From Seagal to Breen. This man truly suffers for our entertainment.

No clue who Neil Breen is, but i still give -1 point to Steven Seagal.

I am legitimately in awe of the way Space Ice interprets Neil Breen movies in a way that *almost* makes them make sense.

I love how she carries her childhood journal everywhere with her. Finding 1 black cube was THE only interesting thing in her 20-30 years of life

Even Seagal can only dream about that level of movie making.

"I can't believe you committed suicide. I CANNOT believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide?" Breen's disappointment was immeasurable, and his day was ruined.

Neil Breen is an inspiration. He proves ANYONE can make a movie, regardless of experience, talent, or intelligence.

The weirdest thing about this film? It features the most realistic blood I've seen in any film I've ever seen.

This movie left me breathless. That was because I tried to suffocate myself while watching it.

The black rock makes Breen's character age 33% faster. It also makes Breen and anyone he comes into contact with 66% more stupid. This was explained in the comics.

"I get that face injuries can be rough, but breathing is usually more important!" The delivery of that line killed me! 🤣

I can explain the teleporting through the door. They didn't have the funding to rent a trailer for the movie so they just filmed next to a random trailer they found but didn't have access to, so they teleported through it so we would know they are going in and out of it.

Part of me admires Neil Breen, he didn't let his lack of talent stop him from making movies. It's inspirational in a way.

Imagine a world where Neil Breen directs a Steven Seagal movie written by Seagal and co-starring Neil Breen. Breen and Seagal in Double Trouble.

The part when Ally looks right at the camera is epic. 🤣

Nobody can resist the gravitational pull of Neil Breen. Not even light and despair can escape.

"You can't leave the box empty, it's bad luck"..."Yes you can, and no it isn't!" You kill me

You've got to respect that the guy was a career architect who decided to pivot in his 40s to take $5-$10k at a time and turns that into one of THESE things every few years. I've never paid that kind of scratch to give strangers dumb entertain even once. Neil Breen is a gift.

"You're everything I've ever wanted." "That is the saddest thing I've ever heard." Beautiful set up and delivery there, Space Ice!

This guy makes Steven Segal look like an Oscar award winner 😂

It begins, ladies and gentlemen. The Neil Breen saga is here!

I really appreciate them finding the worst actors out there and putting them all in this movie together, so they don't pollute any of the movies I actually watch.

I've never tried acting in my whole life but after seeing people "worse than me", I'm inspired! Thanks so much.

That sex scene was hilarious. Neil looked so proud to throw papers around. No passion at all, he just wanted to make a mess 😂

This has got to be one of the most underrated KZfaq channels I've seen in a long time. Every single video is an absolute knee-slapper, containing the funniest, yet also most informative descriptions of movies you'll ever find. Rock on.

That guy not only has a Ferrari. He's got a poster of a Ferrari too. That's True Class

You know a movie is bad when the best acting is performed by children 🤣

What scares me is that this guy is actually an architect who makes so much money that he can pay for all of these crazy movies. An architect!

I have to admit, the final speech scene with Breen explaining how awesome he is, people commiting mass suicide and assassin hiding behind the fake bush almost makes up for the entire pointless movie.

Neil Breen makes me feel like I could do anything. Even make my own movies

"He's a successful writer." That's what the movie wants you to believe but your eyes and ears will constantly betray you.

Neil Breen is a legend of the "so bad it's good" movie genre. He is not "sharknado". Which those movies sucks because they are trying to be bad, Neil Breen is trying his best to make a great movie, There in lies the magic behind a true classic "so bad it's good" movie. We love you Neil Breen!

The scene where Neil Breen doesn’t seem that upset that his friend died from “suicide” is so hilarious since he is acting like someone did something mildly annoying to him instead.

"Way to stay in the lines...idiot" absolutely slayed me 😂😂😂

it's hilarious how he writes himself as this character that all of the women (and girls) in the movie wanna have sex with, despite looking how he looks.

So creepy that Breen decided to have a very young woman obsessed with him. Like something Seagal would do. But at least I haven't heard any real life accusations against Breen, like against Seagal.

Absolutely ecstatic that you are covering Neil Breen the legend!

Believe it or not, Fateful Findings is one of Breen's more sensible and cohesive movies, compared to his other works.

Thanks so much for putting me onto Breen! Gonna watch everything he’s ever done, his work’s truly amaaaazin ;)

The entire movie takes place inside his brain the instant after the Rolls hit him, and before he slips into infinity to become the Being in Pass Thru.

"How could you have committed suicide" Asked Neil calmly.

The suicide scene was so moving I got goosebumps and not afraid to admit that I cried like a baby

Watching the reviews of Fateful Findings, I almost felt like there was a coherent plot hidden underneath the surface. There is a great conflict between a terrible conspiracy of a worldly cult and a mysterious bunch of new age ghosts. The male neighbor and Breen are Christ symbols, because that's what he is in all his movies. The conflict is too much for the neighbor who succumbs to alcoholism and the conniving succubi who have occupied the forms of his wife and teenage daughter, but Breen is too powerful for them, and is able to successfully resist their feminine charms, thanks to his single-minded fixation on his soul-mate the beautiful doctor who is magnetically drawn to him (because women are always magnetically drawn to Breen) as well as the magical cube that brought them together, and are the source of his powers. This allows Breen to successfully resist the evil cult and reveal them to the world. I see some elements of a coherent film, but the terrible script writer, director, casting director and lead actor sabotaged it all. Oh wait, that was all Breen.

Lol the girls "diary" is in pristine condition when she's an adult.

13:17 the most emotional moment of human history, only matched by the "I did not hit her, I did not." moment from the room.

The teen girl actress is trying to keep from laughing as Breen tells her to stop. You can see her biting her lip to prevent laughter as to how bad that scene is. But Breen is obviously a genius because he has perfected the art of the bad movie and is milking it for all it's worth.

The weird thing is that if David Lynch did this same idea, it would be good even though it still wouldn't make sense...!

Neil Breen is the discount David Lynch.

I like how you point out the medical inconsistencies in these movies.

Worst movie ever?! This is the greatest movie ever. So many great scenes. I can’t wait until his next movie is ready.

I don't think I've ever laughed harder than the first time I watched this film. It's pure unintentional comedic genius that will never be replicated. Except maybe by Neil Breen. And then probably again by Neil Breen.

This is only my 2nd video of yours I've seen and it's a masterpiece. It's edited 1000x more competently and Breen could ever hope for and I've been laughing all along. Thanks for the great day, have a sub and a like for the effort

Neil Breen announced over twitter that he wrapped production on his 6th film. This is my most anticipated movie of 2023.

5:15 how nice of the paramedics to set his phone on his unconscious body LMFAO

I just love the idea of shitting on the quality of care at the hospital 😂

“I think we are supposed to not like him but she is just so much worse.” Dude, that had me rolling.

So glad to see you’ve discovered the brilliance of Neil Breen. I really hope you do some of his other movies. Twisted Pair is really crazy.

1:05 Omg, the fact that you’re so adamant it’s a pancake and not a wild mushroom just kills me. 😂

Oh my gawd. The hospital scene with the doctors got me laughing so hard , my chest started to hurt. I thought I had an attack episode. Thank goodness I'm ok.

When he said “I can’t believe you committed suicide. I can not believe you committed suicide.” I felt that.

Dude, I found your channel a week ago and watched every video, some of Seagal ones even twice. Love it. Just love it. Please never stop, you make great content. Thanks for making me laugh, reviewing these bad movies.

Its part of the lore to have old, clunky laptops in his movies.

Neil is that step dad we all need.

I am so glad you discovered Neil breen. His movies makes seagal look like a genius

Thank you for single-handedly saving us from these horrible movies. You give these movies actual entertainment value.

I often times watch videos like this and find them quite funny, but with this one I found myself laughing out loud alone like an idiot while drinking coffee. Love it. Keep them coming ❤

I'm fairly certain Breen does 3 or 4 takes without stopping, and then forgets to edit down to just one take and leaves them all in.

The "ambulance and hospital" scene had rolling dying of laughter! As a nurse, this is comedy gold!

this is the quality of movies we were making back in High School in the late 90s, and that's being generous

All of Neil Breen’s movies feel like fever dreams and not the good kind that inspired the Terminator movies.

It's awesome that you got a sponsorship! Congrats! 7:33 I love how he was hit by a car and the "paramedics" lift his head to put on the oxygen mask. You never move a person's head. They might have a neck injury and you could've just paralyzed them by moving their head. 9:02 He's wearing a nasal cannula, which is backwards, and, like the oxygen mask, it would be pointless, since it's supposed to go in your nostrils. All of that bandaging prevents that. Plus, if he has a nasal cannula, he doesn't need an oxygen mask. A nasal cannula delivers oxygen.

I genuinely have no idea how Space Ice sat through this one. Going outside and attempting to chew a block of hardened cement would have seemed more appealing than watching this 😭💀

Something you missed was the glitter falling off of the box with the black cube at 00:45. The glitter symbolized the hidden truths surrounding what we perceive as reality, often sprinkled about in plain sight but over looked, and how often we brush them off to rush to the reward of false realization. Or something like that.

My best guess for the trailer teleportation is that is the same storage unit complex that he used for the interior shots, & he want to rescue her from somewhere different, so he just saw a trailer outside that he obviously doesn't have a key to. So they shot a different dark interior with another teleportation, so it matched the trailer.

I feel what really lets this movie down is the lack of a Thailand dance scene. It's such an obvious oversight I don't understand how they missed it.

This makes the room look amazing. Also your theory of the plot is so much better than the actual plot

"I'm just glad Neil Breen decided to pick up a camera instead of a gun." -Rich Evans, Red Letter Media

“Tries to take him out using MSPaint or some shit…” 😂😂😂 I’m dyin’ here!

I have been binging your content since a week or so now and always laugh out loud. Your voice, delivery, and jokes are so on point for this kind of content. Keep up the great work mate! 👍🏽

I kinda appreciate Neil, to be honest. He clearly doesn't give a shit and just wants to make movies.

its truly incredible how simple things just fly past Breen but yet he still makes movies that break the time paradox!!! LEGENDARY!!!

I can't remember the last time I actually laughed out loud watching something on KZfaq. This is gold

I always forget just how bizarre and surreal Neil Breen's cinematography is until I see it again. Good lord. Aw fuck yeah, our man has made it! You know you got in on the ground floor when you see the first few Raid sponsorships for a creator. Get that bag, you legend!

Way to go bro, I think this is your first sponsor right? I'm happy for you, very well deserved. Great vid as always.

You forgot to mention all the laptops Breen always destroys in all his epic scenes! 🤪

To be fair, Raid Shadow Legends is not too far a step above of Breen or Seagal. It’s like eating a sh*t sandwich, but instead of eating it out in the rain, you get to eat it under an umbrella that’s too small and has a hole in it.

This movie has been reviewed to death on KZfaq but you made it more hilarious than anyone before.

Before I saw this I had no idea who Neil Breen was & now I can never forget him.

You deserve a national award for going through these movies for our sakes

Sooo the “doctor” carried that notebook on her pockets for three decades… and never wrote a single thing more in it?

I assume the actor who confirmed that it was indeed the Rolls Royce that did it has a great number of Oscars by now, such depth of emotion and such powerful delivery surely must have taken him to the very top.

This madman has made even the Raid advertisement fun and enjoyable to watch.

Shame on ANYONE who doesn’t recognize his Breenius

I hope Double Down (2005) will be covered at some point. The levels of grandiosity in Breens character in the first 10 minutes or so alone make Seagal seem humble.

Neil Breen is the cinema hero we all deserve.

"The writing of this film is top notch." Brilliant.

That hospital scene was so bad i almost lost my nursing degree by just watching it.

I didn't think it was possible.... Niel Breen makes Steven Seagal look like a classically trained actor. It's a world gone mad.

Neil breen ,a filmmaker like no other ,he doesn’t conform to clichéd things like a storyboard ,plot or dialogue he is the only one on set who has any idea wtf is going on and even then he likes to keep himself guessing ,as long as he is the hero or villain or both.my fav is the one where he is twins and does super jumps .

“there’s that little rapscallion, I know!” I don’t know what IT is… but you..got…IT!