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@mikepuppetz95 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis is competing with Nic Cage and John Travolta to see how many of their films end up in the $5 bin at Walmart.
@mihirlavande5 жыл бұрын
Nick Cage doesn't compete for the chance to be in the bargain bin. He owns the fucking bin.
@coletrainhetrick5 жыл бұрын
Except Nicholas cage last year was in three separate films that got over a 90 percent on rotten tomatoes
@aperson73035 жыл бұрын
@@coletrainhetrick ?
@CynicalZielony5 жыл бұрын
@@aperson7303 Mandy, Spiderverse, and Teen Titans I'm assuming.
@channel59805 жыл бұрын
@@coletrainhetrick Rotten Tomatoes isn't a realiable source for quality AT ALL.
@IHE5 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe you actually got bruce willis for your video 😱
@praneethgannoji82795 жыл бұрын
If you hate everything, does that mean you hate the hating?
@greengarnish17115 жыл бұрын
God Speed soldier
@thomasjefferson28135 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@BrickDays5 жыл бұрын
EU OMEGALUL
@jirayukardp72125 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me.
@PileOfStones5 жыл бұрын
I got an autograph from Bruce Willis once, it's one of my greatest possessions. Some people think the smudge down the bottom makes it say "Bruce Willis' stunt double" but I know it was him 'cause he had his back to me the whole time and said, "I'll take you any time punk".
@aumtrivedi52145 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@lightningbolt44195 жыл бұрын
@@aumtrivedi5214 😂😂😂😂
@bnelssMviewshourago5 жыл бұрын
LightningBolt 😂😂😂😂😂
@lightningbolt44195 жыл бұрын
@@bnelssMviewshourago 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheCheesybeef5 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me
@BeexDubb5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis: Break it down for me 🤷🏻♂️ Director: Good, Good, got it, Great! ✋🏼👌🏼
@MegaManXPoweredUp4 жыл бұрын
God dammit, I can hear that quote right down to the fuckin' echo.
@laurocoman4 жыл бұрын
You mean it was not an easy grab?
@overthebar4 жыл бұрын
@@laurocoman no it ain't no easy grab bruce got hard
@WiloPolis034 жыл бұрын
Lemme tell you something, Bruce Willis is da best fwikin actah in da world
@JaydevRaol3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@SuperThingsOnCups5 жыл бұрын
12:07 they didn't even bother to take out the watermark to a fake breaking news generator for this one printed piece of paper
@brandon_Larsen5 жыл бұрын
4 days ago?
@DeclanCorey5 жыл бұрын
o shit hi STOC
@BartoloElMinion5 жыл бұрын
4 days ago. Hey Vsauce, time traveller here
@Kaiwala5 жыл бұрын
@@brandon_Larsen Yeah all time travellers get a free patreon subscription. Because if they don't, they'll just time travel anyways so why hassle.
@lenonel32865 жыл бұрын
And that's the meme news generator lol
@gelads5 жыл бұрын
"So did you hear Bruce Willis passed way?" "Really? How?" "Suicide. Overdosed on Viagra and Cialis." "That's terrible!" "Well, he always wanted to Die Hard."
@user-ny5vp9be8v5 жыл бұрын
4 days ago?
@Augustusll5 жыл бұрын
@@user-ny5vp9be8v patreon
@gregorycomey5 жыл бұрын
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@dismissing5 жыл бұрын
Bruh_sound_effect_2.wav
@Augustusll5 жыл бұрын
@@user-ny5vp9be8v patron supporters get videos earlier
@ebi_tempura5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis comes on set, sit down and says: "blrbrbrbrbrbrbehayblabburr" Director: "and that's a wrap!"
@MaeveFork5 жыл бұрын
(marc webb voice) yeah heheh got it great good
@laurocoman4 жыл бұрын
Same with Vin Diesel but he says FAMILY
@JaydevRaol3 жыл бұрын
😅
@bozotheclown11423 жыл бұрын
Director: uhhh so good! Gripping!
@NateGH36O4 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis when he gets an offer for a one day shoot: “Let’s circle that might be worth looking into”
@whateverqueer53843 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me
@SerMattzio3 жыл бұрын
I swear that line isn't even Bruce. It's like they got a lame voice actor imitating him to dub it.
@Ferraridude135 жыл бұрын
The cinematic equivalent of making your periods 18 font to make the paper look longer *.*
@thomasjefferson28135 жыл бұрын
@Ironclaw XII you seem like one of those really smart, but lazy people
@thomasjefferson28135 жыл бұрын
@TuscanHunter31 me
@alphalax77475 жыл бұрын
You should make a Bruce Willis-a-thon like you did with Nick Cage
@prestonpersonal5 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@lenonel32865 жыл бұрын
Not worth it as much
@averylongley85845 жыл бұрын
Well, at least Nick Cage has really over the top acting which makes it fun, whereas current day Bruce Willis just has a boring blank slate of a character and basically only stars in action movies.
@Notimportant2535 жыл бұрын
Avery Longley I mean... he did good in “over the hedge”. That wasn’t an particularly awful movie from what I remember. Wasn’t anything special and has its flaws, but it was okay. And I think Bruce did good in it.
@averylongley85845 жыл бұрын
@@Notimportant253 Its still a bulk of his roles though. For someone like Nick Cage, its like a slot machine in what hes in next, but all I can expect from the next Bruce Willis movie is a bunch of random action scenes, mediocre at best, and very little character, unlike his past roles in "Die Hard" (especially 3) and "The Sixth Sense".
@blaisetelfer84995 жыл бұрын
To be fair, that lock truly was heavy, old and metallic. I don't even know how the guy carried it.
@archiedonnelly29485 жыл бұрын
Wait Break it down for me
@TheJohn99104 жыл бұрын
Rusty?
@billyparr39014 жыл бұрын
@@TheJohn9910 Break it down for me
@blaisetelfer84994 жыл бұрын
@@archiedonnelly2948 it was big, it was old, it was steel, it was...heavy
@pimppeter57424 жыл бұрын
@@blaisetelfer8499 heavy ?
@smergthedargon89745 жыл бұрын
If this movie was a comedy, the "open the fucking safe" card would've been a pretty great joke.
@Batchall_AcceptedАй бұрын
Him having the "fucking safe" card already with him and ready to go is like something out of one of the naked gun movies 😂 🤣
@worlds1ep3enthusiast924 жыл бұрын
"These movies are so overdramatic" Ralph, it has to be dramatic because he's got a lot of enemies. Meaning it ain't no easy grab.
@Xpwnxage4 жыл бұрын
So does they mean they got something?
@clawzx11954 жыл бұрын
@Mookie Über Alles they got b and his acting career
@TheDreamDetective8883 жыл бұрын
@@Xpwnxage They got Cee!
@frankmerker6303 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it. Break it down for me
@mjr_schneider5 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine Larry Cockslock cracks up every time he says his own name
@tesold10485 жыл бұрын
he should be a recurring character.
@R-Lee-5 жыл бұрын
You beat me to it.
@indeimaus5 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think that's not actually bruce willis in your video ralph
@killme73335 жыл бұрын
What? How could you think that? I mean, c'mon! That's DEFINITELY him!
@Yarghoul_5 жыл бұрын
Indeimaus I love you Indeimaus
@joelhernandez37885 жыл бұрын
I don't think Ralph would lie to us like that
@sumdood85635 жыл бұрын
How so? Break it down for me.
@DeclanCorey5 жыл бұрын
top 10 greatest Netflix crossovers
@444Nightshade5 жыл бұрын
12:07 THEY REALLY USED THE MEME FORMAT FOR THE BREAKING NEWS
@jakerobbins3145 жыл бұрын
BREAKYOUROWNNEWS.COM WATERMARK WOOOOO YEEHAW Ralph my boy I honestly cannot believe you didn't point that out. This movie is so cheap it feels fake.
@Kittsuki5 жыл бұрын
Oh my fucking god they even left the watermark in the top right corner, how lazy can you get
@peepoopeepoopee5 жыл бұрын
@@Kittsuki holy shit no way WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
@zmzna5 жыл бұрын
Breaking news Newton realise gravity 2
@papayer5 жыл бұрын
*REPRISAL MOVIE DIRECTOR WAS A PRO*
@avad14725 жыл бұрын
Every day ralph grows closer to having eraserhead hair
@KatSpicert5 жыл бұрын
He's got a long ways to go
@fayewestwood41935 жыл бұрын
I think that's his goal
@solharv78175 жыл бұрын
I was going to comment a quote from Eraserhead, but then I remembered that the guy barely says a word the whole movie
@Soul_Removal5 жыл бұрын
Break it down 4 me
@overlookers5 жыл бұрын
I thought we were already there???
@jccummins81735 жыл бұрын
It’s funny that more people will probably watch this video then the movie itself
@nootnewt93235 жыл бұрын
That’s for anything Ralph reviews lol
@JaydevRaol3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@pancakefrenzy92855 жыл бұрын
Ralph you don't understand. Frank Grillo was actually playing Bruce Willis's agent and the 20 minute scene is what happens when his agent tries to explain a film to him
@orwoodwellson6855 жыл бұрын
W
@guadalupenieto13265 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me
@papayer5 жыл бұрын
describe it to me
@zyco91885 жыл бұрын
Disingenuous White-Boy Please show me the facts of the situation we are facing.
@devinthierault4 жыл бұрын
Dats 4 droppin a buildin on ma face
@KarnRulez5 жыл бұрын
Bruce went from kicking ass in Die Hard 1-3, Pulp Fiction, Sixth Sense and Unbreakable, to voicing Spike the dog in Rugrats Go Wild and drowning in a puddle in Glass.
@d3nza4825 жыл бұрын
Puddles of water. His only weakness.
@altaparks36275 жыл бұрын
"playing spike is uhhh very true to life, he is uhhh a chill kinda dog and uhhh I enjoyed voicing him" Bruce Willis - 2003
@doublep19805 жыл бұрын
Serious question: why does he play in all these shitty low-budget movies,during the last years? With Nic Cage we know,he's in serious financial trouble and needs the paychecks (he owns millions and millions of dollars to the IRS and you don't mess with them,ask Wesley Snipes) but is Bruce Willis also bankrupt or something? Last I remember,he was one of the richest guys in Hollywood in the late 90's,did Demi Moore got all his money with the divorce?
@gojiratar11325 жыл бұрын
@@doublep1980 At least Nic Cage is still a good actor and has been featured in good movies even during his financial trouble, whatever happened to Bruce is a mistery and I'm honestly worried about him.
@WiloPolis035 жыл бұрын
To be fair he wasn't bad in Glass, he just wasn't that good either. It really stands off when he's supposed to be playing off Samuel L Jackson and James Mcavoy.
@mg69455 жыл бұрын
Oh hey it’s that guy Captain America once beat up in an elevator
@godkiller53755 жыл бұрын
I was fucking shocked marvel let him be in endgame again
@godkiller53755 жыл бұрын
@J Dee Carter yep
@brandon_Larsen5 жыл бұрын
I seriously thought they were going to remake that same elevator fight scene in Endgame from Winter Soldier.
@porpoisstanley52095 жыл бұрын
Rumlow is his character’s name I think
@mg69455 жыл бұрын
@@brandon_Larsen me too honestly
@willh91045 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis always looks like he's on Xanax. Like he wants to go home and take a nap.
@kingofjs5 жыл бұрын
Thats because every word you just said is true
@flbreglass5 жыл бұрын
Maybe hes taking advantage of medical marijuana😂
@webbmerriam69845 жыл бұрын
I want to go home and take a nap just looking at him.
@chanceneck80725 жыл бұрын
How awesome must it feel to be an actor of such caliber that to find out, whether or not he gave a good performance, people would often just ask: "Did he care?" 🤔😅😂
@KaneK12345 жыл бұрын
Will Holder He suffers from depression and anxiety. Have some respect.
@PViolety5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis:”Break it down for me.” Jamie Foxx:”They got T!” Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners:”Release the drone.”
@spiciestmemelord97065 жыл бұрын
Marc Webb: Good! Good! Got it! Great! Good! 👍
@southpaw1175 жыл бұрын
Zack Snyder: "Turkish Airlines"
@agonycity17544 жыл бұрын
What are we, some kind of reference squad now?
@Darisprites4 жыл бұрын
Scorch: "Y'know what I mean?"
@WiloPolis034 жыл бұрын
Some kind of Sard Squad?
@Nouta15 жыл бұрын
9:57 "What're you doin?" Little girl: 😏 "huh? What're you doin?" Little girl: 😏 *Script and acting 11/10*
@JumbleJammyJokes3 жыл бұрын
You can see Frank Grillo looking off camera, like he’s looking at the director thinking “does she have a line? Are we done?” and the director is just urging them to keep going, resulting in absolutely nothing 🤣
@elijahdoesstuff46005 жыл бұрын
Please put "Break it down for me" on a shirt like "They got T" and "Release the drone".
@robertjosephmaccready48205 жыл бұрын
Elijah Cook Don’t forget the quote “DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! from batman V Superman.
@TheCheesybeef5 жыл бұрын
The shirts will have to be big and rusty
@policerthought56495 жыл бұрын
A nebbles say brontosaurus?
@eddiedingle7674 жыл бұрын
Elijah Cook we need a full “Daddy da-d-d-DaAAaaaaAaaaDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY” from Nine Lives
@narcspector4 жыл бұрын
Which video is Release The Drone from? I haven't seen that yet
@theactualTVB5 жыл бұрын
Bruce thought it was an easy grab. ...it wasn't. Cause he got B.
@internziko5 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it..
@chaz811965 жыл бұрын
Booze?
@theactualTVB5 жыл бұрын
@@nerdler7468 I'll send it to Charles Stiles' Mystery Diners.
@CrasherX20005 жыл бұрын
He got 🅱️
@Spudcore5 жыл бұрын
The gift that keeps on giving.
@tomservo50075 жыл бұрын
Reprisal is the type of movie that is used as a vehicle for money laundering
@femmefuntime5 жыл бұрын
Ralph: reprisal is terrible Me: break it down for me
@el-kiote3 жыл бұрын
Break it all down
@runningcommentary21255 жыл бұрын
"Release the drone." *Drone is released * "Bring it down for me."
@themlgdinosaur12965 жыл бұрын
Its break it down for me
@runningcommentary21255 жыл бұрын
@@themlgdinosaur1296 Yeah, I know. I just couldn't work out what he was saying through his mumbling until I had already posted the joke.
@themlgdinosaur12965 жыл бұрын
@@runningcommentary2125 ok
@themlgdinosaur12965 жыл бұрын
@@runningcommentary2125 thats basically everytime he speaks
@runningcommentary21255 жыл бұрын
@@themlgdinosaur1296 Pretty much, yeah.
@Futurevenomzone5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you got Bruce Willis to appear in one of your videos. That's insane
@taomorgenstern76415 жыл бұрын
Probably only cost like $5
@NotesOfInebriation5 жыл бұрын
I'm a bit skeptical that it's really Bruce; the acting was too energetic and filled with effort
@isjenjsns6255 жыл бұрын
Well, he got paid and only had to be there for a day
@ratmandraws5 жыл бұрын
I'LL TAKE U ANytIME PUNK.
@sheephugs14585 жыл бұрын
Its pretty obvious its not real its ralph wearig a cap on his head
@vsauce46785 жыл бұрын
It feels like Bruce Willis got an impersonator to record his lines on snap chat and then send it to the editors
@billkormas34604 жыл бұрын
Garfield Griffin
@thechosenjuan87763 жыл бұрын
Hello yes remove your profile pic right now
@SpeedyXGunz5 жыл бұрын
Hey! If Bohemian Rhapsody can win an Oscar for editing, so can this.
@fruitylooney3485 жыл бұрын
Is that implying the Editing for that movie was bad or-
@iandoobz67995 жыл бұрын
Galial Woods yeah it's not the best but its still a pretty good movie. it has so many cuts it's kinda bothersome
@tsarnicholasii2745 жыл бұрын
@@fruitylooney348 The editing for that movie was awful.
@mitchellgeorge60315 жыл бұрын
The Oscars have always had bad judgement.
@fawnieee4 жыл бұрын
@@mitchellgeorge6031 anything that has been made by a (convicted) child predator is fair game for Pedowood, no matter how terrible it is. They gotta look after their own.
@SuperRasputia5 жыл бұрын
You brighten days, Ralph. Thank you for your continual and unique uploads. It's creators like you that keep the essence oh this platform alive.
@spagettiman123455 жыл бұрын
Facts
@AehsSeven5 жыл бұрын
big mood
@ryandeane4275 жыл бұрын
*sucksucksuck*
@chanceneck80725 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard, I haven't laughed like this all year. Ralph's humor is so unique and well timed and crafted. Thanks a lot. Having a rough time in life at the Moment....
@jonathanbutler56285 жыл бұрын
A movie reviewer who actually knows how to review movies. I love Ralph. There arent many on KZfaq who know what they're doing
@RytahIV5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis: Break it down for me Jamie Foxx: THEY GOT T
@Sambysaurus5 жыл бұрын
Bruce: Break it down for me
@Sambysaurus5 жыл бұрын
@Ironclad tortilla chips Break it down for me
@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA9435 жыл бұрын
Who's T break it down for me
@orpheus01084 жыл бұрын
bruce:break it down for me jamie: They got T! bruce: how far away from your place jamie: couple miles bruce: lets circle that, might be worth checking into
@Quball873 жыл бұрын
LOL
@IDoABitOfTrollin5 жыл бұрын
I love the thought of bruces agent laughing at his own name everytime he introduces himself
@antoninuspius5264 Жыл бұрын
Sadly, we now know that Willis was already struggling with dementia at the time, which is why he appeared in tons of horrible movies. 😔
@NeonluxDJWorks5 жыл бұрын
THAT moment you realize Bruce Willis is a real life version of Bojack... ...Very fun video, as always!
@baddgerpaw5 жыл бұрын
Oh man that just made me sad though.
@swivelkeyring35125 жыл бұрын
I hope not
@evilspeak57025 жыл бұрын
Call him Bruce Is, because it's clear the Will, to act, left him a long time ago.
@janeisnotmyrealname10695 жыл бұрын
Worst pun I've ever heard But I still like it 😏
@Centaursixtysix5 жыл бұрын
Zapped him
@taomorgenstern76415 жыл бұрын
He’s Bruce Will-less
@umi.chissoku5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Isis 🤔🤔
@TriteNight12182 жыл бұрын
Tss…they should call him Bruce Will-is-gone or sumthin tss tss
@thatsallreviews4 жыл бұрын
Ralph: calls Reprisal bad Bruce Willis: I'll take you anytime, punk!
@wolfielyks2byte5263 жыл бұрын
*Bruce Willis' body double
@rossthebesiegebuilder35635 жыл бұрын
They should make a movie with Ralph in a skullcap as Bruce Willis' body double - and play it completely straight.
@dimitriwarchief3014 жыл бұрын
Nods
@MiniatureRanni5 жыл бұрын
Ralph: "I'm ending Ralph the Movie Maker as a show." Also Ralph: "Y'all ever seen Gotti and Reprisal?
@MiniatureRanni5 жыл бұрын
@American Angel That's the joke.
@MiniatureRanni5 жыл бұрын
@American Angel ok
@altaparks36275 жыл бұрын
Ludovico *O O F*
@haytakhaytak1895 жыл бұрын
Ludovico dude that’s like making fun of someone for something they didn’t do and it’s too realistic to be absurdist
@dethdad1235 жыл бұрын
“Break it down for me.”
@VarinderBhandal5 жыл бұрын
With every movie, Bruce Willis loses more of his will to live.
@casketbase77505 жыл бұрын
Ironic, given how most characters he plays spend the film fighting for their lives.
@L0511_5 жыл бұрын
@@casketbase7750 in a couple of years, he'll just be Bruce Is.
@MovementArtistryProductions5 жыл бұрын
@@L0511_ this comment made my afternoon. 😭
@poontang3zizo5 жыл бұрын
The man is slowly dying right before our eyes...
@johnwatson88095 жыл бұрын
@@L0511_ this comment needs more likes
@aaronmurrayvazquez5 жыл бұрын
2:43 maybe the worst overdubbing in the history of film.
@mecha25655 жыл бұрын
It is like a caricature of bad overdubs.
@TheCheesybeef5 жыл бұрын
break it down for me
@Khenfu_Cake5 жыл бұрын
@Ironclad tortilla chips I'm not even sure if that was even Bruce Willis saying that. Body double and possibly another person doing the voice over too, what a great film😐
@SmoothCriminal124 жыл бұрын
Have you seen The Room
@el-kiote3 жыл бұрын
Next to yippie ki yay mister falcon?
@Jabadamazo5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Bruce Willis's most iconic role ever... Friends.
@Chipiliro6135 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me.
@papayer5 жыл бұрын
describe it to me.
@clawzx11954 жыл бұрын
Deliver to me a more analytic and in depth statement to the current situation our conversation is based on
@jaylong47053 жыл бұрын
@@Chipiliro613 sure. ..the show sucks
@Ipsolus3 жыл бұрын
He's a swell guy. A love machine, you know
@heyitsme47515 жыл бұрын
Crossover movie where Bruce Willis from Reprisal fights Jamie Foxx from Sleepless
@leonardomarquez95575 жыл бұрын
It ain't no easy grab they got T
@mrsofaking39385 жыл бұрын
We need this
@HYBRIDZHQ5 жыл бұрын
I GOTTA A LOTTA ENEMIES
@robot29715 жыл бұрын
and they all get possessed by the ghost of yankee jim
@22freedom335 жыл бұрын
"They got T" "Describe him for me"
@FlameLOGNET5 жыл бұрын
Last time i was this early on a ralphthemoviemaker video he was confessing his love for charles stiles.
@LogicalResolution5 жыл бұрын
He still writes me letters.
@mihirlavande5 жыл бұрын
*CHARLES STILES, MYSTERY DINERS*
@shrimp12765 жыл бұрын
He does that every video
@tastyloaf54875 жыл бұрын
*Release the drone.*
@sketchyjulia5 жыл бұрын
You spelled Sam Esmail wrong
@yungreggie88415 жыл бұрын
This genuinely makes me sad Seeing bruce willis like this
@melwasnevergivenaname2 жыл бұрын
This feels different since he shared that he experiences aphasia, probably realized how hard it'll be later and wanted to work while he can
@olivercharles2930 Жыл бұрын
no
@DPadGamer5 жыл бұрын
A new Ralphthemoviemaker video? Break it down for me.
@yopwor5 жыл бұрын
DPadGamer Lay it out for me
@addimbantuwe94065 жыл бұрын
Explain it to me
@thelastattempt6665 жыл бұрын
Kowalski analysis
@NinjaGodzilla5 жыл бұрын
Lets circle that it might be worth checking out
@StingerSM5 жыл бұрын
When Bruce Willis meets cloned Bruce Willis: (Main Bruce) "I'll take you any time punk!" (Other Bruce) "Oh yeah?! Break it down for me."
@ReikuHidori5 жыл бұрын
What kinda lock was it?
@jamesmeow30395 жыл бұрын
The plot twist is that they're not clones but Bruce Willis' body doubles.
@nowhereman60195 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the new Will Smith movie?
@slaebae3434 Жыл бұрын
Man this hits different knowing that he is battling dementia.
@connorardito72842 жыл бұрын
“Well it ain’t no easy grab, they gotta break it down for me!”
@RobotFilmProductionsTMcom5 жыл бұрын
Audiences loved Reprisal ! Critics put out the hit. Who would you trust more, yourself or a troll behind a keyboard ?
@superdrinkingpepsi5 жыл бұрын
Lemme tell you somethin'. Reprisal is the greatest fucking movie in the world.
@cloudystarsatnight5 жыл бұрын
Looks like I gotta call the mafia again. Wonder what happened to the last 2 guys...
@cake63635 жыл бұрын
why does it say 3 days ago?
@HEHEHEIAMASUPAHSTARSAGA5 жыл бұрын
You wouldn't see another movie like this if you lived to be five tousand.
@Catglittercrafts5 жыл бұрын
bumbo c: patrons got first dibs
@harperboon83295 жыл бұрын
Bruce: “break it down for me” Me: “well, you can’t. The locks unbreakable” ;)
@mojoforthewin30695 жыл бұрын
Of course. It’s too big and old and heavy to be broken.
@smac6465 жыл бұрын
Mojoforthewin don’t even know how they picked it up
@blakemelhuish11185 жыл бұрын
Diamond is unbreakable
@HE132723265 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like himself... in that one movie
@kze20765 жыл бұрын
Haha...”Unbreakable”
@jesusa.adorno69335 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis says: *"break it down for me"* , because he wants to know how memes are made, such as the success of: *"THEY GOT T!"*
@Kaisaccountt8 ай бұрын
I feel bad now considering he had dementia filming this movie.
@ChrisMaxCisneros4 ай бұрын
How is it our fault? He could've said something or they could've but they chose not to and made him look like a fool.
@Lanooski4 ай бұрын
@@ChrisMaxCisneros you projected a lotta bs into this response. nobody said it was “our fault,” whatever that means. not everything stays “epic memeage.” Sometimes shits sad.
@ChrisMaxCisneros3 ай бұрын
@@Lanooski please educate yourself you uneducated loser
@durianhead5 жыл бұрын
honestly that lock was really big and rusty and metallic. really big and rectangular and metallic and big and rusty and it was a lock. the lock was metallic and rectangular and it was old and metallic. let me break it down for you; it was rusty and big and rusty and rectangular and it was old and metallic and big. let me break it down for you it was rusty and metallic and big, to break it down for you it was rectangular and it was a big lock. it was big and metallic and rusty and old and rectangular and metallic. it was rusty and old and big and i think i need to break it down for you. it was big and rusty and rectangular. it was also metallic and big and old and rusty and it was a lock that was a rectangular metallic and rusty and old and big and rectangul
@sorryifoldcomment85965 жыл бұрын
🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒
@user-wb6po6xu5e5 жыл бұрын
break it down for me
@janeisnotmyrealname10695 жыл бұрын
Can you describe it more? I didn't get if it was rusty or not
@CynicalZielony5 жыл бұрын
That scene was like a kid in highschool trying to hit the word count on their essay for Macbeth.
@matthewpunk20125 жыл бұрын
But, was it metallic?
@Mr_Porter5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis has become the new and unimproved Nicholas Cage.
@adamonster98285 жыл бұрын
omgg 😂😂
@sori_osori_5 жыл бұрын
At least Nicholas Cage's performance is funny. Bruce Willis' acting is just boring
@jamstonjulian69475 жыл бұрын
Except Nic Cage might do something enjoyably insane, whereas Bruce Willis sends you to sleep.
@Gimbleness5 жыл бұрын
4 days ago?!?!?
@johans31645 жыл бұрын
Dude. At least nicholas cage isnt boring, no matter how silly it is. Bruce willis literally slept through his performances these days
@PlayzieBum2 жыл бұрын
I love how this still holds up as being funny and accurate, even after Brucey said he was mentally checked out
@ie.42055 жыл бұрын
“Break it down for me” “They got T”
@TheFilmArdent5 жыл бұрын
SkyMinerGaming -MCPE Underrated comment
@el-kiote3 жыл бұрын
Aint nobody got no damn t
@StringierHail565 жыл бұрын
Breggitdownformi - Bruce Willis 2018
@remembers9115 жыл бұрын
"Mnyeah.." - Bruce Willis
@billyparr39014 жыл бұрын
Poignant quote
@ssharkbait5 жыл бұрын
*daughter lying on a stretcher astral projecting* What are you doing?! What are you doing??
@cinnamonnoir24874 жыл бұрын
This review taught me two very important lessons: 1) Bruce Willis is possibly the most checked-out person in movie history 2) Ralph has a _lot_ of half-empty wine bottles lying around his apartment to use as props in his videos.
@mastershadowreaper5 жыл бұрын
3:50 Ralph you fool, if they didn't put that there I would have thought it was Tuesday, that scene wouldn't have made any sense if it was on a Tuesday
@purplegachomp4265 жыл бұрын
See Ralph upload. “Let’s circle that it might be worth checking it out”
@guaceldono72314 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis is either bored to tears or incredibly drunk Or both
@SmoothCriminal124 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me
@NinStarRune5 жыл бұрын
12:08 lmao they used BreakYourOwnNews for that, the watermark is still here and everything.
@jaysonmorelli81435 жыл бұрын
12:08 They used Break Your Own News for that headline lmfao
@argyle84895 жыл бұрын
They didn't even shop out the watermark
@baddgerpaw5 жыл бұрын
@@argyle8489 lmao
@thisnameisboring60055 жыл бұрын
Ive been looking for someone who noticed it. What a bunch of tools.
@stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude5 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me.
@SoullessAIMusic5 жыл бұрын
I think the perfect role for Bruce Willis is a half-drunk junkie with a dark past...yeah.
@sweetchristmas1015 жыл бұрын
Nah, coma patient.
@cynikalfilms5 жыл бұрын
Hmm...break it down for me
@HorseTheWorld2815 жыл бұрын
Frank Grillo: "What are you doing?" Daughter in the back of an ambulance apparently drugged on something Frank Grillo: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
@JulioHernandez-wy8nh3 жыл бұрын
But what was she doing?? I need to know
@jimmyjuice6975 жыл бұрын
Good video, but I had a bit of trouble understanding some of the points you made. Could you break it down for me?
@anikmonette21404 жыл бұрын
I thought you were about to give your critical opinion... I'm dumb. 😄
@unit2205 жыл бұрын
At first I thought my headphones were bugging out or that Ralph had massively fucked up the audio in this video but no, that’s just the movie. They did that all of their own, it was *made* to be that way...
@adamonster98285 жыл бұрын
unbreakable was on of his best performances, that movie is criminally underrated
@ProjectRedfoot5 жыл бұрын
I prefer the porn parody, "Unrapable"
@bryanchu53795 жыл бұрын
Unbreakable? *B R E A K I T D O W N F O R M E*
@neilbreen3715 жыл бұрын
@Sébastien Levesque really,what about James McAvoy. He fuckin carried the whole movie
@mocha88215 жыл бұрын
It was S T E E L, very O L D and B I G. Also they got T!!!
@nejdalej4 жыл бұрын
You mean seel, old and rusy. Because they got T :P
@meddle985 жыл бұрын
It's called reprisal because he's reprising his role as a bad actor
@BolbiiS5 жыл бұрын
When you showed the trailers for First Kill and Marauders, I legitimately thought it was the same trailer.
@davaipovodochke5 жыл бұрын
oh man it was the biggest lock i ever saw seriously that lock was enormous
@fv29775 жыл бұрын
It's so big.
@mcnamaraky5 жыл бұрын
The best lock. The best. All the way across the border. Gonna lockout all those....bank robbers.
@UnCreativeDeconstructionism5 жыл бұрын
How the fuck you write this 3 days ago when it was uploaded today? --oh wait you seen it early on patreon?
@shrimp12765 жыл бұрын
Must’ve been real heavy
@MrSupermarvel20005 жыл бұрын
Break it down for me
@Avigdor404 Жыл бұрын
This kinda hits different knowing he’s been struggling with illness for the past 10 years and that probably explains him only working for short periods, not acting as well as he used to, and mumbling. Still dummy though I love ralphthemoviemaker
@KristenDETW Жыл бұрын
And the same people that have been talking shit are now on his dick. Not Ralph specifically (he had no way to know), just people in general.
@Chipiliro6135 жыл бұрын
I'm beginning to think Bruce Willis and Nicholas Cage are the same person. Anyone ever seen them standing in the same room at once in the last ten years?
@PointsofData5 жыл бұрын
Nick Cage exists hes just his stunt double as a side gig
@nejdalej4 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis hasn't in the same room as any of his co-stars, let alone Nic Cage.
@squattingheads5 жыл бұрын
I think the old actors are trying to kill their careers so they can live the rest of their lives being left alone. Less famous means less paparazzi
@pinkimietz32435 жыл бұрын
@Dragon Of Fucking Dojima Who is Michael Shannon?
@Isaackariuki7755 жыл бұрын
@@pinkimietz3243 The guy who played General Zod in Man of Steel.
@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell5 жыл бұрын
or just retire and move to Noonegivesafuckaboutmeanymoreland.
@Ten_Thousand_Locusts5 жыл бұрын
@Dragon Of Fucking Dojima what do you mean?
@CharlieA245 жыл бұрын
@@pinkimietz3243 One of the fucking greatest underrated character actors of our generation! That's who!
@scarmalades5 жыл бұрын
I love that the way to become Bruce Willis is to put on a bald cap and surround yourself in wine bottles
@spanishcastlesinspace28995 жыл бұрын
You need to upload the "I'll take you anytime punk" so funny
@robertorebolledo129211 ай бұрын
We did´t know 😭
@hicranakdeniz5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for uploading a new video Ralph, I had a really rough and stressful day and I was so happy to watch your video right after I got home and I enjoyed it sooo much. In fact, it made me so happy that I‘m now heading to the gym. I didn’t want to go today because I was so stressed out but your video really lifted me up. Again Ralph, thank you so much for putting a smile on my face when no one else did, I’m sure that I‘m not the only one you made happy today ❤️
@maddiepaddy26085 жыл бұрын
What ever tour going through, check out more than enough. They've brought me to tears.
@samsmith35905 жыл бұрын
“ Its not real, it’s an illusion.” Keeps running to train tracks Train driver enters scene “ NOOOOOOO!”
@fuzzydunlop79285 жыл бұрын
Ralph is slowly becoming Eraserhead.
@billyparr39014 жыл бұрын
You're implying that he isn't already Eraserhead??
@nejdalej4 жыл бұрын
Wrong answer, but wouldn't it be a totally different movie if Ralph was eraserhead? Have another 10 points!
@TheAlphaLegionnaire5 жыл бұрын
We laugh at Bruce, but he made more money in that one day of half hearted acting than most of us will in our entire lives.
@gibbo76955 жыл бұрын
I swear Bruce Willis just uses him body double for every thing. He probably can’t be bothered to come on set so he would just dub his lines and the camera would just have to face the back of the doubles head entire movie.
@kijungsong8445 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that backyard conversation scene actually reminded me of After Last Season That’s some After Last Season tier shit right there
@yopwor5 жыл бұрын
Okay lay it out for me... ok now the lock... it was old and it was big it was a big lock... now I’m going to describe it to you, it was big it was heavy it was old it was antique... Now to break it down for you it was rectangular, it was shaped like a lock, and it was big, and it was old break it down for me Break it down for me break it down for me break it down for me break it down for me break it down for me break it down for me
@MajorLeagueBassboost6 ай бұрын
Really funny still, but in light of what we know now, also really sad :/
@starset4life1755 жыл бұрын
I'm here before this video got a lot of enemies
@benjaminlennox42495 жыл бұрын
Ik i hope they don't try to drain Ralph of his energy
@devilsummoner21635 жыл бұрын
Well hopefully they'll be ok because THEY GOT T
@guamish75935 жыл бұрын
It ain't no easy grab
@thejudestofnolans5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis is the M Night Shyamalan of actors.
@altaparks36275 жыл бұрын
Different Seasons Bruce Willis was in The Last Airbender?
@TheCheesybeef5 жыл бұрын
break it down for me
@Miuranger15 жыл бұрын
I can take u anytime punk
@blissfulinsomniac5711 Жыл бұрын
Great vid! However, in light of recent revelations about Bruce Willis, this is now really...depressing
@notmyrealname4532 жыл бұрын
This feels… different when you know why he’s retired.
@Treadek1 Жыл бұрын
No kidding. This was 3 years ago, well before anyone would have known. And this definitely was the rumor going around, that he just didn’t care anymore. Though, now that we know why, it definitely feels…oof.
@gobbotits16865 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis vs. Harrison Ford: geriatric showdown. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!
@d3nza4825 жыл бұрын
It already happened. It was called The Casting Call For The Expendables 3. Ford won. The reward was 3 million dollars for 4 days of work. Willis wanted $4 million for 4 days. Instead, he won the honor of being called out for being "greedy and lazy" by Silvester Stallone, on Twitter. Stallone also made some astute predictions about Willis' career. www.myinsightmag.com/2013/08/sylvester-stallone-slams-bruce-willis-in-twitter-rant/
@DrShaym5 жыл бұрын
1:36, I'm pretty sure that robot is a piece of stock footage that I've seen in KZfaq videos.
@ShooshedGamer5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Bruce Willis: break it down for me
@el-kiote3 жыл бұрын
Break it down for ME
@TheSecondVersion2 жыл бұрын
Like one of his most iconic characters, Bruce Willis' career is dead but doesn't know it yet.