QAnon Nuts Still Waiting for JFK Jr, the Trump Tower of Tell-Alls & Chris Christie's Golden Moment
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2 жыл бұрынUnited Airlines has resumed the sale of liquor on their flights, restaurants in LA will no longer hand out plastic utensils and napkins, Chris Christie is busy on his image rehabilitation tour and was subject to some poor commercial placement, we introduce the Trump Tower of Tell-Alls, QAnon supporters are still waiting for the return of JFK Jr and his dad in Dealey Plaza and have been wearing suits and ball gowns for some kind of welcome back soiree, Jimmy chats with one of the supporters, we replace the voices of the Bachelorette and her suitors with those of actual children and Jimmy asks Kevin Garnett three ridiculous questions.
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@andrewjohnson6716 2 жыл бұрын
5:20 This is why it’s great that the USA finally passed their infrastructure bill to replace all of their lead pipes.
@trendywipp3715 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's the lead in our water that has made so many American's so crazy.
@TheClairemyst 2 жыл бұрын
Singing.. we are the children. Yup. Where is an alien laser invasion when you want one
@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын
Or slimer gozer or Vigo?? The fact that afterlife comes out Friday. Seems s bit bizzare these nuts aren't dropping out of the trees in TX
@robertoguevara2635 2 жыл бұрын
Those people waiting for Kennedy... They don't have a job to atend or what the hell?
@edwardfletcher7790 2 жыл бұрын
It's very difficult for the mentally ill to hold down a 9-5 job...
@stuartharris3364 2 жыл бұрын
Most are casino dwellers.
@jeannefoster5594 2 жыл бұрын
They quit.
@Tadicuslegion78 2 жыл бұрын
Boss: Why aren't you at work! Them: JFK Jr will rise to anoint Trump the god-emperor of mutliverse to destory the Pizzagates! Boss: you know what why don't you just take the rest of....eternity off
@msoperator510 2 жыл бұрын
No job & staying at the Hyatt?
@disastermaster1413 2 жыл бұрын
I can tell you this much, Matt Damon will appear on Jimmy Kimmel live before JFK JR shows up in Dallas.
@1992AC 2 жыл бұрын
MD already has a couple times.
@paulor1027 2 жыл бұрын
Oahspe: The Book Of Judgement Chapter 1: 32/1.5. You shall keep the gates of heaven open for a season, and the spirits of the dead shall commune with mortals, good and evil, wise and foolish. And mortals shall see them, and talk with them, face to face; and they shall recognize their own kin, sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, the dead and the living.
@ChunkyLover53atAOL-com 2 жыл бұрын
@Mary Gettelflower lol
@majinjones4565 2 жыл бұрын
Damon should show up claiming to be JFK Jr.
@SWHBOYCE 2 жыл бұрын
@@majinjones4565 Or Teddy.....
@anoriolkoyt 2 жыл бұрын
Like... the Kenndys are a liberal Democrat family. For some reason, to think they would support Trump is more mind boggling for me than thinking they are coming back from the dead....
@paradigmshift2476 2 жыл бұрын
That's how out of touch you Libs are with reality!!! Just wait and see how this story ends!!!
@SafetySpooon 2 жыл бұрын
@@paradigmshift2476 Oh, you poor thing.
@dinoflagella4185 2 жыл бұрын
That’s how idiotic these Q followers are. The whole thing reeks of a troll job, but these evangelicals go hard and double down rather than admit they’ve been clowned.
@FilmArtPhoto 2 жыл бұрын
@@paradigmshift2476 LOL, what y'all gonna do when they stay dead?
@FilmArtPhoto 2 жыл бұрын
@Tamal Paul EXACTLY!
@lynnegackstetter2779 2 жыл бұрын
I also noticed the ad that played while Christey was on. Hilarious 😂😂
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
JFK Jr. has a very good reason not to turn up: 1) He’s a Democrat. 2) The people waiting for him are crazy. 3) He’s dead, Jim.
@mothboy420 2 жыл бұрын
10/10 reference and profile pic
@katalac 2 жыл бұрын
4)the people waiting for him are Republicans
@Jaxbijou 2 жыл бұрын
It’s disgusting that people are doing this to man who died in a plane crash with the love of his life
@yasuke9317 2 жыл бұрын
Dammit Jim, I said hes dead. I'm a Doctor not a ressurerectionist.
@monmixer 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jaxbijou It is for sure. They are so rude.
@m.k.c.5212 2 жыл бұрын
Should have been singing "we are the children of the corn.". :-P
@crazieanimefan1 2 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDD I laughed so hard on Golden Corral! Hope I didn't wake my husband up! But that was classic!
@JeighNeither 2 жыл бұрын
When I first read the video description I thought -Jimmy, that JFK Qanon thing was so last week, then I realized those idiots are STILL there!!!
@jessie6753 2 жыл бұрын
And people are giving negative 48 the main leader down there donations of money to stay there all this time. Its unreal the con that they are pulling off
@TheL4LMusic 2 жыл бұрын
joe biden is not in the white house.. he is using a fake one.. qanon was right. that is not joe biden.
@jessie6753 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheL4LMusic this has nothing to do with Biden and the q movement didn't start this jfk bullshit negative 48 did they are disgusted at him making a mockery of it fyi
@matthewcastillo9951 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheL4LMusic , You’re delusional. You’re also a QAnon nut job. Biden is not played by some actor. And Trump ain’t coming back. Neither is JFK Jr and Elvis. What are you going to do in 2024 when when Biden is still president?
@TheL4LMusic 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewcastillo9951 lol i dont frankly care what you or anyone like you thinks
@cubagrr 2 жыл бұрын
Hire jfk impersonators to hold sign that say Biden won
@gigipaints1302 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@markberryhill2715 2 жыл бұрын
Love it! That'd shut that sh!t down in a hurry. Then it'd be F JFK!
@catherinejohnson1354 2 жыл бұрын
Damn! Good idea
@kickthespike 2 жыл бұрын
Good one
@6adams910 2 жыл бұрын
OMG!!! I want to see that
@shawnthegreat4281 2 жыл бұрын
A man that hasn’t read books his whole life has had more books written about him 😂 stable Genius
@carlosspeicywiener7018 2 жыл бұрын
Oh but he has read a book. Don't you remember when he was talkin about this great book that he was reading, he loved it and he based his presidential campaign on it. It's called MEIN KAMPF
@SuperLeica1 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's his interpretation of outsourcing? "I let them read for me".
@dublinjazz1 2 жыл бұрын
Sweet Jesus, THESE are the people who are taking over school boards all across the country🙄
@tdslywka 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah you guys got a serious problem down there. We got them here in Canada but it's not as obvious
@konway4715 2 жыл бұрын
Eventually they will take over the entire country...I don’t know if anyone else notices but the world is literally ending before our eyes. If you don’t have kids yet please don’t have them. It’ll be cruel to bring a child into the world we now know...
@Opinionsrnotfacts574 2 жыл бұрын
Forget the School Boards - they are in Congress!
@mapples007 2 жыл бұрын
So run against them.
@caspa7 2 жыл бұрын
We gotta thank Corona for that
@lukenaoumovitch4477 2 жыл бұрын
5:16 bruh I feel bad for that child sitting on the guys shoulders :( he’s growing up thinking that ghosts just reappear to support presidents. His mind gonna be effed up growing up 🤦🏻♂️
@bartholomewcubbins9723 2 жыл бұрын
I also feel bad for that child because his parents probably aren't vaccinated and won't get their child vaccinated.
@willsumnall3499 2 жыл бұрын
A bit like Christ's second coming?
@dolfan0019 2 жыл бұрын
@@bartholomewcubbins9723 let's go darwinism
@annecoffey8379 2 жыл бұрын
Hope Guillermo enjoys his "bottle of scotch'.🧑🎄
@rhesreeves5339 2 жыл бұрын
The video of the people waiting on JFK Jr is truly, truly creepy. It's unsettling.
@Marshall-uy2dv 2 жыл бұрын
Yep very unsettling, those people vote!
@kuzzbillington6392 2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly... My brain have a difficult time to even accept what I see with my own eyes. The joke about idiocracy is well used by now, but this, it would fit well as a scene in it. A horror version of the movie.
@marinadeburgos8666 2 жыл бұрын
Caroline might show up and tell that all the Kennedy's deaths were fake and are waiting to see Trump in prison before they come back to society...
@foreversocal1 2 жыл бұрын
@@marinadeburgos8666 only if dreams come true
@DystopianUtopia8 2 жыл бұрын
@Doc Holiday republikkkans are so pathetic
@hpbertin 2 жыл бұрын
You really should sende a look alike of JFK to Dallas to suprise the waiting crowd.
@mk1st 2 жыл бұрын
.....holding a "Biden Won" sign. 🤣😂
@seymourbutts4654 2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite lines from network TV is "He's dead Jim.".
@SickoJTrump-lordofevil 2 жыл бұрын
The most gratifying part of kimmels monologues, is the fact that tRump watches ever night!🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dawnstanley1733 2 жыл бұрын
I know right!!
@glennhenderson702 2 жыл бұрын
So funny dude haha!!!!
@HotRodCVO 2 жыл бұрын
More funny than that is Jimmy can’t stop talking about him. Get over it Jimmy, the bad orange man is gone.
@dawnstanley1733 2 жыл бұрын
@@HotRodCVO Awe, was someone butthurt.
@armedfarm3429 2 жыл бұрын
@@dawnstanley1733 Kimmel has wet dreams about Trump, it's all he talks about !
@piccalillipit9211 2 жыл бұрын
*AS A EUROPEAN* this is exactly how we all expected America to end... Overtaken by the crackpots.
@sultanofmultan2012 2 жыл бұрын
As an American, you can thank us for saving your asses by not being overtaken by the Nazis lol
@kkpenney444 2 жыл бұрын
@@sultanofmultan2012 just shut up and stop reinforcing all our worst stereotypes. We have every reason to be mortified by these crackpots.
@nickjohnson4593 2 жыл бұрын
As an American I’m deeply saddened by this country’s outlook… ready to move to Europe
@RubyDoobieScoo 2 жыл бұрын
Europe isn't immune, it happened in Portugal, Spain, Italy and more notably Germany among others. Life is too easy in the West, morons are allowed to flourish, it's already happened to America, Europe will follow.
@kkpenney444 2 жыл бұрын
@@RubyDoobieScoo Hungary's already there. The rest of them are only one insanely malignant narcissist wannabe dictator away...
@stuartwadsworth3281 2 жыл бұрын
It’s sad how many lonely people believe anything to feel some comfort. All open to exploitation by some nut job!
@paulor1027 2 жыл бұрын
Oahspe: The Book Of Judgement Chapter 1: 32/1.5. You shall keep the gates of heaven open for a season, and the spirits of the dead shall commune with mortals, good and evil, wise and foolish. And mortals shall see them, and talk with them, face to face; and they shall recognize their own kin, sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, the dead and the living.
@tygressblade 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulor1027 go drool in your corner.
@Lupita311 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulor1027 so a new cult enters the door. It is getting crowded.
@paulor1027 2 жыл бұрын
@@tygressblade I guess I must of hit a nerve with this one...you guys keep calling us nut jobs, insane, crazy, etc... But yet you guys keep voting every 2-4 years over and over again expecting that the next politician will fix everything, but instead the politians spend the first half of their time reversing everything the precious administration did. Then they spend the second half of their time campaigning for re-election. They no longer legislate, nor do they pass any real laws... It's called insanity, doing the same thing over and over again while expecting different results....so who are the real nut jobs here?
@chroylikesfish 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulor1027 no use arguing with people like this. They don't think for themselves. They let their sheppards think for them and shame anyone for not agreeing with their belief system. They don't support free thinking
@msc8663 2 жыл бұрын
They are ALL nuts. Thanks Jimmy love you.
@RedPolitics1776 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy has to keep talking about trump to keep his ratings up. YOUR being fed false and misleading information and your being brainwashed before the midterms and 2024. America has turned on the democrat party and the Judas’s. Trump will soon take America back and we the people will be safe and prosperous again 🇺🇸🦅
@paulor1027 2 жыл бұрын
Oahspe: The Book Of Judgement Chapter 1: 32/1.5. You shall keep the gates of heaven open for a season, and the spirits of the dead shall commune with mortals, good and evil, wise and foolish. And mortals shall see them, and talk with them, face to face; and they shall recognize their own kin, sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, the dead and the living.
@cheneethompson5756 Жыл бұрын
What's wrong with those people?! Lol!
@vv-uf2ng 2 жыл бұрын
We love you America, thanks for making the rest of the world laugh..
@J3R3MI6 2 жыл бұрын
We try 🍻✨
@kylorenthehusky2584 2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny we’re told we’re the only free people on the planet. Freedom to be an idiot 😂
@Laine2539 2 жыл бұрын
Yes… we are now the most embarrassing country in the world 😕
@android12921 2 жыл бұрын
And cringe
@trendywipp3715 2 жыл бұрын
@@Laine2539 So sad, but true...
@ouissandy2806 2 жыл бұрын
Jfk was born in 1917 so... he would be 104+ now. So..... ummm is this like a horse dewormer side affect?
@bertagriese8282 2 жыл бұрын
bright one, you realize they wait for his son...?
@Lupita311 2 жыл бұрын
@@bertagriese8282 and that makes more sense because... No, wait, he is dead too
@ouissandy2806 2 жыл бұрын
@@bertagriese8282 they are waiting for both
@lilyjiri 2 жыл бұрын
@@bertagriese8282 bright one? And you proceed to make that comment?
@kabe1799 2 жыл бұрын
Yup a 58 year coma with zero redox rxns in his body.
@kallen868 2 жыл бұрын
"We Are the World..." God help us....😳✌
@msoperator510 2 жыл бұрын
They are in their own little world. 😩
@jokelethkurueisner9229 2 жыл бұрын
And we are ZA WARUDO!
@pamelatimmins1055 2 жыл бұрын
You are so funny Jimmy. Your monologue is non-stop hysterical.
@Dai_Abdurrahman 2 жыл бұрын
♥
@dereklwashington1132 2 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to understand how these people believe that Trump is worth their embarrassing behavior
@jessetreadway5249 2 жыл бұрын
@Doc Holiday lmaooooo it's an entertainment show trying to turn a profit you absolute joke of a person.
@paulferrante5192 2 жыл бұрын
@@cowboyhoyt1554 LET'S GO BANNON !!!
@cowboyhoyt1554 2 жыл бұрын
@runner305 yeah you and 20 people think so.
@cowboyhoyt1554 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulferrante5192 Hahahahahahahah! Love it!
@SafetySpooon 2 жыл бұрын
@@cowboyhoyt1554 At least we all think. &, also unlike you, we know how to count.
@j.d.445 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, Trump voters who are nationalists and vote for "America First" singing "We are the world" is kinda tinfoil nutty in itself 🙄
@bartholomewcubbins9723 2 жыл бұрын
And singing "we're saving our own lives" while refusing a life-saving vaccine
@markberryhill2715 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent point indeed.
@spitflamez 2 жыл бұрын
Right?!?!
@redwaveofketchup7457 2 жыл бұрын
Kinda Nutty?!?, maybe just a LITTLE more than kinda!
@pdoylemi 2 жыл бұрын
They think they ARE the world - to hell with everyone else. But they got one thing right - they are the children - IQ and gullibility of a two year old.
@thethree60five 2 жыл бұрын
5:14 "We are the wing dings." "We are the wack-os." carry on, carry on.
@paulor1027 2 жыл бұрын
Oahspe: The Book Of Judgement Chapter 1: 32/1.5. You shall keep the gates of heaven open for a season, and the spirits of the dead shall commune with mortals, good and evil, wise and foolish. And mortals shall see them, and talk with them, face to face; and they shall recognize their own kin, sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, the dead and the living.
@peforster6725 2 жыл бұрын
Best comment!!!
@thethree60five 2 жыл бұрын
@@peforster6725 Thanks :) We all need a smile right?
@paulor1027 2 жыл бұрын
@@thethree60five a smile to what end. To the detriment of your destiny? Seems more like nervous laughter to me...Dont be afraid of the afterlife, embrace it....Open you eyes man, see the light. We will be waiting for you.
@thethree60five 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulor1027 Dude. That is sarcasm, but about that, no kidding. Mc[not]Fly.... HAAAALLLLO /sarcasm - Under UN Treaty # WAY2-DEEP4-U § USUK
@Shari466 2 жыл бұрын
Cotton candy grapes are scrumptious. REALLY they are.
@ERen-tj6jg 2 жыл бұрын
Have you tried Punch Grapes 🍇?🤔 Absolutely the most delicious grapes... Evvvah! Seriously.
@theresahegarty6466 2 жыл бұрын
They're gross. Just eat a teaspoon of sugar.
@strawberryrichardson1451 2 жыл бұрын
Yezzz
@penelopegreene 2 жыл бұрын
We are actually in a golden age of designer grapes. Had some Moondrops not too long ago!
@Cheese-is-its-own-food-group 2 жыл бұрын
The QAnon nuts just keep getting nuttier!
@johnsmith8981 2 жыл бұрын
HE HAD A LITERAL TINFOIL HAT IM DYING 🤣
@alexiatorrez7680 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how Caroline Kennedy feels when she sees those people talking about her father and brother are alive ❓❓🤔🤔
@paulor1027 2 жыл бұрын
Oahspe: The Book Of Judgement Chapter 1: 32/1.5. You shall keep the gates of heaven open for a season, and the spirits of the dead shall commune with mortals, good and evil, wise and foolish. And mortals shall see them, and talk with them, face to face; and they shall recognize their own kin, sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, the dead and the living.
@RustOnWheels 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulor1027 The Middle East called: they want your fairytale back.
@Von_Der_Tann 2 жыл бұрын
@@paulor1027 Say that in Aramaic or old Jewish or...NO! Greek....old Greek.
@csrb338 2 жыл бұрын
Well they’re only alive for a few... well idk how it works. Feel for her tho but she’s heard
@sophierobinson2738 2 жыл бұрын
She probably rolls her eyes in exasperation. Nut-jobs have been saying they're not really dead since they died.
@davidmurray5399 2 жыл бұрын
He's wearing an actual tin-foil hat. No surprise there.
@jarniwoop 2 жыл бұрын
THAT is hilarious.
@cowboyhoyt1554 2 жыл бұрын
Big brother loves you! 😘
@TrixiLovesYou 2 жыл бұрын
Kimmel: Just imagine what this guy looks like. Me: Like an American?
@nitro5119 2 жыл бұрын
So many lunatics in that country now, I never regret for 1 minute leaving Florida and coming home to Vancouver after 14 years in Florida.
@eurobabez 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with you 💯 %. The country is full of angry, gullible nutters who have been sucked into a cult by a delusional orange sociopathic narcissist and his far right sheep. They spend their time projecting onto others, exactly what they are doing. Don't bother trying to show them proof or reality. They will gleefully deny the truth. It's truly sad. 😔
@nitro5119 2 жыл бұрын
@@eurobabez, Yes it is, and I loved living where I did in St. Pete. Once my neighbors who used to be my friends became Trump-radicalized, we almost came to blows, literally.
@omamckaskle7760 2 жыл бұрын
Adult grape plant stems are sliced diagonally and cut into sections. The cut ends are then dipped into a rooting hormone and planted. The new plants that begin to grow are basically genetic clones of the original parent plant, except that they produce seedless fruit.
@AprilLaRae 2 жыл бұрын
Scrumptious is one of those words that just elevates the experience 🤣
@PatelDeep12296 2 жыл бұрын
dudes literally in a tinfoil hat lmao im surprised he doesn't have literal koolaid on him
@johnsmith8981 2 жыл бұрын
The tinfoil hat slayed me 🤣
@trendywipp3715 2 жыл бұрын
The Koolaid packets are in his back pocket.
@WiLDCHiLD. 2 жыл бұрын
4:37 just like the wall that Mexico was supposedly going to pay and build. womp womp. 🤣🤣
@lillyanderson3623 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jimmy and Guillermo!!! 🤗💖💖💖
@charlesasmith7836 2 жыл бұрын
Yes thsnks for the laughs 😄👍
@catherinemacaskill1421 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine how the Kennedy family must be feeling about all of this craziness. It's their loved ones who have been dragged into all of this utter stupidity.
@teriraia 2 жыл бұрын
We need more psychiatric hospitals - stat!
@paulor1027 2 жыл бұрын
What is the root word in PSYCH-ology? Psych: spirits/soul ology: to study Now put it together.... Psychology is the study of spirits. Modern psychology is a farse that denies spirit possessions and obsessions. They created fancy sounding syndromes and disorders in order to push medication that suppresses our spiritual DNA... The truth sounds "crazy" to the uninitiated...
@paulor1027 2 жыл бұрын
Oahspe: The Book Of Judgement Chapter 1: 32/1.5. You shall keep the gates of heaven open for a season, and the spirits of the dead shall commune with mortals, good and evil, wise and foolish. And mortals shall see them, and talk with them, face to face; and they shall recognize their own kin, sons and daughters, fathers and mothers, brothers and sisters, the dead and the living.
@vancouverviking4652 2 жыл бұрын
For liberals and democrats
@SafetySpooon 2 жыл бұрын
@@vancouverviking4652 ...to put rghtwingers in. Anyone who looks at this video & still tries to pretemd it's the Liberals who are crazy, gullible & stupid needs to be first in line for a bed.
@matteframe 2 жыл бұрын
They're talking about psychiatry you dummy...
@carolinagallegos3926 2 жыл бұрын
I feel horrible for Caroline Kennedy having to hear this crazy stuff!! I wish she would sue Q and all its followers for the stress they probably have her going through, she'd win any court case against these morons!! America has become an embarrassment!!!
@HELLEKSONART 2 жыл бұрын
If you would like to be shown how the insides of a watermelon do not fly back out the same direction the bullet went in.JFK's brains flew backward you Ballistic experts.America is full of gullible people that the social media and government both play,and I can't blame them when the American people are that naïve.Here have a glass of Evian water.....
@Lupita311 2 жыл бұрын
@@HELLEKSONART your reply would've been funny if it wasn't so sad. So you think he was alive then and he died of old age as normal people do, or do you think he is, at 104 years of age, still alive waiting for the right moment to appear? Kind of anticlimactic, isn't it? Most of his voters are dead. What is he waiting the 100th anniversary of his death?
@SafetySpooon 2 жыл бұрын
@@HELLEKSONART I would pity you, but I'm too busy SMH over the extremely self-blind irony in your rant.
@HELLEKSONART 2 жыл бұрын
@@SafetySpooon "I pity the fool." - Mr. T-
@pysvtfa4 2 жыл бұрын
@@HELLEKSONART his brains flew out of his head in the wrong direction, so therefore he must still be alive? I’m relieved this makes no sense to me 🤯
@anthonymonteverde1210 2 жыл бұрын
The QAnnon Still hoping? And singing "We Are The World"? I think most 4got that the song was about famine in Africa in the 80's. And why would a prominent Democratic family endorse Donald "NO NUTS" Trump? Can I b Pope? I am Catholic. Just wondering.
@dolfan0019 2 жыл бұрын
Donald "no nuts" Trump. Damn dude you really thought you had a top notch insult
@pamelahomeyer748 2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@SafetySpooon 2 жыл бұрын
They think "We Are The World" means that it's JUST them, & NO ONE ELSE.
@anthonymonteverde1210 2 жыл бұрын
@@SafetySpooon Someone should tell them what the song was meant for in the first place (give them a hint: it WASN'T meant for them).
@aaronburratwood.6957 2 жыл бұрын
Kimmel is really becoming a natural treasure.
@weatherornotheresmike9303 2 жыл бұрын
Has been! You’re late
@ChazTheYouthful 2 жыл бұрын
Don't tell Nic Cage, he might get a script idea.
@charlesasmith7836 2 жыл бұрын
He already is 🙏
@teresajenkins9056 2 жыл бұрын
after seeing the QAnon folks I now realize how Jim Jones happened...
@WiLDCHiLD. 2 жыл бұрын
3:10 IDK if it's how she maintained a straight face or Beethoven's Symphony No. 9/Ode to Joy that got me crying! 💀💀🤣🤣
@stevenrais9360 2 жыл бұрын
It's weird, I've had more than one person recently say that the Kennedys would be Republicans now. What are they watching?
@brye687 2 жыл бұрын
These are the same people who joined the party of Lincoln and wave the confederate flag while claiming to love the "UNITED" States. It's like being immune to irony is a GOP prerequisite.
@elizandropedraza1286 2 жыл бұрын
Do true.
@Squirrel_314 2 жыл бұрын
More like Eisenhower would be a Democrat for sure. Nixon would probably be unwelcome in the GOP as well. He started the EPA and signed the Clean Air & Water Acts.
@aaronw5851 2 жыл бұрын
“When you’re sitting in the hospital and all that’s on tv is fast food ads”
@jennamakesbugs 2 жыл бұрын
That is a lot of really determined people accomplishing nothing. Imagine if people applied that sort of dedication to helping others.
@vanyacaron3789 2 жыл бұрын
Well put,Jenna. I love the voice of reason and compassion.
@debbie541 2 жыл бұрын
unbelievable people show up for this .......WAS ELVIS expected too
@gregkenning9238 2 жыл бұрын
Helping them with what? Brainwashing children into this new cult? I would not even want them to walk my dog.
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
Sure, leave the plastic cutlery to the grandkids... but what about the ketchup and soy sauce packets? You NEED to divvy that stuff up, or they'll slay each other in court over them, Jimmy.
@Maya_Pinion 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah.will bring out the best in all...👏
@old-fashionedcoughypot 2 жыл бұрын
But what about the soya sauce?!?
@seymourbutts4654 2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry the bottom of my fridge door is filled with such packets.
@My-Pal-Hal 2 жыл бұрын
I've ALWAYS Liked your Threads. The replies to same ALWAYS,.. Make No Sense. Which Fits Perfectly 🤤🤤🤤🤤
@brendanbiele2736 2 жыл бұрын
Dibs on the mayo packets. Reasons…
@jsl151850b 2 жыл бұрын
4:29 "Nothing human could stack books like this." - Peter Venkman,
@oltoby4404 2 жыл бұрын
Asserting rights is all about me, but wearing a mask is all about my care and concern for the feelings and well-being of others.✌
@Stevenhlms04 2 жыл бұрын
Keep wearing those masks thinking your actually saving someone’s life lol
@jimsmith1120 2 жыл бұрын
@Doc Holiday no thats you. What you did there is called projection.
@whiskeytango-pl5ht 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome someone that understands science 101.
@janwoodworth1 2 жыл бұрын
Yes..there is no Freedom to Infect
@janwoodworth1 2 жыл бұрын
@@Stevenhlms04 so Republicans are dying at three times the rate of Dems....keep it up...🙄
@s.d.c5513 2 жыл бұрын
If there EVER was a need for a Dead Kennedy's reunion tour. 🙈🙉🙊
@cheneethompson5756 Жыл бұрын
Those cult members are sick!
@debbiej1173 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way Guillermo said "okay" with anticipation 😂😂😂
@BrianGriffinTH 2 жыл бұрын
Obviously Christie didn't read any of the books! hahaha
@squirrelcovers6340 2 жыл бұрын
He defeated his bariatric surgery😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@donaldwilliams4161 2 жыл бұрын
They were actually singing "We are the World" ? Do they realize that is a song about inclusiveness, about taking care your fellow inhabitants in this Earth? Something the Trump, and the G.O.P don't actually believe in.
@carolyntalbot947 2 жыл бұрын
Well, Trump loves "YMCA" and "You Can't Always Get What You Want," despite having no capacity to understand the meaning of either song.
@RealSlimSlavin 2 жыл бұрын
Do YOU realize that the Qanuts are such a small portion of the population that Jimmy Kimmel’s attention on them isn’t the least bit warranted? If you honestly believe that the GOP is all Qanuts, go ahead, but that’ll just be one more display of ignorance from you.
@mk1st 2 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Slavin some of this "small portion" are in congress, state houses and getting on local school boards. A small percentage of 350 million translates to an alarmingly large actual number.
@RealSlimSlavin 2 жыл бұрын
@@mk1st Yeah? Well, you don’t seem to care that avowed socialists (and on-the-record left-wing antisemites) are in Congress, and have been for longer. As a Jew, I’m not as worried about those sharing new-age space laser conspiracy theories as I am about those sharing age-old antisemitism that would’ve been at home in ‘30s Berlin.
@mk1st 2 жыл бұрын
@@RealSlimSlavin When you have idiots like Sheldon Adelson running around hijacking the US's political system for his own gain who can blame people for having a negative view of the Jewish people. BTW, there are many right wing anti-semites out there as well.
@masteroffun9627 2 жыл бұрын
Where would we be without Kimmel? He’s the best!!!!!!!
@guynorth3277 2 жыл бұрын
He's got some weird segments too, I don't care for the times he abuses children, and tries to treat them like adults.
@theragoooverlord5021 5 ай бұрын
@@guynorth3277your comment aged well
@soulfullmusic100 2 жыл бұрын
Elvis has showed up in Dallas and is singing "I just can't help believing"
@AndiDuck 2 жыл бұрын
I saw Elvis last week in a Walmart parking lot collecting shopping carts. He looks like he has gained some weight ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@pamlewis1183 2 жыл бұрын
Good one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@beeragainsthumanity1420 2 жыл бұрын
Elvis returned from the dead and revealed to me his 10 day fudge and whisky diet.
@hurdygurdyguy1 2 жыл бұрын
Every entire episode of the Bachelor and Bachelorette should be done with kids voices... I might even watch half an episode! 🤣🤣🤣
@sailor583 2 жыл бұрын
That guy looks like he would be serving the Kool-Aid.
@jarheade3823 2 жыл бұрын
OMG,.. How embarrassing to be a American,.. This is worse than my drunk father in law's pants falling to the ground while dancing at our wedding reception,...... 18 years later,. I Still put my hands over my face at the thought.
@pierrebibeau9861 2 жыл бұрын
And Christie didn't get the hint about his books on weight which he received as a gift???????
@edwardfletcher7790 2 жыл бұрын
He's obviously illiterate...
@JulianCommodus 2 жыл бұрын
Thank all the deities that he wasn't given a spandex track suit.
@bartholomewcubbins9723 2 жыл бұрын
You think he didn't know he had a weight problem before getting the books?
@dereklwashington1132 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
@pierrebibeau9861 2 жыл бұрын
@@bartholomewcubbins9723 He knew but did nothing. It is quite evident.
@6Joey6Dice6 2 жыл бұрын
The way Guillermo says "okay" the first time is the funniest part of this whole video! Haha!🤣
@ragingmonk6080 2 жыл бұрын
But hey, Q is in the right spot because Dealey Plaza is known for scatter brains.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 жыл бұрын
Too soon, man. Too soon :-/
@tuckergary1516 2 жыл бұрын
new and lee harvey oswald shot JFK from 600 yards with a mail-order Italian rifle.
@susansanchez4794 2 жыл бұрын
Ooo, that's harsh, pun totally intended...
@ragingmonk6080 2 жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 "Too soon" JFK died in 1963 and that is older than me by 7 years. "TOO soon"???????
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 2 жыл бұрын
@@ragingmonk6080 LOL
@jstnxprsn 2 жыл бұрын
So weird. When he asked the operating monkey question, I too immediately thought "cut my nails" LMFAO
@jeannefoster5594 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Thought “tonails!”
@trendywipp3715 2 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@barrydiabo1371 2 жыл бұрын
Same here...!!!
@vanofpearls7528 2 жыл бұрын
all bachelor/bachelorette shows need to be in children's voices. love this!
@jillyburt 2 жыл бұрын
Does anyone think about Caroline Kennedy, what she might feel about these jokes?
@SavagelyBadAtLosing 2 жыл бұрын
Nacho cheese pump on the seats sounds like an amazing idea.
@carlosspeicywiener7018 2 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that instead of just admitting that it was a crackpot notion, they keep changing the day and time and saying that's when he's going to pop up and say,... well what, exactly?
@friendlier 2 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly how the religious mind operates.
@davidhughes6578 2 жыл бұрын
What am I missing?
@m.k.c.5212 2 жыл бұрын
That's how cultists operate.
@jessie6753 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly and it will keep happening till 2024 when trump will try again lol they told me trump will take over as king in Nov 3rd lol and Diana will be queen because she is with trump romantically 🤣🤣🤣
@danielbaig6094 2 жыл бұрын
Q-Anon followers are very, very used to changing the timing of the expected arrival of something when it doesn't come -- they spent years promising that "very soon now" / "ANY DAY now!" those promised mass "tribunals" were coming which would result in all Democratic politicians incarcerated for child trafficking… They were particularly keen on saying it was going to happen "in March." March, of course, came and went, came and went, and came and went. They still believe. 😔
@mushroomandtinyfrogplaying7907 2 жыл бұрын
The bachelor with kids voice is always my favorite 🤣
@elizabethmitchell1882 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! What a skit and what a talented actress in your JFK, Jr skit - She is amazing - Please promote her talent - Thanks for all you do & presenting us the truth in satirical sense
@radagastbrown9001 2 жыл бұрын
Better politicians start with better, more informed voters.
@ERen-tj6jg 2 жыл бұрын
🎯👍
@juliamckenzie4510 2 жыл бұрын
America's doomed.
@shmibbybibby7668 2 жыл бұрын
@@juliamckenzie4510 lol, it's the end of an empire
@glarx3089 2 жыл бұрын
Just do what jimmy says lol.. Or Cardi b
@Sold.Out.For.Freeee 2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Rayzersword 2 жыл бұрын
Normally I wouldn't make fun of someone's weight, but Christie probably has to binge eat himself to sleep to forget the evils he has done lol.
@samcooper1761 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he sleeps fine. Sociopaths aren't affected by things like that.
@nikolaipersad4098 2 жыл бұрын
This!!
@TheKermit2110 2 жыл бұрын
Help me out here as I’m not from America- but how do you guys manage to breed so many crazy people?
@ironfox4990 2 жыл бұрын
Poor education and healthcare.
@nathanielvashaw2328 2 жыл бұрын
Watching Qanuts singing "We Are the World" while waiting for the late JFK and JFK Jr despite the fact they're both dead is so cringey that it has literally fried my brain.
@_JayRamsey_ 2 жыл бұрын
Both dead *Democrats!* It's nuts.
@dena6254 2 жыл бұрын
The Qanuts take crazy to a whole new level!! 🤦🏻♀️
@AnnieWarbux 2 жыл бұрын
I really feel bad for Caroline Kennedy. As if the Kennedy family hasn't suffered enough, the memory of one of America's most revered Presidents is being trashed by these Crazed Q-nut MagaRats!!😡 Trump the Betrayer couldn't touch President Kennedy with a ten foot 9 iron!!
@sarajohnson9938 2 жыл бұрын
It's pretty hilarious actually. America has became an absurd comedy.
@seanmcculloch5607 2 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard..
@TheShadowKing1988 2 жыл бұрын
They say you learn something new every day. I've learned that "Cotton Candy Grapes" are a thing. I thought that was just a jokey throwaway line, but I looked them up, and they're surprisingly real!
@queenannesrevenge1437 2 жыл бұрын
And delicious 😋
@edblair929 2 жыл бұрын
They are amazing
@indigowolf556 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they use that song to try to manifest JFK jr. I used to like that song from the '80s. It was a good song for back then raising awareness and to stop hunger and now those idiots have ruined it. Instead of a big letter Q they should have a big letter r for ruiners
@trnharris 2 жыл бұрын
A big letter S for *suckers*
@aliengranpa 2 жыл бұрын
People can not seriously be this insane
@eurobabez 2 жыл бұрын
Trumplican cult members truly are. It's pathetic really.
@lengray44 2 жыл бұрын
Christie is out hawking his new book"How To Beat A Gastric Bypass"
@bella3775 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@markwilliams2620 2 жыл бұрын
Myself and 5 other also very drunk and high Western Michigan University students spontaneously breaking into Barry Manilow tunes as we waited under an eave for a thunderstorm to subside suddenly makes much more sense after "We are the world....".
@alopez9716 2 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimbel Is Always On Point When It Comes To Trump Supporters I.Q🤣🤣✌️
@robertyingst5826 2 жыл бұрын
“Sometimes things just work out” except Chris Christie
@hpoonis2010 2 жыл бұрын
"We are the world"...so much saccharin it could choke an entire galaxy.
@peacelove2.0.69 2 жыл бұрын
Some are waiting for JFK.. Me I'm waiting for my KFC..
@wardenwilson6725 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in Dallas right now. And I don't know about Jr, but the old man, JFK himself will be here. Any minute now.He's actually going to drive through Dealy Plaza again. Hopefully he'll make it through in one piece this time.
@jreteeksjreteeks8868 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@larrymosher5045 2 жыл бұрын
JFK,Lee Harvey Oswald, and Jack Ruby will all arrive back in Dallas, to finally tell us, who shot JR,oops,JFK.
@KRich408 2 жыл бұрын
Pizza shops all over NJ have to have a lookout for Christie when they see him coming they bar and chain the shop so they still have enough product to operate the next day,😭😭😭😂😂😂
@Dai_Abdurrahman 2 жыл бұрын
You got a German name by the way bye bratha
@doritofan1002 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like they should give out edibles on flights instead of alcohol
@arucardhelsing6551 2 жыл бұрын
What is with the wave of odd behavior in this nation in the last few years?
@rchurch2769 2 жыл бұрын
I have thought about that too. I've watched it unfold over the past few years and honestly think it has a lot to do with all the crazy misinformation passed around on social media, It is truly making people dumber. I've seen some very intelligent people start to believe in some of the craziest conspiracy theories. I personally couldn't stand seeing it anymore and got rid of fb. Not to mention 15% of the population has clinical mental issues. What agitates me the most about it all, is these crazy dingbats have a hand in deciding what affects all of us. Idiocracy seems to be contagious as covid and is infecting a large portion of one particular political party.
@HandsomeDanVacationRentals 2 жыл бұрын
Natural cultural and societal backlash to a period of extreme technological and cultural innovation? People generally dislike change and, when they feel overwhelmed by it, begin to embrace ideas and solutions that appear simple and familiar or comforting. It becomes easy to embrace extremist views at that point as they don’t seem extremist at first and promise to offer comfort.
@lynnpayne9519 2 жыл бұрын
@@HandsomeDanVacationRentals your so right. I read about The Great Disappointment . When Jesus did not come back, people still believed. They set new dates and started new denominations . What will it take to get them to go home? I think that the only hope is real world fall out from actions. Folks need to stop sending money. They need to tell them they are loved and no matter what changes come, we all have value.
@ashram12 2 жыл бұрын
The seedless grapes come from clones. I wouldn't be any fun in that 3 question segment. Well, to be fair, I'm never fun.
@jcesarbtorres6006 2 жыл бұрын
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
@zuzupetals4794 2 жыл бұрын
The kid's name is " adrenalchrome".... im dead.🤣😆🤣
@deanwalker6262 2 жыл бұрын
That last bit at the bar was really good. Well done and should be thought of as a continued idea.
@ruidadgmailcanada8508 2 жыл бұрын
I love the ginger comedian, she’s soooo funny. More please!!!
@yankeesusa1 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin Garnett is awesome. He's probably great at family parties.
@AndiDuck 2 жыл бұрын
"Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders." - Mary Schmich former columnist for the Chicago Tribune and winner of the 2012 Pulitzer Prize for commentary.
@phraydedjez 2 жыл бұрын
I like that.
@HandsomeDanVacationRentals 2 жыл бұрын
Back in my day, youtube commenters wouldn’t have posted stuff like this that made me think.
@seymourbutts4654 2 жыл бұрын
Stay off my grass you damn hippie !!!
@tuckergary1516 2 жыл бұрын
sadly corrupt politicians= death and taxes.
@shevawnmacdonald4282 2 жыл бұрын
This was a speck to a graduating class made into a song called wear sunscreen
@xaviotesharris891 2 жыл бұрын
No one gives Trump credit for this, but he single-handedly rescued the publishing industry.
@Mantreaus 2 жыл бұрын
Yet, the only book he had begun to read was Mein Kamph. Guess he actually could claim a win in that collum. Win-1, Loses-All the rest.
@jokelethkurueisner9229 2 жыл бұрын
I’ll bet those people waiting for JFK Jr. are doing this after giving up on waiting for their dads to return home with the milk…
@darvin50k 2 жыл бұрын
To the person reading this: Even though I don’t know you, I wish you the best of what life has to offer ❤️
@gabrielacanseco7851 2 жыл бұрын
Gracias, igualmente.
@enegmatixerebro 2 жыл бұрын
It..It's not working
@juliancampelll 2 жыл бұрын
You too, brother
@EagleEyeChioru 2 жыл бұрын
Same for you dude.
@jon88doe 2 жыл бұрын
Same to you bruh! Thanks!
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