Breath in ... Breath out. .... It's over....... James face nearly made me fall of the damn treadmill!! 🤣🤣🤣

Took me a moment to understand that Bolt is like Lyft or Uber 😂

My mom quit her job a few weeks ago by walking up to her boss and and saying "close your eyes, do you see me coming to work on Monday? Cause I don't."

The way James' face DROPPED when told "it's over"

The way James plays these role you think he would've personally been through everything he says

New goal; buy a g-wagon and drive for bolt to ruin relationships lmao

When he said "DON'T, don't just don't" about the goldfish, I thought he was talking to me directly. 😅😅😅😅😅

A sane and rational woman would know that 650K a year is almost impossible to achieve. I feel like most women understand this, but the vocal minority are the ones speaking for us when they demand these kinds of unreal expectations from men.

The way James’s face dropped when fuhad got to that one breath in breath out tweet 😭😭

I looked at my husband of 9 years and said babe breathe in breathe out, were over. He said were over what🤣🤣🤣 he's ready to be over whatever I'm over, the relationship doesn't even come into his mind😎

Fuhad’s “Just don’t. Don’t. Don’t…” to James regarding the goldfish was comedy gold 😂😂 they know each so well! 😀

James' hair tuck and "pardon" SWEETED me

The difference bw dating a rich man and dating a GENEROUS man… a high income doesn’t mean he’s sharing it

That w.p. 500 dog breeds with black ppl made me drop my phone 😂🤣🤣🤣😂

My husband has come to check up on me twice for laughing hysterically😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I honestly can’t understand 90% of their British lingo.. but their laughs and faces have me sprung

OMG the coworker thing actually happened to my Mom. She even got called into the office for something the other person did as they thought it was her. She had to tell them straight and that manager was fired...

This is officially my favorite podcast 😂😂😂 even my thoughts have British accents now lol! Edit: Also if a man is taking you out, idc if he's a billionaire. Don't order everything on the damn menu and don't be ordering for people who aren't even there 😒 tf?

The passport story: EVERY CARIBBEAN PERSON CAN RELATE. OUR MOTHERS AND GRANDMOTHERS ALWAYS GO BY WHAT DREAM THEY HAD. 😂😂😂

The "broke" issue hit them hard to have it discussed for more than 10 minutes bruh🤣🤣🤣. It was a blow below the belt bredda

“Mr not knowing what 10 & 2 means” 😂😂😂😂

That mixup thing is so true. My daughter and her biracial friends get mixed up so much that when I come to pick up my daughter, they tell the other girls, their mum is here. The plot thickens when the biracial kids mom is told to pick up my daughter. Us moms hang out and crack up about it.

As a man with no vehicle the legs one hurt me spiritually

"What makes you think that i'd want to attract you?" 💀😂

Real ones know they accidentally posted the full episode of this yesterday

The way James says “FAM” gets me every time…

Friendly Advice for everyone, don't listen to this podcast in the gym. I almost decapitated myself on the bench press 😂

Both of them saying they could never have a guy stare at them and recite Twista's verse on slow jamz..... after staring at eachother reciting Twista's verse on slow jamz MULTIPLE times! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fuhad had me because I was breathing in and out too😂😂😂😂

The breath in, breath out 😂 James just rolls with it 😆 Damn this was one of the funniest podcasts they have done 😂❤

“You want that kind of money, but all you bring to the table is a used cooch and an attitude 😂”

I’m assuming the goldfish were the little cheese flavored crackers we have in the US 😂😂

I check on these lads more than the due dates on any of my class assignments I've literally dropped out of college 🙃

The way I was like “just ask Siri!” when James was fumbling for conversion statistics 😄

Never in my life have I or would I ask what's in a man's bank account! Just wow!

I had a teacher back in school that walked in to one of our classrooms once, looked around to see the Indian kid and paused while saying "Oh no wait, it's not you, it's the other one" and then closed the door and walked out... the entire room was like :O

You 2 are the Brothers I never had. Gives me Family vibes everytime I watch yall..... I have a Family of Fools & we die lol daily.... Thank you

That pick up where we left off floored me!!!!! 😂😂😂

The "breathe in, breathe out" had me laughing like a Tuskan Raider from star wars

“You’re broke” “You are too”

James and the mirror thing....hilarious 😂

Just like Fuhad, James reflection on the mirror story made me laugh out loud🤣🤣😭. Gentlemen serving vibes🔥🔥❤️.

I thought Fuhad was going to fall out in the floor after Breathe in Breathe out…..it’s over. 😂😂😂

In the talking stage with a guy... I asked him what he wanted out of our exchange. He didn't quite understand. I specified: do you want a relationship or do you just want to dip and do it only? (Friends with benefits) He was shocked, he stumbled on his words and said relationship. 7 months in we have NO deep intimate relationship... strictly surface and basically sex. I flip and asked straight up: " when we strated to talked I wanted to save you some time by sparing you the emotion requirement that a woman need. "Technically" a man knows within the first exchange what he wants out of a woman. I've been asking to spend time with you. You've avoided any form of intimacy to make me feel like I've been asking WAY TOO MUCH... so again what do you want...??? He says: "I just want to have fun. I was surprised that you were that straight forward and didn't think you were that "simple ". My answered, through text: " PERFECT. Know that as per the terms and conditions has changed. Know that from this point forward, you are now dismissed. "

they should make a reaction show where they watch bridgerton :D they might pause and repeat sentences a lot but I would watch the heck out of it :D

We call it ten toe taxi when they don't own a car. Lmao. Legs is hilarious.

I’m sour and broke. I’ve been telling men who approach me since my divorce, like sir I have nothing but drama to offer and they don’t care

Him saying a G wagon dropped my girl off is wild. Baby she's the driver's girl now😂

Even if I was making that kind of money, I'd still have a problem with that. I'm not spending my hard earned money on someone else's demands so they can just sit around and look pretty. Lol

I usually have a hard time with podcasts that talk about relationship topics. Especially when it comes to gender war topics. But this is one that I’ve can watch and enjoy as well as get different perspectives. Not putting either gender down or being extreme. Just funny and enjoyable.

😂😂😂😂 “what if I move my savings over”

The whole topic around the comment of a man earning $650K a year is absolutely ridiculous. I am not sure if this is from a young lady, but as an older women the most important thing for us ladies past 40 yrs is stability of self. People have to understand people are at various places in their life. Ladies stop chasing after a man's bag and make your own bag. Men have enough hard time being men by societal standards and they bare alot of weight on their shoulders. Women are pitted against each other to be a standard instead of just loving themselves for who they are. Looking for Love is hard but my tip is to the younger people is don't look for love. Love will show up when your not expecting it. When you reach a place where you're secure in mind, body and finances is when love could pop up...but if you're like me who is single and enjoying your peace......ENJOY YOUR PEACE AND HAVE FUN! Stand in front of a mirror daily and look at yourself. That's the person whom you should love.

Anyone else run straight to slow jams to recite the whole song?!? Love these guys. Hilarious 😂

Still not over the breathe in Breathe out it's over 💔💔 😭😭😭

Where are they selling the goldfish 😂😂😂 Dead!!

That cool runnings joke. Ya'll two probably looked at each other with the same thought going through your heads: Too many witnesses. The guy didn't just make a joke, he created a motive with witnesses so that you can't touch him. Very slick.

“Wha a gwan legs?” 😂🤣💀

"Legs"😂😂😂 I bet the rest of her contact list looks like a used car dealership.😂😂😂

I got confused for my coworker. I'm 5'9", lighter skin, very muscular build, and had a blond afro for a bit but just put it in braids. The coworker I was confused for is clearer dark skin, 5'2", very petite build, but always had braids in. Clearly twinning

“Big man, STEP BACK” 😂☠️

That was her woman’s intuition with the passport dream. 😂

For those who are wondering...Bolt is mobility company like Uber ......

Anyone with financial requirements voiced over emotional requirements is doing the world a favour waving their red flag 🚩🚩

That last story. I understand why he ran away but I would have been just like... Deer in headlights and said "OK big man jog on" and probably died.

James' face when Fuhad said 'it's over'!! WHY!!!

LMAOO THE BREAK UP 🤣🤣 The hair tuck killed meeee

Listen, I may be broke, but half these people ain't even worth my last $2.50

You two crack me up. Been following for ages on fb. Glad I’ve found you on the tube. Best of luck for the future boys 👍🏻

Firstly if you have $300 do not take a girl to Ruth’s Chris. I went there once and aside from their crab cake, I could’ve made everything else much better myself 😂 Update: I’ve been practicing in the kitchen and my crab cakes/seafood medley cakes (crab, shrimp and lobster) surpass that quality as well. I’m gonna save my daggon money

You guys never fail to make me laugh multiple times..james story about his reflection had me wheezing..Love the channel

20:26 That's no nightmare that's a premonition😳

"Breath in. Breath out. Its over."💀 And she still reply like an npc by texting, "hmmmm"😂😂😂

The way I look forward to these is unreal! Not only are they fuckin HIIIILARIIIIOUUUUS....but they say a lot of things most men are to afraid to admit! Speaking the truth & making it funny! W's in the chat!🥰☺😂

When James said about his own reflection in the widow had me lmao 🤣 😂 cause its something that would happen to me

Not me laughing along with them not knowing wtf a bolt is 😆🙈

The Ruth Chris story could've ended differently if he'd just asked if his date was paying or was she expecting him to. I've grabbed food for friends and family on dates and I have never entertained the idea of my date paying for it - and neither did the friend/person who asked for the food.

That elated "oh fuck" at the end of him laughing/giggling is very relatable.

The amount of new slang I've learned watching these two is crazy! #GetMyPassportReady 😂

I love that you guys speak similar to us Jamaicans. Your laughs are everything to me ☺

LMFAOOOOOOO MANS SAID "its haram thats all i know" I CANNOT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Damnnn home girls a savage. 😅 Better ‘public transport’ than ‘legs.’ 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

I can’t have a man sign Twista’s part to me word for word. I would scream in the office. Everyone would be popping up like meerkats.

I'm literally crying over here & it's the middle of the bloody night!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

Having been in an abusive marriage that apologizing for taking a nap hit different

On the coworker thing, they'll think we all know each other or are related.

It’s the way am glued to these men like dammmmmm how did I get here

The badly angled mirror had me rolling!🤣🤣

My new vocabulary word since watching them. VIO!!!!!

I have to get Patreon. I NEED those thursday episodes. They look juicy 😩

Just for context on how unrealistic 650k is, the president of the United States makes 400k a year.....yea I'm broke

“And when I come on over an bendya’as, I’ll be bumping Teddy Pendergrass”

Thank lady who couldn't go on the holiday, imagine if she told the guy about her fears and resignations and his response was "aaah maaan, you spoiled the surprise" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

It’s crazy 650,000/ yearly. The woman that said it probably couldn’t afford that lifestyle by herself.

The tears in my eyes and I’m only 4mins and 20 seconds in “he did what” 😂😂😂

he said she's skipping into the yard, I'm putting the door chain. i almost died laughing!!!!!!

“Wagwan legs” made me throw my spoon away🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

Damn!! I thought I had trust issues but the lady with the dream just 😂😂😂I can’t stop laughing 😆

That’s so crazy because the top 1% earnings in my actual state alone here in America is 1.1 million 🤦🏽‍♀️

Saw you guys on the Low I.Q podcast, subbed because you two were on it. Love you lots 🥰

Legs!!! 😭🤣 SAVAGE And "Genuinely Question"