Sequels That Aren't Sequels

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Hollywood makes a lot of decisions predicated on the notion that everyone in the world is an idiot, but there's almost nothing more insulting than when they try to pass off a movie as a sequel when it has literally no connection to its "predecessor" other than the fact that they are both movies. And that really grinds my gear (I only have one).
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Kindergarten Cop? More like Kindergarten STOP lmao.

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@zoehoffman191 4 жыл бұрын

i literally cannot figure out what the age demographic of this movie is supposed to be.

@AleTitan 3 жыл бұрын

Same. How can they write a script and make a movie with no demographic in mind

@hecate3045 3 жыл бұрын

@XieLiansHat 3 жыл бұрын

Looks like it would be rated Teen

@Bonnabelpossible 3 жыл бұрын

@@XieLiansHat as a teen , I can say we do not approve

@XieLiansHat 3 жыл бұрын

@@Bonnabelpossible am also teen

@JoeyPockett 5 жыл бұрын

"Twix. I Sure Hope It Does"

@marlilauren1498 5 жыл бұрын

@imoffended2444 5 жыл бұрын

Oh wow its the top 10 fastest things guy

@casey7160 5 жыл бұрын

shut up 1000 subscribers

@willjchill4274 5 жыл бұрын

are you dunkey??

@5252coolguy 5 жыл бұрын

Hey strange seeing you here. I always forget KZfaqrs also watch KZfaq.

@thatguy4996 2 жыл бұрын

I like how Danny speaks so highly of La Croix and Drew’s slogan for it is “Just don’t drink it” Ive found the difference between Drew and Danny

@siiiygoofymood6620 2 жыл бұрын

No there is no drew or Danny is just Danny gooden

@insertname8506 2 жыл бұрын

@@siiiygoofymood6620 no there is only kurtis

@EclipseINF 2 жыл бұрын

Dude don't say that publicly! THEY will come for you! And when they do, they'll silence your friends and family, but they won't kill you. They'll torture you, interrogate, and pick you apart, looking for any difference between you and a normal person. Then when they find it, they'll finally put you out of your suffering. And then, they'll take thousands more to see how common it is. Thousands will die if you say that again. Spread it quietly, or not at all, and you and everyone you care about will survive.

@iknowyoursearchhistory 2 жыл бұрын

guys I think he’s dead

@daliilars3350 Жыл бұрын

I like to think LaCroix's best shoot was in Teamskeet. She looked so good and took it hard.

@rowanzephyr Жыл бұрын

as the son of a preschool teacher, you'd be surprised at the stuff parents send for their kids' lunch. two pieces of plain tofu is extremely accurate

@walkerlewis3869 11 ай бұрын

*Insert "I want to like but 69 likes" comment here*

@TheImmenseFence 4 жыл бұрын

The love interest could have acted as a kid in the first one lmao

@ivarberkman8907 4 жыл бұрын

That would have been a messed up twist if her character was a kid in the first movie

@queenoffabulous2156 4 жыл бұрын

Thats the worst part, she wouldnt have been old enough to be in the first one

@shadow_dudz1436 4 жыл бұрын

QueenOfFabulous 2 words jesus christ you know what 4 words jesus goddamn fucking christ

@jeremyud 4 жыл бұрын

@@queenoffabulous2156 She's about a year or two younger than Miko Hughes, who was in the first one.

@nadinebeatrice1250 4 жыл бұрын

TheImmenseFence that’s scary, didn’t think ab this before

@emilybrooke1634 5 жыл бұрын

that sponsor placement though

@sera_sarzad 5 жыл бұрын

Genius

@nidyateran8477 5 жыл бұрын

I think I fell in love

@kennethhunter6934 5 жыл бұрын

I saw you on Danny Gonzalez' video on conspiracy theories. IS THIS PROOF OF TIME TRAVEL?!?

@MajorJack92 5 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic

@buniondaas2428 5 жыл бұрын

"is good candy bar"

@aristired6252 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Dolph Lundgren went from an engineer in Sweden with a Master’s degree in Australia, to a European karate champion, to a scholar at MIT with a Fulbright scholarship, to the star of Rocky IV, to the star of Kindergarten Cop 2. He really peaked in 2016.

@cupriferouscatalyst3708 Жыл бұрын

I used to do karate at the same dojo he once practiced at, there were pictures of him EVERYWHERE

@calvinwilson3617 Жыл бұрын

He also plays thundergun in its always sunny 😂

@NyQuilDonut 11 ай бұрын

Sylvester Stallone was the star of Rocky 4 lol.

@bdanibeeb 9 ай бұрын

@@NyQuilDonut ...I disagree 😆

@NyQuilDonut 9 ай бұрын

@@bdanibeeb The real star was Paulie's robot.

@TheShadowcreator Жыл бұрын

Her: "Most guys wanna meet up for drinks then have sex." Him: *Pours the wine for her*

@calebwany8422 9 ай бұрын

It's a dumb shit test

@jaysahunter256 3 жыл бұрын

He’s literally old enough to be her father

@MeltingMellons 3 жыл бұрын

Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng Big daddy

@Nigarj 3 жыл бұрын

Drew isn't that old. /J

@goghballs8938 3 жыл бұрын

@Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng It's called a joke

@ViVi-ev3rx 3 жыл бұрын

Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng it was a very john mulaney esque joke and i laughed

@ViVi-ev3rx 3 жыл бұрын

Adrienette Agreste Dupain-cheng also for future reference "/J" means its a joke and "/S" means it's sarcasm because it's hard to tell on the internet

@obligatedorb5202 5 жыл бұрын

The only thing this movie is missing is a sprinkle fight

@anyalaASMR 5 жыл бұрын

a cgi sprinkle fight

@Chriss-oy2nk 5 жыл бұрын

And missghetti...

@deannaw9128 5 жыл бұрын

Omg yes. Fucking CGI

@abeyg7781 5 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@abeyg7781 5 жыл бұрын

Chriss70703 ikr

@wadewatts2861 2 жыл бұрын

The chemistry is palpable, you can palp it.

@NotASummoner 2 жыл бұрын

Chemistry? Like his masters?

@zombiecat1 2 жыл бұрын

It is able to be palped

@ashikjaman1940 2 жыл бұрын

So much Palp it's in a Star Wars movie

@urmom-zh6zs Жыл бұрын

the chemistry is palpatine!

@ZiggyStardust-yy1zd 10 ай бұрын

@@urmom-zh6zs DEWIT!

@4r4chn1da33 Жыл бұрын

As someone who’s deathly allergic to both tree nuts and peanuts, the screaming thing is uncomfortably accurate. The amount of times I had to explain to my classmates it’s only dangerous if I come in contact with the nut is insane

@ObsessedwithZelda2 3 ай бұрын

At my school they told us that nobody should bring peanut anything to lunch as if anyone allergic smelled it, it may kill them? This was highschool. Is that not a thing 😅 I just accepted it all this time

@4r4chn1da33 3 ай бұрын

@@ObsessedwithZelda2 from what I know, there are some people who can flare up by smelling nuts, but I don’t think there’s many people who could die just from the smell. But considering the risks of Cross-contamination I do support the decision to ban peanuts all together to fully avoid the risk. But as someone with severe allergies, I do wish that allergies would be taken much more seriously and that there would be much better education about them.

@ObsessedwithZelda2 3 ай бұрын

@@4r4chn1da33 Thanks for the extra info!

@jadelan9549 4 жыл бұрын

This is the 60-year-old white man equivalent of a self-insert Wattpad fic

@monthly.girls.digital8728 4 жыл бұрын

This comment slapped me in the face with truth

@abbycampos. 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, you're right

@meghansullivan6812 3 жыл бұрын

Y/n :)

@derangedyarn6544 3 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes I am a 60 year old white man and not a biracial nonbianary teenager

@maahaabdulmatheen7181 3 жыл бұрын

you say that like self insert wattpad isnt all just reprises of modern day dantes inferno,,,, which is essentially the holy grail of all self insert fics

@salliekatew8617 4 жыл бұрын

“I hate this. I hate this scene. I hate this movie. I want it to end.” - Drew Gooden 2019

@joshdeveaux6936 4 жыл бұрын

Didnt need to be quoted

@strongmoon1 4 жыл бұрын

“Didn’t need to be quoted.” - Josh deveaux

@joshdeveaux6936 4 жыл бұрын

@@strongmoon1 now that's an example of something that did need to be quoted

@chickenalpaca0332 4 жыл бұрын

“now that’s an example of something that did need to be quoted” - Josh deveaux

@_FamousQuotations 4 жыл бұрын

We can all remember that quote from last year by bookmarking this! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y5-dl8VnnLKyk4k.html

@lordcorporal4247 Жыл бұрын

As a collector that scene where he broke his toys and everyone smiled hurt me to my very core.

@kyakatz7855 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Dolph was a guest on the first episode of the Eric Andre Show. And Arnold Schwarzenegger was on the third.

@zaina5127 8 ай бұрын

i thought jack black was the first

@kyakatz7855 8 ай бұрын

@@zaina5127 I don’t think Jack Black came on until Season 4

@zaina5127 7 ай бұрын

@@kyakatz7855 oh damn, i coulda sworn he was the celebrity guest s1 ep1 lo. idk why i choose not to google it, him being the first is just a belief i hold lmao

@simonemillsap2346 4 жыл бұрын

wait why does the chalkboard say “kindergarten” as if we’d get confused and think it’s highschool

@penguinside6728 4 жыл бұрын

Wait your telling me this isn't high school

@ryeyumi 3 жыл бұрын

@@penguinside6728 tf i thought this was college??

@illumi3588 3 жыл бұрын

ryeyumi what? it’s clearly grad school??

@ryeyumi 3 жыл бұрын

@@illumi3588 nah nah nah its definetly a retirement home

@tacobanana6538 3 жыл бұрын

@@ryeyumi thought it was a graveyard

@murphy7333 5 жыл бұрын

i really hope dolph’s middle name is finn

@dudephillips 5 жыл бұрын

Or just inn.

@nerecelotter1531 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@fabianatrindade56 5 жыл бұрын

Funny 😐

@donyadarougar4527 5 жыл бұрын

Dolph in lun grin!! 😂

@spiny7560 4 жыл бұрын

Or his middle initial starts with N. Dolph N

@Eleanorscatmom Жыл бұрын

One thing I will defend in the Kc2, When the female teacher claps and they all sit, that totally happens when kids fear the authority of a teacher. I helped at my step moms S.E. preschool class. She stepped aside to use the restroom so of course they all decided to act out to test me and my sign language skills heh. She walked into the room and did some rhyme they all knew and boom they're all sitting in a circle lol. I still know the sign language for "sit and listen or no playing on the orange slide" by heart, I had a little guy that didn't need sugar to act out haha.

@Jartran72 Жыл бұрын

How very cute :)

@glsssm9575 Жыл бұрын

That's so precious 🥺 How are the kids doing now?

@Eleanorscatmom Жыл бұрын

@@glsssm9575 I can't get a ton of info due to my dad's divorce but before that I had been told he was a proud graduate of the program at 5th grade. So he must be doing pretty darn well. Or maybe his mom bought an orange slide to use as a communication bribe. I wouldn't have blamed her either way I hope he's doing well.

@koiifsh Жыл бұрын

as a kid whose mom is a teacher and was able to see her at work due to her being a teacher at my school, i can attest to this

@TheDawnofVanlife 4 ай бұрын

The sugar thing is mostly a myth. I mean it’s not good for you, but they did a test once with sugar and fake sugar, turns out groups of kids with other kids and toys in a room are mostly naturally hyper under those conditions. And if they don’t think the grownup in the room has control will basically act like little brats, even normally well behaved kids. Also, my grandma ran a day care and there was basically a chant she had that instantly called all of us to attention. Can’t remember it, but she started it, we kids finished it and all sat down knowing playtime was over.

@aqueousErbium 2 жыл бұрын

It's almost like the FBI doesn't hire people from diverse backgrounds and totally has no capable agents with a background in education. I want a Kindergarten Cop reboot where it's the opposite situation: a kindergarten teacher needs to save the day and becomes an FBI agent and is played by Idris Elba.

@KaitouKaiju Жыл бұрын

Maybe he becomes an MI6 agent instead...?

@drawingsticks5333 Жыл бұрын

Finally a movie where it would be realistic to see everyone throw themselves at him

@aIchemizedlemniscate Жыл бұрын

Homestuck spotted

@aqueousErbium Жыл бұрын

@@aIchemizedlemniscate Hey! You might be right, but it still hurts.

@Eleanorscatmom Жыл бұрын

Now that I would watch. Is it bad I want him to do the not a tumor line in his British accent?

@MagyarGaben 3 жыл бұрын

"I am Super Hot Mom" "I am Smoking Hot Mom" *"And we are not the same person"*

@femcelfootjob 3 жыл бұрын

i read this to the rhythm of the "and you're watching disney channel" thing

@ICTON123 3 жыл бұрын

"We may have similar lives" "We may have similar wives" "Wait what?"

@lolaishotasf 3 жыл бұрын

We may have similar lives We may be similar wives But we are different none the less

@HaHaHaLMFAOtv 3 жыл бұрын

Lol I red this how Welsh twins would have said it 🤣🤣🤣

@TaurusWitch29 3 жыл бұрын

@@HaHaHaLMFAOtv me too!!!!! Haha!!! They are my obsession 🌙🌙

@TheKewlPerson 5 жыл бұрын

The Kindergarten kids are closer in age to the teacher love interest than the main character...

@lilybrass9yearsago264 5 жыл бұрын

TheKewlPerson omg

@kitchensinkchronicles3272 5 жыл бұрын

you're right and it hurts

@nezbut7 5 жыл бұрын

this fucked me up

@jay.hartman1789 5 жыл бұрын

Let's see, dude is 61. The girl is 31. So that's a nice easy 30 year age gap. Kids are like 10-11 years old so... >math stuff, brain smokes, and other dysfunctional noises< roughly a 20 year age gap... Holy shi--

@misseli1 5 жыл бұрын

Jay Bloodworth wait, but since they're in kindergarten, wouldn't they be between 5 or 6 years old? I mean that would still make them only 25 years younger than the female teacher. Which is less than 30 year age gap between her and Dolph.

@ChrisHarperBooks Жыл бұрын

Man, the sheer ton of makeup they have him in to try and convince you he did not just do a runner from the old folks home, makes him look like his face is melting every time even the barest amount of light hits it.

@TheJunmengo 2 жыл бұрын

I'm truly convinced this movie was written with Jason Momoa in mind to play the Kindergarten Cop, but he obviously didn't accept But they say fuck it and didn't bother to rewrite it

@Alex-fv2qs 2 жыл бұрын

Apparently it was planned for Schwarzenegger, at least that's kinda what wikipedia says

@sonofaspyder3000 Жыл бұрын

JASON MOMOA WOULD HAVE BEEN AMAZING

@gloosey_ 3 жыл бұрын

Just realised that the main guy looks like an ancient Jake Paul mixed with a squished Gordon Ramsey.

@em7178 3 жыл бұрын

BAHHAHAH

@missrelaxed3872 3 жыл бұрын

Bahaaaaahaaaa Lolol

@auri2773 3 жыл бұрын

Very accurate description

@sophie5967 3 жыл бұрын

Why does this make so much sense

@opinderjitkaur4649 3 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t have said it better myself

@robbiehope4963 5 жыл бұрын

Poor Amanda, since Drew got that Arnold cut out she has to sleep on the couch.

@PHDL1295 5 жыл бұрын

no I believe it's because she's somewhere in Afghanistan now :(

@robbiehope4963 5 жыл бұрын

@@PHDL1295 At least he has Danny and the Paul brothers to keep him company while she is away.

@robbiehope4963 5 жыл бұрын

@@babitferreira They just like to cuddle.

@brettvv7475 5 жыл бұрын

Nah, cardboard Arnold is totally bangin' her.

@teamflare1997 Жыл бұрын

@@robbiehope4963 LOGAN PAIL?!

@YouTubeaccoubr Жыл бұрын

7:20 The tofu explodes cause it's been in the microwave for too long? Does the microwave not turn off after the selected time ?

@MaryElizabeth611 8 ай бұрын

imagine auditioning for super hot mom and then you get cast as hot mom

@kvonk125 5 жыл бұрын

he better name part 2 of this “sequels that aren’t sequels: the sequel”

@Tai112336 5 жыл бұрын

And Danny Gonzalez should host it, as Drew

@carliehope8929 5 жыл бұрын

@@Tai112336 100% Agree.

@julieking6533 5 жыл бұрын

And the third could be “the sequel that isnt the sequel to the sequel” lol

@carliehope8929 5 жыл бұрын

@@julieking6533 And the cardboard as Drew/Danny!

@bigtyronemusic 5 жыл бұрын

he won't be making it, danny will. that way, it will make it a sequel that isn't a sequel.

@dorianpavus9030 5 жыл бұрын

He looks like a microwaved Gordan Ramsey

@joyware4272 5 жыл бұрын

Aya the Fox he could never replace Arnold Schwarzenegger my KING

@gravyo5124 5 жыл бұрын

Aya the Fox why is that so accurate

@tecnogadget2 5 жыл бұрын

Dont disrespect the boss.

@almantaszaveckas4314 5 жыл бұрын

More like fried Gordon Ramsay

@greasyjim5644 5 жыл бұрын

I love this comment

@saintarkweather Жыл бұрын

If nothing else the part where all the kids flipped out because of one kid with a peanut allergy was definitely accurate.

@yelhsasokolova8561 Жыл бұрын

I used to be a lunch monitor for an elementary school, and you'd be surprised at the amount of kindergarteners I had that would actually eat raw vegetables for lunch, no dip or anything. Just straight up lettuce. Straight up bell peppers. Straight up broccoli.

@1ndiasmusic 9 ай бұрын

Yeah, I used to bring half a watermelon, a capsicum, and a cucumber, and that’d be my lunch in school. Or baby carrots and green beans

@statementofjoespooky1660 9 ай бұрын

@@1ndiasmusicTIL that bell peppers are also called capsicums! I love bell peppers and still eat them all the time as an adult. They’re a great snack for when it’s too close to dinner time to eat something big, or for when you just want something a little sweet. My favorites are the mini ones.

@Bwuniko 4 жыл бұрын

Sequels that aren’t sequels Home alone 3 , 4 and 5

@McNabbot 4 жыл бұрын

I stand by the fact Home Alone 3 is a hidden gem.

@emilyelizabeth5911 4 жыл бұрын

McNabbot it’s an underrated classic

@aorchiesiddiqui1947 4 жыл бұрын

Home Alone 3 is prolly my favourite out of all of them. It's so freaking underrated

@riverxxx1421 4 жыл бұрын

@@aorchiesiddiqui1947 honestly, facts

@gistvisions 4 жыл бұрын

I stand behind Home Alone 3 actually being kinda decent

@jessicaw725 4 жыл бұрын

okay but imagine being listed as 'hot mom' in the credits and feeling honored and then realizing that someone else got listed as 'super hot mom'

@Emfen1 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao yeah, disappointment😔 Also, 69th like, nice! 😏🤣

@Emfen1 4 жыл бұрын

@Puppetboy fun Uhhh I don't think I'm in the right to tell you... AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND YOUR OWN SAFETY DO NOT LOOK IT UP

@shadybeashooketh1911 4 жыл бұрын

@Puppetboy fun lol i think you should leave

@shadybeashooketh1911 4 жыл бұрын

@Puppetboy fun lmao

@jdiamond1952 4 жыл бұрын

Jessica W so I’m down with Drew and all that. But I feel like he is John Mulaney Lite. If you catch my drift.

@andriu121212 2 жыл бұрын

the final shot with the pig is probably the best shot ever in cinematic history

@adeadarcadia Жыл бұрын

Admittedly the whole "too adult for children, too childish for adults" could prolly be said about the original. Like that movie would jump from kid's humor to Arnie's star witness dying from spike heroin"

@bootyman20 4 жыл бұрын

It feels like they wrote it for a hot young guy (like terry crews or chris hemsworth) but then couldn’t afford it so they just got Dolf and pretended that he wasn’t 200 years old.

@breanne923 3 жыл бұрын

123rd like

@gennasantaquilani4863 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@rosiedumarsais6667 3 жыл бұрын

terry crews is not young 😂

@devindalton4688 3 жыл бұрын

@@rosiedumarsais6667 Black don't crack

@kirbwarriork3371 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it definitely feels like the character is supposed to be half as old as the actor.

@coopergoss350 5 жыл бұрын

drew i want a shirt that says pants

@keremhakyemez6343 5 жыл бұрын

makes sense

@sethskiles7262 5 жыл бұрын

Lets make this top comment

@mevia3518 5 жыл бұрын

562 likes... 3 replies

@aelix56 5 жыл бұрын

I don't

@shyguitargirl 5 жыл бұрын

MAKE THE DAMN MERCH

@crystalgoddess4085 Жыл бұрын

Sugar doesn't actually make kids hyper, it's actually a very good example of the placebo effect, they think that's what it should do, so lo and behold, that's what happens.

@roobee1234 2 жыл бұрын

15:22 is so funny to me I can't get over it

@_zoom606 Жыл бұрын

Bro the pig is vibing lmao it’s the only good part in the movie 😂

@emmymarlene5022 4 жыл бұрын

Are we just sleeping on the fact that Drew has a cardboard cutout of Arnold in a speedo

@artoriapendragonidilfitri7414 4 жыл бұрын

Wait... You don't have one?.

@thebugkid4000 4 жыл бұрын

I thought everyone was suppose to have one I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD ONE!

@saintfisuto1072 4 жыл бұрын

I think mine's pregnant.

@cameryn7811 4 жыл бұрын

Saint Fisuto well, mine has kidney stones

@frufbot2593 4 жыл бұрын

i mean my mom got a full sized cut out of an actor which stood in the corner of our living room so... can't be that weird lol

@urmumshroom7064 3 жыл бұрын

The age difference between them is even larger than the age between me and my parents.

@owengratzer2366 3 жыл бұрын

I hope so

@dannydevito7000 3 жыл бұрын

My parents are younger than me.

@izzy4791 3 жыл бұрын

@@dannydevito7000 WTF

@hellothere5838 3 жыл бұрын

@@dannydevito7000 i agree with this statement.

@zachmealer 3 жыл бұрын

Your parents loved the movie. They can still quote 1 or 2 lines from it...... You should love it, too... You can watch it together.

@roobee1234 2 жыл бұрын

15:16 the most movie teacher hair is a bun with 2 pencils holding it together

@scouting598 Жыл бұрын

“It’s been five fucking days” same thing that I said when I read Romeo and Juliet

@tesso200497 4 жыл бұрын

Sequels that aren’t sequels: “Grease 2” “Titanic 2” “Mean Girls 2”

@m.m9076 4 жыл бұрын

Tess you gotta appreciate their commitment to making titanic two. They had to make and sink a whole new massive ship just to make sure the movie is based on real life

@ghakol 4 жыл бұрын

wtf would "Titanic 2 "even be about?

@repetitivefunction 4 жыл бұрын

@@ghakol the skeletons in the sunken titanic start reenacting the original titanic

@gothclown9013 4 жыл бұрын

all i remember about titanic 2 is that i watched it with my friend when i was like 10, and there's this scene where the best friend of the main character like tragically dies and it made me cry because i was afraid that might happen to us too lmao

@gothclown9013 4 жыл бұрын

@@ghakol it's been a while since i watched it, but it's literally about a cruise ship called TITANIC 2, and the guy that constructed it KNOWS that something during the construction went wrong and that it's technically not able to swim, yet he let's it sail anyway bc he's like a money hungry business guy or something....and then everyone on the ship dies as you'd expect

@tashak2275 4 жыл бұрын

She was ten when he was forty

@annabellewhitener 4 жыл бұрын

omg EW 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@cassius1078 4 жыл бұрын

More like 400

@seigeengine 4 жыл бұрын

I'll be honest. You're the type of trash that would lynch somebody.

@seulgiflrt9396 4 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@abigaildespina4689 4 жыл бұрын

It just makes me wonder why anyone thinks, say, Dick Van Dyke's marriage is okay when he was 60 while she was in highschool.

@frankbenham1745 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact! Dolph Lundgren received a master's degree in chemical engineering. He's extremely intelligent and he legitimately knows martial arts. Edit: I don't know the rating of this movie, but despite the first movie having a bunch of kids it was rated R.

@Annikidiary 4 ай бұрын

I would say he knows martial art pretty well since he won the European championships more than once

@charlesbronson2926 2 жыл бұрын

"Middle aged men taking care of older men" could be the plot of an entirely different kind of movie

@Carl6386 3 жыл бұрын

He was literally 30 when the girl who he’s kissing was born.

@3daniku 3 жыл бұрын

ew😐

@aliafreya524 3 жыл бұрын

EW WTH

@felixlewis117 3 жыл бұрын

there's a couples gravestone (like they were buried next to each other) and the dude was 48 when his wife was 16. 32 when she was born if that's not f**cked up, then i don't even know

@michalifrah2074 3 жыл бұрын

Now he's 63 and his fiancee is 24 😂

@bossfrog 3 жыл бұрын

The actors actually kissed for that shot 🤢

@leya8988 4 жыл бұрын

the only chemistry in this whole movie is the dude and the twix bar ngl

@misssinisterseventy1553 3 жыл бұрын

Naw man, Drew and Arnold were kinda vibing

@jackcassidy9963 3 жыл бұрын

Is good candy bar

@icookchildrenandeatthem2682 3 жыл бұрын

It's just my thing

@Sky-bx9mn 5 ай бұрын

26 years... perfect opportunity to create a sequel using one of the kids from the first movie.

@totallynotphoenixwright 2 жыл бұрын

4:32 broke my heart b/c ... BRO he played Drago in Rocky IV...

@totallynotphoenixwright 2 жыл бұрын

4:48 ok im good now

@weiwei4804 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine he makes another video called “sequels that aren’t sequels 2” and just makes an entirely different vid

@naz4488 3 жыл бұрын

Oh holy shit that's genius

@RAIZENRAJESH 3 жыл бұрын

nah it would be Sequels That Aren't Sequels (The Sequel) Edit: ok

@emiliew5553 3 жыл бұрын

that would be crazy

@kkid2747 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@tryzsta 3 жыл бұрын

I was abt to comment that lol

@bradleywilson9183 4 жыл бұрын

"Super Hot Mom and Smokin' Hot Mom - don't get them confused, they're two different people." So, which one is you and which one is Danny?

@jonnybuijze1770 4 жыл бұрын

I am Super Hot Mom, And I am Smokin Hot Mom, And we are not the same person. We may have similar lives, We may be similar wives, But we are different nonetheless.

@tiger.panther917 4 жыл бұрын

One has baby blue eyes and the other has different shade of baby blue eyes. *Get it right.*

@frejalacour 4 жыл бұрын

“they are 2 different people” TOUR

@mariahpadgett770 4 жыл бұрын

You are implying that I am a mom

@ellie420 4 жыл бұрын

why did you write danny twice?

@JosiahHerring 2 жыл бұрын

As someone who actually went to the Kindergarten Cop School for first through third grade, I must say I am shocked this films legacy has been dragged through the mud.

@JamboreeBlackberry 2 жыл бұрын

That’s awesome!

@sadieharp7867 2 ай бұрын

I like how they try to make Hal seem extremely uncool but the actor has tattoo sleeves on both arms and actually seems kinda cool

@samuelelias3781 4 жыл бұрын

1:44 “There’s some La Croix in the fridge.” ...but this isn’t his second channel, why would he drink La Croix?

@kianaafsharr 3 жыл бұрын

ik I'm very confused as well.

@goshdangit4503 3 жыл бұрын

Good question, I don't think any of us could guess the answer

@onza1317 3 жыл бұрын

because he is drew and not danny and they arnt the same person

@alastorbutwithagun 3 жыл бұрын

Zaryha Loves Gamez KZfaqs how much is he paying you

@onza1317 3 жыл бұрын

@@alastorbutwithagun 50 bucks And la Croix

@cathulu7975 3 жыл бұрын

I think Dolf had a heart failure in the middle of the movie, and instead of recasting him, they attached him to strings like a puppet, and that's why he looks asleep in half the scenes.

@mega_bird700 3 жыл бұрын

Oh, so they weekend at Bernie'sed him?

@cathulu7975 3 жыл бұрын

@@mega_bird700 precisely

@triggeredcat120 3 жыл бұрын

I know that picture in your profile picture from anywhere. It’s from a Barbie film.😂😂

@KaylaKasel 3 жыл бұрын

@@triggeredcat120 Bibble!

@triggeredcat120 3 жыл бұрын

@@KaylaKasel It’s glorious

@-BunnyRabbid- 2 жыл бұрын

That scene where they were auctioning off a date with Dolph I’m 99% sure is direct copy of the scene from groundhogs day, like down to the choreography of the scene where the amount people would pay is going higher and higher until the main love interest comes in and gives way more than anyone else and the crowd parts for her as she walks in like wtf? Or at least I’m pretty sure that’s where that scene came from.

@StarryEyed0590 Жыл бұрын

It's a super common trope. It just shows up more often in television than in film.

@azuill1126 Жыл бұрын

man you just know that "meatless monday" scene was proposed by a disgruntled parent who was annoyed they had to run to the grocery store at like 9pm on sunday because they forgot their kid had told them on friday they needed something other than their ham sandwich for lunch monday

@FlyForAWhiteTy 4 жыл бұрын

John Mulaney’s long-lost little brother is doing so well on KZfaq

@melannabelle4420 4 жыл бұрын

Simply Ty I love this comment more than you will ever know

@SilencedRage 4 жыл бұрын

I thought the samething

@Jauhgn 4 жыл бұрын

Malcom from Malcom in the Middle

@emory4745 4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh I was just thinking the same thing!

@jrpueyo7531 4 жыл бұрын

Danny is his brother? Surprising

@ansel3551 5 жыл бұрын

I feel like this movie didn't know what it wanted it's demographic to be

@ArturGlass.C 5 жыл бұрын

I think it was probably initially supposed to be a softcore porn for old dudes but then they decided it probably wasn't the best idea to associate a porno with all the kid scenes happening so they toned it down thinking they could maybe sell it as a family friendly movie and ended up with this weird thing

@JotaC 5 жыл бұрын

You're giving them too much credit, do you really think they had anything in mind while taking a dump and calling it a script? Lmao

@colesimmons5283 2 жыл бұрын

11:25 I was literally eating a Twix 😳

@sweetscheme Жыл бұрын

I heard "your fav characters from the first movie go here and there and have another sheniagins" is basically the definition of a sequel. then i thought to myself do I know a movie like this and my first thought was Hocus Pocus 2 because there's no Thackery who was the main character who according to the first movie lore would always be back if the witches returned.

@brysongetz3253 5 жыл бұрын

Drew made this to have an excuse to buy an Arnold Schwarzenegger cutout

@PHDL1295 5 жыл бұрын

obviously

@sanogoadamagyram8166 5 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume he didn't already had this cutout waiting for the perfect video to use it!

@maschaorsomething 5 жыл бұрын

I just need to tell someone this: One of Arnold's nicknames is Shuwa-chan.

@laurengibson748 5 жыл бұрын

He's just make use out of his girlfriend's favorite home decor piece

@murphhhhhhh 5 жыл бұрын

@@sanogoadamagyram8166 bold of you to assume he bought it to use in a video

@Sandtalon 3 жыл бұрын

Ngl as a teacher my biggest takeaway from this video is the amazing set up of that classroom and the terrifying prospect of having a microwave in the reach of a bunch of 6yos

@TaurusWitch29 3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT

@quenchedcherry4369 2 жыл бұрын

Two

@Dajopa-is-here 2 жыл бұрын

@@quenchedcherry4369 three

@nightcollapse 2 жыл бұрын

@@Dajopa-is-here four

@jonathanakesson3507 2 жыл бұрын

Five

@Pizza653 8 ай бұрын

That "I don't have feelings for Kristie North!" placement was top tier. Idk why but I felt so proud to know where it was from

@Dantesmustard2234 Жыл бұрын

I might be dyslexic because i just read the title as "squirrels that arent squirrels", and was super excited to watch it, only to be extremely disappointed.

@13jae85 5 жыл бұрын

Sequels That Aren't Sequels: "Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul"

@nb7thegreat 5 жыл бұрын

fat kid exactly

@crazynerd3893 4 жыл бұрын

fat kid #notmyrodrick

@Chara_Dreemurr001 4 жыл бұрын

Because why tf not

@dylanf3108 4 жыл бұрын

The Force Awakens is a soft reboot.

@justinlubo8001 4 жыл бұрын

That movie fucking sucked

@avj8833 5 жыл бұрын

Adaptations That Aren't Adaptations *cough riverdale cough*

@clairelittman388 5 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSS THANK YOU SO MUCH! (Sorry for being so extreme I just love the comics)

@arlosteiner8382 5 жыл бұрын

Bruce Wayne I can tell you've not watched it because Riverdale is a mental illness simulator with magic, drugs, boy fight club, mafia, serial killers and musicals for no reason. You start watching it ironically and it becomes the next Twin Peaks

@IsabelOEM 5 жыл бұрын

LOL Riverdale is a hot pile of shit that throws every genre in there to try to make it interesting and edgy.

@jamestomato1744 5 жыл бұрын

Only read some Archie comics, and already I can tell that Riverdale has little connection to the source material...

@trulygreg7620 5 жыл бұрын

sequels that aren't sequels **cough** mean girls 2 **cough** sorry. got *cough* something in my throat there

@pastaconnoisseur8441 2 жыл бұрын

12:47 I lost my fucking mind at this whole section, good jokes 10/10

@foxyfoxington2651 4 ай бұрын

Dolph Lundgren was on Hell's Kitchen in 2023 and, of all the 80s action stars, he's aged the weirdest.

@lauren-gx1lg 5 жыл бұрын

i can't tell if you bought a cardboard cutout of arnold schwarzenegger specifically for this video, or if you previously had a cardboard cutout arnold schwarzenegger and decided it would be a good comedic device in this video. i can't decide which is funnier.

@nickochoa8585 5 жыл бұрын

He had a cutout I thought that was actually him

@olivia8701 5 жыл бұрын

Let's appreciate the fact that he probably bought like a 70$ Arnold cutout for this...

@samanthamyers4857 5 жыл бұрын

CannedBeanz who’s to say he didn’t already have it?

@dooldlerouo2685 5 жыл бұрын

I think he did already have it I remember it from older videos.

@tammy-hk8hw 5 жыл бұрын

bold of you to assume he doesn’t have multiple cutouts of ALL the original kindergarten cop cast members

@PatrickLofstrom 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was gently used 😉

@Pr0t4t0 3 ай бұрын

I was born long after the original Kindergarten Cop, but I’ve seen it, and I’ll stand by the fact that it’s a great movie. Very underrated.

@gravyo5124 5 жыл бұрын

10:50 “Most guys that I date now just want meet to drink and have sex” Definitely a kids movie

@supplespecimen725 5 жыл бұрын

Gravy O51 “Hal, did you shit yourself?”

@skull_party13 5 жыл бұрын

100% family friendly

@willdominatetheunviersein123 5 жыл бұрын

0 to 100 folks

@KelleeNotKelly 5 жыл бұрын

*zoom in on crotch while bull riding* totally kid friendly and not meant to be sexual

@communismenjoyer1858 5 жыл бұрын

"love has no age" Drew: *Excuse me no*

@ArtyJerjerrod 5 жыл бұрын

Brandon Rilling prison has no unlocked doors

@Laughing_Pumpkin 5 жыл бұрын

@@ArtyJerjerrod that's kinda fucked up to lock up a 61 year old cop for dating a 31 year old teacher and it doesn't seem like an abusive relationship in the story

@josephinepapin8858 5 жыл бұрын

My President (I am French) is married to a 65 year old wife and he is 41. Your President is married to a 48 year old wife and he is 72. This is our lives now. Meh.

@amberspyglxss 5 жыл бұрын

@@josephinepapin8858 My president (I'm Finnish) is 70 and his wife is 41

@josephinepapin8858 5 жыл бұрын

@@amberspyglxss guess he beats him ha ha

@lvbboi9 2 жыл бұрын

Right at 15:51 my cat jumped up on the window behind me and I swear my heart stopped cuz I thought it was my mom .

@Salbeigrun 2 жыл бұрын

dawg got yassified at 2:53 😭

@carwyn3691 5 жыл бұрын

Drew age-shames Dolph Lundgren for 20 minutes

@BetzyArosemena 5 жыл бұрын

As we all should, ugh this movie should've been called kissing creepy grandpa ew

@Volthrien 5 жыл бұрын

@@BetzyArosemena I'd pay to go see a movie with that title, no lie. Wouldn't bother getting concessions though, because, you know, unappetizing...

@seigeengine 4 жыл бұрын

@@BetzyArosemena Fun fact: Dolph is dating a woman younger than the actress in this movie now.

@jeremyud 4 жыл бұрын

@@seigeengine Because of course he is.

@-venomblustudios-7069 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Dolph Lundgren was 39 when the actress he is dating was born

@jewel3231 3 жыл бұрын

Drew’s goal: straight The obstacle: Arnold Schwarzenegger

@lizzy5947 3 жыл бұрын

My goal: Gay The obstacle: Arnold Schwarzenegger

@goghballs8938 3 жыл бұрын

My goal: Arnold Schwarzenegger The obstacle: Straight

@lvbboi9 3 жыл бұрын

My Schwarzenegger: straight Arnold The: Obstacle Goal the

@jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922 3 жыл бұрын

Straight:Obstacle Arnold:the Gay: me

@dr.alphys 3 жыл бұрын

Gay:The Arnold my obstacle: Straight:

@jacketknudsen1277 2 жыл бұрын

dolph kissing that girl is like drew kissing a girl that hasnt been born for 3 years

@NadiaSeesIt Жыл бұрын

😰

@JasonMcBason 5 ай бұрын

the final shot of the movie being a random pig made me laugh so hard 15:17

@absthepro6407 5 жыл бұрын

The only sequel people want is the Drew Gooden Kim possible movie.

@harpercrafts1096 5 жыл бұрын

AbsThePro yessssssss!!!!!!!

@hanimaisarahishak3152 3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, you really are oldschool" "YA CAUSE HE'S OLD!" That killed me lmao

@mide8845 3 жыл бұрын

Rip i guess

@caitallen1877 Жыл бұрын

Greeeaaaat

@bear9295 Жыл бұрын

This reply section looks empty. So I'm leaving a comment too

@XxElfriedexX Жыл бұрын

I kept replaying that part XD

@KillerDipped 8 ай бұрын

How did I . read this in sync with him saying it

@natthechristian6271 2 жыл бұрын

The opening monologue has such John Mulaney energy.

@samanthamarko7845 Жыл бұрын

So weird, I would have guessed this was written by Mac, Charlie and Dennis

@MediumDSpeaks 5 жыл бұрын

There should be a part 2 to this video but on a different topic

@fresh_avocado1834 5 жыл бұрын

I mean, I will watch it

@elizabethdesruisseau7826 5 жыл бұрын

That’s perfect 😂

@cinnamn_boy 5 жыл бұрын

So meta

@jackbudi 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@Bryanpena270 5 жыл бұрын

But created by Danny Gonzalez

@jayjam_ 5 жыл бұрын

When she was 10 he was 40. He had already graduated college before she was even born.

@singtalklaughli8999 5 жыл бұрын

That is disgusting 🤢

@Maialeen 5 жыл бұрын

K I R B Y It's consent. She consented to a job because she needs a job. And no, a in real life a 5 year age difference isn't the same as a 30 year one. People are completely right to be annoyed that movies too often cast old men with too young women. Some age differences are just WEIRD and it's fucking arrogant to think we all want to see young women our ages on film with old men. We deserve appropriate partners, not grandfather age weirdos.

@SuperSmashBrosKing33 5 жыл бұрын

Maialeen although this does happen in real life. People marry people much older than them sometimes.

@user-xj2sm3xd5l 5 жыл бұрын

Okay well that does put it in an uncomfortable perspective

@user-xj2sm3xd5l 5 жыл бұрын

Arnold is still absolutely daddy tho. More than dolphin lungreen

@Michalosnup Жыл бұрын

each conversation between him and the teacher are just so painfull to watch, i have never seen worse chemistry

@hufsa239 2 жыл бұрын

i was watching your video as i sleep (i usually watch them while sleeping as it helps me) and i did not wake up at time and got to the uni 15 mins late. thank you drew for making me have such a deep sleep.

@scrltjkbx Жыл бұрын

you too??? meee

@annie-pants Жыл бұрын

@@scrltjkbx same dude

@robbiehope4963 5 жыл бұрын

You can probably see the red wig in the background from the Kim Possible sketch, now that kids, is what we call a callback.

@mimimarquez9956 5 жыл бұрын

Robbie Hope it's what we in the BIZ like to call..... a "callback"😎😎😎

@Sapphichearts 5 жыл бұрын

Or is it him just hanging it on the closet door cause he's too lazy to put it away (not a criticism of him, my doorknob is just fucking coats)

@Axb2774 4 жыл бұрын

11:31 I was scared because I thought it was going to be a sex scene Then I had a sigh of relief when I saw people dancing Then I realized that were line dancing at a country bar and I got scared again

@willd7317 4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Tonin scared?

@sharkie9975 4 жыл бұрын

Will D yes line dancing is horrifying

@abigab6554 4 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna be honest I would have preferences a sex scene...

@seigeengine 4 жыл бұрын

@@abigab6554 Me too. Way less cringy.

@Phoenix-cg3hq 4 жыл бұрын

saaame

@Zozu2001 Жыл бұрын

Kindergarten Cop 2 feels like a porn parody of the first movie with the weird interactions between the main guy and love interest lmao

@ToastMusic 2 жыл бұрын

The shout out at 14:26 to the Christmas mail film that you covered in your other video was killer!

@bheeilzat 4 жыл бұрын

Wait I thought your favorite actor was Jeremy Renner

@urdadsleftasshole69 4 жыл бұрын

HE BETRAYED HIM

@nikobellic3830 4 жыл бұрын

It’s Vin Diesel

@luannesbestfriend7 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but he's dating Justin Bieber too

@neverrsober 3 жыл бұрын

GASP

@KuhTuhKuh 3 жыл бұрын

That’s his favorite singer

@agentstache135 5 жыл бұрын

Friendly reminder: Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor of California

@julesmendoza7283 5 жыл бұрын

Please don't remind me lol

@lizziebarrie 5 жыл бұрын

That still to this day blows my mind

@_jen10alienforce_ 5 жыл бұрын

He also starred in many unusual Japanese commercials. Look it up, you’ll either curse me or thank me later.

@hi75videos 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah our state is weird

@mommakassie 5 жыл бұрын

I don't think anyone could forget 😂

@Feedyyourheadd 2 жыл бұрын

Literally the part when he’s explaining that the little girl needed to use the bathroom, he says it the exact time that she says it and it’s synched lol @ 7:43