Sad what happened to her

Seth Organ Cause of “art.”

I was waiting for that one

that's why stephen hated this adaptation

True

Bu kanalda türk gormek guzel :D

@@Omerkosar Stanley Kubrick gibi Türkler 😂

Yeah, I've been reading the book now. Kubrick took like the very thin plot of the novel and threw everything else out. It's funny because they used the movie in Ready Player one, a book I enjoyed which the director also disregarded everything but the basic story

@@VanSwagger did you like it? the shining is easily one of the best books I've ever read and honestly I hate how the movie ruined it

@Seth Organ *whoosh*

Guy got an axe to the chest after flying from Miami to Denver? Thats like dying twice.

Check your snowcats guys

Also "Cut my wife into pieces, this is a ghost resort."

The Simpsons version is: "No TV and No Beer Make Homer Something Something" "Go Crazy?" "Don't Mind If I Do! BLLLAARRRGGHH!!!"

@@margarethmichelina5146 "Give me the bat, Marge. Give me that bat. Give me the bat-boo-boo! Hahaha! Scaredy Cat. Bleaaghh! (looks in mirror) AHHHH!"

@@rdphoenix07 (Marge puts Homer in cold storage) "You stay here until you're no longer insane. Hmm, chili would be good tonight !"

Can’t murder now, eating.

Urge to kill, rising

Elevator, is bleeding. Don't give a fuck if I lose my life freezing.

I literally laughed out loud

I can't think of what (song?) that bit parodies.

@@jimb.7523 cut my life into pieces

@@jimb.7523 Papa Roach - Last Resort

I also loved "So a nice Motel 6."

xPixel that’s awesome

which university

Awfully strange considering the kid that played Danny in the movie, Danny Lloyd(IRL), is a professor of biology at a community college in Elizabethtown, Kentucky. Also the one on the right, Louise, is the one who became a microbiologist. Where exactly does she teach?

The Gaming Hill Dame Alice Owens school in England

"Come study with me, xPixel. We can study forever...and ever...and ever."

That's S.A.D

please do

YAS

Please

Omg yess

Omg, I can’t believe they haven’t done that yet.

True--I guess it came out in 1980, but it really is your standard "That-70s-Dad-joke"

"Why did you name me this way? Why Why Why..."

Thank god I wasn’t the only one thinking that

It was indeed fantastic.

what was the reference?

One of the best they've ever come up with.

@@maxlewis3468 Papa Roach-Last Resort

I lost it at that

And they would probably start the movie with him chasing Danny outside in the maze then cut to "three days earlier" or something

And that far overused "BWONG!" Inception sound interspersed.

@@NefariousKoel yep, every time Jack appeared on screen during the axe chase would have that eardrum rattling BWONG

Boys to men version lol

With unnecessary jumpscare with no music

I do. I'm 17.

I've heard that quote many times. And just now watching the movie I realized, "Wait, his name's Jack. This must be some reference." And I'm under 30, and I'm not from the US, so thanks for clearing that up.

I do. I'm 22.

Probably not many.

I do not, because i'm from Argentina and no One knows Johnny!

KobeSte7 What song is that tune from?

@@gagecole3398 Last resort .

Gage Cole last resort by papa roach

I just want to know which one of them listens to papa roach

@@gagecole3398 Last Resort by Papa Roach

Its second floor

This was the site of blood rituals, an ancient Indian burial ground, and 5 John Denver Christmas specials

Now whenever Scatman Crothers fails to foresee the ax to his chest, I hear him saying in Willy's voice, "Ach, I'm not good at this." God bless The Simpsons and their Treehouse of Horrors episodes.

@@bighuge1060 at least Willie was axed in the back... Which was a running thing for all three of the storylines that Halloween.

@@arp1345 Ewww, John Denver

A joke?so terminator dark fate

You got what you fucking deserve!

Good idea, but I still would love an honest trailer for this movie

Yes

You'll get us all killed, don't you understand, your a mad man

Both!

Starring: The entire transcript of the episode we all just watched.

Its a masterclass of tension

No kidding it’s so boring

Personally I don´t get the criticism of boring and to long, I had a good sleep in the middle and saw a great film full of tension!

😂👍 "its old Hollywood movie made by influential director starring a list actors it has to be good" this thing has made so much old boring movies geeting a masterpiece tag

OK, you asked someone to say it so here it is....... IT.

Terminator 2 yes bring it on.

This x10.

We’ve got a piper down! The piper is down!

Starring "the same Scottish accent Mike Myers does in all his movies."

@@lanceturley7745 Was the first time I recall him doing it in a movie. Was hilarious.

ERMAGERD yes.

I'm not defending his actions, but in the book i feel like its better getting across that Jack was trying really hard to be better and had a ton of self loathing. That doesn't excuse anything, but I think book Jack struggled way more to control his anger and film Jack barely tried at all.

amarantine1323 and I’m pretty sure in the book he was sober, or at least trying to be sober until he learned more and more about the hotel

In the book he was absolutely not abusive- he loved both Wendy and especially Danny too. He was a recovering alcoholic that (until his last breath) tried to fight his demons...

That was my favorite line!!! Too funny.

@@mariannecontrino6297 In stitches, me.

Last time I was at a motel 6 I opened the fridge and a roach the size of a soda can robbed me...

@@dapperfrog2048 That sounds about right.

I hate motel 6

Joker honest trailer!

Oh, dear God YES!

How woke

The Overlook is actually based on an haunted hotel called The Stanley Hotel.

It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and has been the setting of witch burnings, Satantic rituals, and five John Denver Christmas Specials.

or a biger poltergeist house

I love the Abyss

Abyss is a great movie

Billy Ruff I think it has its flaws but it is better than some of Cameron’s other movies.

The Abyss is a legitimately great sci fi film.

The director's cut is Gold!

What is that from? I'm guessing a song?

@@molcatz9634 Last Resort by Papa Roach. This bit made me laugh so hard! Edit: Double checked, and Holy Shit that song came out in 2000, I feel old and sorry I checked! 😂

@@molcatz9634 Last Resort by Papa Roach

It's not an original joke, sadly. Except in the original it said "ski resort". I can't remember what it was in tho

@@bagelbramble7335 I just found out it's been a meme for years! The song even has an entry on KnowYourMeme with the likes "Cut my life into pizza / this is my plastic fork / oven baking, heavy breathing / don't give a f*ck if it's carbs that I'm eating" Now knowing it's been a meme for ages makes this joke even funnier to me, great job Screen Junkies!!

She did bruise his hand a bit in the movie with the knife. How far did she go in the novel?

@@akiraigarashi2874 She actually stabs him, in the lower back, but he carries on attacking her. Albeit a little slowly.

Consider changing your first name to Franken

"Yeah, I think your definition of word play might be too forgiving."

Bart: You mean SHINING Willie: Shhh, wanna get sued?

🎶 *NOW THE PHOENICIANS CAN GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!* 🎶

As Jeremy Irons or Judi Dench?

Also thanks romans for murdering them to last men.

+

Thanks, Dame Judy Dench!!

Cameron Bahls that would be very difficult

STARRING: Momma's Boy. The Main Reason You Saw This Movi- AAAND SHE'S DEAD. All the Other Characters You Can't Name. Go On, I DARE YOU TO NAME ONE. And... Please, Herrmann, Don't Herrt Her!

"HEEEEEEEREEES DANY!"

So sad. So true.

True

Ooh, burn! (geddit?)

If you mean Daenerys, man, you lost like 7 seasons XD

Here's Bailey

"Mr sandman, man me a sand: make it the cutest car door car hook hand"

Mr. Sandman sand me a man; make him so Sandy. The sandiest man.

And yet that is really a matter of opinion, not fact.

@@metro121482 so it goes in art, though the opinion that a cheapass miniseries produced by a good novelist with a poor track record in film and starring the dude from Wings comes anywhere close to the work one of cinema's great masters is fanciful, to put it mildly.

True, but the Novel by Stephen King is better than BOTH !

I like to imagine the teleplay for The Shining miniseries being directed with the atmosphere and scale of Kubrick's movie.

@@metro121482 If you think that the Stephen King approved version was in any way better, then your opinion is wrong.

Then he produced his own TV mini series of it, which has neither an engine nor the looks of a Cadillac.

DreamyWolf And he wrote a book that was better than both combined.

@@skywarp1470 Nobody here denies the greatness of the book.

@@DreamyWoIf The miniseries had an engine but it was housed inside the body of a Yugo and driven by someone who could never get the car out of first gear. In my humble opinion, the miniseries could have been great if not for some casting choices (the ghosts came off super-cartoonish, Danny was basically cheeks, teeth and a stuffy nose, and Jack and Wendy had little chemistry), the locations dwarfed by Kubrick's movie giving the miniseries a "budget" feel (even though it was the actual hotel King used in his novel) and a director who is not an effective horror movie director (despite his past King filmography). The miniseries could have been cut down to Kubrick's running time and the story would have made an excellent movie. I still hope someone takes on this novel again for the big screen, notes what worked for the film and miniseries, and fashions the best version of the novel yet.

PS And a 20 year old Tony dangling from wires needs to go. If i remember correctly, Tony was always far enough away from Danny that he could never make out Tony's features. That beats a finger and a guy on wires in my book.

It brought me back to my childhood. I started singing the song.

Very true once I found RedLetterMedia

Brian Vogel Most real and genuine film channel right now

Brian Vogel Jesus Christ if that ain’t the most truest statement I’ve ever heard. I was introduced to the RLM gang through the nostalgia critic. It’s safe to say that I never returned to that hack.

Nostalgia Critic really went down hill the last couple of years. Now his stuff is kinda hit or miss.

@@FUCKINGENIOUS Meh, he's a solid editor and is pretty funny when he riffs by himself, but I think he got too caught up in the clipless reviews and skits over time.

You mean Shining.

@@NobodyC13 nope I mean the shinning kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gcqUrdyV2JrKd6M.html

@@NobodyC13 Ssssh, you want to get sued?

@@JohnGardnerAlhadis Thank you for getting the bit right.

YES please

"Harriet, sweet Harriet,"

Me during the book: Jack is supposed to be handsome Me during the movie: ok nvm Me during the book: he broke his son's arm and regretted it Me during the movie: holy shit don't make those rapefaces Me during the book: aw he could not kill his own son after all Me during the movie: fuck this shit I'd rather froze myself

I was thinking the same thing about that line.

But like, he felt sorry about that 😅

Yes, and it ends with Jack overcoming the dark power of the Overlook and redeeming himself for his past mistakes by sacrificing himself so his son and wife can escape.

He was battling alcoholism. That’s..... a major running theme of the book. He wasn’t just mad and decided to hurt his kid. He was DRUNK and grabbed his arm too hard. The whole Overlook job was supposed to be a fresh start for the family and his sobriety for goodness sake.

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light?

He stole my balloons!

Say "And where is the Batman? He's at home, WASHING HIS TIGHTS!"

you he will literally say "insert a name"

I Claudius, will wrestle a bear

Cross-promotion is tight!

Yeah, yeah, yeah

WowWowWowWow

And get wayyyyyy off my back about it

"How does that happen?" "I don't know." "Okay then."

Same here. I just checked for a shining honest trailer like 2 days ago because I just watched it for the first time (I assume it's because of Dr Sleep being released soon)

so that means you never understood the Simpson's "the shinning?"

@@daveboden2656 I knew about some things but beyond the 'come play with us' girls and 'it's Johnny' I didn't understand any references

What is this new devilry?

Did you watch it on the same device you use for KZfaq? Algorithms be watching too LOL

STARRING: James Caan as "Wait, there's a second movie?? Goddammit!"

I liked the pop music lyrics for Starring, fun idea Screen Junkies. Also liked them mixing up the formula by imagining what a real trailer would be like.