The “One little SPAAAAAARK!” scene made me laugh hard!

I love the dramatic build up to "the evil one" only to be revealed as Pac-Man, followed by Jerk simply exclaiming "another yellow character"

DAMN MEDDLING GHOSTS.

The Pac-Man joke is probably one of my favorite jokes you've ever done.

"My kingdom for a proton pack." Priceless.

This is a little long, so please bear with me. After I got canned from my 32-year TV job, I worked 2 1/4 years for Universal Orlando as a Henchman for Shrek 4-D; a Shrekkie, as we were often called. It was hard, annoying and with very few rewards; the only fun I had was doing the pre-show for the audience, the perfect ham acting job for a porker like me. Biggest thrill was when I did a preshow for Warwick Davis, when he brought his family around on the opening day of Harry Potter and he was dodging the public. Most of the time our work was unappreciated, especially by the bosses. But you, Mr. Goldmark and company, got to the heart and soul of the attraction. You understood all the meaning behind the film and the...well, lameness...that sinks in when you hear the same jokes fifteen times a day for over two years. You made great fun of it, and you did position Shrek 4-D where it belongs, near the bottom of Universal's attractions. In your Florida Attractions video, you mentioned how Universal seems to have more novel and interesting attractions than Disney. But did you notice how many of them are based on old franchises that haven't aged well? People mourned the closing of Jaws, that terribly flawed water ride helped by occasional originality by the "skippers," , but when was anybody excited about the next Jaws movie? The same for Terminator, perhaps the best indoor live-actor show in the park...whose movies have gotten steadily worse and less involving since Terminator 2. The only thing keeping Universal from closing Shrek is its ability to hold big audiences, run two 3-D theaters simultaneously in peak season, and that there isn't another 3-D cartoon film of any kind to put into those two theaters. And its newest nearby attraction in Orlando, Despicable Me, is headed down the same path. Perhaps the only thing worse is Islands of Adventure's Toon Lagoon, based on King Features Syndicate comic strips, some of whom haven't been seen in a decade. (Heck, kids don't even know who Popeye is.) Anyway, thanks for memorializing the attraction. And sticking "Kill Bosby" in as well...thanks for your brilliant conception that Mike Meyers and the Jell-O Man are awfully similar in their screen personas. Bless you for your perceptiveness, your wit, and your refusing to talk down to your audience.

3:26 There's something so satisfyingly funny about the Motionless Scream, where the actor/character just stands there motionless and let's the scream itself incite the joke.

I actually liked the shrek tails bit😂

Show of hands: who here keeps coming back to this video for 2:53-3:28. Seriously, Tropes Funny image well-earned.

3:41: Spazz and Figment: *HEIL FIGMENT HEIL FIGMENT HEIL FIGMENT HEIL FIGMENT* (repeat ad nauseum) Jerk: Well, Spazz has gone bye bye. Ghost Dad, what do you got left?

1:10 ShrekTales Woo Hoo STOP.

AYE AYE SWAMP SWAMP DONKEY DONKEY I'M AN OGRE Less than ten seconds in and already, I can't breathe.

*T H A T J O K E L A C K S I M A G I N A T I O N*

So Doggans ate Spazz and everyone is just discussing Shrek and whatnot K.

And now Comcast owns Dreamworks Animation

that evil one joke had perfect build up and pay off

Ok, I kinda thought the Humpty Dumpty grave stone falling backwards was kinda cute.

personally with the triangle thing in the last video, I feel the real mastermind behind Jerk's editing woe's should have been Bill Cipher

0:32 I can’t help but wonder how the Shrek franchise would have looked if Chris Farley hadn’t passed away and they didn’t write the original movie’s story because of that.

Of all the segments of all the reviews I've watched from 2008 to now, the bit between 2:35 and 4:18 has to be the (or at least one) of the most....gloriously zany. When one's sketch is both soo meticulously organized and chaotic that it breaks beatlejuice...YOU WIN!

Didn't Lord Fuckwad attempt to have Fiona jailed after her transformation, and attempted to become King by just putting a crown on before his death? And I thought Shrek Forever After had no continuity.

With Hogwarts open for business, I'm going to guarantee that one day when people stop going to Shrek completely (do people still go to that ride?), Hogwarts is going to demolish that swamp so that the dragon challenge could exist in Hollywood. After all, we need a better dragon ride than what Shrek gave us.

Holy shit! He's going to review Escape from Tomorrow! That's perfect for him.

The Beetlejuice bit gets me every time Honestly at this rate #Figment2020

And now Universal owns DreamWorks so that ride is, or was, canon to the park. (Thankfully, it's not at the parks anymore and has since been replaced by another DreamWorks ride. Maybe.)

well that explains why Farquaad's ghost didn't show up in Scared Shrekless

Watching this after watching the outtake specials is amazing.

Oh man, the editing and jokes in this one were great. Easily my favorite episode so far.

It could be assumed dragon fire has some magic to it

Figment and Charlie for president and Vice President 2020 lol

Today is The Evil One’s birthday!

As soon as the screen went Black and White i knew you were gonna be reviewing Escape From Tomorrow. Also, Love the use of Imagine All Star People in the credits.

1:07 Hehehe, ShrekTales.

I randomly decided to revisit all the old SJWAC videos the other day and have been doing them in order the last couple days... and then I get to this one. Hours after Steve Harwell, the singer for All Star, died. This was not a planned tribute. But it certainly unexpectedly changes the video. I have all sorts of mixed feelings.

That's weird. Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona go down the falls, but in the next shot Thelonious is falling with them too.

Was "making waffles" how the dronkeys came to be ? :(

1:18 to 2:21 is my favorite part of this review! BLAH, GHOST DAD!!!

I hope this isn't the end for Universal Reviews

That cliffhanger...! Hope we won't have to wait _too_ long for that one!

Well done sir. This is almost too insightful. As a long-time performer at USH, this made me laugh... hard. Really impressed by all the work you put into this!

3:37 HAIL FIGMENT

Yes times 10 to escape from tomorrow. Also, I've been obsessed with Neil Cicierega since he released mouth sounds/silence last year.

And it just closed in Florida.....Dad still wasn't funny

2:49 Figment's Dead! YEEEESSSS!!!!

tony your reviews never and i mean never stoped entertaining me they are always funny and are always fun to watch i just wanna say never stop doing this. do this for your fans and do this cuse of how much your fans love you. and if i may suggest a ride for you to review i was thinking off hanna barbra's cartoon ride, jimmy newtrons nicktoon blast (exspecally that one because of how much i loved this ride and how torn apart when) despicable me minion mayhem was made which is the thrid ride i want you to review

1:51 Oh, give it 3 years.They'll really have reasons not to serve Channel Awesome.

Wait, so after watching this three times I finally noticed the Monty Python reference. I'm so dense.

I agree with you 100% that Shrek 4D has overstayed its welcome at both coasts!

IT'S ONLY BEEN A WEEK?! Augh! Waiting for the Escape From Tomorrow review is going to kill me. On the up-side, I'm going to Disney World! So, that'll pass the time.

Can't wait for that Escape From Tomorrow review in 2017! But seriously great job Tony, and I loved that Tomorrowland reference as the lead-in for the next review.

Oh... when I heard the drums I thought you we're going to review the "Terminator 2" ride next... oh well... still look forward to the next review! :D

That PAC-man bit kills me every time...

I'm genuinely curious, did you have to describe anything of what was going on with the shot to the Beetlejuice actor, or did you start dancing without him knowing that it was going to happen?

Another great video and worth the long wait. Though I'm really scared of the next episode (shivers). Oh, P.S. Jerk, I don't mind long waits. I've faced worse waits than this. As long as you spend the time perfecting your videos, then take as long as you need. You're awesome!

If there is a ghost Figment, is there a ghost Dreamfinder?

Farquad was sent to hell!!! 🔥

SHREK TALES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

0:52 - FORESHADOWING!

You broke your promise of reviewing all the simulators at Universal Tony

The enemy of your enemy is your friend...I'm guessing your enemy is Disneyland/World and their enemy and your friend is Escape from Tommorow? The other way around would be more acurate.

I liked this review, it was good and I didn't really mind the changes you added, I hope you'll continue to do more Universal related reviews soon -if not in the near future or so.

5:40.. Dude thats DRAGON FIRE.. not any Regular fire... though admittedly it be nice to establish Dragon fire in Shrek verse had magical properties

Ok, that last joke was worth the wait!

s/o to neil ciceriega

I'll be honest, I actually do enjoy this movie despite the flaws you've pointed out. Granted, I was thinking half of the flaws you just mentioned even when I first saw it, and the fact that this 3-D film is now available everywhere which truly defeats the purpose of having a 3-D show shown only at a park; but I still enjoy it. Still your review was good, and I encourage you to keep up the good work sir.

This all does raise one very important question though... Why the hell haven't I subscribed yet? I mean I've been around since the Back to the Future review. Oh well, at least I corrected that mistake

YESS!!!! ESCAPE FROM TOMORROW REVIEW!!! WOOO!

I don't suppose the Jerk will review the Jurassic Park ride in the future

I'm starting to become worried about what characters Jerk considers "guys in suits." I mean, first he blatantly showed the Doc Brown walk-around, then he showed FOUR hands in suits in one sequence, then he addressed the Donkey animatronic in part 1, and now he's talking to Beetlejuice in this. Yeeesh! At this rate, am I supposed to believe that the season 2 cliffhanger is a thing of the past or is that still considered canon? Because with Jerk's track-record of showing characters on-camera in season 3, I don't think that cliffhanger happened anymore!

Spazz has risen! Truly he must be the son of God!

The pig Latin part killed me

that fucking ending song

never would have thought all star and imagine would fit well together you proved me wrong Tony

It's finally here!

Noticed Conspiracy Guy (Ghost?) was fairly absent for the first half or so... Anyway, glad to see this episode finally out, and I can tell it's gonna be a blast reviewing Escape from Tomorrow. By the way... I happen to like Animal Kingdom's DINOSAUR ride. Its brand name may be outdated compared to the movie it was based on, but it has so little to do with the movie itself that I can kind of ignore Eisner's crosspromotion.

4.05 - funniest bit I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂

I can't wait to see you escape from tomorrow review

see you in ten thousand years

Can't wait to see that.

What is the origin of Spazz’s Figment obsession?

8:44 - 8:56 - well yeah, but you won't get the good 3D if you watch it like that, or the jerking seats, or the water sprays, or the air blowers, or the leg ticklers. Just sayin.

weve done been shrekt

Holy shit, this was totally worth the wait. Looking forward to the next episode (whenever it comes out). That's gonna be really interesting with you going back to Disney. Also, have you heard about the star wars land at Disney? What are your thoughts?

I thought he would have at least mentioned the effects used in the 4D theater and based an opinion on more than just the show film and queue. Also, yes!! Maybe reviewed from Dismaland?

Great review. I hate shrek. Had to go to that damn ride 3 times this last winter due to younger nieces and nephews accompanying me and the fiancé to the park. It's terrible. That pre show takes so damn long you feel every damn minute of it. The air pneumatic seats are so damn loud they overpower the screen half the time. I wish it were either dumped or at least updated

Was that ending a Tommorowland homage? It definitely seemed like one. On the subject, do you think you could do a commentary on this review? It's one of my favorites.

I remember liking this ride, but back when it first opened and the employees were having fun with teasing the audience, such as psyching us all to reach for seltbelts. Now it's gotten old and I wouldn't mind something new taking its place.

Does Not Build rides out of every successful movie they make, so why did they convert Maelstrom into a Frozen ride?

i was wondering if he would review halloween horror nights

1:34 Or a Plasmata Palm.... 5:20 How does dragon fire kill a ghost?

it's been eighty years

4:58 Did he just say Shrek-It Ralph?!

The beast is dead let's celebrate and dance , man I wish I can celebrate with you guys at universal studios hollywood 2:53 ! oh no the beast is a ghost and pop out of warner Bros that make it godzilla 2014 3:23

The end gag of the video was already done by Nostalgia Critic in his Old vs. New of Willy Wonka.

Great review as always! With an Escape from Tomorrow review coming up, do you have any plans to come to Orlando to shoot anything?

Uhhhhhh no. Hades was vocally modeled directly after James Wood because he came in and auditioned Hades as some kind of huxter smooth talking car dealer. Rather than a generic lord of darkness he started out as I've constantly heard the Farquaad is Eisner comparison but NEVER the Hades is Katzenberg comparison

Just out of curiosity how come Morgan (The Wire) hasn't appeared this season since the Back to the Future: The Ride cameo?

Are you ever going to review that one park down the street from Disney? You know the one that is only one of the oldest theme parks in the U.S.

I just looking at the people in the background to see if they are looking at the random guy screaming. does he ever explain afterward that he is filming a KZfaq video or?

2:49 still waiting on Disney to actually do it so that we can celebrate like this 2:53. (Sorry Spazz)