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@kaustavborah4621 Жыл бұрын
Waiting for The Machete review where Machete finally kills Segal but before he died he gave a speech how awesome he is
@luna_kits2345 Жыл бұрын
Though we share the same result who won this one but I don't agree with the final score, it should be -29 only for Seagal.
@patrickswayze3086 Жыл бұрын
Steven seagals fake beard from that tv show he did as a cop (not lawman) in a flashback to when he was an extra in call of duty is incredible
@junehalog024 Жыл бұрын
@@kaustavborah4621 he pulled that machete out to also show how awesome he is.
@2st486 Жыл бұрын
best ad segway ever
@user-yf6zz3cl8i Жыл бұрын
I want a Neil Breen directed Steven Seagal movie
@jobejacobs62 Жыл бұрын
The ultimate crossover 😭😭😭😆😆😆
@duce185 Жыл бұрын
Our reality simply can not handle that lol
@darviniusb Жыл бұрын
Dude, a thing like that can create a cataclysm destroying our universe. You know, antimatter and matter stuff.
@elwansyahrisman5049 Жыл бұрын
Neil breen directed segal movie..or Neil breen movie with Segal as screenwriter..🤣🤣
@lordm3s447 Жыл бұрын
I can't imagine what kind of abomination will be born from their partnership😂
@paulappleton9666 Жыл бұрын
Let's face it: the fact Breen put the bird in the end credits roll is a level of class and generosity Segal could never hope to match.
@AmityvilleFan Жыл бұрын
And extra point for Space Ice for noticing.
@flagflow1232 Жыл бұрын
Breen has managed to out-bird a guy who's name is literally Seagull.
@johnadams1600 Жыл бұрын
Seagal is a good actor
@Asterion608 Жыл бұрын
@@johnadams1600 Yeah. in the same place he is a martial artist, in Deluded-FantasyLand .
@bombomos Жыл бұрын
BRO XD
@thedangerwich5476 Жыл бұрын
“Nobody wins this round but Neil breen loses a little less.”😂😂😂😂
@Lazaven Жыл бұрын
😂😭🤣
@AdhvaithSane Жыл бұрын
Nobody wins this round but Neil Breen loses just a little less* “Nobody wins this round but Neil Breen loses just a little less”
@lochtul9 ай бұрын
This passage gave me the hiccups... damn. It was so painful... 🤣
@djloading Жыл бұрын
he said seagal had the better cgi and still gave the point to breen had me dying 🤣
@blackenedtiamat2807 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@SofaKingShit9 ай бұрын
I thought it was hilarious when he called Breen an elderly man when Breen is in fact only just a few years younger than me. Godamn fricken hilarious.
@HappyBeezerStudios7 ай бұрын
To be fair, Seagal rents a special effects studio for that and doesn't do it on his laptop at home. Breen does things out of passion and really nails that 2008 youtube video look. Point for Breen
@alejandrotechreviews6 ай бұрын
He’s definitely Steven Seagal’s biggest hater
@linksbetweendrinks70326 ай бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudiosBreen also said to take your actors seriously and always pay them SAG rates. Even lets women wear bras now. 😂
@RedBaron44 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Space Ice went from 20K to 200k+ subs in a couple of months makes me so happy. One of KZfaq's best channels.
@LordmonkeyTRM Жыл бұрын
Yes one of monkey favourite movie channels
@In_swedish_the_jam_means_sylt Жыл бұрын
I did that. Im a silent hero
@LordmonkeyTRM Жыл бұрын
@@In_swedish_the_jam_means_sylt your contribution is noted
@In_swedish_the_jam_means_sylt Жыл бұрын
@@LordmonkeyTRM and monetized
@visassess8607 Жыл бұрын
Oh shit, I didn't even realize his sub count went up so much
@Aethelhald Жыл бұрын
The battle we didn't deserve but the battle we... didn't need.
@henrydupuis5648 Жыл бұрын
But we do yo because this made me hysterically laughed yo lmfao! 🤣😂😭
@Aethelhald Жыл бұрын
@@henrydupuis5648 Only a master linguist could prove me wrong in one sentence. *Puts on a XXXXXL leather trenchcoat and waddles away*
@Kiyoone Жыл бұрын
@@Aethelhald didn't need, still don't... and probably will never gonna need it again... But thanks to Space Ice. You are such a nice guy.
@diametral1913 Жыл бұрын
If tensions between China and the U.S. over Taiwan don't start a nuclear war; then a movie produced by Steven Seagal, written by Uwe Boll, directed by Tommy Wiseau, and starring Neil Breen and Mathew Karedas will
@henrydupuis5648 Жыл бұрын
@@Aethelhald lmfao! 🤣😂😭
@quantumrobin4627 Жыл бұрын
“Segal has the better CGI; point, Breen!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@heyitsvos9 ай бұрын
It's even funnier reading the comments before watching the video 🤣🤣
@gerardjayetileke43733 ай бұрын
Dumbledore learnt from this man.
@seancarter6492 Жыл бұрын
I love how Seagal, from what he says, won the CGI round. But it was like his brain just simply didn't register that Seagal could win anything and he just gives the point to Breen 😂🤣
@RCG3.5 ай бұрын
So him saying that Breen's cgi was so good you can barely tell makes you think he said Segal had better cgi?
@seancarter64925 ай бұрын
@@RCG3. Dude, I don't remember, it was 11 fuckin' months ago.
@brotjack Жыл бұрын
Let us take a moment to appreciate Space Ice for always risking his mental health in reviewing these god-awful movies just for our own pleasure.
@Rob_Dekker Жыл бұрын
He's my hero. Because of him I will enjoy my weekend. Thanks Space Ice
@BaldHeadedManc Жыл бұрын
He's gonna end up in a psych ward just reciting seagal lines😂
@brotjack Жыл бұрын
@@BaldHeadedManc The amount of time he spends on analyzing and making sense of senseless movie plot are taking their toll on his mental health. I know thats his passion, but he gotta be extra careful. He may end up in an asylum.
@hithere4719 Жыл бұрын
@@BaldHeadedMancSeagalanthropy sounds horrifying…
@khayelihlengcobo5613 Жыл бұрын
From your mouth to God's ears
@AndreAmorim-AA Жыл бұрын
Segal went into character in 1987 and hasn't come out since. Dude is the ultimate actor.🤣
@etsequentia6765 Жыл бұрын
And so few people understand that.
@Quvan Жыл бұрын
I think he accidentally hit himself too many times running with those arms flailing.
@viraloracle5151 Жыл бұрын
he is stuck in his role as a Special Forces Commando Doctor Admiral General Pilot Nuclear Scientist Space Engineer.
@drinxs505 Жыл бұрын
He's going the macho man route
@markvanpopering4598 Жыл бұрын
Terry Bolea has been in character longer, but 36 years is depressingly impressive.
@Vonniesistah Жыл бұрын
"...Anything is better than Seagal...doing his arm flappy thing..." I can't 🤣🤣🤣
@marsayde1237 Жыл бұрын
9:27 “I really don’t give a f*ck.” That line makes me laugh, just because I feel like that’s the most honest thing Seagal has ever said to the audience and to himself.
@heybro6105 Жыл бұрын
I hope you never run out of Steven Segal material. 😂
@africaisking7817 Жыл бұрын
Segal has 20 Years worth of trash movies so don't worry we're good for a while 🤣
@highlordalcadizakyr1479 Жыл бұрын
steven is a goldmine for content 😂
@dco1019 Жыл бұрын
@Between Yellow Lines when that day comes revisiting his movies will yield more trash embedded within them
@doggo7 Жыл бұрын
yay more seagal movie
@sash0047 Жыл бұрын
Unlike segal Who never runs
@eprox-y3248 Жыл бұрын
A head-to-head battle in which neither side emerges the victor, yet the audience loses more than can be regained in a single lifetime. Thank you, Space Ice!
@darkntwistedstudio Жыл бұрын
The battle for time,space reality. Thanos aint got shit on these two
@richardball5843 Жыл бұрын
“Whoever wins, we lose”
@ugoeze7360 Жыл бұрын
Unbiased journalism is what the world needs. Somebody get the man a Pulitzer. Bravo, Space Ice. Bravo. 🤌🏽
@chlorophyll6154 Жыл бұрын
"Everyone was hurt in the making of this movie"
@favoritemustard35426 ай бұрын
@@chlorophyll6154😅😂🎉
@kolossis8283 Жыл бұрын
A crossover nobody expected, needed, wanted, nor deserved🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@larrylambert1220 Жыл бұрын
The Breen/Seagal team-up is the one we need, and the one we deserve.
@themanwithnoname1839 Жыл бұрын
Agreed, we need this team up just like we needed the movie called the velocipastor
@AdhvaithSane Жыл бұрын
And another movie where they both suck at, f@$k both of them.
@countdracula4656 Жыл бұрын
The bit with "Neil Breen is a generational talent and one of the best thespians to appear in one of his movies." I literally almost choked on my sandwich 😂
@DeffoZappo Жыл бұрын
Why? It's totally true and deadly serious. Think of Breen's entertainment to budget ratio compared to literally every other Hollywood movie ever. The man is a legend.
@Foga001 Жыл бұрын
i heard lesbian, and thinked, WTF?!
@tigersnowy6979 Жыл бұрын
Thespian is a very underused word😂
@JohnVKaravitis Жыл бұрын
7:22
@jobejacobs62 Жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😭😆😆😆
@Norbingel Жыл бұрын
I was so sure that Breen being able to use computers without ever turning them on would earn him a point in that category
@matthewlawlis2421 Жыл бұрын
Segal could have countered that with points for brining up enviroment in a self written SNL skit that was part of the worst episode in history.
@MisanthropeAwaitingBliss Жыл бұрын
To narrate so humorously and to think of the time taken to write it, this content is gold for free
@sortedevaras Жыл бұрын
Breen legit has 1000% more charisma then Segal.
@gregandy4277 Жыл бұрын
I am sure Breen would actually kick Seagal’s ass!
@comedyentertainmentchannel5621 Жыл бұрын
@@gregandy4277 Anybody seen Richieeeee? anybody know why richie did bobby Lupoooooo?
@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 Жыл бұрын
Barely
@WhatIsMisophonia Жыл бұрын
Neither of these people have any charisma to speak of, but at least Breen TRIES to have charisma.
@Mildly_Dead6 ай бұрын
0x1000=0 sounds about right.
@cosminpaiu4525 Жыл бұрын
That battle that no matter who wins we all lose
@axion4523 Жыл бұрын
lol
@insidethesquaredcirclewith9797 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@henrydupuis5648 Жыл бұрын
Imfao!😭😂🤣
@oyayemayafaro7307 Жыл бұрын
Maaan 😂😂😂
@gabriellbraga7732 Жыл бұрын
So it's like Alien vs Predator, or the elections.
@Double979tv Жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard of Neil Breen, until now. But I still knew he’d win.
@dri1811ya Жыл бұрын
Ditto
@JM-xp8te Жыл бұрын
Same. Who’s Neil Breen???
@honestdave Жыл бұрын
@@JM-xp8tethe director who is ironically the best director to work for and yet makes the worst movies ever.
@themoviedealers Жыл бұрын
He's an icon of independent cinema. And completely delusional.
@guguganmo8560 Жыл бұрын
Same here, and I'm glad I've never seen any of his movies. This one should have been a clear w for Seagull tho😂😂😂
@herrharenda Жыл бұрын
Dude, you're the only channel in the world who can make even surfshark commercial better than most of Steven S movies. I just purely love your content.
@AshwinRamaswamy Жыл бұрын
Why 83% ... That killed it 😂
@normancocksmell8 ай бұрын
It's the only sponsored ad commercial I didn't skip. Pure gold.
@theveryworstluck1894 Жыл бұрын
Breen is the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now
@igodreamer7096 Жыл бұрын
Damn XD
@RustyLightningPhoto Жыл бұрын
Breen makes my think, Televangelist, he has the awkward, disturbing, cringey fake persona of Kenneth Copeland.
@mlorencetti1 Жыл бұрын
Nor the one we want!
@Dinco422 Жыл бұрын
Or... ever
@dcnation1558 Жыл бұрын
@@Dinco422 took the words right outta me
@rickylow1655 Жыл бұрын
Elite hacking skill ... cut to scene of Breen throwing a book at a shut off laptop. Mad respect to his technical skill.
@pigeonpallz1733 Жыл бұрын
My wife works in the ER and through that I learned an appreciation for people that can do that job . Then you came along and I'm pretty sure that a vet missing all limbs and dik have nothing on the sacrifice you've made . Thank you sir ... I'll pray for you
@ryandonovan5205 Жыл бұрын
Just the fact Space Ice even came up with this makes him the greatest person in the universe
@JamesHannagan Жыл бұрын
I asked him to do it a while back. He answered "Probably". This was my greatest contribution to the world so far. I like to think so anyway.
@ryandonovan5205 Жыл бұрын
@@JamesHannagan well done sir
@Ohflipsnap Жыл бұрын
@@JamesHannagan I'm still waiting for somebody to convince Space Ice to create a kill count for innocent people slaughtered by Steven Seagal's movie characters.
@jkdbuck7670 Жыл бұрын
8:16 "It may surprise you to learn that Neil Breen movies EVEN HAVE CGI." Low-key the funniest line I've heard in 2023 so far.
@giarc3908 Жыл бұрын
it can be hard to spot
@kobecanuck78 Жыл бұрын
That one got me too!!😂
@xthee_0nly_1x11 Жыл бұрын
Trust me, they DO!😗
@mat_tamarin Жыл бұрын
💯👌🤣
@basedcheech883 Жыл бұрын
I’m legitimately upset you didn’t give Seagal the point for cgi 😂😂😂
@burakoshimazaki Жыл бұрын
To quote Dave Chappelle: "Why? Because f*ck 'em, that's why!".
@paulgoogol2652 Жыл бұрын
What do you mean? Breens cgi is fantastic. The fire was so realistic that I got a bucket of water to stop it. Fortunately I tripped over a beer bottle and flushed the toilet with the bucket instead which was a much needed occurence.
@WhatIsMisophonia Жыл бұрын
I feel like this guy's whole purpose with these videos is just to throw shade at Seagal, even if it means saying is worse than Neil Breen.
@TatankaTaylor5 ай бұрын
@@WhatIsMisophonia Nah, there is no hidden agenda against Seagal. This video perfectly makes the case that Breen's movies have a lot more merit than Seagal's. Because unlike happens with Seagal's movies that leave you very dead inside, Breen's movies leave you thinking what the f*ck did you just watched. So you're forced to use your brain. In short... Stop with the conspiracies, bro.
@WhatIsMisophonia5 ай бұрын
@@TatankaTaylor I never thought of it that way 🤣 At least Breen's movies are so bad they're good. Segal almost gets it, but he's just so unlikable.
@TheWonkster Жыл бұрын
To be fair, Breen usually uses his flawless protagonist quill to its full extent to make himself a indomitable godlike being or hypergenious mercenary that ruins entire industries. Segal usually just unimpressively hand-to-hands a couple guys and shoots a couple more, maybe a sword thrown into the mix somewhere.
@chinyereugwu9431 Жыл бұрын
Exactly. This is why Breen loses the least amount of points. Neil goes full throttle. Steven halfarse's everything.What a lazy lazy actor.
@MrAlanlaing Жыл бұрын
Im surprised you didnt use "I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide?" scene by Breen to prove he is the World's greatest actor 🤣
@joerarey8496 Жыл бұрын
@@deanjustdean7818 OMG thank you for throwing Lucas' cringy/horrible writing in there. Just god aweful clunky
@helloitisme74307 ай бұрын
@@joerarey8496 Who is lucas?
@alexisbuchanan2028 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for introducing me to Neil Breen...I can't believe I've lived this long without ever seeing one of his movies. I'm looking forward to watching his entire back catalogue.
@rickardedman8836 Жыл бұрын
Watch them drunk and with friends, to alleviate the trauma inducing aftermath.
@ravengearheart8784 Жыл бұрын
You can watch 2 of it here in youtube
@AmityvilleFan Жыл бұрын
@@ravengearheart8784 The ones he no longer sells.
@darrellhamblen3009 Жыл бұрын
Prepare to be amazed. Try to sit on your hands... The action is that hot. Porn will become a thing of the past
@jeanpaulmichell7243 Жыл бұрын
Entire back catalogue? Godspeed, sir.
@giants2k811 ай бұрын
Okay, that Neil Breen CGI jump up the front of the building has me in tears of laughter. 😂😂
@al318411 ай бұрын
I love that you have a personal beef with seagal
@uriahuriah3792Ай бұрын
😁
@_SimpleJack_ Жыл бұрын
Losing a little less than Seagal is still a massive win.
@marcoscarrasco92 Жыл бұрын
When literally anything is compared to Seagal, it comes out on top and it's not even close. Like dog shit or AIDS, for example.
@MikoYotsuya292 Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal relies on thousands of body doubles for every small movement and stunts, needs millions of film cuts, requires hourly buffet time and has absolutely zero passion. While Breen relies on adobe aftereffects and dollar store props for his movies, but is all about 1000% passion
@flower_girl4983 Жыл бұрын
11:29 Segal fighting, sitting down in chair. Is the highlight of my life
@CL-ew7wh Жыл бұрын
How to write a steven segal movie - Main character has to be Ex special forces - All other characters must talk about how awesome the main character is - STRIP CLUBS! - Main character must have sex fully clothed - Main character isnt allowed to get killed or take damage - lots of Stunt doubles - Isnt allowed to get arrested no matter how many people he kills for no reason
@Vangror Жыл бұрын
You forgot: Main character must have hot women swoon over him regardless of age and how he looks
@smolgrizzly4608 Жыл бұрын
There was one movie where he was a Yale university professor
@nathanrodriguez3822Ай бұрын
You forgot: “School girls” lmao
@africaisking7817 Жыл бұрын
"Wide rage of bodies throughout his career" 😂 "Nobody wins this round" 😭 🤣
@kevinalford2165 Жыл бұрын
6:04 "The only time I have ever seen a hawk look uncomfortable" 😂
@georgemanka11 ай бұрын
“A final Fuck You to Seagal”……. Classic!
@ItsHyomoto9 ай бұрын
"How does he fix it? HE DOESN'T." Kind of speaks to his whole persona.
@wallsgreebo8352 Жыл бұрын
'Steven Seagal is definately the villain in all of his movies' 😂 Aah there was no doubt who was winning this to be fair. I salute Breen as always 🙏🏽
@HappyBeezerStudios7 ай бұрын
And the movie where he is openly the villain (Machete), he does a decent job.
@RandolphTheWhite1 Жыл бұрын
"I've got great family genes, but I'm still in pain" - Neil Breen
@patchso Жыл бұрын
We’ve all been there ;-)
@jlawsl Жыл бұрын
Produced by Breen, directed by Uwe Boll, written by Seagal. Now that would be a powerful movie.
@lizzybethnj617 Жыл бұрын
This is the head to head competition I didn’t know I needed to see. Thank you Space Ice. Watching this and smoking a joint best thing ever
@dirkbonesteel Жыл бұрын
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen ! Imagine a whole movie starring the two of them. All wars would stop so we could all sit back and enjoy the cinematic miracle
@henrydupuis5648 Жыл бұрын
Plus directed by Uwe Boll too yo lmfao! 😭😂🤣
@gimelk Жыл бұрын
@@henrydupuis5648 if that EVER gets made you're gonna burn in hell dude.
@Hundeputzmunter Жыл бұрын
It would have to be 5 hours long just to contain all of that ego
@henrydupuis5648 Жыл бұрын
@@gimelk lmfao you made me hysterically laughed yo lmfao! 😭😂🤣
@henrydupuis5648 Жыл бұрын
@@Hundeputzmunter lmfao! 🤣😂😭
@dabogabo Жыл бұрын
Neil Breen is the hero we don't deserve !
@Sofus. Жыл бұрын
wanted
@dabogabo Жыл бұрын
@@Sofus. :(
@SiriusSphynx Жыл бұрын
He's taken us from a dark torturous place in hell to slightly less sucky one.
@Sofus. Жыл бұрын
@@dabogabo 🥳
@garthako Жыл бұрын
We don't deserve Neil Breen to be the hero
@JohnSmith-we1xg10 ай бұрын
"Seagal has to pay people to pretend to be his friend...."🤣 this is so damn funny
@irwin3381 Жыл бұрын
Seagull has been a computer hacker expert for the last 80 years
@mickmccasker6401 Жыл бұрын
Those in the business call 'em clicky clackers
@Alpostpone Жыл бұрын
He taught Alan Turing how to hack Enigma machine
@Meyer715 Жыл бұрын
Before, after or during the 45 years he were a helicopter pilot?
@Alpostpone Жыл бұрын
@@Meyer715 I choose to believe he hacked computers while flying because it's cool
@inSainTed Жыл бұрын
By hacker you mean someone who would hack them to pieces with an axe?
@MrLeahparonid Жыл бұрын
Imagine a movie starring Breen, and directed by Tommy Wiseau. That would truly bring entertainment to another level. Not to the next level, but another level nonetheless.
@marsayde1237 Жыл бұрын
Space Ice would explode out of anger.
@fitzwilliams4215 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know Neil had CGI for real. Just thought he was just badass and can do anything
@jeanpaulmichell7243 Жыл бұрын
Both are true. Some CG here and there, but the rest is pure badass Breen!
@e-bud3836 Жыл бұрын
It's difficult to spot 😂
@matthewlawlis2421 Жыл бұрын
I didnt know graphics like that fell into the catagory of cgi.
@etsequentia6765 Жыл бұрын
The secret is setting up the lighting and color balance as to trick the eye into thinking the two blended images are the same and the background blends seamlessly with the foreground. That and a good balance between practical effects, props and cgi. Breen is a god when it comes to such professional editing.
@fortissears53887 ай бұрын
As if Seagal could EVER write that INCREDIBLY threatening e-mail by slapping his hotdog fingers on the function keys like he's playing Simon Says...
@edricdayne3571 Жыл бұрын
I kept expecting this to end with "And the winner - Jean Claude Vandamme"
@JamesHannagan Жыл бұрын
I remember asking a couple of months back if you'd ever do a video with these two head to head. When I saw it pop up on youtube tonight, my wife asked why I was jumping up and down doing fist pumps. This is a dream match up. Thanks for making everybody's day with this.
@MyYTwatcher Жыл бұрын
Until today I didnt know that Neil Breen exists. And I was happy.
@ewilloch Жыл бұрын
Now knowing about Neil Breen’s existence, I won’t have a second of not being terribly depressed for the rest of my life.
@tonyhumphries5934 Жыл бұрын
Same😂😂😂
@DeffoZappo Жыл бұрын
Watch his movies. The man is a living legend. Entertainment value off the charts
@Kris.G5 ай бұрын
@@DeffoZappo And what's even better, his new movies are 10x worse and cheaper than his old ones. It's like this dude doesn't learn anything at all.
@mahbubprottoy731511 ай бұрын
The best sponsored ad ever,the email part had me rolling
@anikmonette2140 Жыл бұрын
"Even teenagers can't resist this sexy sac of man meat"😂 The sheer poetry... Mad respect!
@jaybeam1466 Жыл бұрын
Watch enough of these and you'll find yourself thinking in Space Ice's voice. Dude is a legend.
@lonewolf-919 Жыл бұрын
"Finally a worthy opponent.... The battle will be legendary!!"🐆🐼
@dogson1 Жыл бұрын
7:50 - I;ve already forgot that you can't drink anything, when you watch space ice, because at any moment this can happen
@shc3754 Жыл бұрын
That cracked me up too
@MassGradingTeacher Жыл бұрын
"It may surprise you that Neil Breen movies even have CGI. It may be hard to spot, but trust me, they do." 😂
@korbell1089 Жыл бұрын
"They BOTH refuse to talk about it, citing pending legal litigation!" 😅🤣😂
@MuayThaiDude3 ай бұрын
Bro, the clup with the hawk 😂😂. "They both refused to talk about, citing pending litigation". Has to be one of the funniest lines I've ever heard
@aresdynasty9202 Жыл бұрын
I wish this was a 100 point system, I can't stop laughing, this is just the best two actors battle royal ever....
@billlyons7024 Жыл бұрын
Neil Breen does have something that most people don't...he's doing his own thing and not worrying about critics. That is an exceptionally rare thing in the world today, and it is a strength. I find it admirable.
@ghxstkennedy3637 Жыл бұрын
... are you Neil Breen?
@Levicandoit Жыл бұрын
Completely ignoring even valid critiques is not a character quality worth having admiration for. Insane people keep doing the same thing expecting a different result
@jessekoepp3928 Жыл бұрын
But it's cringe incarnate, flaming garbage. I guess you could say it's "unique", but unique trash is still trash.
@billlyons7024 Жыл бұрын
@@ghxstkennedy3637 I can't be Neil Breen. I never had a beard.
@deannaw9128 Жыл бұрын
He's also a perv.
@ComboSmooth Жыл бұрын
one of the things I love most about Breen is that it's like he directs almost all the women in his movies to yell all their lines.
@michealdoor7035 Жыл бұрын
"good old fashioned genocide!" I'm in stitches, LMFAO 😂
@GTSkyhawk Жыл бұрын
It's not a Seagal movie unless there's a detour to the strip club 😂
@drmaulana2600 Жыл бұрын
Seagal always (mostly) put strip club scene in his movie because at some point he was hiding from JCVD at strip club.
@alexmuenster21027 ай бұрын
>>not a Seagal movie unless there's a detour to the strip club
@uriahuriah3792Ай бұрын
@@drmaulana2600😆😆
@uriahuriah3792Ай бұрын
@@alexmuenster2102😄😄🤣🤣
@Rondo2ooo Жыл бұрын
Seagal still has a lot to learn from Breen on how to get from ground level to an upper floor.
@blitz2107 Жыл бұрын
How dare you assume I never wanted this iconic matchup
@agsid209 Жыл бұрын
11:20 "He makes this lady fkn dissolve!" Hahaha
@uriahuriah3792Ай бұрын
So fkn funny 😂
@wht-rabt-obj Жыл бұрын
The sad thing is Breen makes Segal's acting look like Pacino by comparison 😂😂
@joshcarter-com10 ай бұрын
That scene where Breen is attacking his sister but just can’t get the job done and she clobbers him with the picture frame is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. 😂
@anhminhnguyenquach76676 ай бұрын
sister? girlfriend? sister-girlfriend? sweet home Alabama
@uriahuriah3792Ай бұрын
Calling her a bitch made it more hilarious 😄
@AO_Rourke Жыл бұрын
Small detail I know but I absolutely love that you add the sponsor segment into the story rather than an abrupt stop
@Hgdrifter Жыл бұрын
I get the feeling this is a lose/lose situation...
@johnvirginia72383 ай бұрын
This guy is good. It took me like 20 seconds into the advertisement to realize that the Surfshark commentary was an advertisement. I’m a little slow.
@brandonblaze2300 Жыл бұрын
Image if these 2 made a movie together the amount of waddling, body doubles and cgi effects would be out of this world
@ronepting5030 Жыл бұрын
I was shocked at how 1 sided this was, Neil Breen is truly a force to be reckoned with
@theonec5047 Жыл бұрын
"There's somebody else out there worse than you" speech to say to yourself everytime you lose or fail at something. Always know that your chances of winning are sky high when your opponent is Seagal
@NurKurt2706 Жыл бұрын
Neil's magic scenes are far more believable than Seagul's fighting scenes 😂
@adamjoseph61229 ай бұрын
This is one of the only YT channels that makes me actually LOL 🤣
@emmanuelgarcon92 Жыл бұрын
We need to appreciate this guy. He seats through those horrendous movies just to bring us laughter. I applaud you brother 😂😂
@tubethenoob627 Жыл бұрын
“Breen is the best actor to appear in his own movies.”
@kurtwpg10 ай бұрын
You've never posted a clip of Neil Breen that's going to convince me he's a real person who exists.
@Stevewilldowhat Жыл бұрын
That was the best transition into a sponsor I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching 😁😁
@Alex.P1 Жыл бұрын
Breen generally has an idea (albeit a terrible one) as to what his movie is going to be about and goes with it, whereas Seagal simply goes with himself being special ops and invincible and what not and focuses on that instead of having any idea (albeit a terrible one) as to what his movie is going to be about.
@jasonbowser5754 Жыл бұрын
I refuse to die until Steven Seagal wins a point, in one of these exciting videos!
@niccolorichter1488 Жыл бұрын
So you are imortal
@kholi9441 Жыл бұрын
Love how Breen gains 2 points, then loses and goes negative, then somehow makes up for it but still wins with a -3
@jguar19845 ай бұрын
I love how it's always the same scene of Segal running. Space Ice's hatred of Segal is the best. I love it.
@unluckygambler818 Жыл бұрын
Nothing like a new Space Ice video at 3am!!!
@USA.THE.LAND.OF.GUNS.702 Жыл бұрын
Right! I was going to sleep
@bananaempijama Жыл бұрын
Space Ice you're so great. In the previous videos, we all in the comments were saying "imagine a Neil Breen and Steven Seagull movie" and then you present us with this😮
@Wolffur7 ай бұрын
I never thought that I would ever see a comparison in which Neil Breen came out on top. Wonders never cease.
@michaosiecki4419 Жыл бұрын
Seagull ridiculous fighting stance at 11:42 always gets me XD
@SimulationNPC Жыл бұрын
Breen wins by an entire order of magnitude. A true hero when the competition is a confused cartoon villain.
@hatredsorrow377 Жыл бұрын
Seagal should win on the body category... since he can change his body type anytime the camera zoom out or everytime he not showing his face
@thedoncrazephaze5375 Жыл бұрын
Best video on the Tube I have ever seen...thank you.
@joshyrivera4676 Жыл бұрын
The sponsored moment in the middle of the video was brilliant 😂
@tomservo1971 Жыл бұрын
Neil Breen has provided me with hours of entertainment and I appreciate that.