He was emotionally invested in the LEGO movie is the best unspoken joke here.

"Some people suck" is the best line for real. 😂

"If you bring a baby into a movie theater - you're a piece of shit."

"Either make it quiet, or GET IT OUT!"

The way he says "No, I love the baby." Gets me more than anything and I don't know why 😂

A couple brought their baby into the theatre when I saw A Quiet Place. Totally ruined the fucking suspense.

Tom's comedy is less like stand up and more like just a buddy telling you hilarious stories

There should be a “no kids under the age of 3” rule at every theater.

I absolutely love the way he mimics a baby's cry

“You picture him” is the best line in this whole video. The shit eating grin as he says it too 😂

I have 3 kids, and I didn't once bring them to a theater before the age of 3. And if they couldn't behave, as 3 year often don't, then we left. They learned fast. Lol.

Dude, I have never watched a movie peacefully in a movie theater. I thought going to the theater that served alcohol would be better because it's 18 and over. Turns out Adults suck too

I work in customer service. If my calls weren't monitored, I'd totally say, "Some people suck," as an excuse.

I really hope there are some parents here with the best intentions and a suitable home life, whom have just now realized they also suck.

Went to a screening of Inglorious Basterds where my friends and I watched with horror as not one but two young couples walk in with their demon spawns - four of them, all roughly between 5 and 10. To a Tarantino film. Technically not babies, but we looked at each other with the 'some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids' look.

It’s interesting to track the correlation between Segura’s development and improvement as a comedian with his hair loss. It’s incredible.

Segura is one of very few comedians with jokes I can hear a thousand times and still piss myself laughing every single time

"WHY! 'CUZ EVERYBODY IS NOT IN THE ADULT MOVIE!" fucking killed me.

I fucking LOST IT at him yelling "WHY ISN'T EVERYONE IN THE ADULT MOVIE"

He makes me realize that some ppl simply have a gift to make others laugh hysterically… 🤣