If it tastes like shit: you're drinking Schlitz. Cheers!
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@MrMegaManFan9 күн бұрын
This is unintentionally one of the funniest things I’ve heard - Steely Dan performing a seemingly sincere song singing the virtues of MALT LIQUOR. I can’t imagine how much they hated this! 🤣
@BobMacNeal7 ай бұрын
Steely Dan singing the Schlitz jingle could convince me to drink a 60+ year old bottle discovered in a dusty basement by urban archeologists -- as long as it was cold.
@hdofu7 ай бұрын
Hey I once found a blue moon bottle found in my aunt's fridge that had been there for 15 years.... it actually tasted amazing.
@elmoredneal53827 ай бұрын
My uncle Wayne used to collect old beer cans and bottles and had them on display on a shelf in his rumpus room. Anyways, he was having a backyard BBQ and one of his guests ran out of beer. She mentioned that the cooler was empty. No problem! Wayne says. There's more beer in the house. Just go downstairs to the rumpus room. Well she comes back outside with her beer. She has a couple of swigs and starts making faces. Wayne! I think there's something wrong with this beer 😫👎 It tastes kinda like... Well almost like whiskey 🤢 Wayne is kinda surprised by this. What? I just bought that beer yesterday! 😮 What are you talking about? Let me see that can! Well she had grabbed one of his old beer cans from the 1960s from the display shelf instead of going to the FRIDGE like any normal person would have done 🙄 I have no idea WHY she would do this! I mean, who the hell stores their beer on the wall!? 😂 And I have no idea how the hell she didn't notice that style of can hasn't been manufactured for 40+ years! 🤣 The smell should have also been a dead giveaway (Um... Something not right here 🤔 What's that funky smell? 😕) Lol! She's lucky she didn't die of botulism or something 💀 Who knows what kind of nastiness might be lurking in a 60 year old beer 🤢
@KiddSteelyАй бұрын
they did NOT need to make a beer jingle THIS FUCKING BANGER HOLY SHIT
@tiffany._.77166 ай бұрын
The “he likes to grab for all the GUSTO he can get 😁” makes me so happy for some reason
@steelyd26 ай бұрын
It’s cause Donald’s so cool even his speaking voice is amazing
@julesisnot6 ай бұрын
@@steelyd2indeed
@tiffany._.77166 ай бұрын
@@steelyd2 ikr!!
@VendzorАй бұрын
@@tiffany._.7716Lol the smiley is so accurate, I can totally picture him saying that with a huge grin 😁
@tiffany._.7716Ай бұрын
@@VendzorTotally! He almost sounds like he’s laughing out of pure joy
@MisterB2eternity7 ай бұрын
Makes me want to buy a house in North Jersey, have a cookout, and drink Schlitz with a bunch of friends while listening to Steely Dan.
@GrowthruGod5 ай бұрын
wingding!
@tobyresch41893 ай бұрын
Same here! Only Neenah, Wisconsin would be the location in my neck of the world. Cheers
@sgrey91812 ай бұрын
We should have a Steely Dan wingding, with all of the beverages mentioned throughout their discography. Kirschwasser (Babylon Sisters), Cherry Wine (Time out of Mind), Coke and Rum (Daddy Don’t Live), Scotch Whiskey (Deacon Blues), Cuervo Gold (Hey Nineteen),
@MisterB2eternity2 ай бұрын
@@sgrey9181 😂
@Mister_Belvidere12 күн бұрын
@sgrey9181 worry the bottle, mama. It's grapefruit wine.
@andrewwilson8887 ай бұрын
"When you're out of Schlitz. You're out of beer!"
@mucontinent2213 ай бұрын
So interesting to know they played commercial song. The sound is genuine Steely Dan’s.
@instalawyer3 ай бұрын
Based on how the drums sound, this jingle was probably recorded at the time of the Katy Lied sessions.
@drumsport3 ай бұрын
With the infinitely great Jeff Porcaro on drums for both record and commercial.
@andrewbruce6073 ай бұрын
@@drumsport I don't think that's Jeff on this song, I think it sounds more like Ed Greene who was on "I Got the News" on the Aja album.
@drumsport3 ай бұрын
@@andrewbruce607 Andrew, I clicked on this tune from a FB post which I thought commented on Jeff laying down this groove. You could be right. Cheers!
@wesleyantrim66483 ай бұрын
100% correct. There’s a photo on the back cover of the “Katy Lied” album, with Fagen and Denny Dias (holding a tank of helium and wearing a sombrero). That was taken the day they recorded the jingle.
@pythonfan1Ай бұрын
I think it was a little earlier than that. My instinct tells me this may have been recorded prior to "Countdown To Ecstasy".
@James-if3kc15 күн бұрын
Are you reeling in the beeeeers? Storing away the brewwwwwww? Are you gathering up the beeeeers? Have you had enough of yooooooou?
@KDonhoops7 ай бұрын
miss her so much
@hdofu5 ай бұрын
Pretty sure Schlitz rejected this jingle because they knew they couldn't deliver on the Gusto.
@MM-op6ti2 күн бұрын
“Im sorry Mr. Dan, our beer isn’t that good”
@BigKitchenwithFoodАй бұрын
When your out of Bud, tough Schlitz!!!
@johnborzini56107 ай бұрын
I’m in the Munich airport and I’m going to the bar and have something to drink! Beer
@mundosoul61263 ай бұрын
jeff porcaro on drums
@GrowthruGod5 ай бұрын
This could have saved Shlitz!
@hdofu5 ай бұрын
The fact they rejected it proves they didn't have the vision.
@trarroyo7 ай бұрын
This is amazing.
@Pocketstudio774 ай бұрын
Truly, as good as anything they’ve ever written. Royal miss by the brand and the agency that passed on it. A perfect example of the two little too late nature of the ad industry…
@jahrethh7 ай бұрын
They need to publish this 😭!!
@hdofu6 ай бұрын
this should have been on Citizen Steely Dan
@julesisnot6 ай бұрын
@@hdofufr
@ilmwemo7 ай бұрын
goddamn this is so catchy
@jimsonnenberg12216 ай бұрын
This is pretty damn good. No idea abt the beer. I hate beer.
@nankypooh6552 ай бұрын
Thanks for posting this.
@monsieurtukini70517 ай бұрын
I wonder how many takes this required... 🤔
@frederickmfarias31093 ай бұрын
One. Those are “wrecking crew” pros.
@checkCanopyАй бұрын
1984 , Belize ... I would`ve enjoyed drinking that stuff if I`d only heard this jingle.
@champ10613 ай бұрын
Go for the Gaucho.
@ilmwemo7 ай бұрын
this is SO CBAT
@parker4862 ай бұрын
It screams Katy Lied to me
@davepodolske56462 ай бұрын
When you've got the shitz it's because you drank this beer
@cosmai233 ай бұрын
Skunk on Spanish .
@user-vl2ib6yy2x29 күн бұрын
I hear a bunch of guys who didn't want to make this jingle.
@galadriusthemighty7 ай бұрын
Seriously, why wasn't this used?!
@hdofu6 ай бұрын
Would you expect the producer’s of Schlitz to have taste?
@Sckott015 ай бұрын
The catch was, that the commercial was made without compromise of any kind. No edits or redos. Pay up front. The commercial was rejected.
@julesisnot6 ай бұрын
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@Nokorola6 ай бұрын
You’ll keep the round Schlitz.
@daniel0-014 ай бұрын
was this taken down like 8 months ago? I'm so glad you uploaded this. RECORDED!!
@SkeevyDaniel4 ай бұрын
Yeah, everyone else's uploads kept getting taken down. Guess I'm just magic.
@GrowthruGod5 ай бұрын
yolo
@frederickmfarias31093 ай бұрын
Too good for that short jingle, straight jacket. Something longer ok.
@gregberke67727 ай бұрын
Won't you pour me a pint of Strohs Gretchen . The weekend at the college didn't turn out like you planned the things they think are beer I just don't understand you can't be drinking beer if there's no Strohs in the can.
@cmw98763 ай бұрын
Need an actor who can pour a beer.
@27mondo6 ай бұрын
Intended for our friends south of the border?
@jjd9037 ай бұрын
But its malt liquor...
@hdofu5 ай бұрын
That's very insulting to malt liquor!
@ltmundy11644 ай бұрын
Schlitz Beer. Not to be mistaken for Schlitz Malt Liquor.
@hklinker7 ай бұрын
Anyone have the story behind this?
@jojojojo43327 ай бұрын
The story contains nuts and a certain of color remark in a different language of a presumably Spanish country. (Gusto)
@hklinker7 ай бұрын
👍
@SupahWeegeeman7 ай бұрын
Steely dan made this song and it was not accepted by Schlitz due to profanity
@johnblanksby60547 ай бұрын
Recorded during the Katy Lied sessions - Jeff Baxter (born & grew up in Mexico) provided the Speedy Gonzalez voiceover with the aid of helium gas (as per photo on backside of KL album sleeve).
@SkeevyDaniel7 ай бұрын
@@johnblanksby6054It was recorded before Ecstasy and after Thrill