Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver Review of Zack Snyder's Netflix Star Wars copy. Zack Snyder has given many interviews about Rebel Moon where he's taken pot shots at people who don't like him, with his ego pretending his way of making movies is something astonishing. Well Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver proves this is nonsense. I had intended this 2nd part to be a shorter roundup, rather than a longer one. But unfortunately the 2nd half of the movie makes less sense than the first. Many times I overestimated Zack Snyder and Rebel Moon. When really, if you expect a shallow movie that's incredibly pretentious and doing nothing to deserve it. You'll end up expecting the result. But what do you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

RIP Nemesis. She was in the Amazon with my mom studying spiders before she died.

I was sitting with my dad, watching the movie, and we both wondered out loud, "Why didn't they move the kids and non-combatants into the mountain cave?"

I don't know why everyone is hating on Zack so much, he clearly gave us the movies we wanted. This movie was PERFECT for Disparu's brand of reviews and we got two amazing videos out of it! 2 hours of quality content from Disparu, thanks Zack!

Zack Snyder has delivered the most comprehensive argument FOR focus groups in the history of mankind.....

“None of this movie works unless everyone’s an idiot.” Seeing how it was put together by Mr. Happy Meal, that’s just par for the course.

The wheat gave such a great performance I cried.

When even Anthony Hopkins can’t elevate that dialogue, you know you’re f*cked

“We’re under fire! Quick, get behind that flour!”

In the '50s, a filmmaker named Edward Wood made a lot of films with as little thought put into them as possible. Glad to see his filmmaking style has been passed onto new generations.

Zack Snyder Film School: Slow motion whenever possible, plot only when against your will, seek criticism from those you know won't argue on anything.

In 5 days they farmed all the grain that normally takes weeks, knitted pillow slips with stories behind each, trained the villagers how to fight like a professional army, and build trenches and tunnels. And still had time to sit around a table to tell each others backstory to each other.

What's with women cutting their hair short to look more "badass" in movies? It was lame in Alien 3, it was lame in Ahsoka and it's lame now.

"I've got a brand-new combine harvester" is now stuck in my head. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

I should've filmed my reaction to Rebel Moon. Just cringing, walking away and throwing up... IN SLOW MOTION!

The Worms Armageddon inserts made me feel alive and perfectly counteracted how dead inside this movie makes one feel.

No one figured out a handful of grain in your pocket gives you immunity????

This is Disparu harvesting HIS GRAIN

Is it really possible that Snyder heard the term ‚cold fusion‘ and thought it meant ‚coal fusion‘?

I love that the underground are wired with copper wires that are NOT insulated. They would touch and caused a short-circuit after a few feet...

2:55 the next time a robot is needed in a space movie, could we please get *_"BENDER?"_* _So long suckers!_

Rebel Moon part one: Village chief: "there is no grain for the Empire" Gunnar: "let's negotiate with the grain" Kora: "no way, the empire will destroy us, we have to fight the empire" Rebel Moon Part Two: Titus: "Let's negotiate with the grain" All rebels: "yeah good plan!" *Facepalm

Once they found out the rebels were attacking them why not pull your soldiers back and bombard them from space for a few hours that's combat 101..

Anyone else like actually start to feel bad for the empire to? Like think about it for these soldiers they are hunting the woman who ASSASSINATED the royal family and the village harboring him? Like and the way that Zach portrays these apparently super obsessed with war imperial soldiers having so little training that at the first sign of combat they panic and fire randomly? The way they lose a battle to villagers they outnumbered 10 to 1. Like the empire was the fucking underdog.

The reason they want the flour is a side quest, the general spent a long time in covid lock down and took up baking. And wanted organic hand milled flour for the perfect bread.

Also, one more thing about the final ship escape scene - no seatbelt or anything securing her to the seat, just her and her arms holding onto the steering. And yet, she isn't thrown around like a sack of potatoes in a tumble dryer when her escape ship hits the ground and starts to bounce around. She has the strength of the frikin Hulk to remain glued to the seat.

It could make some sense to make the hot sword hilt out of metal. Because if your troops wear heat-resistant gloves, and the enemy isn't, they can't use your fallen solders' weapons against them. Of course, if that was the plan, you'd want them to be hot enough that a simple piece of cloth wouldn't work to protect from the heat.

1) I hate the utter crap that hollywood is putting out now. 2) I love watching Disparu review the utter crap the MSM is putting out now. 3) Fuck it. Maybe I am in the right place at the right time. Plus I love hot running water, showers, shelter, and floors made of anything except dirt. Sleeping in dirt isn't a dealbreaker though.

36:50 Slow motion also allows you to pad your run-time and watch minutes, making it seem like people wanted to watch more of your content, when all you did was extend scenes by slowing them down. The director and producers get more for providing less.

Think about the Grain. Ask: How many villagers were there? 50, maybe 60, tops? With no advanced farming equipment at all, literally harvesting by hand with scythes. So how much Grain could they possibly grow? Is that enough to feed even themselves? Then ask: How big is this vast interstellar Empire? How many billions upon billions of mouths must it feed? And how plausible is it that this 'rebel moon' could be a normal (or even relevant) example of imperial food production?

Perhaps we have judged George Lucas too harshly...

How this movie should have ended. The capital ship shows up to the moon. They talk to the local government and say, "Give us the food and supplies we want, or we'll wipe a few villages off this rock." The local government, who was expecting something like this since they're under the Empires control, gives them what they wanted. Some of the troops get some R&R planet side and cause a reasonable amount of trouble. The Emperial ship then goes off to do whatever it was doing before. The end.

If there is one thing I've learned from this movie. It's that these Grain planets are in *Dire* need of mechanization.

Gary’s wife did a wonderful job with your hair. I love the new look.

Who the Hell keeps hiring Zach Snyder

Always enjoying the commentaries for every review 😆 Also, the scene with the tiny bridge made me think of Achoo in Men in tights. When he hopped from one side of the little stream to the other. “This ain’t exactly the Mississippi” 😆

Those space ships look like plucked chickens. 😂

Rebel Moon 2: The Scar Giving Child Murderer of Fire

“I gotta brand new combine harvester!”

the soldier in part 1 called the robot a Jimmy, but Kora wasn't there when he said it, so I guess we'll find out in the extended cut how she knows the robot is James.

If grain is so important that they don’t just nuke them from orbit then why didn’t they shove it all down their shirts and trousers as scarecrow style body armour

I just had a meeting with my focus group, and we unanimously agreed that Disparu would definitely look cooler with a beard.

The John Deere ads in my ad breaks were

This is the first time wheat was given plot armor, really ground breaking stuff here

Snyder just proved himself Neil Breen with money.

Imagine if slow-mo was an in-universe effect, like a "time drag" that kicked in depending on your position in space or your momentum. Somebody with talent could make a movie out of that, I think.

Dang… you’re right she did try and surrender after that story. Surrender is never a good idea but this made a valid point about her intelligence. Hahaha!

Wonder if there was some Disney deal made behind the scenes to have Snider make this movie so their Star Wars franchise doesn’t seem so bad

My favourite part of this absolute dumpster fire of a movie was the arrival of Diversity Squadron out of absolutely no where right at the moment the fight was essentially over.

The plural of octopus is indeed octopi, but octoppendages is so much funnier that I might start using that.

I figured it out the main character whatever her name is is French that’s why she keeps on surrendering

James the robot : "it makes me feel something other than hopelessness." - well he obviously has not seen these two movies.

Ah yes. The medic scene. Two counts battlefield perfidy, one count deliberate targeting of medical personnel. The scene I realised that the rebels grand plan was warcrime bingo. There's a count of deliberate targeting non-combatants in the emgine room. Apparently for the fun of it. I just need a child soldiers, and that'll be a full row.

Worms Armageddon is the most fun I've had paying video games with friends and it was years before the Wii.

thank you. you have covered all my gripes over this convoluted plot black hole.

let them eat grain

" REBEL MOON THE NAP GIVER "

"Who the F**K is James" lmao

"It was at this moment Elon canceled his Netflix subscription".....pure gold. 😁

I love your reviews better then the shows that are actually out

You're a star, keep shining bright!

I want to do the math for the impact of the dreadnought. I will estimate low weight and low speed. I looked up the size. If it's super light, with It's 2.4 km length, it has around 14 million tons, so a bit more than half of the asteroid Apophis. Apophis is solid with around 350 meters length. The ship doesn't fall that fast. It's like 1 ship's length per second. That's around 2.4 km per second, or 8.600 km/h or mach 7. Kinetic energy is 1/2 x m x v² So 1/2 x 14 mio tons x (2.4 km/s)² 1 Joule is 2 kg with 1 m/s speed Example with a car with 1.5 tons and 72 km/h 1/2 x 1.500kg x (20 m/s)² = 750 kg x 400 m²/s² = 300k Joule 1 kg TNT = around 4.08 million Joule Now the spaceship: 1/2 x 14 mio tons x (2.4 km/s)² 7 billion kg x ~5.8 mio m²/s² -> 406000 trillion Joule -> 1 ton TNT is around 4.08 billion So lets say 400.000 trillion joule divided by 4 trillion to get kilotons of TNT. That would be 100.000 kt of TNT or 100 mt of TNT. To compare, the largest nuke ever was around half the size, Hiroshima was 14 kT, and I estimated a very low weight and speed for the ship, the impact most likely would be multiple times that strong. It's an impact, not an explosion above the ground in the air, that makes it less dramatic. Still, up to 20 miles away, or over 30 kilometers, you will be heavily injured. Buildings will be destroyed or damaged 40 miles or 65 km away. The people they showed were maybe 15 miles or 23 km away, and they should be dead. Also you would have some earthquakes in the area, that would destroy all their buildings. Even without that, the village was close, the buildings were low quality, around 20% of the villagers are dead now, around 40% are heavily injured, just around 15% have no significant injuries, the rest has at least some wounds. It's most likely even worse, because the ship most likely is heavier, it has some kind of fuel, that can burn or explode, and some people were very close. Conclusion: If it was a realistic movie, most of the people would be dead now 🤷‍♂️

I wonder if Zack Snyder filmed the whole movie at 1000 fps? Maybe the "extended cut" will be just the whole thing slowed by 300 - 400 percent. INCLUDING the epic, slowmotion harvesting sequence. I can't wait!

Snyder's problem is that his ego has out raced whatever talent he thinks he has

@18:00 The guy shoots the door open.... when his mates have lightsabers... lol.

Loved the inclusion of the worm song, really brought back childhood memories :D

When “James” approached her in the cave, for a second I was excited, thinking maybe he would attack her for killing the girl or something. I was thinking maybe Zach was onto something interesting finally. But nope. Also, “James” was her protector or whatever, where was he the day she killed the girl? Maybe I missed it?

"Who controls mud farmer moon controls the grain. Who controls the grain controls the universe." -- from the opening voice-over of Zack Snyder's _Remedial Dune, pt 2_ by Zack Snyder (a Zack Synder film)

It wasn't even "We want your grain" it was "We are wanting to *buy* your grain". Why doesn't the imperials just drop gas or nukes if they don't want to damage anything? When she turns up in front of the general, why doesn't the imperials just kneecap her? The soldiers with 'swords' could make sense if they were stun batons because the soldiers were not aiming to kill anyone. If only the general had said something along the lines of "You killed my princess! You killed my KING! Die traitor!"" Bah! I'm not even going to try to use any logic with this travesty. (Edit: This comment is just for the rythm of algo).

Lol. The knife in the foot lady is like in kenobi when she smacked the stormtroopers, ending them.

50:00 I know it's petty, I know it's the least of the movie's problems, but that impact, at that speed with no safety harness? She would be splattered against whatever is infront of her among all the other loose things in there.

Thank you very much sir. You save me hours of my life by giving me the plot so no need to watch. Already feels like my life is longer now.

Did you just cut your review in half just to have a part 2 like the movie nice

I'm a bit surprised that Snyder couldn't come up with anything more original than a mashup of Magnificent Seven and Star Wars. The other details -- the lousy writing, shallow characterization and absolutely ridiculous military nonsense -- don't even come into play, as far as I'm concerned.

The reviews are much more entertaining compared to the actual movie 😂

Those tanks look an awful lot like "the fallen" tanks from Destiny

Snyder went out of his way to decry AI and focus group scripts...while making a movie that looks like the gold standard of AI/focus group scripts

4:04 looks into the sun and removes his sun visor.

The ship powered by coal? This is Titanic for lesbians.

I really like these full movie reviews you do, I get to know the basics of a movie enough for idle conversation, and your wit is entertaining

26:41 here is were you should edited in "the long charge" from Monty Python's *_Holy Graal_* _(or was it Grail)_

Excellent job! Nice shout out to Worms. Earthworm Jim would also have been proper.

26:40 Ngl, I thought he stabbed the family jewels for a second there...😂

I finally figured out what was bugging me about the name "the scarmaker" it sounds just like those old mentos ads- "The Freshmaker!". If I wasn't so tired right now I'd actually try to make up a few jingles for it.

“None of this movie works, unless everyone is an idiot” - welcome to the 2020’s

This review is more fun than watching the show.

I laughed every time the combine harvester song played. Love your vids man. Always cracks me up fr.

Oh god, the videogame analogies for the girl getting behind the tank...you had me in stitches!!!

This mess can be summarized as someone trying to create their own Star Wars, without understanding Star wars. The only reason Jedi and sith can use light sabres(Plasma Swords) against literal guns and droids is they are superhuman. They are essencially space Samurai with space magic. Everyone else uses guns, rockets and whatever else. The armor used is either resistant or immune to it as well because they aren't idiots. But besides Mandalorians in full body armor or as emergency sidearm no one runs at a gunfighter with metal meelee weapons.

Watching this review is as close to watching Rebel Moon 2 as I will get.

I honestly don't get why they showed the scanning scene... like it's a straight up positive for the movie if it was removed. I don't think there needs to be an explanation of why the 'elite' troops were attacking from another side. On that note, they should of kept the main character at the ship/waterfall. It removes some of the lucky timing elements 'needed' to enter the spaceship. Especially since she just goes back to the ship as soon as the fighting starts anyway.

Rebel Moon has proven Zack has no business being in Hollywood. And doesn’t have a single creative bone in his body aside throw crap at a wall and see what sticks.

@disparutoo your commentary is pure art.... Unlike Snyder's shit.

Disparu it's because Zack Snyder wouldn't let Zack Snyder make the real Snyder Cut we have to wait for rebel moon 5 for it all to really make sense! I want happy meals! I hope you keep using that it's up there with how the red carpet is a person that has feelings. Ha Patton posting he would absolutely love social media so many hot takes.

When DIRECTOR'S CUT will be released, it will contain slow motion of slow motion actions. Now with quadruple slow motion !

'The Grain must throw...'😝 💩🤡💩🔥

Wait a galatic empire so piss poorly managed that they have to be careful with grain being stacked up against insurgent fighting position. Because its not like they might have I dunno other planets that can provide food ?

turns out rebel moon is the scargiver and the audience are the scarred

Part of me wishes we keep getting terrible movies: that way we can count on long funny reviews like this one. Thank you, Disparu, brightened my day

9:39 I thought she was going to be tactical, yet she surrendered. For real!!! Her boyfriend what ever his name was... was the one who started the fight. And not as a rouse or gambit of sorts.... just by impulse. Never to be mentioned again.