8:54 Jack: "assssscending order" subtitles: *"ass ending order"*

Bob the builder is crying right now

The weird door at the top of the stairs is like the first house I ever built in the Sims

As Lexi would say “This is r/ATBGE without passion, its just horrible design”

That first one should be on r/boss fight and be called *“Bob the deconstructor”*

From the creators of "Boobless america" we present "In god wet rust".

"Your forehead crease looks like someone just photo-shopped your face onto someone else's face."

that window blocking that house alarm made me go „only in America“ until it zoomed on „Hausalarm“. Great, welcome to Germany

“Well good thing my nicotine addicted chihuahua is wearing shoes today.” - Jack 2021

The first post actually makes sense with the context. CHAMPS stands for: C - Conversation H - Help (what to do if you need it) A - Activity M - Movement (if you're moving around the class and such) P - Participation (participating during an activity/speaking out during class) S - Success

4:52 my mans literally said 👁👄👁

I could imagine Jack's voice coming from that dragon, the posters friend that drew that managed to visually represent Jack's personality perfectly

10:30 This is why in my town we dont use our sidewalks because you can get pushed and you may be able to find a "Pokemon"

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. As a graphic designer, videos like this make me feel so secure in my occupation.

Looked at the time and thought "This has to be Jack, we've just entered daylight savings". Glad to say that I'm not disappointed.

The only reason I can see someone doing the first one is if they have children/pets that cannot be contained by normal stair gates. And now it could qualify for r/oddlyterrifying

10:22 it’s not for preventing cyclists, it’s to prevent homeless people from setting up tents

6:41 in addition to all of that, iMac's don't run off a battery like a MacBook would, so they need a power cord to be attached...

12:05 that maze literally requires going in the outside area to finish. It's completely impossible otherwise.

The thing about the drawers for me is, somebody had to install that by hand. Somebody probably had a helluva time with the drawers at 5:26 and just said "eh not my problem."

did you know there's actually different names for types of dragons! i believe that one would be called an Amphithere since it only has wings with a long body and no hind/back legs

i dont understand why everyone hates CHAMPS so much. atleast my school decided to give us what it ACTUALLY stands for conversation help activity movement participation success kinda stupid some school dont give you what it stands for

Did you know every 3,000 sheets of paper costs us a REE. Man that literally caught me off guard and I literally laughed at it

PLEASEE say “I’m jack, the snack, that snorts crack!”

Jack describing how he would wait for a hug is exactly how my brother and I basically greet each other cuz we’re GMod nerds. But also I would 100% give Jack a hug if I saw him standing like that.

I love that in the intro he actually used Builderman, just beautiful

This man is the person who always makes us smile. Thank you EmKay!

The backwards letters on the ambulance is for drivers who see the ambulance through their mirror

Ok how happy he was at a fanart of himself as a DRAYGON definitely made my day xD he was SO HONESTLY HAPPY xD

4:17 imagine being asked to clean up the blood of a child that someone else ate? Clean it up yourself, dude! You made the mess!

"Billy, who's your favorite character?" "Sthomas the Stank Engine!"

i understand what they were going for with the ice cream. They wanted to make a kids size of ice cream, but didn't want people to think the regular size was big by saying double, and people thinking the large was way too large by saying triple. people would think the single (jr) was regular, the double (single) was large, and the double (triple) was too large. A better way of doing that would be to call the one scoop Jr/kids, call the two scoops regular, and call the triple large. Still place the number of scoops next to it, but at least this time, they wouldn't be contradicting.

short people off the ship- we will always rememeber your sacrifice

Jack: hello I'm Bob the builder! *proceeds to show co-creator of roblox builderman*

7:50 As the original poster of this I’m glad I made it to an Emkay video

0:00 imagine that youre playing tag, run up and slam into the door

1:54 The window on the bottom probably looked the same as the one above it at a point in time but it looks like it was filled in later on so the balcony would have served a purpose before then

Actually I've seen other ice-cream places do the single = 2, double = 3 thing. I think it's a psychological trick, trying to make you think you're getting a deal.

ah yes roblox's builderman is now bob the builder

builderman is using your powering imagination to power your stress and anger

6:29 Great sofa companion comfortable your feet Is this how my Spanish teacher feels when she reads my essays?

10:53 My mother almost had to give birth to me without assistance, because the ambulance drove past the address, due to a fallen number. Terrible designs like that are not just confusing the mail man.

6:46 “Kris, buy the carpets”

as a guy who saw the ads for invisalign (2:20) everwhere i go, I am persuaded to NEVER get these when I'm older

I adore it when Jack gets fan art lol

0:40 is not that bad, the C stands for conversation and the h stands for help, etc Edit: a stands for activity

Builderman: *Roblox Imagination* Build Anything! The Stair: 0:02

These designs are as if they are made by that 1 typical roommate who leaves their dirty dishes stacked up

0:33 so it’s descriptions of the properties of the *c h i l d* that should be met

How dare they disrespect Builder man

for some reason, the stairway at 6:02 reminds me of old puzzle games. y'know, like Myst and Shivers.

10:13 I remember someone in the comments on another video saying it’s so that homeless people can’t sleep there. So disgusting! 😡

9:18 same thing happens at the hotel I'm staying in currently LMAO

8:02 the railing is like the trainstation in Harry Potter but with the diffrence it leads to the Hospital. The one Moment you run TOWARDS it and in the next you wake up in the hospital, MAGIC WORKS!

I keep seeing ads for Invisalign and the before and after is literally two different people, I had no idea the the invisible braces could change your eye colour.

Props for the "No this is Patrick" meme.

1:23 I feel attacked man... :( Reported bots cuz they're annoying :/

5:47 Cities Skylines

12:16 lmao This is my native language and I can't read a single world xd Congrats to the designer XD

0:01 that it’s accurate to roblox and how STUPID some thing on roblox builderman has made

4:27 thank you

As a contractor I can confirm. There are a lot of contractors who just, don't, give, a, SHIIIT. "Not my job, not my problem", is far too common on MOST sites.

So I upped the contrast to black and white, sealed off the edges and used the flood tool to find paths through that maze. It's 100% unsolvable without exiting the sides or just going around in the first place. Definitely a trick design.

This whole video: Boy, I hope someone was fired for that blunder

emkay, i love your videos, but im watching this at 12 am, and my eyes are burning.

Aww he was so happy about the fan art it’s adorable

12:20 I kinda love how lectors get confused after seeing things made in Polish language

"Hi, Im bob the builder" **shows builderman**

6:14 I have the same mac. That woman has super strength..

Jam jar can't get the corners Me: *Slowly sticks finger in and scoops it up*

That's why bob can't fix his marriage.

3:35: I guess pets are usually barefooted, but I guess they rarely smoke, so no problem there... Or perhaps that plaque prohibits smoking (as in turning into food using smoke) barefooted pets. Still not a problem if you put something in their feet (socks should do) before you start smoking them...

Jack singing bits 4:07

The one that house was eating the post I thought when your house needs less room call onto your own house to eat it

6:08 Doom 1 Episode 1 level design in a nutshell

The club logo one is also from 2 years ago at the time of upload, meaning they titled the video so it would be relevant to the algorithm again, just adds to it man

At my old apartment the drawers for cutlery and one random one in the corner banged into each other. Could only ever use the front bit of the cutlery drawer

The champs thing actually makes sense. My school used to have this when I was little. C is conversation, h is help, a is activity, m is movement, p is participation, and i dont remember s

thanks for showing me this on my brithday

4:00 one of the hooks are backwards on that curtain rod. The curtain design isn't the only thing that's crappy. The placement is too.

1:12 These do have meanings C- is for conversation level H- is for help A- is for activity M_ movement P- is for participation S-for success The sign is telling you the expectations for that place.

the dirty looking mirror was probably to prevent people taking selfies

8:48 Hartford Connecticut also has that terribly designed bench/trashcan combo

i absolutely love that the editor decided to not get an image of bob the builder, but instead a picture of builderman from roblox

“Bob the Builder! Can we fix it?” “Nooooo, it fvcked!”

My stress has peaked

As a high schooler that is forced to use CHAMPS I can’t tell you what it means c-Conversation h-help a-activity m-movement p-participation and S-success

My mother bought a sink top that stains with water. I couldn’t make this up if I wanted to.

he suggested that the house was _carnivorous_ for eating _wood_

3:32 yay my post made it into EmKay

I'm waiting for Jack to say " My name is Jack the snack that leaves car tires on your track"

1:45 Was that a Kermit's Swamp Years reference, or am I just insane?

The dental before and after one is actually just Way Too Real because people who don't like their teeth definitely don't give open mouthed smiles when you take their photo

Fix-it Felix is currently questioning his occupational decisions

This is he funniest thing I’ve seen in FOREVER

The t posing hug thing, I know someone who does that. He is one of my best friends and he stares into your soul

6:32 the lady is so cheap she found an alternative for a desk that isn't the floor

I've seen the ice cream thing before. I ordered what I thought was a single scoop because I knew I wasn't going to finish it before it melts in the summer sun and got two scoops since I didn't read the menu close enough to see that was a "small".

2:02 fails to mention the fact that there's a window in the shower

now i wanna give jack a hug