Spartan 'Training' in The HALO Series is Pure COMEDY 😂

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Stark Cinema

Stark Cinema

2 ай бұрын

#halotvshow #halo #paramountplus
In today's video I talk about the COMPLETE joke of a tv series -- Halo, on Paramount Plus. They made Spartans look like total idiots in this 'training' sequence....

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@groovy7896
@groovy7896 2 ай бұрын
Fucking hell, John's origin story and the original origins of the 2s deserve a series of their own alone. THE ONLY way I could accept a tease at what 117 would look like was through the lens of him in his teens. And don't make it pussy shit, show him getting kidnapped and replaced with the dying clone, show the brutal fucking training where they got abandoned in the woods; then show us him finding humanity in blue team, show them learning to work together. It's on a silver platter man, I don't understand how anyone with half a brain misses the mark this hard with Microsoft's money at their back.
@greatwhite3512
@greatwhite3512 2 ай бұрын
Fall of reach master chief was dogding bullets this master chief walks like his at 201/200 weight capacity
@val6948
@val6948 2 ай бұрын
it is safe to say he does not like this scene
@lukemundy4023
@lukemundy4023 2 ай бұрын
I like to refer to Bell end Schreiber's character as Master Queef
@Tweety1789
@Tweety1789 2 ай бұрын
One of the main excuses that gets tossed around is "they didn't have the budget for awesome in-armor fights or whole episodes with their faces covered, m'kay?" And I totally get that, it's probably true. But that just means you have to make up for it with a solid character drama that will elevate the moments when we see the Spartans in action. This whole sequence shows that even when we sorta see the Spartans do Spartan-y stuff the writers still can't make it work. I can't wrap my head around someone fully believing they can make an acceptable video game to TV show transfer while flat out ignoring what Halo is at its core.
@XxF0RSAKEN
@XxF0RSAKEN 2 ай бұрын
Don't watch the show, read the books and play the games. The show and the games, books, other shows and movies are 2 different timelines but the show is very bad.
@Perkeletricksterservantofrher
@Perkeletricksterservantofrher 2 ай бұрын
I appreciate the books alot more now.
@fabianperez2252
@fabianperez2252 2 ай бұрын
I completely understand. I just begun listening to The Fall of Reach Audiobook. Really good shit compared to the show. The show runners are oblivious to the canon.
@Perkeletricksterservantofrher
@Perkeletricksterservantofrher 2 ай бұрын
that's the exact book I read Lol.@@fabianperez2252
@isidoretashjian2659
@isidoretashjian2659 2 ай бұрын
This show is stupid af
@StonyStark
@StonyStark 2 ай бұрын
Halo is definitely the most tv show ever
@jangolub8240
@jangolub8240 2 ай бұрын
Its a great show i enjoyed it
@jangolub8240
@jangolub8240 2 ай бұрын
I enjoyed it its great
@williamcintron4958
@williamcintron4958 2 ай бұрын
Havent watched the show have seen people review it and i refuse to watch this dogshit atrocity when i learned MC took his helmet off and how he talks to Cortana i refuse outright
@lennox8151
@lennox8151 Ай бұрын
P r o m o s m 😻
@simplex7096
@simplex7096 2 ай бұрын
i dont whant to defend this stupid show but surviving that fall 4:13 is feasable because master chief and noble 6 both survived falling from space in earth and reach
@BIackCadillac
@BIackCadillac 2 ай бұрын
they also did it with their armor locked or whatever though
@corpsegrinderak
@corpsegrinderak 2 ай бұрын
I like Pablo as the master chief but the writing is so bad. I just don't get it, all you have to show master chief kicking ass and not screw up the cgi and you would have a great show but no.
@ThatWasFiR3
@ThatWasFiR3 2 ай бұрын
Lol it's got its issues for sure but it's not that bad if you just come to terms and act like it's, its own timeline/ alternate universe.
@Stark-Cinema
@Stark-Cinema 2 ай бұрын
It’s not about the universe or timeline or canon. It’s about the dogshit fucking writers 🤝💀
@LahceneBelbachir
@LahceneBelbachir 2 ай бұрын
So it's not that bad when you pretend it's not Halo? lol
@jangolub8240
@jangolub8240 2 ай бұрын
​@@LahceneBelbachirits a great show made for wider audience, not for a few basement gamers
@nagiaoe2434
@nagiaoe2434 2 ай бұрын
It sucks even more because of that
@lukemundy4023
@lukemundy4023 2 ай бұрын
So its not so bad as long as you don't think of it as Halo???
@bilaalolaide
@bilaalolaide 2 ай бұрын
Don’t analyze the freaking movie just enjoy it and if you don’t enjoy it don’t watch it, it’s that simple buddy
@Stark-Cinema
@Stark-Cinema 2 ай бұрын
Could I not say the same thing about your comment, in regards to my videos? Don’t analyze the freaking video just enjoy it and… you get the point. Also, valid criticism is how media improves in the future. Thanks!
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