The moment he goes "Oh god I don't wanna die!"--that gets you hard. 　　- Woolie Madden 2018

Can't believe all it took to defeat Thanos was a wooden gun.

Fun fact: Tom Holland improvved his death scene. He was only supposed to say "Mr Stark, I don't feel so good," then fade. Everything that happens after that is improv.

Thanos must have closed his heart to half of the universe.

Liam should've waited until after this movie to leave the best friends so that his cannonical absence was that he disappeared along with the other half of the universe. Yup, shouldve faded away right in the middle of this friendcast.

I'm so damned happy pat remembers starlord blasting his father in GOTG VOL2 is totally in his character. Quills' been looking to smash those green cheeks for 2 movies. It's super easy to see on his pov why he'd pistol whip the hell out of thanos.

"Not fucking Black Panther! He's gonna be around." Yeah, about that...

Those Thanos hostage situations had to play out the way the did [Except the Dr. Strange and kinda Peter ones] because it would otherwise undo entire character arcs. Thor and Loki finally reconciled in Thor Ragnorok. Gamora and Nebula finally reconciled in GotG2. They would never sacrifice each other after that. But if Thanos showed up earlier, those hostage situations would play out vastly different.

Also man this movie just further established that Asgardians are the Namekians of the MCU. A supposed super people who are stronger than humanity, who exist solely to be killed, conquered, and have their powers used to deus ex machina us.

I said this joke when at the end of the movie, when my family where like, "Only one end credits scene?" and I'm still super happy with it: "Thanos deleted it."

If she did not die then she's not dead -Matt McMuscles

I read something recently that gave me perspective on how these guys feel the "Oh no he's just a kid" feeling for spiderman while I, the actors same age, see him as a regular guy. The reading I did was about children's books like coraline and how it terrifies adults but exhilarates children. It's cause the children see the character as one of them. When the character faces danger they're being brave and heroic. For older people they see someone too young and they're scared for them in the situation.

I didn’t even think about how spidey probably felt himself dying before it even happened and I yelled out loud “AHHHHHHH”

Actually, Rocket is still alive out of the Guardians. It's also funny how the Avengers are probably so used to weird things now that NOBODY is surprised or questions the presence of Rocket and Groot at Wakanda and take it all in stride, lol. *Groot* "I am Groot." *Steve* "I am Steve Rogers." ...or... *Rocket* Hey, how much for the gun? *Bucky* Gun's not for sale. *Rocket* Okay, how much for the arm? *Bucky* .... *Rocket* I'm getting that arm.

19:06 aww man :(

Star Lord doesn't get the shaft, it's very in character

Saddest Spider-Man death since the time when Joe Quesada brutally murdered him in one more day.

No, Star Lord doesn't count because he pulled the trigger! It took him a year to do it but he pulled that trigger!

"Not fucking Black Panther" And I'm from the future and I am now very sad again...

I wonder how Matt would feel if during season 2 of the punisher he just disappears

Whilst Thanos's motive may not have been the most subtle or nuanced, it's nice to have a villain who ended up exactly where he wanted to be, watching the sunset over an ungrateful universe. The impact he had will probably mostly be undone in a year's time, but it's a welcome change from Marvels nothing villains (Along with Killmonger). Also Brolin fucking nailed it.

Thanos is an anti-spiral

What if....Avengers 4 is just titled...Marvel's THANOS

0:58, you know you’re not wrong, the greatest part about Spider Man is the fact he’s just a kid, and one of the most relatable comic characters ever created.

19:07 When asked who's going to remain dead: "Well not fucking Black Panther! He's gonna be around!" 😭😭😭

I love that infinity war totally pulls a FF6 on us

Whether you thought they succeeded or not, to me, the film's most definitive achievement was even attempting to make you relate to a character who is, by definition, trillions of times worse than Hitler.

Tony Stark pretty much has to die in the next one because there would be absolutely no reason for Peter to work at the Daily Bugle if Stark stays around. The economy is obviously crushed due to the 50% conundrum, so he’s not gonna get any inheritance or anything from Tony except maybe some gadgets and a little baby lab.

Unless there's something in the lore to imply that the Infinity Stones apply some kind of passive effect, I'd like to point something out... Whenever Thanos is using the Stones, they glow. I can't recall a single time that wasn't the case. So with that being so, the Power Stone WASN'T glowing when Thanos defeated the Hulk in the opening scene of the movie. That means the Hulk has a LEGIT reason to be terrified because he was defeated WITHOUT using the Stones.

HE MUST WIN

I believe that not causing half the credits to wither away as they scrolled up was the greatest missed opportunity I have ever witnessed in cinematic history. That shit should have happened. It would have been glorious beyond all compare to imply that even the movie's very staff were not spared from Thanos' will!

they call it stormbreaker but it looks way more like ultimate mjolnir.

My biggest question regarding the sequel is how will Thanos react to the gang trying to undo everything he did in this film? He literally said "when I'm done, I'll relax." And by the end, he might as well be drinking several martinis.

The snobbery of the enthnostate of wakanda isolating itself from the rest of the world suddenly has a ton of context and evidence as avengers, aliens, space rabbits and gods stomp all over the land stupidly.

Woolie thinks being in love with the personification of Death is more realistic than being concerned about overpopulation

I choose to think that Thanos is space Plague of Gripes, going to his space farm.

omg that starlord duality of outcomes was brilliant

I knew vision was gonna die, but I wanted him to really put up a fight. And instead he got his ass handed to him ALOT, yeah he fought back but he was just barley surviving. In age of Ultron they even said that he may be more powerful than all of us. God dammit.

Hearing Matt say that Black Panther is gonna be around is the saddest shit because of Chadwick dying

I love that Red Skull has had to be this wraith for decades and decades, faced with his failure the whole time. A fitting punishment for a Nazi.

"All the Guardians are dead." Rocket was still alive though.

My guess is Adam is going to bust out after all of this and is just like, "where is Thanos? I am the only being in existence that can stop him." Then Rocket is just like, "hey, naw, me, and a couple of humans dusted that giant purple thumb." Then Adams all like, "then I have no purpose..." and rocket says, "welcome to the club."

I completely forgot that Peters spider sense would be going apeshit at the end which makes much more sense as to why he didnt just go poof right away, maybe the actor guy who did the improv thought of that?

I know that he just grows it back, but I really like what Groot does with his arm.

I’m with Woolie. Without Death, Thanos could just make everyone sterile with the stones instead. The specificity of murder makes no sense.

Finally... After a thousand years, I can come back and watch this.

I marked out pretty hard at Dr Strange using the Multi-form technique against Thanos!

I knew they were gonna use a lot of fighting game terms in this spoilercast.

19:09 that shit didn’t age well

I think Thanos issue was that he so firmly believed in the righteousness of his cause and methods that he refuses to consider alternatives. If he was really that concerned about the finite nature of the universe he could fix that with a snap of his fingers.

There's some guy in Soul Eater who's Patting over there being too many living people in the universe, and drools "everything would be so even and tidy if I killed everyone". But then he goes, "that's a kind of shitty thing to do, though, and I shouldn't just do whatever I want all the time."

M'baku is the hype man of the MCU.

WHEN THANOS THREW THE MOON AT TONY I CLAPPED.... i am not ashamed

Thanos doesnt even use the power stone against the hulk

Strange giving the time stone away was the only good move because it's one possible good end out of 13 million

Matt's looking smol. In time he and Pat will be able to high five each other

My nephew couldn't stop crying over Peter's death. Parker not Quill. This was a heavy movie man...BUT I LOVED IT!

I don't think people who hate starlord realize they would've lost even if they got the gauntlet off. Thanos barely used the gauntlet's power and was wiping the floor with them. I love that they had to lose this way in order to win later

I dont think a villain thinking he's right makes him a good villain, i think that when a villain makes you say "man, he's not wrong" is what makes him a great one. The thing about population and resources is as real as it gets, and of course i dont support the way he tries to fix it but i can at least understand why he reached that conclusion, because it makes perfect sense. Being evil of the sake or being evil is the worst and doing evil shit for "the greater good" without an idea that makes sense only makes it empty. This is why Makoto Shishio is my favorite villain of all fiction.

i'm fine with what starlord did since Dr strange knew it was going to happen

I wonder why Nick Fury didn't bring in Punisher, Jessica Jones, Daredevil, Luke Cage, and Iron Fist for this shit. You can't tell me Fury didn't know they were around. And they are, albeit barely, connected to the movies, just like Agents of SHIELD.

There will never be an End Game spoiler cast. :(

Seriously, the Black Order reminded me of the Chosen from X-Com 2.

I just realized, Stark survived 1-on-1 with Thanos a *lot* longer than Hulk did. Does that mean current Ironman can take out Hulk?

RIP rock dude from ragnarock and Meek :(

They gave Spidey his spider-sense in Infinity war just to hit us in the spider-feels.

Woolie, he went from planet to planet and saw it.

Thanos snapped and super best friends were gone, reduced to fractions

When you think about it, if Thanos was actually smart he would have snapped his fingers and reduced the birthrate by 50% and then nobody would even have noticed that he did anything.

Yay! Just got here barely started the video,....Can't wait to see all the things Pat gets horribly wrong.

I just saw the movie (i know months later right) and the part with spidey was heartbreaking

32:02 Matt. In the red-carpet event, he straight up says that the eye-patch was CG.

You know, I left the theater after seeing it, and I thought it was average. But after hearing the points you guys and the comments for this video made, i like it better now in hindsight

Whenever I see that thumbnail I always thought that Pat face in the middle was super wrinkly. Then I realized that's just splatter lines from the friendcast logo.

I wonder what thanos chin feels like

Great point about Star-Lord Pat.

I actually found thanos to be very sympathetic it felt like what I thought killmonger was going to be. I was quite happy and am excited for the next avengers film

Dude the best fight is between Thanos and Strange fucking throwing Kamehameha and multiforms at each other.

That moment you realize that the trailer for Infinity War was the first take and the movie was a Victory lap.

I just walked out of the theater and I welcome this.

Fyi guys thanos's vacation house is actually in the Philippines or it's where it's shot in to say the least.

Thanks so much for this!

I think they're gonna solve the problem with either some antman bullshit or Tony and Banner are gonna science a solution.

i just watched infinity war and waited to watch/listen to this until after... now the movie ending is even sadder

13:58 Agreed. My hand was pretty much stapled to my mouth during this moment (tho I had this indirectly spoiled for me, so I knew where it was going, but still...)

The surviving asgardians were not on the half of the ship that was shown in the movie. That's the side that was killed, they just didn't Thor and Loki yet because Thanos wanted to Tesseract. They don't explain what happens to the other side of the ship, but don't assume it's just destroyed.

They predicted the Thanus meme!

"That gets you hard every time" And we're off to a good start already.

Woolie: "The moment he goes 'Oh god I'm about to fucking die!' that gets you hard."

They were demonstrating Thanos’ base power when he beat the shit out of hulk because he didn’t even have to use the stones to beat his ass just pure strength and skill

Also Thanos being the leader of the Avengers is a real side story

I love you guys

5:25 so a villain who wants to preserve the resources of the universe is more simplistic than a purple boi trying to get in a chicks pants?

I fucking lost my shit when swamp thing was in the movie!

I watched this spoilercast before I seened Infinity Warz. It was fine. My short term memory is weak. I’m basically the guy from Momento.

Ant Man and Hawkeye weren't fighting Thanos because it was too stressful for their families and Ant Man was under house arrest or something. Well, when Thanos won, their families are going to be under a ton of stress when half of them are dead.

aw i wanna hear more about woolies thoughts on advent children!

Hawkeye is a Skrull!

I really thought that when Thanos punched Cap he took his fucking head off.

"Ya sure he will solve it" rolling on the floor