit together . We should have to BUY toilet paper . We should be able to leave for the weekend if we have behaved . We should be able to have visits and a love room ! But no they treat us like animals don’t matter what you have done . How can u punish someone who did something little or self defense but somehow ended up in jail ( that happens a lot ) and he/she would be put with same ppl serving life sentences for doing crazy crimes . Shit don’t make sense at all !

Moor Crypto I’ve never done anything that would put me there either but I ended up in jail with a charge with false accusations my friend

@ There's too many questions to ask why you decided to hold random cash & how police randomly found you.

@Johnny Boy that's weird, like gay kinda weird, just sayin

How u gonna get some toilet paper

Streets? How does that happen?

What if you knocked a man out and killed him?

Yes. Especially here in the Bronx 💀

Higher education

Stratocastter that’s heartwarming

lol that's good

Man the one guy in our pod kicking got whooped for crying and yelling and puking loudly

@@Lucifer_87867 yeah. Needless to say, I suffered in silence.

Yo that happened to me once....I was in Milwaukee WI. Kickin' hard H...and after the third day a cple homies n bros have me a choc milk...some jolly rancher(those r expensive if u know canteen n a honey bun) n all they said was hey man get better n if u can, then look out....yo...that helped so much cuz the food was absolutely terrible rotten bread old hot dog meat.n stale lettuce...yea I got a drop from a friend for 20$..and sent each person a smthing back...like the guy who gave me 3 jolly ranchers, a whole bag...the honey bun guy I have 3 and the milk guy a 3 soups.....n that was it...they were just looking out I guess they felt bad..n nothin bad happend...

No it’s when a dude twice your size looks at you and tells you that you are now his woman.

@@spacetimeworm fax 😹

Ulterior sounds like a chromed out robot video game characters name

alterior

@@marquelcooper1575 no, he’s right. It’s ulterior

@@marquelcooper1575 no such word as 'alterior' bro

@@nolimitarmani he is 🙂😝

@@nolimitarmani hey, same name.

SWIFTY_WINS lmao

I did too lol

Lol me too

Same!

Facts! I wasn't a big guy when I started my bid, about 150 at 5 foot 9, but I carried myself with heart and it was well known I trained and fought boxing and jujitsu. I was more trouble then I was worth tyoe of guy lol. I was only 18 when I walked into a maximum security prison with a 14 year bid. I did time with made men, old timers that were westies, even shared a court with Rooney , the guy from amityville horror lol. I became a beast over the years. In the end I spent my last 5 getting an education and being calm, which was great honestly. I had my warrior years and was able to walk slow and just bid quietly, thank God. Came home 220 solid but peaceful. Now I'm older , have a family, and those skills helped my life so much it's crazy. My situational awareness is amazing lol.

@@beentheredonethat5908 thank you for sharing man! Right on

@@beentheredonethat5908 This is a very well written and honest comment as you can see your metamorphosis as you're reading it

​@@beentheredonethat5908damn, im sorry you couldnt live your 20's free but i am happy you have a good life with s family now. But to get 14 years with just 18 you had to do some fcked up shit i guess? 😂

In GTA i splashed a dude in the face with hot water for taking my food out the microwave! It was just one of those days! and in jail that can be a very Dangerous day!

@@brutallyhonest5392 the strength you men must pull out of your soul is incredible. Respect to guys who made it out alive. God willing, I can stay out of trouble and never have to go to prison. I don’t believe in the cage living, although some that I have heard Josh and guests talk about deserve a cage or worse. Especially the one who are P’s or R’s. I assume those are hard for a lot of folks to deal with.

I've been so angry everything was red and distorted, and black liquid was seeping from the walls. I audibly heard doom music blaring as well.

Make his favourite food 🙌🏽 there is nothing better in this world then tasting your mums home cooking. Also Give him time to adapt to the real world again and be positive and encouraging. 🙌🏽🙏🏽🙌🏽🙏🏽

He's gunna have to work to get a job cuz it will be hard for him. If he has a reputation at past jobs he should try there where people already know him.

I recommend trying to understand that you cant understand. Favorite food is always perfect. Also show him these youtube channels, because maybe watching, and possibly interviewing with death could let him know that it does get better even if your a felon as long as your honest and work hard.

JayJay Caracas I sincerely thank you so much! I’m totally pumped to do all the things I never got to do with him....Jay Jay, I’ve been watching you for some time, never did I think I’d ever be writing to you for help! You have such a wonderful platform and I’m so glad to have found your channel! You speak truth Sir and I respect you so much for just that alone (it’s hard to speak the truth in this world it seems). Your frankness is refreshing and informative! Thank you again! 😌💕

Ida Beast You have some wonderful suggestions and I’m am truly grateful for your comment! I don’t feel so alone and also, I’ll be a better mom because of you’re suggestions! Wow! That’s pretty awesome to do for someone you don’t even know! Thank you for your kindness! 💕

MrWiggly similar voice it’s that down south drawl

Who's Theo Von?

Lmao ikr

'No disrespect, don't touch me' 😅😅😅

You can just say he reminds you of theo von..the thug is implied lol

In other words don't LOOK like your not from that world

isai; How do you do that? Let's say that you are in your middle years, no priors, no tattoos but you effed up and landed in the big house.

@@Harry-nn4px so you think tattoos make you a thug that deserves to be thrown in prison? lol

@@crimson5063; No, I do not think that. How did you get that out of my comment?

@@Harry-nn4px DON'T "eff" up

Hell yeah man good shit...keep up the everyday grind & (STAY FREE)

Jesus bruh, get famous for creating something or getting further in your life. That’s some shwag ass bullshit.get some irl respect

Lol stfu stupid bitch slap yourself for me hard

@@knowledgeispower3212 tough guy

Sex offender?

Only here in USA and of course Mexico and other countries around here prisons/jails are the worst . Europe NOT AT ALL when u in the prison in Europe u don’t even mind at all . I’m not saying in every country however in many of em tho . In Germany i was in one prison where I had a cell by myself, toilet that’s separate from ur shower , nice bed , tv , phone and guess what else I had in that prison I had a DAMN KEY 🔑 TO MY CELL . Every time we’d leave the cell you take that key you lock it so nobody can go in there and steal shit from you or set you up . Since we was on this little island we wasn’t able to go home over the weekend however your wife , Parents , gfs could come and spend time with you , there was restaurant , ice cream place where you guys could go together to eat , hung out , visitors just couldn’t stay the night with you , they would stay at this little hotel . Than when I was in prison in Switzerland , I had a huge cell by myself , clean as hell , my own bathroom with shower of course and the bed was a huge queen size bed with a mattress , nice phone with a video , my own cable tv and the computer. The food we’d get was great , steaks , chicken , anything you’d eat outside we had it inside . Toilet paper , tooth paste , and everything else would be given to us when ever we ran out all ud have to do is ask for it and you get it ! On top of that if you behaved u could leave for the weekend to the home Or wherever u want to go and of course we had visits and if ur wife / gf is coming , you could request a Love Room ! So it’s nothing like it is here , were when they lock u up nobody gives a shit bout you ! Even in jail or prison guys are not suppose to shower together , or shit together . We should have to BUY toilet paper . We should be able to leave for the weekend if we have behaved . We should be able to have visits and a love room ! But no they treat us like animals don’t matter what you have done . How can u punish someone who did something little or self defense but somehow ended up in jail ( that happens a lot ) and he/she would be put with same ppl serving life sentences for doing crazy crimes . Shit don’t make sense at all !

Keep your head up bro! Stay strong

How did that happen?

Time to get in shape and get some tattoos

Holy shit are you still here or are you in?

3 months, dudes probably inside@@peeron6829

Just for context this was a dorm style unit we called them the bird cages about 80 inmates in each cage

@centenario de oro no dummy,he was saying how size advantage didn't help him.He might get passed over on the street but he got checked in there.

@centenario de oro lol the point was exactly that. No one is afraid of me. The way you talk though, you'd be food. Goofy ass boy

@centenario de oro way to not see what he said plainly-you a mark

shut the fuck up

Sounds like "pardon myself".

Self = me Pardon = excuse

I know in New York the prison's I been it's a common term

HAHA! You've been blessed today

@@nunyabizwacks6711 u gotta be from somewhere right by jersey to even give shit about that lol chill

@@nunyabizwacks6711 dam u really dont fw jersey lol

Jersey for life

Wat part of The Town you from? Im from the Murder Dubbz 21st E.19th and aint nobody friendly around here. They gonna take ya shit, they gonna take ya shit.

@@townbizz2361 North Oakland friendly N. Telegraph

I heard that. I grew up in SR, but spent over 10 years in the East Bay. Lot of people want what you have even a cigarette. Bottom line if I don't know them and they're too nice = they want something from me. PERIOD. It means I say"no" and walk away. But don't disrespect them when you're saying no. So yeah, lived in V-town for several years, and SL and Hayward before that. It's too bad. Lots of fake-assed ppl in the Bay.

@@imjuslooking7270 cheers

Yup

Damn bro I remember job corps I was in the one in Cleveland and dayton ohio , sit was like the concrete jungle

Certainly not what I first thought!

An intelligent guy talking here.

yeah i laughed my ass off on that one !

Or some dumb cunt making false claims of DV just cause she mad at you and she wants to be an evil, vindictive bitch

You write well. You should write books.

@@uglyboybalaclava Thanks I appreciate that. That skill is not as marketable as you might think though.

Yeah. If you come at people with respect, you will get respect back (most of the time).

Damn bro, move to California, we be smokin with the cops out here.

Did you finish the joint, take it home? Or left it?

E town

And dude telling you to or making you toot that ass up

LOL!

@Hyper jones Yeah. At that point in the Great Booty Hunt the vaseline is indicative of something. What that is I'd rather not say. The 💄 lipstick also alludes to something. What that is I prefer not to say.

So thoughtful & sweet of the poor guy to provide those things. What in the world could he possibly have in mind?

@Hyper jones double LOL! bro 😆