“DURR HURR JAKE HAHAHA.” So fucking cringe.

@@Dragonage2ftw 100 people disagree.

@@Dragonage2ftw Let the cringe flow.

I'm pretty sure Jake is not a Virgin. Did you see how the Space manatee looked at him?

@@Dragonage2ftw you do know he said "jake Skywalker" because in an interview about the TLJ mark said "this isn't Luke Skywalker this is someone else this is jake Skywalker".

That's fucking hilarious

Yeah, and we can't have that in a SW movie XD

Corporates gonna corporate

@@DarkAttackYT I'd even go as far as to say "of all time."

Actually I heard they were fired from Solo because they wouldn't obey Lucasfilm directive and add in token/woke crap

Yeah! and the movie never imply that he deserved something better just for having a minority background, neither their parents, or friends that treat him differently, not a single cliché, he was just a kid... just like in real life.

He was his own character. He wasn't better than the original Spider-Man, but he didn't need to be. He just needed to be good enough and capable of growth.

You won't like Miles in the comic, at least not the older issues. They've begun changing him to be more like the film version. He's not there yet, but he is moving in the right direction.

I was just happy that they finally are recognizing speciesists issues and put a pig in as one of the spidermans. Frickin' humans and their "Oh, the human race is the best hur dur..." :D

Pax00Imperium We need more species representation.

weldsj she’s good at that too

@@DatsRandom That's what I mean. A girl from a desert planet jumps into a deep pool of water like an Olympian Champion... I think in her version of the cave sequence. Got that from critiques of the movie as I will not watch that open hate letter to men and boys.

Tfa is a remake of a new hope. Poe and finn =chewy and han. Bb8=r2d2.jakku=tattoin. Kylo=vader. Rey=luke . Old luke =old obi won.

Snoke=palpatine starkiller base = death stars

@@weldsj8847 That is just stupid. The movie was very problematic. But not because of freaking hate for men or some shit like that. I stand by the fact that Kylo Ren, Luke and Finn are the only characters that even have something resembling a character arc and development in that movie. The problem was that Rian Johnson and his writers are incapable of telling a story. They might have good ideas, but they get lost in ineffective storytelling and his ridiculous desire to make everything unexpected. He doesn't seem to understand that "new and different" is not automatically better than the logical conclusion. But fuck off with that "SJW agenda" shit, please. The only character that gives off that impression is Holdo. And she only comes off like that because Rian, once again, is too shitty to make something that might have been interesting work. Hell, maybe they even have a feminist agenda. But in doing so they basically manage to make the male characters the more interesting ones. Which, no matter the intention basically does the opposite of conveying any "man-hating" message in that movie.

But what about being to patient and Luke being to impatient

Yeah, the character sadly was made solely for a political message instead of actually being a character

Oh shit it's obama

@@solar2696 what "message"...

What flaw did Luke have, besides trying to fuck his sister?

Not every film needs the heroes journey.

@@raydarable the new star wars movies did

@@HeroOfJusticeYT Yeah, I guess you're right. The movie certainly needed something. I think they avoided the heroes journey to feel different from the original trilogy but they didn't really replace it with anything.

@@raydarable oh no, they definitely replaced it with something. bad jokes and wokeness XD

@@MouseGoat I didn't think it was that woke TBH. (I agree with the bad jokes though).

Saitama's real struggle is the lack of fulfillment an easy victory leaves, and this happens over and over for him. So he proves to be a real hero by helping other heroes continue to fight through either inspiration or giving them a reality check.

That lack of struggle then resulting in him losing any feeling even when doing things outside of fighting. Which then makes you realize just how hollow simply existing is for him...shit I need to go sulk in a corner now.

You expect Ray to be anything but a bland Mary Sue? whos happy being a Mary Sue?

@Olivier Dubreuil-Gagnon Ray is happy being a Mary Sue, because she is self aware of being "The Chosen one" OR the hero. She's heard all the old stories before, so to her, being a Jedi is wish-fulfillment. Its like the Star Wars universe is a isekai Action Adventure with her being aware of that fact. its like if a SW fans gets transported into the universe then does everything they can to become a jedi.

@@IN-tm8mw, So basically fan-fiction?

Well most people (in america) are vitamin d, zinc, and magnesium deficient, which increases depression. So its an easy relatable character to presume.

@@mimszanadunstedt441 this is some deep analysis over there!

@@mimszanadunstedt441 alienation is a symptom of post-industrial capitalism

You heard it here folks! Cure your sadding depression with an easy vitamin regime! */sarcasm*

That just means we need to find our journeys to make our lives mean something.

If Rey played Minecraft she would find diamonds immediately and spawn next to the stronghold and find 12 ender pearls with 12 flame rods in that stronghold

Amen

The thing about a deconstruction is that it is dull as fuck if it doesn't then reconstruct itself.

I see you saw yesterday's EFAP as well.

@@ArbNiero Blessed be the Jared, the Tonald, and the Cosmic Chicken.

@@iratepirate3896 I dont know, one punch man is a pretty entertaining deconstruction of battle anime.

Why the fuck people want to deconstruct everything? Especially when they can't come up with anything better ? Who gives a shit about social commentary in a freaking space opera? Star wars had a perfect formula down to an atom. It was the perfect movie God damn I'm so salty. Still hurts

@@MDStepko yep, Kathleen kicked them out

There is a line that is very easy to break in goth. When you go full vampire, blood drinking and all it's time to back away.

@Joseph Ferguson If you're dealing with a Vamp she's either a teenager or A nutty Tumblr broad. Either way it's never a good idea

Big tiddy goth girl

Especially when they have big titties

Joseph Ferguson Oh god please say you’ve watched Internet Historian and Sorrow TV’s My Immortal. It’s a Vamp tumblr girls Harry Potter fanfic, and it’s AMAZINGLY dramatized by IH and Sorrow.

I like to think that since peter spent more time with miles he realized that a more nurturing approach is how to teach miles Like he didnt become spiderman until a nurturing speech from his father

exactly

Do you also let a match burn down to your fingertips to feel anything?

@@Testosterooster it's the only way I can feel something, anything.

@@Testosterooster Of course I do. And I do it while playing Johnny Cash - Hurt

Some worst arguments I've heard about Luke and Rey's character in the film are: Rey being a nobody is relatable-that doesn't make a character relatable its there flaws and problems which make them relatable. Luke is now human-Luke was already human in ESB he suffered a lot at the end from a mistake on his part by going bespin (he lost Han, his hand, his father lightsaber, from certain point view his mentors were lying, he thought his father was amazing but really he turned into a evil man).

Well at least the "The Last Jedi" is a film that keeps on giving. Mainly lessons in how to ruin a billion dollar franchise. Its a tragedy, but its so fun watching the the SJWs go down with the ship, trying to pretend it was always meant to be a submarine.

its 23 minutes? wow. I just realized that. This video is so darn good!

@@MouseGoat "going down with the ship pretending it was a submarine"...that is a brilliant analogy. Perfectly explains how people shift the goal posts to avoid losing.

FOR KHEMRI

Oh, the irony.

I like it that i can _reliably_ wait and any errata that I notice will be noted in comments for me.

Good, for a second i thought i had forgotten how to spell" relatability"

SITCH, YA DONE GOOFED!!!

Was about to type the same thing, but then I figured I could probably scroll down and find a bunch of the same comments.

Yung Sandpaper, Shakespeare’s writing is still something that I’ve seen in a lot of shitty fan-fiction, and just because a work of literature is “academic” doesn’t mean that work of literature isn’t any different than the fan-fiction that the English teachers mock.

FBI OPEN UP XDDDD

@@megabuster3940 😆

It was very well written, and something even I, today, am struggling with. Not that I'm a dad or anything, but I do have a young sister I have to help through her home school.

Nope. It's like they are scared that if a female character isn't perfect or competent in every aspect of being, she isn't showing how women are better than men. This is why it's extremely rare to see female bad guys and feminists don't seem to call for female bad guys. Even when the bad guy is often the most interesting character.

You gotta love when they write women like they've never encountered a real one, and then they ironically think everyone else that wants to see humans written like humans are the sexists.

A strong character is defined by their weak moments and they don't seem to understand that.

@@TheFireFox36 you learn more from your losses than your wins.

Nah, It's basic bitches being basic.

@@Fangs1978 Wokeness is a manifestation of basicness.

Nailed it.

@George Stokes I was with you up until the parentheses. No top-down conspiracy is needed to explain this nonsense. We've seen the effect before. David Bowie wrote "Fashion" about it. Eventually, the fad will pass.

The maker of this video is making the wrong comparison TLJ is comparable to Endgame, both are bad movies filled with forced, out of place disney humor and political agendas that completely discard the previous movie cliffhanger and questions to make place to dumb jokes and a badly written plot with characters acting out of character. The thing is, most people who like the mcu have never read a Marvel comic book (which explains a lot of their success) so they dont know anything.

Hope that you can get better.

Hope you’re doing alright.

@@criticaldrive7688 my life has completed a full 180. I am spectacular.

@@Vilverna bro, hell yeah character development. Glad to hear it.

Naaah. Kylo Ren is the only one who can be the protagonist and have this mess work even remotely.

@@erejnion kylo would need to be completely rewritten to work, imo. as is he is a complete mess of a character.

I thought he was going to be the protagonist in the first film, and I was invested in his change of heart and the fact that his fear of the empire's endless destruction just outweighed the fear of consequences for dissenting. He had so much room to grow, because he hadn't even developed any particularly heroic traits yet. He just needed to meet the right people to set him on that path...Then Rey clearly became protag and was immediately very courageous and good at flying ships and fighting and was a Jedi etc. etc.

@@Dumbledoresarmy13 it could have also been an interesting change to go from having the protagonist of a movie be part of the "light side" to having a protagonist from the "dark side", like having a different point of veiw

man finn is such an under used character in terms of what could have been. I mean they highlight that storm troopers are people and then comically shoot them without a second thought.

You want to know another problem with TLJ?

It's like trying to clean a large room with furniture covered in shit that someone threw a bunch of sheets on. You just keep finding more everytime you move a cover.

@@sunkenobi1501 the fact that it exsists?

@@delta2372 The fact that there's one too many problems to criticize!

Adam Zhang here’s one worldview God gave us the world but we rebelled. the punishment for rebellion; death and we all deserve it. But God in his love and grace sent his only son to die and rise from the grave for payment of sin, that whoever believes by faith in him should have eternal life and not die.

@@maxbrinker9333 and that's relevant because???

Patrick's voice surprisingly fits Kylo very well....

I like Ridley. There's no reason to hate her. She never looks like she believes what she is saying about Rey being strong. In fact I heard she said she could understand why people didn't like the last jedi. If Disney is at your throat, you have to choose your words wisely.

Yeah when i saw the force awakens i hated how stupid hoe op she is for no reason but she isnt necessarily a bad actor. Hopefully they explain her opness in the final movie as i actually wanted to see her do well in star wars

@@leovrivera they could make her a mind-wiped or otherwise amnesiac jedi/force user and her force abilities is just her subconscious remembering her training. extra points if that clip of her with a red lightsaber in the trailer is a flashback not a vision or current her (and the idea that she grew up on jakku is a lie, implanted memories)

@@matthiuskoenig3378 So Darth Revan but female. I'm... Surprisingly okay with this, but that might be because I dont trust the writers to have a better idea than that. So do we call her Darth Raven then?

@@matthiuskoenig3378 Dude, that idea is rad. That's at least 500 times better than what we actually got.

The real Luke is in the expanded universe

@@delta2372 That wasn't canon either.

@@LUCKO2022 most consider the EU as canon dude

@@delta2372 Not by George Lucas. Lucas himself has said that back in Starlog magazine issue 337. He said there are 2 different universes. His and the EU. They tried to make it consistent with his but he said they weren't part of HIS story.

@@LUCKO2022 ok but again regardless of what lucas said the FANS considered it as canon, ya geoege does get a say in things but again what he says and the fans view are two different things. Ya lucas can say whatever he wants but that won't stop fans from viewing the EU as canon, the EU atleast in my opinion was something you could aknowladge or ignore, where as disney canon they slam it in your face that all their content is canon and what happens.

shives has subscribers? I thought he blokced the whole internet

I love that Shives is a blocking meme now, when he joined A+ and started doing that creepy talking stuffed animal shit I was repulsed.

Steve Shives... now that's a name I've not heard in a long time... a long time...

Steve who?

@@wanderingoryx3710 I'd tell you to look him up on Twitter, but he's already blocked you. And me. If only he'd block himself. From life

well even my murder hobo DnD PC had more character than Rey so that should speak for something

Lol “pants on head retarded” Spot on. He would always fly into those potato rages every scene. Just wanted to add the “hnnnnnnggggg!!!” Noise to it. He was never scary, just comically cringey.

Rey is a flat character. The main character has to impact the story initiating change in the plot and/or characters. I learned this in the 10th grade yet millionaire directors don't seem to get it.

Cygnus Prime I wouldn’t say the protagonist always HAS to initiate change, but some measure of change should happen AROUND the protagonist. Since I’ve been in an odd mood, let’s look at the protagonists from Silent Hill 1 and 2: Harry Mason is a writer who goes to Silent Hill with his daughter, loses her, then braves the horrors of the town to save her. Harry is a pretty proactive protagonist who affects change in the story due to his actions. Conversely, we have James Sullivan, who doesn’t even seem to have an occupation. James doesn’t go to Silent Hill exactly of his own accord, rather he is drawn there by a letter from his dead wife. He doesn’t have a strict goal in mind and spends a lot of the story reacting to other characters. That is, until he’s confronted with a repressed truth about himself, which leaves him changed as a result. Both of these protagonists involve change, but one affects that change, while the other is affected BY change. Regardless of the change’s nature, however, neither protagonist is ignored by the plot. And this is why characters like Rey don’t work, because they don’t change anything, nor are they changed by anything. Like you said, they are a flat character.

Actually, that’s the worst part. He *DIDN’T* know that they killed him off. Nobody told him about it, and he didn’t attend the premiere. He didn’t learn about Luke’s death until about a week later, during an interview, on live tv, when the interviewer asked the dreaded question. “How do you feel about Luke’s death at the end?”

Martyn Phillips dont forget his wife who helped with that

@@karystmania5509 she saved New Hope in the editor's room

Just standing there...Menacingly!!

I disliked because PSA is a jew, and tells white people you're a nazi if you stand up for your interest. Fuck him, he's a wannabe E;R.

@@ClemPal Depends on what your interest is my negroni. A white ethnostate is not mandatory to save the white race, as it is not being attacked. The mass inportation if third worlders is because of economic interest, and the reason our birthrate is declining is mainly due to technology. Y'know the ability to prevent it.

Oh hey, that's rather helpful. I lucked out on finding some spawned minecart system but I think I emptied it all by now

@@HowlingFlames Everyone was saying finding diamonds was so hard and whatnot, so I looked up where they spawned on the wiki. I bragged about it, but knowing that it was actually easy took the joy from it. (Having a diamond block throne is nice though.) Adventuring in caves and abandonned mines and getting down that way is a lot more rewarding. Make the hole 1x2 or 2x2, so you don't dig under yourself.

Willfully ignorant. Which is worse. Taking criticism is one of the most important things in being good at... Anything, really. Maybe not physical aptitude, I guess? But any media creation at least.

Rian couldn't take constructive criticism from his own coworkers and staff or the fans. Anyone who thought differently was simply wrong in his eyes. Similarly, those who promote the same "Woke" agenda in their material (it's called that I guess for some reason) are the ones who label any and all criticism as racist and sexist regardless of what is said. Anyone who doesn't promote them is apparently a bigot; it's through this tactic that they put down anyone in their way and shame anyone for thinking differently. I think they do this to defend flawed ideas; instead of raising themselves up, they put others down because they don't have a leg to stand on. They know better; they know all of the real issues; they just pretend not to because that would cancel their political promotions in their content.

One word: *Ego* A very fragile one at that

But it's ok for Spider Gwen to be flawless?

Schlock Jocks I’ll give you Spider-Gwen being flawless doesn’t make any sense because of the fact that we don’t see any scenes of the reasoning as to why she’s a perfect protagonist.

@@ShadowSonic2 spider ham, spiderman noir and peni are also flawless. That's because the two main characters are Miles and Peter, they are the ones with the arcs. Also, Gwen isn't completely flawless, she struggles to make friends until the end, it's a small arc but that's because this isn't her movie.

@@majeedmamah7457 Yeah, she isn't "flawless" so much as she is unwilling to let others SEE her flaws.

@@kin2naruto which makes sense, we all want to present the best versions of ourselves. Except Peter since he's so jaded

have you not watched PLATOON? it also has charlie sheen back when he was still sane.

Lel, thought you said "woke" of art

That was one fine reading, I laughed the whole way through it 👍

But should Miles be allowed to vote?

There’s a quick scene before the machine blows up that shows the universes the other Spider-Men were in originally, the 616 version is shown to be one of them.

@@RogueFox2185 I'll have to search the scene, but I stand corrected.

Kathleen Kennedy hit it off great with him, that's the sole reason. Because they're both leftist pieces of trash.

Better late than never

Blargon

Maybe the 2 black entites should do a video together

Not enough so-called "racist" jokes.

Chief, there only "racist" to people looking for it

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I don't get it.

@@sunkenobi1501 It's a reference to the fact that they tacked on Korra being a lesbian at the very last second of the very last episode.

@@t-wrecksthenerdasaur7468 oh.

@@sunkenobi1501 Bisexual.

Hardus Jonker the only thing I liked about Incredibles 2 was how they portrayed Bob not being a dead beat dad that gets as old as feminists claiming the perfect housewife trope being towards women.

Hiya Unknown Otaku!

Dan D well yes but actually no. I’ll probably go watch jumanji 2

I will, but not by pure free choice. Its mostly for a vague hope that can end well... even if it doesn't.

I’ll say this: I ain’t staying home for VENOM 2. At least that’s enjoyable.

Probably going to see it, but I have determined that unlike Last Jedi I will not be seeing it opening night. Going to wait till after the fan reviews come out.

Jack Klachian ...what? Thor in Endgame was entirely believable. It doesn’t matter whether he bounced back or not. He lost everything. His Brother, his Mother, his Father, his Sister, his Girlfriend, his Best Friends, his literal Nation (as a Place), and under his own rule he had lost 3/4 of his own people. He has lost an eye, as well as that of Mjolnir, and fallen from grace more times than can be counted. And he had lost against Thanos in 3 of the 4 fights against him. The first time on his ship. He lost 1/2 of his people, his eye, Heimdall and Loki, who by the way gave his life for Thor. The second time was in Wakanda where he not only failed to kill Thanos, but he also failed to stop the snap. He then proceeded to lose 1/2 of his remaining people, and any dignity he had left. The third fight on the garden, was more of an execution. And though technically he won the battle, he had lost the war. He didn’t get his people back, nor Loki, nor Heimdall, or anyone else. He was a failed King, a failed Hero, and a failed Brother. He failed at every single corner. That would tear anyone apart. He fell into depression, and as the way of the land, dueing his depression he didn’t take care of his people. As a King, he sat around deinking Beer and playing Fortnite. He ahd hit rock bottom. The only reason the Asgardians didn’t kick him out was because he was their King, and he knew it. He was useless to society. And he was this way for FIVE Years. Then Hulk comes back with a talking Rabbit who says that they can being everyone back. He doesn’t want to hear it. It is too heartbreaking for him. He thinks to himself, what if we fail again? No, what if I fail again? What if I screw everything up? What if I make everything worse? What if... what if I only lose more people. So to avoid these but still try to help, he drinks his sorrow away. His friends make jokes on his behalf instead of trying to help him. And when he gets the chance to go for the stone? He sees his ex-Girlfriend, which reminds him... Heimdall is alive right now. Loki is alive right now. Father is alive right now. I haven’t screwed everything up yet here. Which only hurts him even more. YET. Then he sees his Mother, and that is so painful for him. His own Mother. And he just wants to tell her everything. He just wants to apologize for everything he has done, as he fees the blip is his fault. He just want to tell her... anything. But he can’t. He can’t say a word. That would only make things worse. So to not screw up things here, he holds in his pain. Then... Then... He finds out... Natasha is dead. Even after Banner undid the snap... Heimdall is still gone. So is Loki, and his Father. And now Natasha too. Thor’s worst fear has been actualized. By coming along in his mind, he got another one of his friends killed. He screwed up again. Even if it wasn’t his fault, he would believe it is. And now... Thanos comes. He attacks again. Is this my fault he thinks? Has he come because of me? Should I fight or run? Deciding it would be better to die on the battlefield, than to run as a coward, he fights. He fights to die. But then! A glimmer of hope, as he is prepared to die, Captain America shows that he is worthy! Thor sees that not everything is lost! He continues to fight. Alongside everyone else with a renewed vigor. They win against Thanos, but still at yet another loss. Tony is now dead. Natasha is still gone. 1/2 his kingdom is still dead. And now Steve is dying as an old man. What should he be happy for? For what reason? The one person he saw as a glimmer of hope is now frail, old, and dying. With his kingdom now doubled in population he now has to make a choice. Does he return, as a failed King, and as a STILL failed Hero, to a kingdom wherw he failed to rule? Or does he leave and hand leadership to Valkyrie? Valkyrie is in no way SJW Pandering (ignore the damn actress for a hot minute!!!). For 5 years, she took care of New Asgard in Thor’s absence. For all intents and purposes, she had been the King of New Asgard for 5 Years already. She just didn’t have the title. Now she does. Thor goes on to join the Asgardians of the Galaxy. He may still be depressed, and it is EXTREMELY unrealstic and very poor storywriting to say he “rebounds” so quickly, but he is getting better. As shown by the final clip of him where he is joking around with Star-Lord. ---------- Everything about Thor was perfect. I personally am concerned about Thor 4, but I have hope that they won’t screw it up. After all, Thor 3, IW, and EG were all amazing for him.

@@freddykrueger8076 Good write up. They never fully let Thor bounce back because it's not the end of his story yet. Iron Man is gone, his arc is over. Steve got to live the life he should have and now is old, his story is over. Yet Thor joined the Asguardians of the Galaxy, clearly showing his story is not yet over.

@@freddykrueger8076 Wow. You obviously know a lot more about Thor than I do. I'm just saying, heroes are great BECAUSE they bounce back. In SPITE of all those tragedies you listed. Nobody cares about a powerful character who encounters hardships, and then gives up because of them. You can't tell me that in 2019 the direction they chose to go with his character (or that scene) wasn't symbolic in any way... It was a definite stab at the white males of society, fantasizing about handing over their "patriarchy" in a social justice fashion. You say it was just the natural outcome of his character, but if the writing staff were at all interested in complex/natural character arcs over political messages, they wouldn't have made Captain Marvel so boringly powerful and with zero weaknesses. Literally in the whole movie her only "struggle" was getting over the stereotype that women are emotional. Yeah, ok.

@@shishka67 *Nobody cares about a powerful character who encounters hardships, and then gives up because of them.* That sounds like a normal Greek tragedy... *It was a definite stab at the white males of society, fantasizing about handing over their "patriarchy" in a social justice fashion.* You sound like a SJW. Just on the other side of the political spectrum. *but if the writing staff were at all interested in complex/natural character arcs over political messages, they wouldn't have made Captain Marvel so boringly powerful and with zero weaknesses* It almost like the writers for Thor and Captain Marvel are completely different people from each other.

Jack Klachian He is bouncing back, however it was never going to happen in Endgame. He will most likely ‘bounce back’ in Thor 4. No, it was not pandering. Nor a stab. Thor 4 may very well be (we need to see). Captain Marvel was definitely pandering. Thor from Thor 3, IW, and EG was not pandering. As the guy above me said, the writers for Captain Marvel were NOT the Russos nor Waititi. Heroes should bounce back but it needs to be convincing and reasonable, otherwise you get Batman v. Superman.

no,it is the marxism.

@@johnthehumanist2333 *Cultural Marxism to be more precise