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@mikepuppetz9 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis is competing with Nic Cage and John Travolta to see how many of their films end up in the $5 bin at Walmart.
@mihirlavande 5 жыл бұрын
Nick Cage doesn't compete for the chance to be in the bargain bin. He owns the fucking bin.
@coletrainhetrick 5 жыл бұрын
Except Nicholas cage last year was in three separate films that got over a 90 percent on rotten tomatoes
@aperson7303 5 жыл бұрын
@@coletrainhetrick ?
@CynicalZielony 5 жыл бұрын
@@aperson7303 Mandy, Spiderverse, and Teen Titans I'm assuming.
@channel5980 5 жыл бұрын
@@coletrainhetrick Rotten Tomatoes isn't a realiable source for quality AT ALL.
@IHE 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe you actually got bruce willis for your video 😱
@praneethgannoji8279 5 жыл бұрын
If you hate everything, does that mean you hate the hating?
@greengarnish1711 5 жыл бұрын
God Speed soldier
@thomasjefferson2813 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@BrickDays 5 жыл бұрын
EU OMEGALUL
@jirayukardp7212 5 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me.
@PileOfStones 5 жыл бұрын
I got an autograph from Bruce Willis once, it's one of my greatest possessions. Some people think the smudge down the bottom makes it say "Bruce Willis' stunt double" but I know it was him 'cause he had his back to me the whole time and said, "I'll take you any time punk".
@aumtrivedi5214 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@lightningbolt4419 5 жыл бұрын
@@aumtrivedi5214 😂😂😂😂
@bnelssMviewshourago 5 жыл бұрын
LightningBolt 😂😂😂😂😂
@lightningbolt4419 5 жыл бұрын
@@bnelssMviewshourago 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheCheesybeef 5 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me
@BeexDubb 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis: Break it down for me 🤷🏻♂️ Director: Good, Good, got it, Great! ✋🏼👌🏼
@MegaManXPoweredUp 4 жыл бұрын
God dammit, I can hear that quote right down to the fuckin' echo.
@laurocoman 4 жыл бұрын
You mean it was not an easy grab?
@overthebar 4 жыл бұрын
@@laurocoman no it ain't no easy grab bruce got hard
@WiloPolis03 4 жыл бұрын
Lemme tell you something, Bruce Willis is da best fwikin actah in da world
@JaydevRaol 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@SuperThingsOnCups 5 жыл бұрын
12:07 they didn't even bother to take out the watermark to a fake breaking news generator for this one printed piece of paper
@brandon_Larsen 5 жыл бұрын
4 days ago?
@DeclanCorey 5 жыл бұрын
o shit hi STOC
@BartoloElMinion 5 жыл бұрын
4 days ago. Hey Vsauce, time traveller here
@Kaiwala 5 жыл бұрын
@@brandon_Larsen Yeah all time travellers get a free patreon subscription. Because if they don't, they'll just time travel anyways so why hassle.
@lenonel3286 5 жыл бұрын
And that's the meme news generator lol
@gelads 5 жыл бұрын
"So did you hear Bruce Willis passed way?" "Really? How?" "Suicide. Overdosed on Viagra and Cialis." "That's terrible!" "Well, he always wanted to Die Hard."
@user-ny5vp9be8v 5 жыл бұрын
4 days ago?
@Augustusll 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-ny5vp9be8v patreon
@gregorycomey 5 жыл бұрын
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@dismissing 5 жыл бұрын
Bruh_sound_effect_2.wav
@Augustusll 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-ny5vp9be8v patron supporters get videos earlier
@ebi_tempura 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis comes on set, sit down and says: "blrbrbrbrbrbrbehayblabburr" Director: "and that's a wrap!"
@MaeveFork 5 жыл бұрын
(marc webb voice) yeah heheh got it great good
@laurocoman 4 жыл бұрын
Same with Vin Diesel but he says FAMILY
@JaydevRaol 3 жыл бұрын
😅
@bozotheclown1142 3 жыл бұрын
Director: uhhh so good! Gripping!
@NateGH36O 4 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis when he gets an offer for a one day shoot: “Let’s circle that might be worth looking into”
@whateverqueer5384 3 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me
@SerMattzio 3 жыл бұрын
I swear that line isn't even Bruce. It's like they got a lame voice actor imitating him to dub it.
@Ferraridude13 5 жыл бұрын
The cinematic equivalent of making your periods 18 font to make the paper look longer *.*
@thomasjefferson2813 5 жыл бұрын
@Ironclaw XII you seem like one of those really smart, but lazy people
@thomasjefferson2813 5 жыл бұрын
@TuscanHunter31 me
@alphalax7747 5 жыл бұрын
You should make a Bruce Willis-a-thon like you did with Nick Cage
@prestonpersonal 5 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@lenonel3286 5 жыл бұрын
Not worth it as much
@averylongley8584 5 жыл бұрын
Well, at least Nick Cage has really over the top acting which makes it fun, whereas current day Bruce Willis just has a boring blank slate of a character and basically only stars in action movies.
@Notimportant253 5 жыл бұрын
Avery Longley I mean... he did good in “over the hedge”. That wasn’t an particularly awful movie from what I remember. Wasn’t anything special and has its flaws, but it was okay. And I think Bruce did good in it.
@averylongley8584 5 жыл бұрын
@@Notimportant253 Its still a bulk of his roles though. For someone like Nick Cage, its like a slot machine in what hes in next, but all I can expect from the next Bruce Willis movie is a bunch of random action scenes, mediocre at best, and very little character, unlike his past roles in "Die Hard" (especially 3) and "The Sixth Sense".
@blaisetelfer8499 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, that lock truly was heavy, old and metallic. I don't even know how the guy carried it.
@archiedonnelly2948 5 жыл бұрын
Wait Break it down for me
@TheJohn9910 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty?
@billyparr3901 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheJohn9910 Break it down for me
@blaisetelfer8499 4 жыл бұрын
@@archiedonnelly2948 it was big, it was old, it was steel, it was...heavy
@pimppeter5742 4 жыл бұрын
@@blaisetelfer8499 heavy ?
@smergthedargon8974 5 жыл бұрын
If this movie was a comedy, the "open the fucking safe" card would've been a pretty great joke.
@Batchall_Accepted Ай бұрын
Him having the "fucking safe" card already with him and ready to go is like something out of one of the naked gun movies 😂 🤣
@worlds1ep3enthusiast92 4 жыл бұрын
"These movies are so overdramatic" Ralph, it has to be dramatic because he's got a lot of enemies. Meaning it ain't no easy grab.
@Xpwnxage 4 жыл бұрын
So does they mean they got something?
@clawzx1195 4 жыл бұрын
@Mookie Über Alles they got b and his acting career
@TheDreamDetective888 3 жыл бұрын
@@Xpwnxage They got Cee!
@frankmerker630 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it. Break it down for me
@mjr_schneider 5 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Larry Cockslock cracks up every time he says his own name
@tesold1048 5 жыл бұрын
he should be a recurring character.
@R-Lee- 5 жыл бұрын
You beat me to it.
@indeimaus 5 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think that's not actually bruce willis in your video ralph
@killme7333 5 жыл бұрын
What? How could you think that? I mean, c'mon! That's DEFINITELY him!
@Yarghoul_ 5 жыл бұрын
Indeimaus I love you Indeimaus
@joelhernandez3788 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think Ralph would lie to us like that
@sumdood8563 5 жыл бұрын
How so? Break it down for me.
@DeclanCorey 5 жыл бұрын
top 10 greatest Netflix crossovers
@444Nightshade 5 жыл бұрын
12:07 THEY REALLY USED THE MEME FORMAT FOR THE BREAKING NEWS
@jakerobbins314 5 жыл бұрын
BREAKYOUROWNNEWS.COM WATERMARK WOOOOO YEEHAW Ralph my boy I honestly cannot believe you didn't point that out. This movie is so cheap it feels fake.
@Kittsuki 5 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking god they even left the watermark in the top right corner, how lazy can you get
@peepoopeepoopee 5 жыл бұрын
@@Kittsuki holy shit no way WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
@zmzna 5 жыл бұрын
Breaking news Newton realise gravity 2
@papayer 5 жыл бұрын
*REPRISAL MOVIE DIRECTOR WAS A PRO*
@avad1472 5 жыл бұрын
Every day ralph grows closer to having eraserhead hair
@KatSpicert 5 жыл бұрын
He's got a long ways to go
@fayewestwood4193 5 жыл бұрын
I think that's his goal
@solharv7817 5 жыл бұрын
I was going to comment a quote from Eraserhead, but then I remembered that the guy barely says a word the whole movie
@Soul_Removal 5 жыл бұрын
Break it down 4 me
@overlookers 5 жыл бұрын
I thought we were already there???
@jccummins8173 5 жыл бұрын
It’s funny that more people will probably watch this video then the movie itself
@nootnewt9323 5 жыл бұрын
That’s for anything Ralph reviews lol
@JaydevRaol 3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@pancakefrenzy9285 5 жыл бұрын
Ralph you don't understand. Frank Grillo was actually playing Bruce Willis's agent and the 20 minute scene is what happens when his agent tries to explain a film to him
@orwoodwellson685 5 жыл бұрын
W
@guadalupenieto1326 5 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me
@papayer 5 жыл бұрын
describe it to me
@zyco9188 5 жыл бұрын
Disingenuous White-Boy Please show me the facts of the situation we are facing.
@devinthierault 4 жыл бұрын
Dats 4 droppin a buildin on ma face
@KarnRulez 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce went from kicking ass in Die Hard 1-3, Pulp Fiction, Sixth Sense and Unbreakable, to voicing Spike the dog in Rugrats Go Wild and drowning in a puddle in Glass.
@d3nza482 5 жыл бұрын
Puddles of water. His only weakness.
@altaparks3627 5 жыл бұрын
"playing spike is uhhh very true to life, he is uhhh a chill kinda dog and uhhh I enjoyed voicing him" Bruce Willis - 2003
@doublep1980 5 жыл бұрын
Serious question: why does he play in all these shitty low-budget movies,during the last years? With Nic Cage we know,he's in serious financial trouble and needs the paychecks (he owns millions and millions of dollars to the IRS and you don't mess with them,ask Wesley Snipes) but is Bruce Willis also bankrupt or something? Last I remember,he was one of the richest guys in Hollywood in the late 90's,did Demi Moore got all his money with the divorce?
@gojiratar1132 5 жыл бұрын
@@doublep1980 At least Nic Cage is still a good actor and has been featured in good movies even during his financial trouble, whatever happened to Bruce is a mistery and I'm honestly worried about him.
@WiloPolis03 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair he wasn't bad in Glass, he just wasn't that good either. It really stands off when he's supposed to be playing off Samuel L Jackson and James Mcavoy.
@mg6945 5 жыл бұрын
Oh hey it’s that guy Captain America once beat up in an elevator
@godkiller5375 5 жыл бұрын
I was fucking shocked marvel let him be in endgame again
@godkiller5375 5 жыл бұрын
@J Dee Carter yep
@brandon_Larsen 5 жыл бұрын
I seriously thought they were going to remake that same elevator fight scene in Endgame from Winter Soldier.
@porpoisstanley5209 5 жыл бұрын
Rumlow is his character’s name I think
@mg6945 5 жыл бұрын
@@brandon_Larsen me too honestly
@willh9104 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis always looks like he's on Xanax. Like he wants to go home and take a nap.
@kingofjs 5 жыл бұрын
Thats because every word you just said is true
@flbreglass 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe hes taking advantage of medical marijuana😂
@webbmerriam6984 5 жыл бұрын
I want to go home and take a nap just looking at him.
@chanceneck8072 5 жыл бұрын
How awesome must it feel to be an actor of such caliber that to find out, whether or not he gave a good performance, people would often just ask: "Did he care?" 🤔😅😂
@KaneK1234 5 жыл бұрын
Will Holder He suffers from depression and anxiety. Have some respect.
@PViolety 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis:”Break it down for me.” Jamie Foxx:”They got T!” Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners:”Release the drone.”
@spiciestmemelord9706 5 жыл бұрын
Marc Webb: Good! Good! Got it! Great! Good! 👍
@southpaw117 5 жыл бұрын
Zack Snyder: "Turkish Airlines"
@agonycity1754 4 жыл бұрын
What are we, some kind of reference squad now?
@Darisprites 4 жыл бұрын
Scorch: "Y'know what I mean?"
@WiloPolis03 4 жыл бұрын
Some kind of Sard Squad?
@Nouta1 5 жыл бұрын
9:57 "What're you doin?" Little girl: 😏 "huh? What're you doin?" Little girl: 😏 *Script and acting 11/10*
@JumbleJammyJokes 3 жыл бұрын
You can see Frank Grillo looking off camera, like he’s looking at the director thinking “does she have a line? Are we done?” and the director is just urging them to keep going, resulting in absolutely nothing 🤣
@elijahdoesstuff4600 5 жыл бұрын
Please put "Break it down for me" on a shirt like "They got T" and "Release the drone".
@robertjosephmaccready4820 5 жыл бұрын
Elijah Cook Don’t forget the quote “DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! from batman V Superman.
@TheCheesybeef 5 жыл бұрын
The shirts will have to be big and rusty
@policerthought5649 5 жыл бұрын
A nebbles say brontosaurus?
@eddiedingle767 4 жыл бұрын
Elijah Cook we need a full “Daddy da-d-d-DaAAaaaaAaaaDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY” from Nine Lives
@narcspector 4 жыл бұрын
Which video is Release The Drone from? I haven't seen that yet
@theactualTVB 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce thought it was an easy grab. ...it wasn't. Cause he got B.
@internziko 5 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it..
@chaz81196 5 жыл бұрын
Booze?
@theactualTVB 5 жыл бұрын
@@nerdler7468 I'll send it to Charles Stiles' Mystery Diners.
@CrasherX2000 5 жыл бұрын
He got 🅱️
@Spudcore 5 жыл бұрын
The gift that keeps on giving.
@tomservo5007 5 жыл бұрын
Reprisal is the type of movie that is used as a vehicle for money laundering
@femmefuntime 5 жыл бұрын
Ralph: reprisal is terrible Me: break it down for me
@el-kiote 3 жыл бұрын
Break it all down
@runningcommentary2125 5 жыл бұрын
"Release the drone." *Drone is released * "Bring it down for me."
@themlgdinosaur1296 5 жыл бұрын
Its break it down for me
@runningcommentary2125 5 жыл бұрын
@@themlgdinosaur1296 Yeah, I know. I just couldn't work out what he was saying through his mumbling until I had already posted the joke.
@themlgdinosaur1296 5 жыл бұрын
@@runningcommentary2125 ok
@themlgdinosaur1296 5 жыл бұрын
@@runningcommentary2125 thats basically everytime he speaks
@runningcommentary2125 5 жыл бұрын
@@themlgdinosaur1296 Pretty much, yeah.
@Futurevenomzone 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you got Bruce Willis to appear in one of your videos. That's insane
@taomorgenstern7641 5 жыл бұрын
Probably only cost like $5
@NotesOfInebriation 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a bit skeptical that it's really Bruce; the acting was too energetic and filled with effort
@isjenjsns625 5 жыл бұрын
Well, he got paid and only had to be there for a day
@ratmandraws 5 жыл бұрын
I'LL TAKE U ANytIME PUNK.
@sheephugs1458 5 жыл бұрын
Its pretty obvious its not real its ralph wearig a cap on his head
@vsauce4678 5 жыл бұрын
It feels like Bruce Willis got an impersonator to record his lines on snap chat and then send it to the editors
@billkormas3460 4 жыл бұрын
Garfield Griffin
@thechosenjuan8776 3 жыл бұрын
Hello yes remove your profile pic right now
@SpeedyXGunz 5 жыл бұрын
Hey! If Bohemian Rhapsody can win an Oscar for editing, so can this.
@fruitylooney348 5 жыл бұрын
Is that implying the Editing for that movie was bad or-
@iandoobz6799 5 жыл бұрын
Galial Woods yeah it's not the best but its still a pretty good movie. it has so many cuts it's kinda bothersome
@tsarnicholasii274 5 жыл бұрын
@@fruitylooney348 The editing for that movie was awful.
@mitchellgeorge6031 5 жыл бұрын
The Oscars have always had bad judgement.
@fawnieee 4 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellgeorge6031 anything that has been made by a (convicted) child predator is fair game for Pedowood, no matter how terrible it is. They gotta look after their own.
@SuperRasputia 5 жыл бұрын
You brighten days, Ralph. Thank you for your continual and unique uploads. It's creators like you that keep the essence oh this platform alive.
@spagettiman12345 5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@AehsSeven 5 жыл бұрын
big mood
@ryandeane427 5 жыл бұрын
*sucksucksuck*
@chanceneck8072 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard, I haven't laughed like this all year. Ralph's humor is so unique and well timed and crafted. Thanks a lot. Having a rough time in life at the Moment....
@jonathanbutler5628 5 жыл бұрын
A movie reviewer who actually knows how to review movies. I love Ralph. There arent many on KZfaq who know what they're doing
@RytahIV 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis: Break it down for me Jamie Foxx: THEY GOT T
@Sambysaurus 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce: Break it down for me
@Sambysaurus 5 жыл бұрын
@Ironclad tortilla chips Break it down for me
@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA943 5 жыл бұрын
Who's T break it down for me
@orpheus0108 4 жыл бұрын
bruce:break it down for me jamie: They got T! bruce: how far away from your place jamie: couple miles bruce: lets circle that, might be worth checking into
@Quball87 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@IDoABitOfTrollin 5 жыл бұрын
I love the thought of bruces agent laughing at his own name everytime he introduces himself
@antoninuspius5264 Жыл бұрын
Sadly, we now know that Willis was already struggling with dementia at the time, which is why he appeared in tons of horrible movies. 😔
@NeonluxDJWorks 5 жыл бұрын
THAT moment you realize Bruce Willis is a real life version of Bojack... ...Very fun video, as always!
@baddgerpaw 5 жыл бұрын
Oh man that just made me sad though.
@swivelkeyring3512 5 жыл бұрын
I hope not
@evilspeak5702 5 жыл бұрын
Call him Bruce Is, because it's clear the Will, to act, left him a long time ago.
@janeisnotmyrealname1069 5 жыл бұрын
Worst pun I've ever heard But I still like it 😏
@Centaursixtysix 5 жыл бұрын
Zapped him
@taomorgenstern7641 5 жыл бұрын
He’s Bruce Will-less
@umi.chissoku 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Isis 🤔🤔
@TriteNight1218 2 жыл бұрын
Tss…they should call him Bruce Will-is-gone or sumthin tss tss
@thatsallreviews 4 жыл бұрын
Ralph: calls Reprisal bad Bruce Willis: I'll take you anytime, punk!
@wolfielyks2byte526 3 жыл бұрын
*Bruce Willis' body double
@rossthebesiegebuilder3563 5 жыл бұрын
They should make a movie with Ralph in a skullcap as Bruce Willis' body double - and play it completely straight.
@dimitriwarchief301 4 жыл бұрын
Nods
@MiniatureRanni 5 жыл бұрын
Ralph: "I'm ending Ralph the Movie Maker as a show." Also Ralph: "Y'all ever seen Gotti and Reprisal?
@MiniatureRanni 5 жыл бұрын
@American Angel That's the joke.
@MiniatureRanni 5 жыл бұрын
@American Angel ok
@altaparks3627 5 жыл бұрын
Ludovico *O O F*
@haytakhaytak189 5 жыл бұрын
Ludovico dude that’s like making fun of someone for something they didn’t do and it’s too realistic to be absurdist
@dethdad123 5 жыл бұрын
“Break it down for me.”
@VarinderBhandal 5 жыл бұрын
With every movie, Bruce Willis loses more of his will to live.
@casketbase7750 5 жыл бұрын
Ironic, given how most characters he plays spend the film fighting for their lives.
@L0511_ 5 жыл бұрын
@@casketbase7750 in a couple of years, he'll just be Bruce Is.
@MovementArtistryProductions 5 жыл бұрын
@@L0511_ this comment made my afternoon. 😭
@poontang3zizo 5 жыл бұрын
The man is slowly dying right before our eyes...
@johnwatson8809 5 жыл бұрын
@@L0511_ this comment needs more likes
@aaronmurrayvazquez 5 жыл бұрын
2:43 maybe the worst overdubbing in the history of film.
@mecha2565 5 жыл бұрын
It is like a caricature of bad overdubs.
@TheCheesybeef 5 жыл бұрын
break it down for me
@Khenfu_Cake 5 жыл бұрын
@Ironclad tortilla chips I'm not even sure if that was even Bruce Willis saying that. Body double and possibly another person doing the voice over too, what a great film😐
@SmoothCriminal12 4 жыл бұрын
Have you seen The Room
@el-kiote 3 жыл бұрын
Next to yippie ki yay mister falcon?
@Jabadamazo 5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Bruce Willis's most iconic role ever... Friends.
@Chipiliro613 5 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me.
@papayer 5 жыл бұрын
describe it to me.
@clawzx1195 4 жыл бұрын
Deliver to me a more analytic and in depth statement to the current situation our conversation is based on
@jaylong4705 3 жыл бұрын
@@Chipiliro613 sure. ..the show sucks
@Ipsolus 3 жыл бұрын
He's a swell guy. A love machine, you know
@heyitsme4751 5 жыл бұрын
Crossover movie where Bruce Willis from Reprisal fights Jamie Foxx from Sleepless
@leonardomarquez9557 5 жыл бұрын
It ain't no easy grab they got T
@mrsofaking3938 5 жыл бұрын
We need this
@HYBRIDZHQ 5 жыл бұрын
I GOTTA A LOTTA ENEMIES
@robot2971 5 жыл бұрын
and they all get possessed by the ghost of yankee jim
@22freedom33 5 жыл бұрын
"They got T" "Describe him for me"
@FlameLOGNET 5 жыл бұрын
Last time i was this early on a ralphthemoviemaker video he was confessing his love for charles stiles.
@LogicalResolution 5 жыл бұрын
He still writes me letters.
@mihirlavande 5 жыл бұрын
*CHARLES STILES, MYSTERY DINERS*
@shrimp1276 5 жыл бұрын
He does that every video
@tastyloaf5487 5 жыл бұрын
*Release the drone.*
@sketchyjulia 5 жыл бұрын
You spelled Sam Esmail wrong
@yungreggie8841 5 жыл бұрын
This genuinely makes me sad Seeing bruce willis like this
@melwasnevergivenaname 2 жыл бұрын
This feels different since he shared that he experiences aphasia, probably realized how hard it'll be later and wanted to work while he can
@olivercharles2930 Жыл бұрын
no
@DPadGamer 5 жыл бұрын
A new Ralphthemoviemaker video? Break it down for me.
@yopwor 5 жыл бұрын
DPadGamer Lay it out for me
@addimbantuwe9406 5 жыл бұрын
Explain it to me
@thelastattempt666 5 жыл бұрын
Kowalski analysis
@NinjaGodzilla 5 жыл бұрын
Lets circle that it might be worth checking out
@StingerSM 5 жыл бұрын
When Bruce Willis meets cloned Bruce Willis: (Main Bruce) "I'll take you any time punk!" (Other Bruce) "Oh yeah?! Break it down for me."
@ReikuHidori 5 жыл бұрын
What kinda lock was it?
@jamesmeow3039 5 жыл бұрын
The plot twist is that they're not clones but Bruce Willis' body doubles.
@nowhereman6019 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the new Will Smith movie?
@slaebae3434 Жыл бұрын
Man this hits different knowing that he is battling dementia.
@connorardito7284 2 жыл бұрын
“Well it ain’t no easy grab, they gotta break it down for me!”
@RobotFilmProductionsTMcom 5 жыл бұрын
Audiences loved Reprisal ! Critics put out the hit. Who would you trust more, yourself or a troll behind a keyboard ?
@superdrinkingpepsi 5 жыл бұрын
Lemme tell you somethin'. Reprisal is the greatest fucking movie in the world.
@cloudystarsatnight 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like I gotta call the mafia again. Wonder what happened to the last 2 guys...
@cake6363 5 жыл бұрын
why does it say 3 days ago?
@HEHEHEIAMASUPAHSTARSAGA 5 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't see another movie like this if you lived to be five tousand.
@Catglittercrafts 5 жыл бұрын
bumbo c: patrons got first dibs
@harperboon8329 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce: “break it down for me” Me: “well, you can’t. The locks unbreakable” ;)
@mojoforthewin3069 5 жыл бұрын
Of course. It’s too big and old and heavy to be broken.
@smac646 5 жыл бұрын
Mojoforthewin don’t even know how they picked it up
@blakemelhuish1118 5 жыл бұрын
Diamond is unbreakable
@HE13272326 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like himself... in that one movie
@kze2076 5 жыл бұрын
Haha...”Unbreakable”
@jesusa.adorno6933 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis says: *"break it down for me"* , because he wants to know how memes are made, such as the success of: *"THEY GOT T!"*
@Kaisaccountt 8 ай бұрын
I feel bad now considering he had dementia filming this movie.
@ChrisMaxCisneros 4 ай бұрын
How is it our fault? He could've said something or they could've but they chose not to and made him look like a fool.
@Lanooski 4 ай бұрын
@@ChrisMaxCisneros you projected a lotta bs into this response. nobody said it was “our fault,” whatever that means. not everything stays “epic memeage.” Sometimes shits sad.
@ChrisMaxCisneros 3 ай бұрын
@@Lanooski please educate yourself you uneducated loser
@durianhead 5 жыл бұрын
honestly that lock was really big and rusty and metallic. really big and rectangular and metallic and big and rusty and it was a lock. the lock was metallic and rectangular and it was old and metallic. let me break it down for you; it was rusty and big and rusty and rectangular and it was old and metallic and big. let me break it down for you it was rusty and metallic and big, to break it down for you it was rectangular and it was a big lock. it was big and metallic and rusty and old and rectangular and metallic. it was rusty and old and big and i think i need to break it down for you. it was big and rusty and rectangular. it was also metallic and big and old and rusty and it was a lock that was a rectangular metallic and rusty and old and big and rectangul
@sorryifoldcomment8596 5 жыл бұрын
🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒
@user-wb6po6xu5e 5 жыл бұрын
break it down for me
@janeisnotmyrealname1069 5 жыл бұрын
Can you describe it more? I didn't get if it was rusty or not
@CynicalZielony 5 жыл бұрын
That scene was like a kid in highschool trying to hit the word count on their essay for Macbeth.
@matthewpunk2012 5 жыл бұрын
But, was it metallic?
@Mr_Porter 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis has become the new and unimproved Nicholas Cage.
@adamonster9828 5 жыл бұрын
omgg 😂😂
@sori_osori_ 5 жыл бұрын
At least Nicholas Cage's performance is funny. Bruce Willis' acting is just boring
@jamstonjulian6947 5 жыл бұрын
Except Nic Cage might do something enjoyably insane, whereas Bruce Willis sends you to sleep.
@Gimbleness 5 жыл бұрын
4 days ago?!?!?
@johans3164 5 жыл бұрын
Dude. At least nicholas cage isnt boring, no matter how silly it is. Bruce willis literally slept through his performances these days
@PlayzieBum 2 жыл бұрын
I love how this still holds up as being funny and accurate, even after Brucey said he was mentally checked out
@ie.4205 5 жыл бұрын
“Break it down for me” “They got T”
@TheFilmArdent 5 жыл бұрын
SkyMinerGaming -MCPE Underrated comment
@el-kiote 3 жыл бұрын
Aint nobody got no damn t
@StringierHail56 5 жыл бұрын
Breggitdownformi - Bruce Willis 2018
@remembers911 5 жыл бұрын
"Mnyeah.." - Bruce Willis
@billyparr3901 4 жыл бұрын
Poignant quote
@ssharkbait 5 жыл бұрын
*daughter lying on a stretcher astral projecting* What are you doing?! What are you doing??
@cinnamonnoir2487 4 жыл бұрын
This review taught me two very important lessons: 1) Bruce Willis is possibly the most checked-out person in movie history 2) Ralph has a _lot_ of half-empty wine bottles lying around his apartment to use as props in his videos.
@mastershadowreaper 5 жыл бұрын
3:50 Ralph you fool, if they didn't put that there I would have thought it was Tuesday, that scene wouldn't have made any sense if it was on a Tuesday
@purplegachomp426 5 жыл бұрын
See Ralph upload. “Let’s circle that it might be worth checking it out”
@guaceldono7231 4 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis is either bored to tears or incredibly drunk Or both
@SmoothCriminal12 4 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me
@NinStarRune 5 жыл бұрын
12:08 lmao they used BreakYourOwnNews for that, the watermark is still here and everything.
@jaysonmorelli8143 5 жыл бұрын
12:08 They used Break Your Own News for that headline lmfao
@argyle8489 5 жыл бұрын
They didn't even shop out the watermark
@baddgerpaw 5 жыл бұрын
@@argyle8489 lmao
@thisnameisboring6005 5 жыл бұрын
Ive been looking for someone who noticed it. What a bunch of tools.
@stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude 5 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me.
@SoullessAIMusic 5 жыл бұрын
I think the perfect role for Bruce Willis is a half-drunk junkie with a dark past...yeah.
@sweetchristmas101 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, coma patient.
@cynikalfilms 5 жыл бұрын
Hmm...break it down for me
@HorseTheWorld281 5 жыл бұрын
Frank Grillo: "What are you doing?" Daughter in the back of an ambulance apparently drugged on something Frank Grillo: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
@JulioHernandez-wy8nh 3 жыл бұрын
But what was she doing?? I need to know
@jimmyjuice697 5 жыл бұрын
Good video, but I had a bit of trouble understanding some of the points you made. Could you break it down for me?
@anikmonette2140 4 жыл бұрын
I thought you were about to give your critical opinion... I'm dumb. 😄
@unit220 5 жыл бұрын
At first I thought my headphones were bugging out or that Ralph had massively fucked up the audio in this video but no, that’s just the movie. They did that all of their own, it was *made* to be that way...
@adamonster9828 5 жыл бұрын
unbreakable was on of his best performances, that movie is criminally underrated
@ProjectRedfoot 5 жыл бұрын
I prefer the porn parody, "Unrapable"
@bryanchu5379 5 жыл бұрын
Unbreakable? *B R E A K I T D O W N F O R M E*
@neilbreen371 5 жыл бұрын
@Sébastien Levesque really,what about James McAvoy. He fuckin carried the whole movie
@mocha8821 5 жыл бұрын
It was S T E E L, very O L D and B I G. Also they got T!!!
@nejdalej 4 жыл бұрын
You mean seel, old and rusy. Because they got T :P
@meddle98 5 жыл бұрын
It's called reprisal because he's reprising his role as a bad actor
@BolbiiS 5 жыл бұрын
When you showed the trailers for First Kill and Marauders, I legitimately thought it was the same trailer.
@davaipovodochke 5 жыл бұрын
oh man it was the biggest lock i ever saw seriously that lock was enormous
@fv2977 5 жыл бұрын
It's so big.
@mcnamaraky 5 жыл бұрын
The best lock. The best. All the way across the border. Gonna lockout all those....bank robbers.
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism 5 жыл бұрын
How the fuck you write this 3 days ago when it was uploaded today? --oh wait you seen it early on patreon?
@shrimp1276 5 жыл бұрын
Must’ve been real heavy
@MrSupermarvel2000 5 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me
@Avigdor404 Жыл бұрын
This kinda hits different knowing he’s been struggling with illness for the past 10 years and that probably explains him only working for short periods, not acting as well as he used to, and mumbling. Still dummy though I love ralphthemoviemaker
@KristenDETW Жыл бұрын
And the same people that have been talking shit are now on his dick. Not Ralph specifically (he had no way to know), just people in general.
@Chipiliro613 5 жыл бұрын
I'm beginning to think Bruce Willis and Nicholas Cage are the same person. Anyone ever seen them standing in the same room at once in the last ten years?
@PointsofData 5 жыл бұрын
Nick Cage exists hes just his stunt double as a side gig
@nejdalej 4 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis hasn't in the same room as any of his co-stars, let alone Nic Cage.
@squattingheads 5 жыл бұрын
I think the old actors are trying to kill their careers so they can live the rest of their lives being left alone. Less famous means less paparazzi
@pinkimietz3243 5 жыл бұрын
@Dragon Of Fucking Dojima Who is Michael Shannon?
@Isaackariuki775 5 жыл бұрын
@@pinkimietz3243 The guy who played General Zod in Man of Steel.
@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell 5 жыл бұрын
or just retire and move to Noonegivesafuckaboutmeanymoreland.
@Ten_Thousand_Locusts 5 жыл бұрын
@Dragon Of Fucking Dojima what do you mean?
@CharlieA24 5 жыл бұрын
@@pinkimietz3243 One of the fucking greatest underrated character actors of our generation! That's who!
@scarmalades 5 жыл бұрын
I love that the way to become Bruce Willis is to put on a bald cap and surround yourself in wine bottles
@spanishcastlesinspace2899 5 жыл бұрын
You need to upload the "I'll take you anytime punk" so funny
@robertorebolledo1292 11 ай бұрын
We did´t know 😭
@hicranakdeniz 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for uploading a new video Ralph, I had a really rough and stressful day and I was so happy to watch your video right after I got home and I enjoyed it sooo much. In fact, it made me so happy that I‘m now heading to the gym. I didn’t want to go today because I was so stressed out but your video really lifted me up. Again Ralph, thank you so much for putting a smile on my face when no one else did, I’m sure that I‘m not the only one you made happy today ❤️
@maddiepaddy2608 5 жыл бұрын
What ever tour going through, check out more than enough. They've brought me to tears.
@samsmith3590 5 жыл бұрын
“ Its not real, it’s an illusion.” Keeps running to train tracks Train driver enters scene “ NOOOOOOO!”
@fuzzydunlop7928 5 жыл бұрын
Ralph is slowly becoming Eraserhead.
@billyparr3901 4 жыл бұрын
You're implying that he isn't already Eraserhead??
@nejdalej 4 жыл бұрын
Wrong answer, but wouldn't it be a totally different movie if Ralph was eraserhead? Have another 10 points!
@TheAlphaLegionnaire 5 жыл бұрын
We laugh at Bruce, but he made more money in that one day of half hearted acting than most of us will in our entire lives.
@gibbo7695 5 жыл бұрын
I swear Bruce Willis just uses him body double for every thing. He probably can’t be bothered to come on set so he would just dub his lines and the camera would just have to face the back of the doubles head entire movie.
@kijungsong844 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that backyard conversation scene actually reminded me of After Last Season That’s some After Last Season tier shit right there
@yopwor 5 жыл бұрын
Okay lay it out for me... ok now the lock... it was old and it was big it was a big lock... now I’m going to describe it to you, it was big it was heavy it was old it was antique... Now to break it down for you it was rectangular, it was shaped like a lock, and it was big, and it was old break it down for me Break it down for me break it down for me break it down for me break it down for me break it down for me break it down for me
@MajorLeagueBassboost 6 ай бұрын
Really funny still, but in light of what we know now, also really sad :/
@starset4life175 5 жыл бұрын
I'm here before this video got a lot of enemies
@benjaminlennox4249 5 жыл бұрын
Ik i hope they don't try to drain Ralph of his energy
@devilsummoner2163 5 жыл бұрын
Well hopefully they'll be ok because THEY GOT T
@guamish7593 5 жыл бұрын
It ain't no easy grab
@thejudestofnolans 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis is the M Night Shyamalan of actors.
@altaparks3627 5 жыл бұрын
Different Seasons Bruce Willis was in The Last Airbender?
@TheCheesybeef 5 жыл бұрын
break it down for me
@Miuranger1 5 жыл бұрын
I can take u anytime punk
@blissfulinsomniac5711 Жыл бұрын
Great vid! However, in light of recent revelations about Bruce Willis, this is now really...depressing
@notmyrealname453 2 жыл бұрын
This feels… different when you know why he’s retired.
@Treadek1 Жыл бұрын
No kidding. This was 3 years ago, well before anyone would have known. And this definitely was the rumor going around, that he just didn’t care anymore. Though, now that we know why, it definitely feels…oof.
@gobbotits1686 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis vs. Harrison Ford: geriatric showdown. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!
@d3nza482 5 жыл бұрын
It already happened. It was called The Casting Call For The Expendables 3. Ford won. The reward was 3 million dollars for 4 days of work. Willis wanted $4 million for 4 days. Instead, he won the honor of being called out for being "greedy and lazy" by Silvester Stallone, on Twitter. Stallone also made some astute predictions about Willis' career. www.myinsightmag.com/2013/08/sylvester-stallone-slams-bruce-willis-in-twitter-rant/
@DrShaym 5 жыл бұрын
1:36, I'm pretty sure that robot is a piece of stock footage that I've seen in KZfaq videos.
@ShooshedGamer 5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Bruce Willis: break it down for me
@el-kiote 3 жыл бұрын
Break it down for ME
@TheSecondVersion 2 жыл бұрын
Like one of his most iconic characters, Bruce Willis' career is dead but doesn't know it yet.