" Everyone's favorite topic, child sacrifice!" Lmao! 😂

The only thing worse than having an imaginary friend is having an imaginary enemy

I finally came the the realization that if the whole creation story IS true, then it was a really bad plan. The all knowing all seeing God didn't know how Adam and Eve were gonna mess up in a very short time?

30:21 "How can this be? For he _is_ the Kwisatz Haderach!" *melodramatic pearl clutching*

"Titan Uranus ​​Love the believer, hate the belief" Best comment ever!!!!!

2:17:14 Hey, that’s me! Thanks Paul! It’s always a pleasure to help out the community :)

Thank you all so much for the great commentary and extra info. So helpful. Lots of great stuff.

Satan's Guide was so well done. Great primer.

I'm honestly amused how much this video has riled the apologists. Pretty much nothing revealed in it is remotely secret or new to anyone whose looked into biblical scholarship. Except maybe the child sacrifice thing. Also great seeing all these guys in one place.

Love to see a hang out watching it. Definitely would be a great idea for a live stream.

This video of Satan in only two months has more than a million view and soon will be the most view video in KZfaq. Can’t wait for part two.❤️

Satan(Or The Satan) is a job title, meaning the Accuser. Similar to a modern day prosecutor. Satan and the Devil are not the same

Whenever I read Genesis I all ways thought Satan did not lie which was also confirmed in Genesis but everyone looked at me as if I was mad

Hi from a Hindu subscriber from Nepal. Please do keep us who do not know as much of the Bible in mind as some things that are part of your culture might be unknown to us.

This is so important! Thank you all SOOOOOO much!❤❤❤👍👍👍🌷🌷🌷

Oh. My. Science. I lost my sh1t when josh did his Kent impression, lol. Soooooo good

Im glad that it getting the attention it deserves. I watched it a while ago and was blown away! Hail Satan!

I wandered across that cartoon somehow… I couldn’t figure out if it was to be taken on surface level or whether it was intended Christians to discourage engagement with scholarship. This is very helpful I will watch it again

Mr Falk gives me a chuckle or 2. The apoplexy that he is borderline suffering when anyone mentions Egypt influenced the bible is akin to the Austrian painter's state of mind when the soviets entered berlin in 1945.

I think that Friedman's The Bible With Sources Revealed makes a great case that Abraham actually sacrificed Isaac, based on, among other things, the separation of the sources within the text. It's pretty clear that a secondary source (P? I forget) comes in to save the day just before the killing strike. And what's preserved, even in the text as we have it today, is that Abraham comes down off the mountain alone.

The story of Jephthah always reminded me of the fairy tale "Hans My Hedgehog".

Dr. Josh is so great to listen to! I love that he’s so knowledgeable.

This is the best most honest guide from Satan you're going to get....it's super awesome

Good job Derek as host keeping things moving along and on topic. Otherwise, our collective ADHD would seek the next novel stimulus. 👍🏽

lmao i chatted with "satan" way back when he 1st put that out,,, i told him he had to do another loll. he had NOT gone viral yet but im glad he did **clapping**

This blew mind. For reals

Thank you all so much. Every time I listen I always feel metaphorical weight removed from my back.

I've been waiting for this! Satan's Guide is So Good!!!!

Seriously thought Josh was upset with his wife as he left. Felt embarrassed for him. Then he shows up as Kent. Very well done!

Full doc with feedback would be good. Def intrigued now.

I pray to Satan to block all prayers to God, and he does.😂

a new fun and open way to share about Biblical issues #divinedialogues into #divinediscovery love you guys.

Paul is such a brilliant mind!! I subscribed to his channel! Ways he connects and brings informations is totally on point and exaustive.

I would love to hear your guys perspective after seeing that documentary

Thank you

If I'm not mistaken, Derek, your voice was used in the Satan's Guide video right?

The tricycle in the Jephthah scene was a nice touch.😂

So sad that I missed this live 😟

Satans Guide is brilliant. It’s a great tool addressing the lies of Christianity

Because it seems like every possible approach to theology has been tried, espoused vigorously, documented and debated. . .my little brain likes to come up with scenarios and wonder how long it will take me to find out if and when someone first espoused a given scenario. I was recently wondering (reasons below) if there had been a conception of Christianity where crucifixion and resurrection represented something done (in some way) _by_ everyone (instead of being done by one person/god _for_ everyone). And, in the discussion around rolling away the stone, and the dismay of the Corinthian congregation about their dead not popping back to life right away, I got half an answer. The reason I was thinking about this: System of a Down's Chop Suey. Near the end, it references a famous bibilical scene. And my childhood bible school training, firmly residing in my hindbrain, kicked in immediately and thought: that's awfully arrogant, he's making himself out to be Yeshua. And then, as my mind recovered from this knee-jerk response, I began to consider the potential theologies of that _not_ being an act of arrogance. (Musicological note: I was really only investigating this SoaD tune because VoB had covered it)

Does Tovia Singer have any rebuttals on these issues? I remember you having him on quite often. Just curious

Holy fkn s--t i am cracking tf up that hovid is amaazzinnggg . I am not kidding i wasnt watching my screen and when i heard this mans voice i pictured a kent clip or somethin, i look over like wtf? Nope, its joshs suit n tie ass i have never seen him in that element wow 👌 👏 Josh.. good job man lmaaoo you gotta picture the reaction of someone who doesnt know you outside of your work. Completly off guard lolol great stuff

And God didn't create wickedness, wickedness is a byproduct of freewill & choice that even itself can cause angels to fall.

I had to go watch the documentary and now I’m back. Wow!

I figured out G-d probably wasn't real when I was eleven so I'm baffled by believers.

I really enjoyed the video.

Dr. Josh does such a spot on Kent Hovind I had to look at the screen to make sure it wasn't Kent. Love it.

Thank you so much guys, this was amazing!

Yes please do a deep dive hangout.

Josh's Kent Hovind gives me life 😂

I love Bowen as Hoven! lol comic gold

The exodus happened in reverse. The Levant had been under control of Egypt for two centuries (partly longer), until the 19th dynasty ended. Then Egypt collapsed back into itself, behind the red sea and a little later back into the Nile valley. At this moment we are deep in the bronze age collapse. Sea people everywhere. Huge turmoil. Things have changed. I think the bible refers to "a history", roughly. This occupation was the situation on the ground. It is the right story on the right timeline, kinda. In reverse. Egypt crossed the sea. I think we have all the ingredients. I imagine a time of hiding from the clear and present chaos. Hanging in the desert. Things were on the move. That's for sure. Besides that it's very symbolic.

So use to having all the graphics now that I thought the head in the beginning was edited or something 😆

I saw this video very early and I even watched it it was so good

I watched it a while ago. It was amazing!

This story would just be quaint if people weren’t willing to use it to bring war and destruction on the world, not to mention all the end-of-the-world predictions and the suffering they have caused.

2:04:00 How long is it between when a prophet gets a message from God to when the masses will be able to read it

I was not prepared for that Hovind impersonation. I had to switch tabs to confirm it was Dr. B. Absolutely hilarious.

Great episode! Very entertaining and thought provoking.

Hey Derek, what do you think of IP's response to it?

It was nightmarish to see Dr Falk on MythVision. I thought I might have to unsubscribe.

"But Derek you forgot your feeble secular mind can't possibly comprehend the higher plan that Yahweh had so he must have had a good reason to command the sacrifice otherwise this story would be utterly nonsenseical wouldn't it?" says every Christian ever.

I got a ad for Unmasking Satan 😂.

Pastors are losing their heath insurance as we speak.

Where did ya come from? Where did ya go, lost ten tribes of Israel 🤔

I was so thrown off with the Hovind appearance I had to rewind 😂

I love Satan's guide is so awesome and well put together. I've sent it to so many people as food for thought. Great job on covering and further promoting that gem.

What is meant by p and q and m material? I assume it’s different manuscripts or something but would be much appreciated if someone explains that and maybe some good books or articles to check out regarding it

What sense would it make for god to punish the serpent and all its descendants for something that the devil did while possessing it? The act wasn’t committed by the serpent, it was committed by the devil.

LET MY PEOPLE GO!! 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊📢📢‼️🔥🔥🔥

I knew Dr. Kill had to be part of this bc of MY algorithm. Thank you for the incentive to now watch this.

Would love to be friends with these guys 😭

Can you make an edit with the Dr Kent bit please?

Wtf are you wearing Derek?

*Jephthah was framed by Yahweh* 😅 They didn’t just think Yahweh wanted sacrifice. Yahweh’s spirit was in Jephthah at the time of the pledge. Yahweh honored the sacrifice. Christians, Hebrews 11:32-33 says Jephthah conquered via faith. Judges 11:29-12:3 _Then _*_the spirit of Yahweh came on Jephthah_*_ …. And Jephthah made a vow to Yahweh_

God our FATHER ELOHIM and JESUS His Son are alive. It's man that is living in a world that never existed. IN JESUS'S NAME 💙💙💙

1:23:00 - Glorious Kent! 😄😄😄

I’ve always wondered why satan is portrayed as a lier while in genesis he only said something that God later on confirmed. God to Adam and Eve : « don’t eat the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, if you do you will die » Satan « no you will not die, God knows that if you eat the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil, your eyes will be open and you will become like god knowing good and evil » God : « now that man has become like one of us, knowing good and evil » Where is the lie ? Satan said something to Eve and God confirmed what satan had said to Eve ! So why do we say that satan lied to eve ?

first comment?! wazzuh, mythvision!

Trading truth for a lie.

The end of the world will happen when the sun consumes most of its fuel and expands into a red giant.

1:45:20 this was my biggest problem with the documentary. Don’t get me wrong I’m 100% atheist now but when I was religious I probably wouldn’t have even dared to click on a video with its title. I mean, at the time, I would’ve had the fear of god being in my mind and over my shoulder.

We are the bad guys. But the bad guys are the new good guys hehe.

How many people occupied Egypt prior to the “exodus”. How did that many people survive in a desert without housing options, grocery stores or water? They would have eaten all their animals within a month. 28:36

Satan said, "Satan was right".

Everyone remember.. Satan doesn't lie. He doesn't need to.

I... agree.

This has been in the works for a decade? I haven't even been an atheist that long.

They forgot 42 kids killed by a bear

it is *WILD* for "Dr. Kill" to argue here that people who might "not even be closely related" become "part of a family" through social construction and historical revisionism, while elsewhere denying the idea of fictive kinship... like, dude your cognitive dissonance is like continental plates grinding against each other...

A long stream dissecting the entire Satan's guide is something I'm interested in. This Satan Was Right stream was fun, but there were segments that were skipped. I'm a former Fundagelical Christian who only deconverted eight years ago, after 60 years of belief.

Wow 😳👍

When I doing research on the Canaan it was referred to as "The land of Purple." Now it's just associated with the Phoenician. The bible says, the Israelites wore "Blue/ Scarlet(red) Linen girdle/ belt (Ex 39:29)." When I got to Rev 17:4 about the Scarlet women I was like aren't you talking about your own people, the Canaanites (Israelites and Phoenician) or did they forget. The Bible really likes to divide up people even though they essentially related. I mean Kemet(Ancient Egypt) is known as the "Black land" because of the nubians.

1:50:00. I wouldn't worry about the tone the tone is just right for every person who's seeing it for people who have heard lots of language that was complicated explaining about the historic cities and the all the all that study this brought those speakers to explain themselves directly and that made a lot of things clear for people who are apologists that mocking tone that was for them that hit them they got it for people who are full-blown Christians and wouldn't look at it a title that says Satan anything they won't look at it but they'll look at it for a second and if it's too cerebral they'll turn away but because it was Christian children's songs which is what they have been having their mental Minds mushed into that they accepted it they took it and that's another reason why the apologists are having their heads blown off in anger because they know that their little children that they have created will be susceptible because it's being delivered to them as little children I got more but I'm working

42:00 ish. Could Canaanites have been in Egypt before the Egyptians or before the Egyptian culture became what we know as Egyptian culture? Because I mean if you saying everybody came from Africa maybe the story is about long before. I'm not saying that there's a God

Don't you see!? The blood that gave life will become like poison in the vain!

Somebody showerd up looking like "Jeffrey" Darkmatter2525

The book doesn't show schools, looks like they learned by themselves everything, from food to clothing

I think I love Dr. Josh. But I REALLY love Dr. Josh as Kent Hovind.😆

The video "SATAN WAS RIGHT!" delves into the provocative exploration of biblical narratives, challenging conventional interpretations through a mix of scholarly insights and humor. Here's a summary and analysis based on the content provided: --- ## Key points 📜 **Title Provocation**: The provocative title sets the tone for a critical examination of traditional biblical stories, inviting viewers to reconsider established beliefs through the lens of modern scholarship. 🔍 **Critical Scholarship**: The video emphasizes the importance of critical biblical scholarship in understanding the origins and evolution of biblical texts, contrasting this approach with traditional theological interpretations. 👹 **Satan's Guide to the Bible**: The documentary discussed explores biblical narratives from an unconventional perspective, suggesting a reevaluation of characters and stories often taken for granted in religious contexts. 🏺 **Archaeological Evidence and Exodus**: Scholars and archaeologists find little to no evidence for the large-scale Exodus as described in the Bible, suggesting instead that the Israelites were indigenous to the Canaan region. This challenges the narrative of a dramatic escape from Egypt and entry into the promised land. 📖 **Israelites and Canaanites**: Linguistic, archaeological, and textual evidence points to a significant overlap between early Israelites and Cananites, indicating that the Israelites were essentially a subset of the Canaanite population. This finding complicates the traditional adversarial depiction of Canaanites in biblical texts. 🌍 **Competitive Historiography**: Ancient Near Eastern cultures engaged in competitive historiography, crafting grand origin stories to assert the superiority of their heroes, gods, and national identity. The biblical narratives are understood within this context as a means to forge a unified Israelite identity. 📚 **Power of Story**: The documentary underscores the transformative power of storytelling in shaping communal and individual identities. The biblical stories, even if not historically accurate, played a crucial role in forming the collective consciousness of the Israelite people. --- ## Summary 1. The video challenges viewers to question traditional interpretations of biblical narratives, emphasizing the role of modern scholarship in uncovering the historical and cultural contexts of these stories. 2. It discusses the lack of archaeological evidence for the Exodus story, suggesting that the narrative of escaping Egypt and entering the promised land is not supported by historical data. 3. The evidence points to a close relationship between the Israelites and Canaanites, challenging the notion of a distinct Israelite identity emerging from outside the Canaanite culture. 4. Ancient Near Eastern societies engaged in creating grand narratives to establish their cultural and religious supremacy, and the biblical texts can be seen as part of this broader cultural phenomenon. 5. Despite the questions about historical accuracy, the documentary highlights the importance of biblical stories in shaping the identity and beliefs of the Israelite community, demonstrating the enduring power of myth and narrative in human societies. This analysis reveals the complexity of biblical scholarship and the importance of approaching these ancient texts with a critical and open mind, recognizing their role in cultural and religious history while also acknowledging the limits of our historical knowledge. #ChatGPT4 #deconversion