After seeing you in the full fit with the scarf, shirt, skirt, and backpack (not to forget the optional tiny stinky mask), all I could think about is how absolutely intimidating you would be if you were to walk into an establishment where nobody knew who you were while dressed like this. Like can you imagine crossing paths with some random dude dripped head to toe in clothing that has nothing but pictures of himself on it. I'd especially be interested in seeing their scarf with a single image in the center of themselves with an overexaggerated ass

nothing is more hilarious than that toilet paper scarf with a single printed design of kurtis in the very center of it.

“Its so thin and little, its for babies” *Mask fits him perfectly*

I saw this guy in an art museum wearing a shirt with his face all over it so I went up to him and told him that I liked it, then I realised that the faces on the shirt didn’t look exactly like his. I asked if it was his face and he replied, “no! That’s my bosses face!”. Very dedicated employee

That scarf is literally the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen. The tiny kurtis graphic on the giant white sheer scarf 😭

THE SCARF IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN I UNIRONICALLY WANT IT AS A WALL HANGING

The only red bubble merch I've ever gotten was a shirt that doesn't exist anywhere else. In the anime dorohedoro, there's a one off gag, where to be inconspicuous in a city called the hole, a character buys a shirt that says "I ❤️ HOLE"

kurtis actually looks fine as hell in a skirt

Like I KNOW it's awful and I'd never buy it but nothing on God's green earth could have prepared me for the visual of a tiny, booty poppin Kurtis on a giant scarf. It's so funny

The worst part about this is that if Kurtis released this merch, i would buy it. Especially that scarf….its so stupid i need it

I am howling at how good Kurtis looks in this ridiculous outfit

There's nothing I wouldn't give to see Jenna walk in on Kurtis wearing that outfit

"Art is subjective. I just wish I wasn't subjected to this" real burn, gosh

so are we gonna ignore the fact that kurtis has the perfect legs n hips for a bodycon skirt/dress like... how did you make those god awful pieces a whole serve

One day, just one day, I’m gonna draw kurtis as a tin can, and then I’m gonna put “Kurtis Canner” underneath.

rewatching this video now (six months later) is crazy, bc I remember watching this video while trying to give myself my first shot of testosterone. I've changed so much in just half a year.

he looks like a kurtistown flight attendant and i absolutely love it

petition 4 kurtis to wear more skirts

can we talk about how amazing he looks in a skirt tho? like, slay.

Ok hear me out, if this wasn’t fake merch with obnoxious prints… this silhouette kind of really suits you and with like actual clothes I think the sleeveless shirt/skirt/scarf combo would be a fucking look 😂

the fit looks like a biblical depiction of an angel with the thousand morphing faces and eyes

9:33 lmao oil companies literally say stuff like that tho

I was not ready for Kurtis to look so good in the full fit, regardless of the actual merch being shit. Damn he slayed!

ik he was like saying how bad the fake merch is the whole time and trying to show how awful it looked but he was literally KILLING IT 🤧 like i want more kurtis fashion videos now

Brought myself to tears imagining Kurtis wearing the fit in public. Imagine seeing a man decked out in nothing but his own face distorted in innumerable ways on every item imaginable, I'm retching

that scarf is the single most funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Okay but why was Kurtis Lowkey slaying in that outfit

When he unfolded the scarf i was cry-laughing for 5 solid minutes at the tiny kurtis in the middle.

Okay but minus the bad graphics, Kurtis knows how to put together a look.

Can we talk about how he ROCKS this look? Like if all the items of clothing had normal graphics then he would look amazing!

I bought a Fall Out Boy concert shirt from a parking lot back in 2006 and I remember it disintegrating in a washing machine lol

I can't belive Kurtis covered himself in pictures of him. Imagine walking down the street and seeing someone with their own face stamped in their shirt, skirt, bag, mask and scarf. I wouldn't even know what to say

"What did we learn today?" That Kurtis looks amazing in a pencil skirt

As a trans guy, you're the kind of person I aspire to be in the future, from more than one perspektive

You should go the drew gooden route and just make and sell the same merch; what are they gonna do, accuse you of stealing the idea from them that they stole from you? I’ll also say, I never got a chance to buy one obviously, but I wanted to just compliment your youtooz and Kiwi plush, absolutely banging, what a cute Pupper.

"Shirtis Conner" made me audibly laugh. PLEASE re-release or redesign a shirt with that tagline. I will go nuts.

Kurtis is such a confident baddie💅✨

redbubble also sucks for artists, sold $11 of merch with my own art on it and out of those $11 i only get $2, but wait! i cant get any money from them until i make $20 PLUS! they took down one of my artworks of trans characters for 'copyright infringement' i HATE that site

i hate that if i make a redbubble design that is inspired by FOB lyrics, no lyrics or like FOB stuff actually on the design its just inspired it gets striked for copyright but people can flat out steal your merch and get away with it

Seeing Kurtis pose in a skirt that has a bunch of pictures of himself on it is exactly what I needed today 😂

moral of the story: kurtis looks INCREDIBLE in a skirt

i’m a barista and i had a lovely customer come in and she said i was so nice she was gonna paint me something. she came back weeks later with a personal painting for me, i asked to take a pic of her with it, she said yes, and i posted it to reddit. redbubble took this girls art and WAS TRYNA SELL IT. unbelievable. i felt so bad

Plot twist: Kurtis is actually chip chrome

16:34 truer words have never been spoken

Pretending you weren't dressed head to toe with with a thousand copies of your own face, you actually rocked that pencil skirt and fancy scarf.

If kurtis isn’t the definition of high fashion, idk what is

kurtis calling the picture on the hoodie his "front face" was the funniest thing ive ever heard and idk why

the ✨material girl✨ had me dying 😂 esp the look on his face like a demon possessed him when he said that 😂😂

He started out serving at a bar and now he's serving looks to his audience

i would honestly love it if kurtis did a "fans picked my outfits". i think we'd come up with either some sick stuff or an absolute nightmare

lowkey want that scarf as a tapestry its so funny

8:30 "Art is subjective. I just wish I wasn't subjected to this."

The fact that redbubble removed my account because apparently I was stealing art from my own instagram account with the exact same name doesn’t sit right with me considering the fact that they let all of this happen

I want Kurtis to make official merch that looks just like this, so whenever he goes on tour we can all just show up in this fit.

bro i used to sell my own art on redbubble but rage quit when they took my pokémon fanart down 🤦‍♀️ like ur telling me they can have knock off merch but not my piplup notebook ???

4:51 i was absolutely expecting kurtis to say "chip chrome? i hardly knome." and im feeling let down kurtis

my sister is an artist who has some stuff on redbubble (that is her own original artwork obviously) and they basically only throw her a few cents on every sale. so the "we love artists" shtick is extra annoying

Kurtis: this is literally the worse fit I’ve ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on Practically everyone in the comments: this is single handedly the best fit Kurtis has ever worn

We have the Shirtis Conner, and the Skirtis Conner.

Besides the bad quality material, as an artist who has tried to sell her own original art there, the fees are the worst. They make a big chunk of profit from every product sold. Do not recommend!!

ok the outfit looks god awful but kurtis could genuinely pull off a bodycon dress REALLY well LMAO

I feel like every time Kurtis, our mayor, (as we live in Kurtis town) posts a video it’s like a council/ community meeting

14:00 new thing? More like kurtis thing, you wouldn’t understand

He is rocking that average townie in the Sims 4 fit!!! Love it!!!

I read the title as "*slaying* my awful knockoff merch" and I was just like "go off king"

Just a side note: Kurtis’ real merch is so fucking rad. My “Please be nice to me” sweatshirt is so gd comfy and is legitimately one of my favorite and most worn pieces of clothing.

One of my friends had her art stolen and put on redbubble And they didn't ignore her email, oh no. They emailed her back w sum shit like "well the person sent the picture of the drawing so it's obviously theirs"

The scarf killed me lmaooo

Moral of the story: Kurtis is a material girl

Mans hair is looking absolutely FABULOUS

kurtis unironically served in that skirt

Kurtis: "don't steal art" *has the mona lisa in his living room*

I'm a redbubble artist and the only times redbubble gives a shit about copyright infringement is if it's a massive company. When I was new to redbubble I uploaded a harry potter fanart thing I drew and it was taken down almost immediately for intellectual property. I then understood that even fanart isn't okay to sell when it infringes upon somebody else's brand, which made sense. HOWEVER, in the following months I began to see completely stolen art and/or intellectual property theft from plenty of other artists, so I did a bunch of searches to figure out what content was being blocked, and I found that you can get away with selling pretty much anything on redbubble as long as it's not owned by disney or a main character in a popular anime.

0:41 now he's serving in off-brand merch of himself 💅

The way he's rocking that skirt is giving me gender envy even if the outfit burns my eyes.

I’m a mailman, and I see soooo much red bubble being ordered. I never had any idea that they were so disrespectful to artists, and I will spread the word that they are stinky ✌️

Meanwhile, Mona Lisa on the wall of the room looking at Kurtis wearing his knockoff clothes look: 👁️👄👁️

He looks like he's wearing a hundred Conscientious Objectors from tf2.

What we learned today: 1. Red bubble is filled with stolen art and you probably shouldn’t order from there unless the ORIGINAL artist directs you to their own red bubble page 2. Kurtis looks really good in skirts

ok, wait... no, like that outfit is actually a serve. Kurtis killed it, he's just too humble to know it.

7:07 so cold it fucked up the camera focus

"it feels like if under armour made a hoodie" what 😂

Can we just talk about the fact that the outfit sucked, but that style low-key looks good on him?

In case you're curious, redbubble merch ALL smells like vinegar. Shit is STRONG. You could pickle with it.

the only reason i dont buy shirts or clothes online is because the last time i did no shade to flamingo or anything but that shi turned my skin bright red

Kurtis saying “material gorl” gives me life

Kurtis shitting on his fit meanwhile I'm like... okay but he's still rocking that skirt and looks great in it

As someone who loves looking atrocious, I would unironically buy this if Kurtis sold it and wear it to church

When he gets all dressed up he looks like a Frenchman lmao

14:45 Uhhhh holy shit. Did not expect a massive throwback song to appear

Imagine how intimidating you would be to everyone if you weren’t famous and you walked a round with a full outfit of just your face. I think this is the next trend.

to people who can't afford official merch: instead of buying knockoffs, thrift a hoodie and diy a fan design for yourself! it'll be cool and one of a kind! edit: it's important that you shouldn't try to do this for profit; you'de be just like the knock-offs in this video, dude

THE SCARF HAHAHAHA WHAT WHY IS THERE JUST A LITTLE PICTURE OF HIM IN THE MIDDLE

Wearing your own face is so Jojo Siwa. Does this confirm that Kurtis has secretly been Jojo this entire time?

This video is funny, but I'm becoming increasingly more uncomfortable with how much Kurtis's curly mullet and mustache looks like pictures I have seen of my dad in the late 80s. I just can't laugh at a skinny clone of my dad in good conscience.

Fun Fact: The printing method for the knock off merch is sublimation. The ink turns into a gas and fuses with the fabric to make the print and can only fuse to synthetic fabrics like polyester. That's why the material sucks so bad! It's basically plastic

My step mom bought me multiple knockoff FNaF fanart stickers off redbuble, and the worst part is that SHE COULD HAVE BOUGHT ACTUAL STICKERS FROM THE ARTIST FOR CHEAPER-

The LL Not Cool J joke made me laugh way harder than it should have

The end outfit actually looks high fashion. A Trend setter is in our presence

Despite how terrible that knockoff merch was, Kurtis still pulled it off because he's a material girl(/guy) 😌💅✨