Ranton is becoming progressively more moist with each upload

When Rantoni is dripping with sweat at the beginning you know it’s gonna be a banger

the amount of energy this man gives can be seen by the sweat of his forehead

my ADHD brain is stimulated so perfectly by these videos to the point that Ranton is the only reviewer whose opinions I can actually consider.

6:05 Sofia laughing made it so much better

Ranton and his dog is an underrated comedic duo

Never change Ranton. You're like the only person who reviews with such good degenerate energy that we love

The editing was consistent through out the video, I was laughing my ass out throughout the video, thank you ranton, you made my day

How did I just now find this guy? 😂😂😂😂 I never thought I’d laugh this hard during a game review

I love how your dog is so chill with you being the opposite of chill.

Bro stacked his hyperactivity during all of his time at the monastery, now he is unleashing it all upon us

Anton can make a video about pretty much anything and he'll never disappoint and make it very entertaining.

Amazing thumbnail bro, even better than the review

Straight up Koei's story telling caters directly to us history enthusiasts, and from watching a lot of Wolong and Nioh streams, there's always a huge difference in chat towards the game's story. In JP, CN, KR streams it is full of Three Kingdoms and Sengoku era lore and every cutscene is hype with chat dropping lore bombs and memes. People quote stuff like 马中赤兔，人中吕布, talk about Diao Chan's most famous beauty trap that earned her the title of one of the 4 great beauties of China, or dumb memes from how Cao Cao is pronounced Jojo in KR. And in Western streams, nobody understands anything, I'm actually surprised that even Ranton didn't understand anything when the Three Kingdoms is the most influential history and story in East Asian culture, it literally is the last great conflict that CN, JP and KR all enjoy together. In KR streams people would ask the streamer to use CN VA because CN voice is the best for Three Kingdoms, I even learnt from KR chat that in the 15th century the KR emperor claimed that Guan Yu appeared in his dream to provide guidance. I learnt so much lore watching Wolong Asian streams from chat, Red Hare supposedly ran so fast he sweats blood turning him red, Guan Yu's head and body was buried separately because the enemies wanted to make sure he doesn't come back to life etc.

That moveset at the beginning was better edited than in most action movies. Great as always 😂❤️!

The fact that you're just sweating like hell the whole time is so good 😂

The Editing and production value on these are so damn good. Keep it up my man!

These types of videos never fail to make me laugh. One of the very few CC's that I know of (and I know A LOT) that really expresses themselves in their own style of editing.

So, i can actually provide something like an „explanation“ as to why the story felt so bad and disconnected from each other. It was kind of the same with NioH. They focused to cover the most important parts of the historical events of the game and not the whole thing. So it‘s rather common that in one scene, you just met a historical figure from one War and are fighting another historical Figure in the next war with the in between basically being: „everything in between these 2 events happened as in history, so no need to cover it“. But with Wo Long, it might even be a bit *more* extra. Team Ninja alone wasn’t working on this game but in collaboration with Koei Tecmo who are mainly known for the Dynasty Warriors games. So they probably expect Wo Long players to have played the Dynasty Warriors games and go [insert Leonardo DiCaprio pointing finger meme] „hey, i remember that from the other games!“

I watch netflix comedy specials regularly and i havent laughed as much in all of them combined, than in one ranton videos. Please never stop brudi!

Perfect timing was thinking of playing this game and who better to review this game then the man himself

This is about the most chaotic thing I have ever watched. I love it. I need more of it

Rantoni on fire this year, I had my doubts, but he proved me wong.

Can't say it enough! There is nothing else like a Ranton review! All your videos are actually worth watching not just listening to

Man musses einfach lieben wenn n neues Ranton Video rauskommt

Ranton reviews have a weird way to cheer me up when I am on a bad mood , I love it 😂😂😂😂😂

I really do love this one Anton! Even stronger script!

If you take a look at the spells’ effects and the table of elements, spells literally allow you to get enemies down at least twice faster. Some bosses that I beat fairly easily in the normal story went down so fast, when I catered my spells to their weaknesses.

“I like that it’s in here… that’s what my wife said last night.” 💀💀 And you can hear her laughing too

0:24 is that Sofia? Ranton wouldn't need to hide his face...

yessssssssss I had no sleep this morning, first day of a new job, I need this Rantoni energy right now

We all can always count on Ranton for super high level editing game reviews!

The amount of work he delivers every fing time in this is next lvl entertainment you got to respect a man of his craftmanship BIG LOVE ❤ it keeps the people going

u nail the humor in your vids, had me dying again. kudos

Liked the video before even watching..I know what to expect from your vids nothing but pure insightful entertainment. You are a great reviewer need more like you out there.

Ranton is a legend I have been watching for a long time and I am never bored

As someone who had only seen his chill video about his time at the temple, boy was I just thrown for a loop. 😂

Wow. 1.25 MILLION? When did this happen? Congrats, Ranton. Well deserved. Watching your videos since some years and your team developed a quite unique spin on game review videos. Extremly well done to all! Hey, did you try to use Ai Images (stable diffusion) of yourself to make more crazy memes? That could actually be something for your channel!

The energy level is off the chart lol. I literally had to put all my energy into keeping up. I’m here for it lol

Thank you Ranton for making me shed tears of laughter. Brightend up my Weekend. Love you

03:08 Ranton is so good that his dinner just delivers itself to him

i wonder how you got so much cultural knowledge, you don't only know many languages but you understand the expressions and the jokes that they have. impressive and immersive, respect ranton sifu. fromme france

Can't be more happy with your return, man!

Ranton Videos sind der Endgegner für jeden Epileptiker... Ich muss jedes Video zweimal anschauen , weil ich beim ersten mal immer zuckend auf dem boden liege und mich einnässe...

4:13 i love how samy freaked out both rantoni and even sofia😂😂😂

A Max0r and Ranton collab would be the most mindbreak-inducing video to ever grace recent years

That intro of you fighting is so dope pls release it as a KZfaq short!

I watch the intro way to many times editing is goated

I'm not as familiar with the history of the Three Kingdoms period, but stitching together what I know from Nioh and Nioh 2's story and general history of feudal Japan; the story is usually just a very loose retelling of real world history with character motivations and significant feats being replaced or based around whatever new magic demon crystal they came up with. I feel like they just kind of presume that anyone playing is already aware of what actually happened so they don't bother to explain what military campaigns are happening, where they're happening, or why. They just throw Guan Yu and Lu Bu in your face so you can point and go "oh hey I know that guy."

1:29 death stare, very intimidating

I've been waiting for this review for a wo long time

I had to check if I left the speed over 1.5x during on this. I love your shit, Ranton, literally.

TN needs to get their UI game up for sure. At least I didn’t need 3 excel files open to temper my gear in this one so it’s a step in the right direction lol

Having a couple hundred hours of playtime on the Nioh games and endlessly trying to replicate the badass and incredibly difficult combos people do, I was really hoping the game would build upon those games' stance/combo system, cause the different stances opened up a lot of room for experimentation, it was punishing to make mistakes but so rewarding if you pull it off, look up any Nioh combo videos and its absolutely insane how much badassery you could pull off if u can master the mechanics. Somewhat disappointed they stripped a lot of those deeper combo elements for something much more simple and completely removed stances essentially, despite us having more weapon types, combo variety is a massive downgrade in my opinion. And yeah "wall of text" type ui, loot garbage and abysmal droprate for good shit is a problem in the Nioh games and its a problem here too. Complaints aside though, I still love this game and I managed to keep up with the story and resonated with some of the emotional bits.. but mostly cause I watched that 2010 Three Kingdom tv show so I have a general idea of who everyone is. And despite my disappointment in the limited combos, the new parry system is awesome, had so much fun with the overall rhythm of it, and I'm sure the magic system could substitute for some flashy in-between combos tho I'm gonna need to experiment with that. 7 out of 10 is a very fair score and I 100% agree with that.

the intro is pure gold, had to rewatch it a few times.

Ranton reviews hits different Broo 🗿🔥

Dude I couldn't even last 30 seconds without dying of laughter oh my god

Wo Long's magic abilities could've been simply improved by making them flow with attack combos, so that using magic does not interrupt the flow like Rantoni said in 6:15. It's too bad that they decided to loot spam rather than making each magic and weapon synergize beautifully.

Yo!I love the intro to this vid🔥

Oh boy I've been waiting for this one

4:19 is exactly how i am with my dogs lmao

Good, I'm glad it's by a REAL Chinese man. Those fake ones just don't hit the same! 😔

This energy is dangerously infectious 😂keep at it

I’m not up to date on what happened, but glad you come back to make videos . Love how crazy you make them, makes me laugh every time.

Ain't no way😹 Is that actually sofia 0:23 ? or am I just trippin'?

People should learn Chinese only to understand Ranton’s jokes in chinese. They are pure gold, and it’s such a shame that not everyone can get them 😂

you crazy *zennsiiiert* love your energy ^^ literally laughed almost whole video

Man I’ve been watching you for a long time and you’ve evolved into like da best KZfaq channel

holy shit man I love your videos so much! this is awesome!

The intro for this vid has to be one of his Coldest! Really loved the review!

I usually watch most videos on 2x speed but I swear Ranton's videos feel 2x when they are on normal speed. Thanks a lot boss man!

Haven't even seen the whole video while writing this but im internally dying of laughter. Rantoni Mongoloni you truly are a master of entertainment, and this video is just killing me in a very good way xD. love your content

Much respect to you Ranton ..all the way from nyc

The editing on these videos is hilarious 🤣

I just found your video on accident, and I loved it, gonna subscribe and will eagerly wait for your RE4 Remake review if you are making one. Yesterday I beat Lu Bu so I haven't progressed much yet but so far I'm loving this game. I just ignore the complicated bits in the UI, mechanics and story and go around kickin' ass, planting flags until I find the next boss. Btw I die a lot, and yet I love playing it, tho I must say, everything after the first boss is comparatively easier so far. Thanks for the video, it was a fun watch!

introduction and the dogs reaction is gold 😂😂😂😂 god bless you ranton

Yooo that intro was sick !

Ranton you never fail to impress!

Ranton reviews nuts as always...and I fu..ing LOVE IT.

I haven’t watched you for ages and forgot how insane and awesome your vids are😂

I feel like I'm always high on caffeine when I'm watching Ranton. 10/10 would recommend

never seen this man in my life and it starts off soo fast and chaotic my brain is overloaded and it hurts

When he uploads its a good day

im waiting for this so much xD

I watch your videos multiple times for pure entertainment value AND the little things I missed

I used to watch Rantoni when he had like 100k - 200k subs and was talking about for honor and trying MREs then KZfaq didnt recommend me his vids anymore and i slowly forgot about him until i finally found him again, im so happy to see him doing so well

Ranton videos are gold of KZfaq.

Rantons is getting the hang of these videos😂😂😂❤❤

The amount of editing is crrrazzzyyy

Best intro I’ve seen in my life as someone with ADHD Maximus this was perfect my Brian almost exploded!

Yooooo😂 keep it up made my day

Thank you for the crazy wisdom, ranton 🙏

Every time Ranton does gong fu and you see his crazy intros. I thought I was hyper when doing gong fu. I just want to see a compilation of his hype so I can use it as motivation to train harder in martial arts

Smooth moves in the intro as usual

How you have such a fun time, incredible sir!

Love it when ranton peforms kung fu

9:20 its amazing how both look at the camera at the same time

I had to pause :20 seconds in to catch my breath, the edits are insane 😂

Bruh that kung fu intro probably my favorite 😩

Hello Ranton. Big fan of your videos !!! You are the best. Simple question: How many language can you speak ? Of course english lol but I hear French, german and chinese but I'm curious of the other. Thank you.