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EmKay

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Top posts from r/Cursedcomments on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Narrated by: / thelexikitty

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@ONE-vt1fz
@ONE-vt1fz 3 жыл бұрын
"i think your soul would be great on toast and we can give your flesh to that other guy" is such a powerful statement
@luissantiago5163
@luissantiago5163 3 жыл бұрын
Its so frank and polite.
@faceless6709
@faceless6709 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry, I think he's running out of room in the pantry
@funnyvideoguy3216
@funnyvideoguy3216 3 жыл бұрын
And he also had some demonitization words to say
@faceless6709
@faceless6709 3 жыл бұрын
@That One Guy Who Comments. Don't worry, you have your entire life to find out.
@Arterexius
@Arterexius 3 жыл бұрын
Ginger here and I don't even want her soul. Dying by food poisoning is a horrible way to go out
@skullbird179
@skullbird179 3 жыл бұрын
“I think your soul will be great on toast” Me: “deflating Seagull nosies”
@MisfortuneDS
@MisfortuneDS 3 жыл бұрын
i didnt know seagulls watch this. or even have phones.
@Moetron_V2
@Moetron_V2 3 жыл бұрын
@@MisfortuneDS well we have to steal them. We can’t hold money because it would rip in our grip. PHONES ON THE OTHER HAND
@vda4793
@vda4793 3 жыл бұрын
@Skull Bird I'm not giving your soul back
@bangerz5871
@bangerz5871 3 жыл бұрын
Dyson vacuum noises*
@Moon_Savior
@Moon_Savior 2 жыл бұрын
DEFLATED SEA BIRD
@junipest9291
@junipest9291 3 жыл бұрын
"Oh cool another emkay video." *hears Lexi's iconic crack head voice* *"y e s"*
@memetech-
@memetech- 3 жыл бұрын
Wow the personality
@bungo_whore_dogs
@bungo_whore_dogs 3 жыл бұрын
loveth cult
@denkikaminari7231
@denkikaminari7231 2 жыл бұрын
*YES Junipest*
@freedman4395
@freedman4395 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@amazon8489
@amazon8489 3 жыл бұрын
9:31 "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." - Qui-Gon Jinn, The Phantom Menace.
@ciphergacha9100
@ciphergacha9100 3 жыл бұрын
Sorry for spelling it wrong
@joeschmoe9657
@joeschmoe9657 3 жыл бұрын
When someone steals ur car but now the body in the trunk is their problem now: haha (cries)
@faceless6709
@faceless6709 3 жыл бұрын
The car theith: Someone call the police there's a body in the car I stole. The police: thank you, you are under arrest.
@joeschmoe9657
@joeschmoe9657 3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@jordanm9109
@jordanm9109 3 жыл бұрын
i know that feeling
@cathal6636
@cathal6636 3 жыл бұрын
Joe Mama now you don’t have anything to come in
@NStripleseven
@NStripleseven 3 жыл бұрын
N...no
@Shark.Bite_01
@Shark.Bite_01 3 жыл бұрын
Lexi: *says I’m sexy for the 50th time* Me: *happy noises*
@einvious
@einvious 3 жыл бұрын
h
@Tw0Dots
@Tw0Dots 3 жыл бұрын
o
@SilverSaiyanAce
@SilverSaiyanAce 3 жыл бұрын
Says she is or you are
@RK_Enthusiast
@RK_Enthusiast 3 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@xpyro1215
@xpyro1215 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Ramtamtama
@Ramtamtama 3 жыл бұрын
"Smashing people's Androids and giving them iPhones" Thanks. I can sell this and buy myself another Android, as well as a few other things I need.
@zwilder1
@zwilder1 3 жыл бұрын
@random punkleton booga booga Thanks
@marblecar1162
@marblecar1162 3 жыл бұрын
i would do this to lol
@jehoiakimelidoronila5450
@jehoiakimelidoronila5450 3 жыл бұрын
Competition between the two is fierce, my friend.
@acreativename7999
@acreativename7999 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, they sell more than they're worth even 2nd hand! Apple reeeaaaly knows how to milk an audience dry
@xx_insert_cool_username_he6876
@xx_insert_cool_username_he6876 3 жыл бұрын
90th like
@Algorithmicgeneratedwordsalad
@Algorithmicgeneratedwordsalad 2 жыл бұрын
Lexi is too wholesome for this this feed but it also it's nice that she gives Damon and Robin a break from it occasionally
@chosenmaple99
@chosenmaple99 3 жыл бұрын
8:52 allyah, Satan said he has a spot in line in Hell for people to go to Extra Hell
@flamesamurai6315
@flamesamurai6315 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, she's going to Extra Extra Extra EXTRA Hell.
@Ihascome
@Ihascome 3 жыл бұрын
Fast AK-47 reload
@theblindguy9623
@theblindguy9623 3 жыл бұрын
Hold on let me get the life syringe and the deadly torture devices so we can torture her for all eternity and if she dies we bring her back
@user-tu5gj5nz8b
@user-tu5gj5nz8b 3 жыл бұрын
What social media is this on, i want to go bully her
@flamesamurai6315
@flamesamurai6315 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-tu5gj5nz8b I believe Twitter.
@luissantiago5163
@luissantiago5163 3 жыл бұрын
Lexi in the morning? Hell yeah. *edit* 5:47 is so metal. Who would have thought firefighters and fire would join forces. Gnarly
@belokuikini271
@belokuikini271 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah France does not fool around when it comes to protesting. -But when it's a world war though...-
@bobberman4641
@bobberman4641 3 жыл бұрын
_youve become the very thing you swore do destroy_
@luissantiago5163
@luissantiago5163 3 жыл бұрын
@@belokuikini271 The French had flame launchers for their police. They really don't mess around nowadays
@cillianstewart9441
@cillianstewart9441 3 жыл бұрын
Another Fire-Fighting type? Seriously Gamefreak?
@Ramtamtama
@Ramtamtama 3 жыл бұрын
@@vacexpert2020 so... firebending?
@AJackson130
@AJackson130 3 жыл бұрын
“I what up sexy, I’m Lexie!” Me: “Stop. Don’t give me false hope...”
@saturn6413
@saturn6413 3 жыл бұрын
Facts 😩😭
@ritardando3641
@ritardando3641 3 жыл бұрын
help my mom found out i pooped
@sphjinx1448
@sphjinx1448 3 жыл бұрын
@@ritardando3641 ... WHAT
@Cheeseyer
@Cheeseyer 3 жыл бұрын
r/cursed comments
@Soup3rhero
@Soup3rhero 3 жыл бұрын
@@ritardando3641 ...
@blackknight1168
@blackknight1168 3 жыл бұрын
seeing other people on emkay do cursed comments really does showcase how much of a chaotic neutral chad Damien is whenever he does these.
@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, everyone knows the perfect speed to launch a baby is 30 mph smh
@ecstaticfish9072
@ecstaticfish9072 3 жыл бұрын
No no no no... you got it wrong. It should be 150mph.
@amieI7123
@amieI7123 3 жыл бұрын
× aleph nole
@fr0ggieMOVED
@fr0ggieMOVED 3 жыл бұрын
Oh? I was doing 55 mph. Maybe that’s why they exploded
@lazer2545
@lazer2545 3 жыл бұрын
Ur life broadcast starts at 1:51 pm right
@mariatarango4417
@mariatarango4417 3 жыл бұрын
Why 30
@ONE-vt1fz
@ONE-vt1fz 3 жыл бұрын
"things not to do while sick: yoda impression" 2019: i hope you get better :) 2020: anakin. start panakin. i dont have a planakin.
@luissantiago5163
@luissantiago5163 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@faceless6709
@faceless6709 3 жыл бұрын
It's Panakin Skywalker
@ratgaming2278
@ratgaming2278 3 жыл бұрын
START RANAKIN
@allu6244
@allu6244 3 жыл бұрын
9:15 Imma just go get my shotgun and, i'l be right back.
@KingTheGrea8
@KingTheGrea8 11 ай бұрын
The only time doxxing might be legal.
@brokenprincessofhell4743
@brokenprincessofhell4743 3 жыл бұрын
About the woman with the "girl or abortion": we should let her give birth, give the baby to a loving family and then eat her and her soul or give her soul to the devil, depends on what is worse. But the baby deserves a good life.
@alexandraluster284
@alexandraluster284 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, i know the Devil's evil, but seriously, he doesn't deserve to suffer that much!
@SirFluffs1372
@SirFluffs1372 3 жыл бұрын
Crucify her. Romans used it as basically a way to kill and cause a lot of suffering and it was also seen as disgrace.
@owenjongekrijg4294
@owenjongekrijg4294 3 жыл бұрын
I call the ribs
@Joseph_Drew_III
@Joseph_Drew_III 2 жыл бұрын
Before death: -Start by breaking the jaw and femurs -Eat limbs while making offending misandrist watch
@redeyedmask5306
@redeyedmask5306 2 жыл бұрын
Dont give it to the devil, even the devil can’t handle that
@acornmonster1805
@acornmonster1805 3 жыл бұрын
"What’s up sexy I'm Lexi." YES. YES. MY QUEEN HAS RETURNED. ALL HAIL! ALL HAIIILLLDJSJ
@TheLexikitty
@TheLexikitty 3 жыл бұрын
HAIIII 💞💙🖤💙💞
@lunarwings4481
@lunarwings4481 3 жыл бұрын
Lexi I just wanted to say you are my favorite narrator and I was concerned you got the rona
@TheLexikitty
@TheLexikitty 3 жыл бұрын
@@lunarwings4481 bahaha nah Robin recorded a bunch so he's ahead in the videos for right now.
@labu.kuning
@labu.kuning 3 жыл бұрын
@@lunarwings4481 jdjd
@melissaeastwood6954
@melissaeastwood6954 3 жыл бұрын
how the hell do people get here so fast...
@evas2271
@evas2271 3 жыл бұрын
we turned on notifications, I'm here on accident tho
@amieI7123
@amieI7123 3 жыл бұрын
They just do
@amieI7123
@amieI7123 3 жыл бұрын
I'm here on accident to
@iridium_LC
@iridium_LC 3 жыл бұрын
meth and lsd man
@thegooberst
@thegooberst 3 жыл бұрын
You know what they say "future is part of the past"
@joshuas.newsome1139
@joshuas.newsome1139 3 жыл бұрын
0:40 “I think we might’ve pissed off all the tea drinkers and made all the coffee drinkers happy” British me: indeed you have sir
@skipp84
@skipp84 3 жыл бұрын
*hits blunt* dude....coffee is just nonbritish tea
@silenacemidori9011
@silenacemidori9011 3 жыл бұрын
Me who drinks both coffee and tea: *confusion*
@lesenigma2536
@lesenigma2536 3 жыл бұрын
American me: *write that down, we could use it for emigration purposes!*
@MLGLionKnight
@MLGLionKnight 3 жыл бұрын
Considering the fact that my family is mostly in the uk and I’m first gen American and only American in my family I have to say that it has in fact perturbed me significantly
@Jay_ish
@Jay_ish 3 жыл бұрын
I want everyone in emkay to do a video where they’re all together
@Bravoanim
@Bravoanim 3 жыл бұрын
*Insert same meme*
@Soggy5271
@Soggy5271 2 жыл бұрын
Yo Zack, Damien and Robin will be goin insane
@Hellwaterva
@Hellwaterva 2 жыл бұрын
And slazzo
@Joseph_Drew_III
@Joseph_Drew_III 2 жыл бұрын
So basically an Emkay version of Sad Milk
@dinoplushh3826
@dinoplushh3826 2 жыл бұрын
it would just be a newer less British version of soothouse
@optimisticnihilist7705
@optimisticnihilist7705 3 жыл бұрын
"TO THE GUILLOTINE!" - French tax payer during the revolution
@geniemiki
@geniemiki 3 жыл бұрын
LoL To be faire "Taxation" during the years of the Revolution ment sending in the troops to collect your valluable shit. If you'd oppose it, you might very well end up on the guillotine, so it would be more of a "TO THE GUILLOTINE??????!"
@Bruh-hq1hx
@Bruh-hq1hx 3 жыл бұрын
@@geniemiki" you have a field good there is a tax for that" "But i need to feed my family" Good there is a tax for having family and food"
@SnailSnail-lo4pm
@SnailSnail-lo4pm 3 жыл бұрын
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
@Nexandr
@Nexandr 3 жыл бұрын
OhhHhhHH NooOOOooOOo
@butterfly1220-mbo
@butterfly1220-mbo 3 жыл бұрын
@@SnailSnail-lo4pm haha! Funny- *CHOP*
@deltaeta5x571
@deltaeta5x571 3 жыл бұрын
9:36 Are we all just going to ignore the implication that expressing intent to consume someone's soul and give their flesh to someone else is monetization safe.
@applbappl
@applbappl Жыл бұрын
youtube's "standards"
@RealPlushWorld
@RealPlushWorld 9 ай бұрын
You're watching cursedcomments ofc it would be safe
@Raven-zz4zt
@Raven-zz4zt 3 жыл бұрын
"Katara has the ability to make you continuisly nut" Me: or to make November a very "interesting" month
@emberhydra7621
@emberhydra7621 3 жыл бұрын
9:30 happy that we all could agree to this. Thank you Lexi for covering cursed comments
@crumbeau9162
@crumbeau9162 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking into a shop and someone says: "Fresh head here! Its super new!"
@luissantiago5163
@luissantiago5163 3 жыл бұрын
Like someone selling food at a baseball game
@TheLexikitty
@TheLexikitty 3 жыл бұрын
SOLD
@shaggystoner5235
@shaggystoner5235 3 жыл бұрын
You sure the store is not Craigslist?
@justEwastaken
@justEwastaken 2 жыл бұрын
Now depends which head are you talking about
@joshuajackson2189
@joshuajackson2189 3 жыл бұрын
7:09 isn't that what zaheer do to ho-ting in legend of korra
@lukasprondzinski9331
@lukasprondzinski9331 3 жыл бұрын
9:52 if the kitten is in the hard drive cage... where are the wires?
@Yeet-yb1we
@Yeet-yb1we 3 жыл бұрын
6:36 My last meme is the guy saying “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.” Perfect
@stuntmasterthegamingdoge1904
@stuntmasterthegamingdoge1904 3 жыл бұрын
mine is "speed limit enforced by airf=craft (helicopter in the trees)
@Meiko724
@Meiko724 3 жыл бұрын
Mine was the video of “ how to snap some ones neck”
@moistbanana9405
@moistbanana9405 3 жыл бұрын
Mines was yettus deletus
@shifuura
@shifuura 3 жыл бұрын
3:16 I thought it was "EATING CHILDREN"
@UntotenTheo
@UntotenTheo 3 жыл бұрын
I'M GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THAT-
@remy9011
@remy9011 3 жыл бұрын
5:55 I just Like the way he Said fReNch FrIeS
@BERTTTTTTTT
@BERTTTTTTTT 3 жыл бұрын
She is a girl btw
@deez441
@deez441 3 жыл бұрын
@@BERTTTTTTTT who?
@Jackdawwwwww
@Jackdawwwwww 3 жыл бұрын
@@deez441 Lexi
@being7310
@being7310 3 жыл бұрын
10:14 This happens to me, but with KZfaq. the most awkward meme pops up and my mom comes into my room at that exact moment. I had to show her the title of one of the meme videos I was watching just to let her know that i had no idea this specific meme would be on my screen.
@despairfulidiot
@despairfulidiot 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: The car in the thumbnail is actually the safest car there is.
@dumbbunny2226
@dumbbunny2226 3 жыл бұрын
😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
@bruhzers823
@bruhzers823 3 жыл бұрын
Yea since if the baby is there the baby would die but its a good place to put a baby. (danganronpa fan?)
@killua8563
@killua8563 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twists plot twist: the car in the thumbnail is a baby blender and he's going down the shute.
@mya_ko
@mya_ko 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist Baby slid down the vent and got blended by a radiator fan
@mya_ko
@mya_ko 3 жыл бұрын
Also is that a ferrari f50
@Zurf00
@Zurf00 3 жыл бұрын
0:48 That 4 head of hears is bigger than Jonathan's Body
@ijnisus6273
@ijnisus6273 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Blackmorerainbowcatch
@Blackmorerainbowcatch 3 жыл бұрын
Dio no
@MisfortuneDS
@MisfortuneDS 3 жыл бұрын
her forehead be shining bright like a diamond.
@johannesviljoen9656
@johannesviljoen9656 3 жыл бұрын
Lexi's insults are so unexpected I need a book of all of them so I can deal 69,420 psychological damage in every argument and also so that I can open a book and feel the pain of "THE GUILLOTINE"
@lettuceofficial
@lettuceofficial 3 жыл бұрын
9:26 HONEY WHERED MAH SHOTGUN
@charax-1
@charax-1 3 жыл бұрын
"I got both dogs!" Person: why did you pick both? The guy: one for my sister the other for me since she wanted to frick the dog too
@xilnoi
@xilnoi 3 жыл бұрын
This is why god gave us corona
@thewanderinggamer1369
@thewanderinggamer1369 3 жыл бұрын
YES
@pastelk
@pastelk 3 жыл бұрын
I- wha- noo NOO You'd only need one dog for that silly
@the_blackglitch908
@the_blackglitch908 3 жыл бұрын
I-
@Nova_Avali
@Nova_Avali 3 жыл бұрын
6:16 I can't agree with this. Once you cut out all the plastic there wouldn't actually be much meat
@awesomestyles
@awesomestyles 3 жыл бұрын
Bow the black ice dragon Oh, yeah... eh, I’m sure it won’t kill me.
@lb21a
@lb21a 3 жыл бұрын
7:47 “W-what are you doing step-can **moans**
@jcsam3917
@jcsam3917 3 жыл бұрын
omg lexi your my fav emkay redditor and im still trying to come out to my parents i love u so much
@brodstytoasty
@brodstytoasty 3 жыл бұрын
I like Lexi's voice... she should start a podcast!
@freyexists.3657
@freyexists.3657 3 жыл бұрын
*she but yeah, she should
@ijnisus6273
@ijnisus6273 3 жыл бұрын
she*
@TheLexikitty
@TheLexikitty 3 жыл бұрын
About what? Honestly curious! 💞💙🖤💙💞
@freyexists.3657
@freyexists.3657 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheLexikitty whatever you want, you lovely and energetic oreo biscuit- I just really love the energy you radiate, it's so lively and fun- also, I think your podcast would be really funny! You have a great sense of humor, whenever I watch you, I can't stop laughing!
@FrizellaTheBee
@FrizellaTheBee 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheLexikitty Please make a podcast even if I will not listen to it
@trainercim6973
@trainercim6973 3 жыл бұрын
Someone: *shows a picture of cheese* Cursed Commenter: I sold my family for a cheese factory
@ritardando3641
@ritardando3641 3 жыл бұрын
i pooped my pants and my mom is coming to whip me
@humanbeanz8376
@humanbeanz8376 3 жыл бұрын
1:36 that really was in the game :D
@AirknightTails
@AirknightTails 3 жыл бұрын
4:43 Lexi's Reaction is Hilarious xD
@andreicabantog3299
@andreicabantog3299 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Game developers are the only people who want to fix bugs and not kill them
@rudyranger249
@rudyranger249 3 жыл бұрын
And then kill or even eat them once they come back to life.
@starlight_maven
@starlight_maven Жыл бұрын
But that's technically getting rid of... bugs... Nevermind.
@DeisFortuna
@DeisFortuna 10 ай бұрын
You forgot people who fall in love with traumatized bug girls.
@myrmatta1
@myrmatta1 3 жыл бұрын
7:18 That actually happened in the Legend of Korra. (Not the bj part)
@sophiabarsness2526
@sophiabarsness2526 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for someone to bring this up. It was honestly so scary when Zehir did it
@dark6.6E-34
@dark6.6E-34 3 жыл бұрын
Water benders could do something similar Just stretch the liquids in a human body into all directions
@myrmatta1
@myrmatta1 3 жыл бұрын
@@dark6.6E-34 Yep! Bloodbending is very disturbing!
@rasineidedossantossantos5094
@rasineidedossantossantos5094 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah thats bloodbeding, and its horrifying
@spybrick
@spybrick 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah ... Happened to korra when she was tight Ng zaheer
@voi5691
@voi5691 3 жыл бұрын
her voice is so soothing
@BeckyNosferatu
@BeckyNosferatu 3 жыл бұрын
Awright guys, we've come full circle! Last week she was squee'ing over cute things, now her soul is dying inside her! Good job, Emkay!
@WhosManIsThis
@WhosManIsThis 3 жыл бұрын
9:23 "They need bring back public execution " -the Canadianarab 2020
@_cabbs_7304
@_cabbs_7304 3 жыл бұрын
Lexi sounds like a very nice person, like an old friend you haven't seen in years, but still enjoys your company
@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828
@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 3 жыл бұрын
5:57 **grabs shovel with vengeful intent**
@maxmoser3259
@maxmoser3259 3 жыл бұрын
*grabs lamp with malicious intent*
@blackcatmylove3483
@blackcatmylove3483 3 жыл бұрын
9:06 I don't want to know what the women might do to her kid if they came out as trans and was born as a female also what the hell u can't just force ur child to transition.
@LittleLexi24
@LittleLexi24 3 жыл бұрын
10:15 Literally how I feel, (not with avatar, but other cartoons/anime) it’s fine until a family member comes it, then it feels naughty
@Lucas17031
@Lucas17031 3 жыл бұрын
LEXI IS BACK YES SHE'S MY FAVE
@AlexeArt
@AlexeArt 3 жыл бұрын
I think her pronouns are she her :D
@Lucas17031
@Lucas17031 3 жыл бұрын
@@AlexeArt I'mma edit it, ty Smol
@AlexeArt
@AlexeArt 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lucas17031 ofc!
@itsthequenchiest5072
@itsthequenchiest5072 3 жыл бұрын
Surprised that dude didn't come here, but now i feel like i'm gonna jinx it
@hinabudhwani9588
@hinabudhwani9588 3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@ReckLessKingz
@ReckLessKingz 3 жыл бұрын
9:28 she deleted her whole entire account on Twitter dam
@ShockInazuma
@ShockInazuma 3 жыл бұрын
Serves her right
@gunsandroses896
@gunsandroses896 3 жыл бұрын
I aspire to be just like Gerri's parents. Especially the mother.
@bas1cbrick705
@bas1cbrick705 3 жыл бұрын
8:50 When you take racism to a whole new level
@justsomenessiewithinternet53
@justsomenessiewithinternet53 3 жыл бұрын
In this case, it is sexism.
@bas1cbrick705
@bas1cbrick705 3 жыл бұрын
@@justsomenessiewithinternet53 sexism = racism but for the sex of a human being so that would mean you can be double racist in a way ._.
@CurlyWurlyo
@CurlyWurlyo 3 жыл бұрын
"whuts up sexy I'm Lexi" My confidence 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
@josephbushell4740
@josephbushell4740 3 жыл бұрын
Me: uncontrollable wheezing throughout the entire video Video: 'if you enjoyed anything you saw today I'm genuinely concerned for you' Me: okay guess it time to go and talk to my therapist
@fm56001
@fm56001 3 жыл бұрын
8:08 but theres no skulls in the soul sand just tormented screaming souls
@marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857
@marcoantoniosenzanoarteaga1857 3 жыл бұрын
Just another way to say "the ppl in my basement"
@christina.69420
@christina.69420 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never get tired of the way you start the videos! It always makes me feel a little bit better :>
@GlassAWater
@GlassAWater 3 жыл бұрын
Here comes the baby! Baby: *hits plane and causes it to crush on two towers*
@elleembee6335
@elleembee6335 3 жыл бұрын
There were two planes. Each one hit one tower. Don't underestimate babies.
@briar..r0se
@briar..r0se 2 жыл бұрын
Lexi is my favorite narrator her chaotic energy is just *perfection*
@Puppet1Show
@Puppet1Show 3 жыл бұрын
8:56 I believe in god but sometimes i ask on why things like "beating your wife" exist Now i know
@MatthewV114
@MatthewV114 3 жыл бұрын
This is the earliest I’ve ever been
@TheLexikitty
@TheLexikitty 3 жыл бұрын
and ever will be
@jlamppost
@jlamppost 3 жыл бұрын
Is anyone gonna talk about the fact that the name of the guy who says “bro there is food in your computer” at 9:49 is Asian boi
@TheCollector4970
@TheCollector4970 3 жыл бұрын
If someone smashed my iPhone there spine is going be coming out of here mouth.
@canarysoup6553
@canarysoup6553 3 жыл бұрын
10:34 Uranium fever is spreadin all around
@r.77022
@r.77022 3 жыл бұрын
I had a really bad morning, I spent 2 hours finding my glasses when it was in my desk drawer then cried for another 20 minutes. Thanks for making me laugh Lexi.
@drakejames04
@drakejames04 3 жыл бұрын
I love when lexi does a vid, when they say "hey sexy" it give me a nice confidence boost, thank you.
@weirdone6500
@weirdone6500 3 жыл бұрын
9:00 somehow reminds me of Nagisa's mother from assassination classroom lol
@shrs06_
@shrs06_ 3 жыл бұрын
1:59 I don't have a basement, so I just have to do the killing in masses. Thanos would have been so proud.
@iForix
@iForix 3 жыл бұрын
I've been playing so much Among Us lately that I thought the yellow car in the thumbnail was a giant crewmate...
@Lord_Vertice
@Lord_Vertice 3 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early people thought 2020 will be a good year
@memester6668
@memester6668 3 жыл бұрын
Shit
@alexa-ng8bx
@alexa-ng8bx 3 жыл бұрын
whyこゔぃd!
@alexa-ng8bx
@alexa-ng8bx 3 жыл бұрын
こゔぃd!
@alexa-ng8bx
@alexa-ng8bx 3 жыл бұрын
こゔぃd!
@Lord_Vertice
@Lord_Vertice 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexa-ng8bx What?
@randombystander9629
@randombystander9629 3 жыл бұрын
"I've been assigned cursed comments" This means emkay is a large economy
@StrakanDocrusReakal
@StrakanDocrusReakal 3 жыл бұрын
9:27 get the flamer, we have a heretic to burn.
@Xenyre_The_Fool
@Xenyre_The_Fool 3 жыл бұрын
1:00 That’s like a Rare insult, best comment, cursed comments, and Roast me all at the same time...
@benjaminlum5894
@benjaminlum5894 3 жыл бұрын
3:41 I don’t blame him for reading bump as blimp, the font does make it look like that XD
@godiloveantidepressants
@godiloveantidepressants 3 жыл бұрын
Her*
@allinepalupi6073
@allinepalupi6073 3 жыл бұрын
*her Also, i think she did say she is legally blind? So i understand the why she read it as blimp not bump
@benjaminlum5894
@benjaminlum5894 3 жыл бұрын
@@allinepalupi6073 reasonable
@OtterPxp
@OtterPxp 3 жыл бұрын
“What’s up sexy I’m Lexi” That’s never gets old
@vocaniosol4139
@vocaniosol4139 3 жыл бұрын
6:34 *exists* Me:sobbing next to dead bodys
@timtok8931
@timtok8931 3 жыл бұрын
0:02 Good edit!
@spectrum7821
@spectrum7821 2 жыл бұрын
its really rare to see edits with effects! and when that happens its real good
@cunoblytmann8734
@cunoblytmann8734 3 жыл бұрын
love the vids!
@user-dw1es8nk2l
@user-dw1es8nk2l 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@davidbrinkman5772
@davidbrinkman5772 3 жыл бұрын
You didnt listen to the outro, did you?
@tashalott35
@tashalott35 3 жыл бұрын
why is it I always find myself watching a emkay cursedcomments video at least once a day
@akiideal4622
@akiideal4622 3 жыл бұрын
10:04 theres actually just one picture but its a Woman that holds baby yoda whilst talking to adult yoda so no baby yoda pron, I am happy now
@khxscended999
@khxscended999 3 жыл бұрын
8:45 That sounds like Rip and Tear with extra steps c:
@matcha_eats_drywall
@matcha_eats_drywall 3 жыл бұрын
Ok so, here's an alert. There's a political bots all over the place in among us. Switch to European servers in among us to avoid. Or anything else than American servers. Thanks for your time reading this comment.
@PotatoesAreCool_
@PotatoesAreCool_ 3 жыл бұрын
How can a bot be political? I'm so confused
@gigihopkins7733
@gigihopkins7733 3 жыл бұрын
Is it the red robot that spams the chat telling us to subscribe to a KZfaq channel?
@Arterexius
@Arterexius 3 жыл бұрын
@@PotatoesAreCool_ Bots are coded to say specific things. If you program it to spam either side of the election, you got yourself one hell of an annoying time
@DYZ_971
@DYZ_971 3 жыл бұрын
Okay thanks! Me ten seconds later wondering why the people are speaking acid in the Spanish servers:
@reedipoo333
@reedipoo333 3 жыл бұрын
8:52 I’m a woman and, we don’t take her.
@scarletyt4242
@scarletyt4242 3 жыл бұрын
8:56 yes let’s completely destroy humanity. Sometimes I really lose hope in humans.
@supervegito2277
@supervegito2277 3 жыл бұрын
7:00 i swear i saw a House episode like that a few weeks ago.
@nc_hk
@nc_hk 3 жыл бұрын
[Verse 1] I'm Mr. King Dice, I'm the gamest in the land I never play nice, I'm the Devil's right hand man I can't let you pass 'cause you ain't done everything Bring me those contracts, come on, bring 'em to the king If you haven't finished your task, haven't worked assiduously No, I cannot you let you pass, don't you mess with me [Chorus] Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him) Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me! [Verse 2] I'm Mr. King Dice, heed just what I say The Devil has his price and I'll make sure you pay I don't have time to mess 'round and I hope you will agree Bring me those contracts, pronto, don't you mess with me [Chorus] Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me (Don't mess with him) Don't mess with King Dice (Don't mess with King Dice) Don't mess with me!
@LuEz49
@LuEz49 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@kevinfrancistimorang1117
@kevinfrancistimorang1117 3 жыл бұрын
A moment of silence for the man who sacrificed his sanity to bring us this video...
@eldritchteletubby9319
@eldritchteletubby9319 3 жыл бұрын
*woman 😁 just a deeper voice
@thefrenchchief7053
@thefrenchchief7053 3 жыл бұрын
9:46 when ur computer runs on cuteness.
@chillsurface4499
@chillsurface4499 3 жыл бұрын
How dare they corrupt Lexi's wholesome mind I love it
@TheChanger_PnP
@TheChanger_PnP 3 жыл бұрын
friendly reminder: bagel donut
@slidecancel7411
@slidecancel7411 3 жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder Lol funny comment Lol Thanks for funny
@bobberman4641
@bobberman4641 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks What, you expected something funny here?
@lilapexgaming2887
@lilapexgaming2887 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he says you know what your soul would be great on toast and give your flesh to the other guy
@oomi9030
@oomi9030 3 жыл бұрын
5:58 Pfft, please, I do that by straining the broth from instant ramen, putting it on a plate, and eat it like spaghetti
@rockblasters2
@rockblasters2 3 жыл бұрын
Where have you been Lexi?I missed you. It warms my heart to know that you’re OK
@magicllamakitty353
@magicllamakitty353 3 жыл бұрын
6:35 - I don't have an ex, but... *Blue Among Us character pointing gun directly at viewer with title: "u acting kinda sus"*
@ashertusmlertus8868
@ashertusmlertus8868 3 жыл бұрын
*i don’t know why I have been laughing throughout this entire video*
@Cosmo_059
@Cosmo_059 3 жыл бұрын
Sum guy: The baby won't be launched. It's illogical that the car fixes that fast. Josuke Higashikata: *_Allow me to introduce myself._*
@rozie5642
@rozie5642 3 жыл бұрын
I would activate step bro mode
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