If Fury was a German Film

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Squire

Squire

2 жыл бұрын

Hello chaps, It's taken us years to make another Fury video, and this time we thought i'd be interesting to flip things. Thanks to M-teeth for sponsoring this one, get a tidy discount here: www.mteethofficial.com/discou...
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Maximus
Napalmratte
SquidFromSpace
Yakari(Zafranorbian)
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Olly
Bill
Digby Tatham-Warter
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TheIntrepidVA
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@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Hello chaps. Don't worry if this was a bit too much German for you, normal service shall resume shortly. God I hate subtitles, I can't read whilst I'm also trying to see things! Thanks again go to our brilliant Patreons, and today's sponsor M-teeth! Check them out here: www.mteethofficial.com/discount/Squire20
@crunchybro123
@crunchybro123 2 жыл бұрын
hello! any upcoming ideas for videos? if you want i can give you a few! love your work
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
@@crunchybro123 Our next video is probably going to be "War Thunder vs World of Warplanes"
@nathangeorge8308
@nathangeorge8308 2 жыл бұрын
I liked the tiger 131 mention It is the last working tiger in the world currently at bovington
@demonblood4326
@demonblood4326 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathangeorge8308 i went to see it on sunday. Absolutely stupendious
@montynelson5033
@montynelson5033 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy OH THIS WILL BE GOOD
@richardlooch2109
@richardlooch2109 2 жыл бұрын
"everybody stop your engines" "petrol is blood" lol
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
But what film is that line from? Eh? Welcome to Squire's trivia quiz!
@gallantcavalier3306
@gallantcavalier3306 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy Battle of the Bulge with Robert Shaw and Henry Fonda.
@dr.brigh0275
@dr.brigh0275 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy its obviusly from Ground forces in a nut shell
@kingsilas3467
@kingsilas3467 2 жыл бұрын
It’s clearly Sophie’s choice, any other answer is wrong
@eldorados_lost_searcher
@eldorados_lost_searcher 2 жыл бұрын
@@kingsilas3467 WRONG! It's obviously Baby's Day Out!
@HeroBudu
@HeroBudu 2 жыл бұрын
"If it bombs you, it's American. If it takes pictures, it's British. If it's burning, it's Russian. If there's no plane, it's the Luftwaffe" - Albert Einstein maybe 1976
@ArcticArmy
@ArcticArmy 2 жыл бұрын
1976?
@thegamingallosaurus7281
@thegamingallosaurus7281 2 жыл бұрын
He died in the 50s
@Whiskers4169
@Whiskers4169 2 жыл бұрын
@@thegamingallosaurus7281 that’s the joke
@markmcgibbon7013
@markmcgibbon7013 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like that is something that could have been said
@maoama
@maoama 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao best quote of the video
@user-do7vh7ki4j
@user-do7vh7ki4j 2 жыл бұрын
"Where are you from?" "Dresden." "Ja, you'll be fine." Narrator: He was NOT fine.
@j.w.b5048
@j.w.b5048 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the translation does not do it justice. He says: "Yeah, you will still see enough."
@rafaelcardoso7210
@rafaelcardoso7210 2 жыл бұрын
ROFL
@michaelwittmann3479
@michaelwittmann3479 2 жыл бұрын
to be fair dresden got hammered by b17s lol
@JeanLucCaptain
@JeanLucCaptain 2 жыл бұрын
IN FACT Dresden was NOT FINE. Unless you mean it was pounded into fine powder in which case...
@JostVanWair
@JostVanWair Жыл бұрын
@@michaelwittmann3479 No sir, it were Lancasters that hammered Dresden.
@_Matsimus_
@_Matsimus_ 2 жыл бұрын
This was a bloody cinematic masterpiece lol!
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager 2 жыл бұрын
Oi fancy seeing you here! Lol
@___truegrit___9619
@___truegrit___9619 2 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed to see u here too😁
@mafiosomemer3730
@mafiosomemer3730 2 жыл бұрын
They're idiotic that makes me loose my mind
@fiesta061000
@fiesta061000 Жыл бұрын
The real Fury movie is a masterpiece..🎥🏚🎖🪖
@NickariusSN
@NickariusSN Жыл бұрын
@@fiesta061000 it's got some historical flaws but yeah the moral of the story is implemented okay-ish
@theol.1988
@theol.1988 2 жыл бұрын
I don´t think anyone who speaks enough German can understand the incredible amount of humor in the Text. It´s way better than the subtitles suggest.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Little treat for our German viewers.
@alexcanplaygames5270
@alexcanplaygames5270 2 жыл бұрын
yeah it is
@noelblack8159
@noelblack8159 2 жыл бұрын
„Das klang nach nem‘ Gruß vom Getriebe“ one of my Favourite lines xD
@MapletreePaper
@MapletreePaper 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy Du sprechen Deutsch?
@NashmanNash
@NashmanNash 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy A "If Fury was a russian movie" would probably be too boring eh?^^
@oliverpetroski4205
@oliverpetroski4205 2 жыл бұрын
"Petroll is blood" - Battle of the Bulge", Robert Shaw portrayng the Panzer commander Martin Hesler...😀
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Too many boys!
@slimslendy2591
@slimslendy2591 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy *glosses over the fact that half of them have the iron cross*
@jonL88
@jonL88 2 жыл бұрын
*Panzerlied intensifies*
@propellerknight6334
@propellerknight6334 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy they just give them a tank and hope that they at least know how to call in a Luftwaffe plane... oh wait.
@54blewis
@54blewis 2 жыл бұрын
SING…….!!!!!……..LOUDER!!!!
@kevinplayz7965
@kevinplayz7965 2 жыл бұрын
The plane taking pictures had me dying
@acer8123
@acer8123 2 жыл бұрын
"These things are a nightmare to repair in the field, look at all those interleaved road wheels." As someone who has refurbished numerous tiger tanks in tank mechanic simulator, I can confirm
@carnavalpiano39
@carnavalpiano39 Жыл бұрын
Yeah same
@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078
@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 2 жыл бұрын
"But I want to see some action, sir!" "Where are you from?" "Dresden!" "Yeah, you'll be fine." ... Ouch. That's a dark joke xD
@timmythetechpriest5177
@timmythetechpriest5177 2 жыл бұрын
All those SS railroads, burned to a crisp. All those cocaine-addicted maniacs set aflame
@user-yx3yc6ly5f
@user-yx3yc6ly5f 2 жыл бұрын
The subtitles Here are a Bit of , He Said "aber Herr Kommandant , ich will doch die 88 krachen lassen" which translates to " but Commander , i want to Let the 88 rip" (88 refering to the 88mm Canon)
@theol.1988
@theol.1988 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, he says something along the lines of: "But commander, I want to let the 8.8 go boom." "Where are you from" "Dresden" "Yup, you will see enough."
@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078
@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 2 жыл бұрын
@@theol.1988 Yes, I'm a native German speaker (too), I noticed that as well. Still, the subtitles bring the joke across very nicely.
@nathangeorge8308
@nathangeorge8308 2 жыл бұрын
Haha when us brits bombed it to oblivion
@Gravity_studioss
@Gravity_studioss 2 жыл бұрын
As a german, this is indeed accurate Edit: "And if you dont see planes, its the Luftwaffe" Im dying Edit 2: By "Its accurate" I meant that this is an accurate representation of how Fury would look like as a german movie, not that this is a historically accurate battle
@titan_tanker
@titan_tanker 2 жыл бұрын
That Luftwaffe part was fkin brilliant lmao
@ntech1907
@ntech1907 2 жыл бұрын
this was a real thing said by the western front soldiers! the joke went as follows: "if you see blue/white, its the americans, if you see green/brown its the british, and if you see nothing, it's the Luftwaffe"
@HistoryGameV
@HistoryGameV 2 жыл бұрын
Ntech is right, is an actual German WW2 joke.
@bravomike4734
@bravomike4734 2 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if its referring to lack of luftwaffe presence or allies plane being held up or denied of airspace by the luftwaffe planes.
@auspiciouscat5698
@auspiciouscat5698 2 жыл бұрын
@@bravomike4734 it’s the lack of luftwaffe presence in the air considering they lost air superiority around 1941
@someonei3596
@someonei3596 Жыл бұрын
6:33 this is how Tiger 1 131 is the last working tiger tank
@frankfletcher_1
@frankfletcher_1 2 жыл бұрын
*Panzerlied playing* "Ah too many boys" Love the Battle of the Bulge reference
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Iconic line
@isdrevenge8764
@isdrevenge8764 2 жыл бұрын
"We'd better not waste our allocated Anti Tank Shell. We might need it later." 6:17 Most underrated joke. made me howl XD.
@M_Man4409
@M_Man4409 2 жыл бұрын
"Bring it on micheal shitmen" lol
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager 2 жыл бұрын
Daily allocated anti-tank shell.*
@Benjamin-578
@Benjamin-578 2 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing this is because the tiger in fury didn’t pen the easy 8 in fury once? Haha
@siggyunsichtbar6980
@siggyunsichtbar6980 2 жыл бұрын
@@Benjamin-578 No i believe its about the fact germany was running out of tungsten (to make ap shells) late in the war.
@milomoli2830
@milomoli2830 2 жыл бұрын
@@M_Man4409 it's shipment not shitmen
@demonblood4326
@demonblood4326 2 жыл бұрын
"Its British and boxy " litteraly a description of every british tank ever
@NefariousKoel
@NefariousKoel 2 жыл бұрын
... Or shaped like a crab.
@WALTERBROADDUS
@WALTERBROADDUS 2 жыл бұрын
Same as the women... 😏
@generalkenobi5173
@generalkenobi5173 2 жыл бұрын
Eh some british tanks not all
@HistoryGameV
@HistoryGameV 2 жыл бұрын
@@WALTERBROADDUS From my time in pupils exchange I'd say British women are not very boxy...and they are very good at *ahem* French. I see myself out...
@demonblood4326
@demonblood4326 2 жыл бұрын
@@generalkenobi5173 yes ik that lol its not even my quote if you have a problem with it talk to bo time gaming
@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren 2 жыл бұрын
That render of the tiger mowing down the infantry looks extremely impressive. How the hell did you pull that off?
@panzerabwerkanone
@panzerabwerkanone 2 жыл бұрын
It's old film stock from the Ypres.
@republicofoctania9571
@republicofoctania9571 8 ай бұрын
Never expected seeing you here thunder
@Schoman1995
@Schoman1995 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome content as always, and nice little touch with 'a bridge too far' at the end!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks old bean!
@Just_Adrian_
@Just_Adrian_ 2 жыл бұрын
This german voiceacting is better than cod vanguard
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, we had some good talent this time!
@Just_Adrian_
@Just_Adrian_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy Oh definitly, sounded very good
@Reichsritter
@Reichsritter 2 жыл бұрын
So sad that's true
@TheSwissDemon
@TheSwissDemon 2 жыл бұрын
Everything is better than cod vanguard, but yes i agree the voice acting is really good!
@Mygg_Jeager
@Mygg_Jeager 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheSwissDemon beat me too it lol
@toveychurchill6468
@toveychurchill6468 2 жыл бұрын
“If you see no plane at all its the Luftwaffe” someone give him a medal, i spilled my tea laughing at this
@lexthemystic3541
@lexthemystic3541 2 жыл бұрын
It's a German joke from WWII, but, yeah, it's excellent!
@amaryllisbelladonna3619
@amaryllisbelladonna3619 2 жыл бұрын
AFAIK that was a real German saying...
@Raiden6277
@Raiden6277 2 жыл бұрын
I don't get the reference.
@heycunt7186
@heycunt7186 2 жыл бұрын
@@Raiden6277 Luftwaffe was utterly outnumbered by the allies, the constant bombings on German military industries before the D-Day by the Allies, and the bitter air battles in the Soviet Union contributed to the loss of war factories, and less than desirable irons or steel for German forces production made Luftwaffe close to non-existent threat by the time D-Day was a thing
@amaryllisbelladonna3619
@amaryllisbelladonna3619 2 жыл бұрын
@@heycunt7186 also the top management of the Luftwaffe (Göring) was completely useless
@lollorosso4675
@lollorosso4675 2 жыл бұрын
I think the writing of „Füry“ was a nice touch. Honestly, the whole thing is comedy gold.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Cheers mate!
@tSp289
@tSp289 2 жыл бұрын
7:23 Is that ZF Digby from SovietWomble's videos? Sounds like him.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Yeeees
@goldgamercommenting2990
@goldgamercommenting2990 9 ай бұрын
@@SquireComedymarvelous shot Can’t wait to home and develop that
@chiptwet8792
@chiptwet8792 2 жыл бұрын
"Not every tank you see has to be a Tiger you know." Good observation, there is a Panther in the group! Jokes aside, excellent work as always.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks, awfully kind
@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 жыл бұрын
That Panther Must Have Felt Real Bad Being The Only Medium Tank
@a-10brrrrrrrrrrr72
@a-10brrrrrrrrrrr72 2 жыл бұрын
Tho the Panthers front armor is very angeled
@artificialintelligence8328
@artificialintelligence8328 7 ай бұрын
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 The panther weighs about as much as a heavy tank of another other nation
@user-qu4ye6rr3j
@user-qu4ye6rr3j 4 ай бұрын
maybe they are panzer 4s 2 seconds later
@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078
@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 2 жыл бұрын
"TAKE THIS!" *proceeds to take photos only* I died xD
@theol.1988
@theol.1988 2 жыл бұрын
So did I. I had to pause the video to go and buy some groceries, and when I was about to pay for all of the good things I burst out in laughter about that. I hope noone's ears were hurt permanently.
@cardiv5zuikaku944
@cardiv5zuikaku944 2 жыл бұрын
Saame, that scene is just pure gold
@safakcelebi5026
@safakcelebi5026 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@thunderbird1921
@thunderbird1921 2 жыл бұрын
The poor tank crew. That was so morbid...and yet I loved it!
@thatconspiracyguyagain9410
@thatconspiracyguyagain9410 2 жыл бұрын
7:15 😂😂😂
@Humby
@Humby 2 жыл бұрын
0:09 Did I really hear he got a hole in his left wing? magnificent indeed
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, indeed!
@Timothy_James
@Timothy_James 9 ай бұрын
​@@SquireComedyhello I'm am a big fan mr squire
@rayotoxi1509
@rayotoxi1509 2 жыл бұрын
7:29 More of those things please HAHA
@WG55
@WG55 2 жыл бұрын
They say it takes five Tigers to take out one Hollywood Sherman.
@michaelwittmann3479
@michaelwittmann3479 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@scobra5941
@scobra5941 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelwittmann3479 Hey, Shittman! How's it goin'?
@hasnicktir5310
@hasnicktir5310 Жыл бұрын
@@scobra5941 Does S in front of cobra stand for shit also dont whoosh me ik its a quote from the video
@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078
@graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 2 жыл бұрын
2:26 The laughter of the American just never gets old. Never :D
@Fox277
@Fox277 2 жыл бұрын
The new kekw?
@isdrevenge8764
@isdrevenge8764 2 жыл бұрын
"Until they drown themselves in a shit filled pool, they're our problem."
@tonyromano6220
@tonyromano6220 2 жыл бұрын
Ikr?
@jamez_3824
@jamez_3824 2 жыл бұрын
Legit who is the one that does his voice acting
@confederateghst4362
@confederateghst4362 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamez_3824 thegamingsoviet (TGS)
@JW-zx5dr
@JW-zx5dr 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome video, and Merry Christmas Squire! Enjoy the last hour and a half of it
@TIEFSEE_ATTENTATER_HAI
@TIEFSEE_ATTENTATER_HAI Жыл бұрын
HAHAHA! Man, i have no words to explain the level of humor in this video! Congratulations to the creators! And by the way the german's commander voice is insane! Thumbs up and one more subscriber here!
@piercecowley255
@piercecowley255 2 жыл бұрын
After all these years: American fury British fury German fury Finally, I have them all
@Schnittertm1
@Schnittertm1 2 жыл бұрын
What about Russian Fury? Possibly Italian Fury? French or Polish, perhaps even?
@xenomorphlad9895
@xenomorphlad9895 2 жыл бұрын
@@Schnittertm1 JAPANESE FURY!!!
@gotanygrapes5594
@gotanygrapes5594 2 жыл бұрын
@@xenomorphlad9895 thay ain't gonna stand a chanxe
@Kenshi_2900
@Kenshi_2900 2 жыл бұрын
@@xenomorphlad9895 chi tos and some Chi ha Kai's against a Stuart
@davidgruen7423
@davidgruen7423 2 жыл бұрын
*Füry
@Asmallcorneroftheinternet
@Asmallcorneroftheinternet 2 жыл бұрын
More realistic then the actual movie, because the Sherman crew is actually confident about going up against the Tiger.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Now I want to make a short like "If Fury was realistic" and just have the 76 take out the Tiger instantly. Hold my tea
@Asmallcorneroftheinternet
@Asmallcorneroftheinternet 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy Tea is taken, don't mind if I sip at it a bit.
@yoboikamil525
@yoboikamil525 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy we are still waiting
@anadaere6861
@anadaere6861 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy Tiger shoots from a bush a kilometer away, 76 is dead Credits show, ends Entire tank line is dead/abandoned Ridiculous amounts of CAS arrives
@paranormalsense6055
@paranormalsense6055 Жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy The tiger was too far away that the 76 could penetrate it from the front. The tiger would have just stayed at his postion and would have shot faster. And the tiger crew would have known wich tank has the deadly gun for them cause of the look of the canon. So no it wouldn't be good for the movie to be realistic. And still I love this movie.
@spartanx9293
@spartanx9293 2 жыл бұрын
4:18 it's an easy 8 it can most definitely hurt you
@hat2059
@hat2059 2 жыл бұрын
4:37 “too many boys” Love the movie reference Battle of the bulge I think it’s name
@CT-Clone
@CT-Clone 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm just trying to land!" Poor pilot 😅
@rootbeerking2892
@rootbeerking2892 2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately too relatable...
@banebladecommanderchristia7951
@banebladecommanderchristia7951 2 жыл бұрын
Oh definitely if you're a German bomber main
@sjonnieplayfull5859
@sjonnieplayfull5859 2 жыл бұрын
@@banebladecommanderchristia7951 me262 out of fuel as well
@prasaite
@prasaite 2 жыл бұрын
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 and only 20 h training german pilots in 1945
@agniteyt
@agniteyt 2 жыл бұрын
HOLD ON I'M ON HIM
@jarrodkopf6813
@jarrodkopf6813 2 жыл бұрын
0:04 German pilot: "I'm trying to land my plane!" 0:09 Allied pilots: "Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!"
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
*Colourized footage 1945
@Jan_372
@Jan_372 2 жыл бұрын
And for Me262s it's more than true. As US pilots generally followed them around a lot until they landed. At which point the airfield usually went up in flames for some reasons, including the 262s on there.
@Dejaelvicio0emiliomelendez5072
@Dejaelvicio0emiliomelendez5072 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jan_372 always at the end little fuel range (262, K-4).
@prasaite
@prasaite 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jan_372 And average german new pilot in 1945 had only 20h training. So they realy tryed landing (average new american pilot in 1945 had 600h training)
@mfree80286
@mfree80286 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dejaelvicio0emiliomelendez5072 And the longer you could keep an Me262 on power, the better the chance an engine would puke it's blades out.
@blockifahad6412
@blockifahad6412 2 жыл бұрын
"Hold you we should have asked that boy in the last village for directions." "He was caring a panzerfaust!" 3:17 XD
@montynelson5033
@montynelson5033 2 жыл бұрын
Saw the notification and immediately thought “this will be gold” I will be dispatching a like by carrier pigeon shortly though it may take a while to arrive.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Good man! I'll watch out for it!
2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy But dont shoot it. Its a courtmartial offence now.
@rpersen
@rpersen Жыл бұрын
@ Nice Blackadder reference. I salute you sir.
@davidj9677
@davidj9677 2 жыл бұрын
"Shoot him! He's lining up on tiger 131!" Comedy gold
@niume7468
@niume7468 2 жыл бұрын
Explain?
@labaker23
@labaker23 2 жыл бұрын
@@niume7468 Tiger 131 was knocked out in the Africa campaign due to a round to the turret ring from a British Churchill and now it is at the Bovington tank museum where it has been fully restored to be the last operational Tiger.
@niume7468
@niume7468 2 жыл бұрын
@@labaker23 thanks m8.
@enlg3750
@enlg3750 2 жыл бұрын
@@labaker23 actually I don't think what took out the 131 was a Churchill, but yeah it was a similarly powered 75mm gun indeed
@aussiedogfighter285
@aussiedogfighter285 2 жыл бұрын
@@labaker23 fun fact, there is actually a tiger in australia which they are restoring(or have restored) to be opperational, in the Australian armour and artilerty museum
@993ti
@993ti 2 жыл бұрын
2:45 The voice actor of the Sherman sounds like Warpath from Transformers, he only needed to compliment the sentences with Bang, Zowie, kablam!
@jenclydelemosnero2529
@jenclydelemosnero2529 2 жыл бұрын
5:12 "simple explanation comes great understanding".
@christosvoskresye
@christosvoskresye 2 жыл бұрын
Every US tank should be fitted with a Dukes of Hazzard horn.
@jreese46
@jreese46 2 жыл бұрын
They're not?
@christosvoskresye
@christosvoskresye 2 жыл бұрын
@@jreese46 I'll put it in my presidential platform. In fact, vote for me, and if elected, I'll replace the presidential limo with an Abrams tank painted like the General Lee.
@britishbastard6561
@britishbastard6561 2 жыл бұрын
@@christosvoskresye I’ll vote
@Arigator2
@Arigator2 Жыл бұрын
If Dukes of Hazard was a German tv show.
@yankee1376
@yankee1376 2 жыл бұрын
My dad (US Army) used to tell the story of of being on guard duty alone at night in 1944. He had a tiny shack, an M-1 Carbine, and five bullets, which was all his company commander would allow them to carry (he was afraid of friendly fire). Anyway it was the hour before dawn and he heard the 'clickety click' sound of metal German tank tracks approaching and knew he was in trouble. He had just enough time to run a few feet and get behind a tree as German tank rounded the corner and stopped at his little checkpoint. he peeked around the tree and saw the German commander standing up in the hatch with a map out, lost apparently. The German looked up and saw Dad. Dad said : " all he had to do was nudge the gunner with is foot and i would have been cut in half, so I stepped out from the tree, snapped out a salute and held it." The German stared in the bad light, then slowly returned the salute and told the driver to get going. " What did you do then Dad? " I asked. " Do ? I GOT THE JESUS OUTTA THERE.! That's what I did"
@yankee1376
@yankee1376 2 жыл бұрын
he was pretty clear it was tracked, and every tank was a tiger to GI's. Not sure where it was, definitely France in the fall or early winter 1944 (US Third Army). He ran to the command post, woke up the Sargent and told him a German tank just drove through. His Sargent told him there were no German tanks left and he was 'full of sh*t'. Then the field phone rang and the Sargent started yelling to wake everyone up because German tanks were coming through. They were an ordnance unit, all mechanics, so they had to bug out fast. Which they did or I wouldn't exist to share this story.
@5co756
@5co756 2 жыл бұрын
@@yankee1376 Well cool story , does'nt sound like the bad Germans we see in every movie .
@yankee1376
@yankee1376 2 жыл бұрын
@@5co756 50 years on i served alongside Germans in Bosnia. Good guys. There's a lesson there somewhere.
@yesyesyesyes1600
@yesyesyesyes1600 2 жыл бұрын
Holy ...
@Kashban
@Kashban 2 жыл бұрын
The British pilot just taking pictures instead of helping his comrades really had me ROTFL hard 😂
@Puppy_Puppington
@Puppy_Puppington 4 ай бұрын
This was perfect. Thank you to all involved in creating it.
@RailfanVal
@RailfanVal 2 жыл бұрын
request: If the Movie Midway was a Japanese Film
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Hopefully our American accents are better than our Japanese ones.
@alboisedepontoise6283
@alboisedepontoise6283 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy untergang but it is a Norwegian film
@matthewcoleman1919
@matthewcoleman1919 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy Just say YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW a lot. Also be inappropriately loud, oddly optimistic under the circumstances, and absurdly but somehow endearingly presumptuous. May want to invest in a fanny-pack. Oh, and tip generously but expect everyone in the entire universe to speak English. Does that hit all of the important cliches?
@maxwellhohensee9787
@maxwellhohensee9787 2 жыл бұрын
God that movie makes me want to vomit.
@darthmeta6445
@darthmeta6445 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewcoleman1919 Don’t forget to bring guns. Like a lot of guns… like, ALL of the guns.
@m-teeth779
@m-teeth779 2 жыл бұрын
It's our honor to participate in this video, hope all of you enjoy the video and never suffer from dental issues! 🦷🦷
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Thank for for allowing us to run this advert. Possibly one of our favourites.
@m-teeth779
@m-teeth779 2 жыл бұрын
​@@SquireComedy Glad to make this happen!! Thank you again for the creative and quality contents here!!🤣
@blendedcoke6805
@blendedcoke6805 2 жыл бұрын
Just bought a new electric toothbrush week ago and found this amazingly cute one. Regret buying that one too early...
@m-teeth779
@m-teeth779 2 жыл бұрын
@@blendedcoke6805 Thank you for your affirmation. If possible maybe try out our brushes in the future. Of course, most importantly, we hope we can let more people be aware of the importance of oral health. This means a lot to us.🦷
@jreese46
@jreese46 2 жыл бұрын
@@m-teeth779 I would like more information about the halogen smile.
@Mechator_Rex
@Mechator_Rex 2 жыл бұрын
Das Getriebe grüßt, der Gang war drin. This video has a lot of funny classic German jokes. Thank you for digging them up.
@MrEndrius79
@MrEndrius79 2 жыл бұрын
5:16 The explanation on how to recognize planes is fantastic XD
@Can_ix
@Can_ix 2 жыл бұрын
The Luftwaffe recognition part killed me
@MrEndrius79
@MrEndrius79 2 жыл бұрын
@@Can_ix me too
@kaih7647
@kaih7647 2 жыл бұрын
As a German, I really appreciate the superb voice acting, it's truly excellent!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you think so, old bean!
@daemonofdecay
@daemonofdecay 2 жыл бұрын
“Where are you from?” “Dresden.” “Yeah, you’ll be fine.” Oh that’s a *burn* right there.
@pac1fic055
@pac1fic055 2 жыл бұрын
🔥
@stepbrohelpimstuck2480
@stepbrohelpimstuck2480 2 жыл бұрын
300,000 civilians died.
@mustang5132
@mustang5132 2 жыл бұрын
@@stepbrohelpimstuck2480 lmao you’re literally spreading nazi propaganda by repeating that stupid nonsense number. Nice one 👍🏼
@stepbrohelpimstuck2480
@stepbrohelpimstuck2480 2 жыл бұрын
@@mustang5132 It's not a nonsense number. Millions of people lived in that city and it was completely wiped from the map as a city. Some even claim 500,000.The 25,000 was the number of bodies they found that weren't complete ash. Also, listen to the first hand accounts of the pilots whom witnessed their own bombings. They literally witness it as hell on earth, that's how great the flames were.
@mustang5132
@mustang5132 2 жыл бұрын
@@stepbrohelpimstuck2480 believe your bullshit if you want. I know you’ve seen the evidence since you mentioned the real number of around 25,000 (as confirmed by the city of Dresden in the 21st century) but if you wanna believe real Nazi propaganda go right ahead. You probably read something like slaughterhouse 5 or listen to that H3 podcast. If you want real information, watch the video about Dresden from three arrows and look at all his sources too.
@Cloggieclover
@Cloggieclover 2 жыл бұрын
That tiger 131 reference to how it came into our hands is fucking amazing
@MetalCooking666
@MetalCooking666 2 жыл бұрын
“Where are you from?” “Dresden.” “Yeah, you’ll be fine.”
@robd5237
@robd5237 2 жыл бұрын
"My eyes were closed, as I was listening to classical music" Was he also being measured for a new uniform?
@christosvoskresye
@christosvoskresye 2 жыл бұрын
Just after that, he flew into a sudden and inexplicable rage.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
@@christosvoskresye but not before picking up ze telephone and saying "GET ME THE FUHRER!"
@robd5237
@robd5237 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy the reason for his uniform being a slightly different color is never explained
@justkiddingde6506
@justkiddingde6506 2 жыл бұрын
@@robd5237 could you please tell me what you're referring to? 😅
@Lindergood
@Lindergood 2 жыл бұрын
@@justkiddingde6506 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/i8WKadennMm1nYE.html That.
@Zzrik
@Zzrik 2 жыл бұрын
Now we just need "If the movie Kelly's heroes was a German film ".
@AsbestosMuffins
@AsbestosMuffins 2 жыл бұрын
"Hans, we need to go steal all the french gold and smuggle it back home" *WW2 begins*
@davidturcotte5677
@davidturcotte5677 2 жыл бұрын
American Shermans coming out of the train tunnel playing "We are the World".....
@yesyesyesyes1600
@yesyesyesyes1600 2 жыл бұрын
That would be fun 🤩🤩🤩
@GraveDigger388
@GraveDigger388 2 жыл бұрын
"For the last time Klaus, stop grinding it!!" LMAO... Aaaah...now I wanna play CoH...
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
I miss it too.
@MarshallBanane
@MarshallBanane 2 жыл бұрын
Good Job guys. The voice acting was great. I laughed a lot. :D Greatings from Dresden. I hope i can the „8.8 krachen lassen“ :D
@MrAwsomenoob
@MrAwsomenoob 2 жыл бұрын
Tiger facing a sherman again: I've been looking forward to this. Sherman easy 8: My powers have doubled since the last time we met.
@miatamatt7105
@miatamatt7105 2 жыл бұрын
Easy 8: you have met my final form
@steffent.6477
@steffent.6477 2 жыл бұрын
@@miatamatt7105 Final form is Jumbo with 76mm gun ;)
@yesyesyesyes1600
@yesyesyesyes1600 2 жыл бұрын
Sherman: I've been waiting for you ... We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner, but now I am the master. Pershing Tiger Tamer: Step back, gramps and hold my beer
@chadwickst.clair-smythe4217
@chadwickst.clair-smythe4217 2 жыл бұрын
Good, twice the muzzle velocity, double the penetration!
@vedadc.8727
@vedadc.8727 2 жыл бұрын
Famous last words: “Bring it on Michael Shitman!” That line is just too good 😂
@foxtrotsierraproductions8626
@foxtrotsierraproductions8626 2 жыл бұрын
And disrespectful against a war hero
@Indylimburg
@Indylimburg 2 жыл бұрын
@@foxtrotsierraproductions8626 I respect Wittmann, have even visited his grave, but war hero?
@vedadc.8727
@vedadc.8727 2 жыл бұрын
@@foxtrotsierraproductions8626 To be fair it is a comedy skit, I don’t believe the disrespect is genuine at the end of the day. Comedy is to be taken lightly and everything is fair game. But I understand your point respectfully.
@GR46404
@GR46404 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, I didn't get the Wittman reference. I went to school with a kid named Michael Shipman, and I wondered if he had become famous.
@nilsingvar7319
@nilsingvar7319 2 жыл бұрын
The British strafing run was hilarious!
@stuartnelmes348
@stuartnelmes348 11 ай бұрын
“Bring it on Michael shitman” had my dying 😂
@unitedgavin2742
@unitedgavin2742 2 жыл бұрын
I love the voice actor for the American tank driver's in these videos, he's hilarious
@silverwolf5643
@silverwolf5643 2 жыл бұрын
“Christ! Get us out of here! Driver step on it!” *Proceed to reverse in 2Km/h* British tank at its finest … always forward never backward … *See Archer*
@Trappedinatriangle
@Trappedinatriangle Жыл бұрын
Im glad the second tank turned the other way that was a nice touch of realism in a comedy amd made me really enjoy this
@millertimebmw
@millertimebmw 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed out loud in some time. Especially the first half of this...it's SOLID GOLD!
@Serrano-vt6oi
@Serrano-vt6oi 2 жыл бұрын
The American is my spirit animal. As an American myself. I fully endorse Squire's interpretation of any American.
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha! Brilliant.
@proudamerican183
@proudamerican183 2 жыл бұрын
🇺🇸 Agreed 🇺🇸
@proudamerican183
@proudamerican183 7 ай бұрын
@@PetroleumPatches Good. 🇺🇸
@proudamerican183
@proudamerican183 7 ай бұрын
@@PetroleumPatches You obviously didn't read my description all that accurately. Or if ya did, you're not taking things in right.
@proudamerican183
@proudamerican183 7 ай бұрын
@@PetroleumPatches Perhaps you want me to bolden *IF* ? Really emphasize the IF?
@general.skullfaceimperial1050
@general.skullfaceimperial1050 2 жыл бұрын
"I doubt there barely even serviceable" Is that A Bridge Too Far quote i hear?
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
But sir, they are tanks...
@general.skullfaceimperial1050
@general.skullfaceimperial1050 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy The Man, The Legend. (also if you guys have never seen A Bridge Too Far, go watch it...its goooood)
@inisipisTV
@inisipisTV 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy Perhaps you need some rest for a while.
@chadwickst.clair-smythe4217
@chadwickst.clair-smythe4217 2 жыл бұрын
​@@SquireComedy They've still got guns!
@chadwickst.clair-smythe4217
@chadwickst.clair-smythe4217 2 жыл бұрын
@@inisipisTV Now look here, Inisipis. This time the party's on. And no one's going to call it off.
@TonyMontana-zk6ib
@TonyMontana-zk6ib 2 жыл бұрын
This is nothing less than masterpiece. Well done.
@oliversherman2414
@oliversherman2414 2 жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
@4thmonitorion731
@4thmonitorion731 2 жыл бұрын
I love how one Tiger went first and talked about how is he invincible because that summarizes new Tiger 1 players.
@ragnarx88
@ragnarx88 2 жыл бұрын
As a German, I can confirm that this is 100% acurate.
@blaulachsbube772
@blaulachsbube772 2 жыл бұрын
Is aber wirklich gut geworden 😂😂
@sergeantsalty1236
@sergeantsalty1236 2 жыл бұрын
Schwachsinn
@dercaptain1625
@dercaptain1625 2 жыл бұрын
Also grammatikalisch schon
@HowdyHartholz
@HowdyHartholz 2 жыл бұрын
Ein Sherman hatte frontal keine Chance gegen den Tiger I
@KubilaTheFirst
@KubilaTheFirst 5 ай бұрын
This is golden, well done!
@Fearful_Fish
@Fearful_Fish 2 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t hold my laughter after he missed and the German said that was a low velocity gun xD
@patrickb1303
@patrickb1303 Жыл бұрын
Oh man I hope people get the Tiger 131 reference. That was so golden for history buffs. As to this day they still aren’t sure why the Germans didn’t drive the tank away and just abandoned it. And thank goodness they didn’t I’ve been to England to see it and it’s a beast.
@marvinparker9151
@marvinparker9151 2 жыл бұрын
Man that „Füry“ had me rolling around the floor for far longer than im willing to admit!
@vHindenburg
@vHindenburg 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too ...Ich kugel mich auf dem Boden vor Lachen.
@kestrels-in-the-sky
@kestrels-in-the-sky 2 жыл бұрын
Now all we need is a Aussie film version
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Too much bad language for KZfaq I'm afraid.
@Gravity_studioss
@Gravity_studioss 2 жыл бұрын
'hank foh sahding ahead, whanka!
@xanpenguin754
@xanpenguin754 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy lol. I suppose the Aussies holding a defensive position for longer than any would have thought likely.
@c0lorman341
@c0lorman341 2 жыл бұрын
And a French version. They're going backwards instead of forwards
@kestrels-in-the-sky
@kestrels-in-the-sky 2 жыл бұрын
@@c0lorman341 waving a white flag out the main gun
@ismaelnehme379
@ismaelnehme379 17 күн бұрын
"They're probably just Panzer IVs- ah, nope, they're Tigers" I love this line
@wodele1
@wodele1 2 жыл бұрын
i actually really liked it!! thanks for this remake
@jannie6376
@jannie6376 2 жыл бұрын
“You got blood on it” “It’s waterproof” More like blood-proof🤣
@m-teeth779
@m-teeth779 2 жыл бұрын
Yes yes, we are surely waterproof! 😂
@ecoooo541
@ecoooo541 2 жыл бұрын
@@m-teeth779 Not robot, a live sponsor here!
@m-teeth779
@m-teeth779 2 жыл бұрын
@@ecoooo541 🤖️🤖️🤖️
@shadow3dfx
@shadow3dfx 2 жыл бұрын
This is probably the best video that squire has made! the jokes, the voices, the production, EVEN THE AD WAS FUNNY! 1945 out of 10!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it mate! Thanks for the support :)
@boomboomyourdoomdoom1767
@boomboomyourdoomdoom1767 2 жыл бұрын
@@SquireComedy should have had the French in the French panther acting like spy’s leading from the front leading the Germans tanks away from Germany
@johnsmith1926
@johnsmith1926 Жыл бұрын
It will be hard to forget the ad until my dentist appointment in two weeks..
@TheFairladyfreak
@TheFairladyfreak Жыл бұрын
This. This is the pinnacle of cinematography! Comedy, Action, and Historical (kinda) in one go. Marvelous!
@slimjim4028
@slimjim4028 2 жыл бұрын
This was an amazing video subscribed.
@noskillgaming8677
@noskillgaming8677 2 жыл бұрын
“Right engagement with enemy tanks, two probable knocked out. But we only fired once! Well I’m a very good shot OKAY?” Bloody love it. Keep it up
@GreyWolfLeaderTW
@GreyWolfLeaderTW 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing that Dixie Horn brings you both a sense of great joy and great dread because you know that American tank commander will both make the situation better and worse.
@davidturcotte5677
@davidturcotte5677 2 жыл бұрын
Somethins gotta give!
@fosterparent7477
@fosterparent7477 2 жыл бұрын
ya know, I fully expected the brit to pop out of the tank with a chain sword.
@MrDavieno
@MrDavieno 2 жыл бұрын
Love the panzer general music at the end! Loved that game...good times good times
@100dampf
@100dampf 2 жыл бұрын
Bombs -> American Picture - British Burning -> Russian None -> German Plane coming in with Rockets, ends with burning and no plane. So it's actually a russo german hybrid?
@s.r.6533
@s.r.6533 2 жыл бұрын
+ it bombed a poor bloke doing his big business with his carcass (so that is bombing (American) + Kamikaze (Japanese) ). That plane must be from the future
@timixl00
@timixl00 2 жыл бұрын
The british plane taking pictures killed me How you all come up with so funny content. Even the toothbrush ad was funny damn i love you guys nein homo
@hughdavis7420
@hughdavis7420 Жыл бұрын
Jolly good show, old man! Ausgeseitnung! I have never laughed out loud so hard at a youtube video! Thoroughly enjoyed it! Instant subscribe. Well done! Funny as shite!
@RamblinRick_
@RamblinRick_ 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the video. However, THAT is how you do an advert! Well done, lads.
@TheoHawk316
@TheoHawk316 2 жыл бұрын
"I told you we should've asked that boy in the last village for directions!" "He was carrying a panzerfaust" Hmm, could explain a few things.
@chrismc2288
@chrismc2288 2 жыл бұрын
The horn on the Sherman was probably one of the funniest things I’ve seen on this channel 😂
@lilyschrodingy3600
@lilyschrodingy3600 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of carnival horns here in the PH 😭😭😂
@cellbuilder2
@cellbuilder2 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you used the malfunctioning Millennium Falcon sound effect when the Tiger's transmission broke
@shaydowsith348
@shaydowsith348 2 жыл бұрын
palpatine approves.
@Brunch65
@Brunch65 2 жыл бұрын
1:07 i like how he put the sign "Fury" on the gun of the tank
@shaydowsith348
@shaydowsith348 2 жыл бұрын
complete with an umlaut. LOL.
@stein5763
@stein5763 2 жыл бұрын
“If Fury Was a British Film” is one of my favourites, so happy to see a faithful adaptation of the classic for German audiences! More great work from you guys!
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks old chap! Glad you enjoyed it! :)
@bestservedrandom2892
@bestservedrandom2892 2 жыл бұрын
5:30 basically the jug or mustang guy who dies in an attack run and leaves the game without scoring a kill
@gbonkers666
@gbonkers666 2 жыл бұрын
7:18 LMFAO!!! Take this....
@miatamatt7105
@miatamatt7105 2 жыл бұрын
An amazing video! I was laughing the entire time
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Great to hear, thanks!
@Biergrenadier
@Biergrenadier 2 жыл бұрын
Love the warthunder vids and the german talking because thats the only shit i understand cause im german 🇩🇪❤
@DaveSCameron
@DaveSCameron 2 жыл бұрын
Heh Heh best wishes 🙏
@montynelson5033
@montynelson5033 2 жыл бұрын
Genuinely think this is one of the best adverts out there. The PPI and Grammarly guys need you desperately
@SquireComedy
@SquireComedy 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks mate - We loved this one
@m-teeth779
@m-teeth779 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, creative and humorous contents! 😀
@Yeetus_Defeetus
@Yeetus_Defeetus 2 жыл бұрын
"if its on fire, its russian" i was laughing for 3 days straight
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