imagine time traveling to the 1400s and showing this video to a little peasant boy

finding out girl boss is a gender neutral term has revolutionized my life

Elmo being on the girlboss list is the closest we will ever be to world peace.

i feel like the dragon from Shrek was the blueprint for all things girlboss

wait I have another one: ROSALIE FROM TWILIGHT. Bestie killed all her abusers and was ready to let Bella die so she could have her baby

I can't believe nobody submited Carole Baskin, she's the ultimate girlboss

Let's be honest Zelda filtzgerald is the og girlboss

I think severus snape is a girlboss bc he held onto a grudge from childhood and used it to inform all his decisions as an adult and professor. He led a double-life, putting himself and others in danger just to satisfy that same grudge. He was incredibly horrible to his crush, but tried to convince that crush that all her friends were more horrible than him and that she should be with him instead. I think this singled-mindedness and acidic personality screams “gas light/ gate keep” tier.

ok but the ultimate girlboss is dwight schrute

The best girl boss is Julie d’Aubigny, the 17th century bisexual sword fighting French duelist who once broke one of her girlfriends out of a convent by digging up the body of an elderly nun, putting it in her girlfriend’s bed, then burning down the convent so they would think it had been her girlfriend’s body and assume she was dead. She killed multiple men in duels, was sentenced to death multiple times, pardoned twice by the king of France, and became a famous opera singer. If that’s not girl boss energy, I don’t know what is.

top girl bosses: - t swift - the blonde chick from the incredibles - john mulaney's dog petunia - marvel's loki

Carley: How are you doing? Me: it's been a rough couple of days ngl Carley: I'm so happy to hear it

my favorite girlboss is taylor swift. she said fuck everyone, i will re record my old albums, i will own them finally and will become the music industry with a perfect comeback. That’s the girlboss energy i love.

I never thought I would ever be confronted with the question „is niagara falls a girlboss?“

jack antonoff getting all the girlies to record w him while he picks samples from songs he absolutely shouldn't have access to????? gaslight/gatekeep

I only found out yesterday that the opposite of girlboss is boyemployee and I just thought you should know that 😌

The fact that we have a list that includes Blackpink and Lady Macbeth is just astounding, such range

the boost of serotonin I get from Carley threatening us with death is unmatched

Mary Queen of Scots being on this list is making me insane

the biggest plot twist is putting yourself in the electric chair because WHYYYYYYY?!?!?! i would like to hang out w you😔

Taylor swift is the ultimate girl boss. Announcing Red (Taylor’s version) on scooter’s birthday is unmatched girl boss energy!

the clip of kermit on the masked singer is the most important thing in my life

Geological formation girlboss tier list: Girlboss4lyfe: marianas trench, stalactites, Yellowstone super volcano, Son Doong cave gaslight/gatekeep: Colorado plateau, the French alps, Salar de Uyuni not a girlboss: Austrian Alps i'll pass: Kola well, the concept of fracking electric chair: stalacmites I will not be taking questions at this time. Thank you.

You have that energy that's always entertaining but somewhat worrisome and that is truly girlboss

“i’m so happy to hear it” after i didn’t say anything me: 👀

You know, seeing Kermit the Frog on here actually makes a lot of sense. No I will not elaborate on that

But can we talk about Carley expanding her weaponry so that we take care of ourselves ✨GIRLBOSS energy✨

Can we just talk about how many times the word "girlboss" has been used in the comments to refer to Carley? Like, she could now change her channel's name to "girlboss" and I wouldn't even notice--

Athena the goddess of war and wisdom is has major girl boss energy

Can’t wait to see a room tour for wherever you’re are moving😳

Only the greatest girl boss could fairly judge other girlbosses 😌

i didn’t expect elizabeth holmes to be placed anywhere else

Okay my candidates are: -Lea Michelle (or Rachel Berry) bc I still don’t understand what happened -Joni Mitchell (queen vibes only) -The Statue of Liberty -Katniss Everdeen (Also Gale cause he wasn’t my favorite) And of course -Frank Reynolds (the one and only Danny Devito) -Bo Burnham

you’re the girlboss i’d like to hang out with

the best girlboss is actually zelda fitzgerald

You know she’s an official booktuber when book of the month sponsors her

The way that this channel gives me SO much god damn serotonin ✨

omg sofia coppola gives me a lot of girlboss energy but like indie alt girlboss

kermit traveled cross country to get his friends back together and pursue an acting career…he is the ultimate girl boss and you know it

Sharpay Evans was one of the most influential girlbosses of our childhood, she deserves a place on the list🙌🙌

Carley is the ultimate girlboss.

“and is kissing tom holland in cars and living the damn dream” if this isn’t so true

my fav girlboss is definetely Grimes. Homegirl grew up rich, then acted like they were poor for aesthetic and now is dating daddy Elon. But more than that they started making music kinda late at 23 and taught themselves everything like i respect that a lot

okay but my favorite girlboss trait is threatening someone’s life because they’re not taking care of themselves 🥺💓

My favourite thing about Caroline is the way she handled the scandal. The right way, by going completely batshit crazy and refusing to let anyone forget about it.

sometimes i have to stop and think to myself whether a video of yours was a fever dream or reality and that just shows how much of a girl boss you really are

look at carley having a sponsor every video now!! yessss girlboss!

Can we talk about how we went from craving for atention to girl boss, true character development, that I aspire.

ah yes we have now upgraded to an bow and arrow threat 🏹 we love to see it

no body no crime CREATED girlboss energy

carley, which pyramid schemes would your favorite (or least favorite) book characters join??

next: new merchandise with the slogan _girlboss_ (we NEED the clips)

Uncarley is the top tier girl boss

I probably dont know any of them and Im glad, but also glad to be feeding into Carley's special interest

Imagine getting famous on KZfaq for sitting on your kitchen floor and crying, then lying about everything humanly possible, making a ballad for literally Jesus Christ, and now living your best your best life, chilling in a mansion. Trisha Pattern could never. The only girl boss I stan (besides Carley ofcourse).

Carley I am not doing great..its the first day of my period and I am DYING

"do i wanna hang out with myself? no. electric chair" spoke to my soul

14:04 if it was just rich ppl she was scamming i would be like yes girlboss but she also scammed a lot of regular people pretending she would give them like free vacations, dinners, etc but then she would conveniently lose her wallet, so a lot of non rich people went into debt because of her. there was this story about a woman specifically she took to greece saying she would pay for everything but then the woman actually had to foot the bill and it was 30,000+ dollars

BLAKE LIVELY DESERVES GIRL BOSS AND HER SUITS ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD EDIT: KAT DENNINGS IS GIRL BOSS

Hoping if I watch all this girlboss® content that I'll get approved for a credit card by the power of girlboss® osmosis

Unsurprisingly our girlboss queen Elizabeth Holmes is on the top tier

this is my comfort channel tbh, going through a br**kup and watching this while i cry so that i can laugh between the sobs thank u queen

bc of you i’m a sally rooney FANGIRL. i’ve bought all of her works and am almost done reading them all. definitely feeling ✨* not like other girls*✨ thank you !!!

this was honestly gourmet fare. thank you so much

love how u upload just in time for my mental breakdown

My favourite Girlboss is the tenth doctor (doctor who) and just in general every role David Tennant has ever played

Someone else said it before me but Taylor Swift is the ultimate girlboss and she can gaslight gatekeep my ass anytime. Also I love how much you love blackpink bc same I watched their documentary at least five times 😅

Phoebe from friends is the ultimate girl boss for me ..way she stands for her values

coming home from work and immediately seeing that carley posted is literally the best feeling ever, thanks girlboss

the way i abandon any and all prior commitments immediately after seeing carley's notif is a true testament to her absolute girlbossness

The girlboss revival has been such a ride to observe...

at this point your videos are one of the few things that genuinely make me happy

I need those girl boss clips asap

Ure the only girlboss id wanna hang out w carley

Finally. Someone else who recognizes elizabeth holmes as THEE girlboss

I agree with all of your placement of these girl bosses. I have also now watched all your videos in your backlog now I can’t wait for my sally Rooney books to come in transit at the library because you have made me potentially a stan even though i haven’t read any of her books yet. Also i appreciate the amount of poetry you talk about because i really do love it but don’t know who to read because i find there are just so many wonderful poets and tend to only stick to the most famous poets. Can’t wait to watch more of your channel but now i have to read for the amount of time i enjoyed here. 💖

the Duracell Bunny gives pure girl boss energy

“I’m immediately putting Siri in the electric chair, Siri is a threat to national security, Siri shouldn’t be listening to me, I hate Siri, I have Siri disabled on my phone. I want to send Siri to the electric chair, accept it.” I am dying at this✋🏼💀💀

kaz brekker from six of crows is my favorite girlboss but i wouldn't want to hang out with him because i'm pretty sure he'd say one mean thing to me & i would burst into tears 💔

carley you’re my favourite girl boss and i hope you’re taking care of YOURSELF. love you xx

you are giving mikes mic energy bestie and I love that for you girlboss your way thru

new video from uncarley = my therapy. thank you queen!

ur ranking videos are so comforting pls continue

We need Part 2 😫♥️

The fact that you're a smash fan just made my day better and i'll love to see you make videos about musicals now ! I also now believe we should be bestie

shout out to my submission of "that one earwig you thought you killed but you find alive three days later"

the fact that Obama and Kermit the Frog share a category is astounding

First of I’m mad at myself for missing your story and second of all HOW did nobody submit Sue Sylvester????

you're so right about these, your opinion is completely correct

kermit goes directly to the electric chair for what he did to miss piggy, girl boss or not

Aw, you look so cute with the hair clips✨❤️

you’re on my #1 carley

CARLEY YOU ARE KILLING IT

those hairclips!!!! such a look

tbh i always have to watch your videos twice because I'm so distracted and mesmerised by your beauty the first time that i pay very little attention to the content of the video :>>>>>>

didn't know i NEEDED this tier list

Carley is my dose of serotonin 👍🏼

Your timing for uploads is perfect girlboss

carley putting herself in the electric chair is a mood, also: the picture! I can't, lmao the ultimate girlboss ✨

Bianca from POSE is my girlboss 4 lyfe