This is probably gonna be the top comment Edit: yep

same

"It's morbin time"

its scamming time

Then after scamming everyone he got hit by a car and then the hospital scammed all his bank accounts

s a m e

*Always has been*

Robin's narration is my bedtime lullaby

why would you want to evict him?

We have th same name (aspen)

Hello, Yugi! It is I! The real Set Kiba! I am of offering my last 3 Whit Dargons w/ Blue Eyes to u, if u can beat me in chillins card gaem! How 2 play: [insert blatant and completely obvious scam here.] Gud luk, Yugi, but ur probly 3rd rate duelist w/ 4-star deck! (God, that hurt to type. Seriously, how the hell do scammers misspell so many words, and mess up the source material so _severely?)_

I think i learned it the hardway, by avoiding any posts my phil friends share.

@@LucanVaris pffffft ok that’s amazing. /gen /pos

@@abbycollins Just figured that I could give you a laugh. XD

@@LucanVaris your comment is beautiful, and also, there may be actual logic behind why scammers make so many mistakes. People that are willing to look past the errors are much more likely to go along with a scam, so it actually may be to quickly find their target victims.

Yep! Funny how Robin is the only one who reads r/scams!

They wanted to steak stuff when inside

34:05 and 34:07

Are they a scam?

@@belladonnaplumb9376 if you want to be a lord / lady yes, it gives you no legal titles. Its only a novelty, like buying a star

@@belladonnaplumb9376 they also don’t actually plant one tree per purchase

i love how fancy they make it sound, and it does sound that way, but really it's just fancy talk for landlord lmao, it's not like you become royalty

😆😆😆😆😆

You know… I just might ask them how much they want and if it was just like $100 or less for having both the audacity and the honesty I just might give it to them… if it was a good day and I recently got paid.

Holy shit this got so many like Tysm!

​@@ShiningDarknesthis is a scam, send me money

@@okboomerbutitsacat8050 low effort=no money. You didn't even try to pitch anything try again.

i recognize that sound but i cant remember what its from

@@BENDYKILLER698It’s the funny sound from Re:Zero

@@Hall9994 thx

1 dollar is quite a large amount of riches I'll have you know

"hey im scamer giv dolar or im hack ur compoter"

Some places swap commas and periods for money, but it’s still only $1000 and not $100m

lmao

please giv update

From now on?

please give us updates soon

When the scammer has had a long day and doesn't have the energy to make shit up anymore.

And if you're going to try going back to places you lived, check the neighbors first. If you were good friends with a neighbor who still lives there, they can vouch for you. One time I actually did visit the neighborhood I used to live in. I never even tried going to the actual house (the owners weren't home and I didn't know them anyway.) Spent a nice afternoon on my former neighbors' porch, playing with their dog and catching up. Good times.

@@o-mangaming5042 Yes! If you come looking around alone I will assume you're checking out the place and call the cops. If you however bring my neighbor and good acquaintance Kathy along and you two seem to know each other well enough I will invite you for a coffee. It's all about being non-threatening.

Dont let them in period. They dont need to go back in after they sold. Its not their home anymore

@@lampostsamurai2518 Maybe if it's their own childhood home I can see going back to it but you kinda still have no reason to go inside so in general I agree with you. Also anyone of course has the right to refuse anyone else entry to their property, you don't owe anyone access.

What if I want to chain him up in the basement and use his tunnel of love whenever the mood strikes me?

seemed legit

Your dad needs to be in control of all the family funds.

True

I like your PfP. :)

then I feel sorry for your mom for falling for that scam.

@annistar9693 lemme guess, kitboga? or scammer payback?

saw this comment right as that part came up. read it in time with the video too.

No actually oxygen breathing human being is going to do something worth you sending that comment. They must be a uranium based life form from Neptune or something. 😅😅😅

15 dolla for the leg of kat? Dat is a steal!

Only funny if you’re chinese

My stepdad answers to scammers the same way. Like, he « plays the game » or something. Last time I’ve been at his house, a scammer called, trying to get his social security number, so he acted like if he was 90+years old, pretended to be mostly blind (« I have a hard time reading the tiny numbers on this card » (and ended up giving the phone number of the closest police dept)) and also deaf asf (« can you scream louder into the phone please? I can’t hear ya’! ») I literally had to get out in the garden because it made me laugh so much. Before that, scammers made me angry and upset. Since then, I know they can be some source of fun. 🖕 scammers, you can have fun interacting with them! Play the game, and if you can keep a scammer on the line for half an hour, that means half an hour fun for ya, half an hour of scamming lost for them, and most likely the scammer needing to take a break after such an interaction, so, bonus points!

@@Aisndianeidnawbedja 15 dolla for cat legs?! Whole chicken with legs cheaper than dis, 3 dolla for 4 leg of kat or I close phone right naw Go cheaper or I leave 😂

@@morluche91 my favorite response is: scammer hotline, who can i report today.

I'd give you ALL of my spam messages if I could 🥲

Just wait it'll come to you

Yeah, and imagine if a hacker developed an AI hack that could steal 10 cents off like 1.000.000 random people's bank accounts every month. That thing would be silly unnoticeable as it's such a small amount, but for the guy that gets the money it would be 100k a month.

@@NMG.11 That actually happend here in brazil

but the few people that fall for the expensive ones are what give the paydays

​@@socklet microtransactions lore

They offer these huge sums so only the most gullible people bite. They're the ones they can milk the most money out of

You're saying that like there was _any_ year where February has 30 days 😹

@@Guro-Blue-kun no, just that it wasn't 29 days. You know, for the ones that might bring up an argument that there could have been more days that year. You can't be too careful these days.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Could I call a fax machine instead? Dial-up modems aren't exactly common these days

Tech museums could provide a cheap public service...

@@williamdrum9899ikr? We gotta go back in time for this one haha

Yoooooo... That's a fire solution.

You could just look up an mp3 online and record it as voicemail

... Yeah. Because it's a compilation of r/scams. That's what compilations are

Gonna doubt this one because it tells you who the owner of the channel is when they comment.

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla alt accounts exist.

Scammers are funny, but they ae also evil human beings. I don't particularly care if some are "doing this to survive" they are still scum. Atomic Shrimp recommends being careful because they are criminals and even had a scammer hoping to legit kidnap him once...

channel?

Charlotte Dobre?

tl ; dr

@@woah777_ why comment then just scroll

"Fish on!" lol... Reminds me of a cargo ship captain who kept a log of every fish caught on the ship, you had to call in from the fantail when you caught one. Only time I ever saw anyone use the internal telephone system on that class of ships. Most merchant and government ship's officers would not care about that information, let alone appreciate getting it while they are trying to navigate!

@@Vinemaple It made me laugh years later when Jeremy Wade would yell out "Fish on!" in his show River Monsters. My employee who used to yell it out was a keen fisherman as well so I guess it's a fishing thing.

Ah yes mine is when I working at a daycare and a person came to the daycare saying they were one of the kid's aunt's. She offered me 200 dollars for the kid and I had to tell her you can't just buy children. Told her to leave or I'd call the police. It was adorable how fast she ran away. Who tries to scam you out of a kid. That lady does!

@@heyitskhaliyah4009 Excuse me, DID YOU?!

@@peas_are_actually_disgusting Not as far as you know

Imagine you see this article: Woman bids on child and sells it on black market. How to get 10,000 dollars in 3 easy steps!

@@heyitskhaliyah4009 How is it “adorable” to see how fast someone ran after trying to buy a kid?

Is that the robin rap?

lmao same

This video is less than 2 hours so thats not possible unless you are talking about autoplay

@@FirstnameLastname-jd4uqits just under two hours, and two hours was never mentioned anyways

@@RevanReborn3950BBY they fell asleep at 1 am and woke up to their computer on at 6 am. Thats 5 hours, longer than this video

@@FirstnameLastname-jd4uq the computer could have kept playing videos

If only i could block the concern department

That's concerning

They usually don't want to waste time with smart people. What's the point of pretending to be legit when your victim just backs out as soon you become scammy. It's much better to only grab the attention of gullible/vulnerable people from the get go

@@tejasdixit4417 that makes a lot of sense

Damn stuff like that is pretty god damn scary. As someone who is actually really paranoid about getting scammed (recently had a whole month of me getting panic attacks about getting viruses on my pc) do you have like any tips or well "tricks" to help figuring out what's a scam and what's not? Really weird reply lol but just wanted to ask since you did quite good in that situation.

​@@kabblerxd My best advice is probably the most obvious and repeated, Don't download or click links on ANYTHING from ANYONE you don't trust. Also be wary even of possible scam e-mails that might say certain accounts are compromised or even possibly fake 'confirm login attempt' emails. Nothing wrong with just opening the email and reading it to see if it looks legit or not, but don't click on anything in the email, not even an 'Unsubscribe' button unless you're absolutely sure it's coming from an official source (Like unsubscribing from an actual service that you're actually subscribed to and you've confirmed is from a legitimate email representing that service). Cuz if nothing else you can just block or mark those spam senders as spam. Most importantly, trust your gut. If you think there's a chance something might be off, there probably is. Of course it doesn't hurt to double check. Often times when I get suspicious messages or emails I'll just search the approximate sort of 'framing' for the thing in question. Like If I get an email claiming to be from Microsoft or something, even if it looks 100% legit, I'll still search the sending email to see if it's a common scam sender. Or I'll just double check what the official support email senders are supposed to be, or look like. Same goes for messages if they're asking you to do anything, or even sending them things that seem innocuous. Like as an exmaple I get a lot of people who try to scam me for my Roblox account/inventory. Their angle is usually "Hey we were wondering if we could use your avatar model for a thumbnail for a project/video we're working on?" Then they walk you through a tutorial for basically how to 'rip the model' from the website data (since theoretically that data 'should' technically exist) In reality they're tricking you into sending them metadata from the page that allows them to bypass 2FA and basically hijack your login token which gives them access to your account. I damn near did it too cuz they even make you save it as an .obj or .fbx or something. But at the last minute I was like, "No this seems too suspicious" and I even tried opening that data myself in blender but of course there was no model to be found. Lo and behold when I googled that setup, turns out it's actually a relatively common scam. Or another example where I got an email saying my Blizzard account info/password was changed, but instead of going through the links provided in the email (which looked legit) I just went straight to the actual Blizzard site and went through their official support channels on their page only to find out I never actually had a Blizzard account with that email to begin with. Bottom line like I said, if it seems off, it probably is, even if it seems innocuous otherwise. Oh and get an adblock (I personally recommend UBlock Origin through the extensions store on Google) Not that ads are really a big source of viruses and shit anymore, but it does help avoid accidentally clicking on bad links when sites have garbage ads with popups or redirects.

@@Beefyrulz Thanks alot. I used to only use firefox and always got scared of viruses but then I started using Brave. Honestly ROBLOX is the easiest to scam people in. Not even just kids. Roblox always sends these obviously auto-generated responses and they're barely transparent on if their real or not so someone can just copy and paste on and it seems Legit. I nearly got scammed from something like it. I recently freaked out and changed my password because I thought something strange was going on in Roblox (Turned out to be a visual glitch) and changed my passwords. Through the panic I immediately forgot what I changed them to so I contacted roblox support. I got 2 E-Mails which were almost the exact same but the second one sent a link so I opened up a Private window (Which hides your IP and stuff) and pasted in the link. Its a SCARILY accurate re-creation of the offical roblox Password change. Luckily I managed to spot it out since there were a few spelling mistakes. Things like that scare me tho and after I went to the place I scanned an anti-virus a couple times and nothing came through.

​@@kabblerxd necro reply here, but a private browser window will _not_ hide your ip. essentially the only thing it will do is act as if you'd just installed the browser (so no cookies, history, etc), and cookies, history, etc will not be carried over to your normal windows. that's pretty much it, there are no extra safety or privacy features unless you have extensions installed specifically for that.

It’s not wasting your own time!

This comment made me feel sad The grandmas😢

But be prepared to be put on a list for more scams if you do engage with them. Many of the email and phone text scams are just to verify they go to a human being, especially if they ask you to reply with STOP (word of advice, don't). Once they get verification, your number/email becomes active and they sell it in giant lists on the black market (or even sometimes through legitimate businesses).

You would have to be able to afford to sue them and fight all of their appeals. Many people don't have that option, not just money, but time and other resources.

YES ANOTHER HUNGARIAN

Less horror, more dark humor.

…who hurt you?

There is a classic short story like that don’t remember the name. It’s where 2 guys kidnap an annoying rich kid and ransom him. The father pays them more than they asked for to take him off his hands.

@@EvilEgg331 The Ransom of Red Chief, by O. Henry

"Wha- why?" "We Asian. He had C in Math"

But how else would we get money for jawbreakers?!

I dont think scamming is the only reason we have trust issues tbh 😂

@@Tw0Dots true, definitely a big part though

​@@BinglesP could find an honest job eddy

Offering free gold trim on rune armor

By your reasoning, since your own comment is full of spelling and grammar errors and "bad English", as you put it, YOU are a scammer yourself.

Yes i was avle to see that basically all the scammers in this video had broken English

I was wondering why they wouldn't bother to be more convincing but that makes sense. The kind of person dumb enough to send money to a stranger isn't smart enough to think "Wait, Apple Support probably doesn't write in broken English"

Johnny sounds like a chill dude

@@lsswappedcessna He really is

"I LIKE"

thats funny lol but im sorry for your loss I've had relative die before years ag and it still affects me :(

@@Alz3m92 - Thank you for your empathy. It's nice to see a comment like yours these days. 👍👍👍

don't. they want you to pay it back to another account which is money laundering and most definetly will get you in trouble. Just to be sure, I'm not good at detecting sarcasm today :D

KZfaq video length limit is 24 hrs

I mean there's a 24 hour video somewhere.. It's possible

fuck yeah.

​​​​@@4Vanyekthere's no limit on a live streams length tho, so they could stream it and keep up the vod

You won 100$ iTunes gift card! DM me for details

@@l.a.sunrise3922 from whom? The scammers or the gift cards?

@L. A. Sunrise Scam someone for $100 amazon gift card. Sell it to some other person for $75 saying something like, "I need cash to buy food." Profit.

There are websites you csn sell the codes on

@@l.a.sunrise3922 sorry, I didn’t see this...there are websites that can help you cash-out the balance of the cards, but (from what I understand) the scammers use brokers for the cards...people who will cash-out the gift cards in large batches. The scammer will send the card numbers they have collected to the broker, who buys a batch of 50 cards for $0.75 on the dollar...(just as an example, the numbers are prob not exactly right)...it’s why the scammers won’t accept $25-$50 cards, their brokers won’t take them. If the scammer will take a low dollar card, he is probably working on his own rather than for a larger operation.

@@learntooilpaint thank you! I didn’t notice more questions come in!

Ok❤❤

​@@kirby4667 bruh that's so mean.

I always waited at the Grand Exchange to be the first person to get their money doubled, because they almost always do the first doubling for real to seem legitimate. I would then proceed to scream that it was a scam and piss them off, because they gave me the doubled money and now they aren't getting anything back. Much like Nails Newton (The 'Let Them Eat Pie' quest giver) does, you just need to scam the scammer back.