Of course this would-be-Bombadil looks miserable. He found out he’s working for Amazon Studios.

To be fair, which i don't think rings of poor deserves as it was utter shite. Sam had a west country kind of accent in LOTR. Costume looks shite though for Tom.

Can't wait to see what they'll do with Goldberry. The first Tolkien Transgender more than likely.

So now they’re retconning themselves, that’s not Gandalf- that’s Tom Bombadil! No sorry, too late. They gave him “moth magic” because remember when he did the thing? MEMBER!!! I member. I member that one a lot

He looks like he stepped on a Harfwit and got a twig stuck in his shoe.

For which I am eternally grateful. He stopped the story cold in the book, he would have done so thrice times over if included in the movie. Why they think this will excite anyone is beyond me. After all, the only people that do care about Tom Bombadil, the most diehard of diehard Tolkien fans, THOSE ALREADY HATE THE SHOW!!!

@@ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw Tom is basically another god that drops in for a cameo to flesh out the world an then is on his way. The same way the blue wizards just exist as an explanation that there was something happening before the current wizards.

I don't care what they teach you in school, Bombadil was black!

😂😂😂😂

Fizban?!?

Based

As he is meant to be the personification of nature, he fulfills the role of Mother Nature, so he will probably turn out to actually be trans. Does that help?

Goldberry probably is

That would be Tammy Bumbadildo

Yas

😅

Madame Berry

Harfoots ate her.

Genuine lol.

I hope the hobbits were worth it mom .

I rewatched the fellowship last autumn after years. It was so good

If you don't own a physical copy, they can take it away from you.

They can't take it away from us, but they can punish us for ever having enjoyed it.

The original Anakin's Force Ghost in the original Star Wars. They certainly took HIM away.

They will try.

😂😂😂 I dunno why I find that hilarious

I imagine Herpes, if it were sentient, would find it insulting that you'd put it and RoP on the same level.

Dont insult Herpes....

"Here. Have some more unbearable pain right where the sun don't shine."

@@simonbrehm358 do you know why catholic ministrants (altar boys) have middle parted hair ? Because the Pastor always say "good boys" while parting their hair when they are on their knees.

Maybe in the RoP Tom will be in the teenage years of his being's age length. That's why he's miserable and looks bored!

This is actually his cousin, Tim Borashill

When I first saw the outfit I thought the were doing an Early radagast.... not Bombadil. ​@jimmyfrench4722

Fan-fund his skirts and the queer monologues that are 5000% original Tolkien, as we all know: The real JRR TOLKIEN was Afro-American!

@@rksnj6797 teenage years?! Tom Bombardil is as old as middle earth. But I bet to amazon it still makes sense for a childhood to take thousand of years.

Break the dance! Release the rhythm! - Ravebeard

I don't get it 😭

Don't give them any ideas! 🤫 Or Season 3 will be Treebeards Love Parade

Where's the Ecstasy?

Stolen comment

"Yere a wizard, Gandalf." "And you're a hairy wizard, Hagrid." "..." "..." "..." "Sorry, wrong franchise."

My first thought was that it was Dawn French in her 'Vicar of Dibley' days, wearing a wig and beard, and every time I see it I still think so.

Fizban???

@@BulgyBoar considering the state of ROP, adding in Dawn French would be a major improvement.

You mean a man who does not have a desire to own anything would not have multiple residences? I'm shocked.

Well IIRC he was like tied to the area around the Old Forest next to the Shire, and Rhun is like hundreds of miles away. Sure, why not?

@@christophersmith8316 ‘And now he is withdrawn into a little land, within bounds that he has set, though none can see them, waiting perhaps for a change of days, and he will not step beyond them.’ I would say that he wandered farther afield in the early days when the world was young. That said, I definitely agree that Rhûn would be far outside his bounds in the late Second Age. At some point he came in contact with the Northmen of Rhovanion who gave him the name Orald. He may have gone as far east as the Gardens of the Entwives, but there's no evidence. Elrond certainly came across him in roughly the same region the Hobbits met him, probably in the early SA (I'd say before Aldarion started his deforestation of Vinyalonde).

"Tom Bombadil has a second home" In this economy?!!

Right. He comes off as geo-locked nature spirit. Like the embodiment of the land that became the Old forest.

They thought Tolkien meant Baron Trump.

Yeah Amazon is fouler than any demon of the deep.

Another word for "happy" is.... "gay"...

He was a boss that lived on another level and had a maiden of nature at a 10 waiting for him at home. He wasnt gay 😂

@@ghostman76015 Technically he is, as gay was a word meaning happy.

In the 80s it also meant lame or unliked in slang but I was just using the current day meaning. I understand what you mean.

@@ghostman76015 And also the 90's all the way up to current day lol. RoP is really really gay.

Oh god. Don’t remind me of Radagast.

Tom is a boss and has a 10 at home waiting for him to romance her everyday. He isnt some greasy sloth dirty person

I thought it was supposed to be Radagast too... Had Amazon gotten their hands on him,they would've treated his character with about the same amount of respect that Saruman spoke of him with.

@@janusinitiative3520Amazon treats everything Tolkien with way less respect … I would argue it actually hates Tolkien.

​@@MarcusHCrawfordThe Hobbit's version of Jar Jar Binks.

Or at least a ham-fisted allegory for gayness

100 bucks says that they have Goldie peg him.

The fact that they kept him a him to begin with affirms that they made him gay as a tradeoff

Gay is so 2020 he’s going to be something more brave

Fake news!!! He always was gay just you didn't notice, like the female custodes that have always been lore and guarding the palace's kitchens for ages...

You say that as if that’s a common clip youve seen elsewhere. This is my first time seeing it and it’s hilarious

😂

Just like that poor horse. His heart couldn't take it. Or they DEIed the animal handler, as Amazon seems wont to do.

Yes. Tom had only one master, himself, and although he might respond the entreaties of all free people he wouldn't see the need himself. He was, in some sense, a personification of the world they lived in, and even if Sauron could not overthrow him in his domain, he would have no interest in overthrowing Sauron, and could be safely ignored.

Realistically they could always throw away the notion of him being neutral and retcon it to something else.

Thank you for reminding me the nature of good old Tom. They can do whatever they like. Can't touch our beloved Bombadil!

My personal opinion is that he was hedonistic, he helped to create the land and it brought him joy, so he hung about and enjoyed the creation. Whether terrible or good, he delighted in the working of nature like a symphony, anything else is whimsy and superfluous and would distract from his hedonistic pursuits.

Because the thing

Acktually... The only they are ruining would be Amazon but since the pandemic they have more millions to burn every day.

Nobody watches this crap. It will never be considered canon. It will be a forgotten footnote. All characters are perfectly safe.

You have not seen what the show runners have seen …be thankful

@@proto-geek248 True, but JLongbone's episode reviews are legendary.

@@Hinatachan360 So are Disparu's.

Sitting on a park bench Eying little girls with bad intent Snot is running down his nose Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes

Of course! They modeled Tom Bombadil after Aqualung off the Jethro Tull album. He even has a Bombadil song: "sitting on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent....."

Oh, you genius! With his husband, who happens to be a toll-troll identifying as a trans-queer-whatever minority pleaser. Exactly, how we all remember the books, right? 🤣

Dogs float, so they must be able to look up.

Tom doesn't play by the petty rules of middle earth, he makes the lead weight fly as if it was a light and beautiful ray of sunshine.

@@DH-xw6jp *petty rules of 2020 LA 😆

@@trashfire9641 lol he would look up on LA with the same disgust and pity that Gandolf looked upon gollum with.

He certainly floats, Georgie.

I bet that dude would call blacksmiths ironsmiths cause the former is rayyyycist.

THE FOREST IS ALWAYS RIGHT

No, no this is actually a great match. Tom hates wights as much as they do.

​@@matiashamalainen7965you laugh, but I have actually argued that very point with someone that claimed I shouldn't call myself a blacksmith because 1) I'm white and 2) the term is rooted in -ism

@@DH-xw6jp Did that person want you to call yourself whitesmith? 🤣

Not to mention that the one place that would be closest to 'edenic garden' would be Entwives gardens...still not in Rhun, but in Rhovanion, Wilderland, near Anduin, in place that later was known as Brown Lands...the Entwives gardens got destroyed during war of the Last Alliance. The Rhun is just a general designation of the geographical direction, it means East...so basically it denotes entire eastlands, which are either great grassy plains or "forests unexplored" and the Sea of Rhun is one major feature, etc. in the more distant place are Orocarni Red Mountains, of the east, and there were in the Uttermost East the lost lands of Cuivienen and Hildorien where the Elves and Men had their origin, certainly beautiful lands but still mortal ones and not some earthly paradise (Valinor plays that role). Tom can exert his power over the place, though he doesn't own it, he just works on it doing miraculous things...I mean Tom is the guy that can walk through rain and come out dry :). " Tom Bombadil came trotting round the corner of the house, waving his arms as if he was warding off the rain - and indeed when he sprang over the threshold he seemed quite dry, except for his boots. " This is a perfect example he can use his power to ward off the rain off of him, but he doesn't tell the rain to stop raining :). "'Then all this strange land belongs to him?' 'No indeed!' she answered, and her smile faded. 'That would indeed be a burden,' she added in a low voice, as if to herself. 'The trees and the grasses and all things growing or living in the land belong each to themselves. Tom Bombadil is the Master." Tolkien also writes of him: "He is [as Goldberry says] master in a peculiar way: he has no fear, and no desire of possession or domination at all. He merely knows and understands about such things as concern him in his natural little realm. He hardly even judges, and as far as can be seen makes no effort to reform or remove even the Willow. ... I do not mean him to be an allegory - or I should not have given him so particular, individual, and ridiculous a name - but 'allegory' is the only mode of exhibiting certain functions: he is then an 'allegory', or an exemplar, a particular embodying of pure (real) natural science: the spirit that desires knowledge of other things, their history and nature, because they are 'other' and wholly independent of the enquiring mind, a spirit coeval with the rational mind, and entirely unconcerned with 'doing' anything with the knowledge: Zoology and Botany not Cattle-breeding or Agriculture. Even the Elves hardly show this: they are primarily artists. Also T.B. exhibits another point in his attitude to the Ring, and its failure to affect him. You must concentrate on some part, probably relatively small, of the World (Universe), whether to tell a tale, however long, or to learn anything however fundamental - and therefore much will from that 'point of view' be left out, distorted on the circumference, or seem a discordant oddity. The power of the Ring over all concerned, even the Wizards or Emissaries, is not a delusion - but it is not the whole picture, even of the then state and content of that part of the Universe." Also funfact regarding any sort of comparison with the Entwives: "He has no connexion in my mind with the Entwives. What had happened to them is not resolved in this book. He is in a way the answer to them in the sense that he is almost the opposite, being say, Botany and Zoology (as sciences) and Poetry as opposed to Cattle-breeding and Agriculture and practicality"

It's literally in the first few lines that mention him in the book.

StFU!!! Don't give Amazon any ideas!!!

YOur Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of GOLDENBERRIES !!!

Goldberry

@@diannadeeley5402 wrong! Blackberry!!! (they/them)

Helicopter gender supreme

Yeaaaaah, but if they were alive the rights never would have been sold away to these cultural vandals in the first place, so none of us would have to watch it…

They're too busy glaring at their (grand)son ruining everything...

Just completely ignore media you don't like. Just act as if they don't exist and move on with your life. It's really not worth getting worked up over this. The books and Peter Jackson films still exist and no one will be able to take them away from us. Getting angry over shit like RoP is just tiresome. It's a morbid curiosity that only keeps you annoyed.

@@MisterDutch93 Did you not read my comment? The entire premise is that I ignore it now, but seeing Disparu get enjoyment out of it makes watching these videos worth it. But you're still wrong. It's not like I'm marching down the street trying to conjure up a lynch mob, I give them exactly as much hate as they deserve, mean comments on the internet, then I move on with my day. You're almost as frustrating as they are, getting angry at me as if I spend every waking moment seething with rage and ruining my life over it. Just ask as if we don't exist and move on with your life, it's really not worth getting worked up over this. Getting angry over people getting momentarily angry is just tiresome.

It was surprisingly catchy.

Disparu has put the ditty in other vids to great comic effect and now he has an actual reason to go all out! I was rolling listening to him try Cornish on.

I remember one interesting analysis of Tom Bombadil, emphasizing that wonderful origin of the character and Tolkein's own vagueness of who he was as a sort of expression of how the wilds aren't explainable and aren't meant to be. I love Tom Bombadil because he's entirely a mystery. But he's never a mystery meant to be solved, just appreciated because there exist things we cannot understand nor should expect to. There's more to this world. It's a magic in and of itself, different from the more concrete magic of elves and wizards - it's the magic of awe for a thing simply being the thing it is. And that is, I think, also part of why it is so rejuvenating for the hobbits. The fact that they're going to explain him makes me absolutely die. There's absolutely no way they will handle with any subtlety a character who doesn't have an origin story, is a fuzzy mystery to even the wisest in-universe people, and who seemingly brushes by the grand events of history with just a smile and a song. I half expect we will get a ham-fisted origin story for his yellow boots, and the writers will congratulate themselves for doing something they assumed fans wanted.

Seriously. I always found him the most interesting character in the books because he was an enigma meant to be left alone. The fact the One Ring that corrupts *EVERYONE couldn’t be entrusted to Tom Bombadil because he would care so little about it he may misplace it and not keep it safe, was just so mindblowing and meant to be left as it is. He’s kind of like the opposite version of Morla the Ancient One in Neverending Story as far as disposition but similar backstory

@@LiveFreeOrDie2A Yes. Sometimes exposing something destroys the mystery. Remember the Force? Then we were told about the midichlorians and it sort of took the wonder out of it all.

That reason being that even most fans of the book tended to skim through the Tom Bombadil part. He stops the story dead cold in the books, PJ instantly realized that it was better to skip that part. Not many people like Tom, and they tend to already loath the show.

Well, he left him out for a bad reason, though.

Fizban???

@@SwiftNimblefoot What bad reason is that?

@@ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw This is just not true. MANY book-fans love Tom. He doesn't even stop the story whatsoever... this segment is pretty damn central in Frodo's development, for instance... and the Hobbits in general overcoming their ignorance of the wider-world. The films don't care for this (and ultimately leave us with underdeveloped Hobbits... Frodo faring the worst by far), nor for the thematic/philosophical elements that Tom provides... but that doesn't mean few book-fans appreciate these elements: again, many DO.

I'jj just 'hire' Disparu with views to watch it for me and take the piss out of it.

@@christophersmith8316 exactly what I’m doing

​@@christophersmith8316I'm starting to wonder if that is the real plan. Make awful prequel/reboot/sequel for muti-millions, buy shares of Alphabet (which owns Google, which owns KZfaq), then sit back while ad dollars from independent critics drives profits for the company so the share price goes up. That's my tinfoil HAZMAT suit theory at least. 😅

Bingo!

Congratulations my friend! You just gave me the laugh of a LIFETIME😂🤣 Quite honestly, I feel like you can use that song to describe most of Hollywood these days😂 “Sitting on a park bench….”

@@TheFistOfNuevaYork takes me back to college!

@@nhmooytis7058 lol I’m in college currently and I use that song to describe Hollywood executives all the time. That song is better than the trash we have nowadays *cough Lizzo *cough😂

@@TheFistOfNuevaYork yup they don’t call it Hollyweird for nothing.

Plus most sane Tolkien nerds took the explanation and agreed. Yeah, I'd rather see more of the Fellowship and Strider than Bombadil in my limited time with the first book.

Are you seriously expecting those folks to be able to put two and two together? 😅 They made the 1st season, remember?

Never understood those people. If you have to cut down the book for a movie, Tom Bombadil is the very first thing that comes to mind. Every sane director or writer would imo cut out Tom Bombadil for a movie.

Are you suggesting there is a hole you could fit a barg through in this plan?

"single-handedly"?! So the *actual* Wurzels, *who are still together and touring* don't count then? 🙄 🍄

@@the_unrepentant_anarchist. And this is why I say sarcasm is dead. No matter how absurd you are, there's always someone who will think you sincere. 🤡

I actually don't hate the idea... as a fanfiction

As Tolkien wrote about him: "He is [as Goldberry says] master in a peculiar way: he has no fear, and no desire of possession or domination at all. He merely knows and understands about such things as concern him in his natural little realm. He hardly even judges, and as far as can be seen makes no effort to reform or remove even the Willow. ... I do not mean him to be an allegory - or I should not have given him so particular, individual, and ridiculous a name - but 'allegory' is the only mode of exhibiting certain functions: he is then an 'allegory', or an exemplar, a particular embodying of pure (real) natural science: the spirit that desires knowledge of other things, their history and nature, because they are 'other' and wholly independent of the enquiring mind, a spirit coeval with the rational mind, and entirely unconcerned with 'doing' anything with the knowledge: Zoology and Botany not Cattle-breeding or Agriculture. Even the Elves hardly show this: they are primarily artists. Also T.B. exhibits another point in his attitude to the Ring, and its failure to affect him. You must concentrate on some part, probably relatively small, of the World (Universe), whether to tell a tale, however long, or to learn anything however fundamental - and therefore much will from that 'point of view' be left out, distorted on the circumference, or seem a discordant oddity. The power of the Ring over all concerned, even the Wizards or Emissaries, is not a delusion - but it is not the whole picture, even of the then state and content of that part of the Universe."

Guaranteed.

Or like an entitled drag queen lol

Fizban!?!

@@julesknight1511 It's Zifnab.

Goldberry will be a nine year old boy in drag. If the alphabet people want to claim Elagabalus as one of their own, and claim Hadrian and Antonius as an example of their relations....

A rumor says he is Morgoth on his repentance. The same source that first said Tom Bombadil would be in the show... Not sure if its true...

When did Morgoth repent?

These "writers" are capable of anything. With the exception of good writing.

Is there seriously a romance sub-plot? She spurned Feanor, contender for greatest of the Elves along with Fingolfin, and wouldn't even let him have a lock of her hair (Gimli is super special). She saw the shadow of Evil in Feanor and would never be tricked by Sauron unless the writers were some women in their mid-40s day-dreaming about 'bad boys'.

That cheap wig ??? I thought it stayed on through static cling, like underwear on the back of your pants during a presentation

@@melrobertson2743 I've never presented my underwear or back of my pants. Can you get paid for this?

He was the cautionary tale of "all that it takes for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing". He stepped up when it counted cuz he walked the walk and was a good man even if he was a pacifist and rather eccentric, but they won't have him do that here. This will make him an idiot sociopath and actually a bad guy smh. He'll be an NPC, an ostritch with his head in the sand, you watch.

tom reports directly and only to the goddess of nature. He has no concerns for mortal schemes.

@@rhetorical1488 There's nothing to point to Tom being in service to any of the Valar. He's a complete enigma. He may very well be one of the spirits that Eru sends at the prayer of Yavanna(like the ents), but may also be an independent spirit similar to Ungoliant. He may be something completely different. And he's carefree, not without concern or attachments for mortals and their doings. He certainly seems to like telling stories of their deeds, helps the Hobbits, and keeps a necklace for Goldberry in order to honor she who wore it long ago. Tom isn't some Marvel "force of nature" character. He is Tom. He is Master.

@@Knight-In-Green i will refer you to in deep geek(s) site for that explanation

@@Knight-In-Green Tom is the representation and manifestation of Middle Earth himself and is as old as the planet from which Eru created at the beginning through songs. Which indicates that Tom existed prior to Melkor corrupting the creation of the world and therefore cannot be corrupted by evil since he was created at a time prior when the Song had not yet being corrupted. This theory was tested when Tom held Sauron's ring in his hands and promptly threw it away without a care, not at all affected by the influence of the ring. My point is, 80krauser is correct in that analysis, the sheer irony that a DEIwashing cancerous festering people are going to corrupt the very concept Tom as a character who is the very antithesis to what they themselves are by nature which is 'polluted by arrogance and pride and dark ambition'. J.R.R.T would be rolling in his grave at this travesty.

They’ll probably have Ungolliant in season 3 but instead of a giant spider she will be a cockroach or something

Some rando hitting up Google for a character list for the book series would have a better chance of getting it right.

The Rankin- Bass version? It may depart from the book a good deal, but it holds a nostalgic charm, the Gollum scene is cool, and that "Goblin Town" song= epic win!

@@Adamguy2003 70s

It's still my favorite Tolkien adaptation. Andy Serkis is nice and all, but the blood-curdling wail from Gollum when he discovers the Ring is missing still gives me chills.

​@@Adamguy2003the fight from the pine trees was amazing in the Rankin Bass cartoon.

Rankin-Bass Gollum was voiced by a "comedian" named Brother Theodore who was apparently a horribly unpleasant person to be around. But he did pretty good with Gollum. And I still hear John Huston as Gandalf and Richard Boone as Smaug. Boone didn't need all the audio processing Cumberbatch needed.

What the hell did Hollywood do to Peter Jackson to make him direct a Muppet movie with sex?

@@TheGary108 - That was what New Zealand did to him. Horror and true crime. And not-the-Muppets Muppets.

@@TheGary108 That was well before LOTR. Trust me when I say, when he jumped into LOTR in 1996/1997 (when the first script drafts were written), jaws hit the floor that someone with his experience was going to direct it.

I have friends who are also fans of LOTR (like my husband and I) who just eat up anything RoP. In fact, they become rabid if you dare speak against the show. It's kinda disturbing.

Sadly, there are fans of Tolkien and his works that do like this show. These bizarre creatures do exist.

Fans of LotR aren't necessarily readers of Tolkien. I find it hard to believe someone who reads Tolkien can be this willfully ignorant.

@@juliannewarren5466 I always say there are 2 kinds of fans. Those who like a well crafted story with good characters, and those who like shiny. The PJ movies made a LOT of people fall in love with the aesthetics, with shiny. I daresay they are the people who might still be interested in the show. Mock them mercilessly of course.

@@ChaptermasterPedroKantor-kv5yw I just cannot comprehend why would anyone want to be fed slop like the Amazon's asinine parody of Tolkien.

Or just hire on skill and leave the gender/race out of it. Best people on the best place.

@@Auxius. Yeah... And make it be okay that someone is the minority. Yeah there are some pretty good female directors but they are always going to be a minority, so just let them be a minority and don't force it. There's a ton of fantasy works made by woman, some of it even very popular such as Harry Potter, Elf Quest and Full Metal Alchemist. Just have an open market and don't gatekeep, let it happen naturally. And you know some franchises are just more male oriented and that was the appeal from the beginning, such as Batman, Marvel, Star Wars and Lord of the Rings so... It's probably better if you have mostly men working on it, they will be mostly more into it.

@@MoonPhantom Loved Punisher War Zone by Lexi Alexander starring (the late [damn you clot shots!]) Ray Stevenson. But it didn't do well cuz it was a little over the top (not rly by comic book standards afaic but whatever). She at least was a real Punisher fan/reader and made the character pretty damn accurate, and tried to make a story most guys would resonate with (i think she did) but she never got a chance again smh. Meanwhile all these industry hags keep dropping bombs and doing belly flops and are failing upwards...

@@AnoneemusNoename Fun story i'm from Denmark. One of the best movie Directors we have is a woman called "Susanne Bier." Pretty much every single movie she makes becomes a classic. And of course, she was poached by Hollywood because duh, she made just one tely show I even think starred Nichole Kidman, came back home to Denmark and went. "Never again! That was the WORST! I don't care about the money. That was awful!" .... Which is a common story in Denmark we have a lot of talent, loads of it get poached by Hollywood, and then they come back because apparently Hollywood is the worst place on the planet. Mads Mikkelsen are still routinely making movies in Denmark! He doesn't HAVE too, he's been in so many huge franchises, but he does. So yeah moral of the story, the talented people doesn't even want to BE there. So all there is left is the talentless hags! also wow I didn't realize that was directed by a woman. That's pretty good, it's unusual to see a woman make good action movies and action scenes. I am not saying no woman ever could, I am just saying it's unusual.

The first Wonder Woman movie in 2017.

Is it bright blue though? 🧐 looks kinda dull to me

I still absolutely love that interview where Durin the 4th actor is sitting next to her as she spouts activist nonsense and he is very clearly screaming internally 😂

@@VleesetendPlantje14 - The sad thing is that she does an honest job on the actual show, and is widely regarded as lifting the crud material she was given. But she had to do the woke thing on the PR tour... sad.

Fizban???

@@suburbanbanshee Being willing to do do the woke PR tour is why she got the gig.

This is impossible for modern writers to actually write and film.

I'm waiting to see if Disparu has to rerecord his commentary on Tom Bombadil's parts. Something about a bundle of sticks.

Yeah, he's supposed to be a jolly fellow! Tolkien based him off of one of his sons' toys!

Absolutely agree. Jolliest bearded bloke I've ever seen. I've watched too much Disparu, now I'm typing "bloke" and I'm an American.

The way they're writing? Probably using the books as toilet paper

The pictures were pretty.

Absolutely no reason expect they think fans will want it.

Yes.

"CHISWICK! FRESH HORSES!"

That's a great shout, maybe if the ai learns to do face swap with vocals, we could see it happen...

I think Robin Williams could have pulled it off.

@@bz6046 Oooh, excellent call. Not that I would want the great man associated with this rubbish.

If only Robin Williams was still alive

I wondered when I first saw the pictures omg is that what theyve done to the wizard they cant name, maybe Tom will make him one that looks like his instead

Also knows a lot of lore.

He was very powerful though. He holds the ring without being affected by it at all. And his songs could command the treants and even the barrow wights.

Yep. Disparu is a Yorkshireman though I think from his accent. He probably thinks everyone from down south talks the same.

@@garylancaster8612 Tbf the tv special he was looking at about Cornish accents brought up The Wurzels.

every accent on tv and in film of a slightly nature style person in a rural area down south (ie below Manchester to most) is Zummerzet wurzels, alright my lovelies brizzle accent, its like they think anyone who doesnt live in London is a redneck or something. It will absolutely sound like the Wurzels, and not Poldark from the 70s