Should More Americans Get In On The EZ-Go Juicer Craze?

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14 жыл бұрын

In The Know panelists debate how a high quality product like the EZ-Go Juicer could be available at such a low, low price.

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@ushi4212 3 жыл бұрын

This might be the closest Clifford Banes has been to arriving at his job.

@ushi4212 3 жыл бұрын

@@TommyAngelo1337 Oh my it was actually Clifford Banes I can't believe it

@handsomeman-child8751 3 жыл бұрын

There was also that time he hosted the show in a perfect Julianna McKannis costume. You could've mistaken him for her twin!

@FffffffffffffffffffffffffffffL 3 жыл бұрын

@@handsomeman-child8751 Yep, he actually did show up to work once, but he was wearing a perfect Julianna McKannis mask

@johnorson6907 3 жыл бұрын

One time he saw the new set and totally lost his shit

@clootscalhoun9481 2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahah

@shaunbarnett2972 5 жыл бұрын

The way it slowly devolves into a pure infomercial... brilliantly executed.

@chuksstone8759 4 жыл бұрын

I'll be your first comment then

@user-cz7bu5qk8w 4 жыл бұрын

Guy at 0:55 is great for this

@veggiet2009 4 жыл бұрын

Slowly? lol

@4jgarner Жыл бұрын

Even with the flashy stickers over the screen lol

@neuvocastezero1838 Жыл бұрын

You mean the way it was never anything but?

@v8Buster87 5 жыл бұрын

Clifford banes is one busy dude

@oklol496 5 жыл бұрын

nah he's on all the time

@lionbooster 4 жыл бұрын

You must just be missing the ones he hosts

@lowz1369 4 жыл бұрын

Hes fighting his nemesis on top of a clock tower

@mandreadfg 3 жыл бұрын

Taking notes from suge knight apparently

@jamminout7671 3 жыл бұрын

He keeps making these insane things happen so he can avoid being in the news so they don’t find out he’s deaf

@KZ-hu9uj 5 жыл бұрын

At first I thought Duncan was actually not in on the ad. Then I realized he played his doubtful character so perfectly that he got me

@Junebug89 Жыл бұрын

Wait, what ad? I only saw the news!

@EduardoEscarez 7 ай бұрын

How you dare question all the honest, unbiased, and true to god pundits of "In The Know", even more in the case of Duncan.

@FlashFizz 14 жыл бұрын

It's great that the IN THE KNOW panel always provides unbiased news and commentary.

@SynoPTL 2 жыл бұрын

Second like

@samscrib8719 Жыл бұрын

Second comment

@bilingualistic8514 Жыл бұрын

Second... uh... fuck

@jacobc9221 Жыл бұрын

Second reply that fucking swears

@me-myself-i787 10 ай бұрын

Second replier within the last month to have a profile picture

@michaelbme1983 6 жыл бұрын

The Onion needs to have a two hour block on a mainstream cable channel.

@ArielCotton 5 жыл бұрын

Download Pluto tv 24/7 Onion. You're welcome

@Thrifty032781 4 жыл бұрын

@@ArielCotton Yeah but most of that is AV Club crap.

@PulledPurk 4 жыл бұрын

I hope you've seen the movie

@user-hm9uq8gk5x 4 жыл бұрын

I would pay for this

@matthew8153 4 жыл бұрын

Pulled Pork My favorite part was when the guy kept going back to the store for a new computer.

@TeaAtTwo2 3 жыл бұрын

Nice to see a debate/discussion where it ends with everyone in agreement and laughing.

@DarkOmegaMK2 2 жыл бұрын

How could you not? That juice that was made with the help of EZ-GO JUICER(tm) was just too good and high quality and easy and quick to use.

@dikydankedude Жыл бұрын

That's how politics used to be before the event

@TheModdedwarfare3 5 ай бұрын

@@dikydankedude It's so sad that all of the good guys got terminal ligma.

@captainnomekop5056 Жыл бұрын

It’s the *“THATS A 40$ VALUE!”* that gets me, it’s full of the pure energy that can make even the most mundane product sound like a miracle.

@tohopes 10 ай бұрын

and how it just cuts off the end of the preceding line, as if spontaneously motivated.

@user-nj9ru4ef2w 10 ай бұрын

as a little math nerd, when I was little, I always wondered how they came up with these valuations in these infomercials

@nickputerbaugh9115 6 ай бұрын

I find the idea that they're so far off as to how much the EZ Go Juicer costs, but instantly recognize that $40 value hilarious 😂

@bobwilson679 6 ай бұрын

THAT’S A $40 VALUE, ALL FOR ONLY $14.99, BUT YOU GOTTA CALL NOW! -Billy Mays

@scj6693 5 ай бұрын

1:48

@ec1385 4 жыл бұрын

My dad was the man Clifford Banes hit in the parking lot, killing him instantly. So cool to see this again!

@umar11ism 4 жыл бұрын

I hopes he's alright now

@user-njyzcip 4 жыл бұрын

@@umar11ism Clifford Banes later bound and gagged his father with a shovel wondering if he had the guts to finish him off

@timopper5488 3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure this brings up warm memories.

@celebrityrog 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-njyzcip oh yeah!!! I totally remember that. It wasn't too long after that Clifford Banes got canned from In The Know. Didn't really see much of him after that.

@CrabMushroom Жыл бұрын

I used to be a good friend of Dan, talked to him at that one cable company he worked at. Never really knew what happened with him, sad to hear it ended like this, but glad to see his sons still kicking about. God bless Daniel Cox.😊

@SuperNintendawg 5 жыл бұрын

"This must have cost at LEAST $5,000"

@T1J 13 жыл бұрын

this is pure genius

@Hotshot2k4 3 жыл бұрын

Eyy it's T1J! They totally predicted what social media would look like for non-politicians with over 1mil followers

@periseed450 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@7GGonzalez 11 жыл бұрын

I love how in the end it finally cuts back to them and out of nowhere they have all the EZ juice product perfectly set up and they are all standing haha

@phdan123 11 жыл бұрын

We've only seen clifford once, but he was wearing a flawless Julianna McKannis mask

@NOACCEPTANCE772 9 жыл бұрын

"Can't wait for my juicer to arrive in 6 to 8 weeks!" Caption on the picture: "30 day money back guarantee!" LOL! I love how the ONION knows how to hide jokes even in the smallest nooks and crannies!

@mimmar3891 8 жыл бұрын

I actually don't think that was intended to be funny the way you are taking it. Most infomercials talk about 6 to 8 weeks delivery, but when they say 30 day money back guarantee, that's usually based on 30 days after you receive it. Still, this was funny as always!

@msjkramey 7 жыл бұрын

mimmar3891 I think you don't realize how good the onion is

@Bleagle 7 жыл бұрын

J Girl - And I think you don't realize how a 'money back guarantee' usually works 😉 no offense

@spare7230 5 жыл бұрын

The best example is the looks of disgust as they drink it up - well, at least that's what I think they are. It helps to enforce the idea that they're peddling a shitty as seen on tv juicer. Or maybe I'm just overinterpreting it.

@Magnet_Chaos 5 жыл бұрын

@@spare7230 I think is funnier to think that this just them unironically trying to sell you a juicer.

@josetpuello48 12 жыл бұрын

Lol they actually sell it better than the real comercials

@matthew8153 4 жыл бұрын

Jose T Puello Good writing is good writing.

@ChrisBonJovi 12 жыл бұрын

WHY ARE THERE NO MORE NEW EPISODES OF THESE

@FairNuff 4 жыл бұрын

People couldn't distinguish it from reality anymore.

@Aaron-fb6mb 4 жыл бұрын

@@FairNuff hi

@theapplechapel 4 жыл бұрын

Reality is now a parody of itself. Can't parody that.

@anilabarbullushi 3 жыл бұрын

They fired Clifford Banes

@richardai1894 3 жыл бұрын

@@anilabarbullushi NOOOOOOOOO

@pwnisher 14 жыл бұрын

LOOOOOOOOL!!!! I busted up when they were standing around the prodcuts.

@aworm 3 жыл бұрын

See, now when people say “I busted” it means “I’ve ejaculated.” Ah how words change

@SiisKolkytEuroo 3 жыл бұрын

@@aworm busted a nut vs busted up

@vs71597 3 жыл бұрын

@@aworm I seriously think it’s so hot when guys say they’ve busted or are going to bust or whatever. Hot term. I was so confused when I heard it in this context too haha

@IPITYTHEFOOLZ 4 ай бұрын

@@vs71597 it was a different time

@debrajdas4527 4 жыл бұрын

If there's a heaven of comedy, these Onion sketches float there like peaceful clouds. 😊😊😊😊😊

@Lollita23 3 жыл бұрын

Love this comment

@downriverprod 14 жыл бұрын

"It must have taken you 5 hours to do this" "This must cost at least five thousand dollars" lmao

@cannedkitty 6 жыл бұрын

That’s a 40 dollar value!

@matthew8153 4 жыл бұрын

cannedkitty At $120

@hoffness 14 жыл бұрын

I'm glad The Onion can have a fair and balanced discussion about the wonders of making fresh squeezed juice in your home.

@tylerpeterson4726 5 жыл бұрын

Clifford Banes almost made it in to host the show today.

@timopper5488 3 жыл бұрын

He got as close as the parking lot.

@kxmode 2 жыл бұрын

That's a 40-dollar value!

@TheA8lee 5 жыл бұрын

I would say you need to get your facts straight!

@supersophisticated9943 Жыл бұрын

There was a certain point I was like "Haha, this sounds like an ad." Then it became an ad and I lost it inside.

@senny- Жыл бұрын

This is literally just the Juicero

@PTdaCruiser 13 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious!! Duncan is so perfectly extra..."you need to get your facts straight!"

@bigpump7985 4 жыл бұрын

I dont know about the US but in Australia the 6pm news is exactly like this

@Quizoid 14 жыл бұрын

I love how at 1:54 they all end up magically standing up in front of a beautiful product-spread complete with a cornucopia of fruit.

@HerraSkuli 14 жыл бұрын

"THATS A 40 DOLLAR VALUE!" hilarious

@PixySix 14 жыл бұрын

The panel discussion Onions are the most consistently funny. Great job, guys!

@audiomuse 14 жыл бұрын

Oh man, I love the onion. This episode was so genius and clever.

@TheAtari812 Жыл бұрын

"I would say you need to get your FACTS STRAIGHT!"

@ot63 14 жыл бұрын

THAT'S A 40 DOLLAR VALUE!!!

@GouAndSotsuWereMistakes 3 жыл бұрын

Damn 10 years ago

@morzemus1805 3 жыл бұрын

@@GouAndSotsuWereMistakes in 30 years it will be 40 years old comment.

@myautobiographyafanfic1413 2 жыл бұрын

I love that this issue brings people like Duncan together with the rest of the crew. Some hard hitting journalism on bi-partisan issues.

@neuvocastezero1838 Жыл бұрын

America needs more hard hitting journalism like this.

@Slymind 6 ай бұрын

I like how smiley and joyful they are compared to their usual selves, to do the ad. Also, Duncan playing the doubtful person cracks me up everytime.

@Xelger 14 жыл бұрын

Wow, they managed to transition a talk/debate show into an infomercial. Nice one again, Onion.

@slopeslider90 14 жыл бұрын

"I can't wait for my EZ juicer to arrive in just 6 to 8 weeks!"

@StekliCujo 5 жыл бұрын

"You made this delicious juice, Julianna?" Bhhhhh

@dilibau 6 жыл бұрын

So is Cliff OK?

@AlkeamC 14 жыл бұрын

I would say, "you need to get your FACTS straight!!!" LMAO

@hawkrochester297 2 жыл бұрын

Just starting my day with the most valuable and trust worthy news network out there. I don’t know whether to cry or laugh.

@Aroused_mortician 2 жыл бұрын

I laugh first and then it turns into crying in the corner.

@umangjain293 5 жыл бұрын

Someone show them the Juicero.

@sternik8936 5 ай бұрын

I love how organic and natural it is. Just passionate people talking their hearts about ez-go juicer that randomly have some pieces to show on TV ❤

@sniper6081 11 жыл бұрын

Something fishy's going on here.

@HarrisonRocks 10 жыл бұрын

Ahhh shit, I really want a juicer now.

@AtomicRiot 14 жыл бұрын

Wow that was different! I love how they gradually turned a debate into an infomercial. :)

@shaesummers7080 4 жыл бұрын

aw damn it Clifford Banes was SO close to actually getting into work this time

@GreenRoomGames 13 жыл бұрын

It's amazing how fast a simple news program can dissolve into an infomercial.

@ThijsDortmann 14 жыл бұрын

I think this was one of the most epic things I've seen in months!

@kaushalsuvarna5156 2 жыл бұрын

11 years later, still true

@just-ask-why 6 ай бұрын

2 of Noam Chomsky’s principles of manufacturing consent, blended together perfectly 😆

@manu3733 11 жыл бұрын

They haven't made an in-the-know in years!

@karebeyr 11 жыл бұрын

Please make more of these!!!!

@pocobull 4 жыл бұрын

EZ Go juicers?

@matthewstuckenbruck5834 3 жыл бұрын

They didn't

@bafmd 14 жыл бұрын

"I would say you need to get your FACTS straight!!" lol

@timopper5488 3 жыл бұрын

I like that everyone is in agreement that we love how it went from a debate to an infomercial. We’re all on the same page. Phew!

@tythus654 2 жыл бұрын

I guess people from Juicero watched this and asked themselves "okay, so how can we make this worse and sell it"

@TheMushyPotato1 4 жыл бұрын

"THATS A 40$ VALUE"

@lazarusledd91 4 жыл бұрын

clifford baines has a lot going on in his life

@michelerich1590 2 жыл бұрын

the funniest shit is when they are suddenly standing behind the display table 😆

@telmartman 14 жыл бұрын

One of thebest channels on KZfaq. Well done.

@chubysnow 13 жыл бұрын

I am so glad the incredibly factual Onion News Network covered the EZ-Go Juicer which is available anywhere and is so delicious AND easy to use. If anyone would know about the GREAT TASTING JUICE that this WONDERFUL BLENDER has to offer it would be them.

@dennycrain8384 12 жыл бұрын

0:15 - Was Clifford Banes the guy in that other Onion video who was asking for clarification on manslaughter laws after he ran over someone in the parking lot? Because it really could be, and that means we've seen him before!

@kikker_g2747 6 жыл бұрын

No watch the video kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rrWGhLOl2rG2o2g.html its someone filling on for Clifford banes

@hellzBrother 14 жыл бұрын

"it must had taken you 5 hours!" xD i rofled.

@Natt_Skapa Жыл бұрын

This was exactly what I wanted it to be

@CaveyMoth 4 жыл бұрын

HEY! Where's the voice saying the phone number in fast motion?!

@HarvestingThings 5 жыл бұрын

i miss these Onion videos 😭

@stephaniecarrow4898 Жыл бұрын

They missed the "Brought to you by Romco, makers of the EZ-go Juicer and it's fine family of products" part. 🙂 I actually just clicked on this just to see how Clifford Banes was doing. But wait! There was so much more!

@SpartacusColo 4 жыл бұрын

Fair and objective reporting.

@therongjr Жыл бұрын

THAT'S A $40 VALUE!

@FelipeVentura 14 жыл бұрын

- What if I told you that the EZ-Go Juicer can be yours for 4 payments of 29.99? - I would say you need to get your FACTS STRAIGHT! Best line in an infomercial EVER. I'll be sure to use it.

@wiggy5209 2 жыл бұрын

I already have the EZ-go juicer and the EZ go juicer deluxe but seeing all them use one kinda makes me want a whole set .....

@SilverDragonJay 5 ай бұрын

Damn I was hoping this was going to riff on the jucerio, the world's most expensive juice pouch squeezer instead its commentary on how companies commercialize the news to advertise their products under the guise of an unbiased source. Then I googled it and realized that the Onion would have to be really on the up and up to get in on the juicero joke in 2010, as the company was founded in 2013.

@felixb381 2 ай бұрын

Weird, it kinda looked like juicero too, honestly thought juicero got its idea from this until i saw them putting in the fruit from the top

@PyroNinja713 14 жыл бұрын

This is why I love the onion. Hilarious satire with a real message hidden behind it.

@dlinkk 14 жыл бұрын

i haven't laughed this hard in ages, these actors are spectacular

@vidguy007 14 жыл бұрын

They forgot: "If you order now, we will drop ONE PAYMENT! That's only three easy payments!"

@AIA1990 8 жыл бұрын

Fucking love Clifford banes

@xXxhybridmeteoraxXx 13 жыл бұрын

hahahahha "6 to 8 weeks"

@Squeejee09 14 жыл бұрын

Epic satire of the rampant commercial control over the news. Purely brilliant.

@gmgssilverplate 3 жыл бұрын

This has to be the most wholesome onion skit ever.

@OnizJanniere 9 жыл бұрын

weird that i would totally buy this?

@Malachite7 8 жыл бұрын

+Oniz Janniere You would pay $120 to make juice? what

@HaoSci 14 жыл бұрын

@1:24 **4 payments X 30 dollars = $1,200**

@Crudecoronet 5 жыл бұрын

HowSci it's 120

@alehug 14 жыл бұрын

This one is on top of my list of most funny evar! thank you Onion News network.

@GreeceOTOT 13 жыл бұрын

My grandfather loves to buy all this products in the infomercials, we even have two instylers that he gave me and my aunt as a gift, he never really uses any of the products he buys, and now i actually noticed my aunt bought one of those glass thingys that cook food (the one in the infomercial with Mr. T) I guess it runs in the genes.

@Phoenixx42 14 жыл бұрын

Love it..always gives me a much needed laugh in my day

@LegDayLas 3 жыл бұрын

I love how they completely give up on trying to hide it's a paid advertisement by the end :D

@ElijahFink 3 жыл бұрын

‘Ogle for the cure’ kicks off national bazonga cancer awareness week oh my fucking god

@MrScoodles 14 жыл бұрын

Very informative show!

@conyo985 14 жыл бұрын

LOL! From news to tv shopping. The onion just cracks me up.

@EyeHeartElliottSmith 14 жыл бұрын

I couldn't pass that offer up!! It was just too good to be true, and I had to have one! 6-8 weeks later I got my EZ-GO Juicer, and oh man, is it EZ to juice?! Just last night I had a fantastic cup of Onion juice when I was at the gym, I've never cried so much in my life!! Get one today!!!