GOP’s Impeachment Is DOA | Keep Jimmy Kimmel’s Name Out Of Your Mouth

GOP’s Impeachment Is DOA | Keep Jimmy Kimmel’s Name Out Of Your Mouth | Biden’s Young Style

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The House GOP’s impeachment of Alejandro Mayorkas died in the Senate today, Stephen Colbert won’t tolerate abuse of his “Strike Force Five” teammate Jimmy Kimmel, and President Biden is using fashion to shave a few years off his look. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@0019naomi 26 күн бұрын

I can't believe Stephen didn't mention the funniest part of the orange man's truth social post, where he confuses Kimmel with Al Pacino.

@ds7675 26 күн бұрын

The impeachment 😂 of Mayorkas reminds me of Giuliani saying, “We’ve got lots of theories but no evidence.”

@mizzury54 26 күн бұрын

Yet 49 GOP Senators voted to have a trial on no charges. Lol.

@winesap2 26 күн бұрын

And they did it after finding no evidence for impeachment of Biden.

@jcoopes5604 26 күн бұрын

Mitch did the same thing!

@mikekolokowsky 26 күн бұрын

Except they don’t even have a theory here. They’re not making unsupported claims like “Mayorkas is taking bribes from migrant caravans!” They’re saying “I don’t like the way he does the job, which makes it a high crime.”

@user-kb9cu4rl9z 26 күн бұрын

The Repubs write and agree on a border policy, then vote down their own policy so Mayorcas has no funding or resources to deal with the border. And then they want to impeach him. Quite an elaborate setup. Geezus. They waste all of our tax dollars on complete nonsense.

@retriever19golden55 26 күн бұрын

A real fashion icon: Jared Moskowitz wearing a Smurf tie to the committee hearing the day after Comer called him a Smurf.

@gwen3010 26 күн бұрын

Thank you President Joe Biden and VP Kamala Harris for doing a great job for all Americans!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 VOTE BLUE 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

@lizardog 26 күн бұрын

I'll vote for whomever opposes the clear and present danger of the Tr*mp.

@neardeathinsights-intervie6574 26 күн бұрын

If Biden authorizes the banning of Tiktok and continues to send weapons to Israel against the Palestinian people, he is going to lose thousands of votes, especially Gen Z and millennials.

@travisp224 26 күн бұрын

right on!

@JW30000 26 күн бұрын

Rfk 2024

@BlackCat-dm7se 26 күн бұрын

no thanks, Biden is a war criminal and just as bad as Trump

@christophercrowder872 26 күн бұрын

I like how the late night talk show hosts are friends and support each other.

@jenniferjohnson2712 26 күн бұрын

Even seeing seth on Kimmel is just great. I love their friendships. And episode 5 of strike force 5 is absolute gold. 😂❤

@T.E.S.S. 21 күн бұрын

you watch too much television

@jenniferjohnson2712 21 күн бұрын

@T.E.S.S. and you spend too much time caring about how others live their lives. Why do you give any fucks about how much TV I watch? Live and let live my fellow human.

@dash-underscore_name. 21 күн бұрын

Gay

@TracyAdams-ry2fc 26 күн бұрын

“Day off which is good, I’m sure he needs time to rest after all that napping” 😂😂😂😂

@kennethnash598 26 күн бұрын

"For what CRIME are you impeaching Mayorkas." "We don't like him" "That is not a CRIME." "Case dismissed."

@solvseus 26 күн бұрын

GQP: what are you prosecuting the former president for? Not the Dems or Biden, the criminal justice system actually: lots of things with tons of evidence. What are you prosecuting Biden for? GQP: reasons...

@brianclark9110 26 күн бұрын

10,000,000 illegals and counting...good job Mayorkas and Harris...did she find the "root cause" yet?

@tjewett1967 26 күн бұрын

His crime was not enforcing a Border Bill they refuse to vote on.

@glennleatherwood4552 26 күн бұрын

Unless you're Donald Trump, and then everything is a crime

@jjfalarka8837 26 күн бұрын

he will fall soon

@derekstein6193 26 күн бұрын

"Trump Derangement Syndrome" sounds like the way to describe those that support 45, rather than those that are opposed to him.

@lizardog 26 күн бұрын

It's always meant that to me.

@firstlast-tp7zo 26 күн бұрын

Exactly. More projection trying to normalize *their* psychological issues.

@pipedown1246 26 күн бұрын

I said the only people that have TDS is trump and his minions,they stormed the capitol for him, willing to commit acts of violence for him, and willing to go go bankrupt donating or buying whatever he's selling.. Not to mention they'll believe anything he tells without questioning it first.

@vsznry 26 күн бұрын

the uneducated are trying to use beer-hall rhetoric to flip the narrative on us. It's not going to work.

@LeafHuntress 26 күн бұрын

1. that's true 2. but i always read TDS as The Daily Show & that makes their comments hilarious

@gamepapa1211 26 күн бұрын

It's even better when you consider Dingus Con's Troth Sensual post was mocking Kimmel for his poor reading of the "Picture of the Year" category at the Oscars, forgetting that 1) There is no "Picture of the Year" category, 2) Kimmel was the host, not a presenter who reads the winners, and 3) It was Al Pacino, not Kimmel, who read the Best Picture winner. So MAGAhats, what was that about Biden and cognitive dissonance?

@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 26 күн бұрын

Excellent!!👏👏👏👏

@missyyy- 26 күн бұрын

They’ll just pretend it was purposely dismissive. They are so lost in their delusion that this guy is some kind of savior for them… they completely forget that he literally accomplished nothing in office with the exception of muddying up SCOTUS. If he had built that wall for them, would we have this immigration crisis? If he had actually cared about their pocketbooks, would that payroll tax deduction have been temporary? They literally learn nothing about actual policy then cry that the responsible President we have now isn’t going to compromise American democracy to please them.

@camelshitonthewalls446 26 күн бұрын

Yep! Exactly.

@zelma8 26 күн бұрын

Also, the mandatory line is not "and the winner is" but "and the Oscar goes to". But yes, he's a total genius.... WHALE!!! 🤣

@jimwilliams3816 24 күн бұрын

“I’m orange rubber, and you’re glue, every trait I know I have, I claim is really you!” -DJT

@redroo689 26 күн бұрын

Midas Touch has shown that the Bodega crowd were ring-ins from the NY Young Republicans!

@janetstonerook4552 26 күн бұрын

Of course, they were! All these Trump photo op drop-ins are choreographed with paid actors.

@seanyoung9014 26 күн бұрын

Definitely their first and last time visiting a Bodega. 😂

@5m0k3y9 26 күн бұрын

So was the fake crowd at Chic-fil-A

@mariag.8242 25 күн бұрын

They looked like an odd crowd

@nelliekenny9630 24 күн бұрын

He won't go near "ordinary" people.

@kathleenscullion8348 26 күн бұрын

Bravo for supporting Jimmy Kimmel.

@marksnow7569 26 күн бұрын

Speaker Johnson at 2:25 _"I spent hours with the President on Friday; he's 100% with me"._ That should mean he spent hours with President Biden. If he actually meant hours with Donald Trump, referring to him as "President Trump" would have been borderline acceptable, but to call him "the President" is not.

@ElizabethSpringmeier 26 күн бұрын

Seriously these maggots need to stop referring to dumpy trumpy as president...he never was presidential

@kiriuxeosa8716 26 күн бұрын

you know republicans can't tell time They still think its the 1800's over in Arizona They're hoping to gain statehood soon so they can impeach biden

@zelma8 26 күн бұрын

You seem to forget that none of these people recognize Biden as the true president, which is why I don't think that was a slip-up. He really does mean the President. Also, that "president" was asked directly if he would "protect Mike Johnson", and his reply was "we'll see what happens"... on brand!! These people are idiots for still thinking that he cares about them.

@MusicfromMarrs 26 күн бұрын

Agreed, but it’s a play to the far right, to keep their support. He knows he’s lost Marj and Massey.

@andrewkohler9730 26 күн бұрын

He is, like all Republicans today, wholly unfit to hold his office.

@alex35agm 26 күн бұрын

The Republicans impeachment trial was as short as Trump's tryst with Stormy,according to her.

@mizzury54 26 күн бұрын

I see no reason to doubt her.

@thomasgriffith2953 26 күн бұрын

A Tiny Mushroom In & OUT burger! 🤣

@katreades-kt8jv 26 күн бұрын

So grateful to all of you on the Colbert show! My mental health would be in the toilet if it weren’t for your wit and truthiness!❤😂

@lynneelizabeth 26 күн бұрын

"You keep my friend Jimmy Kimmel's name out of your weird little wet mouth" was a joy to hear.

@antoniawe 23 күн бұрын

Lynn your in MY play box GET OUT 😭

@antoniawe 23 күн бұрын

😆LOL

@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 26 күн бұрын

Jackie (Kennedy) Onassis was a fashion icon. And gracious.

@froglady7491 26 күн бұрын

Miller did say his lifetime. He was born 1985. Jackie really was a fashion setter though. From how she styled her hair all the way down to her shoes, women were copying her.

@katalac 26 күн бұрын

That she was.

@thomasgriffith2953 26 күн бұрын

Something Melania NEVER was. She was, and is, total plastic! 🤮

@rheap129 26 күн бұрын

@@froglady7491 He still lied cause Michelle and Barack Obama were in the White House from 2008. Hell, even Hillary Clinton is known for her pantsuits.

@blerdofpeace5329 21 күн бұрын

True!!!!!

@michaelcase8574 26 күн бұрын

Jimmy de bunked every point T made tonight.

@RusTsea196T 26 күн бұрын

Jimmy's intro killed it tonight!

@Xiroi87 26 күн бұрын

Poor Gramps Trumpy has difficulty telling apart Jimmy Kimmel from Al Pacino, totally understandable... NOT.

@georgelabottum7448 26 күн бұрын

Every time I see Steven Miller,I immediately think of Colonel Klink.

@lilsmart805 26 күн бұрын

Thank you for defending Jimmy Kimmel on your show. I watch his show as well. Thank you for being loyal to the brotherhood of Strike force of Five 😂👏👏👏

@deelee1569 26 күн бұрын

"weird little wet mouth" 😂...I'm using that

@patrickmaline4258 26 күн бұрын

where are those children that were “lost” while in federal custody because of miller’s border policies enacted by tfg?

@froglady7491 26 күн бұрын

Good point, although the children are not lost, their parents are the ones who are missing. It is really hard for 18 month old children to tell their captors who their parents are. The parents? They have already been deported.

@apathybronson 26 күн бұрын

Still not with their parents. Weird that the Biden admin just dropped that shit. It's like latino refugees don't matter actually

@ernestgalvan9037 26 күн бұрын

@@froglady7491..actually, children were ‘lost’, as in “we cannot at the moment identify which facility certain infants are. We are diligently investigating this matter.” And remember, anyone under 18 years old was considered a ‘minor’ and housed in different facilities, And yes, they were housed in cages (chain-link enclosures). And yes, older children took care of their younger siblings (one eight-year-old was caring for her one-year-old brother) And yes, many children could tell exactly who their parents/relatives were And yes, many children were able to provide contact information for relatives living in the US. And yes, parents at times could not ‘find’ their children in the ‘system. And yes, this was horrific And yes, Biden chose to continue this situation And yes, Melanie ‘visited’ a facility at the boarder And yes, her coat said “I don’t give care”

@lizardog 26 күн бұрын

@@ernestgalvan9037 Her military-style jacket had the words "I really don't care... do you?" on the back in what looked like graffiti. Tone deaf to the end, but I can blame her for making the choices she made. Chain immigrant.

@Sam-sz6qq 26 күн бұрын

@@ernestgalvan9037....no Biden DID NOT keep the child separation policy. going...were immigrants still keep in "cages"... yep but no separating the child from the aren't anymore

@Beth-zg6gb 26 күн бұрын

Did anyone catch the Lincoln Project’s spoof on the clown Republicans walking those articles of impeachment over to the Senate? It’s hilarious, and totally spot on! Great laugh! 🎯

@tamzinbrown9384 26 күн бұрын

YES!! Spot on!!

@JanetCarlson-zm5ng 26 күн бұрын

They forgot the casket they look like they should be carrying. And it was DOA anyway. 😂😅😂😅

@bhays05 25 күн бұрын

That was funny.

@katthefantastic 26 күн бұрын

Excuse me Miller Time, but Jackie Kennedy was poppin back in the day. She had more class in her pinky then Mel could ever hope for. 💃

@joannefitzpatrick992 26 күн бұрын

Steven Miller saying that Trump is a fashion icon is like the blind leading the blonde.

@juanitao396 26 күн бұрын

Little Miller needs a tissue, to wipe the poop off his lips

@rheap129 26 күн бұрын

We can all side-eye Stephen Miller, cause nothing he said can be true if anyone has lived from 2008 on.

@lizardog 26 күн бұрын

It's like Jeff Dahmer commenting on table manners.

@Hornswroggle 26 күн бұрын

9:50 ... and that was the *tamest* example of fashion derailments... who could forget such classics as "Saggy Tennis Arse" and "Above-belly waistband Golf caddie"

@stillhere1425 26 күн бұрын

I don’t know how you could stop at the tie. “…Expensive bespoke silk suit tailored to look like garden-sized Hefty Bag, and Leaning Tower of Pisa shoes.”

@blerdofpeace5329 21 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 True!!!

@pamelachristie5570 26 күн бұрын

Mayorkas should sue the Republicans for bringing such a frivolous suit against him, and for costing taxpayers the amount of those clowns' salaries for the time they allotted to his impeachment proceedings.

@derrickstorm6976 26 күн бұрын

Yea but an impeachment is not a criminal trial, so it wasn't a lawsuit against him I really fear for this country when people don't know the difference between a lawsuit and an impeachment after following 4 years of nothing but impeachment news

@DissectGibberish 26 күн бұрын

Agreed! The GOP needs to refund all the money used to set up and pretend execute this fake impeachment. Every one of their GOP senators who went in on this stupidity needs to refund the amount of money commensurate with the time they spent on this fiasco. Making them stand facing the corner for 20 minutes is another option.

@onthelake9554 25 күн бұрын

You have to be kidding . They perjured him like 5 times . He's a joke .

@keithblevins484 25 күн бұрын

@@onthelake9554 Just because he gave answers that don't comply with reality as it is understood by MAGA doesn't mean he perjured himself. MAGA lives in an alternate reality where alternate facts rule.

@sheilaboston7051 25 күн бұрын

Yep. 435 people X $175,000 each/yr X hundreds of wasted hours = A LOT OF WASTED TAXPAYERS' MONEY!

@PhilipKloppers 26 күн бұрын

I thought Biden was supposed to be the sleepy one?

@RusTsea196T 26 күн бұрын

Just another accusation that turned out to be a confession. Next we'll find out that all of Donnie's "Executive Times" came with a a turn-down service and a mint on his favorite pillow.

@SN-sz7kw 26 күн бұрын

Stephen Miller. Seriously. How does he still exist on the public stage? So many of Trump’s stooges are straight out of a Dick Tracy cartoon.

@stephenbingham5935 26 күн бұрын

Flat Earth Top.

@juanitao396 26 күн бұрын

Little Miller is an evil, evil man👿

@TheNzFox 26 күн бұрын

because he is willing to yell lies about anything. They need that, because then they can repeat his lies as 'some people are saying'

@suzannarobinson4726 26 күн бұрын

Roger stone, etc they all look like villians from central casting!

@dariovictor6409 26 күн бұрын

He’ll be part of the administration pulling the strings on a second DJT dictatorship 😳.

@r.d.whitaker5787 26 күн бұрын

His description of a bodega is pretty good 👍 We have them in Texas also. You never know what you will find in those places, it's like a treasure hunt.

@ileac7122 26 күн бұрын

I thought “bodegas”were Spanish 10:07 10:07 convenience stores. Wasn’t that owner from the Middle East? So have all these stops @ fast food restaurants & a bodega gotten paid for what he ordered? There’s a lot of talk about him not paying the bills. Curious🫤🤔

@reaperbsc 26 күн бұрын

The word may be Spanish but anyone can open a small corner-store.

@gericummings6122 26 күн бұрын

Barack Obama is a style icon. Period.

@MsJMHS 24 күн бұрын

That tan suit was fire 🔥

@heintz256 24 күн бұрын

Hell yeah.

@Sweetlyfe 23 күн бұрын

And Michelle Obama, they’re are the most in love President and First Lady that have graced the White House, and absolutely equals intellectually. I’m a fella and I think they’re beautiful together.

@boydstanley6925 22 күн бұрын

Straight up trump wife was the First Porn Actress lady ever. This is so Sicken. A Hard Core Porn Actress as First Lady

@mountcomfort740 22 күн бұрын

When America whent from Obama to Trump it went from class to trash

@exilhamburger4802 26 күн бұрын

When one compares Dr.Biden and Melania Trump in terms of style/look/fashion sense, there is a slight problem for the former first lady! She never looked comfortable/happy to be there, while Dr. Biden exudes positive energy in bounds! No amount of stylish clothes or form fitting attire can help overcome that difference!

@camelshitonthewalls446 26 күн бұрын

Exactly.

@PatsySelf-cj6fj 26 күн бұрын

Malania was the worst First Lady in the History of this great Country just like her husband was the worst President we ever had.

@JBond-zf4dj 26 күн бұрын

Imagine being married to trump. You'd always look uncomfortable and unhappy too.

@Yve55 26 күн бұрын

Moronia trump wears clothes?🤔

@zelma8 26 күн бұрын

Happiness is the truest form of beauty, and Jill has that in spades!!! ❤

@Missunderstood103 26 күн бұрын

*_📢 Individual 1 for Prison 2024_*

@barbaraolson6783 26 күн бұрын

Amazed that so many get the joke, seems Americans have become aware , thank God, of the lack of intelligence within Representatives and past Presidents So happy Americans are paying attention. Thank you Stephen Colbert and Team for helping us laugh through the pain.

@QUICKBOOKS1 26 күн бұрын

For anyone still, saying "President Trump", you need to think LOGICALLY. If he WAS still your President, how is he able to run again. 2 Terms Maximum! In your line of thinking, 2024 would be a THIRD TERM!

@dceplay 24 күн бұрын

“Line of thinking” is not their strong suit...

@TheOJDrinker 23 күн бұрын

Former presidents can still be called "president"... just most people with brains say "former president"

@annadurant8844 22 күн бұрын

@@dceplay8

@StudioLB 26 күн бұрын

Colbert is a legend

@neal5068 26 күн бұрын

In his own mind 😂

@StudioLB 26 күн бұрын

@@neal5068 No actually he is a legend already

@neal5068 26 күн бұрын

@StudioLB lol hardly. Johnny Carson and David Letterman are legends. Colbert is weak minded left wing nutjob who would rather be political and petty than funny.

@ddraigmafon4725 26 күн бұрын

Honestly, the GOP couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.

@raybenstead2548 26 күн бұрын

A very Brit saying. Are you a Brit as it's good to know that if you are then i am not the only Brit watching.

@dredknots 26 күн бұрын

And as useful as a chocolate teapot 😂😂

@Jckruse79 26 күн бұрын

I watch from Denmark 🫡

@jomac2046 26 күн бұрын

@@raybenstead2548 Could be Australian, it's a saying in regular use here.

@gazzabnaki 26 күн бұрын

dont you mean he couldn't organise a f..k or sex in a brothel ? from NZ 🥝🥝

@SteveDahlskog 26 күн бұрын

Question: why doesn’t anyone notice that Jimmy Kimmel was not to announce the winner but Al Pacino did. Trump can’t remember or recognize people.

@Steven-pu8ws 26 күн бұрын

We’re talking about the idiot that thinks Nikki Haley is Nancy Pelosi and that she was in charge of security on J6, of course he thought Al Pacino was Jimmy Kimmel. Dementia Don napping before jail time.

@lizardog 26 күн бұрын

Narcissistic sociopaths don't bother remembering people's faces or names.

@alexpadi6464 26 күн бұрын

I read that as a.i. Pacino and I was like "what did I miss??"

@Paul512 26 күн бұрын

He's a dunce..

@Markusewitz 26 күн бұрын

To be honest: Al Pacino didn't announce the winner either! 😄

@chriswhiting2926 26 күн бұрын

It’s disgusting that they call him “the president” like he’s still in office.

@pushinkeys 26 күн бұрын

Don’t see how a guy that wears the same suit everyday could be considered a “style icon”.

@titichartay7216 26 күн бұрын

No it's the diaper revealing tennis shorts that are truly iconic !😊

@antrimlariot2386 26 күн бұрын

But what about the whole Tang thing? The white ears? The white around his eyes? The flip-top ginger hairdo? The bulging diaper bumps? The reportedly pungent scent? The sheer syphilitic aura alone?

@justjane2070 26 күн бұрын

Watch the latest “Lincoln Project” with Trump’s style 😂😂😂😂

@titichartay7216 26 күн бұрын

@@justjane2070 yes just saw it - Lincoln Project nails it again !

@chezmoi42 26 күн бұрын

Maybe in the sense that icons don't change.

@MarcKloos 26 күн бұрын

We need more late night host crossovers! Strike Force Five 🌩️ !

@jcoopes5604 26 күн бұрын

Seth went on Kimmel on Monday, as the jury selection was starting, next week should be good! Seth has had a week to get it together!

@ilikenachosify 26 күн бұрын

What legislative business? The GOP hasn’t done a lick of work for 8 years

@DethFromAbove1985 26 күн бұрын

Why couldn't I find this video last night!!! I need my stories before bed!!!! Kimmel was right on time!!!!

@QUICKBOOKS1 26 күн бұрын

For me, that is where KZfaq comes in the day after.

@davidflynn6790 26 күн бұрын

Stephen Miller, 'Willie Weasel' to Trump's 'Foghorn Leghorn'.

@chrisrj9871 26 күн бұрын

yeayeayeayeayea! * slurping noises *

@lizardog 26 күн бұрын

@@chrisrj9871 Maybe you shouldn't try commenting while you're giving someone a hummer.

@vincebrannon3353 26 күн бұрын

Repugnicants: WAAA! We want a trial too!!!

@skyrocketcoast219 26 күн бұрын

Great show!!! Thanks we need to laugh a bit more about our misfortune of having that #45Fascist/ Menance still not in jail!

@alisonponce8337 26 күн бұрын

It's funny how Jimmy Kimmel gets under Trumps skin. He doesn't pile on nearly as much as other late night host. He is sarcastic and silly.

@annphillips1086 26 күн бұрын

Rump can't understand the subtle ones.

@jimwilliams3816 24 күн бұрын

The others, including Stephen, have delivery that can be interpreted as professional shtick. Donald understands performance. Jimmy’s delivery looks like he is genuinely amused by Trump’s irrational behavior, and his responses are a bit more like teasing. I think that triggers Trump more.

@johnbarlow1428 26 күн бұрын

“I spent hours with the president “ Huh! With Biden? What is it with the US who use these inappropriate titles? He’s an ex president! Never understood this.

@lizardog 26 күн бұрын

Tr*mpists never know when one of Tr*mpie the Pander Bear's minions might be listening, so they pay lip-service any time they mention the Biggest Loser. It's their way of kissing the ring.

@fabigrossi2976 26 күн бұрын

There are countless things we outside America don't understand. Now even less than ever before.

@ryankunst668 26 күн бұрын

@@fabigrossi2976no we don’t understand in the US either, other than that trump supporters are delusional.

@Paul512 26 күн бұрын

Disgraced ex president trump

@RJM56 26 күн бұрын

@@marcosolo6491we make exceptions for teams from The Great White in these "national" leagues when they win these "world" championships. Oh 🇨🇦.

@Zerolink30 26 күн бұрын

And the GOP adds one more loss to their board. How many is that now?

@RictusHolloweye 26 күн бұрын

They're gonna get tired of losing.

@TombstoneActual42 26 күн бұрын

Yes

@scottkidwell3601 26 күн бұрын

All of them?

@OriginalCreatorSama 26 күн бұрын

@@scottkidwell3601 Nah they got one in successfully voting trump into office and the rest have gone to dems. You know the only thing conservatives love more than betting on an underdog is BEING the underdog they're betting on. That's why they can't drop it.

@tonyd.5151 26 күн бұрын

You'd have to express the amount as a limit function... 'as n approaches infinity...'.

@DrownedInExile 26 күн бұрын

2:29 That list of "least secure jobs" was a riot!

@GreatMindsThinkForLikes 26 күн бұрын

Fascists' School of Elocution "IF YOU STOP SHOUTING, THE PEOPLE START DOUBTING."

@peterlund4501 26 күн бұрын

Why is Steven miller not on trail for insurrection?

@DoctorBiobrain 26 күн бұрын

Because the prosecutors don’t want to have to be near him in court. Plus, they know that the harshest punishment is having to be Stephen Miller. 😱

@kittehgo 26 күн бұрын

Can you prosecute a vampire?

@RickTBL 26 күн бұрын

He keeps moving his coffin.

@larry3064 26 күн бұрын

Moscow Marge is probably drinking vodka and cussing in Russian over not getting the impeachment past the senate 😂

@jodyjm13 26 күн бұрын

OK, who else burst out laughing when Miller yelled out "The most stylish President and First Lady in our lifetimes are Donald Trump and Melania Trump"? Best laugh I've had in months. Also, since he brought back "Whale!", I'm surprised Colbert missed the chance to mention Russia's ramshackle attempt at a new drone jammer, if only so he could describe it as "Is potato".

@MariaBareiss 26 күн бұрын

"...Strike Force Five" [insert thunderclaps]

@MayankKumar-so6sr 26 күн бұрын

I am surprised Stephen did not say that Obama has been the most stylist US president of this millennia. And yet he was not as cool as his wife.

@lizardog 26 күн бұрын

Tr*mp's ill-fitting navy suit with red tie is his uniform. He thinks he looks like a sharp Wall Street type, but his posture gives it the lie. The reason his suits hang so badly is the way he stands. He leans slightly forward from the hips to reduce the appearance of his Dunlp belly. That draws the trousers up and makes the jacket swing forward. He wears the ridiculously long tie in an attempt to appear slimmer. The man is a collection of soaring ego, cringing paranoia, and a reservoir of spite and there is no article of clothing that could make him attractive.

@eletakelley7188 26 күн бұрын

Agree totally.

@dancepiglover 25 күн бұрын

I was thinking of the Obamas, too.

@antrimlariot2386 26 күн бұрын

That's one of the best Oz accents I've ever heard an American do - love from Australia. "Eyeluva. Sheezanurs."

@dragonshivers2836 26 күн бұрын

Remember when Stephen used to reach offscreen and the piano guy would give him a sound effect. A high note for the left side of the screen and a low for the right, I think; it's been a while. I miss it 😖

@shmootube5000 26 күн бұрын

i love the all caps and all caps exclamation mark “WHALE!” its fine attention to detail like that which marks a truly great team

@gamepapa1211 26 күн бұрын

Other things that Juror No.4 finds fascinating and mysterious include the Bermuda Triangle, Snake Island, Afghanistan, and the Gates of Hell.

@andmos1001 26 күн бұрын

To be fair, jury nr 4 is the best jury the defense can get

@mizzury54 26 күн бұрын

And Fantasy Island.

@user-dk4ph5wj5b 26 күн бұрын

Unfortunately, it only takes on "ringer" - who is so fascinated by Drumph - that he can't attend to the facts, to let this guy skate. While the world of the sane all hope for a conviction, this could very well end up with an acquittal.

@firstlast-tp7zo 26 күн бұрын

Flat earther, too.

@Terastas 26 күн бұрын

9:30 I will not be taking style advice from a man who stole the suit off of Sir Pentious's corpse.

@JoYoon-yo4qu 26 күн бұрын

I thought that Trump would have gone to a bordello.

@thegrandjinn4275 26 күн бұрын

Don’t forget the “oil burners” and “metal sponges” the bodega’s sell to all the crackheads. 🤦🏼‍♂️

@yurielcundangan9090 26 күн бұрын

The Worse thing is that bad guys think that they're actually the good Ones out there

@firstlast-tp7zo 26 күн бұрын

Orwell’s ‘Reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It is the Party’s final, essential command’ applies here.

@turret72 26 күн бұрын

I appreciate Stephen’s defense of Jimmy Kimmel, but he missed a golden opportunity to use a famous line directed at Trump. “Isn’t it past your jail time?”

@mariahkeuler7097 26 күн бұрын

What I love about KZfaq is that it allows us to watch all of our favorite talk show hosts equally and it allows them to have an honest friendship. I hope he doesn’t keep Kimmel’s name out of his mouth, because it always makes for a good laugh.

@Richard_Nickerson 26 күн бұрын

A style icon? He changed American fashion? How? When?

@annphillips1086 26 күн бұрын

It's the red baseball cap, it's so... um...

@jandrews6254 25 күн бұрын

Maybe he was meaning “fascist”

@c2757 26 күн бұрын

Johnson said he spent a long time talking with the President but then it turns out he's talking to Donald Trump. That can't be the President surely; I thought you had to win the majority of people's votes to be President? When did he do that?

@jessragan6714 26 күн бұрын

He was moving his mouth a lot, but you can't talk to someone's crotch.

@susancrawford2343 26 күн бұрын

In america, the electoral college determines who wins, not the people. Otherwise, Hillary Rodham Clinton would have been President and this shit-show y'all are currently living through would have been avoided!

@Richard_Nickerson 26 күн бұрын

You actually don't have to win the majority of the people's votes, hence how he became president in the first place.

@SurprisedBuffalo-ug3rf 26 күн бұрын

He is only citizen Rump, not President 😮😮

@geschichteistcool7182 26 күн бұрын

@@Richard_Nickersonyeah, that's a major problem with the US so called democracy. From an outside view the US-system is outfashioned, weird and totally unfair. But totally sums up the whole US.

@NigelLouis-he8yc 26 күн бұрын

A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY....DJT....!!!!!

@user-ni1gi8gr9d 26 күн бұрын

A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO DEMOCRACY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GOP/GQP.

@neal5068 26 күн бұрын

You mean dementia joeke 😂

@23_Beans 26 күн бұрын

@@neal5068Trump mistook a dementia test for an intelligence test. Person, camera, idiot 😂😂😂

@ianmccombie2476 26 күн бұрын

@@neal5068we can point figures all day. One day the ppl will realize both suck ass and both are puppets to the rich. I laugh at how pathetic and quickly ruthless we are to comment the next catchy insult.

@phraydedjez 26 күн бұрын

@@ianmccombie2476 Its an age old saying ''divide and conquer'' A nation divided against itself cannot stand...

@alro11 24 күн бұрын

Give me a break. How did MTG get so much power- she is such a traitor

@Russtopia 26 күн бұрын

Love they're all keeping the thunderclap sound after any of them says "STRIKE FORCE FIVE!" :)

@redroo689 26 күн бұрын

Stephen Miller: Style tips from someone who used to wear spray-on hair until he was ridiculed out of it!

@peggyking9543 26 күн бұрын

Yikes - thanks for the memory!🙈

@TheWalkingWrinkle 26 күн бұрын

Speaker of the House is the new Defence Against the Dark Arts position 😂

@carlakinsella3833 26 күн бұрын

Love Stephen and Jimmy ❤❤

@wooksterific 24 күн бұрын

Hilarious. Stephen, you’re a funny man. Love your show from Australia 😊

@justcomments 26 күн бұрын

“I can fix him” killed me 😂

@andyevans2336 26 күн бұрын

Remember girls, unless he is wearing a diaper, you cannot change him…….well then, maybe you might have a chance with trump.

@Darknamja 26 күн бұрын

Now I understand why Stephen Miller was on Fox talking about Trump being a fashion icon. These Conservatives are pathetic. They are always trying to one-up the Dems. 🤨

@neal5068 26 күн бұрын

These Dems are pathetic, bringing communism to your front door

@oceanoflotion8630 26 күн бұрын

Its just more proof in my mind Stephen Miller is a gay honey pot.

@_Lazare 26 күн бұрын

Yup ! He's a little to to ill for me ! Dress him up well Steve ... in stripes

@autumnleaves8553 26 күн бұрын

Looked like he was high!

@lenordbrazil9580 26 күн бұрын

If only they could treat Americans like brothers and Putin as the enemy instead of Democrats its rediculous 😮

@lawrencemills354 23 күн бұрын

Yes! Colbert representing for his homie Kimmel. I love the late night comedy love and loyal ship!! Hell yea boys!!

@Stefan-ht3tv 26 күн бұрын

Wow!! To THROW down your tie like that! Let's me feel you anger and your pain. Cheers.

@techecoyote21 26 күн бұрын

hey Donny isn't it past your jail time

@pennygleeson5029 26 күн бұрын

Has miller never heard of JFK & Jackie?! 😳😳😳

@juanitao396 26 күн бұрын

Little miller needs to climb back under his rock. And stay there. What a worm.

@froglady7491 26 күн бұрын

Miller was born in 1985, long after the Kennedys were in the White House

@rheap129 26 күн бұрын

He's heard of Michelle and Barack though...

@froglady7491 26 күн бұрын

@@rheap129 Really good point! Michelle was First Lady in the style of Jackie, something Melania never could because she never wanted to be.

@froglady7491 26 күн бұрын

@@rheap129 Really good point! Michelle was a First Lady of the same water as Jackie. Something Melania couldn’t be because she never wanted to be.

@cathyleatherman3097 26 күн бұрын

All these cabinet people should leave immediately and never be seen again … led by Trump if he can still walk !

@HandyMan657 26 күн бұрын

That's a pretty accurate description of a bodega. He left out the poker machine in the back and the freezing beer.

@davidmichaellewin 26 күн бұрын

Anybody else hear thunder after he said “strike force five”? 😂

@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 26 күн бұрын

Yes!!

@andyevans2336 26 күн бұрын

Of course!

@heartofdawn2341 26 күн бұрын

I thought you'd make Biden look taller by putting him next to Ron DeSantis, but the Cryptkeeper does have a much nicer smile

@RictusHolloweye 26 күн бұрын

Certainly more natural looking.

@gaypatterson4446 26 күн бұрын

Masterful Mr. Colbert.

@beachvacay3184 26 күн бұрын

“The association invited me” -Yeah, sure Jan. 🙄

@dingalingmasterpiecetheate5835 26 күн бұрын

Stephen... i was in the middle of taking a drink when you busted out the crypt keeper. Now I have a small mess to clean up... thanks.

@keithhaggard323 26 күн бұрын

You should played “ baby elephant walk” as they were delivering the articles of impeachment.

@user-lo5tk3ze7w 26 күн бұрын

A bodaga award! Gee what a honor and i am sure the approached him with tears in their eyes saying sor you are the best

@lawrencemills354 23 күн бұрын

I love how they’re all just friends now. So much love and respect.

@yodabranchjedilife8955 26 күн бұрын

Justice will be served. Rock on!

@MoonDog991 26 күн бұрын

Trump's lackeys praise Trump like Kim Jong Un's lackeys praise him.

@DrSuperKamiGuru 25 күн бұрын

That's not true. Trump doesn't need to threaten his supporters with forced labour camps.

@Nick-qy3hu 26 күн бұрын

I've hear the term Bodega before but I had no idea what it was. Thank you for the explanation. 🙂

@amyjackson8725 26 күн бұрын

It is "A HISTORIC"

@pennygleeson5029 26 күн бұрын

Yay for Senator Mayorkas 👏👏❤️

@richardvinsen2385 26 күн бұрын

He’s a cabinet secretary, not a senator.

@juanitao396 26 күн бұрын

@Crimso6...hmm..O'Neal..me thinks your people didn't arrive on the Mayflower They immigrated perhaps? Agreed with Penny, yay for Mayorkas.

@somethingclever4563 26 күн бұрын

Not a senator

@Melesniannon 26 күн бұрын

@@Crimso6 Hey, you remember that bipartisan deal for increased border security that Biden was going to sign until the Republicans tanked it?

@Crimso6 26 күн бұрын

@@juanitao396 We need a safe closed border. So must be American last with you as well.

@anthony_obrien4080 26 күн бұрын

"Fascinating and mysterious" what colour is the sky on your planet....

@darrenivak4536 26 күн бұрын

Outstanding show Stephen thank you

@Rotter101 26 күн бұрын

Stephen Miller should be in jail!

@bunkertons 26 күн бұрын

I love it when Stephen puts his imaginary items away. 😂