Or they can make it like a supernatural version of Upgrade.

It sounds like it could be a good dark comedy.

Rose Weldon that may be your opinion but at least it includes no sparkling vampirrs

That SHOULD be an award.

but still a better romance than Old Fashioned.

they could never make that an award, it doesnt matter if it was made of gold, silver, copper, tin, cement, or rocks, they would run out of whatever material it was made out of trying to award it to everything that won :/

@@ultimatedarkrai255 It did feature a well-known soulless bloodsucker, to be fair.

Holy shit! I didn't even think about that! 😧

I know the feeling.

+Amelia Bee omg i saw ur comment and wasnt sure about sitting thru the review but my god they really did have that as an actual line omg !

+Amelia Bee You're amazing xD

Watching this, all I can get is it was an opus from the director as a means of getting all of his issues and inadequacies out by having his way too young wife go through a lot of weird shit with a lot of weird old guys as analogues of himself. That and plenty of crack I guess.

If Trump were in this scene, he would have grabbed her by the pussy.

TAKE YURR GOD DAMN CLOTHES OFF

+Lars Sandnes John, are you, are you GAY, John? XD

+Tudor Ciubotaru get in the stick and make some babies

You got it backwards. This came out before the 3DO was even an idea.

that's Santa's Christmas elf named Clavin.

Proudest fap

@@jeremygarcia25 bless you

@@nc2669 cool it was a large blast radius by the way

+Anna Olson Never mind, seems he took three vacations.

Yeah especially dialogue with basic grammar issues I can say the same with Bolero (GCDI is worse in comparison).

jeffthefilmfan Hey! That's actually true

Old Fashioned was just creepy.

@@dx1450 And this wasn't?

ANY love story is better than Old Fashioned.

Ignacio Nadeo at my 8 month daughters day care they have a picture of Donald Trump as president. You have to respect the office. I didn’t vote for Don but you have to respect the office.

@@profoundgenius9726 Not when Trump is committing treason

Profound Genius Roosevelt believed it to be treasonous to American values if you believe the president should not be criticized.

@@fisher3317 Good thing that's not what the guy in the comment said, huh?

Connor He said I have to respect the president. I don’t have to, it’s a free country.

Flash! Ahhhhhhhhh saviour of the universe!

Very true. Never thought about that.

Originally the cenubites were supposed to be in this, but they refused once they found out Trump was in it.

That is the best description of this movie.

Don't forget about the neck vagina.

You're right. He's def in the middle of his 'Labradoodle Trying to Not Look Like it Shit on the Carpet' phase.

@@nikolatovar9884 I suspect that judging by the very specific rules that he had for making cameos in movies that this was inspired by this decision, I remember seeing a comment on here from someone who worked as a makeup artist for this movie and she sounded like she was romanticizing Trump when she described what she was like. And yes, it's odd seeing him not being a tubby orange creature.

I thought Ghost was a really popular movie

johnnysasaki Does he think it's worse than Nukie though?

If the snob went to hell those three movies would play non-stop forever. Or until P. Kerby breaks him out.

Still a better movie than Old fashion in all accounts.

That'd be way more entertaining than this shite.

That would probably make a good episode

But hey, at least we get to see young Donald Trump with his hair in HD!

i think it was remastered just so we could see young trump in HD... why didnt he just produce better movies.. he money and resources... its a shame he was so focused on... i dont know... building things? i have no idea what he did in the 80s... its like his whole life was just waiting for him to realize he should be in tv shows like the apprentice... we could have had a Bond tv show where he played the constant background villain/anti hero.. .that would have been fascinating... Dr Trump: So Bond, you found that hidden base in the subteranean arctic ... i take it you found it... Illuminating? Bond: You'l never succeed in making monkeys dance and fly!!! I found the research and forwarded it to the American and Brittish Embassies! Dr Trump: Fool! You played right into my small baby hands... that research is something they will use to make armies of flying monkeys... and then i will just become president and Bishop and then i SHALL rule the world with armies of flying monkeys!!! *que mad laughter* Bond: ok... but seriously... how? like... what can the monkeys even do? they cant even fire a bazooka... Dr Trump: Bazooka? no they arent a murderous army, they are entertainers, I shall make the largest flying troupe of entertainers and make all the money and cruush the Zoos and circuses.... thenn they shall all bow before my mightey Hair! Plus i have this great idea for a tv show called the apprentice and flying monkeys would make great pages and background characters.... Bond: Are you insane? Dr Trump: Well im certainly not a villain, just a misunderstood unmotivated Producer looking to make it big in the world of entertainment... Bond: then why are you in construction!? Dr Trump: Well you have to build studios from the ground up and knowing how to build real life things can only aid in the construction of movie sets and realistic sorroundings for entertainment centers and designing tv show sets that are economically viable to run without constantly tearing down and setting up everything. Bond: wait, if your into construction... and entertainment... why did you steal the nano molecular laser beams that could generate a theoritical black hole if misused or simply bind atomic states from low atomic weights to high atomic weights and create gold from lead? Dr Trump: They have that? I was just building a arctic genetic research base for health experiments in a safe controlled setting to reduce the dangers to society and humanity overall.... maybe... maybe you should go find who has your atomic shifting nano nano beams... i cant make a show about flying monkeys if you let someone break the economy with fake gold.... Bond: it would be real gold if it worked... shit... i have to go find them... Dr Trump: Take my Trumpmarine, its ... its basically just a diesel submarine i found and used to carry all my cocaine in... just push the cocaine to the side out of the bridge. I suggest you check out that evil looking tower to the east with the lightning coming out of it... Bond: yea.... that seemed a bit to obvious... i guess i better go do that.... Dr Trump: Here take these tiger men i succesfully combined while searching for a way to make people orange on a genetic level.... and have some guns... Bond: Why would you make people orange.... Dr Trump: for the ratings... duh

Not anymore.

Dylaxius mccoy what was even the point of his cameo?

And this is also the high point of Trump's career

Bey Shredder What was the point of the movie, even? Also as bad as Trump was in this, he didn't deserved the Razzies: Bo Derek should have them!

That's true, but I don't know why you're bringing up *Home Alone 2: Lost in New York* here...

Sad, but true. XD

Donald Trump looks for the worst things to be in and then offers to join... if you want proof look at Mario Bros the movie... although i guess you could say even he has limits to how awful a film he joins in on, but the character is a clear riff on him so i assume the film had his blessing, he just couldnt bring himself to be in something so awful if thier wasnt atleast a few other great actors in there to suffer too

@@aurorauplinks Wait.. Trump was in the Mario movie?

@@1Hol1Tiger no, that's the point I think they tried to get him to play bowser but he said no but gave permission and encouragement to base his personal on trumps personal etc for the human and lizard parts both

Ford Fairlane is like Shakespeare compared to this shit.

"Worst Picture" and "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" DO NOT belong in the same sentence.

Adventures Of Ford Fairlane fucking rules.

Little Bear Schwarz Hey, haven't watched it, but from my experience this thing would have lots of contenders...😏

"You sure are a good looking son of a bitch!" at 27:21 was the second best line in the movie! lol

Well, this is what losing out on a choice role like that can lead to, apparently...

I think he was old and it was just a "fuck it" role. Some aged accomplished actors start doing them for a paycheck, a favor, or for fun.

@@thedangerwich5476 just look at De Niro. Hell, Laurencr Olivier and Marlon Brando's last films sucked ass

@@1997residente Yes, Olivier was in Inchon, which he candidly admitted he did just for the money.

@@1997residente Just look right now at Bruce Willis and his run direct to video flicks.

NearVSMello Sure, it's cheesy, but it's good and memorable. I guess this movie is, too... And I won't ever get those 1 hour and 34 minutes back!

Obi-Wan Kenobi coming back to Luke as a Force spirit makes more sense than this shit. Sorry, I have Star Wars on the mind, because I just saw Episode VII in theaters, AND IT KICKS ASS!

SpeedyEric1 Everything makes more sense than this crap. :)

Chris McWilliams And how.

***** I am a fan, too.

+MrDman21 They already did, its called "Grizzly II".

lol

+MrDman21 What it needs is to be put out of its misery.

HA HA!

+MrDman21 I can see it now Billionaire by day, Italian secret agent by night. Starring: William Shatner and guest starring French Stewart as the Hopping Woman.

Yeah, I was searching for the movie on KZfaq earlier and was surprised to find it in HD (apparently from the Blu-ray). At least the movie's scenery (both the landscapes and Bo's tits) is gorgeous in HD, so I couldn't call it a complete waste.

I bet Donnie decided to re-release every movie that he's ever been in on blu-ray. It's not like it would be out of character for him to keep tabs on every time he's ever wasted space in a movie and update the media format.

@@CraftyVegan its safe to say he doesnt waste space in films and actually does add something to them... but yes i agree that he probably helped encourage this being upconverted to hd

TheHeroOfTomorrow I think ghost CAN do it based on that dream Ray Stantz had in Ghostbusters.

Ghosts Do It From Behind.

Ghosts Do It Orally

HAHAHAHA

I just saw this was posted a year ago, but i could already tell from your very admirable optimism, my friend. lol If the tape of him saying "Grab her by the pussy" didn't ruin him, nothing will.

Not even this movie stopped the Trump presidency.

He flaunted around his wife more than Paul WS Anderson.

I actually haven't seen the Resident Evil movies... But I'll take your word for it... And I do think that's a good joke...

At least Paul WS Anderson uses his wife to some comedic effect...

darwincity I never thought I'll say this but, as disjointed the continuity is from film to film, at least I could understand what was going on in every RE film. Kinda. But this? It's more fucked up than any Turkish movies I saw, except less ugly and with worse acting!

I agree I think he is self-aware and is basically so disgusted with the direction of his life and the world that he's basically been doing one of the longest play acts of a ... well hes basically like dr evil but instead hes playing... the stereotypical evil billionare willing to profit at any level of human suffering, everything he does is like a strange parody... honostly im always saying online how I think hes a massochist at this point and gets a sense of relief or ability to be happy by making himself the butt of most jokes... ironically being the president is the ultimate example of him being a good leader who takes himself as the butt of most jokes... he is... he is curious and I have a feeling fifty years from now he will be remembered not as a villain, but as a anti hero or someone who has a masochistic tendency through public displays of.... welll being what we call Donald Trump.... this isnt a joke against him, its a honest assesment and part of the reason I empathize with him and can kind of say, i dont hate him, I dont think he is the villain he plays, I think the villain he plays is a mask to increase his personal suffering to alieve the guilt of some past wrong or something... call it empathy from feeling similar pain perhaps

SirChubbyBunny "You're being let go from your current place of employment."

SpeedyEric1 lol

+SirChubbyBunny Eh, at least he'd do a better job than Hillary

Carl Bryant I don't call "fucking up the 14th Amendment" as doing a better job.

SpeedyEric1 Well Hilary is from the group that is on a campaign against the first and second amendments.

Bey Shredder I've seen worse, but now that I've watched it, it could definitely be in a top 50 of the worst movies I ever saw... Still, I'm not sure where to put it, but it would hang around with the Bye bye man, Jack and Jill and fucking Baby Geniuses!

Nothing is worse than ANY Twilight movie..

Sami Jansen Besides 50 Shades of Grey.

Tareltonlives Anyone who thinks there is a worse series of movies out there than Twilight's is fooling themselves and/or does not know how to cope with nor laugh at themselves whenever necessary, m8.

***** As I said, 50 Shades of Grey. It's the only movie/book that manages to top Twilight in terms of outright shittyness. Also considering the fact that it started out as a Twilight fanfic after all, it doesn't really come as a surprise.

Okay, how is this BETTER than Twilight?

I’ve written one of my own. And I actually worked HARD on it, constantly making rewrites and improvements.

@@WedgePee Same here.

Yep. Probably on the shelf right under the 'White House Official Collection of Dead Yemeni Children'.

This is even funnier now, since Trump is all pissy that he didn't get a Nobel Peace Price recently.

I will fart in your cereal >:(

MAGA BITCHES!!!

They both were undeserving of those awards.

Sums it up, doesn't it?

ectoplasm....

Naveek Darkroom lol Simpsons

It's called "Pulling an Uwe Bole".

What insensitive parents: not everyone can, will, or wants kids.

It’s three years later and it still cracks me up

Cascade Sure, the scenery is gorgeous, but this movie is so cringe inducing that I wasn't able to focus on that... Also not a big fan of Jazz, I don't hate it but it does nothing for me. I guess that some people also liked some of Bo's nude scene, but she acts like such a ditz that I don't know how anyone could find that attractive. The only good actor is ghost man, but that's not saying much because he's soooo annoying and laughs stupidly in half the scenes he's in...

Fair enough