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Wow! The new Pinocchio movie is terrible! So we decided to watch Disney's new live action pinnochio remake on disney+ Tom hanks is in it! Will Spilling The Milk react to this animated live action cgi hybrid postively... nope they hated it it is offensively terrible and boring and bad. It looks awful and it makes our eyes burn, and as Saberspark and Schaffrillas Productions have said. It is not fun to watch. Pinnochio remake 2022
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@SpillingTheMilk
@SpillingTheMilk Жыл бұрын
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@Thot_Patrol_USA
@Thot_Patrol_USA Жыл бұрын
if it aint fruity it aint for me
@researcherchameleon4602
@researcherchameleon4602 Жыл бұрын
Please watch Dan Vs.
@thedotgiver2820
@thedotgiver2820 Жыл бұрын
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@TheShadow1347
@TheShadow1347 Жыл бұрын
watch Spectacular Spider Man
@spacerunner357
@spacerunner357 Жыл бұрын
can you watch so ima spider so what
@Alex_From_Florida
@Alex_From_Florida Жыл бұрын
Tom Hanks switches his accent so many times in this movie that it’s actually a blessing that he said “Do you know the way?” in a accent that almost sounds Ugandan. We must cherish this amazing delivery from such a train wreck of a film
@specky4153
@specky4153 Жыл бұрын
Making myself believe it’s a Ugandan Knuckles reference is funnier to me than this movie let’s be real
@HellspawnAirsoft
@HellspawnAirsoft 8 ай бұрын
What were they thinking when they got that audio. Disney: yep Tom sounds good.
@jrt2792
@jrt2792 Жыл бұрын
They COULD'VE used a ACTUAL wooden doll to make Pinocchio look more believable. The irony is that would been better off just using a wooden doll.
@Shythalia
@Shythalia Жыл бұрын
Literally 😤
@Shythalia
@Shythalia Жыл бұрын
Actually, all of the puppets should've been real.
@juuchanIRL
@juuchanIRL Жыл бұрын
@@Shythalia and the cat and fish. they are literal animals, they are not anthro. it's not that hard.
@Shythalia
@Shythalia Жыл бұрын
@@juuchanIRL yeah :|
@cheezbiscuit4140
@cheezbiscuit4140 Жыл бұрын
aw dang yeah just make sure he's got greenscreen puppet strings alongside the greensuit puppeteer and bam. Or they could't even done. a bizarre wooden muppet situation. hmmm..... Considering they own em why didn't disney do muppet pinocchio?
@quartzossie
@quartzossie Жыл бұрын
When the Fruity Pinocchio movie is actually better than the live-action remake
@Enteringdullsville
@Enteringdullsville Жыл бұрын
LET’S NOT GET CRAZY.
@kara-mari9909
@kara-mari9909 Жыл бұрын
yeah no fruity Pinocchio was just boring
@Shythalia
@Shythalia Жыл бұрын
Well, let's hope Guillermo Del Toro's future Pinocchio movie will be good.
@fredbearchannel976
@fredbearchannel976 Жыл бұрын
Father when can I make a better Pinocchio movie on my own I got the whole idea to see
@jrt2792
@jrt2792 Жыл бұрын
@@Enteringdullsville Shhhhiitttt, the Disney remake losing to a Russian low budget flick?? What a damn shame.
@isabelle.the.artist
@isabelle.the.artist Жыл бұрын
that “do you know the way” was an actual jumpscare 💀
@Jam-dk8lx
@Jam-dk8lx Жыл бұрын
I amazes me that there's straight up a fairy and a talking fox, yet everyone's surprised about the living doll.
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, that was an issue with the original story too.
@juuchanIRL
@juuchanIRL Жыл бұрын
to be fair, nobody saw the fairy except pinocchio and jimminy. the talking fox and cat tho...idk...they were in the original story so they kept'em.
@foxymetroid
@foxymetroid Жыл бұрын
It makes some sense. The people in their story probably saw their share of fairies and furries, so they see it as normal. We just find those things unusual because we don't see talking fox furries and fairies. It's new to us, but not to them. It's like how lightbulbs are boring, everyday items to us, but would freak the heck out of cavemen. The people just never saw a sentient puppet, so there's some novelty.
@grand_spy
@grand_spy Жыл бұрын
21:34 This is by far Tom Hanks most beautiful line. Almost as influential as the hulk saying “bruh”
@jiffy6969
@jiffy6969 Жыл бұрын
You made me realize that the Hulk actually said "bruh"... my life has been changed forever
@oh_god_dammit
@oh_god_dammit Жыл бұрын
​@@jiffy6969 remember when the hulk dabbed? I remember
@gachalifelilly
@gachalifelilly 5 ай бұрын
Do you know da wae
@thema1998
@thema1998 3 ай бұрын
That actually had me dying from laughter! 🤣
@jameswelch92
@jameswelch92 Жыл бұрын
I like to think this whole movie was just a hallucination from Tom Hank's character in Castaway.
@webbrowser4603
@webbrowser4603 Жыл бұрын
Instead of Winston, he has a Pinocchio puppet!
@Mumiah862
@Mumiah862 11 ай бұрын
@@webbrowser4603Winston 😂😂
@saint_squared525
@saint_squared525 8 ай бұрын
@@webbrowser4603Wilson
@pyraffin
@pyraffin Жыл бұрын
I want to see how much they fuck up a Pocahantas remake. Will they stick to copy-pasting the problematic lie-filled original? Or will they try to be closer to the real story? They can't possibly stick to the real story due to how they love to sanitize everything and make it have nothing parents will write letters to them about despite whether it works FOR the story and shows the bad things as bad... like taking out the kids drinking beer and misbehaving in Pinocchio. Now the lesson is having fun is bad. Either way they'll fuck up Pocahantas and you _know_ they'll recreate it as they scrape lower and lower for old ideas.
@Little1Cave
@Little1Cave Жыл бұрын
Disney would never dare try to do a Pocahontas remake. I don’t want to live in a world where enough people at Disney consider it a good enough idea for it to actually come to fruition. Lol
@MaximizedAnimation
@MaximizedAnimation Жыл бұрын
I think someone at Disney officially announced they were never gonna remake Pocahontas because it's too problematic
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 Жыл бұрын
Pocahontas was never my favorite Like I didnt dislike it, just that it didn’t amaze as much as others So if they wanna make a remake I’d be fine with that
@richardimreviragosi6413
@richardimreviragosi6413 Жыл бұрын
@@Little1Cave But they must. As with all remakes, they are done to renew their IP ownership.
@FlCl3000
@FlCl3000 Жыл бұрын
They would make John smith black and accidentally cast an Indian woman instead of a native woman
@oliviamorales9406
@oliviamorales9406 Жыл бұрын
Probably one of my favorite things about this movie, is people who have no context of the original suddenly being blown away when they discover that Pinocchio's nose growing was such a minor detail that gets the most attention for some reason
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 Жыл бұрын
My favourite part was the Coachman’s song.
@Miss__Mystic
@Miss__Mystic Жыл бұрын
20:57 That is the most frustrated and angriest I have ever heard Kor get. This is really one of the movies ever.
@Montesama314
@Montesama314 Жыл бұрын
So Tom Hanks is an old man pretending to be a stereotypical old man? What!?
@jacktheflash8478
@jacktheflash8478 Жыл бұрын
Did you expect a young man to do it?
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 Жыл бұрын
@@jacktheflash8478 probably would’ve been a better performance, soo yeah. not a very high bar to pass.
@superemoboi2050
@superemoboi2050 3 ай бұрын
@@pokaay3163 How would that be a better performance??? What?😂
@tobystone3696
@tobystone3696 2 ай бұрын
Acting at its finest
@ursidae97
@ursidae97 2 ай бұрын
He thinks he's twenty
@randomasshumanbeing2078
@randomasshumanbeing2078 Жыл бұрын
It’s so dark inside, then it gets so bright outside and it kills my eyes
@MegaChickenfish
@MegaChickenfish Жыл бұрын
So bold of them to make the island of temptation all things that are....100% legal and OK. Even the clock smashing, like you can go places and pay to just break stuff if that's what you're into.
@ursidae97
@ursidae97 2 ай бұрын
It's so fucking sanitized
@aidanmuller3358
@aidanmuller3358 Жыл бұрын
I understand the cricket, the background, and Pinocchio himself being cgi. But why couldn't they have gotten a real cat and fish????
@imactuallykools
@imactuallykools Жыл бұрын
Because Figaro (the cat) and Cleo (the fish) were very expressive in the original, which they tried to imitate to no avail.
@loogoo
@loogoo Жыл бұрын
Cause it's too hard to glue fake eyelashes onto a real goldfish. 😂
@fumomofumosarum5893
@fumomofumosarum5893 Жыл бұрын
how else could they make the fish SEXY?
@PoppilyPoppy
@PoppilyPoppy 19 күн бұрын
I don’t know how bad it would’ve been for the cat, but using real fish would’ve been animal cruelty since the bowl had no filtration and carrying them around would only stress them out.
@MegaChickenfish
@MegaChickenfish Жыл бұрын
So remember kids: LIE. It will help you get what you want. -Pinocchio From the studio that brought us "Remember: Don't work for your accomplishments, be born special instead. -Mulan"
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 Жыл бұрын
Nope, there is NO message that lying gets you what you want. Pinocchio lies to get himself out of trouble instead of admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to grow freakishly long and Jiminy to say “Quit telling those whoppers!”. Then he tells A WHITE LIE to get the key. He doesn’t lie to make his nose grow long, it just so happened that his nose grew almost long enough that telling single white lie gets him the key. But just because Jiminy has a key doesn’t mean when the cage is unlocked he’s automatically free as his freakishly long nose confines him in the cage. How he ultimately escapes is admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to shrink back to its original size. Had he just admitted his wrongdoings instead of lying, the Blue Fairy would have appeared and unlocked the cage for him. The message ISN’T that lying rewards you… very stupid. The message is that you should admit your wrongdoings and the overall reward is salvation.
@ursidae97
@ursidae97 2 ай бұрын
​@@EpicJoshua314it would have been better if the lesson WAS that lying is good. At least they would have done something. In ghepetto, they used this trope to show that Pinocchio and his father are bonding by breaking rules that do not serve them without feeling bad. Here they're just doing it because shrek did it and Shrek is funny.
@StrawberryCocoaPowder
@StrawberryCocoaPowder Жыл бұрын
I started dying when they reacted to Pinocchio leaving his house I hope you guys watch Foster’s home next soon, love your channel
@saint_squared525
@saint_squared525 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@annisaadams212
@annisaadams212 Жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@saint_squared525
@saint_squared525 Ай бұрын
I have news from the future!
@StrawberryCocoaPowder
@StrawberryCocoaPowder Ай бұрын
@@saint_squared525 OMG I just got the notification 😭
@omnipotentmage
@omnipotentmage Жыл бұрын
21:36 The most funniest part of the movie 🤣
@iminabox842
@iminabox842 Жыл бұрын
Love how Disney implied that lying’s okay if it benefits you or helps you get out of situations where your in trouble. Now if I was a child…. Anyway this movie is shit.
@jonathanpilcher337
@jonathanpilcher337 Жыл бұрын
I mean... if the only way out of a serious situation is to lie then so be it
@enderlord8771
@enderlord8771 Жыл бұрын
@@jonathanpilcher337 Yeah, but it kind of hurts the theme, so you don't present that scene if you're supposed to have that message unless you're planning on addressing it.
@foxpro3002
@foxpro3002 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, in some situations, lying is a necessary evil.
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 Жыл бұрын
Nope, Pinocchio lies to get himself out of trouble instead of admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to grow freakishly long and Jiminy to say “Quit telling those whoppers!”. Then he tells A WHITE LIE to get the key. He doesn’t lie to make his nose grow long, it just so happened that his nose grew almost long enough that telling single white lie gets him the key. But just because Jiminy has a key doesn’t mean when the cage is unlocked he’s automatically free as his freakishly long nose confines him in the cage. How he ultimately escapes is admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to shrink back to its original size. Had he just admitted his wrongdoings instead of lying, the Blue Fairy would have appeared and unlocked the cage for him. The message ISN’T that lying rewards you… very stupid. The message is that you should admit your wrongdoings and the overall reward is salvation.
@enderlord8771
@enderlord8771 Жыл бұрын
@@EpicJoshua314 That's still very much weakened by the fact that he had to lie to get out.
@hpman152
@hpman152 Жыл бұрын
Now that you’ve done both the Yassified and Disney Remake versions, you have to do the Guillermo Del Toro one.
@antonberkbigler5759
@antonberkbigler5759 Жыл бұрын
If this gets to 6k likes, I assume
@collinkeyser6827
@collinkeyser6827 Жыл бұрын
Or The Original One From The 30's.
@rorrim0
@rorrim0 Жыл бұрын
They just get astoundingly worse. These movies have to be marketing ploys to bump up activity on Disney plus.
@ursidae97
@ursidae97 2 ай бұрын
They absolutely are
@TheLastHylianTitan
@TheLastHylianTitan Жыл бұрын
Bro, CGI Cleo gave me Shark Tale flashbacks.
@macke3850
@macke3850 Жыл бұрын
The ending death scene is literally Tangled
@nonenone2173
@nonenone2173 Жыл бұрын
Everyone knows the old, new, and gay Pinocchios but I know the Shrek Pinocchio
@Obliterater0836
@Obliterater0836 10 ай бұрын
We need the Shrek Pinocchio spinoff
@nonenone2173
@nonenone2173 10 ай бұрын
@@Obliterater0836 hell yeah
@JeffreyThrash
@JeffreyThrash Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I talked my Dad out of watching this remake. If you think millennials were up in arms when Disney ruins stuff like The Lion King and Aladdin, imagine how a Baby Boomer like my Dad would react to how they neutered the donkey transformation scene that supposedly scared him straight when he was little…
@jenngeith455
@jenngeith455 Жыл бұрын
Same man I even commented about the donkey part
@pyraffin
@pyraffin Жыл бұрын
21:03 Bro I legit thought it was them zooming in on his face like that for the bit. But it's the movie's editing. The movie did that.
@jiffy6969
@jiffy6969 Жыл бұрын
No way...
@JeffreyThrash
@JeffreyThrash Жыл бұрын
Also, I know this video isn’t a highly-technical analysis of the film’s CGi, but I’ve been told that scenes with heavy CGi/green-screen sometimes under-expose scenes (make them really dark) or over-expose scenes (make them really bright) to try and hide less-convincing CGi. Although I’ve never seen a movie like this where they use BOTH as a constant crutch and still fail miserably. Finally, I’m becoming increasingly convinced that with Disney remakes specifically, they make the movies too dark to see because they either take it too literally when a higher-up says “Make a darker version of this classic movie” or because that’s the only way they can make a “darker” remake of the movie when that same higher-up tells them to remove or neuter all these potentially problematic (or even just scary for kids) parts from the original movie.
@igrokdesu
@igrokdesu Жыл бұрын
Faaaather when can I leeeeeave to be on my oooowwwwwnn? I've got the whole worlddussy
@kinny0916
@kinny0916 Жыл бұрын
worlddussy 🤣
@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939
@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 Жыл бұрын
WORLDDUSSY
@MiloMurphysLaw
@MiloMurphysLaw Жыл бұрын
That’s so weird how the beginning is way too dark and then he goes outside and everything is way too bright
@geardog24
@geardog24 Жыл бұрын
7:09 Pinocchio staring as horsesh!t. The perfect symbol for this movie.
@andhispalmugman6314
@andhispalmugman6314 Жыл бұрын
Disney is banned from making movies forever.
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 Жыл бұрын
You’re banned from commenting on KZfaq forever 😂
@mrgodzillaraptors8632
@mrgodzillaraptors8632 Жыл бұрын
@@EpicJoshua314 not funny, didn’t laugh
@skystoyhunts7225
@skystoyhunts7225 Жыл бұрын
I have bad news for you they are remaking the little mermaid into live action now.
@mrgodzillaraptors8632
@mrgodzillaraptors8632 Жыл бұрын
@@skystoyhunts7225 we know, and it looks so…drab.
@PandaLover08
@PandaLover08 Жыл бұрын
When this man asked "Does you know the way?" I absolutely DIED LAUGHING!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SuperGodzilla2
@SuperGodzilla2 Жыл бұрын
ssssoooooo.. did they die in the end? they go twords a light at the end of a tunnel...
@SpillingTheMilk
@SpillingTheMilk Жыл бұрын
I hope so!
@connorwood9211
@connorwood9211 Жыл бұрын
F*ck it. That's my headcanon now
@derpietertul1674
@derpietertul1674 Жыл бұрын
Jiminy Cricket looks like if the Planters peanut was a pistachio
@salty8865
@salty8865 Жыл бұрын
15:44 that is the most horrifying face I've seen of any of them so far, quality reaction
@MegaChickenfish
@MegaChickenfish Жыл бұрын
21:14 *IT BE THE TEAR OF THE GOOFY GOOBER!!*
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 Жыл бұрын
Actually fun fact: Sabina (the female puppet) might’ve actually been alive like Pinocchio cuz in her last scene, you can clearly hear two different women speaking, Sabina and the girl, so Sabina’s a living puppet
@jonathangoodwin5609
@jonathangoodwin5609 Жыл бұрын
I don't think that's intentional. I don't think they actually put thought into this.
@jareththegoblinking3191
@jareththegoblinking3191 Жыл бұрын
Believe whatever u might
@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343
@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 Жыл бұрын
I highly doubt they put that much thought in. This whole movie just screams no thought or logic.
@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343
@sophieamandaleitontoomey9343 Жыл бұрын
I highly doubt they put that much thought in. This whole movie just screams no thought or logic.
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 Жыл бұрын
but wasnt the woman voicing the puppet in an earlier scene? you can see her doing a ventriloquist kind of mouthing over the puppet. anyways, I wouldn’t give disney the benefit of the doubt there.
@JustAnArrogantAlien
@JustAnArrogantAlien Жыл бұрын
I can tell Robert Zemeckis directed this. Everything is so uncanny. The visuals make me feel sick; I imagine they’d be enough to give young children nightmares.
@splo0sh
@splo0sh Жыл бұрын
The only good thing to come out of him was back to the future.
@extrahistory8956
@extrahistory8956 Жыл бұрын
@@splo0sh And "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."
@imactuallykools
@imactuallykools Жыл бұрын
@@extrahistory8956 also castaway and Forrest Gump
@khantsoenaung4219
@khantsoenaung4219 Жыл бұрын
21:39 “do you know da way?”
@timmer919hep
@timmer919hep Жыл бұрын
Ugandan Knuckles CONFIRMED a disney princess
@foxymetroid
@foxymetroid Жыл бұрын
He showed them da wae.
@kyubbikcat2281
@kyubbikcat2281 Жыл бұрын
Tom Hanks going “Do u no de wae?” is something I will never let go.
@FalcomNPC
@FalcomNPC Жыл бұрын
6:15 This is so accurate for Falcom RPGs 😆
@connorwood9211
@connorwood9211 Жыл бұрын
Yea this is one of the worst remakes. Stripped Pinocchio of all the moral lessons he learnt and making Monstro a freaking Sharkopuss kaiju
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 Жыл бұрын
I dunno, it's okay -- I'd give it 7/10 The Lion King and Mulan remakes on the other hand...
@thedarkboidankmatter6263
@thedarkboidankmatter6263 Жыл бұрын
This is single-handedly THE worst Disney movie I’ve ever seen and that’s saying a lot because of the trillions of other dogshit Disney pumped out, but this is the one that made me feel genuinely upset because I love the original so much. So much charm and effort is pushed aside for the most basic, low-budget accident a corporation could make lmao
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 Жыл бұрын
Nope, The Lion King (2019) and Mulan (2020) are much, much worse than this.
@collinkeyser6827
@collinkeyser6827 Жыл бұрын
​​@@EpicJoshua314 Think The Live-action Mulan Is The WORSE. These Other Movies Are Bad, But At Least They Didn't Film Them Near A FREAKING CONCENTRATION CAMP (Hopefully)
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 Жыл бұрын
@@collinkeyser6827 They didn’t film them near a concentration camp 🙄
@collinkeyser6827
@collinkeyser6827 Жыл бұрын
@@EpicJoshua314 They Did. It Was Near A Uyghyr Prison Camp.
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 Жыл бұрын
@@collinkeyser6827 Ah, I see... for Mulan.
@cartooncritique6625
@cartooncritique6625 Жыл бұрын
These Disney remakes succeed at one thing...they make me want to re-watch the originals to remind myself what quality actually looks like. XD
@Obliterater0836
@Obliterater0836 10 ай бұрын
Really? It kinda makes me want to stop watching Disney movies
@drythrones7034
@drythrones7034 Жыл бұрын
I kinda want these guys to watch Chalkzone. Give a long forgotten Nicktoon some recognition. Not to mention it's a pretty weird show... 😅
@menaatefadly
@menaatefadly Жыл бұрын
Dude Chalkzone was just sooo gooood. You can see the love seeping from every corner. They even made a song for each outro!!!
@JeffreyThrash
@JeffreyThrash Жыл бұрын
“Good but weird” may be the best description of Chalkzone. It was clearly ambitious, full of quality animation and even musical moments, but at the same time I remember the final episode where Snap fights runaway inflation with the Baja Men or something. And no, I’m not talking about economic inflation…
@drythrones7034
@drythrones7034 Жыл бұрын
@@JeffreyThrash Sounds cool! And I think they were a parody of the real group. I think the show calls them the Haha Men.
@JeffreyThrash
@JeffreyThrash Жыл бұрын
@@drythrones7034 Oh. Shows you how long it's been since I watched the show. It's interesting what kind of plots children's cartoons would make before people were afraid of being accused of slipping "barely disguised fetishes" into their stories.
@huntercool2232
@huntercool2232 Жыл бұрын
Love how they complained about it being too dark when they were inside and then too bright when they were outside which is honestly true
@kiaratheotaku6257
@kiaratheotaku6257 Жыл бұрын
Yo! The end had me rolling by their decline in sanity 😂
@LilyBannel
@LilyBannel Жыл бұрын
Geppetto is Ugandan Knuckles. ^-^
@n3ro81
@n3ro81 Жыл бұрын
This is truly one of the Disney movies of all time
@portugeese_man_o_war
@portugeese_man_o_war Жыл бұрын
Pinocchio looks like he's from a Wii game
@cheesymarie3578
@cheesymarie3578 Жыл бұрын
It's so funny because at the end of the movie me and my friend were so bored that we thought it would be funny if the dad had died and then he lived and we were sad
@TheWarmachine375
@TheWarmachine375 Жыл бұрын
Disney Live Action Remakes are getting more bizarre.
@riotkitty
@riotkitty Жыл бұрын
The Disney remakes are either the most intensely overly saturated or darkest things I’ve ever seen
@Obliterater0836
@Obliterater0836 10 ай бұрын
Or they're like The Lion King remake movie, the exact same movie but in live-action
@NoHandle44
@NoHandle44 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised no one mentioned how Pinocchio left all the kids to die on that island.
@kevinlee7678
@kevinlee7678 Жыл бұрын
Not that he could have in the original, but in this the scene was set for the Coachman to take a fatal tumble. Didn't happen.
@wojak-sensei6424
@wojak-sensei6424 Жыл бұрын
This is just the sequel to Castaway and Tom Hanks is imagining this as he was rafting across the ocean.
@staydetermined6717
@staydetermined6717 Жыл бұрын
For this remake, he doesn’t even become a real boy-
@olivearc
@olivearc Жыл бұрын
Ain’t no way anyone actually remembers Water Horse. (Movie mentioned at 18:30)
@fearful1139
@fearful1139 Жыл бұрын
I remember it but damn it’s been a long long time
@madengineerkyouma
@madengineerkyouma Жыл бұрын
Ugandan Geppetto is my favorite Disney character
@kittykat5915
@kittykat5915 Жыл бұрын
There was definitely something going on between Gepetto and the fish
@kamrongoolsby3444
@kamrongoolsby3444 Жыл бұрын
I’ve been in a severe depressive episode lately and for some reason “do you know the way?” fucking broke me and I laughed the hardest I have in weeks. Like uncontrollable laughter to the point of pain. I’ve finally snapped
@WAKYNAKYWOW
@WAKYNAKYWOW Жыл бұрын
The cricket looks like Mr. Peanut
@jenngeith455
@jenngeith455 Жыл бұрын
Man but the kid turning into the donkey scene was a nightmare
@seanimation1955
@seanimation1955 Жыл бұрын
I'm a 20 something year old and I'm still scared to watch that scene
@jenngeith455
@jenngeith455 Жыл бұрын
@@seanimation1955 yup that scene will ruin anyone’s child hood just because of him going MAMA MAMA my god like it’s worse than William Afton being springlocked
@imactuallykools
@imactuallykools Жыл бұрын
@@jenngeith455 1: that’s a really weird comparison 2: you can’t fairly compare a fully animated and voice acted scene from a film to a 8-bit Mostly silent cutscene from a game. If it was given the same treatment, it would’ve been WAY more traumatic.
@jenngeith455
@jenngeith455 Жыл бұрын
@@imactuallykools I mean the original audio of William afton screaming not the 8 but scene
@jenngeith455
@jenngeith455 Жыл бұрын
Bit*
@pyraffin
@pyraffin Жыл бұрын
17:39 look at the CGI water that's just masked out with feathering against the boat. Dude.
@MegaChickenfish
@MegaChickenfish Жыл бұрын
Thank goodness you guys reacted to this so I don't have to actually watch it.
@liamphibia
@liamphibia Жыл бұрын
Ngl Tom Hanks asking "Do you know da way" caught me off guard for so many reasons!🤣
@geardog24
@geardog24 Жыл бұрын
You know what would've helped pad the run time... *ACTUALLY GO TRY AND SAVE THOSE DONKEY KIDS!*
@midnightbloomofeorzea7182
@midnightbloomofeorzea7182 Жыл бұрын
Yeah like, they take the time to specifically show Stromboli, a mean and greedy man that really didn't do much on screen outside of locking Pinocchio in a cage, being imprisoned, but did nothing AT ALL about the guy and his literal DEMONIC SHADOW BEINGS turning kids into donkeys and selling them. Wtf??
@sophe1015
@sophe1015 Жыл бұрын
Great commentary, but I can’t excuse bashing on The Water Horse
@SweetOrangeGirl
@SweetOrangeGirl Жыл бұрын
Oh lord, it’s this godforsaken remake.
@z0mmbii
@z0mmbii Жыл бұрын
I swear I probably lost 1,000,000,000,000 + braincells from binging ur vids😭
@cactusrosi1409
@cactusrosi1409 Жыл бұрын
I'm betting that the fish is a sneak preview of what the little mermaid live action version fish will look like.
@thomasbloomfield732
@thomasbloomfield732 Жыл бұрын
Amazing episode I love spilling milk
@vaderinatuxedo4428
@vaderinatuxedo4428 Жыл бұрын
I'm mad now there's no alcohol, no cigars no donkeys
@JacobVonRoker
@JacobVonRoker Жыл бұрын
you dont make the child audience watch your beloved past product examine a pile of horse shit. you dont do that. Edit I'm high af
@JeffreyThrash
@JeffreyThrash Жыл бұрын
Yet you still sound more reasonable when high than whoever decided to write that scene in…
@didymos3
@didymos3 Жыл бұрын
My favourite boys bouta make my day once again
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 Жыл бұрын
god now they HAVE to watch guillermo’s version of Pinocchio.
@Southern_Pixel
@Southern_Pixel Жыл бұрын
The day that they watch Amphibia is the day their channel really blows up
@SpillingTheMilk
@SpillingTheMilk Жыл бұрын
WE ALREADY DID
@kazuma7232
@kazuma7232 Жыл бұрын
@@SpillingTheMilk NOT ALL OF IT
@LeonReal77
@LeonReal77 Жыл бұрын
Well, if not for Stromboli, Pinocchio would've learned anatomy with the help of the ballerina doll.
@CMBGAMER2018TV
@CMBGAMER2018TV Жыл бұрын
dO yOu KnOw ThE wAy?
@pharaohatem6962
@pharaohatem6962 Жыл бұрын
Watch the Cars Trilogy
@huntercool2232
@huntercool2232 Жыл бұрын
18:33 You shut your pizza stuffing face Jack! The Water Horse was GOOD! 😂😂
@unityedits3722
@unityedits3722 Жыл бұрын
18:30 The Water Horse... we grew up with a lot of shitty movies at home
@iconofthicc6086
@iconofthicc6086 Жыл бұрын
Disney on their way to release the 72633th live action movie.
@Dominator_0211
@Dominator_0211 Жыл бұрын
Is it just me or does Tom Hanks look more and more like Jeremy Clarkson every day
@maxfriends5660
@maxfriends5660 Жыл бұрын
21:34 The ending of the video had me dying 😂😂😂😅
@Trecherousbeast
@Trecherousbeast Жыл бұрын
18:30 I never thought I would hear anyone mention The Water Horse in current times! Literally haven’t thought about since I first watched it!
@pyronuke4768
@pyronuke4768 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part of this video was when an ad came on and I recognized one of the actors was from the original cast of Studio C! Oh, yeah, and the Milk crew's commentary was was a nice distraction form the terrible film too. I never thought the Pauly Shore one would be the more enjoyable version...
@DoodWhat
@DoodWhat Жыл бұрын
Why does the Cricket looks so much like Hopper (from Bugs Life) in this version?
@blinky6254
@blinky6254 Жыл бұрын
21:38 Memes be like
@michaeldesanta7316
@michaeldesanta7316 Жыл бұрын
Wait a minute? So you’re telling Tom Hanks wish for the Pinocchio to be a real boy but makes no wish to make the fish a woman? I can see why people don’t like this movie!!!!
@arkauthor
@arkauthor Жыл бұрын
Funny thing their is already a live action Pinocchio movie that came out years ago. And it's better then this.
@ethanhinton4549
@ethanhinton4549 Жыл бұрын
Wasn't the point of the lie scene in the original that the truth will set you free (literally, as the blue fairy opens the cage with magic when he tells the truth)? Him getting out of that situation by taking advantage of his growing nose by LYING isn't the message you wanna be sending, Disney.
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 Жыл бұрын
Nope, Pinocchio lies to get himself out of trouble instead of admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to grow freakishly long and Jiminy to say “Quit telling those whoppers!”. Then he tells A WHITE LIE to get the key. He doesn’t lie to make his nose grow long, it just so happened that his nose grew almost long enough that telling single white lie gets him the key. But just because Jiminy has a key doesn’t mean when the cage is unlocked he’s automatically free as his freakishly long nose confines him in the cage. How he ultimately escapes is admitting his wrongdoings which causes his nose to shrink back to its original size. Had he just admitted his wrongdoings instead of lying, the Blue Fairy would have appeared and unlocked the cage for him. The message ISN’T that lying rewards you… very stupid. The message is that you should admit your wrongdoings and the overall reward is salvation.
@astralbeetle9894
@astralbeetle9894 Жыл бұрын
When he said "do you know the way" i cried
@runningtoastgirl7766
@runningtoastgirl7766 Жыл бұрын
It sounds like he's trying to be whimsical and failing so badly
@aidanmuller3358
@aidanmuller3358 Жыл бұрын
He sounds like every "Disney old person", which only works in animation.
@DanTheThirdy
@DanTheThirdy Жыл бұрын
4 years of buildup happened for a shitty remake to hit the “do you know da wae”
@svetakuklina8398
@svetakuklina8398 Жыл бұрын
Faaaaather... oh, wait, wrong one!
@EduardoOliveira-qy1km
@EduardoOliveira-qy1km Жыл бұрын
19:30 Pinocchio stronger than Goku confirmed
@ortreas_1052
@ortreas_1052 Жыл бұрын
Watch Shark's Tale. It has a plenty of sexy fish lmao
@AnimeGirlGaming420
@AnimeGirlGaming420 Жыл бұрын
Low key either the original Pinocchio or the iron giant bc why not lmao
@aino-kaisav5504
@aino-kaisav5504 Жыл бұрын
You just brought a memory back to my brain by mentioning Sharkboy!
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