"I just wanted to get up and leave." BYEBYE MAN WILL HAVE YOU ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT!

lol, someone actually put the "Ryan Gosling turned down the role in bye bye man for la la land" into the bye bye man wikipedia and referenced this video.

don't see it don't rent it don't see it don't rent it

"Where do you cook flowers in? Greenhouse?" - Mike Stoklasa

For everbody who wants to know the ending to La La Land, Darth Vader comes out of nowhere and kills everybody

La La Man- A guy with amnesia enters a singing competition but can't remember any words so he makes up new lyrics on the fly anf becomes a big hit. Bye Bye Land- documentary about the native americans

"Where do you cook flowers in?" - Mike Stoklasa 2017

They're gonna use this episode on the DVD for Bye-Bye man, I guarantee it. "We can't stop talking about The Bye-Bye Man!" --Red Letter Media

he's a real bye bye man, sitting in his la la land, making all his dumpster fire films for nobody

The first couple mintues sound like a plot to a shitty Adam Sandler movie

As an archivist I thought the scariest thing about the movie was that they allowed a reader to use pen while accessing archival material.

Can’t believe Jay let Mike get away with saying “where do you cook flowers in” 31:19

La La Land production budget: $30 million Jack and Jill production budget: $79 million

Mike's reaction to finding out Emma Watson turned down the lead female role to La La Land is fucking hilarious lol

So this is where the gay wedding storyline started.

During the car scene with "Bye Bye Love" on the radio, they should have had him switch channels only to find more "bye-bye" related songs, like N-Sync's "Bye Bye Bye" and Mariah Carey's "Bye Bye".

Hollywood executives should be legally allowed to install James Bond-style trap doors over shark tanks in their offices so that when someone walks in and says "let's make a serious horror movie called The Bye-bye Man," they can be quickly and efficiently destroyed.

I like dumpster fires. It's where I go to cook my flowers.

In Spanish its El Adios Adios Hombre. So it could have sounded stupider.

I swear, RLM could do a class on comedic timing and writing. They make it all flow so naturally it's perfect.

Prequel- "The Hi Hi Guy" Spin Off- " The Noon Noon Dude"

What if I said Bi Bi Man? Does the Bye Bye Man know the difference?

My plot for SCRATCH SCRATCH Okay...so there was a bullying incident in junior high where some mean girls made some nice girl drink a lot of alcohol (they called her "Ratchet" instead of her given name "Rachel", which then got shortened to "Ratch"), then they locked her in a trunk for the lulz. The nice girl had a panic attack inside the trunk, hyperventilated, and she died. In her panicked state, she tried to claw her way out before she died. 25 years later, the mean girls are mothers to mean junior high girls when one of those girls dies. The moms are having a Facebook conversation about it when an anonymous user posts the following: SCRATCH SCRATCH WHO'S THAT RATCH? ONE MORE WHISKEY DOWN THE HATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH LOCK THE LATCH ONE MORE DEAD GIRL FROM YOUR SNATCH It's Rachel, back to kill the daughters of her tormentors, then the tormentors themselves. BOOM, there it is. Mike and Jay, you owe me royalties.

Bye Bye Man 2: Bye Bye Man vs Hello Hello Guy

"This movie is full of 'but why' moments." All I could think about was "WHY WHY MAN", lol

Coming over the next few years, in the Cinematic Universe™ of _The Bye Bye Man_: _The So Long Dude_ _The See Ya Later Guy_ _The Have a Nice Day Lad_ and many more!

the pee pee poo poo man

The muffin man. Bakes muffins so addictive you keep eating until you burst.

"This movie tries to gaslight you into thinking its central baddie is actually well-thought-out (and is, presumably, worthy of sequels that God willing won't happen), when really it's the most generic crap, both in terms of substance and character design." ^a positive review of Bye Bye Man on Rotten Tomatoes. No, I'm serious. Someone wrote this and then went on to rate it fresh.

Is this replacing my crippling depression? No.

Jay...not everyone has the chemistry you have with Mike

I'm just getting ready to cook up some flowers in my green house

Bye Bye Man? I guess Boo Boo Guy didn't sound stupid enough

This episode BROKE NEW GROUND!!!

Haha, what a story Mark.

DONT THINK IT. DONT SPRAY IT.

Mike stosklaska, jay bauman, and rich Evans are gods of KZfaq thank you guys so much for what you do you have helped me through so many time of struggle 1000 blessings to each of you guys seriously RLM is a dynasty

i have friends for 44 minutes yay

La Li Lu Le Lo Land

Mikes enthusiasm for la la land is so endearing

Beware of the La La Man. If you say his name, he will come and find you and sing you to death.

I always come back to the Bye Bye Man review. It makes me laugh every single time I watch it.

Everytime Jay looks at the camera my heart skips a beat

"The Bye Bye Man", from what I can tell, was actually based off a short story in a book I used to own called "The President's Vampire and other strange tales". The book itself was interesting because it wasn't really trying to tell a horror story. It was a collection of stories about tales, what facts have been dug up about them, etc. "The Bye Bye Man" thing was actually a story about (as it were), paranoia involving two of the author's personal friends by the story contained within the book. Starts with a Ouija board, and gives them the story about this figure who is blind and had a removed tongue. A supernatural hobo who rides the rails (thus the train thing mentioned). Had some little demon accomplice thing made up of his victims and he'd know if anyone spoke his name, named "Gloomsinger" who worked as his spotter since he was blind. Ultimately the story kind of winds down with a very low key encounter that could have been perfectly innocent. Where a man is scared because he hears a knock on his apartment door involving the woman who had been there for the Ouija game asking to be let in. And him in bed terrified for no reason he could rationalize not letting her in. Also delving into the fact that said characters kind of had not a sexual affair, but an emotional one with each other, kind of cheating on their significant others at the time. And if the story was as much a manifestation of their guilt over it as it was something truly hunting them down. Also covered a lot of the real life investigation about the story itself. The supposed origins of the man and if it was possible that something like that existed (from the city he came from and when he was supposedly born, etc). It's kinda interesting. I'd think Mike at least might like the book if nothing else due to his Ghost Adventure show fixation because it does in that book take events and investigates them in a logical manner as best they could. ... I can't imagine how they butchered that for a movie. Other than the fact that I saw "Blair Witch" and knew how they took a similar very subtle, very real kind of "We don't know" horror story and turned it up. I was surprised when I heard that got turned into a movie and thought it was an incredibly dumb idea. It's usually bad enough when people try to bloat some short story (and if you cut out the investigation into the supposed origins of the Bye Bye Man, the entire story was like 3 pages), but worse when they try to take something as simple as a "We don't know, could have been anything mundane to supernatural" type story and give it a definite edge.

bye bye man was originally doki doki panic

"Scratch, scratch. Who's that ratch??" had me in tears.

Don't Plinkett. Don't Jay it.

"Where do you cook flowers in?" Mike never ceases to amaze

You guys need to go see Split. Particularly Jay. I think he'd like it.

In theory I like the idea of a monster that's a memetic hazard, spread by thought, but what a waste of that idea.

The lack of musical numbers in the middle suppose to symbolise their crisis in their relationships and also describe losing of a dream. So it worked for me personally. For me personally.

I really think Ryan Gosling nailed the part. There's nothing more sarcasm-inducing than being a jazz musician in Los Angeles having to make music you hate in order to make a living. I also agree with Mike in the sense that the film is the perfect terminal cynicism antidote

I had almost the exact same problems you guys did with La La Land originally. My suggestion, watch it again. The tonal shifts are part of what makes this movie incredible in my opinion. It's about these two people who have an almost cliched Hollywood romance, but get brought back down to earth in the end.

The idea of kissing Plinkett is scarier then entirety of Bye Bye Man.

The entire “bye bye man, la la land, don’t think it don’t say it” brings me back to this video every other week

' where do you cook flowers in ..... green house?' cook flowers !? what the fuck!?

"That's just f*cking crazy! I don't care, and don't even bother telling my why!" Too damn funny

I'm surprised there wasn't any reference to the NSYNC song: "Bye Bye Bye" lol

Hollywood is in La La land They need to go bye bye man I fucking hate myself

the thing at 9:42 about how the musicality clashes with the character driven content... that actually really worked for me in the intent of the makers. The film keeps creating romanticized scenarios and slapping you in the face with reality; the same way LA does to artists.

i loved how the la la land review brought out jay and mike's individual tastes. jay seems to be a bit more cynical to it, in wanting movies that go above and beyond to elevate to artistic and technical levels to a degree of extreme. while mikes a little more down to earth. with focus on emotion and heart.

'Scratch Scratch, Who's That Ratch?' is a great title, i might steal if for my film idea, which is a 90 minute horror film composed entirely of jump scares.The plot will be family move into a haunted home, and that will be it, but made entirely of jump scares. Might even throw an old woman living in the walls into it as well.

Jay called it. La La Land has 14 Oscar nominations.

ENDLESS CASH!

You guys may as well make Boy in the Wall, and have Rich play the boy. Film it in a weekend.

Did Bye Bye Man have something to do with Faye Dunaway reading the best picture as La La Land?

Did the Bye Bye Man make Faye Dunaway announce the wrong best picture winner at the Oscars?

when i saw jack i clapped! I know who that is!

"Where do you cook flowers in? Greenhouse!" I had to pause the video so I could finish laughing

“The opening was simply fabulous”-Mike

I can't wait when Susan makes out with Mr Plinkett

Gotta give some props for the “Day the Clown Cried” VHS tape cameo. Much respect.

Bye Bye Man La La Land BeBe's Kids Yo Yo Ma JoJo's Bizarre Adventures

WHY ARE MIKE'S HANDS SO RED?

Me when the video ends: "Bye Bauman."

"That's just fucking crazy." made me laugh so hard, oh lord

Faye Dunaway was at the Oscars, like, "La La Land," and then "Bye, Bye, Man!"

I've been a RLM watcher for a while and this is the one video that i find myself coming back to the most. Finally i decided to watch La La Land the other day and ended up liking it a lot! It is a bit grounded but the ending really elevated it. Thank you RLM, without this video i probably wouldn't even think of checking it. I didn't like Grease 2 though

"Where do you cook flowers in?"

The Bye Bye Man appears if you say La La Land was overrated.

Rogue One gave me an AT-STD

I saw the trailer of the Bye Bye Man and thought it was a joke.

La La Land has a bittersweet tone throughout that I'm surprised didn't resonate with these guys. Some of my favorite art and music finds joy and nobility in life's struggles and losing battles. I love this movie.

I've travelled back in time from July 2017 to say, the world has changed. It's a bit warmer now than it was in January.

I'd encourage anybody that wouldn't normally be into musicals to give this film a shot. While Mike and Jay's critiques are all fair, Jay in particular tends to be fairly cynical (which is obviously fine, that's his taste, I'm just saying that I knew he wouldn't enjoy this film as much as many other people), so maybe this film wasn't made for him. But this movie touched me on an emotional level more than I think any film ever has. I'm not currently a musician, I'm not from L.A, I didn't feel any romantic sentimentality because of anything like that. This film is just fucking beautiful. Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone are truly breathtaking. Courageous performances from both. The score is legendary I believe and will go down in history, the screenplay absolutely out of this world. I have never been a big musicals fan, I find them cringe worthy a lot of the time, but this was so emotionally charging. I felt every emotion throughout this film and left with a smile on my face and I haven't stopped listening to the score since. Whatever your typical movie preference you cannot miss this one. Some may believe I'm overstating this film but it honestly has stuck with me since I watched it about a week ago. I just wanna see it again, I definitely will be doing. (p.s Ryan Gosling is now the starring role in about 3 of my favourite films of all time; Drive, The Place Beyond The Pines and now this. He's even fantastic in The Big Short. I wanna see The Nice Guys too, that looks great. He's fucking brilliant.) Also Emma Stone is my favourite actress by far, she best get an Oscar for this

I love the laughs you guys are having in this one. It's infectious.

Walk into home Shia labouf in corner On the walls the phrase "he will not divide us" is scratched everywhere "What have you done?!"

Glad I revisited this review three years after it was posted so I could hear the phrase "uncooked meatloaf in dog form." If it was a higher-profile movie, that could almost warrant a t-shirt.

DON’T SAY IT DON’T PLINKETT!!

I think Barbarian did steal your idea for ' Old Lady In The Walls ' O.0

“Where do you cook flowers in?” -Mike “senior moment” Stoklasa

I watched Bye Bye Man on Netflix the other day because this review had me curious. They're not wrong with it lowering the bar, it feels like it was written on heavy sedatives. The Bye Bye Man, his Resident Evil dog, the coins and the train are never explained and all turn up intermittently like the screenwriters kept forgetting about bits of their own lore. My favourite scene came in the aftermath of the girl getting hit by the train (though comically warning train driver deserves an MVP). The lead actor is there for it, then it jumps to night time with numerous police cars and ambulances hanging around with sirens blaring. Then the other two young actors turn up and only then does the lead tell them what happened to their friend. They are completely shocked, having made no assumptions about the comically massive crime scene they've just wandered into. Also Carrie-Anne Moss is present, giving off massive Denise Crosby vibes. Seriously, it makes Jeepers Creepers look like fucking art. That film might have been generic and uninspired but at least it felt like it was made by sentient human beings. That's how low Bye Bye Man has set the bar.

"It's hard to drive one-handed, while holding a butcher knife" - Mike Stoklasa

Greenhouses: where you cook the flowers. I love Mike.

Mike is so adorable 😌

31:18 mike forgets the concept of a greenhouse and asks where you cook flowers in

Well that's a nice way to wake up, a Half in The Bag appears. I clapped because I saw Jack!

Are you guys teasing us with that "Day the clown cried" video tape pointing at us?

don't say it, don't spray it.

Might as well post my Best of 2016 here: 1) La La Land 2) Manchester by the Sea 3) Moonlight 4) 20th Century Women 5) Silence 6) The Handmaiden 7) Paterson 8) Arrival 9) Everybody Wants Some!! 10) The Lobster 11) The Neon Demon 12) Nocturnal Animals 13) American Honey 14) Hunt for the Wilderpeople 15) Elle 16) The Mermaid