“I’m not gonna take my pills. I don’t need these.” And then he has a seizure.

I can't believe you reviewed this movie! I cannot believe you reviewed this movie! How could you have done this? How could you have reviewed this movie?!

I showed my roommate this movie. At the opening scene in the storage locker, he turns to me and goes, "well, this isn't bad cinematography, like picture quality for... the 90's, right?" I wish you all could've seen the look on his face when I said, "Nick... this was made in 2013."

His character was hit by a car. Clearly this entire movie takes place inside the mind of someone with severe head trauma.

Those laptops have Breen through some abuse

Things that Neil Breen doesn't understand how it works: Laptops, hospitals, cell phones, hacking, aging, corporations, gangs, alcohol, governments, waving, guns, blood, the bank. Feel free to add the list!

Jesus, it takes some talent to make Tommy Wiseau and James Nguyen look like Martin Scorsese and Francis Ford Coppola...

In a universe when bras and working laptops don’t exist comes the greatest story ever told…

“Cheating, lying, hypocrisy” Yeah, Neil, I’m pretty sure none of those are secrets

16:35 "You're better off without me." *several seconds of considering it* Jesus, dude.

“Neil, this really isn’t necessary.” “No, no, very necessary. I need to show my ass to sell this movie!”

Breen, Tommy Wiseau, Uwe Boll, and those "Date/Epic/Disaster Movie" guys should get together and make a movie. It would be so bad that it would rip a hole in the space-time continuum and we could send killer robots to stop Hitler and... I think I just came up with the plot for their movie.

I'll say this for Neil, he has the powerful ability to make any scene involving sex or intimacy so revolting that I have to cover my eyes and chant, "It will be over soon." Finally, I know how my wife feels.

I swear Neil Breen just takes all of his fever dreams and turns them into movies

He hates these computers. Stay away from the computers!

I'm gonna keep hacking these government systems to find out what's going on! *aggressive typing noises*

"Damn, twins!" Always makes me laugh.

Little fun fact. The actor who plays Jim appears in Pawn Stars S1 E2, where he buys a Rolex from Corey

I feel so sorry for that one girl. The daughter girl. She really wants to be an actress, she's been an extra in so many things looking for her chance, and she probably thought this would be her big break. Too bad Breen is an alien and doesn't know how human speech works and he probably screwed her out of any chance at becoming a real actress.

So before it's taken down, let me just say, for some reason, out of all the insanity in this film, Breen saying "Why did you commit suicide?" to a dead body like he's mildly irritated sticks out to me.

That fake drunk was the stuff of legend.

I’m feeling less stable

>Cinema Snob upload >It's Fateful Findings >It's also my birthday Thanks, Brad!!

It's a magical review! It's a magical time. I shall now retire, as president of the bank.

The new season of Twin Peaks is so confusing.

"I'm announcing in public that I've been breaking the law by breaking into computer systems!" *CLAPCLAPCLAP* I'm going to guess that sound was the police slapping the cuffs on him, right?

Neil Breen and Will it fit together? Now that’s a fateful finding.

I can give you one sentence to describe why this movie is considered his best: "Today I resign as president of The Bank." It's just so much Breenius!

"Will It Fit" is my favorite running joke ever

Neil Breen seems like someone who is ACTUALLY unstable. And he funnels that madness into movies that we get to enjoy reviews of.

Breen- "I have information. It's very true information and I have seen this information and shall provide no further information on this information." Everyone else- "Whelp, guess I'll die."

Breen might not be the City 17 administrator we deserve. but he is the City 17 administrator we need.

Brad you are a real Human Breen ......and a Neil Hero!!!

Oh no, he's being applauded by the trees from The Happening

Breen waiting for this review for Neilly forever

You see, the second couple was there to humanize Dylan, the book in the dark space was representative of the truth with Dylan being naked representing purity and enlightment. The skull watching him was representative of the evil watching him, his therapist was an angel leading him towards good, the car that hit him in the beginning was actually a hit on Dylan and he left the hospital to avoid another hit on his life, his first wife was actually being given drugs as insentive to spy on Dylan, the person in the black shoes was the devil, and all of the scenes of him changing mushrooms or looking into mirrors were signs of his supernatural enlightenment powers

Neil Breen, still fighting bravely for his vague goal!

22:10 That girl's obvious discomfort of being this close to Breen is all of the women in these movies.

Snob, you're never going to get over that explosion scene from 1983 Independence Day, are you? ... Me neither.

This movie is legitimately painful... but also magic.

Neil breen is either a genius or an outter god, no matter what we lose

Neil Breen not only makes the same movie over and over again, but also makes the same movie poster over and over again.

Cat on a Medium-Temperature Carpeted Floor.

I just wanna remind everyone that I am here...now. I don’t wanna have to double down on my positions like this but I will say my fateful findings state that Neil Breen is a true master of filmmaking.

Why is Neil Breen always "almost" shows the actresses breast? Is it supposed to be exciting? Edgy? Distraction from lack of acting talent? All of the above?

For all of Breen's faults, I can't say I don't love how genuine he feels in his movies. Like, I dunno, most people just turn meta or make a joke out of themselves. Neil just does whatever the fuck he wants and honestly, commendable in this day and age.

No one talks like a human in a Neil Breen movie.

5:10 Dr. Blonde is far and away the best actress in the entire Breeniverse

Whoa. Breen? Now that's quality.

Neil Greem: “it’s a crutch, get off the pills, strengthen your life out” Me: *...YOU’RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!!*

I just won this movie in a mystery tournament competition. I'm glad I watched this review before it arrived. Now I know I'm using it as a drink's coaster :D

This man is the only real human breening

He knows the secret recipe for the Colonel's fried chicken? Well, that would explain the title _Double Down._ Can't wait for his film _Mashed Potato Bowl._

Whenever I feel that my stories has unnatural dialouge. I watch a review of a Niel Breen film.

Watching this now so i don’t miss it like the Hilary’s America review that got taken down. Still kicking myself about missing that one >.

I can't believe you reviewed this movie. I can not believe you reviewed this movie. How could you have done this? How could you have reviewed this movie?

This movie must be set in the distant future since apparently when Neil was a child the 2003 Lexus RX350 was out. That explains everything...

11:50 Nothing could be further from the truth. We are born bald, screaming, and covered in blood. That's the most interesting anyone can ever hope to be in life... Unless you're Brad Jones; then it's called Tuesday.

I showed my mom this movie and she was convinced that everyone involved had some kind of mental illness.

i laughed uncontrollably at the snobs comment at 13:00 🤣... that expression, priceless! 🤣

Only fateful findings can come from a Breenius. And oh god his latest movie looks so... wow.

This is my favorite movie ever made. It somehow beat Children of Men, The Godfather and Casablanca.

6:54 "Where my Pills?"" ...is that SUPPOSE to be in the Movie or was the Camera just on between Scenes ???

I wonder if the lap tops and the rubber tarantula from “ I am here .... now” will show up in a Neil Breen spin off film. That be cinematic gold.

Neil Breen must have watched the Snob's review and threw his laptops down in anger.

The world is divided between people that have seen Neil Breen films, and those people that don't know who Breen is.

Jesus, I'd never thought I'd see acting more stilted than in Birdemic!

A Pennsylvania State Treasurer, R. Budd Dwyer, actually did shoot himself live on TV back in 1987.

""Where are my pills?"" ""I don't need these." - Dylan Neil, umm... That may be your problem. If a doctor tells you to take a medication, you _probably_ should be taking it. I think he does this in his *real life.* He ignores his doctor's suggested medications. That's why we have Neil's movies. He's *clearly* paranoid about government officials and believes ""bad people"" should be ""punished."" The problem with that is, he's not clear on what makes a person ""bad,"" or what they've done to deserve to be punished. I think he possibly has undiagnosed, or more likely, _ignored_ mental issues. If you don't trust your doctor's judgement or think he's not really there to help you, you may have a similar problem. Once you've gone to school for 8 years and have the same training as a doctor, then you may have a point.

"I'm feeling less stable". Well that's what you get for quitting your medication cold turkey. Also, I think IBM might be the purveyors of those laptops. "Hey, Neil, yeah we got some laptops that don't work. Do you want them to include them in your movies? No, they're for free, we'd rather you not mention where you got them from. No close-ups of the brand, model etc. So it's a go? Then we'll send them to you by the end of the week."

All the charm and charisma of "The Time Machine I Found at a Yard Sale."

I love how little effort he took in making the flashback sequence look like it actually took place in the past.

Cemeteries have better plots than this film.

*THE CINEMA BREEN* see also *THE BREENIMA SNOB*

"Thanks, polite Jack Torrence" XD Great review!

fateful findings is my favorite of his movies. imo its the funniest. i laughed so hard i peed a little when the dude dies and neil breens reaction to it. then the ending. oh my god that ending. best ending to a movie ever. PERIOD.

Saw the notification and went “uh oh” lol

CinemaSnob: WHO'S CLAPPING? Me: The fans.

I bought a bunch of Blu-Ray movies today at Disc-Replay and I was sitting in my bed cleaning the cases and peeling the stickers off of them, because I love and cherish my lovely collection...❤️💿💯✔️

Breen and Wiseau must have gone to the same acting school in New Orleans.

It's here.... *now*

I think Fateful Findings is most ubiquitous because it's the one YMS fully reviewed , and he sort of opened the floodgates on Breen. That, or because it has the most coherent, closest to traditional plot structure of the five. So people can kind of get into it more.

Oxygen on top the bandage?! Boy I really hope Neil Breen got fired for that blunder.

can Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen make a movie together please!! Can we make this a thing! Someone start a hashtag!!

We need Neil Breen to play Brainiac

Nothing quite like the Breen Man, is there?

Tommy Wiseau is Steven Spielberg compared to this guy.

He's Terence Malick crossed with James Nguyen.

The laptops have more emotion than Breen in all his films combined

Wishing this review was in 1080p or 4K to capture Neil's Genius!! :)

My body is READY!!!

Wasn't Breen reported to have been a complete creep around the actresses he hired? Because it really wouldn't surprise me.

Breen! Breen!! Breen!!! BREEN!!! *BREEEEEEEEENNN!!!!!*

“ACT NOW!” Take your own advice, Neil

I randomly decided to watch your other Neil Breen episodes on Saturday and then it just so happens you post this one today. I love you Snob.

Imagine what would happen in Neli Breen, Tommy Wiseau, and James Nguyen got together to make a movie!!!!

The skull slowly turning to follow him was kind of cool. I mean the effect wasn't good, but the visual was neat. Too bad that's the only cool thing about this movie.

This is the result of thinking an hour of writing = an hour of action.

This was filmed in his house. It's the same interior as in the film making 'lessons' he sells.

Wasn't breen the color Heffer made on Rocko by mixing all the paint together?