I Saw A Fight | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy

I Saw A Fight | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Disgraceful" on Netflix

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Tom Segura saw a fight in the park. It was pretty great. Watch the full stand up comedy special “Disgraceful” on Netflix.
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@ARKHAMxMaverick 3 жыл бұрын

He looks like the kind of guy who would break his leg trying to dunk a basketball.

@WNM101 3 жыл бұрын

He’s not that guy Because he didn’t break his leg

@hova5025 3 жыл бұрын

Dumb F#€k, it was his 💪🏻

@Gruso57 3 жыл бұрын

Comment would've been good if you listed what he actually broke.

@epheyeTK 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao YOU GOT IT!

@sovalouX 3 жыл бұрын

You guys he's kinda right even being wrong lol he is the guy who did get fucked up trying to dunk and he did tear his tendon in his leg btw morons

@DonWayFilms 2 жыл бұрын

Dude in the bushes was like " I BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE!"

@courtsidewithjerome88 2 жыл бұрын

Cricket lol

@jonprange6665 2 жыл бұрын

i been knowin cricket 27 years!!! he came through last week with Jellyfish; They Were Lookin for Some SMOKE!!!!!!!!!!

@Tommyoda Жыл бұрын

i know the voice 🤣💦

@yuhyuh7603 Жыл бұрын

Alright calm down

@chocolatekyppcookie 2 ай бұрын

CRICKET RIGHT THERE

@AndrewBarsky 2 жыл бұрын

“Fights are awful, but I watched it.” Tom is literally all of us, but just honest about it.

@LeninovaPles 2 жыл бұрын

Definitely not all of us, I found it distasteful.

@cianwyn4605 2 жыл бұрын

Not all of us lie about who we are

@AlaluofNibiru 2 жыл бұрын

I’ve never watched a fight from the sidelines. Real men break up fights w/ strangers and protect when it’s someone you know. The old saying was “ If the white doesn’t win we all jump in” I guess that fizzled out few years ago when Fathers decided to stop raising their sons to be a gentleman.

@cianwyn4605 2 жыл бұрын

@@AlaluofNibiru real men aren't posting shit about real men getting involved in strangers shit to prove their manliness on KZfaq

@AndrewBarsky 2 жыл бұрын

@@AlaluofNibiru Do you understand what comedy is? It’s not to be taken literally. I’m glad that you are superior to all of us. It’s a fictional story. Get a hold of yourself.

@Tar-Numendil 2 жыл бұрын

The way Tom delivers the "mm-hmm no" is hysterical to me.

@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn Жыл бұрын

"Not in my park, nu-huh" 😂

@KickflipGnasty Ай бұрын

He’s incredible with little nuances like that 😂

@bighomieJ5X 2 жыл бұрын

When he said "Mur-derd" I lost it 😂😂

@For_The_Watch 3 жыл бұрын

“Those guys are obvious” murders me every time

@potatoensalada1951 2 жыл бұрын

Ikr first degree

@mu6554 2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get that reference?

@matthaeusperry4319 2 жыл бұрын

@@mu6554 the kkk, or the ku klux klan

@teasp00ns 2 жыл бұрын

@@mu6554 and white nationalists, neo-nazis. The whole spread

@CoffeeFresh_ Жыл бұрын

@@mu6554 its a direct reference to the Charlottesville incident. Where people wanted to tear down a statue so white guy dressed in plad flannels showed up with tiki torches.

@joshuabalsavage4695 3 жыл бұрын

NOOO!!! Him, him. Our him. Kills me every time.

@lubejar2498 3 жыл бұрын

Dooky Shoes was like na’mean.

@firstnamelastname1368 3 жыл бұрын

Bruhhhh... Hey everybody, this is it. The top comment.

@HalinazDziecmi 3 жыл бұрын

THATS CRICKET RIGHT THERE

@wazkangz955 3 жыл бұрын

@@HalinazDziecmi IVE BEEN KNOWIN CRICKET 27 YEARS

@willmach 3 жыл бұрын

I got photo of you hanging out with Dookie Shoes!!

@HalinazDziecmi 2 жыл бұрын

@@willmach I mean I've seen him

@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty 3 жыл бұрын

“He calls him a nuauaaua.” 🤣🤣😅

@tuckernevel Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@michaelgant584 2 жыл бұрын

The way he said "get em" and "noo"😂😂😂. Man....I'm done💯

@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift 2 жыл бұрын

SUP KANE

@Let-Me-Cook69 3 жыл бұрын

Bro i know exactly what park. It gotta be Rittenhouse. There's bushes and people yelling at each other across the park. This is a true story i seen it like 4 times lol

@DragonTigerBoss 2 жыл бұрын

Rittenhouse is a straight up homeless commune after dark.

@kevinperez1518 2 жыл бұрын

@Tod it’s probably not entirely made up, just super exaggerated m. That’s how comedians get their jokes, unless they’re a Jimmy Carr type where he just writes short jokes, and even then he has stories that are based on real life but completely exaggerated.

@SquareNoggin 2 жыл бұрын

@Tod Eh, more fun to just choose to believe stand up comedian's stories.

@libertusprimus 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Rittenhouse could use a Kyle or two

@markcoleman7246 2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinperez1518 Except this is the US, not the UK. The craziest shit that happens over there is like a Monday to us here in the States. Don't even get me started on Florida by itself.

@gregbosse269 9 ай бұрын

A white folding chair brought me here 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

@djaeb2001 3 жыл бұрын

I wish he would do another special, he’s top 10 comedian right now.

@HesterEditing 3 жыл бұрын

He's starting a tour real soon, so after the tour he will most likely film a new special

@shaunradomski8625 3 жыл бұрын

Top #1

@MontyFranklyn 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Chappelle, Bill Burr, Segura. My top 3

@patrickmcpartland1398 3 жыл бұрын

It's literally been a year since his last one, how quickly do you expect him to push out specials as well has his like 19 pob casts and always touring?

@djaeb2001 3 жыл бұрын

@@patrickmcpartland1398 shit, forgot about the last one

@robe.1084 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao “you about to get mur- dered” - bruh he got me crying

@VIIx22 9 ай бұрын

The Montgomery riverboat fight proved this

@imfiveone7158 3 жыл бұрын

"our him" I'm gonna pass out

@deanthonyj 9 ай бұрын

Hence the battle of Montgomery 😂😂

@BounceWindu 9 ай бұрын

Anyone come back here after the whole boat fight in Montgomery Alabama?

@YING7777 9 ай бұрын

I thought about this joke when I first saw the “Alabama Brawl“ . I was like, this is like Tom’s joke.

@nkg___5172 2 жыл бұрын

"Beautiful day in Philly, beautiful day in the park" that's the biggest cap I've ever heard

@sushimandaddi 3 жыл бұрын

Living in Philly, sounds like any day of the week

@isaacmarley2439 2 жыл бұрын

It's always sunny

@teasp00ns 2 жыл бұрын

god damn this man is funny lol. perfect example of someone making jokes about sensitive topics and absolutely nailing it because he knows what he's doing

@mikes8079 3 жыл бұрын

His bit on white guy loyalty reminds me of Bill Burr’s bit from years ago who I might add was done in Philly.

@happybirthday146 3 жыл бұрын

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@frankymacf 3 жыл бұрын

Bill did it way better. Tom comes across as virtue signalling and even a little bit sadistic.

@frankymacf 2 жыл бұрын

@Kaladins So he’s not just a little bit sadistic like I assumed, it’s ‘his thing’? Thanks for clarifying, I’ll give him a miss for now. And he’s virtue signalling, get over it.

@frankymacf 2 жыл бұрын

@Kaladins Normally you’d be absolutely right. But Tom and his audience seem to consider it virtuous to hate white people so it’s not contradictory at all. Anyway, we can agree to disagree, the beauty of art.

@VonJay 2 жыл бұрын

@@frankymacf lmao. He thoroughly explained that he doesn't believe in group think, and dissociates himself from those that group think and carry torches, yet you say he hates white people. Lmmfao. The "world" is fucking crazy. Or the world's emotional intelligence is so low that they don't know how to interrogate how they're feeling effectively enough to make logical sense of what they mean. Wow thanks for that comment.

@mercerultimateedition7325 3 жыл бұрын

Delivery as smooth as his lay up.

@melindasparkles 9 ай бұрын

Anyone come back to rewatch this after the Montgomery River boat brawl? 🤣🤣🤣

@jimhim585 2 жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite jokes, the story delivery is pitch perfect

@bigmike9333 3 жыл бұрын

Tom you’ve got one of the most hilarious delivery techniques. Love the ymh universe too

@adamd.6698 3 жыл бұрын

You bet I’m coming up in May

@Dylangp 3 жыл бұрын

@@adamd.6698 Don't be stingy Adam , you'll get a lease and a key . Try it out man .

@Dylangp 3 жыл бұрын

Glad you're following proto buddy.

@donaldtoonsberry832 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Mike

@joshuabalsavage4695 3 жыл бұрын

Let me eat ya. One time.

@Thecrazygamers2000 3 жыл бұрын

toms delivery is one of the best

@nickcoulton658 3 жыл бұрын

Not in basketball

@isaacmarley2439 2 жыл бұрын

Whats 🧺 ball ?

@justindestafney 2 жыл бұрын

“I’m out…” gets me every time

@Yerfdog1 3 жыл бұрын

As a middle easterner, the interracial loyalty is so true.

@joedirt2862 2 жыл бұрын

Intraracial

@unwnme 2 жыл бұрын

It's mostly about non-white people ganging up on white people. Which is racial hate and an absolute disgrace.

@Pizza____God 9 ай бұрын

rewatching this joke in celebration of the August 5th incident in Alabama

@timothyencinas3353 9 ай бұрын

This clip is going to get a flood of views from that boat fight. I love it. Black people are the best.

@quietdude0001 9 ай бұрын

Great video to show to other races to intrepret and understand.

@foxfireman188-ls1kv 9 ай бұрын

"Tom, there's no other way I can say it. I love watching black people have fun."

@MD-ww7gy 2 жыл бұрын

Actually had a guy look directly at me while he was getting his ass kicked.."aren't you gonna help me?" "nope!"

@ajp3056 9 ай бұрын

I reckon many Alabama Riverboat viewers are going to be sending this bit around

@mztweety1374 9 ай бұрын

Y'all know I watched this again after chairgate. I have never seen a black man swim to a fight but I say they put it in the triathlon let's go!

@fungshui13 11 ай бұрын

“And then they killed that white guy” dawg that shit just had me crying 😂😂

@codyblaisdell2054 6 ай бұрын

"Let me tell you something, you're about to get MUR-DERD" 😂😂

@Taliyon 3 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura is a freaking legend. The dude's delivery is the consistency on a level that you can only dream your Door Dasher or UPS would be... But what I find entirely more incredible, are the people who comment on his comedy. They too are almost as funny as he is. Imagine that. Just some randos. Seriously. Compare Segura commenters, vs other comedians. It's a rip dude! I snort all the time. You guys crack me up.

@Psychguy00 2 жыл бұрын

Ok dude you're too much into this. Life goes on focus on you! 😀

@angster4267 Жыл бұрын

@@Psychguy00 he wuvs him

@GiDD504 2 жыл бұрын

Technically it's Intra-racial loyalty. Interracial loyalty would be between separate races. thanks porn!

@67bajaconv 2 жыл бұрын

And they say we learn nothing good from porn.

@user-lj2fw5lo8y 2 жыл бұрын

i think he said inner

@robK1320 2 жыл бұрын

pretty sure he says "inner", not "inter"

@GiDD504 2 жыл бұрын

@@robK1320 according the subtitles its interracial so...

@dlizzy3835 2 жыл бұрын

@@GiDD504 the subtitles also said “he calls him a ‘nerd’…” 😂

@piggy201 3 жыл бұрын

The Algorythm decided these clips are the only thing that will be played for me on auto play until the end of time recently

@sikosis999 2 жыл бұрын

you must be getting indoctrinated . . . ."this is how you cuck" by tom segura >

@haysoos7945 9 ай бұрын

After the Alabama brawl this is even funnier. Fuck around and find out 😂😂😂😂

@deelee1569 2 жыл бұрын

"Idk if he lived n the bushes"😅dyin

@bvincesf 2 жыл бұрын

The only lie is a "Beautiful Day in Philly"! You are the KING Tom!!!

@j.demarco8937 3 жыл бұрын

"Get him!" Should not be the best part of this. But it is. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Frisky2timesCosplay 2 жыл бұрын

It was the "no HIM HIM" for me lmfao

@sebastianrutkowski7316 2 жыл бұрын

"the people's mayor". funny AF.

@dannysalinas8811 2 жыл бұрын

Segura always has the strangest encounters lol

@solidsnake3861 2 жыл бұрын

Segura has the best black dude voice

@gour348 2 жыл бұрын

*BIKES*

@solidsnake3861 2 жыл бұрын

@@gour348 hold my pocket

@itchyandveryscartchy30 2 жыл бұрын

Unlike Joe Rogan and Kevin Hart who have to Yell a punchline to the top of their lungs to make the audience think it’s funny. This a guy who does comedy.

@Santoryu90 2 жыл бұрын

Don’t know about that with Kevin Hart but Joe Rogan definitely ain’t funny

@itchyandveryscartchy30 2 жыл бұрын

@@Santoryu90 Kevin Hart doesn’t allow himself to be funny anymore because he’d rather keep his job than getting canceled so he just doesn’t have any funny material after filtering it. But that I can understand from a business perspective. But Joe Rogan when he talks about comedy Or try impressions on the JRE and really introduce himself as a comedian I just can’t understand does he really believe that? Is he funny?

@Santoryu90 2 жыл бұрын

I agree that Kevin Hart would probably want to avoid getting “canceled” hell the thing he got flak for initially was pretty stupid because cancel culture is stupid, I still say he’s still good. Joe on the other the hand idk I don’t think he was or ever really funny comedian or not.

@itchyandveryscartchy30 2 жыл бұрын

@@Santoryu90 - the problem with Rogan is that he is convinced that he is a comedian. And he actually have a career in it which is really astonishing how much he is living this fantasy like he truly thinks that he is funny. But he is really not and I laugh at dumb shit all the time but he is just not funny at all so the fact that he became rich from doing comedy makes me think what an interesting world we live in.

@zacharystecher3266 2 жыл бұрын

@@Santoryu90 dude just yells at the mic

@Oakshield2 3 жыл бұрын

Funniest guy to come out of that whole Rogan L.A. crew.

@tatumsh9 3 жыл бұрын

Very true

@sladehildebrand7518 3 жыл бұрын

Idk, bill burr is pretty hilarious too.

@tombruckman6954 3 жыл бұрын

what about bart

@Oakshield2 3 жыл бұрын

@@sladehildebrand7518 Bill Burr was already a established comic before moving to LA. He's a NY comedy cellar guy, came up with some of the greatest comics alive.

@russt9478 3 жыл бұрын

Callen, Von, Sebastian, Bert. Ari, Henchclif, Diaz You gotta see them live baby, you will laugh.

@InfernalGeneral666 Жыл бұрын

This was the clip that made Tom my favorite comedian ever. He took what I was thinking about "racial loaylty" and put it into words I could never have worded better, or as hilariously.

@tenkkutn 3 жыл бұрын

Rest in Peese FEDSMOKER, keep on fetherin' it brother

@Biggie_Cheese704 3 жыл бұрын

Pease*

@tenkkutn 3 жыл бұрын

@@Biggie_Cheese704 lol better tred lightly, brotha... Fedsmoke don't care about grammer. U gonna end up on the web.

@oscaruvalle7538 3 жыл бұрын

He passed gas?

@dusanaeagles9950 2 жыл бұрын

@@Biggie_Cheese704 peace 😁

@mad_elf 2 жыл бұрын

@@Biggie_Cheese704 you had time to google it and everything.

@shaunp8534 9 ай бұрын

I would love for him to be at the Alabama boat fight.

@mztweety1374 9 ай бұрын

Child, the commentary would be absolute fire😂😂😂

@geekymetalhead5112 6 ай бұрын

@@mztweety1374 Man's would be spitting like the M1 Flammenwerfer

@xDivineMemoriesx 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe its taken me so long to discover Tom, omg he is a great story teller comedian. He just has his delivery down to a T (much like John Mulaney in my opinion) where he could be saying the most mundane thing but it just comes out hilarious

@nickandrews2255 Жыл бұрын

Same

@nieceypiecey100 Жыл бұрын

“Discover”

@ICN8IVE 5 ай бұрын

It's mostly stories.

@red0ctane19 3 жыл бұрын

I love this bit man! Always hilarious! Got me in the mood to rewatch the whole special.

@AiNEntertainment101 3 жыл бұрын

...same here! 😅

@CymonTempler 3 жыл бұрын

“Because you’re saying it Japanese” is the bit that makes me laugh. Mostly because my family and their partners are the same kinds of stupid as that check in guy is.

@red0ctane19 3 жыл бұрын

@@CymonTempler Hahaha! Yeah I feel that one too.

@BrettfordBolts 2 жыл бұрын

@@CymonTempler SEGUUUUURA

@rustyspoons2087 9 ай бұрын

This aged beautifully after what happened at the Montgomery Brawl

@Notoriouscj1 5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Panama_Red 3 жыл бұрын

"you're like, 'fuck that guy'". 😂I said exactly that in a situation not to different.

@juliuspronk7532 3 жыл бұрын

This and the dog killing bit are my two favorites lol

@mattculver8740 2 жыл бұрын

Love you Tom. You helped me through getting sick. Made me smile everyday!

@dizzyrocket8 2 жыл бұрын

When he simulated a black man hopping out of the bushes, I lost it 😂😂

@satyamchoudhary6333 2 жыл бұрын

Definitely one of the top tier comedians of this era.

@duncdonut 3 жыл бұрын

The Richard Pryor reference was perfect.

@simonsen7621 3 жыл бұрын

Which one?

@duncdonut 2 жыл бұрын

@@simonsen7621 The job interview sketch on SNL with Chevy Chase.

@simonsen7621 2 жыл бұрын

@@duncdonut Thanks! :)

@drphot6050 2 жыл бұрын

Great stuff Tom Tom! He may not be invited to the (temporarily closed) cookout but he sure nuff can get a plate at work! 😂🤣😂

@spinningbackkick6021 9 ай бұрын

This aged well

@britnyank9002 2 жыл бұрын

This clip - this one....is my absolute favorite.

@limlim1630 9 ай бұрын

The recent ferry boat fight proved this. Guys popping up from portals and behind even Black Manta rose out of the sea to join in

@Vagicramp101 3 жыл бұрын

BIKES!!!!???!!!

@Dwightaroundyolips 2 жыл бұрын

This shit makes me cry laughing every time

@aconvowithcrissee222 Жыл бұрын

"OUR him" TOM PLSSSS

@juddshepherd9468 Жыл бұрын

Tom is just the king of delivery not one bad shot he's got the best flow

@KWilliamB 2 жыл бұрын

Last lines fully resonate with me.... Karma is karma... Dont involve me with what you brought upon yourself

@vredehuman5242 3 жыл бұрын

one of the best joke writers out there. perfect execution.

@BEEJAYCAPONE2 Жыл бұрын

I was like No…him him…our him 😂😂😂😂 I still cant breath 😂😂😂

@jkmattpcolorado1970 2 жыл бұрын

Tom Segura a true legend I like his comedy just awesome 😂

@MrDayday4641 2 жыл бұрын

The people who disliked this video are the same people Tom will be uploading pictures of.

@longshlongg6866 2 жыл бұрын

LOL 😂

@david102991 2 жыл бұрын

Way to pander to 2021 Tom, that a baby.

@bikibaws 2 жыл бұрын

"Get 'im!" Hahahaha

@guyinagame4793 2 жыл бұрын

His clever little metaphors are hilarious

@leavemealone5890 9 ай бұрын

Anyone here after the Alabama boat fights?

@TWes-ku6et 2 жыл бұрын

I really wanna go see his standup

@SNUPE_FOXX92 2 жыл бұрын

“Our him” 😂

@papagrounds Жыл бұрын

"He calls him a nihmnghmnghhh" 🤣

@bubbaclay18 3 жыл бұрын

This bit vs bikes! Is hard to choose for #1 segura bit Keep em high and tight

@t-hummve4767 3 жыл бұрын

As someone who lives in Pennsylvania and lives close to Philadelphia, I can confirm this happens

@denisekessler4371 2 жыл бұрын

Your my favorite comedian!! #1 you are 🤣🤣🤣

@hyderqadri1413 2 жыл бұрын

Love this guy

@Lord_Cardboard 2 жыл бұрын

I read the thumbnail as "I saw a Facial fight" and I was thoroughly intrigued, thinking that 2 people just started getting really animated with their facial expressions. I wasn't disappointed with what I got, instead, but I was a little...I really wanted to hear about that facial fight

@big_duecebungalow5138 Жыл бұрын

Yours and my browser history must be way different because if I would of saw “facial fight”, expressions is not the first thing that would of came to mind

@battlebeard2041 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve heard this bit at least half a dozen times. Still had me snort-laughing 😂

@No_mans_flies 3 жыл бұрын

This is still my favourite bit of toms

@Garage-wt5jl 8 ай бұрын

I freaking love you Tom 😆

@nanbat6847 2 жыл бұрын

As they hold torches. I actually giggled

@tylerbrooks2492 3 жыл бұрын

He's my favorite comedian.

@RHt09 2 жыл бұрын

That woman at the end who screamed “Yeahhhh” at the end annoyed the shit out of me

@jeffreychancellor105 2 жыл бұрын

« You’re about to get murdurrrd »🤣 im crying.

@toddjefferson8761 3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I just watched this last night lmao

@clay_freespirit 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Todd.

@shampthedog 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Todd.

@toddjefferson8761 2 жыл бұрын

@@shampthedog aw come on guys I just wanted to be part of something 🥺😓

@xxBONGHUNTER420xx 3 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to do cartoon version of this

@chauncey6871 Жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious! 😆

@buttonz2160 2 жыл бұрын

I literally hollered laughing! 😆 😂 😂

@stefanbernhard2710 2 жыл бұрын

New to Tom Segura. Guy is hilarious, especially his bball skills.

@jemmavigor4263 2 жыл бұрын

I am dying from this one. I love you. You always say shit other people want to, but don’t. You definitely blur the social norm lines…but in the best way. 🤣🤪 maybe it’s because I’m from England, and find ur humor absolutely brilliant! Or…maybe it’s because I’ve got a sick sense of humor 🤷🏻‍♀️