The thing that I love the most about him is that he never simply withers and rots in his home, he's always doing new jobs or trying new things. Moleman is a fighter.

"You're reading the wine list sir..." *Very good...*

"I need the biggest seed bell you have... no, thats too big"

A very underappreciated scene from the HD era was when Marge was contemplating being insane, in which she says "Well, I am talking aloud to myself" in which it zooms out to show Mole Man saying "You were? I thought I made a friend"

I love how he just gets drilled through the head and then just calmly says “Oh no, my brains”

you cant just skip over man gets hit by foot ball

“THIS is a knife.” the one second moleman got his redemption.

Everyone talks about Moleman's determination, how he never gives up. But look at 5:34. Moleman's cinematic triumph "Man Getting Hit By Football" was a front runner in that film festival, yet the man cheers for his competition. Moleman's all heart.

He had the worst life ever but still he never gave up. Hans is truly an inspiration for us all.

"You took 4 minutes of my life and I want them back... aw I'd only waste them anyway." Why do I find that so relatable?

4:26 I love that they had to move the imaginary camera down in an animated show to make fun of Moleman for being short. Never noticed that gag before!

Moleman has it so tough that the animators don't even bother to use the same color

I love how calmly he says "Oh no, my brains". He's just given up at this point

Han’s stance when he pulls out his knife. He was probably pretty skilled with a blade at one point

I appreciate that, despite the fact that he nearly won that film contest over Barney, he was humble enough to cheer on Boo-urns.

I love how Moe so aggressively boots moleman out of the bar with a knife simply for not putting his mug on the beer coaster.

"Oh, no. My brains.".

I love how the house is on fire before the truck even starts to fall off the cliff. lol

3:03 always cracked me up that the house just randomly bursts into flames as it's going over the edge

That guy is just super unlucky, give him an applause and admire how he is clinging to his damn life.

“All I know is pain” - Hans Moleman Simpson’s Hit and Run

"To live is to suffer. To survive is to find some meaning in the suffering." - Friedrich Nietzsche, who never met Hans Moleman

That fossil fuel gag is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. The simpsons used to be genius

"Alright Hans, time to go." "But, he ate my last meal." "Well, if that's the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky." "Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?" "From this point on, no talking." This had me deader then Moleman's sperm count after his award-winning film

*Hans is a true inspiration. He never stops trying. We should all aspire to be like Mr. Moleman.*

I love Hans Moleman. I want to hear audiobooks narrated by him.

3:24 Hans ran in there pretty fast, he must’ve had that request on his mind for a while

"I was saying Boourns" lmfao I still love that line...

4:42 They put the clip of Hans getting executed along with the “Isn’t anybody in this cemetery dead?” scene. This is wonderful.

"Its says here you're single." "I'm 31 years old!" Savage

That first scene was probably the nicest thing anyone has ever done to Hans. So nice of Homer to accept him.

5:07 Hans Moleman was allowing himself to be burried alive just not to inconvenience the undertaker. He's too good for this world.

"Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?!?"

Is nobody gonna talk about how homer; Ate his last meal Murdered him Caused his death by mr burns Kidnapped and indoctrinated him to become his son

3:35 is probably my fave. Just the way he is, the sound, his reaction, perfection.

I like how Moleman was shouting "Boo-urns" although Burns was competing against his own movie #molemanthesportsman

Metallica were the only people who treated him with respect and dignity

I want a "Treehouse of horror" episode where Hans Moleman finally gets his sweet revenge

"My name is Hans, drinking has ruined my life. Im 31 years old!" Favourite line from hans

3:00 I love how stuff in the simpsons suddenly catches on fire for no reason.

Where's that on scene when Bart and Lisa are going back and forth, saying "You're gay for Moleman! No, you're gay for Moleman!" And poor Moleman "No one's gay for Moleman." 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I just love his voice and how completely miserable it sounds at all times.

I feel so bad for Hans. He is trying so hard but it's never working out for him. I hope he will have a happy ending some day

5:20 “I was saying Boo-urns.”

0:45 can we take a minute to appreciate that transition?

Hans is quite the entrepreneur. He's had more jobs than Homer.

1:15 Me: hey Hans is that knife a 19th century or 20th century? Hans: its more of a 20th century Me: oh.

I'm torn between feeling utter pity and sympathy for all that he suffers and endures... and intense respect at his ability to just endure all this and keep on going, seemingly without fear.

I actually laughed out loud for some reason when Edgar Poe’s house spontaneously combusted.

This is who I aspire to become when I turn 31 years old.

3:11 I need the biggest seed bell you have. No, that's too big.

"I didn't want to raise a fuss but now that you mention it..."

"No one's gay for Moleman" - Hans Moleman

1:53 Aw man, Moleman was almost a badass right there. Poor guy can't even get more than 5 seconds.

Probably one of my favorite characters on the show. Always never gives up and trying new things.

"This is Moleman in the Morning. Good Moleman to you. "Today, part four of our series of the agonising pain in which I live every daaaayyyy..."

"I was saying 'boo-urns'" is literally my favorite Simpsons moment ever.

"Well if that's the worst thing that happens to you today consider yourself lucky." My favorite line.

I love how the house instantly catches on fire when he hits the barrier

02:18 masters of "ahead of their time"

"This stuff really works?" "Certainly does." "Yeah well LOTS O' LUCK!"

He has to be the unluckiest character in the show.

1:35 - there’s a wine list but the waitress is dressed like it’s a diner.

2:34 the way mole man is just lying there

I no longer say "good morning". Instead, I say "good Moleman to you".

I know it’s a cartoon but I feel so sorry for Moleman

Hans is one of those characters that you can laugh at and feel incredibly bad for

“Oh no, my brains” has to be one of my favorites.

2:00 When he revealed he was 31 years old that blew my mind! I alway thought he was a very old man but once he admitted that drinking has ruined his life it fits. Hans comedic timing is gold.

"I didn't want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention it-.." Same

Another moment is when he is driving his car is struck by the school bus and it slowly comes to a halt as a result of a tree and then immediately it explodes for no reason pmsl 🤣

"You took four minutes of my life and I want them back" "Oh I'd only waste them anyway" why do I relate so hard?

...But on the bright side, he must've gotten rich off the royalties from the _Man Getting Hit By Football_ remake.

"This is a Pretzel Town Pretty-Boy"

4:17 still the best special car in hit and run!

Ok THIS HAS BEEN On my RECOMMENDATION 4 FOREVER! This video better be worth it.

1:48 I had no idea that Hans Moleman was a Catachan jungle fighter

[ ] Sympathise with Moleman [x] Complain you did not see him get hit in the groin

Hans being kidnapped & brainwashed was brilliant. 😂😂😂

@2:31, that kills me every time. 🤣 I LOVE Hans Moleman, just because he's the butt-end of every strange joke in the show. Not even for any particular reason, other than just because it's funny...

1:32 "Biscuits....chicken....yellow....mailman...." "You're reading the wine list sir" "Very good"

Fossil fuel: Use us and nobody gets hurt. Just about sums it up.

Just the way he says "Cowabunga dudes" it's hilarious XDXD

The bird sanctuary one is my favourite and lives rent free in my head. I know you shouldn't break down comedy but I just can't stop thinking about this. The sanctuary is in a state of crisis, and Hans is actually doing a quite heroic thing by deciding to take charge of the situation and do something to help. "Get me the biggest bird seed you have" would should quite authoritative if said by a more action hero type. He needs a size that can feed an entire sanctuary of rampaging birds, and yet somehow, whatever size they offer is TOO BIG. How? What ridiculously huge size is it their offering. It could be it's outside Hans budget, but with the quickness that Hans responds there's no way the phone operator had the time to specify budget, only size. That's the only thing getting in the way of stopping this entire catastrophe. Yet it's just too much. It's fundamentally absurd and I think about these quick few seconds so much

i love the knife bit, "dooown i gooo" he was so cool 2 seconds before that and then the most hilarious thing ever lol

“ isn’t that clever, it looks like a Cadillac drove right into the building!” “ hellppp meeee!” Poor guy 😂

In my headcanon that explains this, Hans Moleman was a badass who lived a hard life who did some pretty awesome things but the expense of his health. That's the reason why he has all those aliments, thus he can't perform the way he once did and Bad karma for some actions are catching up with him, thus his misfortunes. From what we saw from this and my observations, he must have been a complete beast when he was younger!

3:58 one straight runs out the window.

"cowabunga dude" - Hans Moleman

I like how you referenced but did not show man getting hit by football.

I really appreacite the amount of thought that went into editing this

Ha! Thanks for putting this one together!

at 0:58 I was hoping Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy will save our favorite depressed mole.

Hans is like the perfect example of why you need to specify your immortality conditions when you wish for it. The man never dies, never ages past what he is now, but at the same time the man _never_ dies and is stuck at his decrepit age.

The “oh no, my brains” part was so out of nowhere and the delivery was great

The casualness of "Oh no, my brains..." Is classic 😂

1:48 The ONE time Moleman could have been a badass and he just blows it!

To his credit, the man knows how to dress for a date

I wish you included this clip but from Treehouse of Horror 4 Bart tells Otto that there’s a monster or ghoul(can’t remeber what he specifically said) on the side of the bus and Otto sees Hans Moleman and he tries to ram him to please Bart and he rams him off the road and slowly roles away and looks like he’s about to hit a tree but he safely stops before hitting the tree and then out of nowhere blows up. I don’t know why but its the timing and the random explosion that made me fine this scene with Hans Moleman as the best!

4:07 That's not my beautiful house! That's not my beautiful wife!